disney is the parent company of abc 7. thanks for joining us. dan: we appreciate your time. have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, brie larson, josh duhamel, and music from macklemore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate that, thank you. welcome. that's very nice. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the heat to be here. wow.

we are coming to you, as we usually do, from hollywood. where we're currently, i hope you're aware of this, wa they're calling an excessive heat warning. it is hot. it feels like the earth said, “well, i didn't kill them all with covid, so i guess i'll just stuff 'em in the microwave and slam the door shut." [ laughter ] yesterday, everyone in l.a. got one of those alarming amber alert style messages on our phone. "conserve energy now to protect public health and safety, extreme heat is straining the state energy grid, power interruptions may occur unless you take, turn off or reduce nonessential pow fer health allows, now until 9:00 p.m." i like the idea of your phone which needs to be charged with electricity telling you not to use electricity. it's like jim beam telling you you drink too much. [ laughter ] but it's important. until the heatwave is over, we need to cut back on some of the things we enjoy. like putting a bunch of hair dryers on the floor and making them race. [ laughter ] oh, is that just me?

[ applause ] anyway, because we care about others, we're doing our part to be energy efficient. we are running our entire show tonight off the electricity generated by a single potato, powering this show. [ cheers and applause ] and then, after the show we're going to do what, guillermo? >> guillermo: we're going to fry and it eat it. >> jimmy: we're going to fry it and eat it! [ cheers and applause ] we'll we're on the subject of potatoes, donald trump -- [ laughter ] the former president -- last night, "the washington post" reported that among the classified documents the fbi recovered at mar-a-lago was a top secret file that had information on an unnamed foreign country's nuclear capabilities. canada, you rascals? [ laughter ] these documents are so protected they can't even be viewed by most members of trump's or the president's national security team. the only people who are allowed to see them are the president of

the united states and a few highly cleared members of his council, and anyone who goes into trump's closet looking for a broom, i guess. [ laughter ] trump really is the worst ex ever. after four years of putting up with his nonsense, we finally throw him out of the house and he takes forty boxes of our stuff. [ laughter ] investigators reportedly found the nuclear documents hidden in the club's storage closet, next to a bag of golf tees, a box of old pool noodles, and melania, who was heating in there. [ laughter and applause ] agent arrange lashed out at the ul ra-liberal fbi today. he said, “not only did the fbi steal my passports in the fbi raid and break-in of my home, mar-a-lago. it has just been learned through court filings, that they also improperly took my complete, and highly confidential, medical file and history. with all the bells and whistles. at least they'll see that i'm very healthy, an absolutely perfect physical specimen!” [ laughter ] according to my physician, dr. pepper. [ laughter ] perfect physical specimen?

that's a bold claim from a man whose bmi reads like the final score of a golden state warriors game. [ laughter ] but that's what happens when all your mirrors are smeared with horsey sauce. you don't get the full -- and of course, trump and his minions are still trying to pretend this isn't a big deal, but it is a big deal. he took top secret documents from the white house and had them sitting in boxes in a room where workers regularly went in and out. they would have been more secure inside the claw machine at dave and buster's. [ laughter ] this is the presidential version of when a cop leaves his gun on the toilet at a wendy's. [ laughter ] anything could have happened. these nuclear secrets could have been stolen by foreign agents. they could have been published on the internet. eric could have eaten them. [ laughter ] we don't know. and maybe even more alarming than the files the fbi found are the ones they didn't. there were reportedly 43 classified folders that were empty. trump claims they were protected. apparently he had his own system for storing things securely that

you could see is clearly marked. it's not the same as keeping them at the white house. trump's least-favorite son has been making the rounds. praising the florida judge who ruled in daddy's favor. also defending his family's honor. >> i think the judge is 100% right. you literally have the fbi spending more time leaking stuff to the press, i mean, these pictures, you think my father happened to just leave documents all over his office floor? i can tell you my father's a very, very neat guy, he doesn't leave documents staged all over an office floor. >> jimmy: right, super neat. he's so neat he even launders his money! that's how neat this man is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] this is how neat donald trump is, okay? that's his office. [ laughter ] he's not a traitor, he's a hoarder is what he is. [ laughter ] i'm increasingly convinced eric trump has never met his own father. [ laughter ]

meanwhile, eric's brother, don jr., posted what might be his saddest video yet. big don was whining about don jr. being investigated on possible conspiracy charges at a rally that was supposed to be for dr. oz this weekend. and for whatever reason, this touched don jr. very deep pretty cool with watching the djt rally this weekend. and i got the honorable mention. it's nice to know that he cares. he's a tough guy. he sort of treats me and anyone else around him sometimes like hillary at the debates. it's always nice to see dad, you know, talking about it. shows he cares, you know. because there's times, you know, we're just in that fight, sometimes you miss it. >> jimmy: unfortunately, he recorded that message while locked out on the lawn of mar-a-lago. [ laughter ] hopefully dad will let him back in. [ applause ] it's pathetic. as bad a president as donald trump was, as a father, he might even be worse. [ laughter ] meanwhile, the obamas were back at the white house today for the

first time together today for the unveiling of their official portraits. the last time a presidential portrait was unveiled at the white house was ten years ago when obama hosted a ceremony for george bush. trump, of course, was unwilling to honor obama. which is probably for the -- could you imagine him unveiling -- "this is a painting of a guy, some say he's great, some say he's not so great, the blacks love him almost as much as they love me, that i can tell you." [ laughter ] but joe biden, not only did he honor the obamas. he spent some of his time in quarantine making their portraits himself. >> joe, the portrait is stunning. [ audience oohs and applauds ] >> jimmy: that's going right up on the white house refrigerator. [ laughter ] things seem to be turning around a bit for biden. but there are always new problems. the heat. we almost broke the power grid

here. california is our nation's largest and most financially important state, so obviously that's important to the president who weighed in today with a special message about how we can get through this together pier i'm joe biden and i approve this message. hello, hot california. i've been hearing you folks are battling a heat wave. here's a couple of tips from joey from the block. when that thermometer is going up, get you a great big block from the ice wagon. throw some chips down your knickerbockers, and hoo boy, brr! then grab your straw hat and bathing costume, head down to the old swimming hole. when i was a boy, me and my pals pinky and skinny would stay cool till supper, making mud pies, squeezing bullfrogs until they explode. stay cool, take your britches off wangle that dangle in the wind. >> this has been a message from the president of the united states. >> this has been a message from

the president of the united states -- oops! [ applause ] >> jimmy: we're going to be just fine. the people i feel sorry for are you guys, the tourists, who thought you'd be getting some nice september l.a. weather. instead, you're in the middle of a breakfast burrito. something. [ laughter ] we thought it would be fun to go out on the street and help some of the folks make the best of it, meet some of the people who are out there. including guillermo. you ran right out there, huh? >> guillermo: yeah, jimmy. >> jimmy: what temperature is it on the street in l.a.? >> guillermo: like 105 and it smells terrible, eligiblemy. >> jimmy: why does it smell so bad, guillermo? >> guillermo: i don't know, too much traffic. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man. nothing smells worse than traffic, huh? [ laughter ] i see we have people walking by. see if you can flag somebody down, ask if they want to talk to us. >> guillermo: hey, you want to to you to jimmy kimmel? >> jimmy: yeah, this is pretty much what high school was like

for me what's your name? >> what's going on, jimmy? i'm daniel. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> los angeles, california. >> jimmy: you're a local, you're not visiting? >> no, i am not visiting. >> jimmy: all right, keep moving, then. [ laughter ] we need to talk to the tourists. oh, man, wow! >> let's get to some boxing. >> jimmy: daniel's very high. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: anybody else? >> jimmy: i feel like he was insulting you by showing his abs. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i agree with you, jimmy. you want to talk to jimmy kimmel? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: hi, what are your names? >> amisha. >> narshan. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> mumbai, india. >> jimmy: is it hot in india right now? >> not as hot as l.a. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not as hot as here. did you have any idea it was going to be this hot? >> no. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: behind you is a hemp truck. [ laughter ] is cannabis legal in india?

>> no. >> no, not yet. >> jimmy: have you been trying it while you've been here? >> a little. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a little, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yes! >> jimmy: are you enjoying your vacation so far? >> yes, we are, absolutely. >> jimmy: i can see you're sweaty. i can see that the heat is getting to you. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: are you wearing pants right now? >> yes. >> jimmy: guillermo, would you mind if we cooled you off? ice cream is a good way to cool off, yeah. >> yeah, come over here. >> jimmy: we have another way to cool off. yes, step around. >> guillermo: over here. >> jimmy: if you wouldn't mind, yeah, put that starbucks down. there you go, all right. and now if you -- how attached are you to those pants? to those jeans? >> as of now, quite attached. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now quite attached. wouldn't it be cool -- you ever see the show. >> jimmy: dukes of hazzard"? >> sorry? >> jimmy: there was a show in the '70s and '80s called "dukes of hazard."

there was a lady named daisy duke. she was famous for wearing denim shorts. >> oh, is it? i've got a couple of them, i don't need another one. >> jimmy: you have denim shorts already? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: are you sure you don't want us to make your pants into shorts? >> not today. >> jimmy: not today, all right. stop by tomorrow, we'll have a look at them, okay? [ laughter ] >> all right. >> jimmy: thank you, guys, have a great vacation. >> guillermo: all right, somebody else? >> jimmy: there you go. don't forget your junk. [ laughter ] not many people out. i guess because it is so hot. >> guillermo: you want to talk to jimmy kimmel? >> yeah, 100%. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> i'm from london. >> jimmy: london. did you i would that lakers shirt here? >> no, it was in london. >> jimmy: that was in london? you love the lakers from afar? >> yes, yes, favorite team, my favorite team. >> jimmy: what do you think people from london come over here for the nice weather, yet it's very hot. >> it's too hot, i'm thinking of going back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you do for work? >> i'm an accountant, unfortunately. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how long have you been

in l.a.? >> i actually came from new york. i was visiting there. i've been here two days. >> jimmy: you're sweaty, you're hot. would you like us to turn your pants into shorts? >> please do, please do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great. let's see what you've got going there. oh, wow. >> guillermo: right here. >> jimmy: these are some serious pants you have on here. >> cargo pants. >> jimmy: how much were those pants? >> they were $20, i think. >> jimmy: and the fanny pack, is that cool back in london? >> not really. i only wear it in los angeles. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see, okay, all right. guillermo, get to work. guillermo's going to go ahead and -- >> okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you don't have anything in those pockets, do you? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no, all right. it's all right, guillermo is a rabbi, so you're very safe. >> thank you, thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is there anything -- there's nothing in those lower pockets there, huh? >> no, nothing, nothing. >> jimmy: what do you call those, cargo pants? >> cargo pants, right. >> jimmy: guillermo, that's very

uneven, you've got to go higher. >> guillermo: oh, yeah, sorry, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. above the pocket. there you go, all right. well, this is -- i guess this is kind of a -- like a homegrown fashion type of thing here. >> i like it. i think it's going to set a trend in london. >> jimmy: anyone you want to say hi to back home? >> yeah. i want to say hi to my mom and dad. hello. my nephew and niece. >> jimmy: okay, your nephew and niece, all right, very good. what's in the fanny back? >> the fanny back, i would like to say dollars and -- [ laughter ] my international driver's license. >> jimmy: did somebody tell you that if you keep your stuff in a fanny pack, we won't be able to take it from you? >> actually, they told opposite. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, yeah. because that's -- yeah. you're really -- it's like wearing a target on your penis, yeah. >> i really like it. >> jimmy: guillermo, are you trimming the hair on his legs? >> guillermo: yeah, he has too much, jimmy!

[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, there you go. leave his hair alone. >> i think it looks good. >> jimmy: i think you look great. thank you very much. have a great trip here in the united states. and say hello to everybody back in london. >> hello! >> jimmy: you look like the hulk right after the transformation. [ laughter ] >> thank you, thank you guys. >> jimmy: thank you very much. all right, thank you, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] wow. i'm back. [ laughter ] see, that's the kind of thing i was thinking of all summer. [ laughter ] we have a very good show for you tonight. josh duhamel is with us. macklemore is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll be back with brie larson, so stick around!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, hi there, welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new movie “bandit,” josh duhamel is with us. then later, his latest single is called “maniac.” macklemore from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, simon cowell and ralph macchio will be with us. they are going to fight until one leg is broken. [ laughter ] our first guest is an oscar and emmy winner who also happens to be the most powerful hero in the marvel universe. she has two new projects coming to disney plus. a docuseries called “growing u”" and the short film “remembering.” please welcome captain marvel, brie larson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm -- i'm good. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i have not seen you in a long time. the last time you were a guest on the show -- >> i was seated there. >> jimmy: you hosted the show. >> i did. >> jimmy: last -- what, two summers ago, right? >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: you were fantastic. >> thank you. thank you. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you were a guest on the show a number of times. the last time was just when "captain marvel" was about to come out. then it made a billion dollars. >> yeah, yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: and you get half of that billio dollars, right? >> 100%, yes. >> jimmy: you get 100 of it? >> 100% of proceeds go to me, yes. >> jimmy: wouldn't that be great? >> yeah, i'm a secret billionaire. >> jimmy: i saw that they've got a ride, an avengers ride, including captain marvel, at disneyland? >> it's my dream come true. >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: as a kid you're like, i want to be like mr. toad and

indiana jones? [ laughter ] >> mr. toad's wild ride was the pinnacle for me, that was my hero. >> jimmy: it's a good one. you don't remember when mr. toad came from. when you're on it, oh, this is weird and good. >> story is not really wild. it would not be at disneyland, i don't think. >> jimmy: a mr. toad story? >> did you go on it recently? it gets wild. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's the name. >> you go to hell. then the ride's over. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. >> then you're back at disneyland. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right, i had my son on it and i did have that thought. what is going on here? then it was suddenly over. >> yeah. >> reporter: the doors open, you're in the bright light, hell's gone. >> yeah, yeah. so my ride's not like that, actually. >> jimmy: yours has no devil in it? >> i decided, no hell. more light fare. just a fast roller coaster, hang out with captain marvel, save

the world, blah, blah, blah. >> jimmy: did you bring your whole family to this? >> yeah, my family came out, my friends came out. they know i'm such a disneyland fan. all of them are like -- there's no person that this would be a bigger deal for than me. >> jimmy: is the reason they put your ride at disneyland paris -- >> because i begged for it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because your name is brie? >> oh, yeah, exactly, that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: you know what i actually, when california adventure opened, we were doing this show. we work for disney as well. and they have a block there that's a replica of this block. they have this theater. >> yes, they do. >> jimmy: on the street. and i said, oh, wouldn't it be great if you put our sign that says "jimmy kimmel live" on the street there at california adventure? >> i feel like they said no. >> jimmy: yeah, they did say no. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think they said "no way" is really how they positioned it. [ laughter ] >> yeah, never, ever. >> jimmy: yet you got a big green light there. >> i had to do a bit of a tap dance, but i did, i got it done. it's a true, true, true dream

come true for me, so hard to believe. >> jimmy: throw up on your own ride, that would be a thrill. >> would it? not so sure about that. no, no. >> jimmy: can i ask you a question? were you a workout nut before captain marvel? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: did that get you into it? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're still into it? >> out of fear. >> jimmy: fear of what? >> failure. >> jimmy: oh. >> failure. i thought that i was supposed to do my own stunts. they casted me and i'm like, they don't understand that i'm an introvert with asthma? they made a mistake. so i i started training, and i learned that i was actually much stronger than i realize and my allergies about what was causing my asthma. take allergy medicine, i could lift heavy weights, it really transformed my life. "captain marvel" changed me as a person way more than -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: you stuck with it? >> i stuck with it. >> jimmy: now you're doing what appear o be to be dangerous things. for instance, this is a -- what?

>> oh. >> jimmy: that is grand tetons up in wyoming there? >> uh-huh, yeah. >> jimmy: you're on top of it. >> i am. the very tippy top. i was told that only about 1% of people who climb the tetons go there, because why would you do that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and why would you do that? >> when jimmy chin, who is an incredible person,al pipist, tells you to go, you're like, sure, i'll do it. my mom is like, seems like maybe you're going to die. and i was like, nah, jimmy's not going to kill me, that would suck for his life, you know? >> jimmy: uh-huh. though i would say maybe jimmy doesn't care that much about his life. >> how he lives his life? yeah, it's more like to live with that would be hard, i think. so i did it. i trained. we were on a pretty regimented schedule. and i did it. it was absolutely remarkable. changed my life. but every step of the way i was like, yeah, i'm probably going to die. >> jimmy: here you are at the

top of the mountain. >> here we are, yeah. >> jimmy: who took this photo? [ cheers and applause ] >> we had a whole team. >> jimmy: okay. where was the team? >> they're taking the photo. there's footage of it. i did a video. it's on my youtube channel. we kind of documented to prove that, yes, it did, in fact, happen. that's my trainer jason who was with us. part of -- spurred this whole adventure. that top is quite dangerous because you're not really attached to anything, as you can see. the ropes are sort of just laying there. normally they're tied to something. >> jimmy: this looks like a clear vice of your contract with marvel, isn't it? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: didn't they tell you you're not allowed to do stuff like this? >> yeah, you're right, i did actually sign something, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: does anyone give you a call or anything? >> they didn't because i survived. it was fine, it was fine. >> jimmy: okay, you're captain marvel. i guess it's their fault that youre doing this. >> yeah, it's interesting. i was -- very grueling, multiples de. there's this term called sandbagging i'm not sure people

are aware of. basically when someone tells you, "it's so big deal, it's super easy." and it's super not. very, very hard. you're stuck on a mountain, there's nothing to do but go up. so i got up and i was like, my pants are ripped, it's been three days of gruelling work. i get to the top. i see this beautiful woman with this perfect ponytail, perfect patagonia. i'm tattered. >> jimmy: was it lady jesus? [ laughter ] >> yes. and i was like, what is going on? i was like, why was this so hard to me? i turned to my teammates and i was like, how is she like this? and they're like, well, there's an easier route. [ laughter ] takes like an hour to get to the top. i'm like, why did i just climb for three days? >> jimmy: i think the moral to the story is, don't trust jimmy chin. [ laughter ] >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll see some of your new show. brie larson is with us. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back.

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so before we begin, you're all here today because of your unique backgrounds. and you all have a growing-up story to tell. i've wondered what it's like if we all were able to share the thing that we feel is shameful, if we felt like we were able to talk about it, do we feel less alone?

and so we're just going to see if that's the case and how we can relate to each other today. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is brie larson, the show is called "growing up." it is on disney plus. did those kids know that that was going to be the subject when they came in? >> yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: okay, they did. >> they weren't surprised at all. it was a long process of meeting various young people, talking them through, and making sure that they were ready to tell their story. so each episode follows each one of them as they talk about the highs and lows of high school, the thing that they feel the most ashamed of, and the thing that they're the most proud of. >> jimmy: right, yeah. did you share your thing that you were most ashamed of and most proud of with them? >> oh, of course. >> jimmy: to get them going? >> oh, yeah, of course. you can't not. that's the thing when you're in a room with those people, you can't help but connect in a way, reveal things about one another. that's what's so beautiful about life, i think. i get to do all the time with my acting and my job, such a great thing. i get to make eye contact and connect with people. it was wonderful to get to be

there while these young people get together and learn from one another. >> jimmy: at the end of it did they feel better that they told people the secret they had? you want me to spoil the end of the show? yes, yes. ultimately that i found is when we talk about things, we talk about the thing that we think is unloveable about ourselves, in a place that's safe, with a person that's safe, we can relieve ourselves of some of this pressure and realize we have everything in common. everything in this room, there's probably deep down, maybe that's not okay about me. it's totally okay, you're good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. i once [ bleep ]ed my pants at universal city. [ laughter and applause ] i just -- i'm feeling safe with you right now. [ laughter ] i thought i would share it. >> we could do a whole episode. >> jimmy: i feel better right now, actually. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ]

and you overcame it. and look at you now! >> jimmy: i did. it was hard to get it out, but once it came out, it felt so good. >> [ bleep ]? >> jimmy: both of the things, really. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then you got another show on disney plus. what happened, did they see you on the mountain, they said, you better give us two more shows, you're fired? >> yeah, no, just perfect that it all came together. a short film i did with my partner. it has this ar component that's never been done before. >> jimmy: tell me about the ar, augmented reality? >> augmented reality, vr, people are familiar. put a head set on, you're in a different world. augmented reality means it's sort of blending in with your life. so with this short film, you can watch it straight through or you can hold your ipad, your phone up to the screen, and part of it will come into your living room. like a waterfall. >> jimmy: that's the then. i watched it last night and nobody told me about that. and i was waiting for something to happen.

>> did you think you were high or something? >> jimmy: no, well -- i was -- i mean, no, i didn't. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i didn't know you had to use something. i don't know what i was expecting. but i was like, nothing happened, i don't know what happened. turns out you have to do what people do at concerts, hold up -- >> hold up your phone. >> jimmy: watch the phone. so you watch the show through the phone? >> just for one part of it. >> jimmy: then comes come into your living room? >> that's right. you see dolphins come into your living room. >> jimmy: i did see those. >> it's cool. >> jimmy: it is cool. it's unquestionably cool to have dolphins if your living room. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's bad for the dolphins. >> they're cgi dolphins, they don't have to be there. >> jimmy: they can breathe. it's great to see you. >> great to see you. >> jimmy: disney plus, "growing up and "remembering." brie larson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] be right back with josh duhamel! one day you might realize it's time to switch things up. when your sisters come to town and you say,

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♪ >> jimmy: did guillermo get ahold of you too? >> think i guillermo is doing us all a great service, thank you. >> guillermo: you're welcome. >> jimmy: i like that you committed to the joke so much you ruined a $2,000 suit. >> well, the truth is -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> they asked me if i wanted to do this gag. i had a suit, holes in this thing, so i was going to throw it away anyway. >> jimmy: you brought your -- >> extra bit of life. >> jimmy: thank you for showing us your shins and much of your leg. [ cheers and applause ] you know what? i know you just got engaged. i don't know when you're getting married. but this might be a nice ensemble for the wedding. >> i think it's kind of a cool look. >> jimmy: it is a cool look.

there's something about keeping the pants down at the bottom that really is -- it's pappealig in some way. >> guillermo insisted. he doesn't finish the job. he cuts them off and leaves the bottom of the pants there. >> jimmy: i was reading about you and your fiance, audra. you're from north dakota, your fiancee was miss north dakota. did you meet in north dakota? some weird north dakota connection? >> no, we didn't meet in north addition, but i did know who she was, followed her a little bit. >> jimmy: did she know you were following her? [ laughter ] >> i don't know, babe, did you know i was following you? >> jimmy: oh, she's right there. hi there, how are you? [ cheers an applause ] congratulations. so you guys, you got engaged. >> yes. >> jimmy: now you're getting married will be the next step. >> yes, sir. that happens very soon. >> jimmy: it does? >> i was going to invite you to

the wedding, but i checked with your people and you weren't available. >> jimmy: i wasn't available? my son got married last weekend so i'm fully versed on the whole deal. be married? a son old enough to- >> jimmy: no, he's 5. [ laughter ] yeah, i have a 29-year-old son. >> no kidding? congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you. >> how was it? >> jimmy: it was great. he got a bloody nose during the wedding and bled a lot. >> did he? >> jimmy: yes. >> on the suit? >> jimmy: not onto the suit, but a huge amount of blood. try not to bleed. >> where did he get married? >> jimmy: up in idaho. >> is it unusually dry there? >> jimmy: it's the bloody nose capital of the world. [ laughter ] no, it is dry, very dry this. so keep maybe some kind of ointment in your nose. do you have it planned? are you involved in planning this wedding? >> absolutely -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, i didn't think so. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: that doesn't seem like something you'd be interested -- >> i've got to be honest, she has done everything. i've just been busy, mostly. but she's much more organized

than i am. she's a much better planner than i am. >> jimmy: will you write your own vows? >> that's the wum thing that i do have to do. she can't write those for me. >> jimmy: no, yeah. >> i have not done that yet. did you write vows for yours? >> jimmy: i did. i would try to avoid writing your own vows if you can. >> okay? >> jimmy: because it's better when just the guy gives them to you or whoever. whomever marries you. my wife tricked me is what happened. she said, don't joke around, you can't make a joke out of this, this is serious. so then i did the serious vows. then all hers were jokes. [ laughter ] >> ah. i mean, that's my biggest fear. i don't know what -- i really, truly don't -- obviously i want them to be sincere. >> jimmy: yeah. >> as a comedian you know you have to toss in a few jokes to lighten the mood. but i don't know what to say. this has been going over and over in my head. >> jimmy: do you want me to practice with you? i'll be miss north dakota, audra. sorry, audra. you be you.

>> are rereally going to do this? >> jimmy: i don't see why not. it's a good dry run, right? >> here we go. audra, i'm a -- i'm a better man with you, and i promise to be a better man, a better husband, and a better friend. >> jimmy: uh-huh? this is terrible. [ laughter ] she's going to say no. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah. we got to work on this. >> this is where i need a joke are. >> jimmy: no, you don't need a joke. [ laughter ] >> she's a little bit younger than i am. >> jimmy: okay. >> so i feel like i need to make a joke about that. >> jimmy: oh, okay. that's -- all right. >> quite a bit younger than me. >> jimmy: audra, when i first bought girl scout cookies from you -- [ laughter ] i knew when i bit into that -- >> that's pretty good. >> jimmy: when i bit into th&-p- >> so i went -- i played college basketball with a guy named bartman son. best basketball player in the state. mr. basketball. >> jimmy: all right. >> and we were the same age.

i found out when we started dating -- >> jimmy: you and bart? >> not me and bart, when audra and me started dating, he taught her in high school. >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. he's mr. manson? >> mr. manson to her. >> jimmy: oh my god. do you still call him mr. manson? >> oh, this is getting really awkward. >> jimmy: wow, oh my gosh, oh. >> she's far more responsible than i am. she's far more organized and mature, i guess. >> jimmy: yeah, this sounds more like a job application than a vow, than vows. >> yeah, i know. how's the segment going so far? >> jimmy: you know what, it's going fine, it's your marriage i'm worried about. [ laughter ] you'll figure it out. you've got time. when you're under the gun, that's when -- tell me about this movie. because this is a fascinating character you have here. because not only is this a real guy, how many banks did this guy rob? >> 59 banks. 59 consecutive banks.

and he was -- he was notorious for disguising himself. he started out knowing he had to disguise himself and quickly get out of that disguise. because when i spoke to him before we started shooting, he said that, i knew i would get away if i could get out of there in 30 seconds and completely change my clothes and disappear into the crowd. so this guy became a master of disguise. so i would sit in the hair and makeup chair for hours, putting on these crazy disguises. >> jimmy: that he quickly would put on? >> he would literally -- he taught me how he would take his turtlenecks, cut them off at the sleeves, cut them in the back. everything was quick. >> jimmy: why wouldn't you hire him to do makeup, just save a whole lot of time? will he be invited to the wedding? >> he's coming -- ease not coming to the wedding, he is coming to the premiere. i'd invite him to the wedding but everybody would have to check their purses.

>> jimmy: wouldn't it great if he came and robbed everyone there? i'm mel gibson, give me your money! there's your sequel. >> he's a fascinating dude. the movie's incredible. ellen unger did an amazing job. we shot it in georgia, tried to make it look like northern canada in december. 117-degree heat in who knows what, 30-degree weather in ca canada. >> jimmy: it's a crazy story. the movie's called "bandit." it opens in theaters and on demand on september 23rd. then you're getting married. congratulations. >> i'm getting married. >> jimmy: josh duhamel, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with macklemore! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to brie larson and josh duhamel. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. tomorrow night, simon cowell and ralph macchio. “nightline” is next but first, here with the song “maniac” and some help from windsor, macklemore! [ cheers and applause ]

♪ ♪ i don't wanna dance with a maniac 'cause the moment we touch it's a heart attack ♪ ♪ you know i love you honey but you got me running yeah i could give a damn ♪ ♪ you're a maniac and you talking like a killer got me on my back ♪ ♪ you know i love you honey but you got me running yeah ♪ ♪ i fell in love with her moonwalk dancing in the kitchen in her tube socks ♪ ♪ i should of saw the signs but refused dog how am i supposed to ever move on ♪ ♪ it's so complicated you said that you didn't love me ♪ ♪ said you're workin' on yourself you ain't been to therapy since 2020 ♪ ♪ something isn't right see it in your eyes ♪ ♪ always give advice never taking mine when i say good night ♪ ♪ thinkin' ooh ooh ooh ooh you get on my nerves ♪ ♪ i'm a foo-ooh-ooh-ool you better reimburse ♪ ♪ all the things you do

ooh ooh put me in a hearse ♪ ♪ but somehow it works ♪ ♪ i don't wanna dance with a maniac 'cause the moment we touch it's a heart attack ♪ ♪ you know i love you honey but you got me running yeah i could give a damn you're a maniac ♪ ♪ and you're talking like a killer got me on my back ♪ ♪ you know i love you honey but you got me running yeah ♪ ♪ i think we need some space i think we need a break ♪ ♪ i think i need to move i think this isn't safe ♪ ♪ why the hell you follow me to walmart gotta know everything you ain't nardwuar ♪ ♪ dress up on friday nights turn up till sunday morning ♪ ♪ i'm mister probably right ignoring all the warnings ♪ ♪ i shouldn't wanna kick it too many red flags ♪ ♪ i knew you were problematic 'cause all of your exes are mad ♪ ♪ somehow i'm back in your arms told you get

back in the car ♪ ♪ i know you don't really love me you deserve acting awards ♪ ♪ as long as the night is young go crazy i got your back ♪ ♪ i'll be posted by the jukebox watching you dance ♪ ♪ thinkin' ooh ooh ooh ooh you get on my nerves ♪ ♪ i'm a foo-ooh-ooh-ool you better reimburse ♪ ♪ all the things you do ooh ooh keep me down to earth ♪ ♪ we're both coo coo coo coo but somehow it works ♪ ♪ i don't wanna dance with a maniac 'cause the moment we touch it's a heart attack ♪ ♪ you know i love you honey but you got me running yeah i could give a damn ♪ ♪ you're a maniac and you talking like a killer got me on my back ♪ ♪ you know i love you honey but you got me running yeah ♪ ♪ i don't wanna dance with a maniac ♪ ♪ 'cause the moment we touch it's a heart attack ♪ ♪ you know i love you honey but you got me running yeah ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, teacher dropouts. fed up and burnt out as students across the nation head back to class. >> a lot of good teachers have left, and they are leaving. >> perennially overworked, underpaid, and quitting in record numbers. >> what we're seeing now, which is shocking and has me calling it a five-alarm crisis. >> striking in seattle today. 50,000 students forced to stay home. what's being done to stop the hemorrhaging? plus, american phenom. francis