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dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live, nba finals game night"! tonight -- chris evans, and we play "college knowledge" with deandre jordan, khris middleton, shai gilgeous-alexander, and malik monk. plus, "dodge basketball," with cleto and the cletones presented by heineken. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, and thank you for joining me on a friday night of basketball in the u.s. of a. we are in primetime for game four of the nba finals. the winner of game four goes on to play the loser of game five, whereas the team that lost game four has to play the game five winner, and vice versa -- until one of the teams wins four games and the other team loses four games. and at that point the series concludes. you following this, guillermo?
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>> guillermo: yeah, yeah, sure. of course. >> jimmy: after opening the series at chase center in san francisco, the games have moved to a stadium named after a different bank. td garden, which used to be the boston garden. before tony danza came in and bought it. [ laughter ] this is an important game for both teams. you know, the winner of game four goes on to play the loser of -- oh, did i go through this already? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah. you already said it. >> jimmy: right. 12 seconds ago. i'm sorry. you know, nba players, for the most part, make a lot of money. and they seem to be spending a big chunk of that money on clothes. here's jayson tatum showing up for work in two suits that were cut in half and sewed together. he's dressed like hall and oates at the same time. [ laughter ] and this is steph curry, wearing i don't know, what appears to be -- i'm not sure if this is what inspired it, but it seems to be a chunk of the set from "the price is right" in 1981. [ cheers and applause ] but what do i know? i come to work in shorts and change into a suit. go back home in shorts. speaking of steph curry, i thought this was an interesting
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tidbit from espn analyst j.j. redick. >> i want to put that third quarter graphic back up so people can really let it marinate. j.j., go ahead. >> no, i was just going to say i think one of the reasons that the warriors are always so good in the third quarter is because steph gets on his phone at halftime and reads the twitter comments. and he looks for motivation that way. it's true. i'm dead serious. >> jimmy: that's very interesting. at halftime he's reading what twitter is saying about limb. you know, this could be a fun experiment, actually. so right now steph curry is about to play. he's not watching this right now. so maybe, before halftime, it would be funny if we all tweet something like -- "did anyone else see steph curry swallow that fly?" [ laughter ] or, "omg a fly landed on steph curry's mouthguard and he ate it!" or like, "steph curry eats bugs!" and that way, when he sits down at halftime tonight, he goes "what? i ate a bug?" [ laughter ] be creative and have fun with it. make it your own. we'll see what happens. maybe something will. we have a fun show for you. buzz captain america "lightyear"
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himself, chris evans. [ cheers and applause ] last game, we had chris pratt. we have chris evans tonight. who knows who our -- [ cheers and applause ] -- next chris will be? maybe p creme! you know, basketball isn't just fun and games. it's a business. lebron james is a billionaire now. mostly thanks to his endorsement deals. but not every player has his own shoe line or hockey franchise. brook lopez of the milwaukee bucks, for instance, prefers to focus on smaller projects. and so, when one of our beloved local shops here in burbank went looking for a celebrity spokesperson, we called brook and hooked them up. >> hi. i'm nba all-star brook lopez and in the off-season i spend all my time training. [ train whistle ] model training. at the train shack. burbank's one-stop shop for model railroad enthusiasts. all aboard for a huge variety of trains and tracks. so much variety.
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and don't forget accessories like -- shrubbery. palm trees. a tattoo parlor. and green stuff that kind of looks like weed but it's not weed. and an incredible selection of miniature white people. little lumberjacks. stubby hobos. tiny garbage men. little degenerates mooning. and the cast of "friends"? i think? whoo! whoo! this is store owner mindy. hi, mindy. how's business? >> it's been a little slow lately. >> thanks, mindy. oh, no. my choo-choo got a booboo. >> don't worry, brook. i'm john, mindy's husband, and i specialize in train repair. >> wow, john. you really saved my caboose. >> i'm a train! >> and it's a great place to meet women. >> the train shack is not a great place to meet women. >> what are you waiting for? >> the train shack. located at 1030 north hollywood way across from the old sizzler
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that's now an orthodontist office. not to be confused with shake shack, radio shack, or shaq. >> you'll save big bucks. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, brook. and john and mindy and everyone at the train shack. we've got a great show for you tonight. from "lightyear," chris evans is with us. and when we come back, two texas a&m alums go two on two against two alum frtz university of kentucky in an nba player edition of college knowledge. we'll be right back. en captured. you have 48 hours to rescue me. mini-boss! okay! ahh! my minions will save me! unless they don't. which is a real possibility.
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booking.com booking.yeah [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "nba game night." it is that time now to pit alums from two noted universities against each other to bring honor or the opposite to their
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schools. it's time to play "college knowledge." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] first up, represent k the aggies of texas a&m, deandre jordan and khris middleton, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] deandre, khris. and their opponents, representing the university of kentucky, shai gilgeous-alexander and malik monk. [ cheers and applause ] hello. shai, malik. welcome, gentlemen. we are about to find out how much you learned at the schools you played basketball at. did you go to class and all that stuff? >> every day. >> yeah. >> what they said. >> every day? >> jimmy: basic general questions. basic knowledge. your job is to answer those questions. the first team to buzz in answers. if you get it wrong, the other team has a chance to steal. okay? are you ready? here we go. first question is -- which founding father appears on the $100 bill?
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yes. kentucky. >> you hit it. >> jimmy: shai, you buzzed in. you want to take a guess? >> no, they got it. >> jimmy: we go to texas a&m. >> benjamin franklin. >> jimmy: you're going to go with benjamin franklin? [ cheers and applause ] that is -- well, it turns out you can't whip them up into thinking it's benjamin franklin because -- >> it's on me. >> jimmy: oh, it is benjamin franklin, everybody. [ applause ] all right. what horse race is the biggest hrse race in the world? deandre? >> i'm going to go -- we're going to go with kentucky derby. >> jimmy: that is absolutely correct. [ applause ] and embarrassing that you guys
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played at kentucky and -- >> i had the answer. he hit -- >> jimmy: he did hit the -- he might be a double agent, actually. all right. next question. in what state is the george h.w. bush presidential library located? yes. >> texas a&m. so texas. yeah. >> jimmy: texas is correct. [ applause ] you guys are off to a big lead. all right, guys. your whole state is rooting for you right now. the statue of liberty was a gift to the united states from which country? yes. >> we're going to go with france. >> jimmy: that is absolutely -- [ cheers and applause ] going to go with france. >> hey, you answered one? >> jimmy: next question. which very famous italian artist painted the ceiling of the sistine chapel in the vatican? >> oh, my goodness. >> jimmy: who painted the ceiling of the sistine chapel? i'll give you a hint.
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he was also a cartoon turtle. w leonardo da vinci. >> jimmy: well, that's a pretty good gu a shot at it? >> go ahead. go ahead. you got it. >> is it michelangelo? >> jimmy: it is michelangelo. [ cheers and applause ] 20-10. next question. at what temperature does water boil? water. you know, that thing that comes out of theof the faucet. >> 86. >> jimmy: 86? no. not 86. [ laughter ] 86 is what we're about to do to you on this game show. [ laughter ] >> that's not funny. >> jimmy: at what temperature does water boil? >> i'm going to go with 130. >> jimmy: 130? no.
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it's -- >> come back, right? >> jimmy: you can give it another shot. >> they said 130. 86. got to be in between, right? [ laughter ] below? >> jimmy: you know what? there are really no winners here tonight. [ laughter ] >> wow. >> jimmy: the loser i'd say is the american educational system. >> i'm canadian. >> jimmy: oh, you're canadian. thank you for admitting that. everyone in canada just went, "oh, no." [ laughter ] no, texas a&m, you are our winners tonight. [ cheers and applause ] you squeaked it out. you are our 2022 college knowledge champions. lou, tell them what they've done. >> lou: deandre and khris, you win hats that say "genius" spelled correctly. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and what is our consolation prizefor our non-winners? >> lou: shai and malik, you win hats that say "genius" spelled
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incorrectly. [ applause ] >> jimmy: guys, congratulations. thank you for playing college knowledge. we'll be back with chris evans. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by heineken. visit heineken.com/closer for your chance to win work-life balance rewards all summer long. (mom allen) verizon just gave us all a brand new iphone 13. (dad allen) we've been customers for years. (dad brown) i thought new phones were for new customers. we got iphone 13s, too. switched to verizon two minutes ago. (mom brown) ours were busted and we still got a shiny new one.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy
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kimmel live: nba finals game night." later tonight, we have a new show with jeff bridges, rupert friend, and music from symba. our guest tonight is an actor, activist and "avenger," who swaps infinity stones for infinity and beyond in "lightyear" from disney and pixar. >> shall we play a game? >> no, thank you. >> are you sure? i can create a game specifically for you. based on your exact personality profile. >> hey, listen, socks, buddy, i'm pretty tired. so i'm going to go ahead and hit the rack. >> of course. i can provide sleep sounds if you like. i have several options. summer night, ocean paradise, whale calls. >> no, no. white noise is fine. >> very well. >> good night, socks. >> good night, buzz. [ white noise ] >> jimmy: "lightyear" opens in theaters june 17th. please welcome chris evans! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ wow. i mean, as if it isn't enough to already be captain america, now you get to be buzz lightyear too. what a life you're leading. >> yeah. it's an embarrassment of riches. >> jimmy: are you traveling all over the world promoting it? >> yeah, well, we're about to. we're here first. and then the whirlwind begins. >> jimmy: do you like doing that? do you like going to other countries and -- do you get mobbed in places you never would have expected you might? >> yeah. yeah. sometimes. >> jimmy: like where? >> marvel certainly kind of breaks you into that. but you know, i actually -- one of the crazier experiences didn't have anything to do with marvel, actually. we did a movie a few years back called "snowpiercer." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. [ applause ] >> thank you. and the director's korean. so we went to south korea. and we landed, we were coming out of the airport, and it was a
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zoo. just a -- like we were the beatles. people were screaming and they had one little rope to stop people and that rope just got bulldozed. and very quickly we were surrounded. it kind of got a little nerve-wracking for a minute. security came in and whisked us out of there. and producers later that day were like man, we heard what happened at the airport, we're so sorry. that's never going to happen again. and i said, you know, it's not a big deal. and then a couple days later we left korea. i get back to the airport. and as i'm walking in there was a van behind us. out of this van steps 25 to 30 giant, giant korean men. all wearing suits. and they stand in a circle around me holding hands, walking me into the airport. >> jimmy: what? >> not one fan showed up.
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[ laughter ] nobody. i was all by myself. >> jimmy: that's probably for the best. >> yeah. i just like -- oh, my god. and you try to tell them, guys, it's not -- but you know, they -- >> jimmy: they were there to work and that was it. >> this was through security, and to the gate. these guys. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's great to have a new pixar movie coming to the theaters. there's some confusion about this movie. partially fueled by you. you posted the trailer to the movie and everybody was excited. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then like half an hour later you followed it up. writing -- and just to be clear. this isn't buzz lightyear the toy. this is the origin story of the human buzz lightyear that the toy is based on. [ laughter ] >> now, just -- okay. >> jimmy: please explain. >> you know it's a shame. i proofread that like five times. [ laughter ] i was like it can't be any clearer than that.
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it's really a shame. it's a tough thing to try and explain via tweet. but as soon as i sent that -- >> jimmy: can you explain it in person? >> i'll try again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: as far as i understand, tim allen voiced the toy buzz lightyear. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and you are the real buzz lightyear? >> that's right. well, you know what it is? i'm a massive, massive pixar fan. and when my team first called me to tell me that this was a possibility, when you get -- >> jimmy: which team? the celtics, you mean? [ laughter ] >> sorry. that was like the most hollywood thing. "when my team called" -- you know, my agents. and when everybody's on the call, you know it's either good news or really bad news. >> jimmy: rioght. >> but they said, you know, pixar wants to talk to you about a job. and they said the only thing we know is buzz lightyear. and i said okay. tim allen's buzz lightyear. how's this going to go? and i went up and met with them. and angus the director had a
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powerpoint presentation. and it began by him saying, "so when i was a kid i loved star wars." and click. the first slide was 5-year-old angus covered in han solo gear. and he said it was just his whole world, he had all the toys and his friends loved it. and he said that when he first saw the first "toy story" and when andy got buzz lightyear and all his friends knew who buzz was, he wondered what was the movie in their world that they saw that made buzz such an iconic -- >> jimmy: what an interesting thing to think of. >> and i said okay, i can wrap my head around that. that makes sense. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that's what it is. >> jimmy: if only he tweeted that. you know? [ laughter ] [ applause ] it would have saved so many people so much hardship. well, i can't wait to see it. my kids are going to eat it up. no doubt about it. speaking of kids, we're going to playing a little game of dodge-basketball. do you know what this is? are you sure you want to do this? >> no, not really.
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i haven't shot a basketball like in years. >> jimmy: because i'm going to tell you chris pratt got one in the face and then right away right in the nuts. >> but did he beat you? >> jimmy: he did not beat me. >> because i just saw a clip were you didn't put up any points at all. >> jimmy: well, that's probably what's going to happen again tonight. well, we'll see what happens. you don't know till you play the game. "ightyear" opens in theaters june 17th. chris evans and i are going outside to play dodge dodge-basketball. we'll be right back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] rheumatoid arthritis. and take. it. on... ...with rinvoq. rinvoq a once-daily pill can dramatically improve symptoms... rinvoq helps tame pain, stiffness, swelling. and for some...rinvoq can even significantly reduce ra fatigue. that's rinvoq relief. with ra, your overactive immune system attacks your joints. rinvoq regulates it to help stop the attack. rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. serious infections and blood clots, some fatal;
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live: nba finals game night." it's time for another skull-crushing game of "dodge basketball." [ cheers and applause ] chris, i apologize in advance. the way this works is we each get 30 seconds to make as many free throws as possible. as we shoot, we will be hit by vicious children armed with rubber balls. they're merciless.
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they're angry. my cousin sal is also angry and merciless. he's here to officiate. cousin sal, tell chris the rules. >> we've done this like 11 times. you still don't know the rules? >> jimmy: he hasn't -- >> oh, he doesn't -- okay. very simple. you're not permitted to leave the free throw area no matter how much these sugared-up brats nail you. you understand? >> all right. >> and one more thing. your opponent is permitted to hit you with this. you got it? >> where do i stand? i stand there? >> yeah. you're there. >> and i can launch as many as i want? >> yeah, go nuts. >> jimmy: we only have four. but yeah. >> let's go. you ready? >> jimmy: should we do this? all right, kids. >> all right. three, two, one, go! ♪ ♪
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♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: boy, you little buggers. >> all right. you got one. >> jimmy: i got one. i consider that a victory. >> did you call bank? >> jimmy: called bank. okay. that was no fun at all, chris. i hope you brought your captain america shield because -- >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: -- this is about to get ugly. the score to beat is one. go get 'em. all right, kids, don't hold back. >> all right. three, two, one, go! ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: oh! ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness! oh, my goodness. wow. hold your fire. wow. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: buzz lightyear has demolished me in this game. >> 4-1! >> jimmy: wow, that's an all-time high score. >> that was brutal. >> jimmy: congratulations. that was really terrible. we're out of time. i want to thank chris evans. i want to thank deandre, shai, malik, khris. apologies to matt damon. we'll see you later tonight with jeff bridges, rupert friend, and music from symba. good night. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ building a better bay area moving forward finding solutions. this is abc 7 news. tonight dub nation jubilant outside chase center cheering the warriors on from thousands of miles away. steph curry drove the fray while in boston steph curry save final series. it's now 2 2 the next game back here at home. hope you got a chance to see it. good evening. thank you for tuning in. i'm dan ashley. we have team coverage from boston tonight abc 7 news reporter jr. stone and sports anchor chris alvarez both at td garden. we're going to start with chris and some highlights and chris most of those highlights involve one steph curry. yeah, stephen curry really putting on a show dan in the nba
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finals which started as the best of seven is now a best of three where all evened up afterwards pick up a 10-point win tonight here in boston game four game five back in the bay and large parties. you mentioned to stephen curry. let's go through some of steph's highlights. he was absolutely unreal in this game when the warriors needed to have him what bad foot one game after hurting his left foot in a battle for a loose ball stuff and curry arguably delivered his best nba finals performance. ever steph was fired up from the jump all kinds of emotion the first quarter and then steph finishing with a double-double game-high 43 points. he added 10 rebounds 14 to 26 shooting hitting seven from deep the warriors win 107.97. this series is tied at two game five is monday back in the bay and they even banked in a shot in boston. the bank is open late and the warriors. wow, what a win it was for them. is they come back out here live to boston you one of the things we'll hear from steph curry in a little it was he did say he doesn't rank his performances. he just likes

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