pregame show post game and we'll see you again here tomorrow for special edition at 10:30 of abc 7 news >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, andy garcia! betty gilpin! and music from angel olsen! with cleto and the cletones! and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice. thank you. hi. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for traveling from near and far to visit us here in hollywood, where the summit of the americas is under way. i feel like people don't know about it, but this is a major international meetup. leaders from north, south, and central america are gathered

here in los angeles to compare mustaches. i don't know what -- were you invited to this, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah. but i couldn't go. i have to be here for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you were invited to this meeting of all the leaders from all the countries in our region and you decided to be here to protect me and to potentially save my life if it's necessary. >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy, you're first. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. gracias. by the way, the president of mexico is not coming. he decided to skip it in solidarity with the leaders of cuba, venezuela, and nicaragua who are not invited because democracy isn't really their thing. but not having mexico here is a huge blow because number one, they're like our downstairs neighbor. and number two, they were supposed to bring the guacamole. [ laughter ] so now we have to go to smart & final. president biden will join the festivities on wednesday, and not only will biden be hosting

the summit, he'll be our guest here on wednesday night. [ cheers and applause ] last night we announced that our president joe biden will be stopping by. he will be here. which is nice. because it gives the gang at fox news something to scream about all week. >> so to communicate with the american people joe biden is sitting down with jimmy kimmel on wednesday. that's the land of insanity in which we all live. >> jimmy: i see. what i do is insane. you guys telling us we should arm p.e. teachers to protect kids, that makes sense. tucker carlson giving vladimir putin a reacharound every other night. sane. president on a late-night talk show, insane. got it. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump -- you remember the guy who took his job as president so seriously he had time to meet with kanye west and kid rock and ted nugent and lil' wayne and the my pillow guy who knows how many times and also watched tv all day?

well, this is what trump is busy with. he posted on his imaginary social media site, "kash patel wrote the best-selling children's book in the country." not even top five, by the way. it's number nine. i looked it up. "the plot against the king." "which i recommended two weeks ago via truth social, telling our youth the russiagate story. google just banned his book's entire ad campaign. let's put this amazing book in every school in america." let's seal up all the doors and fill the schools with this amazing book, which stars chubby king donald and his wizard assistant, which is the author himself. he made himself a character in the book with trump. this guy patel worked for the trump administration at the pentagon. i looked him up. his wikipedia photo is absolutely fantastic. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it's like -- it's like they surprised him in his bedroom or something. [ laughter ] and if you're wondering who

would publish a book like this, it is a conservative children's publishing group called brave books. this isn't the only trump book they've published. the list is bigly, including the very hungry fat-erpillar. the berenstein bears silence a hooker. how the grinch stole 11,779 votes in georgia. [ cheers and applause ] i chopped down the giving tree. one fish two fish filet-o-fish blue fish. and where the wild things were before my stupid son shot them. [ cheers and applause ] so they've carved out a niche. in london over the weekend they had a big to-do for queen elizabeth's platinum jubilee celebrating her 70th year of kicking ass and taking names over in england. the queen i think has had enough of these jubilees because she did not appear in person. instead she appeared via hologram. they created a special hologram in the window of a 260-year-old golden carriage.

that is a hologram of the queen alongside -- you can see here tupac shakur is -- [ applause ] her guest. people were waving at it. the crowd sang "god save the queen" as the holo-grandma passed them by. at this point god must be like enough already with the song, i'm doing it, she's 96. do you not see me saving the queen? [ laughter ] do you know this guy louie gohmert? he's a representative out of texas. this statement used to be the kind of thing that could ruin a person's political career. but now that we've been maga-tized it barely even makes a dent. gohmert is upset because some of his fellow republicans are getting hit with contempt charges for refusing to cooperate with the committee investigating the insurrection on january 6th. and what he's upset is they're not even allowed to lie about it. >> we have a two-tiered justice system. if you're a republican, you

can't even lie to congress or lie to an fbi agent or they're coming after you. they're going to bury you. they're going to put you in the d.c. jail. >> jimmy: you can't even lie to the fbi anymore! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's outrageous. i guess -- i don't know. at least -- at least he's not lying about how upset he is about not being allowed to lie, i guess. small victory. the good news is he's on the judiciary committee. louie gohmert, by the way, is the same guy who suggested we move the orbit of the moon to fight climate change. he's not the sharpest pencil in the -- the sharpest pencil is the one he jammed into his brain when he was 10 years old. [ laughter ] dr. oz, by the way, in case you haven't heard, is officially now the republican candidate for senate in the state of pennsylvania, which means we are now one step closer to having a u.s. senator who squeezed my balls on television. [ laughter ] and your balls. >> guillermo: my balls too, yes.

that's right, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm not sure why we're applauding. but -- [ laughter ] dr. oz barely squeaked by his opponent david mccormick of pennsylvania. he beat him by 991 votes. mccormick conceded even before the recount was finished, which wow, a republican conceding in pennsylvania. trump is not going to like that at all. now dr. oz will face the democrat, john fetterman, who looks like he eats two dr. ozes for breakfast every morning. [ laughter ] dr. oz is now backed by donald trump. in the good old days he was backed by an even bigger name, which was oprah. oprah, you know, gave him his show. now it would seem she has some rgrets about this monster she helped create. >> hi, everybody. >> 19 years ago i introduced the world to dr. oz. he made more than 60 appearances on my show. i made him a household name.

i [ bleep ]ed up. [ laughter ] holy [ bleep ], did i [ bleep ] up. i just wanted him to teach us what our poop should look like. >> my focus is to do what president trump endorsed me to do. >> and now he's a first-class [ bleep ] head. >> you want to fire fauci? i thought that would get you worked up. >> oprah's sorry, everybody. i owe you each a candle and fuzzy pair of slippers. i'm really sorry. i'm oprah winfrey, and i approve this message. we still have gayle! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, you go, gayle. maybe gayle will run. all right. well, now we have something that has nothing to do with anything at all. there is a thread on reddit i've mentioned before. it's called what is this thing? it's for the identification of mysterious objects. people will post pictures of a thing, they don't know what it is, and then other reddit users will chime in and help them figure it out. it's fun. so we took some of the photos that were posted on reddit and

we went out onto hollywood boulevard to see if folks walking by our theater could identify them. and it's time once again to play "what is this thing?" [ cheers and applause ] >> what! is! this! thing! >> jimmy: oh, wow. i didn't know you practiced that. here's the first thing. and let's see what people on the street -- you see the thing? okay. take it in. wooden handle, metal riveted to the handle. possibly could be a missing piece. not sure. w.i.t.t. let's see what people on the street think. >> what is this thing? >> it looks like a gardening tool. >> mm-hmm. >> kind of like to rip out plants maybe. >> to -- to -- a can opener. >> looks like a shovel. >> okay. >> like some medieval shovel or something. >> it's for taking pears off the trees or apples off of trees. >> jimmy: okay. we did not get a consensus from the street. but what do you the audience say? one of those answers is correct. is it a gardening tool, a can opener, a medieval shovel or a fruit picker?

[ audience responds ] everyone says fruit picker. let's see if you're right. >> it is a antique can opener. >> they had cans back then? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. no cans. just openers. but in case -- they had openers in case someone invented a can. all right. here's the next thing. all right. you see it? analyze it. dark gray, soft rubber, about the diameter of a nickel, six inches long. let's see what people on the street say. >> maybe a bullet holder. >> a bullet holder? >> could you slide a bullet in there? a long one? and hold it in there? >> oh, like put your pen in there or something? like a pen carrier? >> a cast for a cat. >> i don't know. some sort of penis protector. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all very interesting guesses. what say you guys? is it a bullet holder, a pen carrier, a cat cast, or a penis

protector? [ audience responds ] i feel like you just wanted to yell "penis" at me. [ laughter ] all right. well, let's see. >> it is for a curling iron. it's a curling iron holder. >> are you serious? >> yeah. >> i should know that. i'm a hairstylist. oh, my gosh. i've never seen this before. >> jimmy: all right. it was none of the above, i guess. okay. well, our next thing is a small metal handheld tool, less than 12 inches. okay. i feel like i've seen those. >> one of those little things that you go ping, ping, ping. >> a tuning fork? >> yes, tuning fork. >> i just like read a book about this. like a tuning fork? >> a potato peeler. >> a potato peeler. >> jimmy: all right. is it a tuning fork, a tuning fork, a potato peeler or a potato peeler? [ audience responds ] i feel like it's none of those things, but let's find out. >> this is a horse speculum.

>> oh, okay. so it goes inside the horse's ass? >> hopefully not. because it goes in the horse's mouth. >> my bad. my bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you can get confused. they're both on the end. all right. last item. okay. now, i know what this is. let's see if they do. >> something that goes up some kind of cavity and then you just open it up and it opens it up or something. >> what kind of cavity? >> i don't know. anal? >> i would maybe say a marshmallow roaster. >> oh, is it lke angry birds? you know angry birds and stuff. you put the rubber band on that part, you just sling it back. >> oh, so like a slingshot? >> yeah. >> i don't know. but the top kind of looks like those things you see at the ob-gyn. it's for like quick opening the cooch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. this is quite a group. what do you guys think it is?

is it an anal opener, a marshmallow roaster, a slingshot or the other thing that i'm not going to say? [ audience responds ] well, we're mixed. >> this is a tool for killing eels. >> i -- look. be honest. >> don't get mad at me. >> what black person you know kill eels? >> i don't know anybody that kills eels. regardless. >> we don't kill eels. who would go in the water and just kill eels? >> i don't know. they eat it, i guess? >> you're not killing no eels. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, we learned a lot, i think. we learned about people and we learned about things. and thanks for playing "what is this thing?" [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show for you tonight. betty gilpin is here. we have music from angel olsen. and we'll be back with andy garcia. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by

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[ cheers and applause ] on wednesday night we will be back in primetime with another nba game night special before game 3 on the east coast and after the game in the west with dino wrangler chris pratt. and later at our regular time president joe biden will join us live in studio with music from jack johnson. they've been touring together. [ cheers and applause ] jack johnson and joe biden. they have a thing. it's called the biden-johnson project. [ laughter ] our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated grammy-winning actor, part-time golfer and conga player. his new movie, which once was an old movie, is "father of the bride." it premieres june 16th on hbo max. please welcome andy garcia. [ cheers and applause ]

it's great to see you. >> likewise. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i feel great. >> jimmy: i love this little detail, and this is interesting. because you're promoting this movie "father of the bride." >> yes. >> jimmy: and this summer while you were promoting this movie two of your daughters are getting married. >> that's right. yeah. >> jimmy: two weeks apart from each other. >> about a month. >> jimmy: a month apart from each other. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how does that work? i want to ask you a couple questions about that because i know how i would handle this. my first move would be to try to convince them to have a double wedding. did you try that? >> uh. >> jimmy: you didn't even bring it up? >> no, i don't want to bring that up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was there ever a suggestion that maybe they share a dress? [ laughter ] because these dresses are expensive. >> i'm sharing a dress with my wife. that's a whole other thing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: okay. will you wear the same -- >> it's a savings. >> jimmy: the same tux to both weddings? >> i will. >> jimmy: you'll be the only one. >> unless they tell me not to. >> jimmy: you'll do whatever

you're told. >> listen, it's such a blessing to see your daughters find the person they love and have this celebration. the first wedding was canceled in the pandemic. we had to cancel it. so we had a little like thing in the back yard. she put on my wife's wedding dress, daniela did, my middle daughter, and we had a little ceremony to -- because what else was there to do during the pandemic? >> jimmy: i like that. because they always say the thing like i'm going to save this dress for my daughter, you know, one day. and then no one ever wears their mother's dress. >> and it's in a box. if you open the box, there's like, you know, squirrels in there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. which of the son-in-laws do you like better? [ laughter ] is there a front-runner? >> well, you know, it's like the kentucky derby. there's one in the back that maybe could win. >> jimmy: you never know. >> it's a daily thing. no, i'm blessed. i'm really happy with them. >> jimmy: did they do the traditional thing and ask you -- >> yes. they came and asked. >> jimmy: and they did it well? they didn't screw it up?

>> no. fairly well. >> jimmy: fairly well. >> i anticipated the moment. you know, i was anticipating. i wasn't anticipating the birth of my granddaughter, though, the way they announced it. >> jimmy: oh, i see. so there was some surprise involved. >> yeah, yeah. my middle daughter, who got married technically during the pandemic but we're really doing the wedding again now, the full thing, the church and the reception. >> jimmy: no, i get it. i see what you're saying. >> yeah. she had a baby in the meantime. we had our first granddaughter. >> jimmy: even better, right? [ applause ] built-in flower girl. so i was watching your -- i was watching your movie and i was thinking about you the whole time because it's just kind of weird knowing that the guy's going through that stuff as it happens. and your character's like, how bound by tradition he is but also everything's expensive. and all of that kind of crazy stuff. >> i've got to go, jimmy. i'll be right back. once you mention expensive then -- >> jimmy: you're not going to make much from this here tonight

either, believe me. [ laughter ] >> no, no. >> jimmy: you're an nba basketball fan, right? >> of course. >> jimmy: who do you like? the heat -- >> the lakers. and the heat i move -- in the east. but i moved from miami way after the heat weren't even there. so i've always been a laker fan. >> jimmy: i didn't even realize this, but you were a high school basketball player. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is from your yearbook. [ applause ] this is -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're in the middle there. >> yeah, there you go. >> jimmy: you remember those guys on either side of you? >> i don't remember their names, but i remember how they never picked for me. >> jimmy: they didn't? okay. and then we've got this is your high school yearbook photo. that is the hairstyle everyone had that year. [ applause ] >> i will never come on your show again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you look pretty good, i think. >> some haircut there, huh? >> jimmy: yeah. well, listen, i had that identical haircut. i really did. except i looked bad. but you, your coach, your little

league coach in baseball was mickey rourke. you told me this one time before. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i think about it sometimes. >> of course you do. in the middle of the night, you go mickey rourke, mickey rourke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's the age difference? turns out he's only three years older than you. >> yeah. but like the older pony leaguers would coach the little leaguers. we didn't have a lot of coaches. he was very good, by the way. mi.ckey.he city chamipshon shout out to mickey. >> jimmy: mickey was a good coach? >> and he was a good player. on the team. but he was very good. >> jimmy: i would ime --inag 'de >> he was very good, yeah. but just our coach, skip es ced oicte and he coached at . he's a rfay ll busmo he was very disciplined about what -- you had to follow the rules. you know. and mickey had another path. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: andy garcia is here. we'll be right back.

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where do you think you're going? >> the garden. >> no, no. hey, hold on. i don't know what you guys do in new york. whatever you do in new york stays in new york. in miami -- >> in miami in this century you can sleep with your fiance, billy. good night. have a wonderful night. be well. quickly. flee while you still can.

go. go. corre. >> jimmy: that is andy garcia and gloria estefan in "father of the bride." [ cheers and applause ] it premieres june 16th. how long have you known gloria estefan? >> i -- we became friends in the '80s. sort of like later '80s. but i used to crash her band in miami. you know, because we're a small community. and they were the wedding band, or party band, miami sound machine. before they broke out with "conga" they were the local band. we tried to hire for my wedding and they were booked. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> but at the end of every cuban wedding they play the conga, the traditional conga and people do conga lines all over the place. so every time they'd play the conga i would crash the band and sit in. and they started to go, there's that guy again crashing our band ad sitting in. never asked permission or anything. you know how that is, guys. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. right. >> all of a sudden somebody's on stage, you're going who's this guy?

>> jimmy: shows up with a harmonica. you run. >> yeah. [ laughter ] that was our first encounter. but we didn't become friends till the late '80s. we've been really close. >> jimmy: they became really big in like what, 1984, something like that? >> yeah. around -- yeah, "conga," the first song, the conga number, that was their first big hit. >> jimmy: yeah. the conga number. i remember that one. i used to play that as a wedding dj. >> of course. >> jimmy: come on shake your body baby do that conga. >> that's it. anytime, jimmy. >> jimmy: and they did. they always shook their bodies. >> yeah, yeah. well, it's based on traditional cuban carnival comparsa conga line. >> jimmy: well, that i didn't know. >> yeah, it's a traditional rhythm, you know, with new lyrics and new melody. >> jimmy: and you guys did a movie together before. >> we did a movie about arturo sandoval the trumpet player called "for love or country." and she played my best friend in it. >> jimmy: will she play at at least one of your daughters'

weddings? or is that too much to ask of gloria estefan? >> i think it's a bit too much to ask of gloria. she would do it. she would actually do it for me if i would ask, but i wouldn't dare -- >> jimmy: do you want me to call her and ask? [ laughter ] >> why not? >> jimmy: couldn't hurt, right? >> jimmy kimmel calling on behalf of andy garcia. >> jimmy: andy's a little shy, he didn't want to ask you this. but maybe she's bummed out that you didn't ask. and plus she missed your wedding. it seems like the least gloria could do. >> she owes me a gig. >> jimmy: she owes you the gig. >> she owes me a gig. i'm going to be with her now after the show, so i'll mention it. >> jimmy: oh, great. yeah. mention it to her. or if you want i'll leave you a note. [ laughter ] the wedding planner in "father of the bride" was played by martin short. >> marty short, yeah. >> jimmy: and in this you have a female wedding planner. >> chloe fineman. >> jimmy: chloe fineman, who's very funny on "saturday night live." you've known martin short for many years. >> well, i was a fan. i used to be a member of an improvisational theater group at the comedy store in the late '70s. and we would open for -- we were like two house bands.

we were the opening house group and there was the comedy store players, which a lot of people were second city were there including marty short and betty thomas and robin williams would sit in. he'd come in after his "mork & mindy" nights, you know. so i saw marty on stage a lot in those days. >> jimmy: so you were around in those days where all those big comics like rodney dangerfield -- >> everybody, yeah. >> jimmy: -- and david letterman and jay leno and all those guys -- >> yeah. seinfeld, billy crystal. everybody that we all cherish today were all there showcasing. occasionally you'd have people like steve martin would come in or redd foxx or richard pryor. >> jimmy: redd foxx would come in. wow. >> yeah. he was the dirtiest comic i've heard in my life. >> jimmy: and one of the greatest for sure. >> he had that character down that he did on television, the famous iconic character. >> jimmy: fred sanford. >> yeah. but he was raunchy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> also the comedians when they were on stage were pretty blue, you know. >> jimmy: and you were just a kid at that time.

would you ever interact with redd foxx or rodney? >> i would watch a lot of the comedians at the time. you know. you remember freddie asparagus our friend that passed away. >> jimmy: yeah, fred asparagus. he used to be -- >> yeah. fred asparagus. >> jimmy: my friend don knows him. >> he was an amazing comic. but there's a lot of those comics on the periphery that are so talented but they're kind of -- they're in the -- >> jimmy: the comics all the other comics love. >> but can never be on tv because they just -- their act is not appropriate. but so many talented people. i would watch in the original room, i'd go over and after we do our improv side i'd go over and just sit and watch all these guys back to back. michael keaton was there too. you know, larry david. seinfeld. crystal, like i said. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> back to back. letterman, leno. you know, they were all there. showcasing basically. all the time. but on a nightly basis. not like, you know, once a month. they were there all the time. >> jimmy: all the time, yeah. >> you did that for a while.

>> jimmy: no. never did it. >> no? >> jimmy: no. i wasn't allowed in the club. [ laughter ] no. i was a disc jockey. i was a morning disc jockey. i was never a stand-up comic. >> oh. i thought you did some stand-up comedy. >> jimmy: no. but maybe we'll go out later. [ laughter ] it's great to see you. >> please let us in. >> jimmy: the movie's very entertaining. it's "father of the bride," an all new version starring andy garcia, gloria estefan, and many more. premieres june 16th on hbo max. hbo max. we'll be right back with betty gilpin. andy garcia, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] [ engine revving ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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i'm from boston massachusetts. my most regrettable tattoo was when ti was 18 years old. i got one to be the culmination of my two greatest loves in life, marching band and musical theater. i got a lower back tattoo with the comedy/tragedy mask. it's my band camp tramp stamp, like a nice kid, right? >> thanks. that is indeed regrettable. >> pencil us in next week on "jimmy kimmel live."

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>> jimmy: music from angel olsen is on the way. our next guest spent three seasons sprinkled in glitter on "glow." now she co-stars alongside julia roberts and sean penn in the watergate drama "gaslit." the season finale is sunday on starz. please welcome betty gilpin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi! >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. i heard you were shooting the new damon lindelof show right now. >> yeah. we just started yesterday. i don't think i'm allowed to say anything. they're going to like sedate me -- >> jimmy: can you say the name of the show? >> it's called "mrs. davis."

i think that's it. >> jimmy: that you can say. but he told you not to say anything or you just assume? >> yeah. they don't really let the puppets talk much. [ laughter ] i was so nervous. and then i just felt i have a little yamaka of hair that i missed. >> jimmy: oh. >> it just made me feel like myself, grounded me and -- >> jimmy: may i have it? i'll put it on the back of my head. >> no, no, no, this one's just for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you play any sports or anything like that like andy garcia did when you were in school? >> i mean, i really had the athletic prowess of a napkin. [ laughter ] but i did play -- i mean, i played little league. >> jimmy: you did? >> i did, yeah. we were the roxbury polecats. which is -- i think it means skunk but definitely sounds like we were a team of child strippers. [ laughter ] but i played second base and lindsey jacobellis played third base. she won two gold medals this year for snowboarding. >> jimmy: right.

>> and the day she won two gold medals i was doing a sex scene in a minivan. [ laughter ] so we're both kind of role models for young women. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you're from the same town, then. >> yeah. roxbury, connecticut. >> jimmy: are you the two most famous people from the town? >> frank mccourt, who wrote "angela's ashes," is from there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and arthur miller. my dad called me one time. he was like, "i'm so excited. i've reserved my grave site next to arthur miller's grave." my husband's like you're going to have the iced coffee grave. oh, my god, arthur miller. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's weird to be excited about who your neighbors are going to be when you're dead. >> exactly. his voicemail was like "call me right back." so excited. >> jimmy: yeah, that's funny. is he sure it's the arthur miller? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a very common name. >> but i did have the athletic prowess of a napkin but i had one shining moment in elementary school.

i don't know if they still have it. the president's test where -- >> jimmy: the presidential fitness test. >> right. >> jimmy: failed it every time. >> me too. i was last in everything. you have to like run a mile and do chin-ups and touch your toes for the president -- >> jimmy: sit-ups too. >> yeah. and i was last, last, last. and i believe lindsey jacobellis was at the top of our list every year. >> jimmy: sure. >> and then the ropes, like you have to climb the ropes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> to the rafters. >> jimmy: yes. >> that event, i still picture it, i have -- the look is kind of like saliva-soaked sleeves of a land's end sweater and a floral bike short. that was kind of my uniform. and the moment i got on the rope, and not to be uncouth on a family program, but when the rope touched my nethers i would say i was jolted onto the grid of carnal understanding. [ laughter ] and i zoomed -- like suddenly

became vin diesel as a child. shattered the school record. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. my gym teacher was like she's finally an athlete. i was like i was fully having sex with the rope. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: wow. this tv show "gaslit," it's a big -- you've worked with a lot of people. but to work with sean penn and julia roberts in one thing is -- >> wild. and it was the first job i had after the -- it's still the pandemic. crazy society we have. >> jimmy: after the pandemic. yeah. right. >> but the first job i had since a year and a half in quarantine. and i thought i would like ease back into socializing with one walk with a close friend. no. it was a cliffside watergate lecture at sean penn's house. and like my social brain, as all of our social brains became, was just like a cup of expired milk. like it wasn't on the -- i mean, i was never like a calming

brunch presence socially, as you may be able to tell. but i just wasn't like -- i mean, the day before this cast dinner at sean penn's house i was at a parking garage and to the parking attendant i was like, "the key is in the eye of the beholder. oh, my god. the key is in the cup holder." [ laughter ] like wow. like i'm so -- yeah. >> jimmy: you had to jump right back into it. >> yeah. it was terrifying. >> jimmy: was it okay? did it work out? i assume it went fine. >> it was okay. it was a lot of bathroom talks with myself in the mirror. just like you've used your hands before, don't do this, just do this. that's crazy too, just do that. >> jimmy: did you really do that? >> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: in sean penn's bathroom? >> yeah. just walking circles. but i guess everyone kind of felt like that. >> jimmy: what is sean penn's bathroom like? >> i signed a thing where i can't say. >> jimmy: instead of potpourri are there like cigarettes? >> yeah. it's all very cool. >> jimmy: chopped up.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: well, you are very cool. i mean, there's no getting around it. i mean, you're cool. i mean, i know it's probably hard for you to come to grips with thinking of yourself as that kid with the saliva-soaked sleeves. that's a hard thing to say, by the way. >> there's still saliva on these sleeves. don't you worry. >> jimmy: but you've got this -- you're in the "gaslit." your dad is going to be dead next to arthur miller. [ laughter ] >> that's right. well, i usually play -- yeah. i've made a career of playing unstable people. yeah. playing drunk aunts, drunk girlfriends. >> jimmy: do you like playing the drunk aunt? is that -- or are you tired of playing -- >> i do. i kind of -- i mean, yeah. i feel like drunk is a fun thing to play. >> jimmy: how do you play drunk? because people have an approach to it, right? >> yeah. someone told me to spin around a bunch of times before every take. i mean, when you're doing a scene, there's like a million people in the room. and i'm, again, the most neurotic person in a room at any given time. so i'm like trying to fake cry and then i'm like what if the boom guy's mad at me? [ laughter ] so weirdly spinning around a

bunch of times just kind of gets me out of my own head. and then when you're playing drunk, yeah, you spin around a bunch of times and you kind of divide your brain into two sections, which is porn and depression, and just go back and forth in your mind. which mission accomplished. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] that's -- you know what? if it works it works i guess. >> yeah. exactly. >> jimmy: well, the season finale of "gaslit" is on starz on sunday night. 8:00. thank you very much for being here. betty gilpin, everybody. we'll be back with angel olsen. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to andy garcia and betty gilpin. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. he'll be rescheduled very soon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her new album. it's called "big time." here with the title track, angel olsen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ good morning kisses, giving you all mine ♪ ♪ pull back the curtains, show me the sunshine ♪ ♪ needing this coffee, needing some nature ♪

♪ need it right now, it can't wait until later ♪ ♪ we're always busy, baby not this time ♪ ♪ lay in the tall grass, talking with your eyes ♪ ♪ talking with your eyes before we knew we were ♪ ♪ thinking the same things, i'm a believer ♪ ♪ and i'm losing, i'm losing, i've left it behind ♪ ♪ guess i had to be losing to get here on time ♪ ♪ and i'm living, i'm loving, i've loved long before ♪ ♪ and i'm loving you big time, i'm loving you more ♪

♪ ♪ take to the lake, playing lady in red ♪ ♪ hanging onto every word that you said ♪ ♪ staying up all night, out by the fire ♪ ♪ singing your songs now, you know i'm a cryer ♪ ♪ and i'm losing, i'm losing, i've left it behind ♪ ♪ guess i had to be losing to get here on time ♪ ♪ and i'm living, i'm loving,

i've loved long before ♪ ♪ and i'm loving you big time, i'm loving you more ♪ ♪ and i'm losing, i'm losing, i've left it behind ♪ ♪ guess i had to be losing to get here on time ♪ ♪ and i'm living, i'm loving, i've loved long before ♪ ♪ and i'm loving you big time, i'm loving you more ♪ ♪ i'm loving you big time ♪ ♪ i'm loving you big time ♪ ♪

♪ loving you big time ♪ ♪ i'm loving you big time ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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