dan: thank you for watching. we appreciate your time. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest host, simu liu! tonight, mandy moore, jimmy o. yang, and music from amelia moore. with cleto & the cletones. and now, simu liu. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> simu: wow. wow, wow, wow.

well, good evening, everybody. good evening, good evening. and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, simu liu. [ cheers and applause ] i wish every room i walked into was like this. this is a historic night for the show because i am the first jimmy kimmel guest host who actually has never met jimmy kimmel. that's not a joke. this is actually my third time on the show, and never met the guy. [ laughter ] last time i was a guest, chelsea handler was the host. before that, sean hayes was filling in. and now i'm hosting. [ cheers and applause ] and jimmy's not here. [ laughter ] again. he's actually avoided me so many times, i'm starting to feel like matt damon. [ audience: aww ] feels kind of gross, if i'm honest. this is not unfamiliar territory for people like me. it's just another story of an

immigrant doing the job of a white guy, getting paid 900% less. [ laughter ] am i right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, that's bull [ bleep ], man. totally bull [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> simu: do you feel like you're paid enough for your job, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, they don't pay me enough for my job, [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> simu: i'm not sure if you heard, there's actually a big scandal that's rocking hollywood right now. so here in southern california, we're in the middle of a massive drought. and local officials have been sending letters to residents who are using too much water. including some very notable names. >> with california in the midst of a historic drought emergency, tonight some of the biggest names in hollywood are finding themselves in hot water. the kardashians, dwyane wade, sylvester stallone, kevin hart, among the 2,000-plus customers warned for excessive water usage. >> simu: now before you grab your pitch forges, have a little compassion for these poor

celebrities, all right? [ laughter ] do you even know how much water it takes to wash a private jet? [ laughter ] it's a lot. it's a lot. by the way, by the way, i get the kardashians. there's a lot of them. [ laughter ] but how much water could kevin hart possibly be using? [ laughter ] kevin hart could take a bath in a coffee mug. [ laughter ] and his coffee mug is a thimble. [ laughter ] you get it, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, he's very small. [ laughter ] >> simu: guillermo gets it. [ applause ] now, let's take a quick audience poll right now. how many of you still have student loans? [ cheers ] first time i've heard anybody cheer for student loans. you might be in luck because president biden announced a plao $20,000 of debt for many americans. some are saying the dollar amount isn't high enough, but you have to remember back when joe biden was in college, a year

of tuition costs 3 stamps and a sack of turnips. [ laughter ] meanwhile, on the other side of the aisle, donald trump is getting his portrait put up in the smithsonian. and trump's political action committee has paid $650,000 to commission paintings of the former first couple. which is a lot of money. i mean, for $650,000, joe biden could forgive 32 student loans, and donald trump could buy the silence of three porn stars. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and here's another thing, all right? donald trump does not need another portrait. his supporters actually paint insane portraits of him all the time for free. i'm going to show you some. these are 100% real, i promise we did not make these up. here's one of trump riding an eagle that's firing missiles next to a mount rushmore that features himself. [ laughter ] very tasteful. it's hanging over the urinals at mar-a-lago. [ laughter ] here's one of donald trump

riding a dinosaur with a bazooka and an uzi. this is the new cover of every history textbook in florida. [ laughter ] this is a personal favorite. here's one of trump as jesus christ walking on water, rescuing a drowning statue of liberty. now, that is -- that is wrong on so many levels. but on the bright side, that's actually the most respectful way trump has ever grabbed a woman. [ aughter ] [ applause ] a bit of aville wehrleining for you. a silver lining for you. on the topic of a crazy story, rochester, new york, a dentist and his wife hosted a pool party where they allegedly mocked juneteenth and did all sorts of other racist stuff. now naturally they got a ton of blowback. to defend themselves, they did what might go down in history as the best worst press conference of all-time. >> they say the party was meant to bash liberals, not to be racist.

>> i'm here to defend myself of false claims of racism. but before i do that, in full disclosure, i do have a twitter parody account that operates under a veil of a persona. and i have made blatantly racist comments under that persona. [ laughter ] >> simu: i'm not a racist! i just play one on the internet! [ laughter ] and things only get better from there. >> according to the notice of claim, jones says at the party they saw juneteenth flags with buckets of kentucky fried chicken, guests were given bottles of hennessey. they say the food and party favors were not meant to be racist. >> i'm aware of the perception of kfc. was that the reason it was in my home? no. easy meal. >> simu: and the klan robe was just an easy outfit. no zippers or buckles, just a hood and you're good. [ laughter ] now, one more thing. last year i starred in a small, independent feature film called

"shank show and the legend of the ten rings." [ cheers and applause ] oh, you know it, that's good. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] well, if you didn't see it, it's currently available to stream on disney plus. [ laughter ] now, to prepare for the role, i obviously did a ton of martial arts training. but when i agreed to host the show, i was very surprised to learn that guillermo, our head of security, who let me just reiterate is tasked with protecting my life, has no martial arts training whatsoever. which i think is a bit of a problem. guillermo, how did you even get this job? >> guillermo: i got drunk, and i fall asleep in the parking lot. [ laughter ]

>> simu: so i called up my friend, chris cowan, action designer on "shank show." we decided to whip gee jair mow into fighting shape. all right, guillermo. it's time to put your money where your mouth is. i'm here with chris cowan, my action designer on "shang-xi." we're going to see if you really are good at stunts. >> do you want to demonstrate a punch on liu? >> yeah, get over here. just boom. >> that's it. we're not hitting each other. to the left of his face. you're next. all right? there it is. >> oh, yeah. >> oh, okay. >> i see the stance. >> bam! okay. >> like that? >> yeah. let's try one more time. one more time, one more time. bam! bam! bam! it's easy to punch, it's a bit harder to react. that's where all the selling comes from the punch.

liu, simu? >> ready? >> it's all about how you sell it. the puncher can only do so much. >> all right, i'm so excited that i'm doing anything you want. >> just go with the punch. hey! >> whoa, man! like that? >> we didn't even get to stunt falls yet. >> he just took that initiative all by himself. >> he really did. >> i told you i'm good at this [ bleep ]. >> all right, guillermo, this is a hong kong. three, two, one. all right, now you. >> so i punch -- >> no, no. you got to -- >> oh, i got to do the thing? >> right. >> oh, man. ra ready? >> three, two, one -- >> that was basically the exact same. three, two, one, action!

♪ ♪ >> oh, wow. >> all right, now you. three, two, one. >> are we done? >> i think you're ready to put this on a real set. what do you think? do you want to get into wardrobe and give this thing a whirl? >> yes, sure. i think i'm ready. what do you think, guys? >> you're ready. >> you're ready. >> i go on action? >> action, guillermo! >> >> hey, chico. got this week's envelope? you looking light. >> thank you, wato, i've been doing pilates. >> no, moron, the enveloe looks light! >> first you take down my business. >> true. >> then you make sex with my wife. >> she loved it. >> then you burn down my house.

>> very old house, flammable. >> then you whipped up my son. >> our son. he's our sonned now. . >> okay, our son. now you're accusing me of being light? >> that's right. i am. >> [ bleep ] you, man. you die now! >> okay, guillermo, you want to get loco? >> i was born loco. >> let's go loco. >> i'm going to pop you like a pinata. >> pop this! >> all right, now i'm pissed.

>> ha ha, it didn't hurt. that's what you got? >> mind handing me that bottle over there? >> this one? >> no, no, the anejo. >> good choice, i like anejo. >> yeah, thank you. >> how dare you waste tequila? anjeo? that's my favorite one. >> now i show you my favorite. >> what's your favorite one? >> first, let me get you to stand right here. you've got to close your eyes because you're going to love it. >> okay. >> it's going to be really good. >> all right. >> it's going to be amazing. >> all right. >> you ready? >> yes. >> don't peek. how do you like that, bitch? >> it's not very much. oh, look what i have here. i totally forgot. happy best friends day! >> aww. >> i meant to give it to you earlier.

>> oh, the rest of the money! >> yeah. >> classic misunderstanding. aww, i'm sorry, buddy. i love you. >> i love you too. >> let's go raise our son together. >> let's go. [ cheers and applause ] >> simu: we've got a great show for you tonight. jimmy o. yang is here. we have music from amelia moore. and we'll be right back with mandy moore.

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latest up next artist. her ep is called "teaching a robot to love." amelia moore from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, nikki glaser will be hosting with her guests, danny devito, jameela jamil, and music from ingrid andress. our first guest is a platinum selling recording artist and a talented actress who's personally responsible for the sharp increase in tissue sales all across america. all episodes of "this is us" are on hulu and her album, "in real life," is out now. please say hello to mandy moore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> simu: oh, wow. >> hello. >> simu: mandy, welcome to the show. i know it's your ninth time on the couple me show, it's your first time with me. i just wanted to get this out of the way, that i had a huge crush on you as a teenager. >> what? [ whoops ]

>> simu: it's out. >> i'm so flattered. >> simu: it kind of looks like we missed our window. [ laughter ] >> we missed our window, i'm sorry, 8 1/2 months pregnant. >> simu: congratulations, incredible. [ cheers and applause ] i know on social media, you announced that you were having a boy? >> yeah, my second boy. >> simu: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] how did it -- how did it feel? how is the second -- i mean, i've never been pregnant. [ laughter ] >> it's -- it's a little harder now. because i have an 818-month-old toddler that i'm chasing around. it's not like i can nap on a whim. but it is nice. i mean, for any of those pregnant folks out there, people that have been pregnant, everyone is so generous. doors are opened for you. seats are given for you. once the baby comes, that's not really -- >> simu: you're on your own at that point? >> you're on your own for sure. i'm really owning these last few months of being taken care of by the world. >> simu: how old is gus now?

>> 18 months. >> simu: we got something from a video that you posted of gus eating some pasta. >> yeah. >> pa-ta! pa-ta! [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah. just like mommy, loves his carbs. he loves his carbs. >> simu: i think that's the way that everyone should eat pasta, personally. >> wouldn't it be great? >> simu: yeah. i don't know if you've decided on a name for your second baby yet, but i know for gus, the way youed it to family and friends is you sent them puzzles. >> a puzzle, yeah. i feel we're going to do the same for this guy. you have decided on a name. i don't want the second child syndrome to set in where, you know, you've gotten all of the fun stuff out of the way with the first kid. >> simu: right. >> i want our second son to be like, okay, mom and dad really did make an effort with me as well. i'm sure we will find some

creative way to tell our families the name before the baby comes. >> simu: that's good. otherwise, like imagine your older brother is like, i got announced with a puzzle, and then -- >> i know, right? >> simu: some instagram post or something. >> exactly. >> simu: you have an album that you released earlier this year. >> i did. >> simu: i listened to it. it's incredible. >> thanks. >> simu: it's your seventh album. >> it is, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> simu: i don't want to make you feel old or anything, but i grew up listening to your music. >> thank you. >> simu: how does it feel releasing an album now versus, say, 15, 20 years ago? do you feel like the landscape has changed? >> everything has changed dramatically. i mean, i'm 38. i put my first record out when i was 15. so yes, the world looks dramatically different now. like, radio feels like it's less of a thing to sort of break in an artist. >> simu: right. >> the fact that i think social

media out there has sort of allowed people to sort of be their own boss in a way. you don't need kind of like the machinery i think of like a label and mtv and all of that to sort of break an artist anymore. >> simu: yeah. >> so it's nice to have i guess freedom back in artists' hands in that sense. >> simu: now, you co-wrote your album with your husband? >> i did yeah. >> simu: how did that -- how did the dynamic work? did you write songs about each other every time you had an argument? [ laughter ] >> no, so my husband, taylor goldsmith, is in a band called dawes who actually played on the show here quite a bit. [ applause ] he and i wrote my last record that came out right before covid hit. and then started working on this record kind of as a response to being home and being cooped up and finding a way to still sort of be creative and have a cathartic outlet to sort of process everything that was going on. then i became pregnant. so there was so much fodder to

sort of -- to write about. and he's the most prolific writer i know. and i have the utmost respect for him in the fact that we have this shared passion, and we can sort of find a way to meld it together and work together. and he came on tour with me, he's in my band. like, it's so much fun to kind of make it a bit of a family affair. >> simu: you've got a wonderful, healthy relationship, i get it, thank you. [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> simu: no, that's wonderful. i know that you had to cut your tour a little bit short? >> yeah. >> simu: how are you feeling about that? are you planning on kind of resuming once the baby is born? >> yeah, so we hit the road for the first time in 15 years. something i've been dreaming about doing for so long. and i figured because i shot season five of "this is us" pregnant most of the time, oh, i can go out and tour, i can ride on a tour bus, hang out with my toddler. and it was exceptionally, exceedingly more difficult than i realized.

so we did about half the tour then i was like, you know what, i have to listen so my body and sort of draw boundaries and take care of myself and take care of my health. and so -- i know eventually pwe. it was so much fun to play those shows and play old songs and new songs. [ applause ] it was just real wish fulfillment for me. but yeah, i think we'll find a way at some point. maybe the children won't come. might be a little easier to do by myself. >> simu: i see. i see. >> yeah, i can't wait to get back on the road. >> simu: that's great. i heard or i read that you didn't have the best tour bus on the tour? is that true? >> we didn't. i mean, i'm -- i'm not one to complain. every band is on the road right now. >> simu: yeah. >> because covid sort of shut down the touring business. so, you know, our tour was this tiny, scrappy tour. and we were only out on the road for six weeks. so i think we kind of got bumped down the totem pole in terms of the fun, brand-new buses. i think our bus was way older

than the last time i went on the road. it must have been the late '90s. which would have been fine. but there were no shocks. so it was like trying to sleep on a wooden roller coaster every night. >> simu: yeah, that's awful. >> yeah this is probably not going to work out in the long run, i can't sleep. >> simu: mandy, you can tell us who took those better trailers from a pregnant woman. >> i don't know who they are. >> simu: was it shawn mendes? [ laughter ] was it justin bieber in drake for sure. [ laughter ] >> we're going to hunt them down. >> simu: would steal a trailer from a pregnant woman, i think. you touched on shooting the final season of "this is us." >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> simu: which has been such a phenomenon. i mean, to have touched audiences for so long with your character. i mean, how did it feel to shoot out the last moments of the show? >> very emotional. i think for all of us. because, you know, even on a film set it's like, you grow so close. you shared such intimate moments

with this family. >> simu: yes. >> six seasons of being with our you and our cast. it was really hard to sort of say good-bye. and simultaneously saying good-bye to this character. i'm like, oh, this is like slipping into a pair of comfortable shoes every day at work. i can't fathom, like, not telling these stories anymore, telling the story of this family. so i think i'm still processing the fact that it's over in a way, because we would typically be shooting right now. be shooting the next season. but -- yeah. i'm -- i'm excited to sort of look forward to whatever's next. >> simu: now, you play -- for those of you who watch the show, you play slightly older than you are now. maybe a lot older than you are now. >> yeah. >> simu: and what was the makeup process like for that? and are you at least relieved to not have to do that anymore? >> i even miss the makeup process. yeah, i played the patriarch of this family from her mid-20s to her mid-80s. >> simu: when you're walking out of your trailer as an

85-year-old woman, do you feel like people street you any different? even though they know it's makeup? >> yeah. i mean, again, our crew, the majority of whom had been with us the entire run of the show, it's like everyone's voices got softer. 3 were a little more gentle. people wanted to help me out of my chair. i'm stillmandy, but thank you, i appreciate it. >> simu: here, let me help you sit down. >> absolutely. there was a lot of care given when i was 85. >> simu: so sweet. >> it was very sweet. >> simu: i will hold a door open for you any day. more with mandy moore after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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the backstreet boys. >> yes.s. >> simu: got to kiss shane west. >> got to kiss shane west, i know. >> simu: what can you tell me from that time? tell. let's dish. [ laughter ] >> well -- "a walk to remember" was -- i had been in "the princess diaries," but this was technically my first leading role, my first on-screen kiss, with shane. i was 16, i turned 17 while we were making the movie in wilmington, north carolina, which is where "dawson's creek" shot. so there was a lot of, like, teen romance cachet in my orbit at that time. i, unfortunately -- obviously, being the uncool young person, it's not like i got to hang out with any of those fun people. people often ask me, oh -- i toured with nsync and the backstreet boys when i was 15. did i get to hang out with them? i'm like, they wanted to hang out with a little loser like me? [ laughter ] no way, they were like -- >> simu: absolutely. >> no way. i was the annoying kid sister

that they probably had no idea i was even on the road with them. but i was like -- just such a super nerdy fan. >> simu: i refuse to believe that. you were incredible in the movie. >> thanks. >> simu: my favorite part -- i mean, i love the list. i love, you know, the two places at once. >> oh, yes. state line. >> simu: the state line. and i love also that, you know, people were expected to believe that you were just a plain, average-looking girl just by tying her hair up. [ laughter ] which i don't think anybody bought. >> well, i did die my hair brown. i became a brunette for that movie. i had been a blond previously. so i love that that was their -- you know, trying to trick people. oh, but she's mousey because she has brown hair! [ laughter ] i'm like, okay! >> simu: well, the film was great. the film's soundtrack was great. you contributed, you know, a couple of songs. >> a couple of songs, yes. >> simu: you had "only hope." >> yep. ♪ there's a song that's inside ♪

>> yeah. [ applause ] and i really -- i really -- i love "cry." >> like the end credits song? >> simu: the end credits song. you know, i'd be like, you know -- riding the subway home from school, headphones on. i'm sure people would be looking at me, what is this kid listening to? little did they know it was like -- ♪ i'll always remember ♪ >> okay, simu. [ cheers and applause ] >> simu: i'm doing a show with mandy moore right now, okay? >> are you auditioning for a musical right now? i would cast you. ♪ ended so soon ♪ >> no, no, i want you to -- >> simu: no. >> wait. can i ask how you found the movie? >> simu: how i found the movie? >> i feel like a lot of young women -- it was a part, a seminal part of their teenagehood. but how did you find it? [ laughter ] >> simu: i was trying to date

all of those young women. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> simu: i was asking them what do you want to see? they were like, i want to see mandy moore in "a walk to remember." i really appreciate you coming on the show. thank you so much. >> thank you for having me. >> simu: all episodes of "this is us" are available on hulu, and "in real life" is out now. we'll be back with jimmy o. yang.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> simu: welcome back. our next guest is an exceptionally funny man, which is convenient, since he's a professional comedian. he also acts. you can currently see him co-star alongside kevin hart and mark wahlberg in the new movie, "me time." >> i loaned you the money and you refused to pay me back. so somebody's going to have to inflict bodily harm. >> stan, stan, stan the man. i thought we were friends. >> we are, but i was very clear about my fee structure. >> it's a misunderstanding. i did not know this was time sensitive. give me a day, i'll move some funds around, i'll pay you back.

>> a day? >> yeah. >> all right, fine. >> yes, thank you, thank you. >> i didn't know what was going on, i'm panicking right here. >> just break a finger, then we got to hit the road, okay? >> simu: "me time" is available this friday on netflix. please welcome jimmy o. yang. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> whoo, this feels great, simu! >> simu: we're making history tonight, did you know that? >> we're taking over, baby. >> simu: this is the first time, a jimmy kimmel first that an asian host has interviewed an asian guest. [ cheers ] >> i feel free. >> simu: oh, yeah. >> i feel good. i feel liberated. >> simu: i mean, that is a comfortable outfit. okay, maybe don't do that.

okay. [ cheers ] this is -- you know, come on. get into a little squat. >> simu: i love that your outfit allows you to do that. if i were to join you, it would probably rip. >> i'm going to get down. >> simu: do a little twirl while you're up there if you want. >> this feels like a classic "arsenio hall" show. you're arsenio -- >> simu: i would be the arsenio in the scenario, that's true. >> i'm a good asian guest so i actually brought some good stuff. >> simu: of course, you didn't come empty-handed. >> mr. guillermo? >> guillermo: coming, sir. >> this is a celebration. >> simu: dim sum on the jimmy kimmel show? thank you so much. okay, let's take a look. >> look at this. we got ha gao. >> kha su bao right there. >> you've got chicken feet. >> simu: that's one of my favorites. >> the egg tart. here you go. >> simu: yeah, yeah. >> this is all happening, man.

>> simu: these are all hits, jimmy. bangers only over here. okay. >> this has turned into basically "good morning america." [ laughter ] >> simu: yeah, spare ribs. >> it's going to happen. we're going to talk, don't worry, we're going to eat first. >> simu: we've got the chopsticks and the condiments and everything. >> i'm not sure what this is. that is a matcha spoon, i'm pretty sure. >> simu: yeah, throw that out. oh, man. well, great, man. dude, i feel like i should congratulate you. you got "me time" coming out on friday. you're about to go on tour. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] it's all happening. >> simu: and is it true, i read that you sold out the sydney opera house? >> the sydney opera house, all sold out! [ cheers ] awesome, right? it's great. my parents are finally proud of me. [ laughter ] that's the only two international buildings that asian parent waz know about. >> simu: i'm still working my way up there. i feel like they won't really get there until i'm in an avengers movie. >> right. >> simu: we'll see where that goes. >> yeah, you'll get there.

>> simu: i hope so. >> i believe in you, simu. >> simu: thank you, appreciate you. [ laughter ] are you bringing your parents along for the tour at all? >> yeah, no. no. [ laughter ] no, i've done that. i've done that. i love my parents and you guys know my dad is quite the showman himself. he's an actor, he wants to do stand-up now. i brought him up on stage in vegas. he loved it, it was a big moment for him. he kind of froze up. he was going to tell a joke -- >> simu: a joke? >> i don't know a joke, but yeah, it was -- yeah. >> simu: how much of that is his fault, how much of that is your fault? were you coaching him? were you -- >> how this is my fault? [ laughter ] no, i told him, hey, man, if you don't do stand-up, hit some open mics, that's how everyone starts. he's like, "no, i do theaters only." [ laughter ] >> simu: you know what it is, i think you spoiled him. i think you worked so hard so that your dad could have opportunities that you didn't, and he got it too easy. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> simu: you were sacrificing every day, hitting those open minutes. for it to just fall on your

dad's lap like that, riding off your coat tails. [ laughter ] a classic immigrant asian story. >> yeah, i moved to this country so my dad can act! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> simu: now, your dad -- your dad i think -- his first on-screen role was in "patriots day," right? >> then i wrote him in on "space force." >> simu: that's right, i think we've got a photo. >> oh, yes, that's it. that's it. [ applause ] s.a.g. actor, union actor. >> a s.a.g. card and everything. i recently got my parents into acting as well. >> no way. >> simu: my parents were in a google commercial that i did. [ cheers ] >> wow. >> simu: that is them. there's my dad looking like the asian george clooney. [ laughter ] >> dude, your dad's like a model. >> simu: he's -- i don't know what happened with me, but i have very beautiful parents, very beautiful parents. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. and you know, it's -- it is a

thing. we try to bring our dads and our mom is along for as much of the ride as we can. but sometimes they embarrass us, right? >> oh my god. so i stopped taking my parents to premieres. my mom is great. she's just happy to be there. i took my dad to the "easter sunday" premiere, a movie i produced and had a role in. he bought these ray ban glasses where you press a button and record. [ laughter ] then a bright light would shine, so they let you know he's recording. so when my scene came on in the movie theater, it was just a bright flashlight on his face. [ laughter ] looking at me like -- i'm like, dad, what are you -- i ripped it off, you're committing a federal crime right now! [ laughter ] recording in a movie theater and embarrassing me. so he's banned, he's done. >> simu: you bought him those glasses, right? that was a present from you? >> yes, yes and no. >> simu: describe what these are. ray bans but they're spyglasses? >> yeah, yeah. there's not an ad foray bans.

i bought him an ipad, a goodson, a nice gift for his birthday. he called me a couple of days later, oh no, too expensive for me, no, no, no, just return it, please. and give me the cash. [ laughter ] then he used the cash to buy the ray ban glasses. now i created a monster. [ laughter ] >> simu: tell me about your role in "me time." you play a guy who's -- is that a perm? >> i wanted to get a perm so bad. i was channeling -- he's a villain, but i want him to not look necessarily intimidating, not act intimidating. >> simu: oh, no, straight scary, that was frightening. >> i think when people are truly scary, they don't try to act scary but dress scary. like a hancock dad with a lavender jacket. i'm like, i want to get a perm. they wouldn't let me. they're like, i don't know, a perm is permanent, it might mess up your hair. they gave me a wig that's the exact same length as my hair but a permed wig.

so i look quite ridiculous. >> simu: you look great, man. how is it working with kevin hart and mark wahlberg? >> oh, they're great. kevin hart, he's amazing. he's like the guy in comedy right now. so first day i'm like, i hope he knows i'm a comedian, i hope he knows who i am. you know what i mean? >> simu: yeah. >> yeah, very nice, so both in the moment. they're great partners in a scene. they improvise. they're superstars, but they gave all of us plenty of space to work with it. it was really fun. >> simu: they also, i feel, both have 40 businesses each. did you learn any of that from them? or did you -- >> yeah. they -- i was at the premiere last night. they both had their tequila brands here. i think everyone has a tequila brand now. i don't know if i can compete with the rock's -- oh, wait a minute. this is not tequila? >> simu: this is not tequila. >> this is your venture? is this your venture? >> simu: you came here with all this dim sum, i feel like i

don't want to come empty-handed. >> we've got some boba. [ cheers. >> simu: do you want some? >> i would take some boba. >> simu: here you go. guillermo, would you like some boba? >> yeah, sure. >> simu: pass this along to guillermo. >> thank you very much. >> want some dim sum? >> guillermo: sure. >> simu: there you go. [ applause ] they don't pay him enough. this is his dinner. >> this is good. >> simu: uh-huh. [ laughter ] look, you look great. you look great in the outfit. thank you so much for joining us. "me time" premieres friday on netflix. we'll be right back with music from amelia moore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. the best or nothing.

for decades, i've worked at the intersection of domestic violence and homelessness. so when prop 27 promised solutions to homelessness, i took a good, hard look. it's not a solution. 90% of the money goes to the out-of-state corporations who wrote it. very little is left for the homeless. don't let corporations exploit homelessness to pad their profits. vote no on 27. ♪ stack that cheddar, make it melt. ♪ ♪ cook it up, stretch it out. ♪ ♪ we're breaking the mold. ♪ ♪ estado dorado. ♪ ♪ shining like gold. ♪ ♪ estado dorado. ♪

♪ vive en el estado dorado live in the golden state ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> simu: that's all the time we have. i want to thank mandy moore, jimmy o. yang, and jimmy kimmel. even though he didn't do anything. "nightline" is next but first, the ep is called "teaching a robot to love." here with the song, "i feel everything," amelia moore!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ checking if you checking if you checking if you ♪ ♪ checking if you got a pulse cause mine's running wild ♪ ♪ and my guts on the tile and you're watching like it's casual but how could ♪ ♪ this be casual you tell me that it's overkill ♪ ♪ if i detonate you won't talk to me straight less i lie about ♪ ♪ the way i feel but that's not how i really feel ♪ ♪ no i don't wanna calm down down you don't feel at all ♪ ♪ i feel i feel everything and you won't even talk ♪ ♪ i just i just wanna scream cause how the hell ♪ ♪ did i end up in love with a machine you don't feel at all ♪ ♪ i feel i feel everything

i know you think ♪ ♪ it's a weakness to be in touch with your feelings ♪ ♪ just get up off your pedestal it's socially acceptable ♪ ♪ to take a bunch of edibles and break down at a festival ♪ ♪ does that heart of granite ever crack am i in love ♪ ♪ with a maniac always level-headed never high or low ♪ ♪ bottled up don't you wanna explode cause i don't ♪ ♪ wanna calm down you don't feel at all i feel ♪ ♪ i feel everything feel it all and you won't even talk ♪ ♪ i just i just wanna scream i just wanna scream ♪ ♪ cause how the hell did i end up in love with a machine ♪ ♪ you don't feel at all i feel i feel everything ♪

♪ you don't feel at all i feel everything ♪ ♪ i feel everything yeah i feel everything ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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