ama: thank you for watching. dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kenan thompson, joe buck, charlie puth, and music from yungblud. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. hi, everybody. how are you doing? welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. i am happy to be here in the air-conditioning on a friday night after a hot, windy, humid,

unpleasant day in southern california, in all of california, i guess, it's been one of the weirdest weeks of weather we've had here. this is the closest a tropical storm has come to l.a. since 1997. we could get a year's worth of rain from this one storm. they're calling it tropical storm kay. which might be the least intimidating name for a storm. doesn't every kiss begin with kay? and while you'd think that a ton of rain would be good, for us, in a drought, it's actually not. getting a year's worth of rain all at once is like if you tried to eat a year's worth of food from one buffet. and i have tried that. [ laughter ] and it hurts. it's weird. in l.a. right now, they're telling us not to water our lawns the same week they're telling us to get ready for flash floods. this is mother nature's version of shooting that batgirl movie and then not releasing it. meanwhile, in england, the royal transition has begun. prince charles is now king charles.

i think that's a mistake. i think he should go with king chuck. the world could use a king chuck right now. "what's up, king chuck?!" the new king gave his first public address as british monarch today. it's got to be weird to spend your whole life waiting to take over your mom's job. [ laughter ] and the queen's passing had a profound effect on people all over the world, we heard from leaders and dignitaries, including the former king of kardashia, kanye west. he posted this on instagram. after the queen died, he wrote, "life is precious. releasing all grudges today and leaning into the light." and then posted two photos of the queen as a young woman. who would have guessed that this is what it would take to calm kanye down? makes me wonder if pete davidson killed the queen. [ laughter ]

he did not say where his grudges would be released, but i assume spotify. and three weeks after the release date. so rest easy pete, kid cudi, the gap, adidas and kim's bowels. you got the day off! coverage of the queen's death was all over the news yesterday, and there was a lotof outstanding reporting, but i'd like to give a special mention to hoda kotb for providing us with an outstanding edition of the "segue of the day." >> maria tonight, it's all about the nfl kickoff. [ laughter ] check this out. [ applause ] >> jimmy: if i know one thing about the queen, it's that she would want us to be ready for some football. [ laughter ] president biden is planning to attend the queen's funeral. which isn't happening for another few weeks, but he's already at the airport waiting for his flight. he's old. out of nowhere, grampotus is

really starting to hit his stride. gas prices are going down, his approval rating is up, he's getting stuff done, and he's taking his rivals in the republican party to task. >> we also passed once in a generation infrastructure. roads, bridges, high-speed internet. we got a little help from republicans, not a lot but enough to get it passed. and the truth is there are a lot more republicans taking credit for that bill than who actualy voted for it. i see them out here now, we're all for this new bridge. and we're going to have an internet that's going to be -- i love them, man. they ain't got no shame. they don't have any shame. >> jimmy: i have an idea, that impression he did of republicans? he should talk like that all the time. i think it's better than his regular voice! meanwhile, the ongoing struggle between trump and the justice

department is ramping up. a florida judge this week who was appointed by trump ruled in favor of trump's request to have what they call a "special master" to go through the documents that were seized by the fbi. this was a highly controversial decision. and she already appears to be backpedaling. she asked trump's lawyers if they would be okay letting the fbi use a hundred classified documents to continue their investigation while the special master goes through the material. which is kind of like asking the bank robbers if it's okay if the bank took back the money for a little while, while they sorted it out. they found 48 empty folders marked as "classified," and have not been able to locate their contents of those folders. i don't know how thoroughly they searched the place, but i have a few ideas on where they should look. i've been studying mar-a-lago, and maybe some of them are in this weird tower where melania

is locked inside waiting for her hair to grow long enough for someone to save her? maybe they're stashed behind this cartoonishly muscular portrait trump pleasures himself to? maybe there are documents under the hats of the chefs who make his mar-a-lago nuggets? or they could be under this weird table made of metal babies, which i believe is part of pottery barn's "i'm a psycho" collection. [ laughter ] trump right now says he's suing fox news for running ads he doesn't like and he may be looking for a tv home overseas because he sat for an interview with a channel called new delhi tv. from india, which came up with a new and fun way to fact check him. >> do you think you could beat him? because he's running again. >> well, in the polls i'm leading by a lot. >> okay. >> i would think i'd beat him easily. i think i beat him last time. if you look at the numbers, you look at what happened, i beat him by a lot.

♪ >> a recent wall street journal, poll, showed, however, that biden is leading trump by six points. this poll was conducted on the first of september of this year. >> jimmy: can all trump interviews be like this? he makes a clearly fake statement and then we cut to a graphic disproving it with some funky music behind it? >> the world's largest democracy, and that's why we have this relationship. but democracy's function on the principle of the losing side concedes defeat and the winning side -- >> i agree with it, when you lose. the final count of the electoral counts of the u.s. 2020 presidential elections has trump at 152 votes with biden at 306. [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, yeah, sure, if you do the math. but what about the fact that trump feels like he won? doesn't that count for anything? fiberace also weighed in on the success of truth social, his wildly unsuccessful social media platform. >> truth social, the website, the social media platform,

what's your take on that? because some say it didn't go as well as you may want. >> listen to this guy. [ laughter ] people are watching it because i'm on it. and other platforms fail and you see what's two egg on with twitter. twitter's getting killed. ♪ >> media reports suggest that is facing serious financial struggles with an estimated $6 million being lost in the first six months of 2022. >> jimmy: oh man. i hope he didn't see the edited version of that video. you know he heard "new deli" and thought he was getting a big pastrami sandwich. [ applause ] trump isn't the only crazy in his adopted home state. there are many. so many, in fact, that we had to jam not one, but four stories in a very jam-packed supersized friday night edition of "this week in florida." ♪ >> deputies in fort myers had to

deal with a man brandishing a 3-foot sword at them and attached a dragon-shaped handle to it. >> joel mathis says he's seen multiple pus caterpillars in his backyard. >> at least a half dozen gator attacks this season around the tampa bay area. eric is one of those who lived to tell his story. >> do not feed the gaiters. [ laughter ] you guys know who you are, throwing rocks at them. leave them gators alone. ♪ >> jimmy: wow. [ applause ] i can't believe britney spears is marrying that man. every once in a while, when a pop music superstar comes to visit, we set to work to surprise our neighbors. charlie puth stopped by and as we have been known to do from time to time, we set him up in the back of a shop here in our neighborhood, in this case a

coffee shop. we rigged up some speakers and a microphone and set out to confuse and delight some unsuspecting customers in a new charlie puth edition of "undercover sing." ♪ you turn me on like a light switch ♪ ♪ you've got me in a tight grip ♪ ♪ you just make me want you, baby ♪ >> hi, welcome. would you like some coffee? >> can i get a chai oat. >> do we have a name for the order? hey, hey, coffee lovers, charlie puth here, and you're listening to java jukebox radio, the perfect thing to listen to when you're on the beach, when you're in the car, or in a coffee shop wearing a tie-dye hoodie and some sort of denim vest with amazing hair. j java jukebox radio. ♪ oh, java juke radio ♪ ♪ lean to the left and look to the right ♪

♪ oh -- [ laughter ] ♪ if you hear me get up and spin around once ♪ ♪ stand up, don't be afraid ♪ ♪ shake your behind like you're not afraid ♪ [ laughter ] sit back down, jay ♪ ♪ >> hi. so i know you just ordered a chai. but i think you should probably have something to eat with that as well. here, let me get you a sandwich. [ laughs out loud ] >> jay. >> give me three seconds. >> this one goes really well with the delicious notes of chai. you put this in your tie-dye hoodie. >> side note, i think that you're an amazing musician. >> thank you, jay. stay caffeinated. bye, have a good one. [ laughter ]

did you just cry into your sandwich? [ laughter ] >> what's happening? >> i don't know. >> hi, welcome. >> hello. may i have a vanilla latte? >> sure. >> what's your name? >> kate. >> what kind of milk would you like? >> oat milk, if possible. >> i think we just ran out. ♪ we're all out of oat milk ♪ ♪ we're all out of oat milk ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ kate, i'm so sorry ♪ ♪ we're all out of oat milk ♪ ♪ oh, i'm i'm sorry ♪ [ cries ] ♪ hello. >> hi, welcome, welcome. how are you today? >> i am doing wonderfully. >> it's coffee-aoke day today.

if you sing a song by -- oh, it's charlie puth. you get a free muffin. charlie puth. ♪ ♪ let's get it on ♪ ♪ it's like i hear it in the song ♪ ♪ i really like the color of your hair ♪ ♪ yeah ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ what kind of muffin do you want? ♪ >> i will do a blueberry muffin. >> i said i said i would bring it -- >> oh, my god. [ laughs ] >> it's a muffin wrapped in plastic. ♪ let's have the muffin sing along and get it on ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to charlie puth. his album "charlie" comes out october 7th. we've got a good show for you tonight. joe buck is here.

we have music from yungblud. and from "saturday night live," we'll be back with the host of the emmys, kenan thompson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by progressive.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. tonight, from "monday night football," joe buck is with us. then later, he debuted at number one in the u.k. with this self-titled album -- youngblood from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, you're going to have to protect yungblud, okay? >> i will. next week, we've got new shows with elisabeth moss, quinta brunson, sam rockwell,

and beto o'rourke, with music from kane brown and death cab for cutie. and also i am very, very pleased to announce that on september 26th, we're packing up the whole show, lock stock and guillermo and bringing it to brooklyn, new york, for five shows of the brooklyn academy of music. this is our first trip back in three years. if you would like to join us live and in person, you can get tickets at kimmelinbrooklyn.com. we have a great lineup of guests, i think we'll reveal those next week. the tickets are free and i'd love to see your head. our first guest started working in television when he was a kid on nickelodeon on "all that." then spent the whole rest of his life on "saturday night live." on monday night, he hosts the 74th annual emmy awards on nbc and peacock.

please welcome kenan thompson. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> good to see you. i'm very excited. >> jimmy: have you been to like the theater to start on the emmys? >> finally for the first time today. >> jimmy: and how did it go? >> it was the first day of school yesterday, so i had to be in town for that. you have two kids, right? >> yeah, 8 and 4. and it was the first time for the little one going to school. >> jimmy: did you cry? px >> i'm going to say that i didn't. >> jimmy: it's hard not to. >> it's touching. >> jimmy: you got two daughters. 8-year-old losing teeth and stuff like that? >> all kinds. >> jimmy: how much does the tooth fairy give? >> it's cranked up apparently. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm asking you this because my 8-year-old daughter just lost a tooth and there was some controversy in the house. >> was it up to like 20?

>> jimmy: my wife felt it was too much. >> that's too much. >> jimmy: she's cheap. >> i'm definitely going to pull back in that case. >> jimmy: we gave $20 the first time but only because we forgot. and then i happened to have $20 in my pocket, and she's crying. i'm, like, oh look under the bed. and i like cast it under the bed. >> it's still 20 bucks. are the kids going to be with you at the emmys? >> no, they have school. >> jimmy: that's probably for the best. you got to concentrate. not that this is for you. a lot of the hosts are, like, oh, my god, it's life. not only do you do that every week. "saturday night live" probably has twice as many people watching as the emmys do. >> yeah. but we're going to change that this year. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. like the live aspect actually

excites me. it helps the night move along and then we're done. >> jimmy: that's right. unless you're one of those people that loses their mind if something doesn't go exactly right, it's better to be live. >> i'm proud to say i'm not that guy. >> jimmy: do you remember, speaking of being live, the live on "saturday night live"?h- >> i do thanks to my rudolph, shoutout to my sister. i love her so much. it was when wanda sykes hosted the emmys that year. so it was my first week on the show. i didn't know what i was doing because i wasn't a writer coming from nickelodeon. they wrote for us basically so i didn't really know about taking meetings with people and like making sure you schedule with a writer and get into the program. >> jimmy: nobody tells you that, huh? >> no. you kind of just got to jump in the deep end and swim. so i was just kind of sitting around. and i was just twiddling my thumbs. [ laughter ] and then maya came up and she was like did you see the thing

wth wanda psychs and bill cosby? and i was like, no, and i ended up punching her in the face. and that was my first moment on "snl." >> jimmy: that was your first thing. boy, you have been on a long time on "saturday night live." >> i don't know where the time went. >> jimmy: i think our show started about that same time, 2003. >> well, congrats to you. >> jimmy: and congrats to you also. [ cheers and applause ] that's very cool. >> 19 years. >> exactly, yes. >> jimmy: last month you got a star on the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> boom, boom, boom, boom! that's nice. >> jimmy: was that meaningful to you? >> yeah, sure. [ laughter ] no, it's a huge honor. i never fathomed like being there. i always wanted to do the thing,

but i never thought like, you know, it would actually ever really happen. we all grew up wanting to be mr. t, but mr. t was already out there. it was just a fantasy. that was a very surreal moment. and there were a lot of faces gathered to honor what i -- >> jimmy: who came out to speak and hang out with you on that day? >> my good friend, lifelong buddy josh server who was on "all that" with me and on "good burger" as well. and then jb smoove and leslie jones. >> jimmy: certainly that is an honor. but i don't know if you realize that right there by your star, there it is right there -- >> oh, oh! >> jimmy: you can see guillermo is menacingly looking over your star and keeping an eye on it for you. >> you got your own brand? [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: did you know that was there, guillermo? >> no, i didn't. >> jimmy: did you go into that smoke shop? >> no, never. >> jimmy: will you visit the star while you're here? >> i plan to celebrate after the emmys and go there. i'm going to go there in the middle of the night or something. >> jimmy: people, if they happen to be in the hollywood area -- >> meet me there. >> jimmy: meet kenan on his star. [ laughter ] >> it's a cool thing. it's a first time kind of month for me. so i don't want to, like, let it just gloss over like that. like, i want to like flex on the night as hard as i can. >> jimmy: bring some lysol and a rag for sure. before you get down on that street. >> there are some doggy bags. >> jimmy: there are some things going on. all right. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we're going to talk more about the emmys. kenan thompson is here with us. we'll be right back! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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♪♪ >> jimmy: kenan thompson is with us. joe buck is on the way. kenan, i want to show a video, and i'd love to get your comments on it. harry styles was at madison square garden. >> and so was i. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you were there. >> that's right.

that was the fifth time i've been to the show. i've been another time since them. >> jimmy: the fifth time you've been to this run of the show? >> yes. >> jimmy: of the 13 shows -- >> it has been an incredible month of harry styles. [ applause ] i can't say he's a friend, but he was nice when he hosted. >> jimmy: he better be your friend after six times. >> but he's also really musical, and everybody in there is so happy and so safe. and like raising girls, it's nice to witness that environment. but they're a little too young so it's kind of like for me to enjoy. we keep buying like those mosh pit tickets and i just walk in and stand amongst the people and i'm not like in the seats all crowded. it's the best. like what are you doing from 9:00 p.m. to 10:30? >> jimmy: nothing. >> you know what i'm saying? go to harry styles at madison square garden. > jimmy: i could see you -- >> i want you to go. [ laughter ] it's so good. >> jimmy: i would be happy to

come. [ applause ] but i'm not coming six times. one or maybe i'd go like at the beginning, maybe go at the end if there is, some you know, personal time with harry. >> who would you go repetitively for that for? >> jimmy: well, obviously huey lewis, the bengals. i'm from the '80s. i would go see no one six times. i would not go see my own children performing six times. [ laughter ] >> we'll delete that part out of the interview. i don't know, man. i just like to hear the music loud. it's a proven concept already because it works every single time. and to see madison square gardens all jumping down on their feet like that, it was crazy. it's the same kind of feeling when chris rock and kevin hart did their show together at the garden. >> jimmy: how many times did you go? >> dave chappelle popped out. i went and saw them at the

garden and barclays two times. he's doing more shows, that's all. he loves doing 15 shows. i love seeing kevin and chris doing their schtick every night. and to follow dave, i don't know if you all know the story. but dave chappelle, like, surprise theed the world by opening for them. and nobody knew he was coming. we were all waiting an hour and we didn't know what was happening because there was supposed to be a surprise guest. and all of a sudden that chappelle popped up on the screen and people lost their minds. and eight seconds later he was coming up onto the stage. we were like oh, my god, dave chappelle is here! i thought it was just going to be kevin and chris. like, they're all right, but this is happening. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it was crazy. and also i think, in that picture the side profile was my business partner. we're just like fans first of

everything. so we have been going to a lot of like live events and shows. >> jimmy: harry better be at the emmys supporting you. >> he better take a break or be watching or something. >> jimmy: so i've hosted the emmys a few times. i wanted to help if i could. and i came across something from my first time hosting, which was in 2012. i had some jokes that i was unable to get to. because you know the time is limited. >> can i read them? >> jimmy: i would love it if you would -- and these are a gift to you. you can read them now or you can take them back with you. >> can i stand up? >> jimmy: of course. go crazy. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. look who's here tonight. one of the best guys in show biz, mr. kevin spacey. [ laughter ] it was appropriate for the time. >> jimmy: 2012.

remember this is years ago. i'm so happy to be hosting the emmys. i'll never forget when they called me and said those five sweet words. honey booboo's not available. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she was a popular performer at the time. >> she's still around. more about the boyfriends lately. anyway. [ laughter ] i was afraid i wouldn't make it tonight. i pulled a hammy doing gangnam style. [ laughter ] made me swap in a different dance or something. the formula is there. >> yeah. you got to watch references. it dates you. it's a pleasure to be here tonight. indoors, carefree, breathing freely amongst our peers. [ laughter ] in a manner that will surely continue for the foreseeable future. all right. [ applause ] that's good.

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and intensive mental health and addiction treatment. in short, 27 means getting people off the streets and into housing. yes on 27. >> jimmy: joe buck and yungblud are on the way. our next guest, he takes over play by play duties on "monday night football." please welcome joe buck. ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i can't believe this is your first time on the show. >> it is my first time in this seat. it's my first time on the show. i've sat back in the crowd two times with my daughter trudy. >> jimmy: right. your daughter came here one night. >> we come twice. only one time were we cool enough to get back to see you. but, yeah, we sat right over there. >> jimmy: this surprises me because we worked together at fox sports. we've dined together. >> we have. >> jimmy: and of course everything all runs together. and i assume you'd been here before. >> no. this is my maiden voyage. i brought a picture of me, trudy, and jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, your daughter -- >> this is i think ten years ago. >> jimmy: this is before beards were legalized on television. [ laughter ] >> and this was shortly after a really aggressive dye job on my

hair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have to do that when you're one of the great sportscasters. >> you've got to dye your hair. and that kid right now is working for ben stiller on "severance 2." >> jimmy: wow, that's a great show. what is she doing on the show? >> she's his top assistant. >> jimmy: wow, how about that. >> whatever his whim, she goes and makes it happen. >> jimmy: so you're at fox sports for what, 28 years? >> 27, 28. >> jimmy: and then welcome to the disney family, first of all. >> it's good to be here. >> jimmy: you and troy aikmin. >> we've been together for many years and we were talking throughout the entire process, and then it became apparent that i could get out of my contract at fox, which is not a good sign, i don't think. oh, you want to go? okay, go, go ahead. they treat it like a crappy

football game for me. and i went to espn. so now i'm doing "monday night football." [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you guys have a great lineup for this season. >> we start this upcoming monday with russell wilson and the broncos. going to seattle to see his old friends. so it'll be a cool way to start. >> jimmy: did you tell him i'm only coming if i don't have to call a jets game this season? >> you did notice that the jets were not on the schedule. i can't say that that was one of the requirements. >> jimmy: as far as going to various cities, and you've been to all the nfl cities many times obviously. is philly the place where the fans are the most spirited, shall we say? >> yeah, they like to have their fun. they like to give me a lot of crap because they think i don't like their team, which is not

true. >> jimmy: you get that in every city. >> i did 24 world series, and i've told every fan base that their team just lost the world series, and i was screaming while i did it. which really pissed them off. so they all think because i'm not there to root for their team, they think i'm rooting for the other side. i love that they care, i love that they care about their sports and they care who's calling the game. so that's good. but they could be a little rough. >> jimmy: did they ever attack you personally? >> not physically, no, not yet. about ten years ago i think it was, we were in philly and i'm standing with troy, we're doing the game. throughout the entire first half, this woman in the seats down in front of us is screaming for troy to look over at her. and every time there's a time-out "troy!" "troy aikman" and under his breath he's like i'm not looking

down. i mean it's going on for an entire -- finally at half time, he looks over and she just stands up and gives him the finger. [ laughter ] [ aplause ] and that's kind of a badge of honor for all the times that he with the cowboys might've beaten the eegels. but then troy, the only time he wears his super bowl rings is when we're doing game. and he's got three of them. and he puts his ring finger up with the super bowl ring on it and just does that. and i'm like, you better hope they know that's your ring finger and not your middle finger because they will come over this wall. but it never came to that. >> jimmy: when you're in the booth, i've been in a couple times, in fact, i got banned from "monday night football" once. >> we will change that. >> jimmy: i was publicly banned by my own network, which i don't think has ever happened to anyone ever. >> i was given away by mine.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: but i'm always amazed at, because it does seem so complicated, and i know it doesn't to you, but how relaxed it is inside that booth while this game is on live. i was just talking to kenan about doing this live emmy show. you do that for a much longer period of time every single week. >> yeah. i mean, but there's a lot of activity. i don't think people get that. so i'm doing the game, i've got a producer talking in my ear. i've got a stat guy giving me numbers on a grease board. i've got a spotter helping me figure out who made the catch, who made the tackle, how many yards it was. troy talks, i set up the next play. >> jimmy: you've got a piece of paper with a million little notes on it. and yet someho it always seems very easy and seamless. >> my dad did it for 50 years and i watched him do it, and i learned. >> jimmy: my dad's been doing the lawn for 50 years and i can't do that. [ laughter ] >> fair point. yeah, i don't know, it becomes second nature the more you do it. >> jimmy: do you think that if

we were -- i actually have a camera outside, and i was thinking it would be fun just to show your ease and your gift here that you would do a little bit of play by play just as we watch some people walk down the street on hollywood boulevard. [ applause ] >> can i put -- i got my glasses. >> jimmy: put on your glasses so you can see what's going on. >> i want to give the people what they want. all right, here we go. ♪ joe buck doing what he does best. >> okay. here we have two young ladies right in the center of your screen talking. one is running on some sort of beverage, dunkin' maybe. and here comes jorts. jorts is making a way across the crosswalk. and now torn up skirt. might take this title. instead, it is jorts on top of the curb. [ applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are those jorts?

>> i feel like those are highways to jorts. >> jimmy: i would have no idea. they're something. well, it's great to see you. and i look forward to seeing you do "monday night football." >> i can't wait. it's going to be fun. >> jimmy: and it's great to have you here. joe buck everybody. broncos/seahawks, abc. we'll be back with yungblud. ♪ >> the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the best or nothing.

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♪ the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. >> apologizes to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first this is his self-titled album. here with his song "tissues," yungblud! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ i feel left out like a child every time that you're close ♪ ♪ every time that you walk through the door i feel let down is it fear ♪ ♪ don't you feel my heart go every time you whisper in my ear ♪ ♪ cause everybody wants to feel loved ♪ ♪ everybody wants to be adored ♪ everybody wants to feel loved ♪ ♪ everybody wants to be adored ♪ ♪ i can't keep holding my breath god forbid you ♪ ♪ leave me like all the rest did i'm in love again and tomorrow i'll be sad ♪ ♪ take it out of my chest god forbid you leave me like all the rest did ♪ ♪ i'm in love again

and tomorrow i'll be sad ♪ ♪ you're sarcastic you tell lies ♪ but i can handle the truth ♪ ♪ it sounds so heavenly to me ♪ ♪ i don't want you to hide your issues blow them into your tissues ♪ ♪ give em to me uh come on give it to give it to me ♪ ♪ cause everybody wants to feel loved ♪ ♪ everybody wants to be adored everybody wants to feel loved ♪ ♪ everybody wants to be adored ♪ ♪ i can't keep holding my breath god forbid you ♪ ♪ leave me like all the rest did i'm in love again and tomorrow i'll be sad ♪ ♪ take it out of my chest god forbid you leave me like all the rest did ♪

♪ i'm in love again and tomorrow i'll be sad ♪ ♪ i decide to come outside you turn around and you tell me you love me ♪ ♪ i decide to come outside you turn around and you tell me you need me ♪ ♪ i decide to come outside you turn around and you tell me you love me ♪ ♪ i decide to come outside ♪ ♪ all i can say all i can say all i can say is it makes me sad ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ all right. let's take it home! ♪ can't keep holding my breath ♪ ♪ god forbid you leave me like

all the rest did ♪ ♪ i'm in love again because tomorrow i'll be sad ♪ ♪ take it out of my chest god forbid you leave me like all the rest did ♪ ♪ i'm in love again and tomorrow i'll be sad tomorrow i'll be sad ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

this is "nightline." tonight, the king's speech. a son mourning his mother, the queen. >> to my darling mama, as you begin your last great journey to join my dear late papa, i want simply to say this. thank you. >> delivering his first address to the nation. >> he'll be the best prepared monarch we've ever had. >> the journey from playboy prince to ruler and the challenges ahead. >> people are starting now to reassess the efficacy and the need for a monarchy in the modern age. and i think that king charles made this. plus, royal