right now on jimmy kimmel, heidi klum. have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host nicole byer! tonight -- heidi klum, kirby howell-baptiste, and music from seventeen. with cleto and the cletones. and now, nicole byer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nicole: welcome, welcome! oh, thank you! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live"! i'm your guest host, nicole byer. [ cheers ] thank you. this is my second and final night hosting the show.

[ audience: aww ] i'm sad to go, but you know what they say, "don't cry because it's over, smile because now jimmy owes you a huge [ bleep ] favor." [ cheers ] and jimmy, oh, baby, i'm gonna hit you with the worst favor of them all -- an invitation to my next improv show. and that goes for you too, guillermo! >> guillermo: okay, great, yes! >> nicole: guillermo, what are you going to miss most about me? >> guillermo: everything. you're nice, sweet, beautiful, you have a good heart. >> nicole: aww, thank you. i have to say, it's a little weird to see you in clothes. [ laughter ] last night on the show, i had guillermo do his first-ever striptease. it was muy caliente. [ cheers and applause ] and guillermo, i think you may have started a trend here in l.a. >> on the move, video going viral out of van nuys, taken just a few seconds after a two-vehicle crash at the

intersection of victory and kester. the driver of a blue pickup exiting the cab of his wrecked truck wearing no pants. the naked man just walks away from the crash scene as several eyewitnesses look on. the man eventually drops the clothes he's carrying into the streets and then just keeps on walking down the road. [ laughter ] >> nicole: yep. oh, yeah! that man is currently wanted. by me. [ laughter ] speaking of naked, papa johns is stripping the toppings off their pizza for a weird new dish. they're calling it "papa bowls." which are just loose pizza toppings and cheese with no crust. [ laughter ] finally, diarrhea with no carbs! [ cheers ] these are perfect for people who love pizza, but wish eating it made them feel like a feral raccoon. [ laughter ] the bowls are currently available to any papa johns loyalty member. is there a sadder phrase in the english language than "papa

johns loyalty member"? and yet, somehow, i want in. oh, life pizza, and i'm loyal as hell. what's the initiation process here? do i write an essay about how pepperoni has inspired me? because it has. [ laughter ] is there a hazing where they spank me with those big paddles they take the pizzas out with? because i can handle it. [ cheers ] oh, oh! thank you, papa, can i have another? [ laughter and applause ] according to a new study, there has never been a worse time to be a single man. "younger and middle-aged men are the loneliest they've been in generations." wait. [ laughter ] you're telling me there's millions of lonely, desperate men with self-esteem issues out there? sign me up! [ cheers ] come on! that's nicole's time to shine! now that i think about it, we can't have all these

depressed straight guys on the loose. that's how insurrections happen. [ laughter ] and murders and podcasts. [ laughter ] so ladies, if you come across one of these dudes, flash them some boob or show them what that mouth do and save our democracy. [ cheers ] be a patriot! not only is it harder to meet someone right now, it's also more expensive. new research found that 42% of singles have started going on cheaper dates because the cost of living has gotten so high. i guess that explains why the last guy i dated took me to a romantic dinner to 7-eleven to eat one of them dirty little hot dogs. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] here in l.a., one of the go-to moves is to ask a woman out for a "hike," which is like, not okay. we're dating, we're not lewis and clark discovering montana. [ laughter ] i don't care how much your rent is, i'm not putting on makeup to

go to the [ bleep ] park. okay? [ laughter ] you know what a good, cheap date is? humping. it's free, usually ends early, and makes me feel like i went to the gym. [ laughter ] of course, the cheapest date of all is having a network television show pay for it. [ cheers ] yeah. and because i'm currently looking for that special someone and can make "jimmy kimmel live" staff do whatever i want for the next 55 minutes, i asked them to find me some men in the most romantic place on earth, hollywood boulevard. [ cheers ] >> oh, hello! what is your name, sir? >> i'm michael. >> may i ask a question? >> yes, of course. >> why are you dressed like a club promoter? >> i want to be a differencemaker in the world. >> oh! >> even if it's just holding someone's hand across the road. >> i'm so sorry, you're too nice. i can't. you're too nice. cheers. ♪

more wine! oh, johnny, god bless. boy oh boy, thank you. send in the next one! oh, hello. where's your shirt? >> i don't know. >> you don't know? what is your toothbrush situation? electric? or basic? >> there's no toothbrush. >> you don't -- good-bye, fernando. no toothbrush? what is this? donnie, more wine he's. are you single? >> i sure am. >> you are, okay, donnie. have you ever met a black woman before? >> yes. >> okay, this makes me very happy. how many compliments can you give me in 30 seconds? go! >> uh -- i love your hair. >> okay. >> i love your eyes. >> okay. >> i love that purple on you. >> oh, thank you. >> i love your voice. >> oh my god, donnie, whoo! >> uh --

>> donnie, come on. >> uh -- >> okay, good-bye, donnie, thank you so much, god bless. this isn't going well. oh!poh my goodness, oh! wow. those arms look so nice. can you give me a nickname and explain why? >> big things happen. >> big things happen? >> that's it. >> okay. i love that. do you mind taking off your mask? wow. those lips. i would like you to go to my stable right over there and write me a poem. >> okay, write you a poem. >> yes, thank you. send in the next one! hi, how are you? what is your name? >> austin. >> name a black person from history other than martin luther king jr. >> i was about to say l. ron hubbard but that's not going to work. >> austin, no. l. ron hubbard?

one black person. >> reverend al sharpton. >> that is a black person, ding, ding. would you like to go in my stable? >> okay. >> okay, donnie? god, what is my life? sitting on hollywood boulevard, begging for [ bleep ]. oh my god. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, donnie. all right, compliment me for 30 seconds, donnie. >> nice hair, good eyes, i love the color on you. >> uh-huh? >> uh -- >> get out of here, doneny. [ laughter ] this is not going well. brian, i'd like to hear some poetry, please. >> sure. i love to dance, if you give me a chance, i promise to give you true love and romance. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! >> a rose is red, the sky is blue. true love is forever, so are you. >> you have to go back to the pen, brian. >> thank you so much. >> donnie, i need you to give me

compliments for 30 seconds. and go. >> hair. >> hair? donnie, that was just a word, that wasn't a compliment. not to be rude, but do you like women? >> i do. [ laughter ] >> you do? >> i do. >> let me tell you something, you read as a little gay. >> i don't mind, nicole, it's fine. >> i drink a lot of wine. >> i'm from denmark. >> denmark? you're european? it's a fine line. >> sounds like that's a good thing. >> it is. i'm going to send you to my stable. >> thank you. >> give me another! >> hi, ricky. >> no, ricky. no, bro. get out of here, dan! you've got to go. >> can i take the wine? >> sir, you're going to leave the wine. >> that's t■errible. >> get out of here, go. i guess you got to go. >> didn't work out. >> you don't seem upset. >> i should be? >> oh! donnie! did you just call me lizzo? i'm not lizzo! get out of here!

donnie! they're going to call me lizzo. >> i can't believe it. [ cheers and applause ] time to choose. i've got christopher, austin, brian. come on. i can't make a choice. i choose all three. all right, let's go. come on, boys! donnie! you can come too, bring the wine! what's wrong with you? somebody get the door for me. come on, donnie! [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: after spending more time with the guys, unfortunately only one of them ended up being worth my time, donnie! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, sexy. and one more thing, it's thursday night, which at "jimmy kimmel live" means it's

time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> more companies are tracking their employees, including taking images of their [ bleep ]. while they [ bleep ]. >> on social media today, trump said the fbi [ bleep ]ed his [ bleep ]. that would be an unusual move and one that's not typically done. >> you know for a fact they asked for the [ bleep ] to be [ bleep ]ed off. >> they asked for the [ bleep ]s to be [ bleep ]ed off. >> wow. >> hearse liz cheney after being [ bleep ]ed last night. >> we must [ bleep ] ourselves in a way that is worthy. >> putting it in my face, leaning this way, [ bleep ] my face over here. >> joe had an operation on his [ bleep ]. i just want you to know it wasn't because of anything we did. >> name something that's better at a gay bar than other bars. >> i would say [ bleep ]ing. >> [ bleep ]ing?

>> there's a girl in our friend group who [ bleep ]s way too much. >> i [ bleep ]. in the past i [ bleep ] in the shower. ♪ save your [ bleep ] save all your [ bleep ] for me ♪ >> when i see charles come again and again and again and again and again, that gives me [ bleep ] hope. because i know what i'm going to get from him. ♪ it's nice to share at home and school but sharing [ bleep ] is never cool ♪ ♪ watch your [ bleep ]s ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: we've got a fantastic show for you tonight. kirby howell-baptiste is here. we have music from seventeen. and we'll be right back with heidi klum. >> oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nicole: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm nicole byer. tonight, from "the sandman" on netflix, kirby howell-baptiste is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, this is their latest album. "sector 17." music from seventeen on the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] and make sure to watch "jimmy kimmel live" next week with guest hosts simu liu, lamorne morris and nikki glaser. our first guest came straight out of germany 20 years ago to take the modeling world by storm. since then, she's become a successful businesswoman, reality show host, and harshly judges aspiring stars on "america's got talent." tomorrow night, she returns alongside tim gunn for season three of "making the cut" on amazon prime video. please welcome heidi klum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> nicole: my goodness! >> oh my goodness! >> nicole: heidi! i have questions but i just want to marvel at your beauty. i love this outfit. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: my goodness. oh, it's so cute. okay. so let's just get into it. you celebrated an anniversary. >> three years already. i mean, it's -- [ cheers ] it's amazing, yeah. four years together. we got married the exact one year after we met each other. >> nicole: oh, that's so nice. how'd you catch him? just kidding. so you guys have two vacations this month? that's fun. >> yeah, well, we went to a little bit of a health trip. because my husband has really bad cluster headaches. >> nicole: oh, no. >> we went to this health retreat in austria, which was hardcore. i did a whole colonostomy thing.

this thing goes this way -- >> nicole: that's above my pay grade. [ laughter ] > you do it this way, that way, and they -- >> nicole: meet in the middle? >> meet in the middle. usually i have my photo taken from the outside but they were all in there. >> nicole: taking pictures with someone up your bum going, yas, queen! >> apparently the intestine is 8 meters long. >> nicole: that's a lot of meters. [ laughter ] >> isn't that crazy? >> nicole: all wrapped up in you? oh, no. >> yeah. [ laughter ] they went in there and had a good old look. >> nicole: are you okay up there? >> everything was fine, thankfully, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: oh my god. what a dream come true. >> the pictures didn't come out so well. >> nicole: oh, they didn't? >> you're supposed to do it when you're like 45. and i'm turning 50. so i was like, i'm a little late to the party. so let's have a little look. [ laughter ] yeah, so -- yeah. >> nicole: i like it. i like that you're just taking care of yourself. >> yeah, then afterwards we went to st. bart's. >> nicole: oh! >> with my four children.

>> nicole: oh, that's nice. [ cheers ] what did you do you in st. bart's? >> just tanned. [ laughter ] >> nicole: oh, okay. do you like -- oh, there you go, heidi klum! [ cheers ] >> that was still in also tree yeah it was beautiful. >> nicole: you were naked the whole time? oh, yeah. >> why not? >> nicole: that's your husband? >> that's my husband. >> nicole: just as naked, i love it. what's it like to be hot and naked in public? [ laughter ] >> you should try it, just taking photos, just put them out there. >> nicole: okay. >> i feel like we only are as young as today so why not? [ cheers ] >> nicole: okay, i love that. >> we all get older every day, so why not do it now? have the party and the fun right now. that's my motto. >> nicole: i honestly love that motto. what other fun things did you do besides just be naked? >> well -- swim. [ laughter ] exercise with my husband. >> nicole: ah, yes. [ bleep ]ing.

[ cheers ] >> played some tennis. with the kids. you know, you said it, but yes. [ laughter ] >> nicole: i'll always say it, it's one of my favorite activities. >> i say it too, just not when i'm on the air. >> nicole: fair. fair. that's how you stay employed. i'm probably going to be -- abc is going to be like, "please don't come back." [ laughter ] i went speed dating on hollywood boulevard. >> yes. >> nicole: have you ever speed dated? >> i mean -- i -- obviously i had a few dates. made one we're date where we went to a movie theater. and, you know, these big buckets of popcorn. >> nicole: oh, yes, i love that. >> he was holding the popcorn, which i thought was strange. i always have to reach over. why don't you reach over? i'm reaching over, eating the popcorn. and then all of a sudden there's a hot dog in the popcorn. [ audience gasps ] but it was attached. >> nicole: the hot dog was attached? >> the hot dog was still attached. >> nicole: oh, no. a bunless dog. in the popcorn. >> has anyone ever done that to you? >> nicole: i have not been -- no.

no. [ laughter ] >> anyone here? >> nicole: has that happened to anyone here? >> have you ever had a hot dog in your popcorn? that was a first for me. never happened again. it's very memorable. >> nicole: i can imagine it's memorable. it's something you talk about in therapy. [ laughter ] that's tough. maybe amc will have another commercial with nicole kidman, "you can get a hot dog in your popcorn." [ laughter ] >> yeah, it was memorable. >> nicole: is that like the worst date you've ever been on? >> i mean, that kind of was strange to me, yeah. >> nicole: i think it's strange to everybody. [ laughter ] >> not too many bad ones, no. >> nicole: okay. so wait, you've been married for three years. that's truly exciting. how? i wasn't kidding. how? >> like how do we make that happen? >> nicole: how do i get married for three years? [ laughter ] how do i keep a man? i'd really like to know. >> you have to exercise a lot. >> nicole: okay. really? that's all it takes? >> with your husband. yes. >> nicole: the audience is like, oh, need to work out. sex, that's what she's saying. [ laughter ] really? that's all that it takes?

>> i mean, it's kind of working very well for us. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> nicole: i love that. where did you guys meet? maybe that will be helpful to get to the exercise. >> a twin brother -- >> nicole: oh, two! >> a birthday party which i didn't want to go to, and there he was. so he was this guy who i knew, and it was his twin brother. >> nicole: i can't believe, heidi klum, you're telling me i have to go out when i don't want to. [ laughter ] >> i didn't want to go out that night but that's always when it happens. >> nicole: oh my god. okay. so get out of my pajamas, get out of my bed, go to a party? >> yeah. >> nicole: that sounds exhausting. >> i feel that's where things happen. that's where it happened for me. >> nicole: okay. maybe go to parties where you are. >> yes. >> nicole: okay. la [ laughter ] >> my big halloween party, will you come?

>> nicole: absolutely. we'll talk about that later. >> yeah. >> nicole: yeah. save it for later. >> i love halloween parties. >> nicole: what do you love most? >> dressing up. >> nicole: i think that's what i like the most. you get to be like a kid again. truly, we'll talk about it later. [ laughter ] no, i want to keep talking about this party that you're going to take me to that i'm going to meet my magical man at. >> okay. >> nicole: where's it going to be? like a restaurant or a house party? >> we can have a party at my house. and i invite some single guys that i know. >> nicole: heidi klum do not make promises you can't keep. [ laughter ] >> i'm not that kind of person. if i say it, i mean it. >> nicole: heidi klum, i'm rolling up to your house tomorrow, oh my god. >> not tomorrow. >> nicole: not tomorrow! >> i can't throw a party like that, i can't hook it up that fast. >> nicole: all right. well, i'll wait till you can throw a party. more with heidi klum after this! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i have moderate to severe ulcerative colitis.

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i'm curious what the theme is. first we thought it was something religious. >> black widow? >> or is it -- it's a funeral? >> this would be a very sassy funeral. funereal wear. >> i think "sassy funeral" what is it should be called. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: welcome back. i'm here with heidi klum. oh my god. i love that.

doing?d funeral chic end up - >> how did they end up doing? >> nicole: the funeral chic-ness? >> the thing is they did so badly. not on this one. they did so badly in the original assignment that we were like, we can't produce any of the things that you guys made. >> nicole: oh, no. >> because, you know, every winning look gets produced and sold on amazon fashion. but there wasn't anything that we loved. it was awful. [ laughter ] we were like, you know what, you can redeem yourself, we'll give you seven hours, see what you come up with. >> nicole: seven hours? >> they made these amazing clothes in seven hours. sometimes when the pressure is on, they're even better than when they have a day or two because they overthink everything. they were just so amazing. that's when they came up with this funereal theme. it was really amazing. because sometimes they're not. [ laughter ] jeremy had a real fit. he was throwing his notebook at everyone. >> nicole: at people? >> well, close. to the feet. [ laughter ] >> nicole: well, okay, that's fine.

that's fine. >> he'd get so upset. you know, it's such a huge opportunity. at the end you can win $1 million. [ cheers ] >> nicole: wait, really? >> yes, really. >> nicole: $1 million? even after taxes that's a lot. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> nicole: my god. >> we get upset when they don't give it. >> nicole: wow. for people who don't know, explain the concept of "making the cut." >> it's a fashion design competition. we have ten designers from all around the world. because we go and stream to over 240 countries, we wanted to make sure we have people from all over the world. and they battle it out. so we give them an assignment, and every week they have two looks that they show down the runway. one is always a high fashion piece where they can really go crazy. it doesn't have to be something that you need to wear. >> nicole: couture? >> exactly. >> nicole: see, i see. >> then they have to do a second look, they have to show us how that trickles down to a wearable look. the wearable piece we produce and people can guy it on amazon

fashion. >> nicole: oh. >> so if they don't come up with something great, which happened in that episode, we said, okay, you have seven more hours, let's see what you can do. then they came up with the most amazing thing. >> nicole: do you get a hand in picking the designers? >> yeah. >> nicole: oh, she's hans-on, okay. >> yeah. they send in all their videos, they send us their clothes. >> nicole: you watch all the videos and stuff? >> yeah. >> nicole: oh my god, she works hard, i love that. [ cheers ] >> yeah, of course. you see what they do, but you only really ever know when you're on the show. you know, because then you know they are really doing it. because when they send you stuff, could be anyone. could be their friend doing it. but when we're there, they can't r run off. >> nicole: can't cheat. >> you know what they can do. >> nicole: tim gunn is on the show. >> my husband. [ cheers ] >> nicole: i love tim gunn. >> he's the best. i always say, it's the longest marriage i've ever been in, 18 years. >> nicole: 18 years?

>> 18 years, yeah. isn't that crazy? >> nicole: that is rather crazy. he's wonderful. what's it like working with him? i like him. >> he teaches me words that i don't even know. [ laughter ] like titillating. i was like, it doesn't have anything to do with? he's like, no! [ laughter ] i don't know. he's just a walking dictionary. i don't know. i love him. >> nicole: then, okay, i told you we would talk about it later. but your halloween party. a good segue, right? [ laughter ] >> now you must come. >> nicole: i really want to come. can i come? oh my god. >> no because i find you -- [ applause ] i find you your man. now you said yes, now you must come. >> nicole: heidi, i love that you retained that information, that i am looking. i would love to come. and honestly, we have pictures of your halloween costumes. >> yes? >> nicole: and my god. [ cheers ] i love that the inside of your body also wears a heel. [ laughter ] >> yeah, well i went to this

bodyworks. did you see this exhibition? i loved it so much. i saw that, wow, that's so weird, i want to be one of those. [ laughter ] i kind of see these weird things along my life, then i come up with these weird things. [ cheers ] >> nicole: that's great. i love it. >> yeah. and my husband was shrek. i could never find anyone that would actually do all the crazy things with me. he was shrek with me, it was fun. you sit there for 14 hours -- >> nicole: 14 hours? wow. >> it was i can't say. this year is going to be the most craziest one ever. >> nicole: do you do themes? >> no. i have done. like this one i did with my husband. but i feel like everyone should dress what they want to be. >> nicole: i can just be pretty and show up like this? >> i think you can ramp it up a notch. >> nicole: i'll try. so i can find a husband. >> amp it up a notch. >> nicole: well, thank you, heidi. thank you so much. [ cheers ] episodes of "making the cut"

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> nicole: welcome back. our next guest is a very talented lady whom you know from "the good place," "killing eve" and "barry." now she's getting stellar reviews for her portrayal of death in "the sandman." >> you are utterly the stupidest, most self-centered, pathetic excuse for an anthropomorphic personification on this or any plane. feeling sorry for yourself because your game is over and you haven't got the balls to find a new one. you're as bad as desire. no, worse. did it never occur to you that i would be worried about you? >> i didn't think -- >> exactly. you didn't think. >> heads-up! [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: "the sandman" is on netflix now. please welcome my friend kirby howell-baptiste. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> nicole: you lost what? what did you lose? >> i just lost my ring. >> nicole: oh-oh, we got to find that ring. do you have to return it? put it on. >> oh my god. >> nicole: oh my god. [ cheers and applause ] all right, let me see. >> we were trying to find my gold ring. >> nicole: which one was lost? >> this one. can i tell you something? >> nicole: tell me. >> this was from gold that i found and made into a new ring. so it's almost like it was trying to go back from whence it came. [ laughter ] >> nicole: i got to get to my owner! wait, kirby, this outfit. >> oh, thanks. >> nicole: you look [ bleep ] good. >> thank you, girl, thank you. [ cheers and applause ]

>> nicole: oh my god. thank you so much for being my final guest this week. >> oh my gosh. >> nicole: i am so excited, i'm so happy for you. >> i've had so much fun watching you. >> nicole: oh my god, kirby! kirby! you are amazing. [ cheers and applause ] she's amazing. okay. you're amazing but i hear you've been having car trouble. >> okay, well yeah. i shouldn't drive is the point. eye been having car trouble. can i say this car trouble was not fully my own fault. this was my boyfriend's fault. >> nicole: hm, yes, blame men. >> blame men, always. my boyfriend and i went to arizona recently. and then on the drive back, he'd been to this place before, from yuma, he was like, there's an mazing sand dunes, you're going to love it. i like to think i'm outdoorsy. >> nicole: sure. >> i'm not, i just like to think i am. >> nicole: no, no. >> so he was like, let's go see these sand dunes. we drive. and we are -- we go off a little bit of road. go straight into sand. we can't go any further. and he hits me with the "relax,

babe, your car's got four-wheel drive," all-wheel drive, whatever that's calls. >> nicole: whatever. >> see, i don't know. >> nicole: is it a jeep? >> it's a tesla. >> nicole: that's not offroad. >> it's not an offroad vehicle. >> nicole: that's saving on gas and smooth riding, that's not offroading. [ laughter ] >> it's not. we had to have a tow truck pull us out. out of a sand dune. that's my car in sand. these things that are behind it are just desert scruffs that we found. >> nicole: what are desert scruffs? >> things that have blown out of other people's cars or off their tires. >> nicole: dusty hopes and wishes? sticking them under the tire? >> we tried to wedge them under the tire to get traction to go back. more than anything -- i got to say, this is also a chance to say -- i have to put a message out there. a very kind lady named dawn saw us there. >> nicole: uh-huh? >> and drove -- she stopped at

want to get stuck in soft sand.- [ laughter ] she walked out. and she was like -- knocked on our window, are you okay? yeah, we've called a tow truck, we have water, we're okay. it's just we feel dumb. [ laughter ] and she said -- this is dawn, this is in yuma. dawn from yuma, or the surrounding areas, we made it out. so she gave me her number and she said, call me when you get out. >> nicole: that's sweet. >> really, really sweet. call me when you get out. if you haven't called me in the next hour or two, i'm going to send someone here. we get towed out. maybe less than an hour later. we're driving. i'm like, i'm going to call dawn. i go to call dawn, and i put in the wrong number. it will not connect. i know. >> nicole: or did she give you the wrong number? [ laughter ] hee hee hee! they think they're being helped! i knew this would be good material!

dawn's diabolical. >> no, listen, if you know -- it was like 43 celsius, which i think is maybe like 100? >> nicole: who knows? i don't know. [ laughter ] you want me to do math right now? i didn't go to college. >> me neither. oh, okay, no. i think it's like -- it's like the, you know -- the hundreds. between 102, 110. dawn got out of the car, walked over to our car through the sand, knocked on the window. so i do think it's the right number. i'm so sorry, dawn, i tried to call you but i took down the wrong number, probably in my, i don't know, panic. we made it, dawn. i made it! [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: she made it! dawn, she made it! i hope dawn contacts you. wait, kirby. you authored books. >> yes. [ cheers ] >> nicole: these doing everything! i love that. i love that so much. explain these books to me. >> okay, so they are, you know, like sibling books.

"little black girl" are the things you can do. "little black boy" are the things you will do. it's a small distinction, but language is important. >> nicole: yes. >> and, you know, it's very, very meaningful. for me, i feel like young black girls, we struggle with or we sort of are told what we can and can't do. we struggle with those limitations. i think for young black boys, there's this idea that people put on young black boys that they'll do anything. they will become anything. so that was sort of the distinction in the title. i wrote "little black girl" by myself. when i wrote that and spoke to my book editor, stacy barney at penguin random house, she was like, we love this book, do you feel there's a world where there can be another? i was like, actually, yeah. but also she was like, do you feel like there's a world where there will be another? i've learned you have to just say yes. at the time i was like, i can't write another book. >> nicole: you can. there's going to be another check. [ laughter ] >> you're like, yeah, of course. >> nicole: yeah. >> then she told me about the check.

>> nicole: you're like, helping children and cashing checks, i love it. >> so i wrote the companion book with my boyfriend. >> nicole: oh, boy. was that fun collaborating? >> it was -- [ laughter ] >> nicole: okay. >> no, it was. it was fun. i think it's really difficult to collaborate with anyone. you know. like writing partners or anything like that. i think when you're collaborating with your actual partner, it's both fantastic because you can be brutally honest, but it's also awful because you're brutally honest. >> nicole: oh, yeah. at night before bed, hey, that note you gave me? >> yeah, yeah. >> nicole: i didn't love it. >> yeah, yeah, there's no escaping. >> nicole: we have to talk about "the sandman." >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> nicole: you are getting incredible reviews. i've seen you on it. what a dream. i'm so happy. can you tell me what "the sandman" is about? >> "the sandman" is an epic fantasy adventure -- >> reporter: you play death? >> i play death. it sort of focuses on a family

called the endless. we're sort of concepts that take human form. and this season of "the sandman" follows dream, my brother, morpheus, who has been captured by an occultist, and it's a sort of journey for him to regain his powers and regain his tools. you meet the family along the way. each episode is a standalone. >> nicole: so you can skip to yours? episode six, you don't have to watch anything else, just watch it for kirby. >> neil gaiman said, if you don't like one of the episodes, try another. >> nicole: that's a great way to get people to watch it. don't like that one, dip into another one until you like it. >> up the ratings. >> nicole: watch for 15 minutes, canceled "the view," what a treat. [ laughter ] it's based on comics? >> it's based on comics. >> ae you a nerd? did you read the comics? >> i did years the comics years and years ago and i loved death.

i always thought -- i'd never seen that portrayal of beth before, a warm and welcoming death. so that really, really struck me. then weirdly, i got to play this role years later. that wouldn't even have been in my imagination at the time that i read it. >> nicole: i love that. i think about death a lot too. we talked about this on my podcast. >> i think we manifested this oil for me. >> nicole: maybe we did. >> yeah. >> nicole: i told you at my funeral i want all my friends to wear all the stupid [ bleep ] in my closet at my funeral. [ laughter ] a cacophony of dumb, you know? >> yes. yes. >> nicole: you know? >> and i am so attached to my jewelry and things. as you saw, i ran around the -- you know -- that i want to be buried with it all like an egyptian. [ wherescheers ] >> nicole: leave nothing for these peasants, nothing. thank you, kirby. i'm so excited i got to talk with you. "the sandman" is on netflix now. we'll be right back with music from seventeen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes.

californians have a choice between two initiatives on sports betting. prop 27 generates hundreds of millions every year to permanently fund getting people off the streets a prop 26? not a dime to solve homelessness prop 27 has strong protections to prevent minors from betting. prop 26? no protections for minors. prop 27 helps every tribe, including disadvantaged tribes. prop 26? nothing for disadvantaged tribes

vote yes on 27. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes.

>> nicole: i want to thank heidi klum, kirby howell-baptiste and of course, jimmy kimmel. "nightline" is next. but first, their album "sector 17" is out now. here with the song, "hot," seventeen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ singing in korean ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in korean ] ♪

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