jimmy kimmel is next. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- elisabeth moss. diego luna. guillermo at the emmys. and music from kane brown. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] that is very kind. i appreciate it. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on one of the two groggiest days of the year here in hollywood. the day after the emmys were handed out in downtown los angeles. i had a late night.

guillermo had a late night. it's a bit of a blur. but i think i'm dating pete davidson now. [ laughter ] big winners last night if you didn't watch the show were "succession," "ted lasso," "the white lotus" and "squid game." i feel like "the white lotus" and "squid game" came out like in 2018, right? [ laughter ] as they all are nowadays, this was the lowest rated emmys ever. only 5.92 million people watched the show on nbc. but that's not really the whole story. it was also on peacock. so when you add in the people who streamed it there -- still 5.92 million people. [ laughter ] it was a fun night though. i'll give you a little behind-the-scenes. like regis used to. so last night, to start the show, they had a big dance number where dancers came out and danced to all these tv theme songs. now, i'm sitting at a table right next to the stage with amanda seyfried and her husband tom. chris o'donnell and his daughter. the guy from "the bear," jeremy allen white and his wife addison.

also from "the bear," ay-yo edebiri and her friend. and andrew garfield and his friend. it was a good table. so the dancing starts. and the dancers are dancing around us to the theme songs from "friends" and "brady bunch," and whatnot. and then "game of thrones." these dancers come out with spears. and they're banging the spears around. and about halfway through the dance, the tip of one of the spears comes flying off the handle straight at us, at our table. [ laughter ] and out of nowhere, and i swear to god this happened. andrew garfield lunges forward and snatches it out of the air. like spider-man! [ cheers and applause ] like he might be really spider-man. just as spider-man would have done were he in an undercover situation. his shirt came open. my wife almost had to be resuscitated. [ laughter ] it was incredible. and at the end of the night, the tip -- this is the spear. i grabbed it off the table.

well, here i am with the superhero who saved our lives. [ cheers and applause ] so thank you, andrew garfield. with great power, comes great reflexes. and then, i got a heads-up about this. i'm not sure if the director of the show was trying to be funny. but oprah was presenting an award and talking about how unlikely "uss it is to win an emmy. and guess who they used to illustrate that unlikelihood? >> there are 8 billion people on this planet but only 25 emmys to be given out tonight. so your chances of winning -- 300 million to 1. so how do you win one? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, i want to say. my own camera guys worked that show last night. [ laughter ] and i will find out which one of you betrayed me. [ laughter ]

john oliver beat us for the 485th time in a row. and congratulations to john. but i'll tell you something. even though we didn't win last night, it was an honor just to get covid from those who did win last night. [ laughter ] speaking of losers, donald trump. there's another new book about donald trump, this one by maggie haberman of the "new york times." after trump realized the election was over, he told his staff his plan which was "i'm just not going to leave the white house." it's like when you try to tell a 5-year-old it's time to leave disneyland, he's just like no, i'm not going. [ laughter ] fortunately, the oval office is oval. so you can't really pile furniture up against the door. but how would he see that working? would he and joe biden be roommates? i mean -- [ laughter ] op one hand it's treason. on the other hand great idea for i accommodate show, really. [ laughter ] trump had an interesting weekend. he took an unannounced trip to washington that fueled all sorts of speculation online. he flew there in golf shoes and a trench coat. and then was seen driving around his golf course with no golf

clubs on the cart. [ laughter ] then he had some kind of on-course meeting with a bunch of guys, most of whom we don't know. whatever it was, it must not have been too important because eric was there. [ laughter ] riding up front with daddy like a big boy. [ applause ] team trump and the department of justice appear to have found some common ground over the so-called "special master" who will be tasked with going through the classified documents trump was storing at mar-a-lago. the justice department said it was open to accepting one of trump's two proposed candidates for special master. which surprised everyone. even trump was like, "wait, what?" okay. judge raymond dearie, a federal district court judge from brooklyn, he got the green light. which let me tell you how this goes from here. guillermo, mark this down. i want all of you to be witness to this. today is september 13th, 2022. donald trump just picked the guy who will decide whether or not or to what extent crimes have been committed.

the justice department says "okay, we accept." judge dearie, the special master he will look at the evidence, which is pretty clear cut. he will agree with the fbi, give them all the documents. and once he does, trump will call him a puppet controlled by the democrats. that's the future. there you go. and we will put a -- [ applause ] a time and date stamp on this. and keep it standing by for when that happens, which it will. the whole thing is a distraction. it doesn't matter what's in the documents. just taking them out of the white house is a crime under the espionage and presidential records act. and they still don't know whether trump returned all the documents he took. which, of course he didn't. this is like being unsure if cookie monster ate all the cookies. [ laughter ] he eats all the cookies. there's nothing but crumbs left. and these documents, they might not be exclusively at his golf course in florida. three days after the fbi demanded all the files, there is video of trump appearing to show boxes like the ones the fbi found at mar-a-lago being loaded onto a private plane, taken to his other home in bedminster, new jersey.

>> what's for dinner tonight? steak? good! plenty of ketchup. and make sure the stewardess with the big ones brings it to me! get all these boxes and top secret government documents on the plane. i'm going to bury them on the first hole next to ivana. >> yes, sir. >> what's up with him? >> eric tried to hug him again. he's pissed. >> can i help you with that? >> these have been in the toilet. >> jimmy: well, that's considerate. at this point, i don't know, donald trump -- [ applause ] i'm sure some part of him wishes he was back in show business, back on "the apprentice" walking out at the emmys and doing this. ♪ green acres is the place to be ♪ ♪ farm living is the life for me ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: back to the emmys. [ applause ] that would have been great this year. i think the academy left out an important category at the emmys.

politics are all over tv nowadays. and tonight we are going to honor some of our most talented politicians, by presenting the emmy for "outstanding performance in a political ad." these are real candidates from real ads. and the nominees are -- kay ivey. "stop or my great grandmother will shoot." >> it's okay for alabamans to arm themselves without government interference. that way you don't know who's got what in their purse. lipstick? an iphone? or maybe a little smith & wesson .38. [ applause ] stan pulliam, "stansphobia." >> i'm stan pulliam. the same stan pulliam who will lead the fight to not allow transgender athletes to compete in girls' sports. because my girls shouldn't have to play against boys. [ applause ] brian flowers, "driving miss crazy." >> the wall works.

i'm sorry. when elected to congress, we will put legislature in place to finish the wall that president trump started because -- against what the democrats are saying, the wall works. [ applause ] ted edwards, "kiss me baby no more times." >> you've seen slick politicians who shake hands and kiss babies. ted edwards isn't one of them. >> i'm ted edwards, and i approve this message. i'll shake your hand but i don't kiss babies. [ applause ] j.r. majewski, "anti-nouns." >> people love this guy. he's great. >> my name is j.r.majewski. and my pronouns are patriot and ass-kicker. ♪ >> jimmy: and shri thanedar, "shri's company." >> hi, i'm shri. >> shri thanedar.

scientist, state representative. >> what was that? >> it's the voice from the commercial. >> how was your day? >> he took on republicans to protect the right it vote for michiganders. >> again? >> vote for shri. >> jimmy: these performances truly represent the worst of the -- the best of the worst. something. and the emmy for "outstanding performance in a political ad" goes to -- shri thanedar! [ applause ] accepting the award from his home in detroit, michigan state representative shri thanedar. hello, shri. congratulations on winning your primary. [ applause ] >> thank you. thank you, jimmy, for this jimmy emmy. >> jimmy: well, it is my pleasure indeed to both present you with this emmy and to meet you. you won your primary, i know. >> yes, i did. >> jimmy: how bad an actor was the guy you beat? >> have to be very bad because i

have no acting skills. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you might not have skills but you got a trophy, and that's all that matters, shri. so thank you for joining us and congratulations on your emmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. thank you so much. >> jimmy: all right. good luck in november. all right. it's time now for -- it's a real guy. [ laughter ] time for what has become a beloved emmy tradition. every year, we send our top entertainment reporter to chat with the winners as only he can. that reporter is guillermo. and how do you like to do it, guillermo? >> guillermo: back to back. >> jimmy: that's right.llk to b with the winners at the emmys. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i'm here with michael keaton. he's an emmy winner. >> thank you very much. >> guillermo: do you feel bad for beating those people? >> not at all. >> guillermo: not at all? >> no. how do you feel? how do you feel about me beating those people? >> guillermo: i feel empathy.

you were great. you sing to everybody and everything. you have a great voice. >> it's one of those things that if i can't talk i've got to sing. yes. >> guillermo: but you didn't sing to me, to guillermo. do you want to sing to me now? >> guillermo, i have the perfect song. ♪ back to back ♪ ♪ belly to belly ♪ ♪ on the mr. kimmel show ♪ how's that? >> guillermo: good. you almost made a mistake. >> i almost made a mistake. ♪ on the jimmy kimmel show ♪ >> guillermo: johnny karsson dead. >> johnny carson's very dead. >> guillermo: say guillermo with an australian accent. >> guillermo. >> guillermo: how do you say it? >> guillermo. >> guillermo: guillermo. >> guillermo. yeah. >> guillermo: can you scratch my back with it? >> where? >> guillermo: my back. >> you want me to scratch your back with the wing? >> guillermo: yeah. right in the middle. ♪ scratch to back ♪ >> guillermo: oh, my god. this is awesome. this is great, right? >> i got it? amazing. >> guillermo: have you had your

monkeypox shot yet? would you like a booster? >> sure. >> guillermo: here. >> are you giving me a shot? >> guillermo: yeah. >> all right. >> guillermo: so open. this is tequila. >> uh. >> guillermo: how do you like it? >> na -- no -- >> guillermo: tequila will kill everything. >> i feel everything disinfecting everything inside. yes. >> guillermo: do you guys want to do a shot of tequila to celebrate your emmy? [ speaking non-english ] >> yeah, sure, why not? >> guillermo: this is called american hospitality. how do you say cheers in korean? >> kambe. >> kambe. >> guillermo: kambe! >> wow. >> this is real. >> guillermo: wow. would you like a cup of tea? >> yeah, i'd have a cup of tea. >> guillermo: yes, for you. no, you sit right there, i'll

serve it for you. >> okay. well, thank you very much. >> guillermo: t stand for tequila. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> guillermo: yes, sir. >> that's real tea. >>. >> guillermo: you forgot to put your pinkie. >> oh, i'm so sorry. >> guillermo: cheers. >> cheers. >> guillermo: to the queen. >> to the queen. >> guillermo: would you -- >> sorry. >> guillermo: how do you say it? >> exactly like that. it was like mary poppins. descended with an umbrella. >> guillermo: how do you say it? right away, governor? >> we do say right away, governor. thank you very much. what tea is this, guillermo? >> guillermo: this is -- >> what the? >> guillermo: t stands for what? tequila, right? >> yeah. this is english breakfast tequila, right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> cheers. no better way to start the day.

salud. >> guillermo: all great tequila. >> oh, man. i think that's what the queen had in the morning. >> guillermo: may she rest in peace. >> may she rest in peace. pour one out to the queen, guillermo. >> guillermo: would you like to thank the polar bear who died so you can be here tonight? >> i'm a walking coca-cola christmas commercial. >> guillermo: would you like some snacks? >> you know, i had no shirt on. so i've been avoiding like oreos and [ bleep ] like that. so it's looking real appetizing. >> guillermo: speaking of no shirt, let m se show you something. >> please. whoa. those are good shots. hell yeah. >> guillermo: how do you like me right here? >> insane, guillermo. [ applause ] that's what i respect about you. >> guillermo: i can get it, right? >> bro, of course you can get it, guillermo. >> guillermo: i want you to take

this quiz, okay? >> okay. which remember of the royal family from "succession" are you? >> guillermo: drugs. >> pick your hogwarts house. pick them up -- >> guillermo: animal. >> okay. [ bleep ]. >> guillermo: monopoly. >> no. checkers. tom. it's total [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. it's such a waste of time and energy coming here and doing this piece of [ bleep ]. can't tell you. anyway, apart from that i'm delighted to be here. thank you. >> guillermo: we're here with the cast of "ted lassen." congratulations. >> hey. >> guillermo: this is my interview back to back. you guys want tea? >> yeah! >> guillermo: i'm going to give you tea. >> thank you very much. >> guillermo: tea for everybody. >> oh, this is mexican tea.

>> guillermo: hey, sir, the coach. how are you? >> thank you, sir. >> guillermo: thank you. cheers, everybody. >> cheers! >> guillermo: how do you say cheers in england? >> cheers! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, that's how you say cheers in england. all right. thank you, guillermo. >> guillermo: you're welcome. >> jimmy: we have a great show. diego luna is here. kane brown is here. and we'll be right back with elisabeth moss. >> announcer: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by geico.

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from the newest story in the star wars universe, "andor," diego luna is with us. chpz chrpz [ cheers and applause ] then later, he is headlining the 2023 stagecoach music festival. his album is called "different man." kane brown from the mercedes eq stage. on wednesday, newly minted emmy award-winner quinta brunson will be here. that's tomorrow. from "lord of the rings," ismael cruz cordova. and kane brown will be back for night two with kane. our first guest tonight is an emmy-winning actor who spent more time in a cloak than obi wan kenobi. season 5 of "the handmaid's tale" premieres tomorrow on hulu. please say hello to elisabeth moss. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you look fantastic.

how are you doing? >> i'm doing great. thank you. it's nice to be here with you in person. >> jimmy: it's nice to have you. i always enjoy having you here. >> i love being here. you're a really nice guy. >> jimmy: well, thank you. i appreciate that. [ laughter ] >> it's true. >> jimmy: you were not at the emmys last night, correct? >> i was not. >> jimmy: what was your first year at the emmys? do you remember that experience? >> yeah. i do because it was my first year at the emmys. it was obviously very exciting. and i've been a few times since then. but the first year, you know, was for "mad men," first season. [ applause ] yeah. it was a nice little show. i was very excited. all these famous people and we were nominated. it was really cool. i got all dressed up and i had this really sparkly gown. i had my hair and makeup done. i got there and it was overwhelming and great. and i felt really cool and felt sort of like fancy and special. and then comes the great equalizer, which is the red carpet. or the great unequalizer. i ended up, i'm going to get my picture taken, this is so great. and i ended up next to jennifer

lopez. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> and understandably, they were far more interested in taking photographs of jennifer lopez. >> jimmy: they can be very mean on the red carpet, can't they? [ laughter ] >> and i was sort of immediately so humbled and just kind of like sneaking around her and being like excuse me, ma'am. [ laughter ] i swear i'm invited. >> jimmy: well, at least it was jennifer lopez. right? it could have been a lot worse. >> i'd take photos of her too. i get it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the handmaid's tale" was renewed for a sixth and final season. [ cheers and applause ] which i wonder -- i assume you know what's going to happen, right? >> i do. >> jimmy: okay. does everybody in the cast know or they just pick certain people to tell? they don't. and then do the other cast members pester you trying to find out? >> no. no one's asked. nobody's interested. no, i do know how it ends. i don't know everything, but i do know kind of the idea of what we're going for. >> jimmy: you directed the first

two episodes of the season. >> yeah. >> jimmy: had you directed before? >> only on the show. and on this other apple show i did, "shiening girls." but my first time directing was on "the handmaid's tale," season 4. i hadn't even done a short film or student film or anything like that. and my first time directing was in front of millions of people who are going to see it. >> jimmy: and not only that but your co-workers who are used to being you're one of the team and now you're the coach all of a sudden. >> yeah. and they're all really good and they're all really experienced and all of a sudden i'm directing them, which was terrifying. and when you start directing you have to join the dga, the directors guild of america, and you've got to fill out an application. you've got to go to a class. you have to actually like do it. it's for real. >> jimmy: wow. >> they take it seriously, which is good. and you fill this application. you have to get people to sign it, like people in the dga who are, you know, respected have to sign it. like you may not get in, you know. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. not everyone is accepted i guess. i was really nervous because i

already had the job. i was going to direct on the show and i didn't know if i was in the dga. so i had steve zalian sign, who if you don't know is an incredible writer-director, very respected, very intelligent and cerebral and just a genius. and the other person that i dot was someone i'd recently worked with who i was going to go meet up with at a bar, which was taika waititi. yeah, xactly. [ applause ] and i'm like i'm going to bring my application and i'm going to get him to sign it. >> jimmy: at the bar? >> at the bar. [ laughter ] i a shameless. >> jimmy: and all he has to do is sign? he doesn't have to write a testimonial of some kind? >> no, he doesn't have to do anything but sign. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> except taika's taika and he decided to do a little extra sort of doodle on the application. which was i felt inappropriate. and i thought -- >> jimmy: what did he draw? okay, i guess we could figure out what he drew. [ laughter ]

>> i can't tell you. but i thought oh my god, i'm not going to get into the dga. because taika's totally screwed me. [ laughter ] they're not going to accept me. >> jimmy: the better result would have been him being thrown out of the dga as a result of -- >> i think he just won the oscar. i think he's okay. >> jimmy: wow, that's pretty funny. >> i did get in. everything was fine. >> jimmy: that's good. that's good news. [ applause ] so one of the villains on the show, one of the really most despicable villains of all time on any show is joseph fiennes, who -- and i don't want to ruin it -- i'll let you ruin anything you want for those who have not caught up. but they should be caught up at this point. >> yes. absolutely. or catch up. you have time. but joseph fiennes plays commander fred waterford, who if you know anything about the show he basically is my kind of like owner and does horrible things to him -- to me and he also is one of the like guys who runs the place, so he's really bad. and at the end of season 4 me and a bunch of my cronies, my

other gals sort of ripped him apart with our bare hands. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] in a very satisfying death. >> very satisfying. not for him. satisfying for us. >> jimmy: and joseph, then -- so then there's this like dead body. >> yeah. >> jimmy: rubber dead body. rubber or -- >> yeah. silicon and latex and all this stuff they brilliantly make these things out of. and you know, you're going to see it. it airs, you know, tomorrow. you're going to see it. we had to create this dead body of joseph fiennes. and it's beautiful and amazing. bt it's naked. > jimmy: and does he get to weigh in on the naked body and go ooh, you know, we could improve certain areas or anything like that? [ laughter ] >> i don't feel like that's quite accurate. no, he did not. but i will say i kind of had his back because when we initially saw it, when i initially saw it because i was directing, they

had liked ripped off his penis. like ripped off half his penis. and i was like whoa, whoa, like come on, guys, i don't know if we need to really -- there was like a whole penis conversation. [ laughter ] a whole testicle conversation. truly. and what the damage would be and all of that. and i was like those women aren't going to put their mouth anywhere near that thing. you know. so i reinstated his penis. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. you saved his penis. well, i hope he appreciates that. >> i hope he appreciates it too. >> jimmy: you had his back and his front too. [ laughter ] that's really -- elisabeth moss is here. when we come back, we will see a clip from season 5 of "the handmaid's tale." >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by cinna-fuego toast crunch. blasted with spicy cinnadust! try the "feel-the-fuego" challenge.

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serena knows i killed fred. >> how could she know that? >> i did something. i sent her a finger. fred's finger. >> what? >> i cut it off of him. >> jimmy: that is elisabeth moss in season 5 of "the handmaid's tale." [ cheers and applause ]

you gave the finger. yeah. >> that was the funniest clip i could find for you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but in a way i think it makes people who watch the show very happy to hear that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, it's certainly justified. >> yeah, it is. absolutely. >> jimmy: yeah. at least a finger. >> yeah, at least a finger. but not the penis. >> jimmy: but not the penis. [ laughter ] no, that's going too far. >> too far. >> jimmy: this is not the first time you've worked with a severed body part. i don't know if you are aware or remember, way back when as we dip occasionally into your career as a kid actor. you were on the show "picket fences." >> that's right. that was my first show. >> jimmy: your very first show. [ applause ] and i wouldn't say it's a traditional tv kid actor first show. >> oh, no. >> hello, class. today i brought in a very interesting piece. it's a specimen. >> excellent. a specimen of what? >> a specimen of a hand.

>> is it real? >> oh, yes. it's dead. very real. hey! [ applause ] >> i haven't seen that in many years. >> jimmy: do you think your experience starting so young is why you can direct these shows? because you look at people like, well, with kid actors it goes one way or the other, it seems like. you've got guys like ron howard, jason bateman. you're directing now. >> i like that you put me in that category. >> jimmy: well, yeah. then there's the prison category. [ laughter ] >> thanks for putting me in that, the former one. yeah, i appreciate that. yeah, it seems to be something that has become a theme. decapitated body parts and things like that in my work. >> jimmy: yeah. maybe you run with that. well, it's great to see you. the new season, season 5 of "the

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>> jimmy: music from kane brown o' is on the way. our next guest comes from a galaxy far, far away. mexico. [ laughter ] he is here to revisit his role in "rogue one" in the newest "star wars" series, "andor." >> how? >> you just walk in like you belong? >> takes more than that, doesn't it? >> to steal from the empire? what do you need? a uniform, some dirty hands and an imperial token. they're so proud of themselves. they don't even care. they're so fat and satisfied they can't imagine it. >> can't imagine what? >> that someone like me would ever get inside their house. walk their floors. spit in their food. take their gear. >> jimmy: "andor" premieres september 21st on disney plus. please welcome diego luna. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ how nice. >> sorry. i brought you that, guillermo. i know about your drinking problem. [ lau [ laughter ] that's good tequila, not the [ bleep ] you drink. >> this is what i drink. >> it's already open. i couldn't handle it. i get very nervous and anxious before. >> jimmy: did you have a little sip? >> just a quarter of the bottle. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: so it's okay if i try it a little bit? >> yes, yes. i'm covid tested also. so you can go for it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i tell you, five minutes ago during the commercials he was complaining he's not feeling well, he's hung over. [ laughter ] and now right back at it. >> guillermo: i love tequila, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay.

>> guillermo: i could never say no to tequila. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, that's very kind of you to think of guillermo. you were at the emmys last night. >> i was. [ applause ] >> jimmy: where guillermo was dispensing don julio. >> i left because there was no tequila on the tables. i guess they wanted everyone to stay. or you drank the whole thing. >> jimmy: no, that's interesting. you're right. there was a couple bottles of wine and, you know, four hours. and that was it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think they were trying to keep people from getting loaded. >> yeah. from slaps and all of that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sure. >> i guess -- i don't know. i saw your guy and i have to say it was the best part -- >> jimmy: what guy? >> well, the way you were dragged in. >> jimmy: oh. >> i woke up laughing. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. i was still sleeping after that. but you -- now, you were at the 23 this weekend, right? >> i was. >> jimmy: that was quite a

weekend. this for people who don't know d23 is a place where disney the company, which owns marvel, owns the "star wars," everything. >> you. >> jimmy: me. everything. >> your shoes. >> jimmy: the stool. they announce their big films and all the stars of these films and tv shows come and they are congregating. are you in like i aroom with all the d23 stars? >> i know everyone from "star wars," you know. it's amazing. the energy over there, it's 7,000 people in a room. >> jimmy: and super, super fans. >> they make you believe like everything you do is worth like an applause. you know. basically, you come out and -- no, and i have to send a message because it's a beautiful thing, like the amount of love around "star wars," you know. you come out and everyone cares about your show. it's so weird. [ laughter ] i've spent my whole life trying to get people's attention and at the end say oh, by the way, there's a show you can watch where i'm in. >> jimmy: right. >> and now it's the opposite. it's just pure expectation.

7,000 people going we want to like it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> and you go holy crap. [ laughter ] i mean, i've been doing it for four years and a half but i'm not sure you're going to like it. i like it. but then you go out of that place and you realize no one else gives a -- you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. outside the -- [ applause ] i don't know about that. >> not as much as that. i went out of d-23 and i said can i stop for a coffee? i went for a coffee and they made me make the line. [ laughter ] i waited. it wasn't almond milk. i could tell. [ laughter ] it's good to be back. >> jimmy: maybe you should never leave d-23. >> i am going to live there, yeah. >> jimmy: your son, as i recall, last time you were on the show it was over zoom because it was during covid. didn't your son ruin something from "rogue one"? he spoiled something from -- >> a lot of things, yeah. [ laughter ] he took a picture of me, you know, when we were face-timing

and the costumes. >> jimmy: right. >> and want to send it to his friends. he used it, you know, as a pickup line. [ laughter ] in the holiday with other girls. but now he's so mature. >> jimmy: oh, he is? >> much more than me definitely. he's 14. obviously. >> jimmy: so you can trust him now with -- >> no, he works for disney. i'm sure of that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why is that? >> he wakes up and says like you're late, you know, don't say this. if i'm coming here, because he he knows i'm here, he says don't spoil anything. you know. make sure you talk about the show and not your life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like a little publicist you've got going there. >> he's -- yeah. >> jimmy: he's 14? >> he's 14 and he's protecting i guess the universe of "star wars." >> jimmy: well, good. i'm glad somebody is. what is his name, your son? >> his name is geronimo. and i have to say i thought i was going to be his hero after being in "star wars." and it didn't happen. >> jimmy: oh. it never happens with kids.

>> well, i die in the film. so he goes like, that's it? [ laughter ] it's over. now i'm glad to be back. but i'm his hero because i'm here. he watches this show. >> jimmy: oh, he does? [ cheers and applause ] well, good. hi, geronimo. thank you for watching. you know what i'm going to do? i'm going to make it a point to make sure that you are my son billy's hero. we will watch the show together. although this is not necessarily a show for little kids. this is like kind of a serious take on -- i mean, i could see already you're drawing some parallels to the real world as it compares to the death star. it's really more of an -- is it fair to say an adult "star wars" show? >> i would say like a complex show because my son loves it. my daughter loves it. i don't think -- i think it's about people that want complexity, yeah. and there are so many layers in

the show. sometimes it's -- it brings the adventure and action you want to see in "star wars" but also it becomes very dark and political. it's a spy thriller. it gets very intimate into the life of these people. we have 12 episodes in this first chunk. >> jimmy: right. 12 episodes. and you're releasing the first three at once, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: first three at once. >> well, it's like a film, the whole thing, you know? it will be like an hour and -- no, like -- well, it will be like a film, basically. a good chunk. but ultimately it's important for us that you get to see three episodes so you understand what we're aiming for, you know. >> jimmy: i got you. >> it's a lot of new characters, new planets. and again, it's about spies. so there's a lot of information and complexity. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's cool. >> jimmy: is there tequila in space? >> i made sure there is.

[ cheers and applause ] there has to be tequila to say those names. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, there are a lot of -- a ton of tough ones. >> talking about tequila and names. >> jimmy: what? >> you know how r 2 d-2 is called in mexico? >> jimmy: what is -- r-dos d dos? >> kind of little arthur. arturito. you know the story, no? we call it artur-itto. >> jimmy: r 2 d-2 is known as artur-itto? >> for my whole life -- i would say the first 15 years of my life i thought it was little arthur. [ laughter ] [ applause ] it makes sense. >> jimmy: it does make sense. >> he's tiny. >> jimmy: i like little arthur. guillermo could make a film.- artur yooeto. guillermito. [ applause ] >> jimmy: "andor" premieres with three episodes september 21st on

disney plus. we'll be right back with music from kane brown. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. want a permanent solution to homelessness? you won't get it with prop 27. it was written and funded by out-of-state corporations to permanently maximize profits,

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all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: i want to thank elisabeth moss and diego luna. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night quinta brunson, ismael cruz cordova, and more music from kane brown. this guy right here. "nightline" is next. but first, the album is called "different man." here with the song "like i love country music," kane brown! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ girl, you gone and done it to me ♪ ♪ hotter than a hoochie-coochie ♪ ♪ got me like the first time i heard alan jackson chattahoochee ♪ ♪ i was never the same again i'm a lifelong fan yes, i am ♪ ♪ baby, i love you like i love country music ♪ ♪ you get me high as willie, girl ♪ ♪ you get me gone as jones ♪ ♪ you turn me on as much as i turn on my radio ♪ ♪ let's take our time

walk the line kinda like ♪ ♪ johnny and june did yeah, let's do this ♪ ♪ baby, i love you like i love country music ♪ ♪ cause i could never live without your ♪ ♪ or my favorite songs about you ♪ ♪ top-to-bottom perfect you're like brooks & dunn's debut album ♪ ♪ you got me feelin' like i'm a brand new man ♪ ♪ yes i am ♪ ♪ baby, i love you like i love country music ♪ ♪ you get me high as willie, girl ♪ ♪ you get me gone as jones ♪ ♪ you turn me on as much as i turn on my radio ♪ ♪ let's take our time walk the line kinda like ♪ ♪ johnny and june did yeah, let's do this ♪ ♪ baby, i love you like i love country music ♪

♪ play that fiddle ♪ ♪ ♪ come on ♪ ♪ if i was stranded on an island ♪ ♪ only way i could survive is if i had you ♪ ♪ and that needle droppin' on a vinyl ♪ ♪ you get me high as willie, girl ♪ ♪ you get me gone as jones ♪ ♪ you turn me on as much as i turn on my radio ♪ ♪ let's take our time walk the line kinda like ♪ ♪ johnny and june did yeah, let's do this ♪ ♪ baby, i love you like i love country music ♪ ♪ oh, baby, i love you like i love country music ♪ ♪

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