entire team covering this series. we appreciate your time right now at jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight -- billy eichner. mike tyson. >> and the national spelling bee champ. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. and a special welcome to those of you who watched us earlier tonight in prime time for game six of the nba finals. boy, a lot of exciting match-ups. boston versus golden state, the

lightning versus the avalanche, everyone who worked for donald trump versus donald trump. another unbelievable day in washington today. house select committee presented episode three, revenge of the 6th today. this story gets craze yers with each -- it really should be called "that did what-ergate?" trump knew what he was trying to do was illegal and you're not going to believe this, he did it anyway. this was the third of what will be six hearings. it's hard to believe this isn't scripted. >> the select committee will be in order. ♪ >> president trump rejected the advice of his campaign experts. >> the stuff that his people were shoveling out to the public was [ bleep ]. >> are you out of your mind. >> and then we went for lunch. we went for tacos. >> was there anyone who had had too much to drink? >> ah -- mayor giuliani. >> 100,000 ballots in garbage

cans. >> mostly with ivanka and her brothers. >> hang mike pence! >> president responded, pence deserves it. >> i respect attorney general barr. i accepted what he was saying. >> jimmy: of course, the difference is logan actually gave her son a birthday. e eric's never had that. we've been hearing more about the lawyer john eastman. every other lawyer said this was nuts, the vice president can't just pick who he wants to be president, eastman was telling trump he could do that and in case you're wondering what this super lawyer donald trump decided to put his face in looks like, he looks like this. he -- he's that guy. it's -- this is the man our very stable genius president decided to roll the constitutional dice with.

crocodile dumb-dee here. [ applause ] i mean, it's really -- the idea that the vice president gets to pick the president is so silly. greg jacob, the lawyer for mike pence, illustrated the silliness very well. >> part of my discussion with mr. eastman was, if you were right, don't you think al gore might have liked to have known in 2000 that he had authority to just declare himself president of the united states? >> jimmy: maybe he's right. maybe the democrats are missing the point here. if the vice president gets to pick the president, let kamala do it in 2024, whoever is after her does it in 2028 and you could have the white house forever, really. i mean, why are you fighting about this? we also heard more about the heated phone call on the morning of the 6th during which trump called mike pence a wimp and the p-word. but pence wasn't having it. he knew that what trump wanted him to do was unconstitutional and as we heard his lawyer say, mike pence holds the constitution in very high regard.

>> i recalled in my discussion with the vice president, he said, i can't wait to go to heaven and meet the framers and tell them the work that you did in putting together our constitution is a work of genius and -- >> jimmy: and mike almost got to heaven to meet the framers, thanks to this group of patriots. >> hang mike pence! hang mike pence! hang mike pence! a >> jimmy: those nuts got within 40 feet of trump and his family. trump and pence have reportedly not spoken since last summer. they haven't been hanging since the attempted hanging. trump was on -- he went on truth social today to scream "i demand equal time." i like that idea. i would love to watch trump versus liz cheney. he hasn't been spanked by a woman in quite some time. [ applause ] another big plot point from today, focused on the

representative from georgia, barry loudermilk who told the press he never gave a trgroup o trump supporters a tour inside the capitol. surprise surprise, they have video that showed he clearly did. now, this is the tour group, as it were, down in the bowels of the building. taking pictures and video of everything there. the offices, the stairwells, just -- everything -- things that nobody would be interested in typically. oh, and -- wait a minute. is that -- [ laughter ] looks a little bit like guillermo, which is -- the plot thickens. guillermo was at the capitol! it's -- and that's -- [ cheers and applause ] and he's not here. so, and while all this is going on, while we're watching video, these animals threatening to drag nancy pelosi by her hair out of the capitol, garbage-y

taylor green was outside the capitol. >> we have these people's rights being abused and nobody gives a damn. you want to talk about justice? we went through justice for george floyd. justice for him. but we don't see any justice for these people that went into the capitol. none. do you want to know how they're treated, i'll tell you what i saw. i saw men in that d.c. jail that hadn't had a hair cut, hadn't -- couldn't shave, they were filthy, dirty, and disgusting. >> jimmy: well, you have something in common. [ applause ] and then she slithered off to do a right wing online radio show where the hysterical topic for today is that transgenders are taking all the tampons. >> and the latest news is, brian, that now there's a shortage of tampons and that's probably because men are buying tampons and -- >> is this breaking news right now? is this a joke? >> no, it's not a joke. >> you're telling me this is

legit. >> they put tampons in men's bathrooms. >> and they are just -- my goodness. >> jimmy: of course they do. what else are we going to do to stop diarrhea when we have diarrhea? it's like -- oh, is that just me? i don't know. [ laughter ] by the way, klan mom might not be the dumbest georgian in congress. herschel walker is having a difficult week. he's been caught in a bunch of lies and with father's day coming, we have found that he has not one, but three children he somehow forgot to mention. he has four kids, he raised one of them. because he's a very outspoken of absentee fathers. it's a big thing. he blames every problem on absentee dads. and i guess he would know, because he is one. he's -- herschel walker has so many kids they're thinking about bringing maury out of retirement, just to add them up. i don't know, it's -- [ applause ] maybe it's -- maybe there's an innocent explanation. might just be as simple as herschel can't count to four.

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>> you can be sure we've got them. >> you mind if i kiss the monkey? hair ball. >> hear the magic for the very first time. ♪ put them together ♪ ♪ what do you got ♪ >> dikembe plus! woosh! ding! >> jimmy: sign me up. thank you, dikembe. all right, now, it's time -- for many years, we have on our show welcomed the winner of the scripps national spelling bee. every single one with the kids, they line up and they compete and this is the child who won it this year. >> so, this should be easy for me. so, from san antonio, texas,

please welcome harini logan! harini, come on out. how are you? nice to meet you. congratulations. wow, they had the speed round, huh? that was new, right, that thing they do, where you have toons quickly? >> i hope so. >> jimmy: was that exciting for you? >> yes, it was, very. >> jimmy: well, i'm a pretty good speller myself. are you aware of this? >> i am. >> jimmy: do the other kids talk about me, like, oh, yeah, that guy. >> they do. >> jimmy: i won the school spelling bee in the seventh and eighth grade. there i am. [ applause ] the dean didn't care at all, but -- anyway, tonight i'm planning to lay claim to your trophy, too, harini, because tonight, we are going to spell and i'd like to introduce you to our spelling bee squad, starting with our chief judge, my cousin sal. cousin sal, everybody. s sal.

should harini be worried about the fact that you and i are related? >> oh, no. you maybe should be worried, not her. i have a lot of money riding on this. >> jimmy: and meet our pronouncer tonight, our official spelling bee, none other than guillermo. guillermo, come on out. >> guillermo: hi! >> jimmy: you look great. guillermo -- [ applause ] guillermo -- true or false, you're not going to be doing this alone tonight. you have some help. >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy. he float like a butterfly and he sting like a spelling bee. please welcome mike tyson! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: mike! mike tyson. hi, mike. this is exciting. you know mike tie sohn? mike, do you feel ready, are you ready for this? yeah, okay, all right, good. we're going to take a break and

when we come back, we're going t do battle in the 17th annual "jimmy kimmel live" spelling bee with mike tyson, guillermo, and cousin sal. we'll be right back.

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for just $49.99 a month for 24 months with a 2 -year price guarantee. call today. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hi there, welcome back to the show. time for one of our most cherished traditions, the 17th annual "jimmy kimmel live" spelling bee. this is harini logan, 14 years old, from san antonio. you are the champion, yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: and soon it will be the champion. we have -- listen, it's a competition and i don't care how old she is. my cousin sal is going to start things off and, you know what?

you can go first. >> let's get it going. right now, the champion, from san antonio, harini logan. guillermo, please read harini's first word. >> guillermo:. >> could i have the definition? >> guillermo: not right now. >> could i have the language of origin? >> guillermo: someone made it up. >> that's probably quite accurate. could you please repeat the word? >> vanquish. >> ban keys? ban keys? >> guillermo: do you want it in a sentences? >> yes, please. >> guillermo: this is a sentence with vanquish. >> ban keys? >> jimmy: it's harder, this

spelling bee, right? this one? >> ban keys? ah -- ban keys. b-o-n-k-e-y-s? >> no, we're looking for vanquish. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: oh. >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, vanquish. >> next up, from las vegas, nevada, jimmy kimmel, everyone! >> jimmy: wow. >> mike tyson what is jimmy's first word. >> jimmy: if we stop right now, do we win? >> you ready? >> jimmy: i'm ready. >> all right. sequential. oh, i got it. >> jimmy: did you say it? >> yeah. sequential. >> jimmy: say it again? can you use it in a sentence,

please? >> says cash is just too big. >> jimmy: oh. hmm. i'm going to just -- i'm going to say -- >> i've been saying it wrong from the beginning. >> jimmy: s-e-q-u-e-n-t-i-a-l. >> no. you didn't spell it directly there? >> jimmy: what did i do? >> i spelled sequential. >> well -- >> jimmy: maybe you should learn to spell, cousin sal! >> i got it right here. mike, he's making fun of you. >> jimmy: really not making fun of you. if anyone makes fun of you, it's going to be that guy on the end. all right, well -- harini -- >> you have a word for harini right now.

[ laughter ] >> oh, no. >> what was that? >> oh, yeah. >> can i have the definition? >> mike, can i have the definition? >> somebody's name. >> can i have the word one more time? >> jimmy: i don't think you got it the first time. >> no, no, that was the last one. >> jimmy: all right. >> eyes so lease. >> can i have the part of speech, please? >> mike -- >> excuse me. >> the part of speech.

the speech? >> you use the part of the speech. a word that's really weird. >> yeah. >> can i have the word again. >> okay, no problem. isoceles. right, mike? >> it sounds that way. >> yeah. >> a-s-o-c-i-a-l. >> no, we're looking for isoceles. >> oh. >> we're stuck here at zeros here. jimmy, you're up. that was a good effort. guillermo? what's jimmy's word? >>. >> jimmy: okay. >> guillermo: ready jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm ready. what?

be benny manny mo? benny manny mo? huh? >> guillermo: that's what i say. >> jimmy: benny manny mo. ah -- um -- >> guillermo: you want the origin? >> jimmy: give me the origin. >> guillermo: from the dec dictionary. >> that's good. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: boy, i don't even know -- i'm just going to sit down. >> that's all right. phenomenon. >> jimmy: what was it? >> phenomenon. >> jimmy: oh, god. >> is there abn koacoustics problem? i hear these fine. >> one more round. >> guillermo: ready? >> what about me? >> jimmy: do it together.

>> guillermo: let's do it together, mike. >> missy view. >> guillermo: you want the definition? >> yes -- yes, please. >> guillermo: the act of being mischievous. you want a sentences? >> yes, please. >> guillermo: mike tyson is a mischievous. >> that's true. that's true. that can go so many places from being a felon to being an alien, so -- i might be -- >> could i have the word one more time? >> mischievous. >> missy view. >> guillermo: you want the

origin? >> yes, please. >> what a nightmare for this poor girl. >> ah, maybe from the east coast. >> oh. can i have the word one more time? >> miskys h vous. >> jimmy: i think it's mischievous. >> m-i-s-c-i-e-v-o-u-s. >> that is correct! we have a winner! >> jimmy: congratulations, harini. i'm not even going to tie that. you risked it all, you won it wow.y. mike tyson is congratulating you and we've got something special. we are going to send you and your family to disney land!

guillermo, how would you pronounce it? >> guillermo: ah -- disney land. >> jimmy: oh, that you can read. all right. thank you, harini. thank, cousin sal. thanks, guillermo and mike tyson. we'll be right back. mike tyson will be with us. we'll be right back with billy eichner. stick around. >> lou: >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by astral tequila. a bright-tasting tequila for bright moments together.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, we are back. mike tyson is still to come. our first guest tonight spent five seasons ambushing new yorkers on "billy on the street." now he's cowriter and star of the romantic comedy "bros." >> you like dumb guys? >> what? >> yeah, you heard me. you like these big [ bleep ], bro-y meat head idiots. you want to play with the big boys, huh? oh, look, aaron, they're fighting, you want to be in the fight? yeah, you like that. i can be tough. >> oh, wow. >> i can be tough like your boys. that's what you like, now you're on my blanket, bro. get off my blanket, bro. now you want to be on my big blanket. i can be aggressive. oh, there you are. i can -- you like that -- >> hey, hey, what's going on?

>> jimmy: "bros" opens in kneer the the theaters soon. please welcome billy eichner! well, it's very good to see you. >> thank you. so good to be back. >> jimmy: congratulations on the movie and -- >> thank you, it's a big deal for me. >> jimmy: it's very funny and it's a comedy, but i found myself becoming interested in -- in gay dating, basically. >> oh. >> jimmy: i don't mean -- >> try being gay. then you'll be really interested in it. >> jimmy: because it seems like it's -- well, seems like fun, first of all. >> sometimes, yeah. >> jimmy: right, i know, but like, i would imagine for a long period it's super fun and then maybe it's less fun as it goes on. >> yeah, that's what's fun about the movie. we've been having these test screenings of the movie. it's the first gay rom-com ever

made by a major studio. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: which is crazy, right? >> this is insane. because we've literally had two movies about a talking hedgehog before we had one movie about gay guys. but our time has come, finally. but -- 50 movies about dinosaurs, extinct creatures, but not one about a gay couple. but you know, we're happy to be here but we've been having these test screenings all over the country and mostly straight audiences and they find it very interesting and exciting, because it's a culture that they don't know everything about. you think you know, but you don't really know. >> jimmy: no, i didn't know. >> right? because two -- well, i'll teach you, jimmy. >> jimmy: well, sure, i mean, i'll curious. [ cheers and applause ] >> but you know, like you see in that clip, two men together, it's a very particular, unique thing and it's funny and it's awkward and sometimes it's like a straight relationship and sometimes it's not.

>> jimmy: right. and there are all -- rules and things you know and things that, you know, you don't know. >> it's an educational tool among many other things. >> jimmy: and so this is something you've been working on for quite some time? >> yeah, i teamed up with judd apatow who produced it, he made so many different things, and then nick stoller, made all these classic comedies, but they have never made one about a gay couple. so, it was a great partnership, because they taught me how to make a great comedy and i taught them what it's like to be a gay person. [ applause ] and the whole cast of the movie, everyone in it is an openly lgbtq actor. >> jimmy: really, everyone? [ cheers and applause ] wow. >> every single person. even in the straight roles, which very rarely happens. >> jimmy: wow, that's interesting. >> it is. and i hear some people, like, some people saying, well, i

don't know if i believe a gay man pretending to be straight. but i'm telling you, if there are any republican women out there, so many of your husbands are pretending to be straight right now! [ applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of republican and democrat, you were apart of the white house correspondents dinner a couple months ago. >> i was, yeah. >> jimmy: was that fun for you? >> it was fun, but it became way more surreal than i expected. we made a funny video. they asked me to make a little video for it, but then president biden came out and gave a speech and -- >> jimmy: he came out? [laughter ] >> yes, biden is my love interest in "bros" and the sex scenes are so hot. a lot of inflation, jimmy. so -- [ applause ] no, i'm the most, like, liberal gay person, so everyone calm down. but no, president biden gave me a shoutout in his speech. >> jimmy: we have video of it.

>> billy, where are you again? where is he? billy -- you're famous for your interviewing skills. billy -- you should know what you're doing, pal, you do it well. and you should -- i think you should help "meet the press," they'll start watching it again. >> jimmy: boy, he really knows how to deliver a joke. >> not since the smothers brothers, jimmy. but -- >> jimmy: one of those jokes you go, at the end, oh, that was a joke. >> but it was an honor and it was bizarre and it was very -- >> jimmy: who were you with at the table? >> naturally, i was sitting next to brooke shields and her daughter. it was -- the white house correspondents dinner is a unique thing. >> jimmy: strange, right? >> i'm hoping we can screen "bros" in september when it opens. >> jimmy: you really want to do that? >> yeah, i want to screen a raunchy r-rated rom-com at the

wh white house. that would be fun. >> jimmy: have you ever been in a spelling bee or anything like that in school? >> a natural segue from raunchy gay rom-com. >> jimmy: spell raunchy gay rom-com. >> i was not in a spelling bee but i participated in the fourth grade story telling con test. >> jimmy: oh. story telling contest. >> and some people, when did your parents know you were gay? when you participate in the story telling contest in fourth grade, it's very clear. >> jimmy: did you make up the story -- >> you have to recite an existing story. mine was called "the nightengale" and i did very well. i won the school contest, the district, the borough contest, because i grew up in queens in new york. i lost the borough contest and to this day i remember the two girls i lost to. >> jimmy: really? >> yes, rachel altman came in first and the runner up was jen ny -- i'm not kidding, this

person exists and she's going to hear this. >> jimmy: jenny? >> rachel altman was terrific. jenny flubbed a couple of words and my mother -- we ran out, my mother was so angry, she -- >> jimmy: really? >> my mother was convinced that it was rigged. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and she accused -- this is real. she accused jenny's mother of mouthing the worlds to jenny during the contest. but look at me now, jenny! [ applause ] i swear! that -- she's going to see this. >> jimmy: i'm going to ask mike tyson to pronounce that. >> by the way, me and mike tyson, when that's gay rom-com happening? that's my next movie. by the way, i should say "bros" opens in september, but the trailer just came out today, it's online, you can check it out. >> jimmy: it's on the computer? >> it's on the computer.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello there. welcome back to the show. our next guest went from ruthlessly knocking people down to getting them very high. he has his own cannabis brand called tyson 2.0. please welcome mike tyson! [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like that shirt. >> thanks, yeah, this is a new collection of mine, yes. me and all my cards when i was a little kid, spending all my money on cards. >> jimmy: is that a ferrari or something? >> it's a lamborghini. >> jimmy: oh, wow. how long did you have that lamborghini? >> not long. is that one of the ones you gave

away -- >> it could have been one of them, yeah. same model, but not the car, yeah. >> jimmy: you gave one to a police officer as a tip? >> i didn't want him to arrest me. >> jimmy: oh, that makes it a bribe, i guess. >> no, it wasn't a bribe, because he took the car and i called the police station and i wanted my car back and i realized it cost too much to get the car for what i did, so, i wanted my car back and he got fired, i guess. >> jimmy: he did get fired. >> can't be doing that stuff, taking bribes and stuff. you can't do that stuff. >> jimmy: you can't really -- when you pull somebody over, you can't then drive away in their car. >> no, exactly. >> jimmy: you drove a car through like a convenience store once. >> it was an accident. i didn't know how to drive that well. i wasn't an experienced driver. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> my -- you know, the car has the rug, it was -- it was rubbing up against the accelerator. >> jimmy: oh. >> and i was just -- i was like, what's going on, it's moving,

the car's going to take off and the car went through the window. i freaked out, got out the car, because it was -- what the [ bleep ]? and it went right through the window. >> jimmy: was it like a 7-eleven or something? >> back then it was called -- i don't know what -- william farms or something. >> jimmy: so, you go through the window and then you get -- and then the person's in there and then all of a sudden mike tyson gets out of the car. >> i say, hey, take my number and i'll pail for everything, call my house and they'll pay for everything. i got to go. and i just left. [ applause ] >> jimmy: right back out on the road. >> yes, definitely. >> jimmy: wow. what a life. >> denny's, that was the hangout. >> jimmy: i hope i'm right on this, i feel like you seem happy, you seem like, in a really good place in your life. >> yeah, i'm in the winning position now. >> jimmy: you are. [ applause ] and you are -- you know, you have your -- this cannabis

brand. >> oh, man, that's -- you want to talk about that? 2.0? listen. i was smoking with 65,000 people in hippie hill. anyone familiar with that? where the hell are you people from? hippie hill person up there. it's this place in northern california, everybody gets high. since the '50s, '60s, the high heaven. >> jimmy: there were 65,000 people there smoking? >> well -- [ laughter ] maybe 64,000 were smoking. >> jimmy: i see. and you've been -- i know you've been taking mushrooms, as well. >> well, i didn't have the opportunity to take them before i did the show. >> jimmy: you didn't. >> but next time i will. >> jimmy: nec xt time, that wil be fun. are you microdosing or are you taking a lot of them? >> i'm macrodosing. all-out, jimmy. >> jimmy: mike, did you see that fight on saturday night, those

fighters -- let's play the clip of that. >> yeah. wow. >> is he biting here on the shoulder? >> yeah, i seen this. >> yes, he did. you see it right there. >> jimmy: can you sue him for that, because that's your thing. [ laughter ] >> listen -- i never considered that, but i'm going to do some investigation, whatever i get, you're going to get your percentage. >> jimmy: this is -- one of the products that you're selling called mike bites and they are -- as you can see, they are -- are they shaped specifically like evander's ear? >> no, it's evander's ear. i bit many people's ears before i bit evander's ear. >> jimmy: is that right? he was not -- he's not so special then, is what you're saying. >> he's just -- >> jimmy: and these are the ears. does evander -- is evander apart

of this or does he know that you're doing this? >> well, that's not evander's ear. >> jimmy: oh, okay, all right. so, it could be any ear that you've bit. >> could be that guy's ear. >> jimmy: you -- hey, did you see will smith and chris rock at the oscars? >> did i see them hanging out together at the oscars? >> jimmy: no, the slap. >> yeah, that was interesting. >> jimmy: yeah, because i have to say, when i saw it, i thought, the last time i reacted in this way, i was -- that shock was the ear thing you with and evander. and i was curious whether you were also watching it and if you were shocked by it. >> i don't know. he felt it was necessary to do it. if he's not shocked, i'm not shocked. >> jimmy: okay, all right. well, i would think you wouldn't be shocked. you ever call evander and just say, i'm thinking about you, sorry about biting your ears? >> i will consider that now. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: there was a guy -- a very annoying guy on a flight with you and -- >> which flight? which plane? >> jimmy: it happens a lot? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this one, i'll refresh your memory here. >> i do not know what's happening. i do not know that guy. >> talking to mike tyson, bro. it's crazy, bro. mike tyson. mike tyson trying to give him some tshrooms. he doesn't know how to act. >> jimmy: this guy kept going and going and going and so you did this. >> i -- oh that's not me! >> jimmy: that's not you? >> that's not me! >> jimmy: that's not you? >> that's not me, man! >> jimmy: is that him? >> does that -- does that look like me? >> jimmy: it doesn't look anything like you. >> that's not me! >> jimmy: did people -- people try -- they want to get, like, oh, i mouthed off to mike

tyson -- >> hey, listen. i'm usually good at these things -- >> jimmy: i've seen you be very, very patient with people. >> it was just his number. his number. >> jimmy: he just had -- he was in the wrong seat. >> i was wrong, it should have never happened. i -- that's me back in my primitive child stages, i shouldn't have done it. it was irritated, tired, high and pissed off. >> jimmy: i'm still glad you did it. >> i don't want to hurt nobody. >> jimmy: you -- jake paul, he keeps saying he wants to fight you. do you want to fight him? >> that could be very interesting. >> jimmy: it could be interesting. >> never took it really serious, but that could be really interesting. >> jimmy: you think that he is skilled enough to make it something that you might actually want to do? >> he's skilled enough, yes, i'm going to give it to him, he's skilled enough, because he's winning. even if he's fighting guys --

guys don't believe who are good enough, they should be able to beat him. >> jimmy: right. >> but they can't. >> jimmy: right. >> so, he's beating people that really he shouldn't really be beating. you have to give him that credit. he's beating people that he should not be beating. he's doing good for a guy that's just doing it and -- this is good. he's doing -- he's doing so much good for boxing. listen, this guy got 70 million people following him every time he fights. >> jimmy: right. >> champions of the world don't have that many people following him. what he's doing for boxing is sensational. it's the excitement. he's helping everybody get money. why are people mad at him? >> jimmy: that's something you might be interest ed in? >> got to happen this year. >> jimmy: if you beat him, will it beat other youtubers? will you go after mr. beast, or -- >> there's a big possibility i might be the youtube champion. i'm going to create a youtube championship and perhaps -- >> jimmy: that's a great idea. >> get all the youtubers plus

myself and we all fight each other. >> jimmy: i like that idea a lot. thank you for coming. always a pleasure. thank you for being in our spelling bee. tyson 2.0, his products are out now and mike's podcast is called hot box. and we'll be right back. podcas. we'll be right back. "hotboxin." lemons. lemons, lemons, lemons. look how nice they are. the moment you become an expedia member, you can instantly start saving on your travels. so you can go and see all those, lovely, lemony, lemons. ♪ and never wonder if you got a good deal.

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>> jimmy: thanks to billy eichner, mike tyson and harini logan. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching, everybody. good night.

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