ama: th thank you so much for watching. dan: we appreciate y >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host david alan grier. tonight, ashton kutcher, amandla stenberg, cody bellinger, music from jessie reyez with cleto and the cletones. and now, david alan grier! >> david: thank you. whoo! all right! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. thank you.

welcome to the "jimmy kimmel live" show. i'm your guest host david alan grier. [ cheers and applause ] now, i don't want to bring the mood down up in this piece, but tonight is my very last show here. [ audience: aww ] grand opening, grand closing. don't worry, though. jimmy said he misses you all very much and he will be back sometime in the year 2025. [ laughter ] and speaking of jimmy, we have two very special guests in the audience tonight. they're my biggest fans. this is not a joke. please say hello to jimmy's parents, jim and joan, right here. [ cheers and applause ] or as i call them, "mr. and mrs. kimmel." thank you guys for coming tonight. i see you've got some dag swag. >> that's it. >> david: $27.50, each one of them, now.

when these guys lived in arizona, jimmy's parents came to see me do stand-up every single time i was in town. and mrs. kimmel would always be very, very encouraging. she'd say stuff like, "oh, i see you put one new joke in your little act." [ laughter ] stuff like that to really build me up. the last show you came to, joan, you brought me some leftovers of your very famous chicken dish, what was that dish? >> chicken casserole. >> david: chicken casserole, baby! [ applause ] that's right. put your foot in it, it was delicious. you know, mrs. kimmel, i always wanted to ask you this. i don't want did put you on the spot. in what way would you say i'm better than jimmy? [ laughter ] take your time. get in there. [ laughter ] >> the fact that i never had to push you out of a body part of mine. >> david: oh! [ rim shot ] i will take it. i will take it.

>> i didn't bring you chicken casserole tonight, but i did bring you something. >> david: what did you -- what'd you bring? excuse me, guys, excuse me. don't let the covid get you. oh, mrs. kimmel, you shouldn't have done this, look at this! [ applause ] that's wonderful. thank you so much. and you baked all these yourself? >> an hour before i got here. >> david: oh, that's so great. she really is a super woman. can you put these in a safe place and don't let anyone touch them? [ laughter ] i always want to ask you, how long have you guys been married? >> 56 years. >> david: 56! [ cheers and applause ] years! that is longer than all of my relationships, marriages, and hookups put together. [ laughter ] now you guys don't need this, but for some in our audience who are single and still out in them streets, they're looking for someone very special to meet.

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dn't see the world our way. the right way. okay, once you're in the app, you're ready to post a date. you can create your ideal date. you choose the time and place. see you there. >> the right stuff is not liable to match you with a cousin or stepbrother. sex before marriage may result in eternal damnation. please use the app responsibly. [ applause ] >> david: we may have doctored it just a little bit. in other mating news, they got a freak problem in florida right . yes. this is very serious. folks have been messing with the manatees. down in florida, while they're having group sex -- [ laughter ] so much so that the sarasota police department had to tweet this warning. if you see a manatee mating herd, observe respectfully from a distance, do not touch. and i get that. i hate when i'm having sex in public and people trying to touch me. [ laughter ] mr. and mrs. kimmel, you know

what i'm talking about, don't you? >> oh, yeah. >> it was only that once. [ laughter ] >> david: that's what we all say. now, i don't mean to brag. but i do have some experience in this type of thing. and i've picked up a few pointers over the years for how to respectfully engage manatees in an orgy. [ laughter ] first of all, let the manatee know you're about to make contact with a clear request for consent. like, is it okay if i suck on your flipper? [ laughter ] know the safe word for each and every manatee. we all know that safe word is -- [ squeaking noises ] [ cheers and applause ] always make sure to wash your blow holes. hey, have you guys heard about the controversy at the "sesame street" theme park in philly? well, they got in trouble because some of their costume

characters were accused of ignoring black kids in the park. let me just say this. if i were walking around in one of those "sesame street" mascot suits, i'd be ignoring children of all races. [ laughter ] no, you can't have no high five, i'm wearing a carpet and i'm dying of heatstroke! [ laughter ] the theme park is being sued for $25 million by the kids' parents. their lawyer said the lawsuit was brought to them by the letters "f" and "u." [ laughter ] [ applause ] guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, sir? >> david: guillermo, you did something pretty cool with the dodgers this week? >> yeah, it was great, i had a lot of fun. >> david: every year, clayton kershaw holds a celebrity ping-pong tournament for his charity, kershaw's challenge. this time around he snagged the biggest celebrity of them all, our very own guillermo. [ cheers and applause ]

>> guillermo: yeah, thank you. >> david: guillermo hooked up with cody bellinger of the dodgers to get their pong on. >> guillermo: i'm here at dodger stadium to play the game this place is famous for, ping-pong. let's go, follow me! >> is it safe to say you've done a lot of practice. >> guillermo: yeah, i've practiced. how are you? everything good? thank you for having me here. >> thanks for being here. >> guillermo: where did you get the kid? >> i just found him. >> guillermo: how many kids you have? >> i have four. >> guillermo: four, oh my god. you have any other habits? >> kids and baseball, that's it. >> hey, what happened to you? you gained a lot of weight. hey, everybody! rob lowe, he gained a lot of weight! the sex symbol of the '80s is right here. >> that's right.

♪ >> guillermo: listen, i'm going to do something i never do, drink bourbon. american tequila, here i go. aahhh! i love it. i hear you're very good at this. i never -- i never played this before. this is a white people sport. can you give me some tips? >> if you make a point, go -- yeah, that was great! >> guillermo: okay, all right. yeah, that was great! >> that's perfect. all right. >> guillermo: this is mexican technology. you open it like this. it's guillermo juice. >> what's in here? >> guillermo: try it. >> oh!

>> guillermo: now you're going to play much better, or maybe worse. >> is that gasoline? >> guillermo: yeah, it is. it is unleaded. >> by the way, when you're in a pandemic, it's a good idea to drink after another man out of his ping-pong paddle, right? >> guillermo: hey, how are you, man? >> how are you doing? >> guillermo: we are perfect partners. you were the mvp, you won the golden glove. >> yeah. >> guillermo: rookie of the year. >> yeah. >> guillermo: me? i got a paddle full of tequila, look right here. >> cheers, brother. keep the nerves away. >> guillermo: i got a nickname for our team. ready? >> yeah. >> guillermo: belly and belly. right? >> what? every point we get, we've got to do that. >> partner, right here. >> here we go, belly and belly versus two random dudes. >> oh!

>> oh, i was sure that was going to hit. oh, man. you're too strong. >> guillermo: yeah! time-out, time-out. >> that's cheating right there, that's cheating! >> for the last point. >> that's it for guillermo and cody. >> guillermo: that's it? >> that's it. >> guillermo: oh. that's it? >> what happened, man? >> guillermo: we lost. >> no, you didn't. >> guillermo: we lost, yeah. >> it's the outfit. >> guillermo: no, it was my fault. listen, i don't blame you. it was my fault.

>> it was the tequila's fault, i think. >> guillermo: yeah. all right, cory bellinger, one more thing. one more belly. >> that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: good enough, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you, thank you. >> david: we've got a great show for you tonight. amandla stenberg is here. we've got jessie reyez. be right back with ashton kutcher!

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"bodies bodies bodies," amandla stenberg is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then her new album "yessie," jesse reyais from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an actor, prankster, and entrepreneur who i knew long before people were pitching him business ideas at urinals. now he's playing a record producer in the new thriller "vengeance" in theaters now. please welcome ashton kutcher. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> david: ashton! [ cheers and applause ] how you doing, man?

how you been? man, we go way back, way back. >> way back, baby. >> david: back in the back. >> now wait, do you -- >> david: back there in the back! the first time i remember meeting you was at a celebrity mtv bowling event. >> oh, yeah. i won the whole thing! >> david: dude. [ laughter ] you were doing all kind of stuff. i said, i got to hang out with this dude. >> i didn't even know -- i was like -- i was bowling strikes that night. >> david: he was. >> it was crazy. i had a beer in my hand while bowling. i was doing, like, between the legs. i d . >> david: i didn't kna who you were. you remember we went to costa rica? >> we did go to costa rica. >> david: we went there to open a casino? >> online casino, yeah. it was back -- so -- okay. >> david: wow. >> we only -- i'm not even sure

that it was a legal casino. [ laughter ] >> david: i don't know. >> they flew us down. we're like, uh, yeah. free flight to costa rica? i've never been to costa rica. >> david: we were there only 24 hours. i know you get nervous what i'm about to tell. >> i'm nervous with everything. by the way, just the fact that you're here -- i found out david was hosting and i was like, this is the night i get canceled. [ laughter ] >> david: no, man, no. >> here's why. we used to hang out before tmz -- >> david: bup bup bup bup bup! >> now you're talking about the costa rica thing! >> david: no, no, man. ashton, it was so beautiful in costa rica, i don't know if you remember. >> oh, yes, the palm trees. >> david: you remember we held hands and we prayed, the kumbaya circle, fantastic. >> david: we talked about all our hopes and fears, holding pace for each other. >> you were talking about t.j. on the rich eisen show. you were like, yeah, i was jet lagged down there from like the flight, and it's one hour time difference between here and

costa rica. >> david: well, i was -- >> jet lag? you weren't jet lagged. >> david: i was liquor -- liquor jagged, something like that. >> must be a new thing, just pointing it out here, liquor lagged. >> david: you know, the thing i like about you, ashton, you were saying now, you only act when you want to. >> yeah. >> david: like, you don't have to. because you took care of your money and all that stuff. >> yeah. >> david: you've been -- >> i got really lucky really early, yeah. >> david: so you've been like that?in startups and stuff- >> i've been investing -- yes, like the last ten -- decade-plus, i starting investing in startups. and it's going very well. you know the thing, there's something like -- annoys -- so it's -- i just started -- i just got excited about it. for me, like acting -- i just wasn't excited to go to work every day. >> david: right. >> i went and started doing this investor stuff, it sort of worked out. we built a firm. we have a firm called sound ventures and invest in startups. >> david: what kind of startups have you invested in? >> early on it was like airbnb,

uber, spotify, robin hood, a bunch of other thins. [ cheers ] >> david: damn! >> the funny thing is, now i watch all these -- all the actors that -- when they decide they're going to take a break, like they make a public announcement out of it. "i'm taking a break. i want all of you to know i'm taking a break." you only have to call one person. you have to call your agent, "just don't send me anything for a little bit, now i'm good." now people like to make this announcement, "i'm retiring." [ laughter ] >> david: they want people to know. you're older and wiser, as am i. i have a daughter, you have kids. two kids? >> two kids, yeah. >> david: and you're married? >> yeah. >> david: you're married to mila? >> i have the best wife. >> david: i don't know if she's the best wife. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm telling you. >> david: ashton. i don't know. i mean, i love your wife. i think she's amazing. but i don't know if she's the best wife. did she really make you give up

your ticket on the space -- the rocket? the out of space rocket ride? [ laughter ] she made you give up the seat? >> well -- okay. so i had -- i cass supposed to be on the first flight on virgin galactic. >> david: gee. >> into space. i bought a ticket for it and i had the ticket. >> david: what went -- why? why? >> i was like -- i always went -- then we had kids. and she's like, document to be on the first flight? or the 50th flight? [ laughter ] and she had sound logic. and yeah, she made me give it up. [ laughter ] >> david: i understand. well, you got to do stuff for your family. when i was married to my first wife -- >> man i spilled all over myself. >> david: anybody see that? >> got a napkin? >> david: we got something over here, here you go. here you go, man. >> look at that, i didn't think you'd have one, really, look at

that. [ applause ] >> david: you're solid. see, like the same thing happened to me. when i was married to my first wife, "penthouse" magazine called me and they wanted me to host the penthouse pet olympics. >> that's the same as going to space. [ laughter ] >> david: she made me give that up. and i was like, damn. >> oh! >> david: it was heartbreaking. >> what? >> david: yeah, man. >> what? >> david: crushing, man. we're not going to more. >> what? >> david: we're not together because i still got anger behind that. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> david: let's move on, let's move on, let's move on. now, are you preparing for a marathon? >> yeah. i'm going to run the new york marathon. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: really? >> yeah. >> david: is this your first marathon? >> this is my first marathon. i heard you ran l.a. >> david: i did. i ran l.a. [ cheers and applause ] this is 2003. and -- can i give you some pointers? >> yes, i want the pointers. >> david: what i'm trying to help you with is so that you survive. >> okay, yes.

>> david: a lot of the pain's not going to come the day you run, it's going to come the day after. you need to put band-aids on your nipples. >> no, no! >> david: these are a little fancy. put these bad boys on. >> i'm going to do it. i'm telling you, this is the thing. can i have these? >> david: yeah, take them, man. >> really. >> david: you want to put them on? >> i went for a training run last weekend, i did like 17 miles, my nipples started to bleed, david. bloody nipples. i'm like, what is happening right now? like, my legs were fine but my nipples were on fire. >> david: it's no joke, man, it is no joke. a marathon changed my life, man. you're going to have mazing time. >> i'm running for thorne, our nonprofit. we built this nonprofit up that fights against the sexual exploitation of children. we build software that we deploy to law enforcement and companies that help them find kids that are being sexually exploited

faster. they came to me, do you want to run this marathon? yeah, i'm in. i started training for it. and i'm doing the training. and i'm like on my treadmill, training, watching the instructor, doing the thing. i have puff these peloton treadmills. and i'm like, man, this is a lot of running. the only thing you can do to get better at running is run. [ laughter ] >> david: yes. >> i'm like, i don't know, how am i going to do this the next two months? i called up peloton. i came up with an idea for a show. and i was like, hey, what if we do a show in my basement where i invite friends to run with me, and we bring a peloton instructor, and i interview people while we're running? >> david: okay, okay. >> so we set this thing up in my basement. and we've been shooting. and we've shot like ten episodes of this show. >> david: that's amazing. >> with like natalie portman, kenny chesney, friendses -- chris paul -- and we're running and chitchatting. and it's making running fun. >> david: that is beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] we got more with ashton kutcher

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exactly where america is right now. >> david: yeah. >> where there's these -- there's a -- an extraordinary idealogical divide between the urban centers and the rural centers of this country. and it's about a new york podcaster that goes to southwest texas to basically prove everybody -- prove to everybody how dumb they are. >> david: right. >> and he gets a lesson along the way. and it's just a beautiful but very funny film that i hope everybody goes and sees. >> david: i really enjoyed it. i thought you were particularly great. >> thank you. >> david: it's a whole different flavor. >> it's a whole different vibe. >> david: i wanted to ask you about your moustache in the movie, the porn stache. [ laughter ] >> uh-huh? >> david: what's up with that, man? >> all right. i don't know whether it was, like -- it was like an old -- so this character, when i first saw it, i was like, this is interesting. and he kind of had this, like --

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you know, mila's from ukraine. grew up there until she was 6, moved here. we had met president zelenskyy back when trump was withholding capital. >> david: yeah. >> for them. which was kind of crazy. we knew about that incident before it was public knowledge. i was like, this is crazy, blackmailing another country. and it was -- we became friendly with him. when this whole thing kicked up we're like, we've got to do something. >> david: yeah. >> we raised over $30 million to help. [ cheers and applause ] incredible. but the biggest thing i want people to realize is that it's not over. and as it's fallen out of the news headlines, it seems like, oh, it's quieting down. it's still very much going. and it's one of the most important things that's

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> david: welcome back. at just 12 years old, our next guest suffered a cruel fate in "the hunger games." now she's all grown up. but the risky recreational activities continue in her new horror/comedy movie "bodies bodies bodies." >> you guys, this is vi. vi, this is everyone. that's david, my best friend in the whole wide world. that's emma. that's jordan. and -- >> what's up? i'm greg. >> i'm sophie. >> oh. whoa. you're sophie.

[ cheers and applause ] >> david: bodies bodies bodies" opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome amandla stenberg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> david: how you doing? >> i am swell, how are you? >> doing pretty good. >> thanks. >> david: now, how old were you when you started acting professionally? >> i was 3. >> david: so that's a pretty late start. [ laughter ] >> yeah, pretty late in the game. >> david: did you start with commercials? >> yeah, i started with commercials. i did a ton of stuff when i was a kid. i would do kmart, marshall's, walmart. you know, all of that. and i remember, like, you know -- at a very young age,

being on sets from mcdonald's and stuff like that. and seeing your mom at mcdonald's, chain smoking cigarettes. [ laughter ] >> david: ronald mcdonald? >> ronald mcdonald. talking about his divorce. >> david: what, now? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> david: was he married to another clown? [ laughter ] >> so i -- from a very young age, "oh, entertainment is rough." [ laughter ] >> david: yeah, that's crazy, now. but you have some exciting news. you're starring in the new "star wars" series, is it? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: congratulations. that's big. >> thanks. >> david: that is big. welcome to the "star wars" family. >> thank you. >> david: as you know, i'm in the "star wars" family too. >> wait, you are? >> david: yeah, uh-huh. i played a stormtrooper. this is absolutely true. they did a radio version. a serialized radio version of "star wars."

>> no way. >> david: that my acting teacher directed. john madden. so it was the second year in acting school. i came out from l.a. -- i came out to l.a. from new haven. >> nice. >> david: i spent the summer, and i did a stormtrooper. i had two lines. "halt, who goes there?" [ laughter ] and they killed me. but do you know which character you play? >> basically i joined the cia, i'm not allowed to talk about anything at all. >> david: well, like hold on, hold on. so if we guess, will you tell us? if we get close -- >> no. [ laughter ] uh-uh, no. there's a price on my head, yeah. [ laughter ] i can't say anything. >> david: hold on. let me just -- i got some thoughts. we're not going to get you in trouble, you don't have to say anything. >> all right, i'm a little nervous. >> david: blink your eye or something if i'm close. are you -- you could probably be lando calrissian's long-lost

half sister? how about the secret child of jabba the hutt that he and princess leia had from that one time they hooked up on spring break? [ laughter ] this is when he was much slimmer. well, that's all i got, man, that's all i got. now, you going to be fighting? do you have, like, powers? nothing, you can't tell us nothing? >> i can't tell you anything. >> david: do you have a lightsaber? >> i literally cannot tell you that either. i'm sorry. i can tell you what it's been p which has been really exciting. the first thing that i got to experience was i -- well, i was actually -- i went to comic-con to promote this movie, the horror movie. >> david: yeah. >> then lucasfilm found out that i was going to comic-con, and they thought, oh, this is the perfect time to announce you as -- as, you know -- >> david: as? [ laughter ] >> as someone in the "star wars" universe. >> david: you almost -- you were going to say it, though. >> so -- i'm leaving to then go start promoting the other film. it was really hectic.

i got to stand up next to darth vader. then after the merch and everything, we had our next location. we get in the car. >> david: a car or a spaceship? >> it was a vehicle. >> david: okay. >> a regular vehicle. >> david: okay. >> but i get this text. it's kind of like, red alert, red alert! we need to fix something on the instagram post that you posted announcing -- >> david: what did you do, amandla, what did you do? hold on, guys. what did you do, amandla? [ laughter ] what did you post? >> oh. well, i had posted -- >> david: yes? >> john. >> david: that? >> i am a part of the "star wars" universe, may the force be with you. >> david: okay, that doesn't sound -- >> the issue was, i had not capitalized "the force." [ laughter ] >> david: wait. so you sent out a post without capitalizing the force? what were you thinking? [ laughter ] >> i was not thinking, clearly.

>> david: come on, get it together, baby. [ applause ] get it together. we need black belt behavior. >> i know. the attention to detail. it was not jedi-like. i should have done better. now i know that, okay, if i'm ever going to refer to the force, it does need to be in capital letters, "the force." >> david: yes. well, lesson learned. now, tell us about your movie "bodies bodies bodies." is this a send-up, would you say, of teenage slasher movies? >> it definitely kind of falls in the lineage of, you know, teenage slasher films. it's meta. it's playing with the form of horror films, of slasher films. it's funny. it's supposed to be a good time. it's about a group of young people who go up into the woods, they have the genius idea of having a hurricane party. because there's a hurricane that is hitting their town.

and so they think, okay, you know, let's go to this mansion, we'll camp out there. and they start playing a game of -- i think what most people would know as werewolf. >> david: guys, do you know werewolf? [ applause ] >> or mafia? do you know mafia? >> david: you guys, mafia? [ applause ] all right. >> so they start playing a game, then the game takes on a life of its own. >> david: do people get killed? >> it's a slasher movie. [ laughter ] i mean, yes. >> david: i got one last question. what was your scariest movie you ever saw? >> the scariest movie i ever saw? probably "the shining." >> david: "the shining"? let me tell you something. "night of the living dead" scared the hell out of me. it's black and white. it was from way back in the day. and there's a scene where, you know, everybody's turning into zombies. they go down in the basement. there's a little girl and she's eating her mom aahhhh!

it scared the hell out of me. >> that's terrifying. [ applause ] >> david: guys, say thank you to amandla. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, amandla. "bodies bodies bodies" opens in theaters nationwide tomorrow. when we come back, music from jessie reyez. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> david: that is all the time we have. i want to thank ashton kutcher, amandla stenberg, and my main man, jimbo, mr. jimmy kimmel. "nightline" is next, but first, her album "yessie" is out september 16th. here with the song, "mutual friend" jessie reyez! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i know it's just so crazy i know. ♪ our mutual friend said you've been calling and said that

you're sorry ♪ ♪ and said that you wish we could talk well guess what you're about ♪ ♪ seven months late our mutual friend don't know that you're too self-serving ♪ ♪ but i do and that's why your words don't mean and guess what ♪ ♪ this heartbreak morphed into hate and you should be grateful that i didn't hurt you back ♪ ♪ if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights ♪ ♪ don't care if it sound cold it is what it is and if you died tomorrow ♪ ♪ i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights ♪ ♪ don't care if it sound cold it is what it is

our mutual friend ♪ ♪ had front row tickets to all our events every time that you played all your games ♪ ♪ well guess what i've got no hobbies and never again will i let you turn me back ♪ ♪ into a mess that grows on a carton of milk and guess what the karma's ♪ ♪ you love me still and you should be grateful that i didn't hurt you back well if you died tomorrow ♪ ♪ i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights don't care ♪ ♪ if it sound cold it is what it is and if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry ♪ ♪ i gave you one too many nights

don't care if it sound cold it is what it is ♪ ♪ our mutual friend asked me how i sleep with so much hate in my heart ♪ ♪ i told him i sleep like a baby told him i sleep like a baby ♪ ♪ if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights ♪ ♪ don't care if it sound cold it is what it is yeah yeah ♪ ♪ and if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights ♪ ♪ don't care if it sound cold it is what it is ♪ and if you died tomorrow i don't think i'd cry i gave you one too many nights ♪ ♪ don't care if it sound cold it is what it is ♪

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