your time. jimmy kimmel is next. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- allison janney. chris estrada & frankie quiñones. guillermo on the road to brooklyn in boston. and music from yung gravy. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. it's great to have you here on -- oh, wow, what is it today? it's the first day of fall.

it was a beautiful day here in southern california. made only more beautiful by the hammer of justice pounding down on our pumpkin spice ex-president -- [ cheers ] who no doubt had a very unpleasant day. yesterday, the morning brought allegations from the new york attorney general against almost the whole trump family. and later last night, an appeals court ruled that the investigation into the classified documents he hoarded can go on. that meant it was damage control time, and so trump summoned his trusty hype man, sean hannity, for a good old fashioned han job. [ laughter ] trump claims he declassified those documents the fbi found at mar-a-lago using special powers no one imagined a president even any human ever had. >> what was your process to declassify? >> there doesn't have to be a process as i understand it. different people say different things. as i understand, there doesn't have to be.

if you're the president of the united states, you can declassify by saying it's declassified, even by thinking about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: even by thinking about it. [ applause ] using the power of his mind! he can declassify documents. what he does is he puts a candle in an egg mcmuffin -- [ laughter ] makes a wish, blows it out, and the documents become declassified, hocus pocus. [ cheers and applause ] hannity really outdid himself here. he had no follow-up to that. his approach was basically "show me on the doll where the fbi investigated you." trump has moved the goal posts so far now they're not even in the stadium anymore. let me just recap his arguments about these documents. first, he claimed the fbi planted evidence. then he demanded the fbi give back the evidence they "planted," which makes no sense. then he claimed he had a "standing order" to declassify any documents he took out of the oval office, which was confirmed by no one who worked for him, because there is a formal process for how you declassify documents.

so now, donny cochran's new argument is -- [ laughter ] that he can close his eyes and magically declassify, just by thinking about it. like harry whodummy! [ laughter and applause ] if trump actually had the power to change things just by thinking about them, don junior would have turned into a big mac 30 years ago. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and by the way, even if he did have the power to declassify this information, it doesn't matter. it's illegal for him to take any presidential records from the white house without permission. it's illegal. but he's the victim here. he did the whole wah wah routine about them searching barron's bedroom, malaria's shoe dungeon. [ laughter ] what a violation it was to their pri privacy. and he also believes the fbi may have in their possession some top secret family files. >> they took a lot. i think they took my will. i found out yesterday, where is it? >> am i in it?

>> i think they took my will, that could cause a lot of people problems if that gets published for people who won't be so happy, or maybe would be happy. >> jimmy: it would cause a lot of problems because he'd have to explain to eric why he's not in it. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: where are the tax returns he promised? is that "audit" still going on? trump may have damaged himself bigly in this interview. he seems to have admitted to things he had no good reason to admit to. but when he's on a roll, the stuff he is throwing out there. this one might be the craziest idea he's ever had. and that's coming from a man who thinks windmills cause cancer. >> there's also a lot of speculation because of what they did, the severity of the fbi coming and raiding mar-a-lago. were they looking for the hillary clinton emails that were deleted but they are around someplace? were they looking for the -- >> wait. you're not saying you had it? >> no, no, they may be saying -- they may have thought that it was in there. >> okay. >> jimmy: huh? [ laughter ] the fbi came to his house looking for hillary clinton's emails that were deleted.

which, how could there even be emails if they were deleted? and how would they get into his house? did hillary sneak in after midnight and stuff them under his pillow? like the email fairy? [ laughter ] at this point, even qanon is like, "what? what are you talking about?" [ laughter and applause ] sean hannity just nods along. i mean, you have to hand it to sean. when life gives him felons, he makes felonade! [ laughter ] >> the word prosecutor, i don't think prosecutor, i don't know, this is prosecutable. under the presidential records act, there's no retribution or prosecution. you're supposed to negotiate. we're talking about documents. i can't imagine the word -- you mention the word prosecution. i don't hear the word prosecution. >> no, i'm saying they didn't prosecute them. >> no, but i don't see how they could prosecute me. how do you prosecute somebody -- >> they didn't raid their homes. they raided this home. >> they certainly didn't raid their homes. and when hillary broke them up, broke up all her phones with the hammers, they did the bleach -- all the things that happened

were incredible. >> jimmy: did the bleach pit. the bleach pit? isn't that where the kids on "90210" hung out, the bleach pit? [ laughter ] the important thing is trump wants you to know, the fbi came in looking for hillary's emails, while they were there, they planted documents, stole his will, and probably the "playboys" under barron's bed. and also he's telepathic. like professor x. and that's only one of his problems right now. the 11th circuit court of appeals yesterday ruled that former presidents are not permitted to have classified documents without approval. he got doc blocked. [ laughter ] turns out, even a conservative-leaning appeals court did not find trump's argument that you can declassify documents by clicking your heels together three times to be legally binding. [ laughter ] the ruling was a unanimous decision made by two judges who were nominated by trump, and one who was nominated by obama. at least he's bringing people together! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and that "special master" that he wanted so badly? that's not going his way either.

and four republican senators aren't buying his magic power to declassify either, including his sweet little darling lindsey graham who -- oh my goodness, you can tell this is getting to trump. and also to the whole family. there are -- i heard reports eric has started wetting the bed again. [ laughter ] the whole family is up in arms, lashing out at the new york attorney general. don jr.'s lucky fiancee, kimberly guilfoyle appeared on newsmax to deliver yet another one of her classic zingers. >> it's not a good time to be running for attorney general with a "d" after your name, i wouldn't suspect. talk about that. >> she has an "i" after her name, "incompetent," that's what it is. let me tell you something, she should prosecute herself. she's nothing but a stalker of donald trump. that's the only thing she seems to be good at. >> jimmy: i do like her halloween costume. [ laughter ] [ applause ] by the way, that dude wasn't the only angry trump-in-law today. laura trump was out standing by her main, too. >> letitia james has such

straight tree control and hatred for anyone with the last name trump that she decided to investigate my husband's charity despite the fact that it had one of the lowest expense ratios of any private charity in america, and unfortunately, guess who was hurt by that? it wasn't my husband, it's the kids of st. jude. who knows how many kids have died unnecessarily thanks to her investigation and her vitriol and hatred for anyone with the last name trump. >> jimmy: yeah, i know how many, zero. [ laughter ] the answer is zero. [ cheers and applause ] none of them. by the way, next week we're taking a big family road trip to brooklyn. we've got shows monday through friday at b.a.m., the brooklyn academy of music. guillermo, we sent him ahead. [ applause ] he's en route. he's eating and especially drinking his way across the country. tonight, he's in boston right outside the cask & flagon bar. [ cheers and applause ] hey guillermo! >> guillermo: hi, jimmy! >> jimmy: i heard you had a big lunch.

>> guillermo: oh my god, it was amazing, jimmy. >> jimmy: what did you have? >> guillermo: i had clam chowder, i had a lobster roll, i had a mac and cheese, i had a buffalo wings, and a ruben. >> jimmy: wow. and i see a big crowd came out to visit you there in boston. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah, a lot of people, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah, oh -- i do hear people, all right. so you're outside -- the red sox are on the road playing the yankees tonight, right? >> guillermo: yeah, they're in new york right now. there's nobody there. >> jimmy: take us into the bar where the people and let's get some folks there -- >> >> guillermo: yeah, sure, all right. >> jimmy: a very popular red sox bar, the cask and flagon, how many years has it been around, guillermo? oh, look at that, wow. hey, what's your name? >> jimmy! >> jimmy: how you doing? oh, that's a beer.

what's your name? >> dude, my name's mario. >> jimmy: are you excited about aaron judge going for number 61 tonight? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: guillermo is on his way to new york. is there a message you want to give to the yankees fans there? >> i would love to, but there's a lot of expletives. i've been trying to keep it family friendly. >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that, that's good. yeah, it's still early. all right, who else is there, guillermo? i know we have a celebrity on hand. >> guillermo: right here. >> hey, guillermo, hi. >> jimmy: lenny clarke. [ cheers and applause ] comedy legend. hey, lenny. i was actually -- i was with bill burr last night, we were speaking fondly of you. >> thanks, jimmy. i've been trying to ditch guillermo how to speak boston. >> jimmy: you have? what did you teach him? has he learned anything? >> i parked my car in the

harvard yard. >> guillermo: i parked my car in the ha half-vah-yar? >> after this we're going to go to a party at the ramada, it's gonna be wicked. >> guillermo: after this, we're going to a party, it's going to be whiskey. whiskey? [ laughter ] >> hey, jimmy. i've got to ask you a favor. >> jimmy: yes? >> i live in martha's vineyard, we've been getting a bad rap. he doesn't have to be in new york untild a d amonday? i want to take him home with me and the bus. i got a guy at the ferry who will put the bus on, going to martha's vineyard, we're going to play naked volleyball! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i like it. i like that idea a lot. >> it's going to be good. you can come next year. >> jimmy: okay. >> but -- oh, we're taking on all comers. alan dershowitz is there. we can do this. >> jimmy: oh, i would love to play nude volleyball with alan

dershowitz, yeah. >> you just don't want him tripping you up. >> jimmy: lenny, will you do me a favor? make sure guillermo is at least sober enough to get back on the bus? >> oh, yeah. oh, god, yeah. i got a guy at the ferry will make it happen, no problem. >> jimmy: okay, great. lenny's got a guy at the ferry, everybody. >> he can stay with me, pull the bus right up -- i've got a stake, jimmy, i'm wealthy again. >> jimmy: thank you, lenny, i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what i think, jimmy. i've got guillermo -- they call boston beantown. no one calls it beantown. >> jimmy: right, right. >> i got guillermo boston's best baked beans for the bus. >> jimmy: what an appetizing name, "bm." >> i don't know. no one knows. you've got a lot of fans. you've got a lot of fans here in boston, jimmy. cigar god said you were beautiful. >> jimmy: i'll take that, sure, thank you, lenny.

appreciate it. >> appreciate you, jim. >> jimmy: lenny clarke and guillermo, the new team there in boston. i like it. all right, thank you, guys. we'll see you this weekend. one more thing before we move on. it's thursday night. that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> the first time that i [ bleep ]ed the queen was visiting london. >> former president criticized fbi agents for not [ bleep ]ing up their [ bleep ]s in his bedroom. >> vladimir putin is going to try to [ bleep ] your [ bleep ]. >> sure he is. >> an executive with beyond meat is accused of biting a man's [ bleep ]. >> a lifetime ago, i actually did a little remote, i [ bleep ]ed hugh grant. >> hugh grant is a beast. >> it all paid off because i got to [ bleep ] the sausages. >> he's very much in shape. when you watch him [ bleep ],

you can tell even when he has [ bleep ], he's got the gas to back it up. >> gainesville police officers arrested 29-year-old david [ bleep ] last night. >> i am going to [ bleep ] on somebody's [ bleep ] somewhere in america. and i'm not going to tell you where. >> can you tell me the state? >> nope. >> as republican leader of the house agriculture committee, i'd like to remind us all to [ bleep ] a farmer next time you crack open a cold one. >> it's going to come in my friend's [ bleep ]. >> it's going to feel like it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show tonight. from the new show "this school," chris estrada and frankie qui quinones. we have music from young gravy. and we'll be back with allison janney.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, from a new show called "this fool," you can see it now on hulu. chris estrada and frankie quiñones are with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later this guy is all over your tiktoks, and he's also down to date your mom. his song is called "betty get money." [ cheers ] he goes by the names "daddy aioli," "young gravity," "lil' steamer," and "mr. butterworth." tonight he'll be using the name on his birth certificate, young gravy from the mercedes eq stage tonight. [ cheers and applause ] next week, for the first time in more than three years, we will be at b.a.m., the brooklyn academy of music, and we have an absolutely great lineup of guests which i'm going to announce now. may i have a drumroll, please? [ drumroll ] thank you. our guests in brooklyn include --

david letterman, amy schumer, mila kunis, tracy morgan, paul simon, the yeah yeah yeahs, future, run the jewels, and a bunch more surprises we cannot reveal, because they would no longer be surprises if we were to do that. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for that. all next week. it's going to be a fun week. our first guest tonight is an exceptionally talented woman with an oscar, seven emmys, and so many acting credits it's a wonder she can remember her name. her new movie is called "lou." it opens on netflix tomorrow. please welcome allison janney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: alison, i always forget how tall you are. >> i know. >> jimmy: i felt like a little man standing next to you. >> i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: you look great, it's great to see you. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: how's your life, how's

everything going? >> everything's going really well. i'm very busy as always. working on a new show for apple called "mrs. american pie." >> jimmy: i heard you're working with carol burnett on that show. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, she is the main reason i am an actress, why i'm doing what i am today. >> jimmy: is she? >> she and mary tyler moore were my favorites, my inspirations. everything about them i loved. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i definitely want to talk about carol burnett, she's one of my favorites too. did you ever meet mary tyler moore? >> i never met her, no. >> jimmy: carol, are you friends now that you've worked together? >> you know, she did ask me out to dinner. >> jimmy: great. >> i went out with her, and i was so -- i was -- do i tell her how much -- you know, she's my inspiration, do i tell her all that or be cool? i kind of managed to do a little of both. we ended up talking about the games we like to play on our phones. and she's into -- she loves to

play worlgts. and i'm not a great worlgts player at all, i'm terrible at it. carol sent me her worlgts score on a text thing. i thought, now i've got to play, i've got to do it. [ laughter ] every day we share our worlgts scores. >> jimmy: you're feigning common interests. >> i didn't get today, did anyone get today's so i can send it to carol? >> jimmy: what's your starting word? >> i usually start with adieu. >> jimmy: is that a good one? >> it's got a lot of vowels in it. or i go for the consonants. like -- estate? a state? i can't remember. either consonants or vowels. a adieu. sometimes i go with whatever i'm feeling in that moment. well, i won't go that way. [ laughter ] i'll go whatever word comes to the top of my head. >> jimmy: are you competitive with carol? >> i am. >> jimmy: do you want to beat her? >> i don't want to beat her, but

i don't want to have the -- not have the last -- you goo, phew, i got it, the sixth one. the last three i got it on the sixth one. it's not a good showing. carol gets it on three. i've got to step up my worlgts game. >> jimmy: it's a weird position to be in. you've got this person whom you idolized, now you want to beat them in a game. >> sometimes i cheat and go to google, "five letter words" -- is that cheating? >> jimmy: of course it's cheating. [ laughter ] and you're not just cheating, you're cheating yourself. [ laughter ] and you're lying to carol. does carol know? [ laughter ] does carol know that you're -- >> quote her that. i might tell her when i see her. >> jimmy: have you ever thought of starting with the word "carol"? >> that's not a worlgts word. d you play worlgts? >> jimmy: carol like a christmas carol. >> oh, excuse me, i stand corrected. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you think a person who prudences adieu in

that way -- [ laughter and applause ] >> you're right, absolutely right. >> jimmy: did you have dinner with carol before you guys started working together? or was it -- >> it was -- it was -- yeah. after we started working together. and she wanted to have dinner. and i just -- >> jimmy: gotcha. >> i was just -- i remember the first time carol called me. and it was -- i know -- i had gotten a message that she had called. i never wanted to call her back because i always wanted to be on the verge of calling carol burnett back. i just wanted to say, "carol burnett called." >> jimmy: it causes anxiety? >> also excitement. i was imagining she wanted to do a new variety show with me, or she wanted to do this, or i kept, you know, dreaming about what it could be she wanted. then when i called her, she wanted me to use her dresser on broadway. which i end up doing. but it wasn't as, you know, elaborate in my mind. >> jimmy: yeah, but still good. still, if you told your young self, when you were watching that show and were thinking about carol burnett, like oh

wow, i want to do that. what do you think -- how -- i mean, first of all, you have to explain worlgts to yourself. [ laughter ] i mean, just the iphone alone is mind blowing to start with. >> i would never have thought in a million years i would ever, ever be in the same room with carol burnett. truly. i wouldn't have known, i couldn't have known. if i did know, i don't know what i would have told myself. "go to the gym." something like that. >> jimmy: speaking of the gym, this movie of yours is -- i mean, very unexpected, i think. >> right? >> jimmy: yeah. it's a serious action movie. >> i really -- yeah. i mean, j.j. abrams, you know, he does incredible projects. he sent me this script from his bad robot company. and i thought, are you kdding me? i mean, i'd never been invited into the action/thriller world. and i thought, at my age? this is exactly what i should be doing. [ laughter ] kicking ass and taking names. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: it's no kidding around. this is like -- i would imagine you had to do training and all that kind of stuff. >> oh, totally. the guy, daniel bernhard, who trained me, "you realize we're going to train three hours a day." and i was like, wait. what? i've never heard that in a sentence in my life. >> jimmy: all at once? or do you split it up throughout the day? >> all at once, three hours. >> jimmy: wow. >> you go down to that gym below the airport, i'm. >> i'm going to say it wrong, 87-11? >> jimmy: you're asking the wrong guy. you lost me at "gym." that's my name and i don't even -- [ laughter ] >> that's where they train. >> jimmy: also a word you can use. jimmy has other uses if you want to start with that on worlgts, but go ahead. >> it's the mace they train -- keanu reeves, charlize theron, bob odenkirk for "nobody." he did a stint on "mom" and i

saw his movie and i loved it. >> jimmy: that was great. >> i said, who was your fight choreographer? he said, daniel bernhard. i said, you've got to get daniel bernhard. she said, done, i hired him today. it was amazing that we got him. it was great working out with him. i loved it. three hours straight. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we're going to see allison janney as you have not seen her before. the movie is called "lou." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. get drivewise and save for avoiding mayhem.

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sit down, martha. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is allison janney, believe it or not, in "lou." it premieres tomorrow on netflix. that's pretty crazy. what do you think when you see yourself doing that? >> i just -- i'm so thrilled that i got to do it. >> jimmy: it's got to be the greatest feeling. >> it is. >> jimmy: to do that. >> i thought, you know -- ever since i saw "kill bill," all of them but the famous fight between uma thurman and daryl

hannah? not that that approaches that, but i just thought, god, to get to do that kind of physical work, i love it. to see myself do this, it's thrilling to me. i want to do it more, i loved it. >> jimmy: this is a very wet movie. there's a lot of rain in the movie. >> you cannot even believe. it all -- the third character, the fourth character, the storm is a character in the movie.pit. we had to -- there were rain towers and wind machines. we were wet every single day of the shoot. just sopping wet. not like you take your boot off and dimp tons of water out of it. there's something freeing about being that -- you didn't have to worry about your eye liner smudging or anything. you just relished the fact that you were dirty and it didn't matter. you know? the dirtier you got, it was just -- it was fun. we even had to, you know -- at a certain point you've got to go to the bathroom. you're in the woods. it's like, why get in a golf cart and go back to the trailer?

i'm just going to pee right here. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in the woods? >> in your clothes. i didn't take my clothes off. i just would pee. >> jimmy: justpeed on yourself? >> i'd recommend it, it's really wonderful. >> jimmy: you have to really concentrate to be able to do that? >> no, not when you're that wet. just absolutely -- and it's kind of warm, so it felt good. [ laughter ] sorry. i loved it. >> jimmy: wow. and you like being dirty? >> i don't -- it's freeing. like i said, you don't have to worry about vanity, you don't have to worry about looking beautiful or whether your bra is pulling down. right now i'm very self-conscious. and when you're covered in mud -- i had to do a scene where i had to face plant in a thing of mud. the director, she wanted animals in the background of every shot. and this one scene, she decided she wanted these worms crawling next to my face while it was planted down in the mud. and i was like, really? i mean, it's enough that i just

got my face -- she said, no, it will be cool. [ laughter ] this guy comes and puts all these worms down. we do the take. hurry up, pull me up. because she's got to pull me up to save me, and it's taking awhile, my face in the mud. i come up and something was wrong with the camera. i said, let's just go again, go again. no, no, wait, stop! the worm wrangler -- [ laughter ] had to make sure all the worms were accounted for after each take. >> jimmy: no way. >> yes. i never -- i said, wait a minute. these are worms? she put like 40 worms. she had to pull every one, two, three -- [ laughter ] i was like, do they have names? [ laughter ] it was crazy. >> jimmy: then what would they do if one was missing? split them in half, you've got two worms. [ laughter ] >> i know. i'm a huge animal lover, as you know, as most people know. but worms and flies and

mosquitos, i just kind of -- i mean, you know -- i never heard of such a thing, a worm wrangler. >> jimmy: wow. imagine putting that on a business card. that's not going to look great on your tinder profile. [ laughter ] >> i don't know how many -- i've got to believe she wrangles other animals too. >> jimmy: do you like working with animals? i know you love animals but do you like them as work partners? >> i do. i kind of do. they're unpredictable. they don't have an agenda other than wanting to eat or whatever they have. it has nothing to do with you. so they're great acting partners. i mean, one of my favorite, besides the bird and the dog in "lou," one of my favorite animal partners was in "west wing." the turkeys. when c.j. had to pardon a turkey for thanksgiving. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, thanksgiving, que. >> and i had to stand and these turkeys were behind me. and there were two of them. i don't think they liked each other very much because they

kept squabbling at each other. i'm standing there not knowing what they're doing, so every time i'd hear a gobble, gobble! you know, i'd be screaming and terrified of what they were -- so it was just -- elicited really funny behavior out of me. >> jimmy: turkeys are nasty. >> yes. they can be really ornery. >> jimmy: you know what turkeys eat? worms. yeah. well, i don't know, i'm assuming. i mean, everybody eats worms, really. you name it, they're there to be eaten. >> have you eaten a worm? >> jimmy: probably. probably, yeah. i mean, not consciously. but i'm sure i've eaten a worm. >> i don't like to think about that. >> jimmy: yeah. well, yeah. they're your costars, of course you can't think of them -- [ laughter ] these are your friends. >> not one worm was hurt during the filming. >> jimmy: dinner with carol, the next night, dinner with the worms. table for 41, please. [ laughter ] it's great to see you. congratulations on the movie. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it premieres tomorrow on netflix. we'll be back with chris estrada and frankie quiñones.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, we are back.

we've just added two guests to our week in brooklyn. ben stiller and jason bateman. okay? how about that? [ cheers and applause ] still more surprises to come. i forgot to mention them earlier. our next guests are cousins on tv and comedians in real life with a new show called "this fool." >> so, where's your ride at, primo? >> i let my homegirl borrow it. but i got you, i'll call an uber. it's like the taxi of the future. >> i know what uber is, pendejo. they have uber in prison. >> yeah? >> his name is stomper. if you give him a pack of cigarettes, he'll carry you around. [ cheers and applause ] "this fool" is on hulu now. please welcome chris estrada and frankie quiñones. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

it's good to see you guys. frankie and chris, how long have you known each other? >> going on ten years now. >> ten years. feels like 20, though. >> jimmy: feels longer? >> to me it does. >> jimmy: this is kind of your dynamic on the show too, right? >> yeah, a little bit. >> a little love and hate thing going on. >> jimmy: this show is based, chris, on your life? >> yeah, based loosely on my life. yeah, based loosely on my life. >> jimmy: it's based on your life. how, specifically, sid based on your life? >> you know, i think it's -- i would say probably 50%. it's a character, the guy who i play lives at home with his mom, you know. it's all women in the house. he's a lonely guy. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> has an older cousin who got out of prison, used to be a gang member. that was becaused off of my real

cousin. frankie gets in there and plays that. >> jimmy: does your real cousin like that frankie is playing him? >> yeah, he does. my real cousin's probably a big ever fan of his than me. [ laughter ] >> i was nervous to meet him. >> jimmy: did you watch him and study him and go, all right? >> not too close, i don't want to get in there. hey, nice to meet you. >> jimmy: was that a real prison? >> yeah, that was wayside, pitsman penitentiary. >> jimmy: were things going on? >> yeah, they were moving prisoners around. >> jimmy: they were? >> yeah. >> filming in front of -- moving around -- >> jimmy: did the guys see you getting dabbed with makeup and stuff like that? okay, so you guys get this show. you pitch this show. and was the part written for -- did you -- i mean, like did you have frankie mine for this part? >> originally not. originally we were thinking of

the part a little more like on the nose, a big, tall guy that's all tatted up and whatnot. what you find about those guys is when they make fun of you, it doesn't feel funny. [ laughter ] it feels like, oh, they're going to kick my ass. >> jimmy: that's interesting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like one of those little dynamics -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: the show, it's very funny, very well put together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's really very precise. >> yeah. when we couldn't find someone, i was friends with frankie, he used to take me on the road with him. he's a stand-up comedian, so am i. used to take me on the road. me and the show runners thought, we ought to audition frankie, and he killed it. >> jimmy: good thing you took him on the road. >> yeah, right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what were you guys doing when you were starting out doing stand-up? do you have a regular job? >> yeah, i was working at a warehouse while doing stand-up. you were busing tables? >> yeah, busing tables, delivering food. >> jimmy: yeah, and -- you like

an uber guy? >> more like -- postmates, sandwiches or whatever, yeah. postmates fans here? [ laughter ] >> i was working at a warehouse. >> jimmy: what were you doing at the warehouse? >> just unloading trucks. you know. trying to get a forklift driver's license. i didn't get it. i failed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you? is it hard? >> osha didn't pass me. osha gives you a forklift driver's license. it was hard. harder than i expected. >> jimmy: is there an instructor sitting next to you, watching you, or is it a written thing? >> watching you lift pallets and stuff. >> jimmy: you're bad with the forklift? >> bad with the forklift. they said, "why don't you manually unload truck". >> jimmy: wow, it's good the acting thing works out. is it true that you told people at the warehouse that you were -- that they were on "yungd cover boss"? >> yeah, i didn't know what to do with my time. i didn't want to tell them i was

a comedian. i don't think -- you don't want to tell somebody that you do something else while you're working, because they're like, you're a comedian? who cares, unload this truck. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i would find ways to entertain myself. i would go up to my co-workers, "hey, don't look over there, there's a camera, i'm actually with undercover boss." i would let them know that i was one of the bosses. >> jimmy: did anyone believe that? >> nobody believed it. [ laughter ] they would always tell me, "stop talking to me, the more you talk, the less faster we unload this truck." >> jimmy: do the people you guys worked with now go like, oh, wow. i mean, people at the warehouse? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you really are a comedian? >> some of them have messaged me, why didn't you tell us you were a comedian? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. what about you? you were alone in the car, really. you don't have co-workers. >> yeah, yeah. i would be going around, delivering sandwiches, meeting people. it was funny, chris was at the job but i started getting, hey,

want to go on the road with me? he'd have to request days off from the warehouse. hey, make sure you get the days off. sometimes i'd get celebrities. robin thicke one time, delivered sushi to him. >> jimmy: you did? >> hey, robin, what's up? hey, what's up, little dude? $20 tip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i ask you a couple of things? with the postmates, is it better to tip in cash or to put it on the app? and do you have any idea how much -- because i always feel like, i wish these guys knew how much i wastying them. >> yeah, no -- at the time i was doing it, it's been a little while, but you could look. i'd be driving to my next spot, i would look, see if this guy tip med. >> jimmy: how did robin do tip-weiss? >> tipped me $20 cash. >> jimmy: all right, good. i notice you made the little move. >> robin's generous. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: congratulations to you guys. i tell you, i was driving by your billboard. i'd not heard about your show.

and i saw it, i go, "i want to watch that show, i like the title, this fool." it's a good title. >> thank you, it means a lot, we're both fools. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks. thanks for being foolish enough to come here. if you haven't seen it yet, it's on hulu, "this fool." chris estrada and frankie quinones, everybody. be right back with music from young gravy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz.

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to allison janney, chris estrada, frankie quinones. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next but first, you are not being rick-rolled, i promise. with the song "betty get money," young gravy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ never gonna give you up never gonna let you down ♪

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