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advisories across parts of california low pressure though will be a player on friday and as it brings in a stronger, or breeze deeper marine layer, it will cool us off. so no rain for us out of it just a little mist and drizzle. it's actually misting right now in half moon bay where it is 54 degrees all the way to 74 inland in antioch as we look hour by hour first thing tomorrow morning is comfortable by noon time. it's warm inland in the 70s and 80s right along the coast temperatures will be in the 50s 60s inland areas will get up into the 90s for the afternoon and it's a foggy view from our golden gate bridge camera areas of dense fog spot. morning, drizzle hot inland mild to the coast in the afternoon, sir, a typical summer pattern breezy and cooler for your friday air quality continues to get impacted by the marsh fire burning and so you will notice that there is some moderate air quality across the eastern contra costa county, which is why spare the air alert is not up but an air quality advisory is up for that region due to the smoke from the marsh fire overall though. the air quality will be good
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except for santa clara valley moderate tomorrow morning. watch out for some damp roadways because of the dr. and it is definitely going to be good sleeping sleeping leather with the fog 40s to 60s afternoon highs inland in the load to mid 90s, so it'll be a hot one along the coastline breezy with temperatures in the 60s. here's your accuather 7-day forecast morning fog and drizzle mid 90s inland, but we're gonna knock those temperatures down on friday a little bit more in the comfort zone with that cooling sea breeze temperatures do come back up a few degrees. over the weekend, but no weather extremes expected here. not bad for july online dan. not bad at all. thank you, sandia.
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peek of a new hulu documentary all about the los angeles lakers legacy the true story of the la lakers captures the rise of the franchise and features interviews with both players coaches and front office execs. here's a look to look up and see. i know i'm gonna place of gods. this is the late show when my dad dr. best bought the team. he wanted to create the atmosphere that he liked he build one of the top franchises in all of sports. the lakers do have the personality of los angeles. thought we did a great job of pulling the city together.
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welcome to hollywood. they would turn down the lights and say it's showtime. legacy the true story of the la lakers premieres on hulu august 15th disney, of course the parent company of hulu and abc 7 stay with the sports is next with more of the espys.
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abc 7 sports sponsored by river rock casino good evening, steph curry smooth as always hosting the espys tonight the 29th annual award show raising money to fight cancer. welcome back to the door what's going on over there, man? i'm live from la home of seven
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professional teams and the clippers. man, i've been kicked out of bigger situations than this bro. yeah, right about that. i like the clippers joke step one two individual awards best nba player best record-breaking performance most career three pointers and golden state best team of the year. i just came up here promote my podcast point forward with my man evan turner. we just got joe laker fine 500,000 joe that's our whole organization maple jordan airwigs wherever you at man. congratulations on being a champ our whole team. it's a special accomplishment to be back on top. hopefully we can get it done again next year. yeah train on andre. is there anybody who doesn't have a podcast to plug at this point? well, klay thompson doesn't have one. he did win an sp for comeback player of the year returning to the court after acl and achilles surgeries. it's just an incredible honor i would not be here without the warriors organization. i mean who pays a guy after tearing his acl? like that's that's unheard of
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but they have faith in me. who pays the guy warriors owner joe lake of who did his best to avoid saying the name kevin durant recently to avoid being fined for tampering and he's still got slapped with a 500,000 fine for criticizing the nba's luxury tax system on andre's podcast that tax system continuing to severely impact the dub speaking of the warriors ready for a big mac attack next season the athletic reporting. they have signed summer league sensation, mack mcclung. it's a non guaranteed contract for mcclung. who was the glee brookie of the year last season looked really good with the jobs in las vegas nfl news the 49ers open training camp next week and jimmy garoppolo remains on the sure, but perhaps not for long espn reported. the 49ers have given jimmy's agent permission to seek a trade, but the problem is we're just are not many opening for starting quarterbacks at this point. jimmy needs to show he can throw following off-season shoulder surgery. it's trey lance's team now sports on abc 7 sponsored by river rock casino, and we will be right back.
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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host kerry washington! tonight, dwayne johnson, lizzo, and music from wiz khalifa. with cleto and the cletones. and now, kerry washington! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> kerry: whoo! hi! whoo! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live," welcome. i'm your host, kerry washington. thank you so much. wow. okay. i'm only hosting for one night, which honestly is still one night more than jimmy has worked this entire summer. [ laughter ] the last time i hosted the show was back in 2020. we were dealing with a global pandemic. massive political division. luckily, now everything's totally fine! [ laughter ] it's a big night here on hollywood boulevard. the espy awards are happening right across the street from us. i was thinking about it today. you know, the nice thing about an award show where every athlete is that no one's going to walk up there and try to slap them. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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speaking of awards, i am also going to honor some very deserving and talented individuals tonight. acting is one of those jobs that seems very, very glamorous. sometimes it is. but in reality, it can also be very tough. when i first started out, i had to supplement my income by being a substitute teacher, a yoga instructor, a hostess at a restaurant. so it meant a lot to me the first time that i qualified for that sweet screen actors guild health insurance. [ laughter ] yes, really. now i'm a proud member of the screen actors guild, or s.a.g. as we say in the biz. but in order to get s. ax g. health care, you have to make a certain amount of money each year, which is not always easy to do. so we invited a few fellow real actors to the show tonight who are very close to qualifying for coverage. and they will get there if they deliver just one more line of dialogue on tv.
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for instance -- this is madeline macusky, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] madeline is an actor here in l.a. she is $40.87 away from getting insurance. [ laughter ] if she utters a single word on the show tonight, she's going to qualify. madeline, is there anything you want to say? >> hm, let's see. how about -- i just got health coverage. >> kerry: yes! [ cheers and applause ] yes! give that girl health insurance! i believe you. that was brilliant, that was brilliant. oh, hello. >> letter for kerry washington? >> kerry: i mean, give it up. [ cheers and applause ] was that incredible? that was incredible. because guess what, he is not really a mailman, okay? this is daniel william jordan. he's an actor who was $487.17 away from qualifying.
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was, because now he has health care! [ cheers and applause ] daniel, daniel, tell us, what are you going to do with your new health care coverage? >> i'm going to get my weird mole checked out. [ laughter ] >> kerry: okay, that was really gross. bye! [ laughter and applause ] we're super proud of you, daniel, we're very proud of you. i'm so happy to be here tonight with all of you in a studio that has central air conditioning. there are heat warnings and advisories all across the country right now. you guys remember my show "little fires everywhere"? [ cheers and applause ] thank you. honestly, that's basically the weather forecast every day right now. high temperatures put the elderly at risk. so if you are going to leave your grandpa in the car, please remember to crack the window. [ laughter ] in london it was 40.3 degrees celsius yesterday. do you know what that is in fahrenheit? me neither. [ laughter ]
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okay. do you know, guillermo? >> guillermo: i have no [ bleep ] idea. [ laughter ] >> kerry: language! guillermo, language! gosh. we've got some rare encouraging good news out of washington. yesterday the house voted to protect same-sex marriage and interracial marriage, which is great. [ cheers and applause ] really great. it's also, it's also a little bit scary that they even have to do this in the first place. are we going to have to redo all of our laws now? because if that's the case, i'd love to lock down the whole women have the right to vote thing, okay? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, honestly -- how messed up is it that republicans believe that marriage is a decision made between a woman and a man, but a woman's abortion is a decision made between 60 dudes on capitol hill. [ cheers and applause ] so now the bill moves to the senate, where it's unclear how lawmakers will vote.
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it's also unclear if the earth will exist a year from now. i'm curious, google it. actually, don't google it. apparently that's not the cool way to look stuff up anymore. according to a senior vice president at google, about 40% of young people prefer using tiktok and instagram when they're searching for information. [ laughter ] in fact, the most common tiktok google search is "what the [ bleep ] is google?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is kind of alarming, this is very alarming. no one should have to watch a twerking 14-year-old to learn where to find a vaccine for monk monkeypox. [ laughter ] the point is don't go to tiktok to learn things, go there to follow me. [ cheers and applause ] this is the time of year when parents appreciate teachers the most, right? our kids have been home for two months. sometimes not listening to a single thing we say. so i'd like to give a special shout-out to this former teacher from north carolina who clearly has not lost her passion for
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discipline. >> get down from there! get down, get down from there right now, go, go, go, go! you get down from my porch right now! go, go! what do you think you're doing on my porch? you get down. go! go! how dare you. [ laughter ] >> kerry: i love her! o my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] that bear has genuine shame. i feel like the bear's running off to his therapist. can you believe that, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, kerry, i can't believe it. [ laughter ] >> kerry: ladies and gentlemen, her performance was so solid, you may not have realized that that was not guillermo. [ laughter ] that was actor carolina hojos, who now has, you guessed it, health care! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] masterful, masterful work, thank you. okay. now for something else truly
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special, one of my favorite artists around is the force of nature known as lizzo. she has a brand-new album out called "special" which is fantastic. i have been singing "about damn time" in my sleep. to celebrate the release of "special," "jimmy kimmel live" teamed up with lizzo to surprise some of her fans. these people all thought they were coming in to hear the album and have their reactions recorded for a fake website that we made up. what they didn't know was that lizzo herself was actually watching them from the next room in this new edition of "undercove sing." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ it's about damn time ♪ >> it's so nice. >> i'm going to ask you a few questions before we get started. your name? >> jason. >> where are you from? >> jacksonville, florida. >> jacksonville. what do you do for a living? >> right now i'm in real estate,
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cool. i'm a comedian professionally. >> awesome. these are your headphones. we're going to start playing some music for you. >> okay. ♪ ♪ ♪ okay all right it's about damn time ♪ ♪ in a minute i'ma need a real estate comedian from jacksonville -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa! ♪ getting pranked by lizzo on "kimmel live" ♪ >> whoa! >> i feel like i'm on maury. rrwahh! >> oh my god, lizzo! take this off. oh my god! oh my god! >> okay, this is your chance. tell a joke right now, here on jimmy kimmel. >> oh my god, i don't have any jokes right now, lizzo just sucked all the jokes out of my body. >> hold on now, pause! ♪ ♪ hey johnny hey johnny ♪
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♪ stop the music cause i gotta pe egot that pee nots ♪ >> hey. oh! i thought this was the bathroom. >> shut up! no, no! >> is it the bathroom? >> no, no, no, no, no. no. you are not real. >> i am. >> lizzo! >> pinch me. >> aahhh! >> aahhh! ♪ ♪ on the other hand i know my worth and now he calling me why i feel like this ♪ ♪ what happened to me oh oh oh ♪ ♪ hey micah are you ready ♪ ♪ cause i'm somewhere in this room ♪ ♪ in this room ♪
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♪ look around ya yes you might see ♪ ♪ michael turn around ♪ [ laughter ] >> oh my gosh! are you kidding me? >> you said you listened to the new album? >> yeah. >> and your thoughts? >> it's the party album of the summer. it's going to be crazy. >> yeah. okay. so we're just going to listen to the album. >> sure. >> get your thoughts afterwards. ♪ i'll let you know hey there in the pinstripe vest ♪ ♪ did that piercing hurt on your face ♪ ♪ let me guess your zodiac sign ♪ >> virgo! thought that you was
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taurus i really thought you was a taurus you're a virgo ♪ -- i'm a virgo, september. ♪ ha! >> bitch! >> what? yo, take that off. virgo, come on. >> come on! >> it's nice to meet you. ♪ ♪ hey you sitting right over there ♪ ♪ you're special i really like your big curly hair ♪ ♪ you're special ♪ ♪ and i hope you're hungry today ♪ ♪ you're special ♪ ♪ i'm gonna tell you the specials we have for lunch ♪ we got a vegan blt, a side
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salad, curly french fries, you want a drink? >> sure. >> here you go. >> aahh! oh my god! oh my -- aahh! >> you are so special, okay? you have an amazing day. bye! >> oh my god! >> we forgot your drink. and also tickets to my show at the forum. >> oh! >> i'll see you there, okay? i love you! bye! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ it's about damn time ♪ >> kerry: i love you, lizzo! thank you so much for that. you can catch her on tour starting september 23rd. we have a great show for you tonight. we've got music from wiz khalifa, and we'll be back with the one and only dwayne johnson,
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whoo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kerry: hi, welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm not jimmy kimmel, i'm kerry washington. thanks, cleto. thank you so much. aren't they incredible? [ cheers and applause ] they're amazing. i feel like i know you because when jimmy was on my youtube series, he talked a lot about the pranks you guys did when you were kids, like shooting down kites from the sky? >> cleto: well -- we had a lot of fun. [ laughter ] >> kerry: oh, childhood in vegas, okay. you can watch that interview with jimmy and get all the "t"
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on my youtube channel. i've got a great podcast coming out next week, "the prophecy," a fictional series thats and the question, what if the stories you've heard from the bible weren't from the past but were actually happening right now? it's crazy. and it stars me and lawrence fishburne, david oyelowo, asa butterfield, steven pass equal, it's an incredible past. check that out on audible july 28th. [ cheers and applause ] yes! tonight, tonight we have a very talented performer. his album "multiverse" is out july 29th. bwiz khalifa on the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] yes! and tomorrow, "jimmy kimmel live" has another great show in store. but i wonder if there's somebody who could tell us about that in perfect farsi? hm. >> i can. >> oh, hi, nicole.
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nicole kayra is another actor who needs just one more gig to get health care for the year. take it away, nicole in farsi. [ speaking foreign language ] guest host rupaul. [ speaking foreign language ] >> kerry: yes! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] whoo! pretend i have confetti, whoo! [ speaking foreign language ] that's "thank you" in farsi. nicole kayra, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] our guest tonight is one of the biggest movie stars in the world, i mean that literally, he's a gigantic human being. [ laughter ] now he gives voice to superman's dog in "dc league of superpets." it opens in theaters july 29th. please say hello to dwayne johnson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> kerry: hi! >> hey. >> kerry: thank you for being here. >> thank you, good to see you. >> kerry: so i was doing all my research -- >> thank you to you guys too. >> kerry: yes. [ cheers and applause ] great to be seen. so we have a lot in common. we have an older daughter and two littler ones, little people. >> yes. >> kerry: we both like to work out. >> yes. >> kerry: we both like cheat days. >> yes. >> kerry: although i like them more than you do, i have more cheat days than you do. >> we both get high. >> kerry: oh, wow. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> my kind of crowd. >> kerry: hey, hey. your oldest daughter is now a wrestler? >> she is. >> kerry: she's making history. >> yes, so yeah -- thank you,
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guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: this is amazing. >> very proud of her. simone johnson, my oldest daughter, the daughter i have with dani, she made her debut in wwe. their smaller federation, nxt. she did so good. she went out on the microphone. you've got to be poised when you go out there. >> kerry: gosh. >> she has a cool wrestling name. >> kerry: what is it? >> it's ava reign. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: wow. >> yes. >> kerry: how did somebody come up with a wrestling game are name? do you pick it yourself? does somebody bless you with your wrestling name? >> it comes from all different areas. usually -- it's probably a mix. what she wanted to do, what she wanted to be called, ultimately what the powers that be want her to be called too, as well. >> kerry: wow. >> so yeah, it's really cool. >> kerry: so proud. she's the fourth generation of wrestlers? >> she is. she's the first fourth generation of pro wrestlers in wwe -- i always say that, ava
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reign can mean a lot of things, to me in my mind, it means she's going to lay the smackdown on candy ass. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: so good. >> yes. >> kerry: so -- okay. i like to wrestle with my kids. >> yeah? >> kerry: and i need help picking a wrestling name. how should i do it? do i go to the council of four generations? >> you do, yes. now that i am here, me, you, the universe and the world watching, this amazing crowd -- [ cheers and applause ] i think for one kerry was washington, with the grit and the mahna that you have, the toughness that you have -- >> kerry: oh. >> sweetcakes. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: sweetcakes! great. i love it, i love it. >> or scary kerry works too. >> kerry: what do we think? [ cheers ] i'll do them both. do your younger girls have interest in wrestling?
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>> they -- they love seeing me because it's almost like just a different lifetime ago. >> kerry: another era for them. >> yeah, for them. they're fascinated when they see me in matches, old matches. but they love jumping off couches. >> kerry: yes. >> i'm sure yours do too. >> kerry: yes. >> for my little daughters, i have a 6-year-old and a 4-year-old. their favorite thing is putting makeup on me. l [ laughter ] we do this game where she comes in, close your eyes, daddy! i've got to close my eyes. all i hear -- you know when you have babies you start to hear -- wait, is that foil that i hear? [ laughter ] is that something sticky? >> kerry: is that fire? was that a match? >> here it comes! it's a faceful of peanut butter. >> kerry: oh my gosh, and you let them, that's so beautiful. >> i bring it on, bring it on. >> kerry: i love that. >> you only get -- right? bring it on. >> kerry: all good, yes. i saw that you had a similar sentiment recently with kevin hart when you let him bring on the tortilla.
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[ laughter ] on your "smackdown" on tiktok. >> the tortilla challenge, which as challenge that is pretty popular out there. >> kerry: yes. >> and he -- we played the tiktok challenge. and he slapped the [ bleep ] out of me with these tortillas. [ laughter ] but again, like i do with my little girls, i do it with my little son, kevin. [ laughter ] go ahead, you can hit me, you can do whatever you want. [ applause ] >> kerry: so good. i saw an instagram that you just bought your mom a house. which is so sweet. [ cheers and applause ] but hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. this is the third house you bought her, right? >> well -- >> kerry: you're making the rest of us look bad. >> well -- i had to. >> kerry: what's happening? >> well, well -- well, years ago -- well, when i -- my goal was to always play pro football, like your husband. >> kerry: yes. >> i know football is big in your husband. that was my goal, i never made it. but that was my ticket out to buy my parents their first home. we never lived at home growing up, it was apartments and trailer parks.
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so when we were evicted off the island in honolulu, hawaii, out of our apartment, i told myself then when i was 14, i need to buy my mom a house. bought them a house. and then i bought my parents a house, their first house, when i made a little bit of money. >> kerry: little bit. in the nfl -- you turned out okay. >> i turned out all right. [ laughter ] bought them their first house, they got a divorce, bought my mom a second house after the divorce. we moved to the west coast -- >> kerry: you what to buy another house. >> yes. the other ones are sold. [ laughter ] >> kerry: you're not racking up houses? >> no, no, no. my mom is so -- she's literally my biggest fan. she is the best grammy to our daughters, all three. >> kerry: i heard that she has a room dedicated to you in every house? >> dude, she has a smackdown room. >> kerry: a smackdown room? >> she has a smackdown room. >> kerry: i love that it has an official name.
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what's in the -- do you get smacked down if you get walk into the room? >> i get smacked down every time i go in there. all the guests have to go to the smackdown room but she insists i go with her. >> kerry: oh, god. >> there's nothing more horrifying just standing there while she's like -- dewy is my nickname. "dewy is here," la la la, any poster, award, any little thing, any kind of proclamation. but that's what our parents do. >> kerry: yes. >> did your parents do anything like that? >> kerry: yeah, but they just have a jpeg file. [ laughter ] they don't have a whole room. >> not a whole room. >> kerry: maybe because i haven't bought them a house, i've bought her earrings. [ laughter ] >> it's time. >> kerry: maybe i need to buy more, yeah. so i also want to congratulate you. in addition to the espys, you have also been name d master of ceremonies for "shark week." >> i did, yes. [ applause ]
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>> kerry: what an honor. how did you get this job? >> okay. so -- so discovery called and they were interested in me hosting "shark week." and it was all part of the promotion for "superpets." >> kerry: ah. >> warner brothers, discovery. and i kept saying no because i couldn't figure out what the reason -- i didn't want to do it -- >> kerry: you didn't want to intimidate the sharks, i know. >> didn't want to intimidate the sharks for one. [ laughter ] what if we went to hawaii? and sharks are honored and revered -- i'm half black and half samoan. on my polynesian side, they're respected and honored. we call them amakua, which is our gods. what if we connected culture to "shark week"? they said yes, i said yes. we brought everybody to hawaii, it was beautiful. >> kerry: i love that. wow, that's beautiful. >> thank you. >> kerry: that's really beautiful. thank you, that's incredible. have you ever had a shark encounter? >> i did. i had an encounter one time. i was swimming off the coast in australia. and i had a run-in with a great white.
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yeah, it was crazy. >> kerry: what did you do? >> well, they say either stay still or if they start to attack, you should -- you hear that crazy story about punching sharks? >> kerry: yeah. >> in the nose or wherever you can, in the eye. that's what i started to do. that was the only thing i knew how to do was just -- you know, just try and punch. [ laughter ] that's what you do. >> kerry: i don't -- i'm -- >> you do everything you can to get away when you feel like they're going to -- >> kerry: it's incredible. >> attack you, yes. the second part is i woke up from that dream. [ laughter ] and i was like, oh, wait a second -- oh. [ applause ] >> kerry: we'll have more with dwayne johnson after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ if you don't repaint every now and then, it's like the old you is still hanging around. younger zoe: i'm listening to music. younger zoe: you are a libra and he is a pisces, that is like a cosmic dungeon. older zoe: you know what, can you? younger zoe: cosmically, no. that's why i only date musicians.
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seen this ad? it's not paid for by california tribes. it's paid for by the out of state gambling corporations that wrote prop 27. it doesn't tell you 90% of the profits go to the out of state corporations. a tiny share goes to the homeless, and even less to tribes. and a big loophole says, costs to promote betting reduce money for the tribes, so they get less. hidden agendas. fine print. loople they didn't write it for the tribes or the homeless. they wrote it for themselves.
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i know these powers are new to you. when one has an abundance of power, they have a certain duty to use that power to -- [ liquid sounds ] >> you were saying something? >> i was making an inspiring hero speech. [ liquid sounds. >> how much did you have to drink? i didn't even know that was a t- thing, like a dog water fountain. >> you disgusting animal. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: welcome back. i'm here with dwayne johnson! so that was dwayne johnson and kevin hart as the voices in "dc league of superpets." people think of you as a big action hero, but in this you're
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playing a superhero's dog. >> superman's dog, right. that's a conceit of "superpets." it's the idea of your favorite superheroes from the justice league and their pets. and the superpowers that they are given. and them trying to control and understand their superpowers, at the same time having to save the day. which is really cool. so superman's dog, batman's dog, wonder woman's pig, flash's squirrel. [ laughter ] >> kerry: so fun. >> green lantern's squirrel, flash's turtle. [ laughter ] >> kerry: yes. that's a good matching, flash and the turtle. so this is your fifth film with kevin hart? >> yes. >> kerry: are you obsessed with kevin? you love kevin? [ laughter ] you want to be besties with kevin? >> let's talk. >> kerry: i want to know, i want to know what the deal is. >> this will be my last. >> kerry: breaking news. >> this is it. no, i love kevin. from our very first movie, we've got great chemistry and a bond. >> kerry: you do.
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>> there's a lot of trust with kevin and i. just -- yeah, i love that guy. >> kerry: but who gets more attention when you're out in public together? [ laughter ] >> yeah. well. >> kerry: he's honest. >> i am very honest for sure. it would be kevin. because -- >> kerry: really? >> because he's so loud and obnoxious. [ laughter ] every room he comes into -- oh, yes. [ applause ] you know how it is. you know kevin. >> kerry: i do, i do. >> you know. hey, hey, i'm here, hey, guys, look at me! [ laughter and applause ] >> kerry: i hear that you just adopted a dog? >> we did. >> kerry: did your family just do that? that's so sweet, look at that. >> okay, so -- >> kerry: tell me about this. >> this local place called "wag more," which i highly recommend you go to. little turbo here -- >> kerry: aww. >> i'm at work, in my office. i get the facetime call from my wife, lauren. got to pick it up. i pick it up, it's little jazzy, she's 6. she's so happy. first thing out of her mouth by the way.this is unexpected, - this is not planned.
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she goes, daddy, can we keep him? [ laughter ] >> kerry: you're like, keep who? >> i went, oh god. i look. she's showing me, of course, little turbo. and then lauren set it up nicely. "daddy's got to meet turbo." i went to go meet turbo. beautiful little dog, beautiful little puppy. and he -- so this is how amazing i think the universe and god works. >> kerry: amen. >> in amazing ways. he was going to get euthanized. >> kerry: oh. >> and so my wife took my daughters to this arts and crafts place. they left the arts and crafts place. true story. they smelled what they thought was doughnuts. and this was over the weekend. so my little daughters were like, let's follow our noses! they started walking down a sidewalk to where they thought it was, strip mall. no doughnut place no sweets, nothing. they're like, wow, this is really weird. they look, and there is this adoption agency, wag more, in front of them.
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they walk in. lauren says, well, we're here, do you have any puppies? they bring out turbo. i go meet turbo a few hours later. i'm speaking to the woman. all wonderful staff. they were telling us not only was he going to get euth noised -- not there, but at another place, and they rescued him. a family came the day before to get turbo, fell in love, we'll take him. went to get the papers, came out, the family left. what happened? so he was just left alone again. >> kerry: he was meant to be yours. >> he was meant to be, so we have turbo now. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: oh my gosh, i love that, that's so sweet. >> yes. >> kerry: we've seen you in so many films play this incredible action hero. but you are going to play a superhero, a real superhero, for the first time. can you tell us about that? >> i'd love to. he is the anti-hero known as black adam. >> kerry: black adam! [ cheers and applause ] black adam, look at that. oh!
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>> i am so excited about that. and there are a lot of excited people for this movie. >> kerry: yes. >> the dc universe. >> kerry: he's a bit of an anti-hero? >> he is, he's an anti-hero. what i always like about black adam, for those who don't know, he was blessed with the powers of superman across the board. the difference is superman's biggest weakness is magic. it's one of his greatest strengths. and with superheroes and superman, there's a code of honor, an ethics, as you know if you follow that. they won't kill the bad guys. black adam? >> kerry: he don't care? >> cancel christmas. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: cancel christmas, i love that. and i'm assuming that kevin hart will be in this one too? >> yes. there's a running joke. i'm black adam in the movie and i'm bringing kevin on as honky pete. [ laughter and applause ] >> kerry: oh my god, i love that. is there anything, any sneak
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peek, any tidbit, secret about the film that you could share with us? >> let's see. i can tell you that we are working on something that -- we're working on something i think that the world will really respond to. >> kerry: oh my god. >> i know. >> kerry: it's too much. too good. i've put you in a bad position, i've been in that position. i'm so excited about this. >> thank you. >> kerry: more with dwayne when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ all sing along to 'break my stride' ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kerry: whoo! welcome back, welcome back. i'm here with dwayne johnson! can you believe it? [ cheers and applause ] so earlier tonight, you and your business partner, dany garcia, were at the espys. >> yes. >> kerry: you are both co-owners of the xfl. >> yes. >> kerry: you've partnered with the nfl league -- that means means a lot so me and my family. >> of course. >> kerry: tell me a little bit about what you've got cooking with the xfl and the nfl. >> xfl is our spring league which we acquired a few years ago. we wanted to take our time, do it right. we started a collaboration with the nfl. the nfl alumni academy is great, by the way. basically it goes like this. the nfl has an alumni academy that if you don't roster throughout the nfl season, you automatically get a contract to
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go to the xfl. >> kerry: wow. >> yeah. so those players who didn't roster in the nfl will come to us, xfl. we'll have a full spring season with a championship game at the end. the nfl coaches will be able to evaluate, watch game play. then if they're ready, they'll go on to the nfl in the fall. so yeah, it was very, very special. [ cheers and applause ] very cool, very cool. >> kerry: it must mean so much to you as somebody who was in that same exact position. >> it does. i -- my goal and my dream was to play pro football. i went to university of miami, played with some great players, great teams. thank you very much. but my goal was to make it in the nfl. and i like to say that there are 53 men on an nfl roster, as you know. i was always number 54. i was that guy that the coaches said, "d.j., you're good but you're not good enough." unfortunately, this is where the dream ends. so that, being told you're not
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good enough, for something i've worked so hard for. like your husband, right? for years, decades. a decade. and being told, you're not going enough, this is where it independents. the chip that put on my shoulder and the fire and the drive has led me to here today. so i like to tell people who, when they ask about the xfl, what the culture of the xfl is, they're all number 54. they're all that player who said, you're good but you're not good enough. and the player's response is one of two things happens. either, okay, i'll move on. or, actually you're wrong, watch me. >> kerry: so dany, you guys were at the espys. she's made history as the first woman to own a league. not a team, a league. >> a league, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> kerry: that's phenomenal. >> yes. so dany, i've known dany since i was 18, met at university of miami, she was an amazing athlete at miami. we have

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