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dan: i am dan ashley. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest hst anthony anderson! elizabeth banks, bachelorettes and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: i see you. [ cheers and applause ] all right! thank you. thank you. keep it going! [ cheers and applause ]
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all right. thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] now, jimmy is on vacation for yet another summer, and somehow once again that's my problem? [ laughter ] here's what i don't get. i did a show at abc for almost a decade and nobody paid me to sit my ass down for three months of the year. i had to pay rent by shooting 800 t-mobile and smirnoff commercials. with my mama. [ cheers and applause ] she's here! she's here. ladies and gentlemen in the audience and ladies and gentlemen at home, tonight is my mama's birthday. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday, mama. >> thank you. >> anthony: i love you, baby. >> i love you more. >> anthony: all right.
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it's also a big night here on abc. "the bachelorette" is back. [ cheers and applause ] and this season, the show features two bachelorettes looking for love. i've got some questions about that. like what happens if they fall in love with the same guy? do all three of them pile into the fantasy suite and hump it out until somebody wins? [ laughter ] we're going to find out later because the bachelorettes gabby and rachel are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] i was looking over the guys that are competing this season and it's quite a group. you've got justin y. as in "y" do you need to wear more than one necklace? [ laughter ] justin is on the show with his twin brother, joey. and that's just what the show
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needed, more white guys who look exactly alike. [ laughter ] now, this right here. termayne. he works in crypto, which means his ass is dead broke. [ laughter ] and then there's james, who is described as a "meatball enthusiast" from illinois. that might be the saddest sentence i've ever said. [ laughter ] but this is the guy that really caught my attention. chris. who claims to be a "mentality coach." what the hell is a mentality coach? the first thing any good mentality coach should tell you is to not go on "the bachelorette" and catch herpes in a hot tub. [ applause ] here's what they said about
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chris on the abc website. "chris loves mangos." [ laughter ] imagine if someone asked, "hey, what's the most interesting thing about you?" and your answer was, "i love mangos." [ laughter ] well, if i were the bachelorette i'd tell chris, "man, go the [ bleep ] home." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, are you following the twitter feud with elon musk? >> guillermo: what a drama, right? >> anthony: yeah. [ laughter ] elon musk is trying to pull out of his deal to buy twitter. which, based on the number of kids he's had, might be the first time elon's ever pulled out of anything. [ laughter ] [ applause ] now, on friday musk terminated his agreement to buy twitter and said, "twitter is in material breach of multiple provisions of that agreement and is likely to
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suffer a company material adverse effect." that's business speak for "yeah, we went out a few times, but she crazy." [ laughter ] but, i do kind of get why elon musk wants to leave twitter. i want to leave twitter every time i see a dumbass tweet like this -- "anthony anderson's been skinny for a while but i still picture him fat." [ laughter ] [ applause ] and that's how i found out my mama had a burner account. [ laughter ] mama, did you hear about the squirrels are getting freaky? in england? >> no. >> anthony: oh, okay. [ laughter ] well, mama, in england they've got so many gray squirrels running around they're thinking about putting them on birth control. for real. you know things are messed up when squirrels in london have more rights than women in texas. [ cheers and applause ]
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now, under the new rules squirrels in britain would still be able to eat a nut, they just wouldn't be allowed to bust a nut. >> bust a nut. [ laughter ] >> anthony: mama, i'm hosting tonight. let me get the jokes out. [ laughter ] and they say if the contraceptives don't stop the squirrels from getting it on, the scientists will have to resort to dressing them up like jimmy going to costco on a saturday. [ laughter ] and one more thing, we're almost halfway through the major league baseball season, and the best record in the national league belongs to who? my los angeles dodgers right? guillermo, i know you're a dodger fan too. >> guillermo: i love the dodgers, yes! >> anthony: all right.
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guillermo loves the dodgers, yes! [ laughter ] he loves the dodgers so much that he recently took a trip to the stadium to try out for the team as a ball boy. ♪ >> guillermo: hi, sir. >> hey, guillermo, how are you doing? >> guillermo: i'm doing great. what about you? >> i'm doing great. welcome to dodger stadium. >> guillermo: thank you very much. i'm so happy, excited. i want be to part of the team. >> that's a big job. guillermo, tell me about your work ethic. >> guillermo: what is that? [ laughter ] >> that's not a good sign. work ethic. let's talk about your exercise. how good a shape are you in? >> guillermo: i'm in the best shape of my life right now. >> this is the best shape of your life? >> guillermo: yeah. 5'5", 225. >> that's being pretty generous. [ laughter ] right now we're going to send you off to a tryout. and let's see what you've got. >> guillermo: all right. >> good morning, everybody. we're going to see if we can get you guys on the ball crew. today we're going to start with fielding and throwing and catch, a little bit of catch. >> guillermo: are we going to talk or are we going to practice baseball? >> we're going to practice
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>> guier: eyoingo be sad when i take their jobs? >> let's see. >> guilermo: all right. oh, sheesh. >> is that the biggest glove that you own? >> guillermo: hold on. i'll go get another glove. this one is mine.o ater >> guillermo: yeah. you know why i know it's mine? baseball juice. you don't like baseball juice? >> i like water. >> guillermo: me too. >> can you throw the ball like he's throwing the ball? >> guillermo: yeah, watch. >> okay. >> here we go. >> guillermo: oh, man. no, hit it to the bucket! >> now get up. [ air horn ] >> guillermo: hey, man, you've got to be ready for everything. i got it. whatever. me and the bucket got this. i almost got it. >> yeah, use the glove. >> guillermo: hit the bucket. >> use the glove. >> guillermo: all right, i'll use the glove.
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[ applause ] i got it. >> the ball, if it's fair and it starts to go into the foul area, you have to move. you've got to take everything, your bod yr glov or the railg.er: show it to me. >> jump over. >> guillermo: oh, listen, mexicans are famous for that. we jump over the fence. [ laughter ] here. ready? ♪ >> guillermo: 84. wow. that's too fast. >> all right. let's see what you've got. >> 34. 28. 19. >> going the wrong way. >> guillermo: is that thing working or not? >> yeah, i think so. >> all right, guillermo, we're going to bring in another expert to kind of evaluate you a little further. sound good? >> guillermo: sounds great.
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perfect. >> justin. >> guillermo: where's he at? oh, justin. >> how are you doing? >> guillermo: i'm happy. i think i'm doing real good. right? >> you're doing great. >> guillermo: i'm going to throw you a ball and i want you to evaluate my throw. okay? >> evaluate your throw. >> guillermo: all right. ready? how am i doing right now? >> he gave you a zero for catching. >> guillermo: you gave me a zero? >> yeah. plus plus. >> guillermo, how fast do you throw? >> guillermo: it was 25. what was it? >> 34 was your highest. >> oh, my god, you wouldn't even get a ticket in a school zone, bro. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: justin, who's your favorite player to take a shower with? >> to take a shower with? evan rios. >> guillermo: why? >> i can't tell you. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: hey, coach. what do you think? how i did? >> guillermo, you're one of the most unathletic people i've ever seen, and you're possibly
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intoxicated right now. and you have absolutely no business being on a major league baseball field. but congratulations, welcome to the ball crew! >> guillermo: yeah! ball crew! [ applause ] >> three balls, two strikes. bottom half of the fourth. justin turner 0 for 1 this afternoon. here's the full count pitch. ground ball down the left -- oh! will he ever get up? [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: nice work, guillermo. but that's not the end of the story. we've got a surprise for you. over the weekend, we received this message from dodgers manager dave roberts. >> hey, guillermo. i have some good news and some bad news. the bad news is you've been let go from the ball crew for sleeping on the job. but the good news is we've recruited you to play in the celebrity softball game during the all-star weekend. it's this saturday. >> guillermo: what?
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>> july 16th. that means you only have a couple days to get into shape. good luck. you're going to need it. >> guillermo: what? awesome, yeah! yeah! >> anthony: all right, guillermo. do you accept? >> guillermo: yes, of course i accept! yes! >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] make us proud, amigo. you can check out the celebrity softball game on monday, july 18th on mlb network, and be sure to catch the all-star game on tuesday, july 19th, on fox. thanks to dave roberts and justin turner. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a good show for you tonight. the new bachelorettes, gabby and rachel, are here. [ cheers and applause ] with music from caamp. and we'll be right back with elizabeth banks. [ cheers and applause ]
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[ laughter ] watch season four of "press your luck" thursdays at 8:00 here on abc. please welcome elizabeth banks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> whoo! thank you. hi! >> anthony: how are you? >> look at you. >> anthony: no, look at you. >> this desk looks good on you. >> anthony: thank you. right? so does that skirt and that -- that top. >> thank you. they're culottes. so i can sit like this. [ laughter ] >> anthony: it is hard to believe we've never met before. >> we've never met. >> anthony: after all these years. >> i can't believe it either. where have you been hiding? >> anthony: i've been hiding in plain sight. i've been hiding in plain sight. now, the fourth just passed. how was your fourth? how did you spend it? >> i have a home in the mountains in utah, and i actually hosted a big family reunion.
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we had 56 people, which is like small by our standards in my family. >> anthony: okay. >> 14 in the house, 56 for the party. and we floated the river and we had a big dance party and we went hiking to a waterfall and did, you know, utah stuff. >> anthony: i'm just curious. what type of entertainment do white people do in the hills of utah? [ laughter ] i mean, you say you floated down the river. is there like cornhole? >> there is cornhole. >> anthony: i'm just curious. >> have you met my family? of course, there's definitely cornhole. i was introduced to a game i fell in love with called can jam. >> anthony: can jam? >> yeah, can jam. do y'all know this game? >> anthony: hold on. you do? yes! [ laughter ] >> anthony: okay. about 18 white people said yeah, we do it all the time. [ laughter ] >> you know what it is? it's like if ultimate frisbee met like really lazy people. that's what can jam is.
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it's a frisbee that you're trying to throw into a hole because we're always trying to put something in holes, let's be honest. >> anthony: yes, we are. [ laughter ] >> but you play with a partner. and your partner has to -- if you get it in the hole, automatic win. that's how hard it is to get the frisbee in the hole. >> anthony: okay. >> but there's also a top that's open and you can hit the frisbee into the top. and this became a big deal in our family. can jam. >> anthony: how many holes are there? >> technically two holes. the top hole and more like a slit -- >> anthony: okay. she said slit, america. [ laughter ] >> it just got real good, didn't it? this game's sounding better and better. >> anthony: now, it sounds like you're a competitive person. are you? >> yes. i am a competitive person. yes. there was a cribbage tournament as well at this thing. are you a competitive person? >> anthony: i am. >> what does that mean to you? >> anthony: it just means i have to win at all costs. [ laughter ] >> i'm from a family of that,
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basically. >> anthony: speaking of family, who is the craziest in your family? >> oh, wow. it's a long list to choose from. >> anthony: okay. >> and i feel like i'll get in trouble if i name any one person because then they'll become like famous in the family because their name will be on national tv. i'm also a little confused. are we talking like who wears a funny hat crazy or who like drives over someone with the car crazy? [ laughter ] i've got all the levels. >> anthony: somewhere in between. because i will tell you this right now. the craziest person in my family is sitting in the front row in the audience right now. right there in the red. my mama. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, mom. >> anthony: that is the craziest person in my family right there. >> is she drive the car over people crazy or just silly hat crazy? >> she's all of it. she's stab you in the face crazy. drive the car. speaking of driving the car crazy, this is what my mother used to do. my mother would drive us home,
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and when we'd get to our house she would tell us to get out of the car. but the car would still be moving at about 10, 15 miles an hour. and we had to jump out of the car. mama, why is it that you never wanted to stop the car? >> i was in a hurry to get to bingo. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> anthony: true story. >> and she's got an answer. >> anthony: we would be coming home from school and we'd drive down the street and we'd see a house coming, and we'd get ready. who's going to go first? and my mother would unlock the doors and we'd have to jump out of a moving car. >> wow. >> anthony: so that's the type crazy that lady is right there. >> i remember we had that car where you -- in the very back row you faced backwards, which i think is illegal now. >> anthony: yes. very much so. >> so it was like a three-row seat but the back row faced backwards. and i remember driving -- i'd be on a road trip with my family and driving away from the mcdonald's at the side of the road and my sister just running out and being like, what? and i was in the back like, sorry. [ laughter ] driving away.
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on like a highway where we had to go to another exit like miles away and come back around and pick my poor sister up. >> anthony: i understand how that is. >> yeah. >> anthony: now, later on in the show we have two bachelorettes. >> double the pleasure. >> anthony: double the pleasure, double the fun. how long have you been married now? >> ooh. i've been married 19 years this past weekend. >> anthony: 19 years. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. just celebrated it, yeah. >> anthony: and what do you get your spouse or someone after 19 years of matrimony? >> rock collection? [ laughter ] pet rock? i don't know. we are not great at giving each other -- we give each other experiences. like i gave him the experience of having to hang out with 56 members of my family. [ laughter ] over the fourth of july. and he gave me the gift of being a really good sport about it. >> anthony: all right. now, you guys have been married for 19 years. >> yes. married 19.
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together almost 30 years. >> anthony: almost 30 years. which means -- i shouldn't say which means. but i did some background research. this is the -- you only had one boyfriend prior to him. >> that's right. >> anthony: in high school. >> yes. and i see what you have here. that's my high school yearbook. >> anthony: your high school yearbook. right? all right. hold on. we have it earmarked right here. and where are we going to go? >> oh, my god, look at all my friends. that's us. and we were actually -- we were named -- that's brian. that's my high school boyfriend brian. hi, brian. [ laughter ] sorry. sorry, brian's new wife. >> anthony: so you guys still keep in contact? >> i mean, we're from the same town. we grew up in a small town. we're not like daily in contact but like -- >> anthony: you know where he is. you know he has a new wife and all that. >> of course. yes. his kids. everything. >> anthony: what's going on with his outfit?
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>> his outfit? what am i wearing? >> anthony: and your hair. and the way -- you're sticking your tongue out, what's going on with that? >> first of all, my hair is fly a.f. okay? [ laughter and applause ] that was it. that was it in the day. come on. '92 hair, how dare you, anthony? [ laughter ] >> anthony: all right. more with elizabeth banks after this. [ cheers and applause ] there's a different way to treat hiv. it's every-other-month, injectable cabenuva. for adults who are undetectable, cabenuva is the only complete hiv treatment you can get every other month. cabenuva helps keep me undetectable. it's two injections, given by a healthcare provider every other month. it's one less thing to think about while traveling. hiv pills aren't on my mind. a quick change in my plans is no big deal. don't receive cabenuva if you're allergic to its ingredients or taking certain medicines, which may interact with cabenuva. serious side effects include allergic reactions, post-injection reactions, liver problems, and depression.
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>> anthony: all right. welcome back. i'm here with elizabeth banks. now, before we went to
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commercial i asked why did she break up with her high school boyfriend, and your reply was? >> because i started shtupping my now husband. [ laughter ] >> anthony: that is not what you said. but it is broadcast television. let's talk about "pres luck." >> yes! >> anthony: fourth season premiered last week. [ applause ] >> you host a game show. >> anthony: i host a game show with my lovely mother, "to tell the truth" on abc. [ cheers and applause ] and i don't know if anybody knows this, but to tell your truth was nominated for an emmy this year for -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. so good luck to you, mama. >> thank you. >> anthony: good luck, baby. your show is rebooted from the '80s. our show is a reboot from the '60s. have you always wanted to host a game show? because i'm not going to lie, i did. >> oh, i love game shows. and i grew up specifically on "press your luck." when it came up, they were like have you ever heard of this game show?
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i was like, what? they're bringing that back? and i love it. i had no idea really what to expect when i showed up. and like the end of the first episode i was wiping tears off of a woman's face with my thumbs and thought, this is the best job in hollywood. [ laughter ] you know. you are just changing people's lives. they come in, you know -- i mean, we have an incredible department that figures out who's going to be on our -- who are going to be the contestants on our show. but my goodness. they are just the best people, and you're giving them money, and it's so fun. and they're winning -- it's such a great experience. and even iusgoome alonn awesom all hony: besides giving away pa? w "ess yo luck" h peonized prizes. and our prize department rocks. i mean, they are amazing. they interview our contestants. they find out what's meaningful
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to them. and they'll do anything from, for instance, you know -- there's a woman whose mom had m.s. and she really needed a wheelchair-accessible van for her upcoming wedding so that she could get her mom around and not worry about it. and he with get that van. somebody wanted to be married by hulk hogan. and they reached out to hulk hogan, who by the way said yeah, i'll marry somebody. >> anthony: really? >> because he's a real stand-up guy, as it turns out. that's the kind of thing we do. we get -- people want to go see cher and it's like we're going to send you to cher in vegas, five shows, new wardrobe. like the whole shebang. and that's what i love about the show. >> anthony: okay. i grew up watching wwf. i'm a huge hulk hogan fan. >> who isn't? >> anthony: did hulk hogan actually marry the dude on the show? >> no. because that guy didn't win his prize. >> anthony: no! >> but you better tune in to "press your luck" and see who else we get to come on and marry people.
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because people have some -- like people love some really interesting celebrities. >> anthony: yeah. >> and people are willing to do it. it's really great. >> anthony: you have an important movie coming out later this year.o, yeany: callan" >> i wh was not as rtant as it' but it's the story of the jane collective, which is a group of women in chicago in the years leading up to 1973 when roe v. wade was passed that performed 11,000 abortions for women in chicago. before -- when it was illegal, before roe came to pass. and i can't believe that we're 50 years later back to that moment again where these women and this kind of collective energy is necessary to give people the health care that they need. the story is really about a woman whose life depends on an abortion, but how once you sort of make an exception for that woman really all these -- any woman who's in that situation i
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think believes that her life depends on it. >> anthony: who are your co-stars in this film? >> sigourney weaver, kate mara, chris messina. it's an incredible film. it comes out at the end of october. i'm really excited. >> anthony: end of october. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: all right, thanks to elizabeth. "press your luck" airs thursdays at 8:00 p.m. on abc. we'll be back with the bachelorettes gabby and rachel. [ cheers and applause ] with relapsing forms of ms, there's a lot to deal with. not just unpredictable relapses, all these other things, too. kesimpta is an at-home treatment that may help you put these rms challenges in their place. kesimpta was proven superior at reducing the rate of relapses versus aubagio. and, when it's ready, it takes less than one minute a month to inject kesimpta. don't take kesimpta if you have hepatitis b, and tell your doctor if you have had it, as it could come back. kesimpta can cause serious side effects, including infections.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: as i mentioned earlier, it's my mama's birthday. she's 69 years old today, and that's her favorite number. [ cheers and applause ] as well as her favorite position. >> i'm an 88 girl. >> anthony: you're an 88 girl? what is 88, mama? >> you ate then i ate. [ laughter ] >> anthony: mama actually didn't want to come here tonight because it's her birthday. but she came anyway. what would you rather be doing right now? >> playing bingo at lucky lady. >> anthony: all right, lucky lady. what's the gift you want the most for your birthday, mama? be honest. >> i think i want a little bit more cash. [ laughter ] >> anthony: okay. how much is a little bit more cash? >> is it from you? [ laughter ] >> anthony: it's from jimmy kimmel, mama. >> i want $100,000.
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>> anthony: okay. we got that. my mama's getting $100,000 from jimmy kimmel, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] but before we unveil that gift i got a little something for you, mama, and by "i," i mean a bunch of production assistants. i sent them down to party city with jimmy's credit card, and this is what they got. happy birthday, mama! everybody, let's sing happy birthday to my mom, mama doris. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday dear mama ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] make a wish and blow out the candles! we'll be right back with the new bachelorettes, gabby and rachel! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: welcome back. our next guests are both dating the same 32 men at the same time on the same show. what could possibly go wrong? their double dates continue every monday night here on abc. please welcome the bachelorettes gabby and rachel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right. first off, you won't be a bachelorette long wearing outfits like that. that's all i have to say. >> it's already over. so --
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>> anthony: all right. both of you guys were on last season of "the bachelor," right? how was that for you two? >> that's a loaded question. >> yeah. >> anthony: is it? well, unload it. let's unpack it right here. >> okay. how much time do we have? >> yeah, right. >> anthony: we have time. >> i feel like we definitely went through so much on our last season. we grew so much. so to be able to have this opportunity has just been so amazing after everything we went through. but i mean, we feel so ready for it. we're excited. >> it was a journey like it all is, and we grew empowered, and grateful to have our own moving forward. >> anthony: you made it to the final three. with clayton. and you went to the fantasy suite. >> oh, here we go. >> ooh. >> hit us. >> anthony: what goes down in the fantasy suite? >> well, isn't it to the imagination, fantasy?
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>> i feel like what a lot of people don't know is it really is your one time off camera to talk to them. and it's the first time you're really having a conversation that's not, you know, in front of a camera. so it's so important. however you choose to use it. >> anthony: i'll be honest. i don't watch the show. >> we've heard. >> anthony: but i'm just -- >> we're gathering. >> anthony: but my mother does, though. my mom watches. i'm just curious, when you're in the fantasy suite, how much time is spent in this fantasy suite? because i don't watch, i'm asking this honestly and earnestly. how much time is there? do you guys spend there? >> it's like -- it's a full night. >> anthony: oh, so it's just an overnight. it's just an overnight thing. okay. that's what i didn't get. and while in the fantasy suite, there were three of you. so there are three nights in the fantasy suite. two of the three were intimate with clayton.
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care to talk about those two? >> oh, wow. >> you want to talk about our journey? >> what about us? >> anthony: this is part of your journey. >> how much detail? >> anthony: we have 5 1/2 minutes left in this interview. we're going to get to your journey. [ laughter ] we're going to get to your journey. [ applause ] >> all right. >> anthony: okay. well, enough about that. it all worked out because here we are talking to the two of you now, and you have your own show. and you're two of the bachelorettes on this year. something that's never been done before. did you guys know that this was going to happen for you or how did you find out that the two of you were going to be bachelorettes together? >> we found out with the rest of the world. so as it was announced, that's when we both looked at each other and realized what was happening. i thought it was going to be gabby the whole time. i really did. >> yeah, we had no idea. the second we sat down together in the audience, i kind of had
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an idea they're not going to devastate one on live tv. >> she didn't tell me, though. >> but we found out with everybody else. and couldn't be happier or more grateful to have rachel by my side, honestly. >> anthony: speaking of rachel, is it easier or harder being on this side of the process? along your journey. >> totally. [ laughter ] on the journey, it's just so different. when we were on the other side -- i mean, you're sitting there and you're dating the same guy and you just have no idea what's happening. but on our side it's hard in a different way. you're, you know, juggling these relationships and having to make really hard decisions. so they're both pretty tough. i would say we have it a little easier on this side of "the bachelorette." we definitely -- a little bit more control. >> anthony: well, gabby, this is for you. speaking of dating guys on the show, they've doubled the number of bachelorettes but they didn't double the number of suitors that you have. >> that's correct.
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we'd like to take it up with -- >> anthony: shouldn't you get at least 60? that way you get 30 apiece. >> we're still waiting for 30 more. >> yeah, the other ones to show up. >> anthony: okay. i mentioned earlier that abc found you some real winners. [ laughter ] we're going to -- we're going to put up on the camera behind me chris. the mentality coach. james the meatball enthusiast. >> who doesn't love a meatball? >> anthony: and termayne the crypto guy. gabby, i want you to blink twice if you're engaged to the crypto guy. [ laughter ] so how has that experience been? i mean, it's the two of you and the same 32 men. what happens if you both fall for the same guy or like the same guy? what are you going to do?
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>> that's the big question, of course, everyone's wondering. but for her and i we came into this such good friends, and i think we always put our friendship above all. i mean, they're guys. of course, she's going to come first. but we really just spoke to each other throughout the whole thing. and i mean, naturally we would think some of the same guys are attractive. but we really do have different tastes. so it kind of just falls naturally for the most part. >> yeah, i think it was honestly easy having rachel by my side. we have such a good friendship and we don't want to keep anything from each other. if anything is not about competition at all but more about support. >> anthony: okay. that's a wonderful journey. >> are you buying it? [ laughter ] >> skeptic. >> anthony: well, you guys say "journey" so much. that i think it could be a drinking game while watching the show. >> oh, definitely. >> taking a shot every time you say "journey." >> anthony: do you get paid by the amount of times you say "journey" in this? >> yeah, so say it more. >> anthony: all right. normally jimmy's wife molly
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makes predictions on the show. she is a fan and has a very strong track record. >> oh, does she? >> anthony: she's not here. but we have my mom who's here. [ cheers and applause ] who watches the show. now, mom, have you watched the show this season yet? >> no. >> anthony: no. but my mother is here -- you say what, mama? >> one time. >> anthony: okay. but you're here to make your predictions. so mama, who do you think gabby ends up with? >> choose wisely. >> wait a minute. i got it. written down here somewhere. >> anthony: hurry up, mama. you know, we're running out of tv time. >> okay. it's the next one. >> anthony: it's the next one? >> i told you to remember. [ laughter ] my assistant ain't [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] okay. his name is ryan. >> anthony: ryan. >> 36. >> anthony: 36.
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okay. there's ryan. mama, who do you think rachel will end up with? >> rachel, i got you for alex. >> alec. >> alec. whatever. [ laughter ] >> anthony: now, mama, i'm about to throw you for a loop. who would you want to end up with? >> whoo! >> okay. i like nate. he's an electrician, and i need some lights put up. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: thank you, mother. and thank you to gabby and rachel. "the bachelorette" airs mondays at 8:00 p.m. on abc. we'll be right back with music from caamp. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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