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thank you. jimmy is busy training for the sochi olympics, i didn't have the heart to tell him they were in 2014. at this point, jimmy is like the mcrib. you can't get him year round, and he's always covered in barbeque sauce. [ laughter ] this is my third year guest hosting the show. [ cheers and applause ] and people ask me why i keep doing this every summer. i don't do it for the money, i don't do it for the accolades -- i do it for the applause. [ cheers and applause ] oh my gosh, thank you! that was so unprovoked! [ laughter ] it's great to be back on abc, you know, i spent more than a decade at nbc on a little show you probably never saw -- "will & grace."

[ cheers and applause ] 75 years ago. [ laughter ] "will & grace" was ahead of its time. we were the first sitcom to point out that rich white ladies named karen were problematic. [ laughter ] i hope everyone had a good weekend. yesterday was father's day. yes, yes, fantastic. [ applause ] here's a tip i picked up over the years. you can save a lot on father's day cards if your dad abandoned you when you were a child. [ laughter ] just me? is that too dark? wait. i knew something was up when he called a family meeting, sat us all down and he said, "i'm leaving forever and i'm never coming back." i was very perceptive. but i like father's day. it's fun to see people posting old pictures of their dads, who all looked like hot serial killers from the '70s. [ laughter ] right, you know what i'm saying? guillermo, how was your father's day? >> great, but it was scary. >> sean: it was scary?

is that the end of the sentence, or you want to talk more about that? >> my father and myself, we drank three bottles of tequila. and we were in the pool. it was crazy to get him out of the pool. he was too drunk. [ laughter ] he's a big guy. >> we're talking about father's day, not birthdays or christmas. sounds all the same. father's day, great. >> father's day. >> did you get anything good, by the way? >> my son gave me a "star wars" t-shirt. [ applause ] >> that's nice. what does it say? dad, you are as strong as a wookie, dedicated as -- r2d2, wise as yoda, and you're the best father in the galaxy. isn't that nice? [ applause ] you have the receipt, yeah? [ laughter ] god is the best father in the galaxy, but whatever, you do you. it's fine. by the way, did you see what

happened to president biden? >> no, what happened? >> that's good, he's an actor, too. [ laughter ] i understand, i understand, calm down. calm down. >> i was too drunk. [ laughter ] >> you were doing laps in the pool, yeah. >> gram-potus had a little accident. he was on a bike ride near his house in delaware on saturday when this happened. i think we just found the new spokesperson for life alert. [ laughter ] you just know they're loving this over at fox news. tucker carlson has been going around the office dry humping the furniture. [ laughter ] thankfully, biden is fine, so it's okay to laugh about it. and it's also okay to add in some funny sound effects. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

[ laughter ] >> he's bleeding internally, but he did win the $10,000 prize! [ laughter ] after the incident, biden got an outpouring of support including this sentiment from his predecessor. >> and i hope he has recovered because as you know, he fell off his bicycle today. no, i'm serious. i hope he's okay. fell off a bicycle. i make this pledge to you today. i will never, ever ride a bicycle. [ laughter ] >> and clearly he hasn't. he hasn't. [ applause ] can you imagine donald trump in bike shorts? [ laughter ] i just did and now i'm screaming on the inside. have any of you been watching the stanley cup finals? [ applause ]

game 3 was on abc earlier tonight and if you know me, you know i can't get enough of hockey. [ laughter ] you get all dressed up and punch people in the face, it's like the oscars on ice! [ laughter ] out of all the sports, hockey has the worst trophy. if you win, you get this, an empty cup. what kind of prize is that? the least they could do is fill that bitch with white claw. but you gotta love hockey -- a bunch of white people with no teeth beating the hell out of each other. it's basically "florida -- the sport." [ laughter ] [ applause ] yeah. here's something they're not worried about in florida -- monkeypox. it's been spreading so fast the cdc has issued "sex guidance" for americans who have monkeypox. the guidance is don't have sex with people who have monkeypox. [ laughter ] this is the actual guidance from the cdc. we did not make this up. they say you should "consider having sex with your

clothes on --" like at theater camp. [ laughter ] "masturbating from six feet away -- without touching any rash or sores." so basically, same rules as the new york subway. [ laughter ] and the cdc put out some additional safety tips this afternoon. instead of having sex, hide outside a trusted neighbor's window and watch them hump. another one -- wrap your penis in caution tape so your genital area looks like a crime scene. think about how earth will soon be an uninhabitable hellscape until the idea of sex just seems so pointless in the larger scheme of things. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and -- maybe try reading the bible, you heathen. [ applause ] how many of you heathens are visiting from out of town? [ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you made it because thousands of flights were

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tonight, from the new film "cha cha real smooth" cooper rife is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, they've returned for their second of four appearances this year to help ring in the new season. their latest e.p. is called "seasons: summer." weezer from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] i will be here all week with my guests natalie portman, tessa thompson, and joe manganiello. plus music from eddie benjamin, kevin morby, and meghan trainor featuring teddy swims. also i wanted to show you a new feature i'm introducing tonight. this is an invention of my own creation that cost me years of my life and millions of dollars in research & development. it's called "the awkward pause bowl." [ cheers and applause ] which i held up too early. [ laughter ] it's filled with a bunch of random, provocative -- even stupid questions. whenever there's an awkward pause in one of my interviews, i'll pull one of these out and read it. like this. hey, key guy llermo.

>> hi, sean. [ laughter ] >> what's the most underrated toe? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. >> and how long have you worked here? it's okay. >> 18 years. [ laughter ] >> it's television magic, folks. our first guest is a very funny lady who's the co-creator and vocal wizard behind a certain soft-spoken, sensitive, shoe-wearing seashell -- say that 10 times fast. now she takes him to the big screen in the movie "marcel the shell with shoes on." it opens in new york and l.a. friday and nationwide july 15th. please say hello to jenny slate. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> wait a minute. i just felt like we had a go-go dance. >> well, we did. >> right. what did you feel about that? that's adorable. >> thank you so much. i, um, i -- >> where did you pick that little number up? >> my stylist, monte jackson. >> oh, monte. >> monte, he said, i think you should wear this. i said yes. i had never practiced sitting down in it. now i'm just hoping these feathers are covering up what they need to cover. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> yeah. we're in. i can see. she's in. >> it doesn't matter if it's covered or not. it's still beautiful. >> thank you so much. [ laughter ] are you a doctor? [ laughter ] >> i can be. [ laughter ] wait, what's weird is we just interviewed you on the podcast "smart list." that came out today or last week or something. [ applause ] >> i don't remember, i think it did. my sister was like, oh, my god,

i love jenny slate. >> that's nice. >> you have to meet her, that's funny. [ laughter ] but wait. we did this interview on "smart list" and you were in a tiny broom closet or something. >> i was in a supply closet. yes. >> why and where? >> first of all, let me say, i said i'm in a supply closet. everybody was like, ha ha ha ha ha. then like an hour in, somebody came in. >> to the supply closet? >> to get a broom. you guys were like, what was that? i'm like, "i'm in a supply closet, i told you guys that i am." yeah, i was in a supply closet because i live in a small town in massachusetts, and i have very bad wi-fi at my house. >> yeah, clearly. >> really bad, yeah. really bad. my husband owns the general store. >> there's a thousand questions going on with that. >> i wear this there every day. [ laughter ] >> just pushing a tiny cart. >> i bought this there, yes. >> you have dressing rooms there, too. >> no, it's all the supply closet. >> so a general store. how did your husband -- what, and you, you own it, you live

there, oh my gosh. >> yeah, sure. all of that, you're right. he and his brother bought the oldest general store in the united states and -- >> see, because when you say that, why not? yeah, yeah. [ applause ] >> why not? >> because when you say that, i picture "little house on the prairie." it's barely being held up by plywood. is that what it looks like? >> it's a beautiful old yellow house. it's darling. >> sounds darling. >> the office, for some reason, has like a toilet in it. and so when i was doing your podcast, they put a desk in there to make it be an office, but they put it over the toilet. [ laughter ] >> they put the desk over the toilet? >> yeah. so i was like, oh, my gosh, this is such a great podcast, this is so popular, i feel so honored. i was sitting there, right in front of me is an open toilet, yeah. >> under the desk. so you have to go -- i have to go to the bathroom like that? is that what it is? [ laughter ]

>> i don't think -- well, they have another bathroom that's functional. that toilet is retired. [ laughter ] >> i'll say. >> you know, that's a sign of success when you're doing a podcast in a supply closet in front of a retired toilet. >> i'm obsessed with this general store. i don't want to go. wait, so, how involved are you? you don't work there, do you? like -- >> no, i mean, i don't work in the general store. but -- >> because you guys own it. i figure you have to, you know, do like old school like, you know. >> like one of those, yeah. >> like adding machines and -- but you don't do any of that? >> no, i don't do any of that. but i do, like, spend my money at their bar. oh, they have a bar. >> in the general store? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> for the public to come and drink? >> for sure. >> do you get a discount? >> i don't use it. i don't use it. >> but you do get a discount? >> i could. >> what's the point of having it? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] i don't use it because i feel

like it's like i should pay full price. >> because you own it. that's a weird thing to like buy something from a place you own because it goes right back. >> it's so -- i actually feel really bad about that. i'll be, hun, when you're at the store, get this, that, and that, and then my husband is paying his own money to his own store. >> just take it, put it in a bag and go. >> we're honest people. >> the cops show up. you're stealing. >> yeah. >> are you recognized there when you go there? >> here's the thing, like, not fully. [ laughter ] like, it's like -- i mean, not that -- i don't feel that way -- i hardly recognize myself. [ laughter ] "oh, it's her again." >> not in a small broom closet. >> yeah, i see myself in the mirror in the broom closet. isn't she the one like from the thing? anyway, last week -- first of all, it's always broad city. for the last ten years people are like, i love you. and i'm like, thank you. i love broad city. and i just say, thank you, because i also love it, but i

hap never been on that show. >> that's crazy. [ laughter ] >> really? >> yeah. >> have you ever signed the person? >> one time someone chased me down the street. i need this! it was like a picture. oh, my god, i better sign it. it was a picture of the actress mikaela watkins. >> oh, my gosh, i know her. >> she's wonderful. we're not the same at all. >> you're both gorgeous. you don't look anything like. father's day, tell me what happened. wasn't there a mix up like, y'all couldn't be together on father's day or something? >> so, here's what happened. it was very like annoying. i gave my husband lovely presents. i felt the day was going really well. we were in new york for the premiere of the marcell movie. >> we're going to talk about it next. it's amazing. >> anyway, i had to get on the plane to come here and he was supposed to pick up a rental car with our -- and left our baby with our cousin. >> um-hmm. >> you're like, what is she about to say? [ laughter ]

i totally snotted just thinking about my baby being lost, throw up all over my white feathers. >> big time. >> yeah. so, he went to get the rental car and i had it reserved with a car seat because the baby, you know, you can't just strap them to the hood. >> well, you could. >> i guess you can, but -- >> wait. so you rented it with the car seat as part of the deal. >> for sure, you know. so my husband gets there and the person at the budget rental car -- sorry. i'm angry at them now. >> it's in the name. >> right, it is budget. i just didn't think it would be a full-blown experience like that. but the person was like, we don't have any car seats. my husband was like, okay. they said there would be one. she was like, well, they're not. okay. she's like, do you still want the car? >> holding the baby? >> he was like, the reason why i have the car seat is just because like a baby will go in it. it's not like for me, it's not my preference.

[ laughter ] that's not how i ride around. like rear facing. >> you don't sit in a booster either? >> weirdly he and i don't do that kind of stuff. and it just -- it was like this tragedy unfolding. and i was sitting on the tarmac and i had been like, i'm going to be good on this flight. i'm going to snooze, i'm going to take a sleep, a nice long sleep, wake up and be refreshed. i'm getting these texts. they don't have a car seat. i need you to call an uber from your phone to get a car seat from your friend to bring the thing. i was like, i will have that bloody mary. yeah. [ laughter ] >> so did it all work out, you guys came together? >> we had to take the train home to massachusetts which i think is kind of delightful. >> so no uber, that didn't happen? >> the uber brought the car seat -- then she wouldn't give my husband the car because his strip was worn out. >> on the credit card? >> i know. >> this is why i don't have children. >> what's that? >> this is why i don't have children. [ laughter ] >> it's a nightmare that's incredibly boring.

yeah. way to go, budget. you guys nailed it. you guys nailed it. happy father's day. >> we're going to have more with jenny slate after this. stick around. i'll see you later, alright? ♪ ♪ mmmm (children's laughter)

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now that i'm thinking about it, why don't we just put the colander over you now if you want. how's that? >> you must let me out of here. [ cheers and applause ] >> welcome back. i'm here with jenny slate. so, wait, jenny. i'm like the rest of the world when i first saw it. by the way, what year was the first time you put out a video? did you put it right on youtube? >> it was 2010, and i believe that we put it on vimeo. and i didn't know what that was. >> still don't. i think it's to pay each other back and forth, right? >> that's venmo. >> ah, very good. >> let me also say a side note. one time i was like in iceland in a volcanic bath. >> as one finds. >> why not? i was in the movie "venom." a person came up to me and said, again, people only have half an idea what was i do. he said, "i loved you in venmo."

>> really? >> yeah, that 1499 request. >> wait a minute, marcell the shell in 2010, i like the rest of the world became obsessed with it. i thought it was the most clever, funny, charming, sweet thing i had ever seen. when did you create the character? you co-created it, right? >> yes. >> how long ago did you start making this movie? >> so, i co-created it with dean pusher camp who is the director and cowriter. >> yeah. >> you know, the character like kind of emerged out of a weekend, we were stuck in a hotel room sharing a room with like four other people because we were all trying to save money. i was squished in. i started this thing like, i'm so annoyed. >> wait, can i say something? i've been obsessed with people who do voices like face to face who i've only heard. can you do it one more time? >> what do you want me to say? [ laughter ] >> why this? >> otherwise i can't hear it. >> what's that? >> otherwise i can't hear it. >> oh, really? >> yeah. >> i'm obsessed with that, that's crazy.

so it took how long to film it? >> it took seven years. >> why? >> i know, everyone is like, ugh. that's art. [ laughter ] darn. the film, first we recorded all of the audio. it was recorded, like, improvised off a big long document, like that said what we thought would happen. we improvised. oh, actually probably the story should change. dean and our cowriter nick paily would go through the audio, record more scenes, improvise, record more, go through it again. it was a years-long process just locking this audio play. then they did the live action. then they did the stop motion. >> it's amazing cast. isabella rossellini. which makes me want to have pasta. [ laughter ] how did you -- why her, even though she's amazing? what came to mind to think of her to cast as your grandma, right? >> yeah, nana conni.

we wanted someone with a distinctive voice. one of my grandmothers had an accent and we thought it would be really special. and anyway, i think that her agents told her about the project. she didn't know what marcell the shell was, but i think her children said, like, oh, this is cool. but like, she just showed up at our rental in silver lake where we were recording part of it. she was is isabella rossellini. we knew she was coming. she wasn't like, "hello!" can you imagine? you open your door and it's the most glamorous, chic person in the world? anyway. she showed up and jumped right in. it was with hard to keep our cool. >> she was amazing, you're amazing in it. and "60 minutes," what is after her name? >> leslie stahl. >> leslie stahl. she's in the movie talking to marcell the shell. how did you make that happen? they're very serious over there. >> they're so serious. we had to improvise that it's going to be "60 minutes."

then we're like, we're never going to get this, we're never going to clear this. and our producer liz knew one of their producers. she made is so leslie and an entire "60 minutes" crew showed up. >> that's incredible. >> leslie interviewed me. i was sitting on the floor. she had her eye line down there, they comped in marcell. >> she was sitting on the floor? >> i was sitting on the floor. >> oh, no, we never made lesley stahl sit on the floor. >> it's a better story if leslie is sitting on the floor. >> i don't think so. >> just say it. >> yeah, yeah, get angry email. >> it's so great. i mean, for years i was like, when i'd watch it on youtube, why isn't this more? like, i want more. here we are, now i know why it took seven years. it is so worth the wait. the movie is so great. thanks, jenny. [ cheers and applause ] "marcel the shell with shoes on" opens in new york and l.a. friday, and nationwide july 15. we'll be back with cooper raiff. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] cheese shop... is ant's and we're the antonellis! do good. eat good. that's our mission. we chose our spark cash plus card from capital one

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welcome back. our next guest -- i was literally thinking about dinner. [ laughter ] our next guest is an award-winning writer, director, actor and card-carrying member of gen z. is new film is "cha cha real smooth." >> to answer your question, what was your question? >> you said tonight's the night, and i said what night. >> tonight is the night that you and lola dance your booties off. there's no rush at all, no hurry. but just know that nobody on the dance floor is going to have nearly as much fun as you guys out there. so -- [ cheers and applause ] "cha cha real smooth" is currently streaming on apple tv plus. please welcome cooper raiff. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> look at this guy, look at this guy. 25 years old. no, 47, no, 25. you play 25. i have socks older than you. [ laughter ] wait, you're friends with will arnett, right? >> i am. >> everybody knows will, will arnett is a friend of mine. he does a podcast. >> he's friends with all 25-year-olds. >> yes. which isn't creepy. [ laughter ] no, he's one of the greatest people on the face of the planet. >> yes. >> so, i watched your movie. it's always weird when you see a movie or something and meet the person in real life. oh, my god, you were just on my tv. it's wild, i'm starstruck. the movie was so good, i loved it. you wrote it and directed it. how did this happen? because i can't get anything made. [ laughter ] >> um, i met with dakota johnson, and she made everything happen, period. >> so thank you for coming. thank you for coming. [ laughter ] >> no, she really -- i met with her and she was on board.

and then the rest was just like following her and having her, her, her name and her -- >> yeah. but this is the second, like, big movie you've done and you're 25. you kind of wrote and directed and all that. like, how did you get your start? >> i got my start -- i made a really small homemade movie, and i actually -- i put it on youtube. and then i tweeted the youtube link to a filmmaker, my favorite film maker, jeda bloss. >> he's amazing. >> the best person in the world. then i said, i bet you won't email me. 24 hours later he emailed me and said i won the bet. and i got lunch with him. >> that's crazy. >> yeah. >> nothing like a threat to get people to watch your film. [ laughter ] i love that. i have this crazy jeda story. this is so embarrassing. i went to the premiere of the show transparent years ago. remember that show? >> loved the show. >> oh my god. i went to the theater after the show was over. you were amazing. oh, my gosh.

he's like, ah, no, thanks. a little standoffish. >> i'm the director not an actor. >> he wasn't saying much. scotty my husband grabs my arm, that's not jay, that's molly's husband fritz. [ laughter ] wait, what? i was so embarrassed in the car. i texted molly. she goes, i know, we're laughing about it now. [ laughter ] oh my god. a few years after that i go to jay duplass' production company. i pitch a movie to the head of production, jennifer, there. and i tell her the story and she goes -- i show her a picture. i did a side by side to show how much i -- right? i was right. she goes, "that's not jay dup duplass, that's rob heubel." >> they do look a little alike. >> sean: so i got it wrong twice. and then i showed her a photo. she shows me a photo. this is jay. i was like, oh, i didn't even get that right. it was mark duplass. [ laughter ] >> all from the same family maybe? you know what i'm saying? >> they do look a lot alike.

if yeah. white guys can't get a break from this town. [ laughter ] >> we don't have a picture of jay here. he's a good looking guy. >> very good looking. we'll get a picture later. google, jay deplus, he's amazing. i know who everybody is now, everybody is great, la-di-la-di-la. have people tweeted at you, thinking it will work for them the way you tweeted to jay? >> ten times a day, they all think they're the first person to do it. >> because they know your story. >> yes. but it's -- hopefully one day i will jay duplass someone. but i can't get anything made myself, so it's like, i don't have any power, i don't know how to help you. >> that's your response? >> yeah. i can watch a movie, your movie is great. but i don't know how to help mentor you. >> if you dared jay to watch your clip, i wonder if somebody should be like, i'm going to kill you if you don't watch -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> and then you'll watch it. >> people have done that. then i watch it, "it's so good, i don't know how to help you, i don't know what to do." >> really? >> yes.

>> but you don't know, let's grab lunch. i'll tell you my story how i put it together. you have to know dakota johnson. >> i'll introduce you to dakota johnson. >> tell me the trajectory. you were in college when you thought of this idea for this movie? >> for cha-cha? >> yeah. >> yeah, i actually was. i was writing a lot because i didn't want to go to class. >> not if you have to do that. >> but i was writing a lot and i came up with this mother and daughter relationship and i started pitching this relationship. people are like, that's not a movie, that's a relationship. i put myself in the middle of the movie. and then it started going from there. i thought of the bar mitzvah idea. >> tell people about the bar mitzvah. you play? >> andrew is this 22-year-old, graduated from tulane, new orleans. shout-out. [ laughter ] >> shout-out to colleges everywhere. >> and he goes to his little brother's friends bar mitzvah.

and it's really awkward, as all bar mitzvahs are. he starts the party essentially. and all of the mothers swarm him in the parking lot and say, will you be the designated party starter for every party? >> so you become this party starter? >> yes. >> where did you get that idea? is there such a thing? >> yes. >> people are party starters? they get up and dance for kids so they're not embarrassed? >> it's this shameless adult begging kids, please do the cha-cha slide on the dance floor. [ laughter ] >> it's fascinating. you came up with the movie when you were in college. did you have any, like, regular jobs? because most people don't go straight from college to movie star. >> i did uber eats. [ laughter ] >> you did? >> yeah. >> okay. did you skim some food off the top? >> always. [ laughter ] >> are you serious? they do that, right? >> of course. >> okay. >> smart restaurants will staple the bag. that's why they staple -- that's why your bags are stapled because i'd be eating those fries. [ laughter ] >> is that really true? >> of course.

>> you could have a whole meal and never pay for it. >> i had ketchup packets on this side. if i had a fry i could put -- yeah, that's not true. [ laughter ] i would eat a lot of the food i was delivering. >> that is just -- it's kind of why i don't order out. i'll go pick it up now. >> right. >> i can't -- i imagine you driving my food. [ laughter ] did you attend bar mitzvahs growing up at all? >> all the time. i went to a small school. it was 40% jewish. it didn't mean anything to me that all my friends were jewish until 7th grade. i literally went to a service and a party every single saturday. >> you did? >> yes. >> you didn't know your mom sent us a photo of you at a bar mitzvah. >> no. >> this is it right here. [ laughter ] >> that's a great picture. >> if you could redo, where would you put your hands if you redid this? [ laughter ] >> i think they're perfect right there. i'm not going to put my arms around girls. >> why not? by the way, the girl on the right is like a fourth wheel.

>> no, she's just, she's like, look at his arms. look at his arms. [ laughter ] >> wait, so, a great cast. talk about the newcomer vanessa burkhart. she's amazing. >> so great. >> how did you find her? she's an incredible actress. >> we did a nationwide search. when i saw her audition, it was like, she's the heart of the movie. she actually was not like the lola that i had written on the page. we really developed it together and rewrote it together. we would have these zoom meetings where -- >> and the character is or has -- >> yes, autistic. >> yeah. >> is autistic. >> yes, and she's autistic in real life. i wanted to develop the character with her. and she is very opinionated. so she was very down to help develop the character. like, i would do these zooms with her, and i'd say, do you like this line? i do not like that line. and i was like, you said that about every single line. [ laughter ] it sounds like we're going to have to rewrite the whole thing.

>> she's so amazing -- please don't ask her how i did tonight, by the way. >> she'll tell you the truth. "i did not like how you did tonight." >> she was incredible in it, as are you. this is cooper raiff. check it out. this is his first movie. cha-cha real smooth is now streaming. [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll be back after these words. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the best or nothing.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> that's all the time we have. i want to thank jenny slate and cooper raiff.

i'll be back tomorrow with joe manganiello, aisling bea, and music from eddie benjamin featuring alessia cara. "nightline" is next but first, their new ep, "seasons: summer" is out now, here with the song "records," weezer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i hear records in my head everywhere that i go ♪ ♪ i hear records in my head spinning out of control ♪ ♪ they go round and around and around oh, yeah ♪ ♪ records in my head i hear records in my ♪ ♪ head everywhere that i go ♪ ♪ i've got records in my head spinning out of control ♪ ♪ they go round and around and again ♪ ♪ round and around and again round and around ♪ ♪ and oh yeah records in my head ♪ ♪ i'm pillow drumming on the sofa i keep on rocking ♪

♪ past the coda and even if the world is ending ♪ ♪ as i go out you'll hear me singing i don't feel no pain ♪ ♪ when people make me mad i don't hear a word they say ♪ ♪ just the sound of scratches ♪ ♪ i hear records in myverythat i've got records in ♪ ♪ my head spinnin' out of control they go round and ♪ ♪ around and again round and around and again ♪ ♪ round and around and oh yeah ♪ ♪ records in my head i feel rihanna i'm feelin' lana ♪ ♪ i feel nirvana

so you can buzz off ♪ ♪ cuz sometimes i don't wanna deal no one cares what i ♪ ♪ think or feel peel off the plastic smell the vinyl ♪ ♪ for me it's like a holy bible i don't feel no pain ♪ ♪ cuz i got my novocaine when people make me mad ♪ ♪ i don't hear a word they say ♪ ♪ just the sound of scratches ♪ ♪ i hear records in my head everywhere that i go i've got records in ♪ ♪ my head spinnin' out of control they go round and ♪ ♪ around and again round and around and again ♪ ♪ round and around and oh yeah

records in my head ♪ ♪ i feel rihanna i'm feeling lana i feel nirvana ♪ ♪ so you can buzz off ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ they go round and around and again round and around ♪ ♪ and again round and around and oh yeah records in my head ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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