have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! with guest host dana carvey. tonight -- david spade, maria bakalova, and music from whitney. with cleto and the cletones. and now -- dana carvey! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: thank you, go on. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> dana: all right. hi, guys. hey, man. i stretched out before the show. well, the show has just peaked, there's nowhere to go but down. thank you for that seven-minute standing ovation, which will be cut, but will be on youtube, thank you. [ laughter and applause ] yes, you're going to be stars! this is an incredibly adorable audience. you're all masked up. [ cheers ] this is only my second night and i'm already all right a cliche talk show host. "this is a gorgeous crowd we've got tonight." [ laughter ] i have all the moves down, one show! the last time i hosted a show on abc it was called "the dane 92 ca carvey show." [ cheers and applause ]

it was canceled after three weeks but thanks for your support. no, it lasted eight weeks. steve carell, stephen colbert, launching pad, boop! being on a tv show now is so different. the prompters are so blurry now. they used to be so easy to read. what is that all about? and the dressing room is a lot harder to pee now, is there a chemical leak in the building? sort hurts. that's showbiz, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: he-yo. [ applause ] >> dana: he actually -- that was guillermo's "he-yo." >> guillermo: i did it just for you, just for you. >> dana: i think we have a bromance. [ cheers ] it's a weird time in l.a. right now. because covid is on the rise, the mask mandates should come back, could come back. covid is scary, but guess what, next thing, monkeypox. i've had it twice, it's a blast. [ laughter ] according to the cdc, monkeypox

is reported in every state now. it's really alarming. but you know who doesn't seem worried about this? this is weird, monkeys. [ laughter ] i was at the zoo, they were publicly masturbating. [ laughter ] they were just so relaxed. using their behind on the rock, arggh! languorous out there. picture it in your minds and take it home with you. [ laughter ] fauci's had enough! he's going to step down at the end of biden's first term.pwhat? he wants to look for another job? what is he going to do, be a greeter at walmart or something? hey, the tvs are over there! [ laughter ] i'm 5'2" and i'm almost 90! i don't blame fauci. i think he did the best he could. everyone picks on him. no one knew where this was going. so many freaking variants. the b5, b6, i don't give a [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] you can't keep up with them, man. you've got to go on with your life. it's a tricky mother. fauci, he's like, first he's like, you get your two vaccines

and you dance in the street, you walk about with your life. recently he said, okay, we missed it by a little bit, all right? you can get two vaccines, two boosters, you still get covid. three boostest, two more vaccines, you're getting covid. get another vaccine, still getting covid, buys you seven minutes of immunity, that's all you got. now we're coming up for the daily covid shot. every day you go in, like a "b" vitamin, you get your shot. by the time you get to your car, you've lost your immunity. but that's a hell of a 39 seconds. [ cheers and applause ] i got it out. maybe they'll cut this part. i always saw fauci as kind avenue tough guy. that's why i do him like this. this is my catch phrase for him. i'm done to tony fauci, from the bottom of my leather faucis, go [ bleep ] yourself. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i had to say that, so we can cut it, yeah.

a lot of weird stuff going on in florida right now. including tonight's edition of "this week in florida." >> he's waved and everything, and i don't think that's appropriate for anyone. >> waving is fine but the walking around naked in front of your neighbors, including children, not so much. a family staying in the southwest cape says they are dealing with that every day. the guys doing it say it's because they're from europe. [ laughter ] >> dana: really? is that typical european behavior? "my penis never gets so much sun back home, my doctors say how you get so much sunshine on your gl glickels? i say, guy to florida. he goes, of course, florida! they got sunshine on the flarkholes! [ applause ] the next race for the white house is shaping up.

donald trump claims he's already made up his mind about 2024. and he's still trying to figure out when he's going to announce his official decision. trump says he's very confident that he'd win and that people would want him to run. i'm going to do these next few jokes as johnny carson. yeah, vast majority of americans want donald trump to run -- headfirst into oncoming traffic. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] hey, yeah! of course, no one is begging donald trump to run more than his cardiologist. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] that's true. trump has all the best doctors. he just went in for his check-in at the mayo clinic. not the hospital, it's a shop in rancho cucamonga. i haven't seen someone this drunk with power since i went for cocktails with zsa zsa gabor

at the tonga hut. [ rim shot ] only seven more, here we go. [ laughter ] and melana -- heard trump might be running, she booked a one-way ticket on air force done. [ rim shot ] [ applause ] apparently joe biden is so excited for a rematch with trump, he made an october surprise in his khakis. [ rim shot ] that was is end, sorry. [ laughter ] anyway. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. now can you imagine if it's trump and biden again? that would be weird. wild stuff. a lot of people are wondering what another debate between these two guys would look like. i think it might look a little something like this.

[ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i'm guillermo rodriguez. welcome to the 2024 presidential debate between president joe biden -- >> yeah, that's right. bop bop bop bop bop bop! yeah, come on! [ applause ] it's me. your old pal, joe. let's get the show on the road. >> guillermo: and his opponent, the old president of the united states, the bad one, mr. donald j. trump. >> let me tell you -- [ applause ] let me tell you, this is going to be great, it's gonna be so great. we're gonna say a lot of things, let me tell you that. so many things like you can't believe. we has anyone ever told you you look like a mexican? i'm telling you. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i am a mexican. >> i love the mexicans. i love your people.

you're tremendous people. i like your guacamole and your choo choo chop. i love your pick leo tech. that's library, many mexicans don't know that, okay? >> guillermo: gentlemen, keep your answers short short, i'm very hungry, i'm dying for a chicken caesar salad and a green juice, okay? [ laughter ] first question, all right? okay. what are presidential qualities? >> you gotta have a big smile, an honest handshake, a couple of corn-fed secret service fellas, wave your arms and legs around like a weekend at bernie style, come on. people know you're still kicking. gotta work together with kamala harris. harrison ford, pardon me. henry pardon, excuse me. my bad. machine gun kelly, come on. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: good job, mr. president, joe biden. what about you, mr. donald trump? what do you have to say? >> don't be rude, don't be rude. [ laughter ] you were nice, now you're not so

nice. i know nice, everybody's nice area -- nobody's nicer than me, excuse me. everybody said it, even kim jong-un. tiny kim, tiny teeny kim. little tiny feet. the smallest feet you've ever sign, i'm telling you. my feet are fine, his are tiny, let me tell you that. he's a teenie weenie kim. he told me last week while we're eating fro-yo yogurt, i got vanilla, kim got the swirl. he likes the vanilla and chocolate together, but no thanks, i like my fro-yo like i like my voters, white and sloppy, okay? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: wow, okay. next question. what can be done about high gas prices? >> thanks for asking the question, gustavo, come on. look here, amigo. you don't need a gas station for gasoline. gas stationth are for selling soda pops and nudie magazines and reading in the woods. >> guillermo: oh, yeah, i like those. [ laughter ]

okay, mr. trump, what is your response? >> gas. you know. some people call it gas, okay? we call it gasoline, all right? nobody knows, nobody cares. let me tell you, many people are saying it's dinosaur, dead dinosaur poop, that's what it is, i don't know. we used to have so much of it, tive-rex poop, put it in your tank, you drive like you wouldn't believe, i'm telling you that. >> guillermo: next question. what will be different about your next four years in office? >> come on. number one, the one part. you know the deal, come on, folks. number two -- [ laughter ] number two is, in fact, the second part. this isn't rocket science, come on. number two and a half. more of the second part. listen real close, folks. more of the second part. [ laughter ] and number seven, yeah!

number seven. [ applause ] i know how to do the seven part. par -- par -- pardon me, it's a sweet -- sweet -- sweet sorry. par -- pardon usa -- climate change, come on, man! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: okay, mr. trump. what will be different about your next four years? >> we're gonna have a new, better wife. we're gonna trade her in for a better life. [ laughter ] she's gonna be very beautiful. some say ivanka, but i'm telling you, we're looking into a lot of candidates. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: okay, final question. what do you each want to tell america? >> here's the deal, come on, come on. first, you know, i get re-elected. every kid will get a yo-yo and a jar for keeping frogs. [ laughter ] also, monkeypox. it's what's for dinner.

see, see, folks, come on. back in my day we'd go see the high pressuredy gurdy man. yeah, the hurdy gurdy man. give the monkey a quarter that little fella would dance all night. come on, it's america. nowadays you've got to plug your car into a wall socket like an electric blanket. those things keep you warm on a cold delaware night. especially if you sleep like i do, porky pig style. jacket, bowtie, and no pants. >> guillermo: thank you. and you, donald trump, what do you have to say? >> i'm saying, you know, i haven't even told you the best part. my new running mate is a venomous cobra. i've got a shop in korea town, let me tell you, we got the cobras, very poisonous, very deadly, so much poison. i named it hillary, that was my name for it. in conclusion, god bless me and god bless my terrific penis. i've got no problems down there,

that i can tell you, okay? >> guillermo: okay. that's all the time we have. you both lost the debate. thanks for watching. my name is guillermo rodriguez. good night, america. we are [ bleep ]. >> lou: >> lou: the 2024 presidential debate is brought to you by canada. apply for citizenship today at www.g www.getmethe[ bleep ]koot.ca. we've got music from whitney, maria bakalova. we'll be right back. david spade, not a fan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live"! i'm dana carvey. tonight, you know her as borat's daughter, and now she has a new movie called "bodies bodies bodies" -- maria bakalova is here. [ cheers and applause ] then later, their album "spark" is out september 16th -- whitney on the mercedes-e.q. stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night -- kerry washington will host with her guests dwayne johnson, wiz khalifa, and lizzo. so tune in for that. i was just glad i pronounced it properly. those are great guests. our first guest is my podcast

brother from another mother. his great stand-up special "nothing personal" is currently on netflix. and every wednesday you can hear the two of us reminisce, along with other survivors, about our "snl" days on the podcast "fly on the wall." please welcome david spade. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: hey! >> you're on a talk show, gotta bring the funny now. >> dana: yeah, dude. ready for it. >> got toa good crowd here, man good job. >> dana: geez louise. [ cheers and applause ] >> i saw guillermo. good, you tore up that sketch, you nailed it, good one, buddy. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> guaranteed laughs. >> dana: yes.

you're guaranteed, i can't do it name. i'm supposed to interview you about the podcast that i'm also on. >> i'll tell you all about it. >> dana: can i do my quick impression of you? bee-yoop! >> close enough. >> dana: we did a podcast. whose idea was that? >> i think it was mine. dana and i are old buddies from the old "snl" days -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. we go way back. >> dana: yeah. >> we live near each other now. we used to not. we'd mote up for dinner once a week and crack up. he's one of the funniest guys to have dinner with. we'd have -- >> dana: the calamari is fresh. sorry. i love doing dennis miller. >> we always wind up talking about "snl" with anybody. it's a subject people know about. podcast. i was thinking of doing one because it's sort of the

onlyfans for comedians. [ laughter ] >> dana: we charge by the joke? >> yeah. like jury duty. i think it's mandatory at this point. so we said -- i thought, maybe "snl," kind of a to it, do it with one ofthe "snl" legendary -- dana carvey would be perfect, you know. [ cheers ] >> dana: i love it. >> then you know, it wound up falling into place pretty easily. then the guests, we got good people right away and it was a lot of fun. >> dana: what stood out for you? we've interviewed basically 50 "snl" cast members now. >> yeah. >> dana: anything stand out for you? out of the 50? >> nothing, really. [ laughter ] >> dana: so we're looking for the 51st. we need a mofo! >> it will be interesting soon. no, we -- i think we first -- tom hanks was first one to say yes. it was like cast member, host, anything to do with "snl." we talked about the show and

spin out into movies, whatever. conan o'brien. he's 3 feet tall. [ laughter ] until i saw him in person -- you don't know that. you see him on tv -- >> dana: and he's a brunette. [ laughter ] >> yeah. [ bleep ]. >> dana: a brunette man. >> speaking of that, my beard is so great. it did some tricks backstage, like mascara. [ laughter ] full disclosure. >> dana: oh yaction. i've had my whole head dipped in different things. pull the rip cord, it all comes off. >> it's barely hanging. salt's taking over the pepper, in real life. it's a scam. [ laughter ] but what happened was -- oh, yeah. i actually -- bob odenkirk who you know from "better call saul." [ cheers ] >> dana: he's great. we worked with bob a lot. >> he wrote when we were there, conan wrote when we were there. >> dana: all these great writers. bob wrote "motivational speaker." >> chris farley. >> dana: incredible. >> how are you? >> dana: yeah.

he writes it, leaves the show, then it appears. >> yeah, it didn't get on, then he leaves and it was the first show after he left, we did it. so that was interesting. bob's great. everyone's been cool. jimmy fallon was in "cowbell." >> dana: hah! yeah. >> so much enthusiasm, he's great. >> dana: ha ha ha! >> singing, guitars -- he's super cool. he's on right now. then mulaney. >> dana: john maw laney, we had a nice chat with him. >> tina fey, maya rudolph, so many great people on there.p[ c] >> dana: it's going good. >> yeah. >> dana: but -- you went on to do other things after "snl." should we keep talking about the podcast? >> no, commercial's over. >> dana: commercial's over. "fly on the wall." >> yeah. yeah. but it was -- what else? ask me another question. >> dana: oh, okay, let's see. [ laughter ] have you ever been nervous to be around me? [ laughter ]

no. no. you -- this is true. this was very nice. it's really about burger king. i'll put that is on a byline. it's a true story that happened to you recently that kind of blew up all over the world, actually. >> oh, yeah. there was a gentleman that worked at burger king. and i was on tiktok. ha ha! [ laughter ] i know. i don't think there's an age limit. >> dana: ha ha! >> tiktok is blowing up, dana, fyi. >> dana: yeah, you get that wherever podcasts -- david spade. >> this gentleman works at burger king 27 years. he's never missed a day of work. >> dana: yeah. >> he said he got a gift bag from burger king. you might have read about this. he goes, i got some life savers, i got a yo-yo, and i got some skittles and a ticket to a movie, one ticket. >> dana: gifts after 30 years. >> yeah. then the burger king -- he was very genuine and thankful about it. and i thought, this guy, busting

his ass in this world where everyone's quitting their jobs -- you see kids like, you should be your own boss, quit your job! and they always like the quit your job part but they don't know how to be their own boss. >> dana: this guy opens "pickles" on youtube or whatever, making $7 million a year, "i'm brian, we're going to do dill today." [ laughter ] 13 million subscribers. "these pickles are really little." so why work? >> that is the vacuuming stuff? >> dana: yeah. open a can of beer. >> yeah, [ bleep ]. i get it. make $20 million.- >> dana: but this guy grinded -- >> it hit me, knee-jerk reaction. his daughter set up a gofundme. so i said, oh -- he was trying to get to 20 grand or something. just kick him up, $5,000 to get him there, then i left. then he dm'd me. and he said, hey, is this you that gave it to me? and i said, yeah, you know, thanks for the hard work.

and he goes, oh, this is cool.p lunch ouch them or something. [ laughter ] he screen shotted that. then he sent it somewhere. one of the websites. i started hearing about it. but then the good part is he got up -- he's at 380 grand he's gotten so far. >> dana: whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> so he gets a vacation, he takes his kids out. so he sort of blew up. he's got a sitcom deal, i don't know, maybe. no, that part. >> dana: i know a guy that works at outback steak house, wanted to get your information. >> oh, yeah. >> dana: i said, what do you want it for? >> yeah are i got people saying, hey, spade, i heard you got a couple of extra gs, hit me with 10k. i remember when we left "snl" -- >> dana: beans in your jeans? wait a minute, we'll go back to that after this. >> no, to a [ bleep ] commercial? >> dana: after this.

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by the way, "i'm a hugger," can we get rid of that? it's not working anymore. "i'm a hugger" and that's it? no questions asked? that shouldn't work anymore for obvious reasons and it doesn't work with guys for probably a hundred reasons. my uncle is like that. "come on, i'm an ass grabber, get in here."

shoo! "no, it's okay, i'm an a sass grabber. i'm an old-school guy, it's part of my charm." [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: yeah, whoo! that was funny! it sounded a little like fauci. >> listen, it's gonna get worse. you can get boosted all you want, [ bleep ]. >> dana: anyway. so you've been out there. >> yeah, that was a special, now i'm just -- sort of touring with that, doing gigs here and there. busting me hump out there. >> dana: busting me hump. >> i was out last week. sometimes when you're on the road -- they have to give you a driver to pick you up. >> dana: yes. >> you've done this a million times. i get a driver, they're always kind of funny people. some are more professional than others. this guy is like, "come on, we got that go!

he starts driving and he goes, "cheetos." and i go, "cool." he goes like this "agh, yum." [ laughter ] >> dana: and 300 miles to go. >> it's a two-hour drive. then he goes like this, started hitting them. it's a little shaky. "yummy!" i don't know if i'm supposed to answer. [ laughter ] everybody loves cheetos. then toward the bottom of the bag he's banging his face, getting in there. "i think it might be over, guy, that's a wrap on the cheetos." he's like, rrr! come on, gravity, do your stuff! a couple of crumbs in there. i go, "guy, guy!" then by the time it's over, we're around a telephone pole. i go, dude! it's a wrap! he's digging his finger in. "hey, don't be telling everybody that i -- they get mad when i

don't pay attention to the road when i drive." i go, "who, the world?" [ laughter ] >> dana: yeah, he should look part of the time. >> he's giving ate piece of his attention. then he goes, "don't be on some talk show." i'm going, "i would never." [ laughter ] >> dana: don't be on some talk show. don't you put headphones on? how do you do that comedy stuff? how do you figure that stuff out? >> they go, "will you fix that? you're too late, go, go, you're on!" >> dana: it's a first world problem. >> yeah. >> dana: being driven in a car. we stand. very humble backgrounds.phis ni" [ laughter ] but basically we had humble backgrounds. >> no way, i'm joe dirt. >> dana: you're joe dirt? hold on a second. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, yeah. >> dana: joe dirt. >> fireworks. >> dana: fireworks. >> i'm telling you, i get ripped off all the time. >> dana: wow. >> they got joe i did

everything. car washes. you know who looks like joe dirt? the new -- the golf guy this weekend. cameron smith. [ laughter ] >> dana: that guy's a stud. >> he just won. >> dana: i don't know what accent i'm doing right now. >> that's close, yeah. >> dana: i'll flatten it, yeah. that guy was [ bleep ] crazy. i swear a lot now because i know they bleep it. that guy shot a 30 on the back nine. >> dude, you said [ bleep ] more than any host combined altogether in history, i'm telling you. [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: that's all right, though. >> they don't care. >> dana: yeah. yeah, on sunday evening i said to my wife, i'm going to set a record. >> yeah. >> dana: what do you mean, you're just hosting. no, most f-bombs on a talk show. [ cheers and applause ] >> look at these babies. >> dana: there we are. david's on my right shoulder. all our bandmates, all our superstar buddies.

rob schneider. >> julia, that was a good run, man. >> dana: i know. you're out and about. how's your sleep lately? i know you have a next thing sometimes. >> i look great but it's a trick, man. [ laughter ] >> dana: you do look that. >> i got a hoodie on. i forgot it was today. [ laughter ] >> dana: i didn't. >> last night i had a skeeter come in. you know when you're trying to say -- guillermo, stay close, this is a good one. i got a mosquito. but then by the time i wake up, too lazy, it bites me again. so i got to get up, lights on, everything. then i can't find it. so the trick is i think raid, spray my whole body with raid. [ laughter ] i lay down, it's a trap. i wait. the mosquito -- i don't do anything. then he goes -- [ laughter ] then he goes like this. i can tell he doesn't feel great. he's like this. he goes, "hey did you have the

blood --" and he's cramping up. he starts to die. he goes, "poison!" he looks at me, "trick!" then it's hilarious. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: that's nice. >> i have to go to the hospital too. >> dana: thanks, david. "nothing personal is on netflix now sq now. we'll be back with maria bakalova. i didn't win the lawsuit, but everybody knows i wrote that song. flo? gosh, it's been forever. you look fantastic. it's jon. hamm, from the blind date we went on years ago. ah, the struggling actor who didn't believe he could save with snapshot based on how and how much he drives. i'd love to talk about it over dinner sometime. well, i usually don't talk on the phone during dinner, but for potential customer tom hamm, i will make an exception. oh, boy. whoa! this guy's got the right idea!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dana: welcome back. our next guest earned an oscar nomination for playing borat's daughter, and rudy giuliani's would-be prom date. she now faces more danger in the new movie "bodies, bodies, bodies." it opens august 5th. please welcome maria bakalova. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> dana: hello. i know, there's a lot of energy out here. how are you? >> it's a lot of energy, my god. i'm shaking. >> dana: oh my goodness. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] >> dana: well, i actually -- they put the movie on backstage earlier today. you're? you're in a really great movie. it's kind of brilliant, isn't it? >> thank you very much. it was a fun movie to be a part of and watch. because it's pretty much -- gen-z. >> dana: what age is gen-z? >> to be completely transparent, i don't know. am i a gen-z or a millennial? i'm between both of them, right? it's 1996. millennials, '99 prior. gen-z starts '97. what am i? [ laughter ] >> dana: you're from bulgaria, right? >> yeah. >> dana: you go from bulgaria,

now you're in l.a. and you're working a lot in movies. this has been this surreal experience. how do you find l.a.? has your family come to visit here you? is it like another country? it is another country, but is it weird living in l.a.? how do you find it? >> it is another country, of course. >> dana: of course. i misspoke. i got up at 3:00 a.m. >> no, my mom came and visited me last year, stayed with me for a month. i was living at this time in bel air, i was changing places. she was like, oh, it's so far away from everything. now i move to west hollywood in an apartment. she's about to come visit me tomorrow. so upset she wasn't here today, to meet her. she's such a character. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> dana: how is she a character? is she an extroverted person, is she shy? >> she's super shy, but once she starts saying things, they're like pistol lines. [ laughter ]

last year we're walking around, she was like, my god, i love this place. and guess what? it was beverly hills. [ bleep ]. since when have you become so bougie? [ laughter ] >> dana: that's a word of gen-x, bougie, for bourgeoise? >> bourgeoise. >> dana: bougie is the things kids say. and didon't be so extra. >> you know what i heard recently? t. >> dana: don't be t? >> i don't know how to describe it. when you when you hear something and it's like, yeah, that's legit. which legit it might be, i don't know. >> dana: legit is normal. t, what does t mean? a substitute for legit? that's so t. look at that ride, it's so t. we can make it up right now. the kids go easy with stuff. they just start going, t. don't be extra, you're so bougie. [ laughter ] so you're in this movie. pete davidson is in it, a friend

of mine, a great comedian. >> yes. >> dana: did you know that he was on -- a comedian? or just know him as an actor when you were doing the film? >> in reality i watched "the king of staten island. >> dana: oh, yeah, great film, yeah. [ laughter ] i loved the movie and i loved pete it in. i started watching "saturday night live" when i moved here, actually. >> dana: oh. >> that's what i found out later, he's actually a comedian. she's super -- he's, not she. super freaking funny and super nice. >> dana: he's a very cool dude. i left the show in 1993. would you have happened to have seen it then? >> i was born years after you left. [ laughter ] >> dana: really? who told you that, your mother? "born three years after church lady man leaves show, that's how we keep track." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> dana: you also worked with basically -- i consider him sort of in the genius category, sacha

baron cohen. [ cheers and applause ] you get an oscar nomination. what was that like, doing that movie with that guy? i mean, that must have been i can't say. >> he's a genius. i'm lucky to have him as my hen for. hopefully for the rest of my life. and yeah, i've been just -- i don't know. like living a dream, being around him, learning from him. >> dana: yeah, i'll bet. >> having him guiding me and taking a leap of faith, trusting me. a character like this. so it's been exciting. it's been incredible. yeah, i just -- i love him tremendously. >> dana: does he stay in character? is he borat a lot of the time? like at lunchtime? i mean, he's pretty straight, sort of like a british gentleman. >> while we were shooting, he was staying a lot in character. i was trying to stay in character as well. i've never done that before. but i was, like, looking at him like, okay, so i'm going to try to do it as well. >> dana: wow. that's --

>> sometimes he is living in character, doing his things. >> dana: do you take, like, formal acting lessons in bulgaria? >> yeah. >> dana: you did? >> yeah. >> dana: at what age? >> 12. i'm literally not qualified to do anything else. [ laughter ] >> dana: you went all-in with this, and it's working out so well. [ cheers and applause ] so this new movie, which is pvery, very cool, "bodies bodie bodies." it's artsy, it's weird. 100% on rotten tomatoes. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] a >> dana: it really seems to me, being from another generation, to capture that age. kids in the house, drinking, getting out of control. >> yeah. >> dana: you were great. congratulations. >> that you can. >> dana: it opens in select theaters august 5th and nationwide august 12th. we'll be right back with music from whitney. thank you. [ cheers and applause ]

>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-e.q. all electric, all mercedes. >> dana: all right, that's all the time we have. i want to thank david spade, maria bakalova, and jimmy kimmel. "nightline" is next, but first -- their album "spark" comes out september 16th -- here with the song, "real love," whitney! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ my heartbeat's only a tremble ♪ ♪ a desert island in the middle of the ocean waves ♪ ♪ i can't stop this room from spinning ♪ ♪ could it be now

we're beginning to go our separate ways ♪ ♪ there's nothing to hide i know how you feel caught up in this life yeah all i want is real ♪ ♪ love love ♪ ♪ i can't control how i'm feeling ♪ ♪ when our bad days keep repeating and i cannot escape ♪ ♪ the end may come any second ♪ ♪ when the storm hits my reflection will soon begin to fade ♪

♪ there's nothing to hide i know how you feel caught up in this life yeah all i want is real ♪ ♪ love ooh ooh love love love ooh ooh ♪ ♪ maybe i was counting on you ♪ ♪ love love ooh ooh ♪ ♪ maybe i was counting on you ♪

♪ ooh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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