dan: for all of us, we appreciate your time. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host dana carvey. tonight -- quentin tarantino julia garner and music from domi and jd beck featuring anderson.paak. with cleto and the cletones. and now, dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> dana: all right. we'll cut that later. thank you. calm down. they're going to cut that part later. it will come out right like this. hello. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, dan o'garno. [ applause ] and you are the greatest audience on this side of east hollywood. [ laughter ] anyway. that was quite a reception. now before we get going, i know a lot of you are probably wondering if i'm going to do any of my old impressions from "snl." [ cheers and applause ] yeah. but honest answer is -- not gonna do it. [ cheers and applause ] wouldn't be prudent at this juncture. had to do the whole thing for myself. i'm kidding. of course i'm going to do it. i often get asked to do my classic characters and people wonder -- they think they're still alive. what are they doing, right? garth runs a marijuana

dispensary in aurora. it's called "schweed!" [ laughter ] "she's a total babe. if she were a vape, she'd be a -- bape." [ laughter ] i'm doing garth at 91. it's really fun. [ laughter ] wayne, i need my flomax. [ laughter ] hans from hans and franz? [ applause ] yeah. love him. he is in boca raton skipping leg day right now because his thighs have reached maximum swell. "my body is chock full of man-made muscle milk. if my quads get too big they'll rub together and cause a very macho forest fire." [ laughter ] you notice how that character got a lot more feminine as it went along? at first he's like i want to pump you up. six years later he's like well, we could -- i don't know where that came from.

[ laughter ] the church lady is in jail. [ cheers and applause ] church lady is in jail for defraudi ing members of her meg church. and we still have no idea where she was on january 6th. [ laughter ] "well, jimmy kimmel live. well, i think we all know where he's going when he's jimmy kimmel dead. in hell! getting flogged by satan. and loving it." [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. that bitch will never die. hey, did you guys see the fist bump heard round the world? a lot of people are mad with president biden because of the way he greeted the crown prince of saudi arabia. you know, biden called him a pariah and as recently as last month said he wouldn't even mee. but this weekend there they were, broing it out. how's it hanging? how's it hanging under that

robe? joe got a lot of flak for this. but i think we're looking at this the wrong way. because if you slow it down and watch it again, i think biden was actually trying to punch mbs. look. yeah. he's going in for the jab. yeah, yeah, how about a knuckle sandwich? come on. [ laughter ] da-dink. by the way, have you noticed that biden's gotten a little feistier lately? because when he first came out he was like a soothing grandpa offering you butterscotch from his coin purse. [ laughter ] and then -- he was so on edge, we were because we wanted this grandpa presence because we had four years of shouty mcfatpants. [ laughter ] but biden came out as a really sleepy sweet grandpa. he was always repeating the story. you know, "yeah, i went to scranton. grew up in scranton, pennsylvania." [ laughter ] my dad. my dad lost his job. [ laughter ] no joke. i'm not kidding around here.

[ laughter ] no human being in the world thinks that's a joke. nobody. [ laughter ] is anybody -- he lost his job. [ cheers and applause ] then he'd do the number thing. number one, the one part. number two, what the guy said. number three, you know the drill. come on. [ laughter ] no, we don't. now what he does is he kind of whispers and then he yells. i think it's a wonderful move. don't you love it? when he's like, we know how to get natural gas. we can get it! we know how to get it! that's what we do. we get the people -- public, the private -- the pirates of the caribbean! [ applause ] i walk like biden. his hip flexors are tight. but he really wants to -- [ laughter ]

anyway. i -- [phone ding] whoops. i'm sorry. i keep getting these alerts because i created an app that's been keeping me really busy. you know cameo? where you can pay famous people to record messages for your friends? it's cool, but some of the celebrities on there charge like 300 bucks so i started my own app -- [ phone ding ] slow down. called carvey-o. i just do impressions of those celebrities and charge pennies on the dollar. hold on, i'll show you. >> this is governor arnold schwarzenegger. happy 50th birthday! hasta la vista, 40s! you better do some more squats. your buttocks are like marshmallows. you're lucky i don't have a campfire here. [ applause ] now -- now get in the choppah. just in case your tushy has a tumah! [ding] you can see how that works. sorry.

can i do one more? here we go. >> yeah. hello, steve. it's bill clinton. whoops. i forgot to change the voice. honest to god. [ applause ] it happens sometimes. [ phone dings ] oh, got it again! hi. it's bill clinton here. [ laughter ] i mean, happy anniversary. i've learned along the way the key to a long successful marriage is to stay away from oter hot mamas. that's all you've got to do. [ laughter ] i mean, he do love hillary and she's so cute, but you know, she's kind of heavy in the bun and thigh which i find adorable. she has a low center of gravity. if you get some humidity in there she goes round and round like a whirling dervish and next thing you know it's timber time. so my advice is always be there ready to catch your hot mama. [ applause ]

boom. [ ding ] can you believe that? i just felt like johnny carson. can you believe that? i did the wrong voice, ed. can you believe that? [ ding ] oh, excuse me, another one. >> hello. hello. it's paul mccartney. i just stopped by in the yellow submarine to say i want to hold your hand. but i can't because you lost it in a boating accident. you did a goobly goobly wobbly. but you can get a doctor man to reattach it. next thing you'll be holding a spatula. you know, a real grippa. digits back, digits back, doobly doo, you're a grippa. [ applause ] that was a bit of this going on right there. that's when i went into arnold instead of clinton -- it was a crazy, crazy thing. i'll tell you that. i did a lot of things but that was the worst thing i ever did on a talk show.

that i can promise you. [ laughter ] not to brag but i just made eight bucks. guillermo had a big weekend. he got to play in this year's all-star celebrity softball game at dodger stadium [ cheers and applause ] how'd it go, guillermo? >> guillermo: it was the best night of my life. it went great. >> dana: awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: fantastic. >> dana: well, we're going to see it right now. here it is. the best night of guillermo's life at the all-star game. [ applause ] ♪ >> yeah! ♪ o'er the land of the free ♪ >> play ball!

>> guillermo: hey, how are you, man? how are you doing? are we going to call some strikes? >> oh, man. that's a lot of money. i can't take that, man. oh, no, no, no, no. >> guillermo: you've got to call some strikes. >> i can't do that. >> guillermo: why not? >> i'll lose my job if i do that. no, no, no, no, no. >> ball. >> guillermo: that was a ball? strike. we've got to get some runs. come on. >> leading off here in the bottom of the second, bryan cranston. chops one to the right side. and that's going to get past quavo. >> guillermo! [ applause ] look at guillermo from the "jimmy kimmel" show calling his shot. and that one sneaks through. heading to third.

and team los angeles has something cooking here. >> guillermo: joe, come on! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! >> you told us before the game that you were going to drink a couple of beers to get you loose. >> yeah, before and during the game. >> oh! ♪ >> guillermo: one out! one out! one out! ♪

>> guillermo: strike! you're big papi and i'm a little papi. he's big papi and i'm little papi. >> final three outs here for team los angeles. they're down two. guillermo is giving his teammate mustaches. >> mustaches? right now? >> yeah. >> guillermo: come on. we've got to score two runs to tie this game. >> what does this have to do with anything? >> j.k. simmons looks like anthony davis. >> you believe in mustache magic? >> guillermo: i do. that's why i'm passing out rally mustache so we can win. >> did you see what bryan cranston did with your mustaches? >> guillermo: that's a new style. i like it. >> and now bryan cranston steps to the plate representing the tying run here in the bottom of the fifth. number two. big moment. ball inside. >> guillermo: oh! come on, blue.

that was a ball, blue. >> there's no way that's a strike. >> that was inside! >> get him out of here. >> as he should. he deserves that dirt. >> stealing the game from us! >> you cannot do that to beloved actor bryan cranston. >> yeah! >> and bryan cranston is kicked out. >> yeah, you can't throw gum. here's guillermo. ♪ [ crowd chanting "guillermo" ]

>> guillermo: [ bleep ]. >> fly ball. and that's it. that's all. team brooklyn celebrates a two-run victory here in the 2022 all-star celebrity softball game. >> guillermo: i had too much tequila. that's why i couldn't hit the ball. but it was great. that's it from the celebrity softball game. we're losers. >> to losers. [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: we've got a great show for you tonight. julia garner is here. we have music from domi and j.d. beck with anderson .paak. we'll be right back with quentin tarantino! [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by allstate.

[ cheers and applause ] >> dana: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm dana carvey. tonight, you know her from "ozark" and "inventing anna" on netflix, julia garner is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, here is something you don't hear often. a talented duo joined by their label president. their album "not tight" is out july 29th. domi and j.d. beck featuring anderson .paak from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] i'll be back tomorrow with david spade, maria bakalova, and music from whitney. our first guest is an oscar-winning director, screenwriter, and author who bleeds butter-flavored popcorn oil. he returns to his roots alongside longtime friend and fellow filmmaker roger avary on "the video archives podcast."

new episodes premiere tuesdays on stitcher, the sxm app, and wherever you get your podcasts. please welcome quentin tarantino! [ cheers and applause ] wow. you're a genius. i love you. [ cheers and applause ] >> let me just tell the audience how it all came about. because we've actually never met each other. >> jimmy: no. we were on "little nicky," adam sandler's -- >> yeah. we were actually in the same room at one point. >> dana: we were? and you knew? >> of course i knew. >> dana: you knew my name? >> you didn't know who i was. okay? i had already directed "reservoir dogs." it had been released. but you know -- [ cheers and applause ]

so harvey keitel was hosting "saturday night live." >> dana: okay. >> so he invited me. now, i'm so unfamous at this point. so i'm not like at the end. all right? waving. all right? no, i'm in the audience. >> dana: you're up in the bleachers. >> i couldn't get past the guys in the blazers. but i got invited to the -- >> dana: okay. >> to the afterparty. and so i saw you there. >> dana: okay. >> drinking alone. >> dana: was i? like earlier today. [ laughter ] a little bit of -- >> you seemed -- frankly, you just seemed like the superstar rock star. ad then like the rest of the band is like -- is having a party at portland arena and you were just kind of sitting back there. i'm carrying this whole [ bleep ] show. >> dana: i love this story. i love this story. let me do this for you real quick. i do it with friends. it's not a bit i do. it's johnny carson getting pulled over for drunk driving in 1972. oh, sorry, officer.

i didn't know i was swerving. i had two slippery monkeys at the hook n crook. [ laughter ] now, i know because of your writing, i feel like i know you. and there's such a musicality to it, an inex-plikability to it. for my when i see your movies i have to see them a lot of times. and obviouly you've heard this. me and a few of my friends went down a rabbit hole. we didn't even know each other. with "once upon a time in holl hollywood." >> i've heard this. actually, my editor let me know about this. >> darrell hammond. the impressionist. i'm just talking to him casually on my podcast. oh, i've seen it 12 times. i go [ bleep ] really? sorry. i saw it 11 times. i just watched it. and there's so much -- if you've seen it once you kind of haven't seen it in my opinion. >> yeah, i agree. >> dana: your brain is still taking it in. is this a western? why are we in this western so long? [ laughter ] and then after a while -- >> a lot of people saying that part. >> dana: if someone repeats

something i think is inexplicable and just r. just dry and weird. my wife and i go, we're going to go there to lunch and i say that's a good plan. i try. [ laughter ] and i've fallen in love. i watch the movie for margot robbie sometimes. lately i've been in a pacino mood. down goes you. down goes your career. or you go to rome and win [ bleep ] fights. [ cheers and applause ] see, that's -- all of it is poetry. i'm gushing. but it's just really cathartic for me. >> that's really sweet. that's really nice. thanks. >> dana: i hope you appreciate -- i mean, how you -- >> very much so. >> dana: here's a question i have. a dad question. just for me. long term. like i'm a movie buff. i mean, i think you're the ultimate movie fan. >> yeah. >> dana: you may have not even thought of this. like when your kids are 6 or 7 or 8 have you thought of some of the movies you might want to show them that affected you at that age or were you watching

"taxi driver" when you were 6? >> i was -- at 9 i did see a double feature of "deliverance" and "the wild bunch." >> dana: wow. that's -- did "straw dogs" -- was that the third one -- >> it's interesting, i did see "straw dogs." i remember the trailers, they were pumping them all the time. so i have a school psychologist, she liked movies and i liked movies. so part of our way to do a session together was i would just talk about the movies i saw and she'd talk about the movies she saw. so she had seen "straw dogs" that weekend. so leaving out the rape part she told me the entire story from beginning to end. >> dana: i saw it at 16 by accident and it still disturbs me. >> here's the thing, though. >> dana: it's a rough one. >> here's the thing, is look, obviously i cannot wait for leo, my son, to get old enough so i can actually watch a movie and he can like follow it through for 45 minutes at a time. >> dana: yeah.

>> we watch some -- you know, he watches a lot of sing-along stuff on tv. so there was a sing-along for halloween. oh, i'm a little witch. i'm a little vampire. i'm a little mummy, you know, kind of thing. we got really into that. so now almost every sing-along thing that he watches is -- has monsters in it. has ghosts, has zombies. has vampires. he's really into zombies. >> dana: interesting. >> like with only having this little -- these little sing-alongs to even know what a zombie is. it's not like he's singing to the romero movies or anything. >>dana: he doesn't know they -- ♪ died and came back ♪ [ laughter ] >> he kind of has figured it out. one of the things -- you can appreciate this. one of the things about having a kid is it's like i'm the greatest singer in the world and i'm the greatest comedian in the world. because i make up these little silly songs and then he wants to hear them like 13 times in a

row. and faster and faster and faster. so it's just like i have to keep singing it again and again and again. and then i have these little routines that we do and we actually do them together. and he loves them. and so it's like i have a greatest hits as a comedian. and he laughs all the time. so it's like the greatest audience in the world. so one of our things that we do right now -- okay. so i'm raising him in israel. and so in hebrew -- >> dana: okay. >> -- daddy is abba. and so he'll go like, abba zombie. abba zombie. abba zombie. so i'm doing the romero zombies. so i'm like -- [ groaning ] and i really do the romero zombies. i start off like i'm confused. >> dana: yeah, they're always -- [ applause ] >> then i see you. [ grunting ] the nanny does it. even my wife has gotten into the

act. but the best is when he does leo zombie. and he's literally doing my version of a zombie without ever having seen -- >> dana: he's a mimic already. >> yeah. without having seen any of these movies. okay, leo zombie. [ groaning ] his eyes are wide open, though, because he's looking. and when he starts chasing you he actually runs as opposed to a romero zombie. and this wasn't taught to him. he just knows to do that. so when he's leo zombie and he catches me, he bites me. [ laughter ] you know, he -- i don't think these -- i don't think these baby shows taught them that the zombies eat people. but he knows to bite you. [ laughter ] because it's a zombie. >> dana: he just intuited that. >> he just intuited that no, i'm supposed to bite you now. >> dana: so who's cooler in the

history of film? i was trying to think, because i know, and brad pitt in that role with your writing, his acting, his choices, is kind of like the coolest. you know, using the word loosely, obviously we know steve mcqueen. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> dana: and my -- >> he's kind of channeling a steve mcqueen kind of character. he's kind of channeling steve mcqueen. he's kind of channeling tom laughlin in "billy jack" to some degree. >> dana: "billy jack." oh, don't get me started. but the other day i was hanging out, i heard "goldfinger." and i thought of dr. no and sean connery. he had the long cigarette hanging just like brad did when he was on don't whine. you whine you don't eat. and i thought that maybe sean connery and brad pitt are bookends for the alpha male endless charismatic sex symbols but also just this intelligence and charisma. i hope brad's watching. [ laughter ] >> yeah, this is all going to waste unless he's seeing it. >> dana: so we're going to be

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>> dana: i got a good question. it's hard. [ applause ] >> that's good. >> dana: i know you go east a lot. >> thank you. there you go. that's it, actually. it would have been great to have -- i'm a big fan of the japanese movie "battle royale." which is what "hunger games" was based off. well, "hunger games" just ripped it off. that would have been awesome to have directed "battle royale." >> dana: and now you're doing a podcast. >> exactly. i'm a little embarrassed about actually hawking my podcast. >> dana: why? >> like on national television. >> dana: it's called "video archives podcast." it's named after the video rental store in manhattan beach where you two met -- >> that was the store we both worked at. we both were employees at the store in the '80s. and when the store went out of business, i got the inventory. so i have all the video cassettes. >> dana: yes. and here's -- >> a picture of -- that's a room in my house. and those are actually the video

archive shelves. >> dana: you guys are fanatics. so the beatles are in hamburg, and they've got to do eight hours. so they learn the canon of music. they learn country-western. they learn tunes. are you in a way someone who just kind of absorbed filmdom and you had an encyclopedia knowledge and then like the beatles you reformed it, you knew where structures were? or how much did that -- working in that video store form you? >> no, that's a good -- that's a good question. a lot of people think oh, he became a movie expert from working at this movie store for five years or however long i was there. and it's like no, i got hired at this really prestigious video store because i was a movie expert. >> dana: oh, really? it's the opposite. >> yeah. >> dana: you were a movie expert. >> but then it also allowed me for five years to just do nothing but just completely div. so i'm like watching them. i'm talking about them all day along with the customers. and i'm -- i wanted to be a filmmaker. so now i'm actually coming up with theories, which maybe i didn't -- i didn't have film

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[ cheers and applause ] >> dana: welcome back. our next guest is a two-time emmy-winning actress who currently has two nominations for portraying two criminals on two different shows, and here is one of them. >> i don't know. i don't blame you for doubting me, ma'am. i get it. i do. but i promise you, you clean me up and i will do whatever it takes to stay that way. [ cheers and applause ]

>> dana: wow. "ozark" and "inventing anna" are on netflix now. please say hello to the very talented julia garner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello. >> dana: hello! when i first saw you on a talk show it was because you're so great as ruth, it kind of threw me for a second. >> i'm terrifying? is that -- >> dana: well, because you were so not her. like even slightly. but are you like ruth at all? how are you like ruth? >> yeah, i don't know. i guess i'm like -- well, no. i'm not a kind of mixture of my characters. i don't know. who am i? who am i, dana? i don't know. >> dana: garth is part me, part my brother. >> yes. >> dana: you know, i'm shy like that. >> i've never met anybody like ruth.

i'm originally from new york. so they don't -- >> dana: that's what's interesting. so you're from the bronx. >> yes. >> dana: so you kind of grew up -- did you go to the local deli, hey, julia, you want a tomato sandwich over here? >> yeah. the local deli. you know what i mean? "just talk like this. you know?" >> dana: did you have to lose that accent to become this character? >> i don't know. it was kind of this weird thing because when i auditioned for "ozark" i -- it said missouri. so i assumed that it was a missouri accent. so i went to the audition with this thick accent. >> dana: what was that like? thicker than ruth's? >> no. just -- you know, just what i thought -- it was just this kind of accent. but i could hear the other girls inside the room, because it's paper thin walls. and no one was doing an accent. and then i couldn't remember my lines with just my voice. and i was like, i am never getting this job. and i remember thinking that was the last time i was ever going to see those sides of ruth

langmore. >> dana: i'm just always interested in people who are really successful. can i -- well, let me do i anon sequitur here. just my impression of jason bateman on "ozark." >> please. >> dana: wendy, hear me out. that's it. [ applause ] they were waiting. that's such a great -- and now you have the other one, anna sorkin and the real life -- >> "inventing anna." >> dana: "inventing anna." so you have other got these two going. how many times in history -- and you're up for an emmy for both. [ cheers and applause ] what? do you in any way root for winning for either one? do you want to win for ruth or anna? >> you know, i'm like -- i'm happy to be at that dance. tv is so hard right now. and there's so much great television that i'm just happy that every -- so i'm just happy to be there. >> dana: are they in different categories? >> yes. >> dana: so you could be like holding two that night?

>> i don't know. i mean -- >> dana: i don't want to put pressure on. it doesn't matter. >> i feel very lucky. they were very hard parts, both of them. there was a period of time that i was doing both characters at the same time, which i don't think i'll ever recover from that, to be honest. like i don't know. i probably have like gray hair, to be honest. >> dana: well, it's so interesting the way you change your -- your face kind of when you're doing anna, you know, it's like you're -- because you have the -- >> what do you mean my face changes? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> dana: what accent is that? >> dana, what are you asking me? >> dana: yeah. how did you change your face like that, anna? >> what is wrong with my face? [ laughter ] >> dana: so did you -- [ applause ] now, do you walk around -- like you're trying to learn that and you're walking around and stuff.

do you go to -- did you walk around town and talk to people like that character? >> yes. i walked around everywhere. i order my food in an accent. and i even just talk to my friends, even if it's me talking, but i have the accent. >> dana: so they're like welcome to burger king. can i take your order? >> i want some whopper. [ laughter ] oh, no, it's a vopper. >> dana: a vopper. it's kind of four -- you've got russian, german and just sort of -- >> a mixture of accents. and then tries to sound like an american girl. you know. >> dana: one is conniving and sort of a brilliant mastermind and the other one is sort of just raw and aggressive. but if they were to meet in the forest, like who would win in a fight? [ laughter ] would anna outsmart sher? ruse r because ruth is a bad-ass. >> it depends on what kind of -- >> dana: weapons were available? >> yeah. like a glamorous party. anna could wine and dine, you know. ruth would be like what is this?

[ laughter ] you know, but then if it was in a forest ruth would know what to do for sure. 100%. >> dana: let's -- here is a little game we're going to play. >> oh, okay. >> dana: so this is ruth's accent and anna's accent. but here's ruth saying stuff like anna. that's the first one. so ruth is the voice. anna is the script. only on "jimmy kimmel live." here we go. >> okay. you know what? i'm going to take off my heels because ruth is not going to wear heels. she's going to stand up. [ cheers and applause ] right? vivian, are you pregnant? or are you just so very, very fat? [ applause ] >> dana: that's great. >> what are you wearing? you look poor.

[ applause ] >> dana: hey, look. i found some more props. >> okay. >> dana: this is for anna. and she's going to say -- >> i don't want -- what are these scarves? >> dana: some ruthie stuff. >> i don't want this one. >> dana: which one do you -- >> i don't like this one. i like this one. so let me -- oh, there's a little -- >> dana: i love how you're just ready to perform. [ laughter ] a lot of actors are so shy. >> i want -- you know. >> dana: that's cool. >> listen, life is an act, dana. okay? so -- >> dana: okay. >> if you want to stop me, you're going to have to [ bleep ] kill me. [ cheers and applause ] what the [ bleep ] -- oh, what's the line? [ laughter ] oh, yeah. >> dana: just say [ bleep ]. >> what the [ bleep ] are you going to do? kill me, you [ bleep ] wolf?

>> dana: thanks, julia. "ozark" and "inventing anna" are on netflix now. we'll be right back with music from domi and j.d. beck. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. loaded with our world famous pastrami, sauteed mushrooms, roasted red peppers, and smothered with melty american cheese. the new pastrami cheese steak. try steak or chicken, too. now at togo's

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> dana: that's all the time we've got. i want to thank quentin tarantino and julia garner. tomorrow night i'll be back with david spade, maria bakalova, and music from whitney. "nightline" is next. but first, their album "not tight" is out july 29th. here with the song "take a chance" with some help from anderson .paak, domi and j.d. beck! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you're only funky as ya last cut but ain't no use unpacking what is wrapped up ♪ ♪ they question why i'm preppin' for disaster i guess i'm still ♪ ♪ affected by the last one no need to make excuses on behalf of sometimes ♪ ♪ i just act stupidly for the reaction to blame it all on ♪ ♪ foolishness that i would rather but if we speaking truthfully ♪ ♪ i'm just a -- god won't give me more than i can handle ♪ ♪ rich but i can't

afford to have a scandal this isn't what we ♪ ♪ wanted but i'm sick and it's senseless to try to front ♪ ♪ like i can't stand you found another one and that's cool but ♪ ♪ i'm the only on who has you if there's something ♪ ♪ that i can do tell me what i'll make it and come back through ♪ ♪ come back it can't be too late come back home ♪ ♪ you held me right where it's safe no one compares ♪ ♪ no one could ever replace if it's not too late ♪ ♪ before you walk away hold on just let go of who i used to be ♪ ♪ right now i need you to take a chance on me ♪ ♪ you've heard it before so this time i'll let the ♪

♪ actions speak right now i need you to take a chance ♪ ♪ on me yeah the bang i needed for the breakthrough ♪ ♪ the nights i entertained women what a waste for the sake of getting ♪ ♪ eyes wide awake mind in a maze tryna find a new escape route ♪ ♪ you never ran out of patience so i turned around ♪ ♪ man enough to face it even though i changed it's the same location ♪ ♪ when you come home i'll be waitin ♪ ♪ come back it can't be too late come back home you held me right where ♪ ♪ it's safe no one compares no one could ever replace if it's ♪ ♪ not too late before you walk away ♪ ♪ hold on just let go of who i used to be

right now i need you ♪ ♪ to take a chance on me you've heard it before so this time i'll ♪ ♪ let the actions speak right now i need you to take a chance on me ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, domi and jd beck! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ that's what i'm waiting for ♪ ♪ eh, eh, eh, eh ♪ ♪ that's what i'm waiting for ♪

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