ama: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host rob mcelhenney. tonight -- ryan reynolds, kaitlin olson, and music from tones and i. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rob: thank you. thank you, thank you. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live."

i'm your guest host, rob mcelhenney. [ cheers and applause ] unfortunately, tonight is my last night here. [ groans ] but tomorrow is my first day as a disgraced former guest host of "jimmy kimmel live." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i've had a blast. everybody here has been so supportive and i got some really great feedback. in fact, my mom called, and she was so excited. she said last night, she said, "you hosted kimmel, you're on tv!" [ laughter ] and i was like, "yeah mom. i've had my own show for 20 years." [ laughter ] and she was like "yeah, but kimmel's a real show." [ laughter ] the point is my mother has spoken and jimmy, i have no choice but to take your job. [ laughter and applause ] nah, i'm kidding. i love jimmy. we all love jimmy except for

half the country who despises him because of his political beliefs that he just won't shut the [ bleep ] up about. [ laughter ] am i right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, sir, you're right. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: you know, when i agreed to do this, i thought it would be low key. i'd tell some jokes, play some funny viral videos, but then, this happened. >> breaking news we're following, the fbi has executed a search warrant today at donald trump's mar-a-lago resort down in palm beach, florida. [ laughter ] >> rob: well, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] of all nights to guest host a late night talk show. i'm like a substitute teacher on sex ed day. [ laughter ] but here i am, so here we go. the decision to search mar-a-lago was part of the investigation into trump's mishandling of classified documents. he supposedly took a bunch of

top secret files out of the white house, which is a bigly no-no. [ laughter ] who would have guessed this guy would have a problem keeping track of documents? [ laughter ] the feds reportedly opened the safe in trump's office and just in the nick of time, melania was running out of air. [ moans and laughter ] they made me say it. [ laughter ] and you're not gonna believe this, trump put out a long, rambling statement, saying that "nothing like this has happened to a president before." but on the flip side, no other president has used the military to clear protesters from a church so they could pose for a photo with an upside down bible. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] many republicans lashed out at the fbi for combing over trump's mar-a-lago estate. and they've got a point. how dare the fbi barge in like that. donald trump's golf courses are sacred burial grounds for his ex-wives. [ laughter ]

[ applause ] but this is a big deal. this sets a dangerous precedent. if donald trump could be investigated for crimes, who's next? other criminals? [ laughter ] where does it end, guillermo? >> guillermo: i don't know, but i don't care. [ laughter ] >> rob: i think i'm going to miss you most of all. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i'm going to miss you too. >> rob: according to the white house, president biden was not given a heads up about the fbi search of mar-a-lago. he was "not aware of it." but when he became aware of it, he was like "[ bleep ] yeah!" [ laughter ] biden is coming off maybe the best week of his presidency. he ordered a strike that killed the leader of al qaeda, he passed the inflation reduction act, gas prices are going down, and today he became the first u.s. president to hack up both lungs during a speech. >> we hear all the noise out

there. [ coughing ] we know there are those who focus more on seeking power and securing the future -- excuse me -- [ coughing ] securing the future. made in america. [ coughing ] [ coughing ] [ coughing ] [ coughing ] welcome -- excuse me. [ coughing ] [ coughing ] [ coughing ] excuse me. excuse me, i'm sorry. [ coughing ] [ coughing ] [ coughing ] take another sip of water. [ coughing ] [ coughing ] [ coughing ] [ applause ] >> rob: well, yeah. yep. well, he's still got it! and by "it," i mean covid. [ laughter ] okay, enough politics. back to me. i've been on tv for a long time and because of that, i've got a fair amount of name recognition, and yet roughly 90% of people i meet say my name incorrectly. when they have to write it out, it gets even worse. for instance, this is actually real.

look at how the youtube closed captioning spelled my name during last night's monologue. "rob knuckleheading." yeah, it's a problem. but the staff here turned this into a game because this is funny to them. they went out on the street today and offered money to any pedestrian who could spell y" "rob mcelhenne correctly. >> are you ready to play "spell-lebrity"? >> oh my god, no. >> well, it's happening. for $5, spell rob mcelhenney. >> i'm going to walk away. >> for $10, spell rob mcelhenney. >> r-o-b -- >> no, no, you're right. for $20, spell rob mac ankle hen

low. >> r-o-b, m-a-c -- >> you should go. >> m-a-c -- i'm illiterate. >> m-a-c -- >> i like your bill cosby sweater. are you a bill cosby fan? >> yeah, sure. >> i'm his biggest fan. >> apparently not. are you a fan of rob mcelhenney? >> yes, yes. >> you are? >> yes, yes. always sunny in philadelphia, yes. >> for $640, spell rob mcelhenney. >> r-o-b, m-c-h -- >> oh! >> for $1280 -- >> holy [ bleep ].

>> spell rob mcelhenney. >> rob what? >> mcelhenney. >> r-o-b -- >> uh-huh? >> m-a- >> that's with the doubling. for $1,200, spell rob mcelhenney. >> can i buy a vowel? >> h-e-n-e-y. >> what is wrong with you people? >> m-c- e-l-h-e-n-y. >> for the love of god. please end my misery and spell rob mcelhenney. [ ding ding ding ] [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: god bless you.

>> how much is in there? >> $1,200. >> no way. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: thank you. if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. i do feel bad keeping that cash so i'm going to give it to our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] i have $1,280. there are 155 of you in this crowd, which means each of you are going home with -- $8.25. [ cheers and applause ] that's right! you get $8.25! you get $8.25! we are all getting $8.25! guillermo will hand you your riches on the way out. we have some great guests tonight. my wife, kaitlin olson is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus my friend and business partner, the great ryan reynolds is with us. [ cheers and applause ]

yeah. now ryan and i have a lot going on right now. we just bought a welsh soccer team together. wrexham fc. [ cheers ] tonight we're going to announce more business acquisitions we're making. right, ryan? >> that's right, rob. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: yeah. oh, yeah. >> how are you? that's beautiful. >> rob: thank you. >> wow. >> rob: this is super exciting. >> hi, everyone! amazing. [ cheers and applause ] you're doing great. >> rob: thank you. >> you're so welcome. >> rob: oh my gosh, thank you. >> thank you, thank you. >> rob: this is the real show. >> it really was. >> rob: that was almost enough applause. [ laughter ] we, the owners and boyishly handsome proprietors of mcelreynolds global would like to announce the acquisition of a slew of companies.

it's somewhere between a massload and a [ bleep ] ton. right in the middle there. [ laughter ] first up, radio shack. [ laughter ] now, hold on, what you may see as a chain of empty storefronts where your local pervert goes to masturbate, we see as a money-making opportunity where all are welcome to masturbate. [ laughter ] that's why we are purchasing america's remaining radio shacks and turning them into the museum of random cords. [ laughter ] future generations can marvel at whatever the hell these things are. [ laughter ] >> those are rca cables to hook up to your vcr. >> okay, nana. [ laughter ] we'd also like to announce we are buying zoom. yeah. how do they make money? literally nobody knows. [ laughter ] i've only met one person who has paid for a zoom account and it was uncle gary, who married his own cousin. [ laughter ] it's hard to deny the power of a business that allows you to change your background like some

kind of nerd wizard. hey! i'm hosting fallon! look, i'm hosting two real shows! >> you're barely hosting one, rob. [ laughter ] okay, next up on our acquisition hit lit, spirit. the airline and the halloween store. [ laughter ] >> rob: having two companies named spirit can be confusing to the consumer. so we're going to combine them. discount costumes meet discount air travel. yes, yes. now you can spend your whole flight to denver thinking, is that guy up there the pilot? or a drunk passenger dressed as the pilot? [ laughter ] you see, it's all part of the fun. and the terror. on spirit spirit. [ laughter ] >> we'd like to announce that we have just, just bought one of hollywood's most valuable assets. keanu reeves. [ cheers and applause ] yep, yep.

he just seems awesome and we wanted to hang out with him. i peed next to him once at the golden globes. we locked eyes and he made me feel like i was the only girl peeing in the world. [ laughter ] >> rob: in fact, we have one last surprise for you. >> ladies and gentlemen, keanu reeves! >> excellent! >> rob: you were supposed to get keanu reeves. >> what? >> rob: you were supposed to get keanu reeves. >> that's not him? >> rob: no. >> then who the [ bleep ] locked eyes with me at the urinal? [ laughter ] >> rob: i think it was him. >> cell phone culture, we don't need to do this anymore. [ applause ] >> rob: anyway. so join us, won't you?

because we here at mcelreynolds global have a mission statement that informs everything we do. >> this whole thing -- >> the future -- >> the best in the -- >> the best in the future. >> rob: thank you, ryan, that you can. >> welcome. >> rob: this is great. we have a great show tonight. kaitlin olson is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from tones and i. we'll be right back with this guy, ryan reynolds. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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you won't believe your eyes! (laughter) the spell is cast. halloween time is back with spook-tacular experiences in disneyland and disney california adventure parks! (laughter) [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rob: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i am rob mcelhenney.

tonight from "hacks," my emny nominated better half, kaitlin olson, is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then all the way from australia, her new esingle is called "charlie." music from tones and i on the mercedes eq stage. tomorrow night, david alan grier will host with his guests jamie foxx, abbi jacobson and music from the shins. a couple years ago, having never met in person, our first guest and i decided to buy a small-town welsh football team together. now we're partners, friends and, yes, sometimes lovers. watch the whole story on our new documentary series, "welcome to wrexham," premiering august 24th on fx. please welcome ryan reynolds.

>> rob: it's so good to have you here. >> it's so nice to be here. you're so good at this. >> rob: really? [ cheers and applause ] i'm so glad i asked you to do this, just for the condominiums. would you say i'm the best business partner you've ever had? >> oh, my far. >> rob: thank you. [ laughter ] how did we meet? >> well -- i kind of slid into your dms. >> rob: yep. [ laughter ] >> you know, i saw rob in one of these episodes -- one of the episodes of "it's always funny." he did something that was bsolutely spectacular. it was most beautiful things i've seen. a dance sequence in black and white in the rain. that was probably the -- pound for pound, the most gorgeous, beautifully shot, choreographed and performed three minutes i think i'd ever seen on television. and i just, you know, as i'm getting older, i'm thinking, i've got to tell people when i

appreciate them more. i dm'd, you, one of the most moving things i've seen, and i'm in awe of you. you not only have run, created, written on, starred in one of the longest-running television shows ever, you have another one, "mythic quest," going, and a third, "welcome to wrexham," it's incredible. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: i am in awe of you. i think over the last year and a half, one of the things that i've really cherished is becoming one of your closest friends. >> thank you. i was going to say, who hurt you to be doing that much work all the time? [ laughter ] >> rob: i think the same could be said about you. you're the hardest-working person i've met in my life entire. >> thank you. i brought a chart of people who have hurt me. [ laughter ] >> rob: how many people's dms are you sliding into on the daily? >> not very often.

but i did, you know -- this in particular changed my life. because this is what led to us becoming co-owners, co-chairman, of the wrexham football club. i written after you reached out about this absolutely insane idea, i remember coming -- showing up, seeing blake, saying, i have bad news. and i have really bad news. [ laughter ] the bad news is, i slipped into someone's dms again. the really bad news is that, you know, i might have bought half of a fifth-tier national football league in wales. [ laughter ] >> rob: what was her reaction?p. no, not great. >> rob: yeah. >> we're still working through that one. [ laughter ] >> rob: i think people are amazed to hear is that we had never met in person. we had talked on the phone. >> yeah. >> rob: zooms, things like that. we'd never met in person. as a part of a documentary, we captured the first time we met.

>> we did. >> ryan and i have never met in person but we did buy a football team together. maybe not the smartest thing to do. >> guys, you're going to need a bigger crew for this. >> there he is. >> it's so weird to see you without the disney princess filter on the zoom. >> what do you think? >> oh my god. >> i think we're wearing similar colors. >> this was meant to be. >> that fall? >> no. >> wow. >> no, not with your 6-inch lips, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: okay, yeah. now, this is something that i'd like to address on national television. >> sure. >> rob: yeah. so you just saw standing there next to the podium, ryan, it ■ would appear that i'm short. >> hm. >> rob: the truth is that i am not short. it's that you're a mutant. [ laughter ]

>> no. >> rob: yeah. you are very, very tall. so it looks -- i'm standing next to you in the show. >> yeah. >> rob: i look so small. >> yeah. i had shin extensions, though. [ laughter ] >> rob: that's fair. >> you have a 6'2" face, though. [ laughter ] i was completely, you know, taken aback when we first met. >> rob: well, i'm also used to being on a television show where i'm standing next to normal-sized people. >> yes. >> rob: and -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> yeah. that's -- yeah. >> rob: yeah, so i -- i'm a tall guy, i'm not a mutant. >> i see where i got this story in my head that you were going to be tall. i've never met danny devito and he's 6'1". [ laughter ] >> rob: your were not a sports fan? >> passionate about playing but not following it much. conflict resolution, a bunch of guys on the field with the ball, running around, running around, let's get balls for everyone. [ laughter ]

maybe if everyone had a ball, we could just have a ball. >> rob: yeah, everybody gets a ball. balls for everybody. >> yeah. >> rob: yeah. now you've learned the pain of what it is to be a fan. >> now i understand, you know, particularly soccer, as we call it, football. because, you know, it's in wales. i understand the absolutely gorgeous disaster, slow-motion train wreck that is the sport of football. [ laughter ] >> rob: yes. >> i'm obsessed now. >> rob: i like to think i got you addicted to football. >> 100%. >> rob: it is the biggest sport in the world, a global phenomenon. so what i'd like to do, what we'd like to do as a show, is to get people addicted to the sport of football here in the united states. specifically wrexham. hopefully when you watch -- >> share the misery with the people in the world. >> rob: exactly. fall in love with the anxiety that you feel every saturday morning and tuesday night that really makes you want to rip the reigns from your arms. >> who wouldn't want to tune into an anxiety farm?

[ laughter ] >> rob: we're together learning some of the rules of football. >> yeah. >> rob: and that -- >> that's been a process. >> rob: unfortunately we had an event take place at wembley stadium. >> yep. >> rob: a huge game. >> massive. >> rob: massive. we were down 1-0. >> 1-0, yep. >> rob: there was only 15 minutes left in the game. >> yeah. >> rob: then something miraculous happened. >> serious pressure, yeah. >> rob: can we roll that? >> can bromley hold out? under heavy pressure. the dave -- it's in the back of the net. the offside flag is up. it will not count. they're celebrating up in the royal box. they haven't seen the flag yet. somebody needs to have a quick word. >> somebody needs to explain the offside rule to the a-listers. well, an understandable mistake. >> rob: yes, yeah.

>> rob's explaining it. how humiliating. >> rob: what i was saying, "this game is full of such highs and such lows." >> terrible, terrible lows. in fairness, nobody understands the offside rules. >> rob: one person in the box with us. yep, there he is. [ laughter ] beckham. we were cheering. we looked over at beckham. he was just shaking his head like this. >> that's my relaxed "i love you so much" face. [ laughter ] no one has ever looked at him in a different way ever. >> rob: more with ryan reynolds after this!

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>> rob: welcome back. i am here with ryan reynolds. >> yes, sir. >> rob: yeah, he's pretty great, isn't he? >> aww! [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: one of the things that you are really great at is marketing. >> yeah, i have a marketing company. >> rob: a whole marketing company. >> yeah. >> rob: you love making -- >> i love it, i've always loved it. i love -- commercials are like diet storytelling. plittle bite-sized bits of content that are lots of fun. >> rob: speaking of that, we have lots of merchandise that supports wrexham. >> this is rob's hat. i like to wear the other one. >> rob: these are available, if you go to the wrexham website. >> easy, easy.

bend, don't break, all right? [ laughter ] you had them up to this point. >> rob: this is why i need you. >> yeah. >> rob: because i need you to pull me -- rein me in when i'm trying to sell too hard. >> yeah. >> rob: i like it. >> there you go. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: i like it. you love making commercials? >> yeah. i love wear flat-brimmed hats with double-breasted suits, so that's perfect. [ laughter ] i do love making commercials. i love marketing. you know, it's all storytelling, the same way films is storytelling, sports is storytelling. i love working with people i love and know. i've done commercials recently with my mom, who's in her 70s now. she's in her 70s, she hit [ bleep ] in a big way. she doesn't care. she just shows up, she's ready to go. short hair, don't care. [ laughter ] i'm ready. >> rob: i saw you did some with chris maloney, he was naked. >> very naked in the commercial i shot with him, that was fun.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rob: welcome back. our next guest is an immensely talented actress whom you know from her work on fx's "it's always sunny in philadelphia," "the mick" and most recently her emmy-nominated role as dj on hbo's "hacks." >> eating chicken pot pie.

and it's 10:00 a.m. what's wrong? >> no, don't. don't. don't psychoanalyze my pot pie, all right? >> okay, okay. i just meant that, you know &-p when carrot top ghosted you. >> if he didn't want to date, he should have had an adult conversation. >> i told you to never date a comedian and why you were way out of his league. >> that's what made the whole thing so [ bleep ]ed up. oh, god, mom, you know what? [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: all episodes of "hacks" are are available on hbo max. please welcome my wife, the incomparable kaitlin olson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> you're so cute! >> rob: thanks.

>> oh my god, you're doing such a good job. >> rob: i love you. >> i love you, it's so fun. [ applause ] >> rob: i've had the best time here. i got to interview so many of my friends. but now i get to interview my family members. >> i know, it's very exciting. i know you're hearing a lot of good feedback. but i also know that you were here all day today and i'm wondering if you got your text from your dad this afternoon. >> no, i've been rehearsing all day. >> rob: i thought so. i'm going to go ahead and read that to you if that's okay. he sent a text to you and to me. i think maybe at some point you should talk to your dad about how you could just deliver a compliment without sneaking an insult in here. >> rob: oh. >> yeah. >> rob: okay. >> yeah, this is fun. this is to the both of us. "congratulation, rob, you were amazing on kimmel. i've heard more compliments today from more people about last night than i ever have in the entire run of "it's all sunny in philadelphia" or

"mythic quest." >> rob: oh. >> yeah. first of all, why am i on this text thread? i wasn't here last night, there's no compliment in this for me. [ laughter ] this is entirely -- i can only accept some responsibility for the dis of the "it's always funny in philadelphia." he should have kept going, or "the mick," or "hacks," or curb" -- >> rob: it's hard. >> i love your dad, he's a wonderful man. it's a poorly worded compliment. >> rob: i can't wait for the texts i'm going to get tomorrow. [ laughter ] >> i'm in trouble. i love you! i love you. >> rob: so i'm here and i'm the dad. you're there and you're the mom. >> yeah. >> rob: who's with the children? >> where are our children? yeah, no, our kids are 10 and 11 so we haven't had a nanny or a heppner a while. i brought shelley back. our old nanny of 13 years. and they're in heaven tonight. basically this is the first time i've been dressed up in about six months. so this is a date night for us.

[ cheers and applause ] >> rob: wow. >> it's like a date 10 minutes because i've got to go home and take care of the kids and you're going to keep going with this. >> rob: yeah, i'll take it. >> still pretty good. >> rob: if it's a date, we should kiss. >> we're going to kiss? okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: nice, nice. can i ask you a question? when you were making the commercial -- [ laughter ] did you know that was supposed to be me? >> the guy that looked like you with the wrexham hat? >> rob: yeah, that's the guy. that's the guy i'm talking about. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> rob: yeah, you guys thought that would be hilarious. >> yeah, yeah. >> rob: guillermo did you think it was funny? >> guillermo: no, i didn't like it. [ laughter ] >> rob: that's my guy. >> hold on one second. guillermo, you didn't think it was funny? >> rob: no . >> guillermo: no, i'm sorry. >> when i'm hosting this show,

you're going to think stuff like that is funny. a plug. >> rob: why did you do that? >> you know what, speaking of humiliating people on national television, remember that clip you showed earlier, before the commercial, where we were all in england celebrating what we thought was, you know -- >> rob: yeah, a goal. >> a goal. can we play that, just the last part again? >> somebody needs to explain the offside rule to the a-listers. >> yeah. oh, wow. there i am. i turn around to congratulate my husband. and you just go ahead and jump right into the arms of ryan reynolds. [ laughter ] just aggressively. >> rob: okay. >> you made a -- you saw me. and you turned and you jumped right into his arms. [ laughter ] >> rob: in fairness -- >> yeah? >> rob: who wouldn't want to jump into the arms of ryan reynolds? [ laughter ] im -- in fact, i'm going to ask the audience. not who would, because that should be overwhelming.

who wouldn't want to jump into the arms of ryan reynolds? anybody? >> all right, fine. [ laughter ] i would have done it too. >> rob: exactly. >> if it was appropriate, i would have done it too. >> rob: i didn't want to hurt you. >> right. [ laughter ] >> rob: have i congratulated you on your emmy? nomination? [ cheers and applause ] i'd like to take this opportunity to the congratulate you on your emmy nomination. >> thank you. i appreciate that. no, when i texted you, "hey, i just got nominated for an emmy," you texted back, "for what?" [ laughter ] >> rob: that's a fair question. >> but you knew it wasn't going to be for "sunny." >> rob: well. [ laughter ] there's always hope. i mean, you know what are we, 17 years later? >> yeah, you'd think at some point, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: yes. no, now this is actually your

second. >> this is my second nomination for a show that you had nothing to do with. [ laughter ] >> rob: yeah, yes. >> did i mention -- >> rob: how did this become a roast? [ laughter ] >> i'll be honest, all day, he was so great, he was so great last night! i've been coming out with a little of that, i apologize. [ laughter ] >> rob: this is a clear glimpse into what our household is like. >> you look really good. >> rob: thanks, sweetie, you look cute too, yeah. can we talk about "hacks" for a second? >> yes. >> rob: you are truly incredible on "hacks." [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you so much. thank you. yeah, i feel really, really honored to be a part of that show why are gene smart is just a dream to work with. and the writing's amazing and i love the character and i feel really fortunate to be on it. thank you for being supportive. >> rob: i appreciate that you are being recognized for everything and anything you do. has nothing to do with whether or not i write it.

but at some point -- guillermo, how many emmy nominations have you had? >> guillermo: none. [ laughter ] >> rob: okay, all right. great. >> right? >> rob: we're all in the same club. [ laughter ] you know, people might get, in terms of hollywood relationships, they might see things like this, they see the instagram version of our lives. and yes, there are many wonderful things. but being in a relationship is very difficult. we've had ups and dwoups. we've been married for coming up on 14 years this september. [ cheers and applause ] and i can tell you that i love you more now than i did 14 years ago. and that for as hard as it is sometimes, just like in any relationship, i will keep showing up and doing my best because i love you so much. >> thank you. there's nothing funny about this at all, thank you. >> rob: no? i just wanted to say that -- >> are you going to propose?

[ laughter ] what's happening? >> rob: we're already married. >> i don't know, i'm just very uncomfortable. [ laughter ] >> rob: let me give you another kiss. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> rob: i love you. ladies and gentlemen, the lovely, beautiful, talented, wonderful kaitlin olson. [ cheers and applause ] all episodes of "hacks" are available on hbo max. we'll be right back with music from tones and i. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> rob: that's all the time we've got. i want to thank ryan reynolds, kaitlin olson and jimmy kimmel. tomorrow night, david alan grier will be here with jamie foxx, abbi jacobson and music from the shins. "nightline" is next, but first, here with her song, "charlie," tones and i! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ i've been hearing voices in my head now they tell me that i'm crazy lost my mind ♪ ♪ it doesn't really matter what they call me cause people call me crazy all the time ♪ ♪ they make me go mmmadadammmadammadadmmmmm he makes me go mmmadadammmadammadadmmmmm ♪ ♪ and charlie doesn't worry in the morning there's nothing really ever on his mind ♪ ♪ sometimes i think that he's just out to get me he can never seem to look me in the eyes ♪ ♪ he makes me go mmmadadammmadammadadmmmmm he makes me go mmmadadammmadammadadmmmmm ♪ ♪ charlie na na na na na na na na

i'm thinking bout you charlie na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ charlie na na na na na na na na i'm thinking bout you charlie na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ cause charlie's on my mind parties all the time charlie's on my mind ♪ ♪ cause charlie's on my mind parties all the time charlie's on my mind ♪ ♪ and charlie doesn't care about the weekend charlie parties every single night ♪ ♪ i've heard that charlie is going off the deep end i think that charlie lives a double life ♪ ♪ he makes me go mmmadadammmadammadadmmmmm he makes me go mmmadadammmadammadadmmmmm ♪

♪ charlie na na na na na na na na i'm thinking bout you charlie na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ charlie na na na na na na na na i'm thinking bout you charlie na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ cause charlie's on my mind parties all the time charlie's on my mind ♪ ♪ cause charlie's on my mind parties all the time charlie's on my mind ♪ ♪ ooooow charlie where you been for a minute out all night are ya ♪ ♪ are ya even sleeping you know cause charlie's on my mind ♪ ♪ charlie where you been for a minute out all night are ya ♪ ♪ are ya even sleeping you know cause charlie's on my mind ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, behind the spotlight. janyeah m ckerney, a face we gr up with on nickelodeon. known for bringing the laughs, now sharing inner pain. >> you pulled back the curtain on child stardom. it's not a pretty picture. >> not as i see it, no. >> weighing in on her famous costar. >> i said i'm really smart. >> opening up about how she says her abusive mother dominated her acting career. >> accepting that she was abusive would have meant reframing my entire life. and that felt impossible. plus murders in albuquerque.

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