ama: thanks for watching. dan: for all of us, >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host lamorne morris! tonight -- regina hall. storm reid. and music from soccer mommy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lamorne: whoo! wow. wow! welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ]

this has been a fantastic experience for me. i want to thank god for this opportunity. this is my second and final night hosting the show. i know i've only been here two days. but man, i feel like i've made some incredible friendships that will last a lifetime. like -- who's that dude? [ laughter ] camera guy, man! [ cheers ] give it up for camera guy. we're so close, we're so close. and the lady who brought me -- she brought me a salad once. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] honestly, i thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. very, very nourishing. and -- security guard with mustache who gets stoned in the parking lot. [ cheers ] what was your name again? >> guillermo: kyle. >> lamorne: kyle, thank you, kyle. >> guillermo: you're welcome. you're welcome. >> lamorne: guys, well, kyle, you might want to pay attention to this. according to a new study, young people are using marijuana and hallucinogens more than ever before.

now, i looked it up and apparently "marijuana" is a plant, you know, that some people, they -- they smoke it, apparently. [ laughter ] this is the first time i've heard of the stuff. just be cool. my mom, my mom is here again in the audience. [ cheers and applause ] i got a question for you, mom. you ever smoked marijuana? >> on national tv? [ laughter ] >> lamorne: or in the privacy of your own home, i don't know. >> >> lamorne: don't let the boss for know you're into gummies. >> i didn't say that. >> lamorne: no comment on that.

plead the fifth. you can map to that. [ applause ] here's the thing. of course, drig use is tough. it is. life is so bad right now, people would rather fight an ancient serpent in an ayahuasca nightmare than log on to another zoom happy hour. [ laughter ] honestly, i feel like drugs had to be involved in what i'm about to show you. this is a cautionary tale about standing too close to a car while it's doing donuts. >> holy [ bleep ]! >> lamorne: yeah, yeah. it's weird, yeah. [ applause ] "the ass and the furious." love the fact that this man just got hit by a car and nobody went to help him. they pulled their phones up to see his beat-up [ bleep ].

they're like, "squished his penis, get your phone out!" so, you know how donald trump was keeping top secret files in his basement? well, turns out that since he left office, the government has recovered more than 300 classified documents from trump's house. it's amazing they let trump walk away with hundreds of classified documents. meanwhile the one time i accidentally took home a "new girl" script with some spoilers in it, zooey deschanel showed up to my front door and threatened to stab me with a august lay low. [ laughter ] you'd be shocked how many ukuleles she has in her house. [ laughter ] trump claims these documents were declassified, because he said so. which okay. [ laughter ] take your word for it. if they're declassified, bitch, let me see them! i want to see the ufo stuff, the nuclear codes, the batgirl movie, i want to see all of it! [ cheers and applause ] i want to see the batgirl movie! i kind of feel like this one is

on us, right? what did we expect him to do? entrusting donald trump with our national secrets is like asking r. kelly to babysit. [ moans and laughter ] r. kelly fans in here? you guys like r. kelly? [ scattered applause ] >> lamorne: okay. it's great. this is a weird one. have you been following the herschel walker campaign? you have? yeah, you're big into it? well, i don't know herschel personally. but i grew up watching the guy. man, was he a great football player. now he's running for the senate. and he's got a lot of you would say interesting ideas. for example, this is what he had to say the other night about the democrats' new climate bill. >> they continue to try to fool you. but they're not helping you out. because a lot of the money is going to trees, you know that, don't you? they're going to trees. we got enough trees.

don't we have enough trees around here? [ laughter ] >> lamorne: yeah. a lot of trees. this reminds me of that age-old question. if a tree falls in the forest and it lands on herschel walker's head, would he have more or less brain damage? [ laughter ] i don't know the guy but i know everyone's clowning herschel walker for saying we don't need more trees. but i think maybe he was taken out of context. all right? it makes more sense when you hear the whole statement. >> a message from senate candidate herschel walker. >> hey. it's herschel. how come people love trees so much anyhow? you know, you ever thought about this? i think about this every day. yesterday. [ laughter ] all the days. what live in trees, man? owls? y'all know the bird? owls, man. they heads, they heads spin all the way around, like in a circle, like that devil girl from that movie, "the exercise."

[ laughter and applause ] i tell you what. man. it's spooky, it's spooky, man. owls, they creep around at nighttimes while we sleeping. we don't know what they up to. [ laughter ] who love owls? harry potter and all them little witches running around? [ laughter ] and what do witches do? they hunt president donald trump. [ laughter ] always talking about witch hunts. man, you want to stop the witch hunts? you got to stop the owls. [ laughter ] yeah. you take the owls out of the equalization, man, no more trees. and what do they do with the trees? they boil those trees, and then they turn them into books. what? [ laughter ] y'all know books is no good. they put them in the li-berry. man, got all them words. nobody know what them words mean except the phone book. man, that guy, numbers, like 1, also has 3, 7 and 9.

[ laughter ] oh, boy. herschel head starting to hurt. [ laughter ] i'ma go to sleep now. if you wake me up if you hear a owl. [ applause ] >> this is a message from senate candidate herschel walker. >> lamorne: see? [ cheers and applause ] you need context, guys. have you seen "the rise of gru"? yes, yes? it's about the minions. those little dudes shaped like your grandma's fish oil pills. [ laughter ] well, apparently the government censors in china didn't like how the movie ended. so, they just changed it. instead of the original version, where a villain named "wild knuckles" gets away with his crimes, this is what the audience saw in china. "wild knuckles tried to steal the zodiac stone -- again. he was arrested and served 20 years in villainmax prison."

[ laughter ] the chinese government can't just make nonsensical changes to movies. that's what studio executives are for! [ laughter ] and look, while i don't endorse censorship of any kind, it did give me an idea for how to finish my monologue last night. >> we'll be right back with dave franco! >> lamorne morris was so magnificent he signed a 50 year, $1 billion contract with every tv network and went on to become an international symbol of virility. jimmy kimmel retired in shame and later died in prison. >> lamorne: sorry, jimmy. sorry you have to find out this way. this is crazy. in 2026, nasa is planning to put people back on the moon for the first time in more than 50 years "to establish a human presence" there. this is what they said. or, in other words, we're about to [ bleep ] up the moon, y'all!

[ laughter ] sorry. sorry, mom, my language. [ laughter ] this is going horribly wrong for us. our relationship with change after this, i'm sure. and you know, space is cool and everything. but it's got a major representation problem. one that i'm hoping to solve with a new project i'm very proud to launch here tonight. >> hello. i'm television sensation and real-life black man lamorne morris. i know you're excited, so please wipe yourselves off. like you, i've been following the stories of billionaires launching themselves into space for no good reason, and i couldn't help but notice all these men have one thing in common. they're all white as hell. so today i'd like to speak to the rocket-obsessed rich dudes out there. bezos. musk. brandon. jimmy buffett, i'm assuming. it's 2022. let's diversify the cosmos. add some melanin to the milky way. it's time to blast some brothers into space. i'm just the man to do it with

my new company malcolm spacex. [ laughter ] we didn't land on the moon, the moon landed on us. with just a few of your many billion dollars, you could fund this first of its kind space program designed to bring black folks to the great unknown. and i've already got the crew picked out for our first mission. well, there's me and dr. dre, jay-z, of course, beyonce, you got to have did dy, and one guy named bradley. any brandly. bradley cooper. he's -- bradley cooper's fine. trying to push bradley cooper on me, he's okay, he's fine. for our ship we're not going up in some dong-shaped rocket like you clowns, [ bleep ] trying to [ bleep ] those rings of jupiter, or mars -- i've never been to space, i don't know who has the rings. our ship will be designed by

space chutes, none of the frumpy michelin man stuff, okay? ours will be versace. instead of boots, we'll be wearing lebron's. we're not eating space food that comes out of a damn tube. safety be damned. because who's going to be mad when a warm slice of pecan pie floats into their mouth? not me. when anything floats into my mouth, i -- well -- [ bleep ]. the time is now! we need to get out there before the moon gets genre guide. let's come together in the name of unity and make some history, you rich mother [ bleep ]. >> malcolm spacex. if you don't give us your money, you're racist. >> lamorne: we've got a good show for you tonight. storm reid is here. we have music from soccer mommy. and we'll be right back with regina hall.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lamorne: wow, you look fantastic. >> thank you. it's so good to see you. >> lamorne: thank you, i know. [ laughter ] we did a movie together. >> we're neighbors. >> lamorne: we are neighbors. but everything you do, you're great at. [ cheers and applause ] she is. i think i saw a message after i watched "nine perfect strangers." >> did you? >> lamorne: i did, you didn't respond. [ laughter ] >> i think you did, you texted me. >> lamorne: i told you how great you were, you were great in "barbershop," everything that you do. my question to you is, based on another message you sent me, why do you want to kidnap my daughter?

[ laughter ] >> oh! [ audience: aww ] >> lamorne: this is the most beautiful girl, yeah. >> that's actually not your daughter, that's my daughter. >> lamorne: that's your daughter? [ laughter ] oh! >> see? >> lamorne: what? oh, the joke's on me. >> see, yeah, look at that. >> lamorne: you make more money than me, so we're looking at child support. she's so cute. >> lamorne: thank you very much. >> yeah. >> lamorne: thank you very much. it's a combination, that's cocoa butter and jesus right there. [ laughter ] that's all there is. >> that's a hill of a combo. how old is she now? >> lamorne: she's 2. my daughter is 2. contrary to what i said -- >> she said gina. >> lamorne: does she? >> that's what i was whispering. >> lamorne: that's not -- no. no. you can take her for a little bit. >> you offered her to me for a little tight. >> lamorne: a little bit. >> what if i don't want to give her back? >> lamorne: i know where you live. [ laughter ] >> that's true, that's true. >> lamorne: listen, you're one

of the funniest people, dare i say, in the world? >> oh my gosh. >> lamorne: i will say that. >> that's very nice. >> lamorne: yeah, and -- >> lamorne is hilarious too. [ cheers and applause ] no, i'm serious. let me say, i probably -- i did know you were funny. but when we worked together and i saw, like, all the things that you did, like off the cuff, that was kind of amazing. >> lamorne: thank you very much. >> so much that y'all didn't get to see. >> lamorne: they didn't get to see. >> the editing. i'm saying a lot of it they didn't, unfortunately with the time frame -- [ laughter ] yeah, but it was really funny. >> lamorne: i feel like this is a jab. [ laughter ] >> no, no, no. i'm talking about with -- no, no, no. [ laughter ] i wasn't -- i am being very genuine. i'm saying you did so many funny things that all of them couldn't

make it because they had to stick to plot. >> lamorne: that's true. >> and so you lose a lot of stuff in movies, a lot of times the funniest touch. >> lamorne: 100%. but some of the funniest stuff did happen to you when you hosted the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] you did a great job. >> so crazy. >> lamorne: yeah, it's a crazy show. not many people have heard of it. >> no. i mean that one, i'm surprised. >> lamorne: that one kind of went under the radar. >> that's what i was thinking. >> lamorne: on that show, something interesting happened. >> really? >> lamorne: yeah. you got personal. okay? you told the world that you were single. >> yeah, yeah. yeah, i did. >> lamorne: really? >> yeah. >> lamorne: what was that like? because then after you told -- >> the world, yeah. >> lamorne: -- everybody you were single, you brought people on stage. >> oh. [ laughter ] yeah, i did. timothy was ready. you see, he came -- >> lamorne: look at him. >> he came ready with his shirt off. >> lamorne: he's got no shirt on.

>> he knew his name was getting called. >> lamorne: 100%. look at this list of gentlemen callers. my question to you is, after you slept with these men -- [ laughter ] >> yes. >> lamorne: which you probably did. >> i did. >> lamorne: rate them, rate all these guys. >> right. well, you know. tey were all pretty darn good, i got to tell you. they all start to blur once they go in a row like that. [ laughter ] everyone has a gift. [ applause ] what fungis. >> lamorne: very fun. >> yeah. yeah, you know, they weren't even supposed to come on stage. that wasn't preplanned. >> this wasn't preplanned? >> no, they just came up there. >> lamorne: who would go on stage if something's not planned? >> i know, i know. [ laughter ] i know. >> lamorne: that would be insane. >> it would. it was a crazy night. >> lamorne: that was a crazy night. i'm glad that was the only time anybody walked on stage -- >> >> yeah, yeah, yeah, that was it. >> lamorne: you didn't bring me

on stage. i don't feel bad about it at all. we're still friendeds, i think. >> i was like, dang, one more. lamorne. and then -- the time. [ laughter ] you get that time frame. >> lamorne: story of my life. my question for you is, you put yourself out there in front of millions and millions of people that you're single. >> yeah, yes. >> lamorne: what's your instagram dms look like after that? >> the same. nothing changed. >> lamorne: nothing changed >> no, no. >> lamorne: what are you talking about? >> i mean -- i don't know. >> lamorne: you -- so -- >> i don't check my dms. nothing's ever -- >> lamorne: you don't check your dms? >> i used to check them, there were a lot of unsolicited penises. [ laughter ] i would open them to just be like, oh. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: someone's whole thing would just be out. >> a lot of people were free with themselves. >> lamorne: what is the worst date you've ever been on? >> a blind date. a setup date. >> lamorne: a setup date. >> a setup date. and this -- someone was trying

to help me walk into my femininity. >> lamorne: okay. >> you know, softer side. i know the perfect guy. she sets me up on a date, we got in an argument the very, very, very first time and last time we went on a date. >> lamorne: what are you arguing about on a first date? the bill? >> no, no. but -- over money. he said he never wanted -- he didn't want his -- if he gets married, he doesn't want his wife to work. >> lamorne: oh. >> and i was like -- well there were several things. i said, what if your wife wants to work? and he said no. so then i said, what if your wife -- what if i want a job, i want to buy you, i don't know, an expensive watch or a car? and he said, well, we can't spend over $500 on a gift unless we discuss it with each other. and i said, but then it's not a surprise. and then he said -- this is where it got confusing. he says to me, because that

money should go towards the children. >> lamorne: oh. >> and -- if we have kids. and he wanted -- okay, i'm going to go back. [ laughter ] and i said, you weren't counting on my money anyway, so why does my money have to go towards the kids? i'm supposed to not even be working. now you're already counting my money to go on children that i don't want. because he had one child and said he wanted two. so i said, okay, good, we just have one. he said, no, i want two by my wife. >> lamorne: oh. wow. >> right. you see the specificity? >> lamorne: i do, i do. [ laughter ] >> you see the problem? >> lamorne: i do see the problem. >> but he did call me to go out again, but i knew there was no future. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: ah. >> there was no future. >> lamorne: my goodness. >> i love surprises. i love surprising people with stuff. like if i had to go and ask, could i spend more than $500, that would bother me. >> lamorne: would it really? >> yeah, i hope it would bother you if you had so ask me to spend more than $500. >> lamorne: oh my gosh.

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out of it, but i think it's inappropriate. that's just me, that's just saying. >> i don't think he meant anything by it. >> that's next on my watch list, "bridgerton." i can't wait to see it either. >> i might have binged it with armando on my flight to new york. >> are you kidding me? we put it on the watch list. you know what i watched instead of that? "storage wars," reruns. i can't get that piece of my life back. [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: welcome back. that was regina and kevin hart in "me time." so funny, again, so good. yes. now, this scene, you guys are arguing about bingeing something. is this something that happen to you, maybe one of you and your blind dates? >> we would have argued about that, i can guarantee you. if you were together, we'd be arguing. i have argued with peopler on watching something, yeah. i won't say argue. but if you've made an agreement to watch something together, then you find out they've watched it already, there's a slight feeling of betrayal. >> lamorne: betrayal?

>> i mean, i think so. >> lamorne: i definitely feel like it's betrayal. i'm a huge basketball fan. when i was in a relationship, i would get home, my girl sometimes would go, "lakers lost." shut up! >> oh! >> lamorne: i recorded the game. >> i can't watch sports recorded. >> lamorne: you can't? oh my goodness. >> well -- no, that's a lie. >> lamorne: that is a lie? >> i can watch boxing recorded. >> that makes sense. guy gets knocked out, great. spoiler alert. now in this movie, you play kevin hart's career-driven wife. tell me about the project. >> so "me time," it's really -- it's really, like -- it's jon hammberg. great at bromances. he did "i love you, man." what if i named all the movies? >> lamorne: start from the about beginning. >> no, stop. what i'm saying is it's a bromance between mark and kevin. so i play the wife that allows mill to have this wonderful amount of me time. then it goes, you know, awry. >> lamorne: yeah, he goes on

this crazy trip, you go on a trip. >> then i go on a trip. >> lamorne: chaos ensues. >> he thinks i'm not going to soar. he thinks i'm not going to be great at being a mom. >> lamorne: we talked about this, you want to steal my baby. >> i am a mom, i have a 2-year-old. >> lamorne: you have a 2-year-old? >> can we bring the picture back up? [ laughter ] >> lamorne: she's not your baby! >> there she is, there's my baby. >> lamorne: my beautiful angel. you've gone on some trips of your own, some wild trips. >> yeah. well -- well -- broke trips. >> lamorne: what is a broke trip? >> when you don't have money, you or the person you go with. yeah. we went to jamaica, my friend naim and i. we had $100. >> lamorne: wow. >> i know. it's not a lot. but we would have made it. but she was like, i met these guys, they're going to take us out to dinner. she ordered the most expensive thing. the bill came and they said, "let's split it." then she bought weed. >> lamorne: what? >> because she was in jamaica.

>> lamorne: okay. makes sense. >> and that was -- that took us down. to about $20. >> lamorne: so when you leave, what happens? when you left jamaica, what happened? did you feel fulfilled? did you smoke the weed? >> we had a great time. we met this girl, wonderful. i mean, good people. >> lamorne: okay. >> she had all inclusive. we signed as amy. >> lamorne: you were just stealing? >> well, no. no, because it was paid for. >> lamorne: oh, okay. >> because it was all inclusive. >> lamorne: so this makes a lot of sense. >> all inclusive is like making sure nothing goes to waste. it's like that. because you paid for it. we sign ed as amy. then we forgot about the weed and smoked it all the day we left. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: so i asked you if it was a wild trip, you said no. this sounds like a wild trip to me. >> yeah, no. we woke up on the plane with our head in a man's laugh. [ laughter ] [ applause ] when i tell you -- and i don't remember what happened. and that's when i knew marijuana

was definitely medicinal. because if you couldn't sleep, that stuff right there was going to make it happen. >> lamorne: knock you out, make you fall into -- >> it made me -- i don't remember the flight. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: you remember the crotch you woke up in. >> i remember waking and up rising from a crotch. >> lamorne: okay. >> it was like right in the -- it's like a breast, you know, when you're like -- not like on heroin, but when you're like -- [ laughter ] >> lamorne: what's up with you, man? y'all know what it's like when you're on heroin! >> you've seen it in the movies. >> lamorne: okay. okay. you have another movie. >> yes. >> lamorne: "honk for jesus." i've seen this, it is fantastic. it will be out soon. make sure you watch it. tell us about "honk for jesus." >> "honk for jesus," i play a first lady who's married to a pastor. and our church is opening back up after my husband's scandal. and we're trying to open -- we're trying to open it on

easter sunday. it's kind of like what this -- what they decide to do to get their members back. >> lamorne: i heard you had an interesting wardrobe malfunction. [ laughter ] >> we had a bedroom scene. a love scene. >> lamorne: yes. sorry. [ laughter ] >> you've seen it. it's a specific kind of love scene. >> lamorne: yeah. >> you know. >> lamorne: i don't want to spoil anything. but -- it ain't what you think. [ laughter ] >> right. and so -- it's like -- i have my whatever they call them. lying negligee kind of stuff. stuff no woman wears at home. and it -- and we were lying there, and i kind of go to him, i rolled on my side. and my -- what's the word? >> lamorne: bosom? >> one of them. >> lamorne: not titty. [ laughter ] it is not called a titty. >> it is not. so my not-titty popped out. [ laughter ]

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lamorne: welcome back. . our next guest is a talented actress who's worked alongside oprah, zendaya, and runs a production company from the comfort of her dorm room. her new movie is called "one way." >> hey, cream puff, where you going? >> what? >> [ bleep ]. i'm just talking to her. >> how old are you anyway? >> take a guess. >> um -- let's see -- >> stop. >> what -- he was talking to me.

>> just turn around. >> what the [ bleep ]? [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: "one way" opens in select theaters and video on demand september 2nd. please welcome storm reid. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lamorne: oh my gosh, look at you? >> how are you? >> lamorne: i'm doing fantastic. >> you're doing such a fabulous job, i just have to say. [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: thank you. thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me. >> lamorne: on a school night. >> yes. i've started my sophomore year of college yesterday. [ applause ] >> lamorne: what does that -- what is that like? i mean, you're a -- you know, you're a damn movie star. then you're going to college. what is that like? >> yeah, i mean, to be honest, it's so much fun. it's such a blessing to be able

to do these cool things. it was really important to me to feel like a regular teenager. and i don't feel like a regular teenager, but obviously i'm not deemed as a regular teenager. to be able to go to school, cultivate relationships, of course further my knowledge. it's just a blessing. i'm having the bes time. >> lamorne: i would just go for drinks. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? wow. are people asking you for autographs, acting advice? >> it's interesting. because first semester, of course people love "euphoria." they would come up to me about "euphoria." >> lamorne: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> they'd come up to me about "euphoria." it was cool, but i'm not one of those people that stays tucked in my dorm room. i'm out and about, i'm in the village, i'm on campus. i think people got used to seeing me. >> lamorne: you live on campus? >> i live on campus. >> lamorne: wow. >> i'm doing the whole thing. >> lamorne: you live in a mansion on campus?

>> a campus apartment. >> lamorne: we're not using the hollywood lifestyle like you should. >> i actually -- welcome week was this week. i forgot that class of '26 is obsessed with "euphoria." so it's been a little hectic on campus, people screaming out ewe for ewe foreyeah calling me gia. but i love it. >> lamorne: do you get social, a party life? these big parties i've never been to myself personally? >> i do go to a few parties. if it's my friend's party that i'll come to or go to. i love the football games. i'm at all the football games, basketball games. >> lamorne: this is you. >> that is me. [ applause ] hopefully this year our football team will be better. >> lamorne: oh. are you saying they were bad? >> yeah. last year, they were bad. i've already told the boys they need to get it together. i think lincoln riley will do what we need him to do. >> lamorne: oh, wow. i see you at the game.

do you know how the cheer goes? >> no, i don't. >> lamorne: oh my gosh. i know how it goes. >> do you? >> lamorne: no, i'm lying. [ laughter ] again, i didn't go to college. you run a production company? >> i do. >> lamorne: tell me about this. >> yes. [ clears ] i run a production company c called a seed in wings with my mom. >> lamorne: what? >> yes. there she is, look how cute she is! [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: that's your mama? >> oh-oh, oh-oh. we got a crush! >> lamorne: this your mama? >> that's my mama. >> lamorne: dammit! this is your mom? where's she at? >> she's backstage. >> lamorne: where's she at? backstage right now? >> oh-oh. >> lamorne: okay, i'm not going to do it. oho! okay. >> that's hilarious. i run a production company with my mom, a seed in wings. our goal is to create multi pass scented stories, stories that are not being told, and really

not only create opportunities for ourselves but for other people. give other people opportunities. we just sold a movie called "becoming noble" to paramount pics. >> lamorne: what? oh my gosh. [ applause ] >> excited about that. >> lamorne: repeat the name of that movie. >> "becoming noble." it's a really beautiful story about a young girl who finds out that she's royalty. she has to come of age and figure out what she's going to do with that information. we're so excited. >> o >>. >> lamorne: you work with your mom? >> yes. >> lamorne: so my question to you is, she is your mom. who's the boss in the situation? >> oh, always my mama. >> lamorne: your mom's the boss? >> mom is mom first. which i appreciate. >> lamorne: that's right, mom. >> but my mom is the boss. she's always been the boss, always going to be the boss. >> lamorne: okay. >> but she also respects my opinion and the things that i bring to the table. and not only is she my mom, she's my business partner, and

we work perfectly together. >> lamorne: that makes perfect sense, okay. [ applause ] so "one way." let's talk about "one way." oh my goodness. so -- tell us about this movie. very, very fun movie. dark movie. >> it's a dark movie. >> lamorne: twisted stuff going on in this movie. tell us about it. >> "one way" takes place mostly on a bus, which was challenging. when i wrapped i was like, i don't want to see a bus ever again. but it is a thriller. and i was acting alongside colson baker. also known as machine gun kelly. super nice, super brilliant, super talented. i play rachel, a young girl he comes across on the bus that is dealing with her own set of issues. she's lying about her age. she's just got a lot going on, but so does he. he's got in some trouble, he's injured. so it's an unlikely bond that you expect to happen. >> lamorne: right. >> but i think they both realize that they're in trouble, and they figure it out and try to save the day for each other. >> lamorne: now, i also hear you

spend a lot of time with kevin bacon. >> yes. >> lamorne: what's he like? i got a chance to work with him a little bit. he didn't like talking to me. [ laughter ] >> he was super nice. he's actually one of my mom's favorite actors. >> lamorne: really? >> i was familiar with his work beforehand. and i just respect when someone so talented is able to go on set and bring something new to each take. because as actors, sometimes we get so in our heads about the character or how we feel the character should be and we follow that. he brought something new and spicy to each take, which i really admired. then i just love working with good people. and he's actually a good human. >> lamorne: he is, that's great, that's great. you see him in "footloose"? >> i have. >> lamorne: your mom saw him in "footloose"? >> i'm sure. >> lamorne: can we bring up the picture of your mom again? [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: yeah, yeah. let your mom know. look. i'm a single dad, i'm just -- it's lonely out there. >> hm.

[ laughter ] >> lamorne: and your mom, you know -- i hear she's single. i know it's lonely out there for her. let her know. hit your boy up. >> i got you. >> lamorne: you got me? i appreciate you. storm reid, everybody. [ applause ] "one way" opens in select theaters, video on demand, and digital september 2nd. we'll be right back with music from soccer mommy! >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

for decades, i've worked at the intersection of domestic violence and homelessness. so when prop 27 promised solutions to homelessness, i took a good, hard look. it's not a solution. 90% of the money goes to the out-of-state corporations who wrote it. very little is left for the homeless. don't let corporations exploit homelessness to pad their profits. vote no on 27.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> lamorne: that's all the time we've got. i want to thank regina hall, storm reid and jimmy kimmel. "nightline" is next. but first, her album "sometimes, forever" is out now. here with the song "feel it all the time," soccer mommy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i've got a truck

out in the drive ♪ ♪ and it made me a hundred thousand miles ♪ ♪ and it still runs good yeah she gets the job done ♪ ♪ drinking regular from the gasoline pump ♪ ♪ and i've got a heart that beats too fast ♪ ♪ and a shake in my hands and a pain in my back ♪ ♪ and i'm just twenty-two going on twenty-three ♪ ♪ already worn down from everything ♪ ♪ so, i wanna drive out where the sunshines ♪ ♪ drown out the noise and the way i feel ♪

♪ but even the light is so temporary ♪ ♪ and i see the dark at the back of my heels ♪ ♪ i feel it all the time ♪ ♪ been waking up from these headache dreams ♪ ♪ where i can't see past what's in front of me ♪ ♪ i was wondering if it could mean something ♪ ♪ or if its nonsense like everything else ♪ ♪ maybe the days are just running out ♪ ♪ like the gasoline gauge as i'm driving south ♪ ♪ oh i hoped that my knees would keep dragging me on ♪ ♪ but they've been worn down to the bone ♪ ♪ so i wanna drive out where the sunshines ♪ ♪ drown out the noise and the way i feel ♪ ♪ but even the light is so temporary ♪

♪ and i see the dark at the back of my heels ♪ ♪ so i'm gonna drive 'til i'm swallowed in sunset ♪ ♪ and let me collapse like a broken lung ♪ ♪ 'cause i' none ♪ng my eyes 'til ♪ i feel it all the time ♪ ♪ ♪ i've got a truck out in the drive ♪ ♪ and it made me a hundred thousand miles ♪ ♪ and i don't think i'll ever make it so far ♪ ♪ it makes me sad if i think too hard ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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