>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live! tonight -- kathy griffin, chad kroeger and j.t. parr, guillermo on the road to brooklyn in dallas, and music from madison cunningham. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. welcome. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thank you for spending precious moments of your life with us.

today, by the way, i hope you know, is "national voter registration day." voting, as you know, is one of the few rights the supreme court hasn't taken away from women yet. [ laughter ] and it's fun. not only do you make sure your own voice is heard, my favorite part is you get to cancel out the votes of people you don't like. [ laughter ] there are a lot of places you can register to vote and make sure you're registered. one of them is headcount.org. go there now and sign up. it's important to vote because, if you don't, we could end up with a senator herschel walker. [ laughter ] democrats today held "get out the vote" drives in immigrant communities around the country. republicans were like, "we agree on the 'get out' part!" [ laughter ] speaking of the get-out movement, trump is said to be in a very trumpy feud with one of his celebrity impersonators. you know florida governor ron desantis, he duped that plane full of venezuelan families into flying to martha's vineyard? word is, trump is upset about that. not because he cares about the people, he's upset because he

thinks ron desantis stole that idea from him. [ laughter ] can you imagine being such a despicable creep, you're mad at someone for being a despicable creep sooner than you? [ laughter ] that's like taking credit for being the first guy to put pineapple on pizza. [ laughter ] this could get ugly. here's another big idea ronald took from donald. he's offering, desantis, his supporters a gold card. you get it if you give him $37. which sounds awfully similar to the trump gold card. which is accepted everyplace you don't want to be. [ laughter ] but still. i hope trump doesn't find out about this. you know me, the last thing i want to do is start trouble between these two remarkable men. [ laughter ] but man, if somebody stole my idea for selling worthless golden rectangles to imbeciles, i would be -- i would march right over to the governor's mansion and give him a little what-for, if you know what i mean. [ laughter and applause ] by the way, speaking of randomly shipping immigrants around,

where the hell is melania? [ laughter ] has anyone seen her? there is new surveillance video that was just released. this was shot on january 7th, a day after the insurrection. shows the head of the county republican party there in georgia giving some men who were hired by trump's nutty lawyer pal, sydney powell, giving them a tour of the election equipment in coffey county. i know it seems we do this every day. stop that a moment. imagine if this video had been a group of joe biden operatives breaching election security, going into restricted areas, looking at confidential voter information and physically manipulating the voting equipment itself. imagine what the reaction in magaland would be. mike lindell would have humped a hole right through his mypillow. [ laughter and applause ] trump, though, really could face criminal charges in georgia. and new york city and new york state and in federal court. so he's hard at work rallying

the troops to support him, no matter what. just like he did on january 6th. and these people who love him, trump had a rally in youngstown over the weekend. where this colorful person was just thrilled to be misjgender misgendered. >> it was wonderful, the president helped me. i hollered i loved him, he stopped, "i love you too." he said, "this guy says he loves me." i said, "i'm a woman." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the best part is, if you look at her shirt, it says, "i'm still a trump girl." [ laughter ] we actually went through the tape and found that moment when trump noticed and spoke to her or him or whatever trump thought she was. >> sick people, there's something wrong with them. but no matter -- >> i love you! >> i love you too, very much. and that was a guy. where's the guy that just yelled? look at this guy. he's my kind of guy. [ laughter ] are you the one that -- congratulations. what a beautiful voice you have.

what a beautiful voice. thank you. 66? you don't look a day over 65. [ laughter ] no, you look great. >> jimmy: right, yeah. [ laughter ] for a 65-year-old dude, you look great. [ laughter ] trump isn't the only guy out there saying stupid stuff. senator ron johnson of wisconsin made quite the fraudian slip today on the fox business channel. >> when i was children of homeland security, we'd hatch an annual threat hearing. my ranking member would always be bringing up white supremacy, which i condone -- i mean, i condemn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which one? which one means i like it? because that's the one. these guys. they're throwing every bit of garbage at the wall right before the midterms. hoping that something will stick. the chairperson of the republican national committee, this character, ronna mcdaniel, reacted to something bill clinton said. pay attention, this is really good. >> the republicans always close well.

why? because they find some new way to scare the living daylights out of swing voters about something. that's what they did in 2021 when they made critical race theory sound working than smallpox. >> news flash, bill, your party's doing that just fine, we don't need to help you at all, you're scaring voters with the open border. 2,000 pounds of fentanyl came across our border. every mom in the country is worried, what if this gets into my kid's halloween basket. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? i think she just made clinton's point very well. [ laughter ] look out for these fentanyl wafers in the halloween was bab baskets. [ laughter ] we have a big trip planned. we are headed back to brooklyn starting monday. [ cheers and applause ] for a week of shows at the brooklyn academy of music. guillermo is already on the road. we sent him ahead. he was in philadelphia last night at the eagles game where he made it onto the 6abc action news.

>> guillermo: people are so friendly. it's crazy how everybody wants to give you beer and something to drink. >> yeah, maybe stick around and see what we're like when we lose late at night. we love you, guillermo. >> jimmy: i wonder how they knew he likes to drink? [ laughter ] the gee yaremobile, as we call it, is on the way to brooklyn. they were in philly. tonight, they went backwards, to dallas. they're joining us from the texas state fair which starts next week. [ cheers and applause ] already a lot of people there. hi, guillermo. >> guillermo: i'm doing great, jimmy! >> jimmy: looks like you're having fun. why are you in dallas? york's the other way. >> guillermo: i'm here for the food. >> jimmy: here for the food. >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: i heard in philadelphia you ate four cheesesteaks, is that true? >> guillermo: that's true, jimmy. one for breakfast, two for lunch, one for dinner. >> jimmy: tonight you've got

award-winning food items? >> guillermo: that's correct. >> jimmy: tell us -- actually, let's have the people who won the awards talk us through each item. hi there, what's your name? > hi, i'm josie. >> jimmy: hi, josie. what did you make? >> i have the fried charcuterie board, which is fresh salami, prosciutto, mozzarella, green apple. we toss in a won ton, fry it. we top it with creamy goat cheese and mike's spicy honey. >> jimmy: did you think about frying the actual container too? [ laughter ] >> i considered it. >> jimmy: how is that, guillermo? >> guillermo: fantastic, jimmy. >> jimmy: befantastic, a good review from guillermo. >> i'm so glad. >> jimmy: what is our second item there, guillermo? >> hi, jimmy. what you have here is a smoked brisket, queso, bacon, fried pickles on biscuit. >> jimmy: oh, man. what do you call that?

>> the holy biscuit. >> jimmy: the holy biscuit. >> that's right, guillermo, holy biscuit. >> jimmy: because you meet jesus each bite into that thing? [ laughter ] >> yeah, potentially, yeah. >> jimmy: that looks really good. how is that, guillermo? >> guillermo: this is real, real, real good, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. that's the sandwich that killed elvis, i think. [ laughter ] >> no, but we make one like that. >> jimmy: what is your name, inventor of the holy biscuit? >> isaac russo. >> jimmy: thank you, isaac. finally, we've got -- well, you can't just have an entree, you've got to have something sweet. what are your names? >> brent reeves. >> juan reeves. >> we've got the ultimate brickie monster. a brownie with chocolate chip cookies,er on i don't say, marshmallows, and deep fried. >> we top it with cheesecake, strawberry sauce --

>> jimmy: how much weed do you guys smoke? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> just brisket. >> jimmy: i think it would be safer to eat a rattlesnake than that. [ laughter ] >> it's like the ultimate dessert, a super bowl dessert. >> jimmy: by ultimate you mean final, yes. [ laughter ] guillermo, i'll notify your next of kin, all right? >> guillermo: all right, man. >> jimmy: looks like you're having a lot of fun. you're going to chicago tomorrow, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, i'll be in chicago tomorrow, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, very good, all right. thanks to everybody there in dallas. [ cheers and applause ] we appreciate you showing up. thank you, guillermo. see you in the windy city tomorrow. luckily all the food is healthy in chicago. tonight, some of you may know was the "bachelorette" season finale. it's a special time of year. the "bachelorette" season ends, herpes season begins. [ laughter ] this time the show featured two bachelorettes, not just one.

one of them, gabby, is now engaged to a guy named erich. and the other one, rachel, got a ring from a gentleman named tino. >> rachel, i want to spend the rest of my life with you. will you marry me? >> i will. yes. >> jimmy: beautiful, right? and they lived happily ever after. [ laughter ] oh no, wait, about ten minutes later, this happened. >> today will be the first time i speak to tino since he told me that he cheated on me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he couldn't even make it through the episode. [ laughter ] what a show this is. and next season, i don't know if you heard, abc has something even more dramatic planned. >> this season, one new bachelorette with 30 men vying for her hand. epic drama. epic battles. and the most awkward fantasy suite yet.

>> there has been a situation. >> you are accusing me of slanders. >> she was in tears. >> you've got to pack your bags. >> "the bachelorette: house of the dragon." >> i choose christian koch. >> followed by "barathian in paradise" only on abc. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: before we soldier on, news 4 out of jacksonville, florida, congratulations for earning a spot in tonight's edition of "excellence in reporting." >> a jacksonville man just won a million-dollar jackoff -- jackpot with a scratch-off. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i thought they were free. we've got a good show for you tonight. two very funny guys,

chad kroeger and j.t. parr are here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from madison cunningham. and we'll be right back with kathy griffin. just stick around!

>> jimmy: hi there. from a very funny show called "chad and jt go deep" on netflix, chad kroeger and j.t. parr are with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, an exceptionally talented singer, songwriter, and guitar player from costa mesa. her album is called "revealer," madison cunningham from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see madison on tour including tomorrow night in

kansas city, missouri. so go see her there. tomorrow night on our show, john boyega, tyler james williams, and music from weezer so join us for that. our first guest is an emmy and grammy-winning performer and, along with donald trump, one of only a handful of guests we've had on the show who've been investigated by the department of justice. [ laughter ] her new movie "cursed friends" and premieres october 8th on comedy central. please welcome kathy griffin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's wonderful to see you. you look beautiful, you look great. how are you feeling? >> what? >> i love you, kathy! >> i love you more! let's not b.s. the audience. i'm here as usual because a more famous person fell out. but get this.

>> jimmy: fell out? >> it was a chris pine who harry styles spit on. [ laughter ] so he doesn't want to be here. >> jimmy: you're filling in for chris pine? >> yeah. but here's the thing. the reason he called me, you know, i've been spit on my whole career. [ laughter ] i actually was spit on once by harry styles. >> jimmy: no. >> and i'm here -- yes. >> jimmy: you were spit on my harry styles? >> i asked him to, i asked him to. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. i have to say, i thigh there's no greater compliment to a guest than the idea that we know you're ready at all times. >> that's right. >> jimmy: like a gunslinger. you're like a box of spaghetti in the cabinet, "it's always good." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you've got to remember, for me there's no higher compliment -- >> there is higher compliment. all right, let me explain my voice. the last time -- really quickly, i had lung cancer. they took out half my left lung. and so my voice got some damage.

but i'm fine, it couldn't hurt. and the important thing is my boobs are still fabulous. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: eventually, vocal cords stretch out, relactionds, and your voice will deepen again? >> i think it will get back to normal, but i'm not sure, i'm working on it. >> jimmy: it's funnier this way. [ laughter ] >> i think i sound nonthreatening and demure. that's my new angle. >> jimmy: thank god you're a comedian and not a police officer or something. >> can you imagine? "stop! cut it out, you guys!" be nicer!" >> jimmy: i don't know if you heard. president biden sunday night said the pandemic is over. i wonder if that means you're back to fully hobnobbing with your glamorous and elegant friends. >> okay, let me tell you the backstory. so jimmy kimmel is bitter and he's upset with me, which is the real reason i'm here. no, hear me out, people.

because they get me in a way you never have. [ laughter ] so jimmy made a pact with his good friend howard stern, 20 years ago, that neither one of them would ever come to my house for a party. >> jimmy: yes. >> implying that i would be the type of person that would put it in my hat. >> jimmy: in fairness to howard, howard made a pact that he would never about to anyone's house, ever, for dinner, not just now. >> that's true. realized is, it didn't take long to figure this out, every time you go to your house, you become like part of the show. and i was like, oh, yeah, no, i don't want to be part of the show. i don't want you reporting on my -- >> the cheese stands alone. get this, you guys. i've been having these dinner parties. now that i'm sort of canceled but sort of coming back, everybody knows -- [ laughter ] but everybody knows that, like, i'm not going to ask anybody for anything. like, those days are over. so i had these salons. they're 10-person sit-downs,

lunch or dinner, catered. strict rules. no cross-talking, it's one conversation at a time. no phones. your kids are sick, they'll be fine. i like to invite unique people. so the last one i had -- have you seen that guy from january 6th, mike fanone? he's the hero cop. he had a heart attack while they were beating him up. >> jimmy: he was attacked. >> also super sexy. [ laughter ] my single girlfriends and my gays, they all want him, the ladies and the gays. [ applause ] >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> yes. >> jimmy: the men like him too? >> the men like him too, yes. he came over in a muscle car. he's way straighter than you. [ laughter ] that's what i love about him. >> jimmy: who isn't, really. >> well, all right. so then -- this is like a normal guy, like he doesn't really watch tv that much. he probably watches sports. but -- because apparently some people do. anyway. so i was trying to think, who could give this guy a laugh?

he's been through so much, testifying before the committee. my life is so short on heterosexual men, every so often i have to field it out to one of my subcontractors. >> jimmy: and i was like, is this minnie mouse calling me? [ laughter ] >> i didn't know you were on a lavish vacation. look, i need you to send a straight to the house by 6:00. he's like, parameters? i go, they have to be a guy that this guy -- like a january 6th cop would get along with. he sends andy richter and joel mchale. no disrespect. a normal guy isn't going to know them. >> jimmy: what? >> i thought you were going to send tom cruise. [ laughter ] yes, i thought you were going to send maverick. >> jimmy: that's what you were thinking? >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm like, who's a nice guy who would be interested in this? andy richter -- >> tom cruise. >> jimmy: joel mchale, and george lopez. >> anyone from "maverick." >> jimmy: this is three "top guns." i didn't know. >> then you said lopez. i said, perfect, everybody knows

george lopez. i callow pez. then he's in but then he has to cancel day-of. i replaced him with rosie o'donnell. hear me out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> while not a male heterosexual, she can hang. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is why i don't come to your house, by the way. [ laughter and applause ] >> no. so those two got on great. >> jimmy: uh-huh? &-pe when rosie hadn't arrived, "look, rosie o'donnell's coming over, she's gay, i don't want you to accidentally say some homophobic crap." he goes like this, he's shaking, "i have a gay friend." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you warned him. >> as if he hasn't been through enough. the one after that, monica lewinsky. >> jimmy: she was at the party? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> now you have regrets. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think this is very interesting. this party thing. >> i like to do it. i put her with a bunch of really

smart people and journalists. and we were -- i did ask her. she's lovely. really easy-going and fun and funny, she was like a dream. but she has, like, an issue to deal with everywhere she goes, she's very recognizable and stuff. at first she was talking about wanting to go with the hot cop. i said, moeld hold on, that's a whole other matchmaking business but i might be open to it. i said, look, mon, is it okay if i ask you, if you don't want to answer, fine, but i'm dying to know. were you able to bring yourself to vote for hillary clinton in 2016? and i said it, have you ever been asked? she said no. anyway, she did. >> jimmy: oh. >> shouldn't, i couldn't let my own issues get in the way, i couldn't be a vote for trump. so yes, of course i voted for hillary. >> jimmy: wow. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big scoop. that would have been a great campaign ad. by the way, wasn't enough, turns out, yeah. wasn't enough. >> we tried, we tried.

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should probably get back to my house anyway. >> yeah. >> let's go. >> i can't let you leave empty-handed, not a group like this. so sweet. so -- innocent. so -- close. i know. how about a book? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is kathy griffin in "cursed friends" when premieres next month on comedy central? is it scary, funny? >> kind of like "sharknado." kind of making fun of "stranger things." i don't work with kids -- >> jimmy: never worked with kids before? >> i don't know kids. i panicked. what drugs do kids like? [ laughter ] i don't know. because i hear they like the bath salt and vaping. >> jimmy: what about when you go to, like, the kardashians' house? are you still going to their home? >> get me in trouble, yes. >> jimmy: do they have their kids at the house, do you

interact with the kids? >> they're like atm machines. press a button, money comes out. >> jimmy: money comes out of the kids, that's great. >> i love that. i love going. like, when i was -- went through my scandal with trump and all that, i couldn't -- nobody would take me in anywhere. i will tell you this. i didn't know i was going to say this. when nobody would even have me over for thanksgiving this guy did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's true. oh, yeah, that's true. i thought you were going to say the kardashians. >> they did. he took a shift, he took me for thanksgiving. they took me for christmas. so i'll always love them for reaching out when nobody -- so i go and, you know, i don't want to get in trouble. but you get the swag bag to die for. >> jimmy: do you really? >> yes. first of all -- >> jimmy: i didn't get that. >> they gave you horrible shoe that is the ex-husband makes. [ laughter ] they're like -- they like -- they're clumpy, they're crossed with fingers --

>> jimmy: they're worth a gazillion dollars. >> apparently. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then the wife gives you the products. >> jimmy: who's the wife? >> kim. >> jimmy: oh, kim. >> the wife, kim, what have you. then the mom is more normal. she'll give you like a burberry present. but i just got a big box from the freaking daughter. what's her real name? not francine. >> jimmy: north? >> no, the one with the makeup, the lips. kylie. i used to call them francine. >> jimmy: how is kim the mom and kylie's the daughter? >> well, because it's all -- >> jimmy: you've got to make me a chart, will you make me a chart? >> yes, the head is kris. don't get it twisted. the ultimate mom is going to be kris. kim is the mom of, yes, north, saint, milwaukee, and idaho. [ laughter ] i don't know. american cities, american cities for $500. but the daughter, the daughter sent a big box of her makeup. and get this, one time the mom

came over to my house and she goes, "tonight, you know what i have to tell kimberly?" i go, "that she's rich and famous?" i have to tell her kylie is a billionaire with a "b," kim is still just a millionaire. [ laughter ] i said, this is like the g8 summit. [ laughter ] we should do this at the united nations. >> jimmy: she had to tell her that? >> yes. so i love them. and then i -- her husband there, very shy and introverted. >> oh, what's he doing there? >> he hates it. he says, "kathy, please don't talk to kaitlin, she hates you." i'm like, "see what happens." [ laughter ] anyway. and so, you know there's always a guy in the doghouse. because every time you go, somebody's cheated on somebody. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> they still multiply, they multiply. because it's always a spinoff. the kids are more spinoffs. so then, you know, you probably know who it is, you play sports.

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permanently. prop 27. they didn't write it for the homeless. they wrote it for themselves. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. music from madison cunningham is on the way. our next guests are a dynamic duo who work tirelessly to spread stoke wherever it may be lacking. you can follow their journey on their new show "chad & j.t. go deep." >> perny upsunning is where you alou direct sunlight to penetrate your bare sphincter. dr. drew says -- >> mayor, the public speaker is

allowed to speak about something that is within the jurisdiction of the city of irvine, but this subject matter is not. >> what up, counsel. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "chad and j.t. go deep" is on netflix now. please welcome chad kroeger & j.t. parr. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm very happy to have you guys here. i've been following your activism. and may i say, you are doing great work to make this country and even the world a better place. and thank you for that. >> thank you. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we saw that clip, that was a real city council meeting in irvine, california, which is down the road from here. what was it -- you were cut off. what was the message that you guys were trying to get across to these people? >> well, we just believe ice it's a health practice that

could boost the stoke of the entire nation. like you said, the world. but there's no place where you're allowed to do it. we've tried to drop trial at the park and people flip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: people get upset when you try to do that in the park? >> our vibe's not antagonistic. we're just trying to help. >> jimmy: right. >> people don't see that when they see you like that. we tried to get the city on board, but they reacted how they reacted. but they're all legends. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: stoke, for those who don't know what stoke is, what is stoke exactly? >> it's like a feeling in your body of eternal optimism and abundance. it's kind of hard to put into words. but lately i've been sort of saying that stoke is like this feeling -- that feeling when you shotgun a monster energy and redline your toilet with supra in the mojave desert. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, yeah. i think people understand now. [ laughter ] you guys, how would sunning your sphincter -- [ laughter ]

-- improve your demeanor, or anything, really? >> i'm picking up on a bit of skepticism, which i understand, because i'm a skeptic by nature. >> jimmy: right. >> chad was super into it, and bro, i i don't know. then i saw his perineum and i was sold. [ laughter ] stoke, it starts with the physical and it leads to the mental. >> jimmy: i see. >> we can show you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: show me what, exactly? >> i can, like -- >> just demonstrate to you get the proper angle. >> yeah! >> you want to main line the vitamin "d" straight into your taint. [ laughter ] can i say taint? >> jimmy: how do you mean, show us, exactly? clothes on or offer we talking here? >> i think whatever -- >> jimmy: i think on would be okay to see, for those who don't know how to do this. [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. >> jimmy: the sun is where now in relation to you? >> straight up there. >> jimmy: okay. so his feet can float backwards.

>> jimmy: uh-huh? >> then you just want to use your full core and flip back. pick up one vertebra at a time. you get a nice 45-degree angle towards the sun. >> jimmy: uh-huh? [ laughter ] >> so you've got a perfect runway into -- >> jimmy: all right, that's good. >> i got to tell you, jimmy, i feel fully nourished right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how often -- no, stay like that. [ laughter ] no, no, you can get it. please. i think we understand. now we can do this at home. how often do you show up at city council meetings? >> we go about once a month. last time we were there, we went for something pretty monumental. we were standing in solidarity with the ladies after roe v. wade was overturned. >> jimmy: oh, you were? oh, that's great. [ cheers ] that's great. and what kind of -- what message were you spreading there? >> well, we basically took a vow of celibacy. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, we call it a boning

sabbatical, until roe v. wade is put back into place. >> jimmy: until it is -- oh, wow, okay. >> reinstated, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, wow. you guys are celebrate until something happens in the supreme court? >> yeah. >> that's correct. >> just getting our rocks off on nobility. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh? and is that having any kind of -- is that having a positive or negative effect on your personal lives? >> i mean, we both have girlfriends and they're psyched on it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, they are? >> they are. >> they're just giving back rubs while we watch "the crown." >> yeah, and we're all just kind of getting torqued up on mag t magnamity. >> jimmy: what can people expect to see on the tour? >> it's been great. it's basically a platform for us to connect to the youth and sort of espouse our life philosophies. basically talking about stoke. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and partying. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> that's about it. >> jimmy: that's it, really, yeah. [ laughter ] i've been watching your

instagram. and i like what you guys do. you take questions from people who watch, your fans. then you give them advice. you really are expansive when you do this. in fact, i have a question here. weirdly, a guy named chad wrote in and said, to you, chad, specifically, both of you. how do we spread awareness for all chads out there that are proud to have the name and are just trying to stay stoked? see, now, that is a really good question. >> it's an excellent quesh. [ laughter ] you know -- yeah. chads have taken a lot of heat in the culture over the past 20 years. >> jimmy: yeah? >> and rightly so. you know, there's a lot of bad chads out there. [ laughter ] and i would say to the chads who are good, you know, i'd say, you know, be the chad you want to see in the world. [ laughter ] and it's all about accountability, you know. if you see a bad chad, we say, be a rad chad.

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in a lot of ways, the same could be said about j.t.s. >> i'm fortunate, i got timberlake carrying the flag for us. >> jimmy: right, thank god. thank goodness. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's your next thing, what's your next issue, the thing that you're -- i know this -- this sell bureaucracy thing you got for roe v. wade. is there something else that we can look forward to seeing you working on? >> yeah, it's actually kind of a tough one. because our buddy passed away. >> jimmy: oh. >> and he was a total legend. >> jimmy: oh. >> his name was froder. >> jimmy: his name was what? >> froder. >> jimmy: okay. >> he died from too much stress. >> jimmy: oh. >> he just od'd on the grind. >> jimmy: on grind? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so we're trying to get people to alleviate stress. we've found, like, a miracle drug that with three therapeutic doses can totally clear your noggin. >> jimmy: really? what is the name of that drug?

>> tripstolasvegas. >> jimmy: tripstolasvegas? >> here's the thing, your dome can get filled up with so much stress and you've got to be mindful of that and release the party valve once in a while to achieve homeo stasis in your melon. it's sort of like a "check engine" light yore are you change the oil in your car. what about your dome? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good point. this is how froder, sadly, passed away? >> we took his ashes to vegas to the "life is beautiful" music festival. we showed him posthumously the best time of his life. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? that's got to put a smile on his face, wherever he is right now. it's great to have you guys here. congratulations on your show. it's called "chad and j.t. go deep." it's on netflix now. [ cheers and applause ] clad and j.t., everybody! we'll be back with madison cunningham. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live"

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>> jimmy: thanks to kathy griffin and to chad and j.t. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, john boyega, tyler james williams, and music from weezer. "nightline" is next but first, her album is called "revealer." here with the song "hospital," madison cunningham! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ well you'll never see me dying on screen or microscope ♪ ♪ i'll be the first to laugh it off to not be the brunt of your joke ♪ ♪ let me make a mistake it'll pay for its own cost cause regret is like an infant ♪ ♪ that won't let you sleep it off ♪

♪ checking in to a hospital where the nurse is earth and sky ♪ ♪ fighting against my flesh and blood there's nothing i won't try ♪ ♪ even heartache looks so easy to a pair of grieving eyes ♪ ♪ i am always one man down i am always one man down and dressed up ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i am an antenna a feeding tube and a hard drive ♪ ♪ entertaining myself to death to maintain some sort of life ♪ ♪ staring up at a concrete roof thinking it could fall any minute ♪ ♪ the fault line can't be reasoned with no matter what the house has in it ♪

♪ checking in to a hospital where the nurse is church and state ♪ ♪ the cure has got that oxygen we're all looking to taste ♪ ♪ with the face lines of a moth's wings i want more time to waste ♪ ♪ i am always one man down i am always one man down and dressed up ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ if my mind's

an orphanage you're not in the market to mind ♪ ♪ living like this is just no way to die put it in terms i can understand ♪ ♪ this wound is all i've got but i can't disconnect my hand ♪ ♪ from the damage that it's brought well t strgh on this cruel place ♪ ♪ it just won't crack or break ♪ but i am always one man down ♪ ♪ i am always one man down ooooh and fed up ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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