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tonight. i am ama daetz. dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- norman reedus, danielle deadwyler, and music from miranda lambert. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thankses. thank you. thanks. well, thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for all the clapping, thanks for coming. i got to tell you, you're going to want to settle down because
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it was a very big day for those of us who follow the adventures of this ridiculous person known as donald trump today. [ laughter ] the bigly-anticipated new book about him, "confidence man," written by maggie haberman of the "new york times" came out today. and if you thought there wasn't any more "all" to tell, you were incorrect. there's so much stuff. starting with, when he was 5, donald trump, a 5-year-old donald trump, threw rocks at a baby named dennis. [ laughter ] basically, the same thing he did to mike pence many years later. [ laughter ] i'll just go through these because there are a lot of nuggets. it's like a 30-piece family value meal. these are all items from the book. donald trump believes gay people love him. in 2017, during a meeting in the oval office, he asked a hedge fund manager named paul singer if he was gay. paul singer said, "no, but my son is." and trump followed up by telling the guy "the gays love me." [ laughter ] i have to -- the gays love you
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almost as much as they love being referred to as "the gays." [ laughter and applause ] when covid started, trump tried to downplay it because he thought it was making him look bad. covid. and then he went in the bathroom and spray painted his oil face orange. [ laughter ] years ago, according to the book, years ago he was on a plane with jeffrey epstein's galpal ghislaine maxwell. he put on the movie "bloodsport" starring jean claude van damme. and had his then 13-year-old son eric fast forward through the dialogue to get to the fight scenes. in "bloodsport." the surprising part of that one is that he let eric on the plane. [ laughter ] when joe biden beat him, trump told rudy giuliani to, quote, "do anything you have to do to get the election overturned." and rudy went right out and held a press conference outside a dildo store. [ laughter ] trump, who was interviewed for this book multiple times, told
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maggie haberman that he wasn't watching tv on janary 6th during the riots. which is the opposite of what everyone who worked there said. he wasn't watching tv, he was watching eight tvs. he was like, "there aren't enough tvs! bring in more televisions so i can take in --" trump often made fun of his son-in-law, jared kushner. so we have that in common. [ laughter ] once, ivanka wanted to go camping, trump said, "can you imagine jared and his skinny ass camping? it'd be like something out of 'deliverance.'" [ laughter ] and then he made banjo noises. [ laughter ] which i guess is more dignified than if he started squealing like a pig. but i don't know. [ laughter ] we also learned that, remember when trump, his brilliant plan, he was going to host the taliban at camp david, didn't go through it? well, the book says when they were planning the visit, he was worried ivanka would have to wear a burqa. in the presence of the taliban. which bothered him. which inviting the people who helped osama bin laden is one thing, but nobody puts ivanka in a burqa! [ laughter ]
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the only burqa donald trump wants to be around comes with a side of french fries, okay? [ laughter ] trump was very focused on how the people who worked for him looked. the book says he was "singularly interested" in their appearance. i guess that policy didn't apply to don jr. and that nest of loose pubic hair he has glued to his chin. [ laughter ] he once complained that elaine duke from the department of homeland security looked like a housewife. and he didn't like that. but the men at the trump white house, only the best-looking men like steve bannon. roger stone. rudy giuliani. [ laughter and moans ] you'd think they were contestants on "love island" if you didn't know better. what a book this is. i have to admit, i find it very entertaining. he's not boring like joe biden sucking on a roll of necco wafers. going to bed at 8:00. he does ten crazy things a day. of course, trump is calling it all a lie. the whole book's a lie, as he always does. and his supplicants are doing everything they can to change the subject. >> trump gets off the stage the
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other night after another incredible rally, thousands of people, and some wanted him to sign a hat. they threw it hat on the stage, he catches that. but then they threw the sharpie. nailed it. one-handed. crushes it. ♪ oh no i'm coming ♪ >> joe biden can't bring a bicycle to a stop, but trump can silt there after speaking to people, catch sharpies out of the air. the only thing joe biden can catch is covid. good hands, dad, proud of you. >> jimmy: also, dad, if you could come pick me up, i've been in this field for two weeks. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know how to get home. wow. meanwhile, trump's former celebrity apprentice down in georgia had a very bad day. herschel walker, who is running for senate inallinghi d,go mr. beg arm lerer's abortion. a woman claims he paid for her
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abortion in 2009. and this was not just a random claim, she had a check he wrote her for $700 and a "get well" card to prove it. [ laughter ] so herschel did what people in his position do when something lke this happens, he ran straight to sean hannity to deny, deny, deny. >> the woman has a receipt for an abortion. they're claiming that five days later, on september 17th, you sent a $700 check. and that you sent it in a "get well" card. is that your signature? >> i haven't seen it, but you know, i can tell you, i sent out so many get well -- send out so much of anything -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on, sean. you can't expect me to keep track of all the abortion cards i've sent out! [ laughter ] i like how he says he hasn't seen it while it's on the screen right next to him. imagine being so stupid you write a check for an abortion you want to keep secret. and that card if you're wondering where you even get a
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card like that you can find them right next to the "dads and grads" section at cvs. [ laughter and applause ] so then, herschel claims it's all a lie, designed to take voters' focus off inflation. he blames the democrats, the media, the tooth fairy. he talks about his family values. the whole routine. until one of his sons, a kid named christian walker, decides he's had about enough of this. >> the atrocities committed against my mom were downplayed. i stayed silent when it came out that my father, herschel walker, of all these random kids across the country, none of whom he raised. and you know my favorite to talk about is father absence. surprise! because it affected me. that's why i talk about it all the time, because it affected me. family values, people? he has four kids, four different women, wasn't in the house raising one of them. he was out having sex with other women. do you care about family values? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: eric and don jr. are
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like, "holy crap, you can do that?" >> you have no idea what my mom and i have survived. we could have ended this on day one, we haven't. i haven't told my stories. i'm saying, don't lie. don't lie on my mom, don't lie on me, don't lie on the lives you've destroyed, family man. you should care about that, conservatives. [ applause ] >> jimmy: herschel's like, "oops! i should have aborted that one too!" [ moans and laughter ] it's going to be a fun thanksgiving at the walker house. okay, this is fun. this has nothing to do with politics. what you are about to see is a man on a zoom meeting. he was in his office at home, taking care of business, when he was interrupted, rudely and suddenly, by nature. >> i think for the purposes of town hall, let's -- let's just get into -- um -- let's just get
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into -- [ screaming ] die, die, die, die! aah, aah! aah, aahhh! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that is one of the best clips i've ever seen. i don't know if someone was throwing the squirrel at him? [ laughter ] i wanted to know. we tracked the guy down, he's name is james rike, he lives in pittsburgh. he's joining us now. [ cheers and applause ] hi, james. >> hey, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: thanks for joining us. are you in the office where this happened? >> i'm right here, scene of the crime, that's right, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank god they didn't get at your gumballs, you know? >> amen. [ laughter ] well, i don't know, i need to refill them. i recognized that today. >> jimmy: so tell us what happened. the whole thing. i want to hear all of it. >> you've got it. it's actually a great story.
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the night before, i couldn't have been any better place, i was at the hospital with my mother-in-law. she just had a fall this horrible thing. so i relieved my wife, she goes home, you know. i thought i was a good husband, going to have a nice, easy night. i come back. come back on my way home, i get a call from my wife, she says, "oh my god, something got in your office." "what got in my office?" she went in, put a piece of mail, turned out hare there's a nanny cam, there was a rodent of some kind that got in the office. i told her, "we've got to get animal control." fortunately enough, by the time i got home, a great guy, todd from local animal control. and he came in, cleared the area, we were up until 3:00 a.m. cleaning, sanitizing everything. we realized it was a squirrel. but with every confidence in the world he said to me, "the flue is open." the flue is open in my fireplace and the squirrel had to find its way in. got in somehow, it was only probably trying to get out. well, as things worked out, the
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squirrel found its way back up the chimney, according to todd. >> jimmy: uh-huh? [ laughter ] >> next thing we know -- next thing we know, and i was clear, i had every confidence. next thing you know, next day, conducting business in my office per usual. i'm starting to hear noises. >> jimmy: uh-huh? then you realized, never trust a guy named todd. [ laughter ] >> that brings back flashbacks there might be something there i need to think about that. >> jimmy: then a squirrel comes in, you grab the baseball bat. we heard you scream for julie. who is julie? >> squirrel totally let loose. julie is our fierce nanny. she's amazing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] turns out she wasn't even home, wasn't home. >> jimmy: let me ask you, do you have children or is julie there to take care of you? [ laughter ] >> it's probably a combination job. she's already asked for hazard pay. yeah we've got three great boys. >> jimmy: then you -- this is captured on the nanny camera,
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whatever. and just when you started to feel safe, it happened again. >> what was that? what was that noise? jules? somebody in the kitchen? holy [ bleep ]! [ laughter and applause ] >> it got out again, it got out. >> jimmy: did you put the video on tiktok? >> yeah, you know, i actually left. i was heading out to the west coast. i left the next morning and my wife, for the first time ever, got a tiktok account. [ laughter ] put the video on tiktok. the rest is kind of history because i'm here with you tonight. >> jimmy: the clip has millions of views. has anyone recognized you, "hey, are you the squirl guy?" >> i was out a week on the west coast, on american airlines flight back east.
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i woke up literally to my scream. and laughter in the galley. the flight attendants are validating that it was actually me sitting there in the front row. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did they bring you a little packet of acorns or anything like that? [ laughter ] >> yeah, no nuts. it was a redeye. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you going to do? planning to move out of your house, burn it to the ground, what are you going to do? >> both those options were considered. [ lahtuger and alappuse ] >> jmyim: well. we mhtig now. that was well done. that was really wellon de. >>im jmy:ou y'reot n orve it. well done. i amo s rrsoy. you may havtoe dleef tt,ha mmjiy, i'm ssoo rry. wow,ow w. how? jimmy: d ion't thi ynkou need apologize. everybody'sad h fun whit this one now. >> jimmy a:ll right. >> tt'has like real. jimmy: james, iug sgest psycathiry. [ laugerht ]
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when those squirrelsme sll fear, thers e'noel tling what they mitgh . do >> cleay,rl clearly. that wasoo gd. ogprrams, opprs, that was amazing. real wlyell done. >> jim:my thank u,yo james. you're are gat sport. cheers a andpplause ] we areppciate you cheinckg in with us. careful, will you? >> thank you. jimmy:ll a right. we've t goa good sw hofor you tonight. wele fw two guys 3,000 miles to put a squirrel on thatan m's head. [ lahtuger ] from theov mie "till," we've got norm raneedus, ssto ick around!
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[ eechrs and alappuse ] ♪ >>im jmy: hi trehe, welcome back. tonight, fm rothe new vimoe, il"tl," danileel deadwyl iers here. then latera , country simuc pesurstar. her alm buis calle"pd alomino," miraa ndlambert omfr the mercedesq estage. [ cheersnd a applaus]e you n casee miraa ndin las vegas, "the vel rodeo owhe zappos thteear, anet hollywood,ll ahe t way through riapl of nexyet ar. tomorrowig nht, we'lbel joined by kea rnueeves anjud dd apatow, th musicro fm phnioex. i don' ktnow if you tinoced, but the cletones e ardown two clesto toghnit. thbo cle stor. and ctole jr. are out wi cthovid. th'reye okay. but filngli in, t ohene and oynl shlaei e. is he erwith us. [ chee arsnd applae us] sheila, anthk you fober ing re. >> absoteluly. jimmy:id d you andle cto ever figure out if y'roue cousins? i know you thought you might be. >> i think we are.
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>> jim:my you think you are? >> we think we are. we udse to be cleald escopaid ugh with a "b." dan heha cnged it to .""v so im a related to etclo. >>im jmy: it's aam fily faafir. at tonigh wte'll beal cling the ndba the e-ton iesn your horon. ch[ eers andpp alause ] you knowur o first gstue as the motorcleyc riding,ro cssbow shootingar dyl dixonn o"the walking adde." watcthh e final isepodes suny da nights oamn c and amplc us. plea sseay hloel to norman rduees. ch[ eers andpp alause ] ♪ j>>immy: oh, thas t'beautiful. how are uyo doing? >> i'm good. >> jim:my see, that's whathi ts guy ndsee in pittsbuhrg right
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there. >> ye. ah >>im jmy: a oscrsbow. >> i caught him. [ laugerht ] >> jmyim: is thereny athing cute that scares you? i cat n'imagineou y shriekg.in i>> don't leik horses. >> jimmy :really? >> yeah. i'm kind of afrd aiof rshoes. jimmy:we ll,or hses g iuess uld theoretalicly hurt you, but it is a santrge thing to be scared of. >> yeah, theyme sll your fear. >> jim: mydo they? >> big nostrs iland eyeblsal. [ laught ]er i don't like them. jimmy:in terestin g. >> yeah. >> jimmy n:owou yr character, darrell,ho tse whoat wch the owsh, once ate r sawquirrel,s i knn owfor that. diyod u hrea from eth sirqurel commituny when that happeden? [ laugerht ] >> i haven't heard from the sqrruiels themlvsees. ve eaten possum, raccoon, i've ean teall sorts of fun stuff. nothe t squirrels. get a lotf ogrief. >> jim: myyou do, omfr who? >> like businessmen will sit down, "you gonna oerrdhe t sqrruiel?" [ laugerht ] >> jmyim: i se e. >>'m i not rlleay that guy, i'm not reayll darrell. jimmy: youe'r not?
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you're sinaygou y're an actor? >> somemetis. jimmy:in teresting. laughter ] >>ry ting real hard. j>>immy: y wouere honoredit wh a st oarn the hoywllood walkf o fa.me [ chee arsnd applae us] theer you are. there's your buddy,oh jn rnth.al d there's your star. >> crazy,ri t?gh >> jim:my yea ih,t's very clean now. t bunot anyme.or [ laugerht ] atth's the last time you're going to want to tou chthat. >> ye, ahyeah. >> jimmyjo: hn spoken oyour behalf? >> he did. he gave a reayllic ne speh.ec hend a greg bo dthid. yeah,t iwas weird. beuscae i had a dream the night berefo. cabeuse -- that it was, like, a gravese,it right? >> jimmy: really? you walkow dn the seetrt, dead guy, ddea lady, ddea guy, ad guy. [ lahtuger ] u know atwh i mean? so i -- you know. >> jimmy w:ho are some of your dead neiboghrs in th aatrea? laughter ] >> h iave mr. gerors. >>im jmy: oh. yeah. >> i have dr. seuss. >> jim:my yeah, adde. d>>ead, yeah. [ lahtuger ] ahye, yeah, yeah.
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kind of mesak me nervous a little t.bi bu itt's are gat honor. i nevesar w that cinomg. jimmy: tishat right? y>>ep. o would veha seen th catoming? >> jimmy i: feel liker. mog rers ewkn it was going to haenpp. mean, ift' isoi gng toap hpen for anodyby, it wod ulbe for him, rit?gh >> ahye. and dr. ses.us j>>immy: yeah, what if dr. uss eve wnas arewa -- it's hard toma igine dr. ssseu as a person. >> yeah. >> jimmy w:hich he was. >> ahye. j>>immy: i wtasn't hisna me. ifou y dveri south, d'ton you see his house u opn the cliff on eth left? >> jmyim: i udse to live onhe t ocblk whereis h house i s. >> oh, wow. >> jmyim: yeah. not athe t same ti.me >>o. n [ uglahter ] j>>immy: aholtugh he lives in everyone's hoe,us real, lyif you think ouabt it. [ lahtuger ] so does mr. rogers, ye. ah >>im jmy: i bet if you went arou andnd knock oedn drsoo u'd be hard pressed to fdin a hoeus thatid dn'tav he a dr. seuss. enev ppleoeho w d'ton have childrenav he some ki ondf eecrpy atticr o somethi fngilled with those boo.ks kind o lfike the story of the star bellied sntcaihes right
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ther e. >>im jmy: this dream, do you believe dreamsav he some meaning athe tre's seom deep-steead fe oarr worry or somethg in the?er >> d ion't knowhw at it is. i anme -- ybmae. i n'dot know. my mom had a damre once wrehe -- 's a lgon dream. won't tell youll a of it. but sheas w holding a baby me. shwae s like, lookno, rman, it's yourab by shell. it was like -- a holwlo little bbruer baby. [ uglahter ] >>im jmy: she tol ydou this? >> no i, had the dream. >> jimmy o:h. u had the dream about yr ouown by shell. >> yh.ea [ uglahter ] >> jim:my how old were you? >> we' gveone so f oarff the grid. [ laugerht ] yeah, yeah. >> jim:my how older we you wnhe you drmtea of your baby elshl? >> 15, 16. >> jim:my and did you -- mbeay at's some kind of tamemorphosi ass youec bome -- asou y went iont adultodho? u yoshed youbar by shell? >> i'veea hrd th,at yeah. >> jim:my did donald umtrp ever throw rksoc at yo buraby shell? [ lahtuger ] >> he wod ulnever geawt ay with it.
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[ cheers ] >> jim:my oh,ou y got engaged ncsie the last time i saw you here. i did. [ chrsee and appuslae ] got very lucky. >> jim: myby the way, seems grt.ea she was here. d she wa sso charming. dan she really smeeed lovely. dan told us a story, as i rellca, about youon just a whimt >> jimmy: d do th.at tyeti sllhe s agreed toar mry u. who did yousk a her? >> llwe, i had the rgin for -- for quite a longim te in my ckpoet, just burning a hole in my pock. et >>im jmy: relyal? >> ahye. yitrng to find the rightay w to do it. dan i put itn o the back ofy m torcycle w,ent to savaahnn. it wasur ding covid. we get there, there'son ts of drunk enteagers, no masks, just goin fgor it. so we di'tdn really ogout. then on eth wayac bk i was okloing forom seplace rlleay etprty to dot. i butht ere was hua ge understo trmhat hit us. so i cldou see, you knowth, e
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clouds had ait ltle suninshe way up there. i was gunning itow dn the eeway, tinryg to beat it. then finlyal we got to eth hoe.us it washe t next morning. i felt b tadhat i di'tdn do it. st , ofhave a our dahtuger, was sitting on my lap. d i was keli, canou y get my bo?ot it's in the osclet. e's like, why? i sa, idi want tloo ok at the otbo. cabeuse i had itho sved in the ot. en i rosopprosed. she staedrt cryi,ng then nova stardte yicr,ng everodyby's ying. it was weratworks city. ey've have a's gngoi, "whyre a cinryg? " laughter ] die'ans going, "it's happy tears." she' slike, "s,ye it's hay pp tes!ar" jimmy: uyo said,o g get the -- one sgline boot frothm e osclet? >> yeah. >> jmyim: then diane wtennd a tgo you the boot? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. that a's gatre match. i mean, ifou y -- >> knongwi r,he shero pbably knewt iwas in eth bo,ot you knowha wt i mean? >>im jmy: youhi tnkhe s knew it was ithn e boot? >> i'm sure s khenew i was
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lookg infor someerwhe to sto p algon the wa y. >>im jmy: i wldou have bnee so rvneous carinryg thatin rg around,re ally. i mean -- >>yeah. jimmy:ou y almost -- you're almost certainou y're going to lo se. it >> for sure, for sure. >> jmyim: yeah. keep it in the bo,ot good tip. on a morotcycle trip. >> jmyim: on a motorcycl terip of all things. >> yeah, ahye. j>>immy: tnhe god was sayi,ng hey,hi ts is not going to pphaen,'m ioi gng t tohrow thunde art u,yo i'moi gng to rowee tnagers at you. >> ye. ah >>im jmy: you justac redig rht off. >> she's scrmieang "slow down!" i'm keli, "no!" [ laugerht ] j>>immy: ist' a beautulif story. >> ye. ah >>im jmy: we' greoing to teak a brk.ea 'veot g norn mareedus here. "the walking dd"ea is almtos over. we'lbel right bk.ac ♪ c'mon, go faster, go faster! ♪ lookro aund... ♪ ...and actually go left, move in.. ♪ ♪
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all right. ere's juthdi? j.r., whe'ers judith? >> i'm not supsepod to say. >> she s'supposed to be painckg. >> i said we had to pa, ckshe id she wn'ast coming. w>>here'd s gheo? >> i d'ton know. [ cheersnd a applaus]e >>im jmy: thaist normaren edus as darrell dixon in one othf e ry last episosde of "eth lking de."ad atth's pttrey azcry, huh? >> supercr azy. j>>immy: yeah. w holong hast ibeen now? w>>e've shot for 12 years, 11 asons. >> jim:my 12 years. rewe thereea trs on the final y? y>>eah. ars of j.oy [ uglahter ] , noi'm kiddg.in
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no, everydybo s,wa you know -- i think aou cple peop wleere inking, sspoibly. >> jimmy: uhuh-h? >> uryo. yeah,he tre was a lot -- confetti cannons, erevyone's crying. en theyan hd me a mic and i'm like, oh, rit?gh ve a lite tlspeech. there rewe more tes.ar >> jim:my werehe tre peoepl dresdse asom zbies crying? >> oh, ahye. [ laugerht ] j>>immy: ohye, ah, that 's grt.ea how many zombies you think you llkied over e thcourse oyof ur n on theho sw? >> 1,000, maybe? i don't owkn. yeah a,ho wle bunc h. >>im jmy: thast' prettygr eat. you'reik le theed t wliilams of zombie kiinllg. oh, ye. ah >>im jmy: you areow n going to do a spinoff show. >>ye ah. jimmy:hi ts one is --oe dst i have ait tleet y? >>ou y know -- i'm phiusng for a titleut b i don't tnkhi it has an officl iatitle yet. >> jimmy: uh-huh? yodu'ik le ait tle? >> yeah,he tre's a title thai t wa. nt >> jimmy:he tre's a tleit you umep with? ort' is one othf ehi tngs you ysgu are tinryg toho cose from? >> i anme, to fdin the title is
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insane. beuscae there's thousdsan and outhsands of the most ridicouuls chceois you heav to choe osfrom. j>>immy: rit.gh sometis meyou havae gatreon e, "o th,hat was udse in a movie in 4219." >> ye. ah >> jim:my i'd lov teo kwno what it is. do youan wt to y?sa i>> mean -- .no laughter ] i'llel tl you when they cut these tnghis off. [ laught ]er t bui mean, i'veea hrd a bunch. m hoping for a certain title, though. >> jmyim: this one- - >> let's just tk alouabt, she hook is she hulk, spidemar-n is ider-manba, tman is baantm, y not this be boom -- boom, right? see? >> jmyim: just cl alit "dar."yl [ uglahter ] >> yeah,hh s. j>>immy: ian c say ttha it will be set in par?is >> ye,ah that's uetr. j>>immy: wchhi is -- which seem seagrt. >> ye. ah >>im jmy: thi tkhe weirdest -- hawa miiaybe wou blde the on ly pleac weirderha tn paris. >> ye. ah
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from miranda lambert is on
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the way. our next guest turned a fine arts degree in poetry and creative writing into a successful acting career. she is currently receiving rave reviews for her role as civil rights activist mamie till mobley in the new movie "till," it opens in theaters october 14th. please welcome danielle deadwyler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm well. >> jimmy: you look fantastic, i love that dress, the whole thin is fantastic. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: i know you lived in brooklyn, where we were last week? >> no, no, i don't live in brooklyn, i was there. >> jimmy: you were in brooklyn. >> for the premiere. i was like, why didn't you invite me then? >> jimmy: we wanted something to look forward to. i mentioned you have a master's degree in poetry, creative writing. what did your family think when you told them, here's what i'm going to major in, poetry.
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>> they were like, what the hell are you going to do with that? after tonight i'm thinking i should have gone into squirrel hospice care. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: those squirrels are beyond hospice care. >> no, eventually i went into teaching elementary school. i taught for two years, fourth and fifth grade. >> jimmy: fourth and fifth grade. if i were to teach a grade, it would be fourth or fifth grade. that's the age at which kids are not quite terrible yet. but also not -- like they're able to wipe themselves. [ laughter ] you know? >> yes, iyou need somebody who' independent. you see the way i look, i'm of a certain age. they look at me, "oh, so what grade you in?" i was all, "go sit down." >> jimmy: they saw you as one of the kids? >> yes, they did. >> jimmy: were you a fun teacher? >> extremely fun teacher, i was queen of recess. i don't care how old you are, we're going to get down, we're going to compete.
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we would play capture the flag, dodgeball. your child is going to get touched by me. >> jimmy: [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, i love that. we never had any -- >> i do it to my son too. >> jimmy: i had one great teacher, mr. kemper, who would play wiffleball with us. none of the rest of them played anything with us ever. >> no, you've got to get out with them. >> jimmy: you played field games with your kid? >> yeah, dodgeball, capture the flag, monkey bars. i'm going to go faster than you, i've got calluses, i'm tough. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dodgeball is a sport that doesn't seem to be as welcome in schools as it was. >> i mean -- >> jimmy: now everybody's so sensitive, you can't hit somebody in the head with a ball. >> you don't want a temple move, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. did you play that rule, if you hit somebody in the head, you're out? >> if you hit them in the head -- if you hit them anywhere, you're out. >> jimmy: no, they're out if they get hit in the head, right? >> it doesn't matter, it's over for you if you get touched by the ball. >> jimmy: right.
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but if you're the thrower and you hit a kid in the head. >> oh. no, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's okay? >> no, no. >> jimmy: that's why you're the queen of recess. >> you lost, you're over. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm sure you know about these reviews that you're getting. >> nope, i don't know, i don't read any of that stuff. >> jimmy: i'm going to tell you right now -- >> no, jimmy, no. >> jimmy: they're really exceptional. including, you maybe got the biggest review of all from my mom, who somehow got to see the movie before i did. >> oh. >> jimmy: and called me last week, not even realizing -- had no idea you were on the show. i texted her last night to tell her and she's like, you've got to see this movie, it's an incredible movie. i mean, really -- >> your mom. >> jimmy: she's a little crazy. [ laughter ] >> my mama crazy too. first day i school, my first day in fourth grade, i was just coming from grad school. i didn't have a car. so i was like, mom, it will be okay, i'll just ride my bike. cool, i got an old bike, started riding my bike. i'm going down two, three-mile
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ride. so next thing you know, i'm crossing over a major -- a street way. and then somebody is crawling behind me. i'm like, is this some stalker? no, it's my mama. [ laughter ] and my mama, she slow rolled behind me the whole way while -- like some truck in slow mox, up this hill. i got to work, i'm sweating. she like, "okay, baby, have a good day." [ laughter and applause ] i love you, mom. >> jimmy: it's kind of weird. ben stiller was on the show last week. and his dad did the very same thing, only his dad had a camera. he was shooting -- >> this is regular, there's no evidence of this, shush, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this movie, the subject matter, it's really a story every american should know. >> definitely. >> jimmy: we should know it better than we do. i knew the story, but i really
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learned about t at the african american museum in washington, d.c. where they have this beautiful exhibit. talk about this woman, emmett till's mother, who you play in this film. >> mamie till mobley, after she married gene mobley, who was in her life at the time, fiance. mamie till was a brilliant, beautiful woman who was living in chicago with her son. and they had a beautiful life. and this film explores the feelings that she had before sending him to mississippi to be with his family. and what happened after the tragedy into the court trial that therein occurred after the tragic loss of emmett. emmett, it's important to know who she is because she made certain decisions that were critical in understanding what was going on in the southern united states at that time. and it's just -- it's just, you know -- it's about those unsung black women who were a part of the civil rights movement. she was someone who instigated the civil rights movement by the act of showing her son on the cover of "jet" magazine.
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>> jimmy: right. [ applause ] we have a clip. really, she's an amazing person. we have a clip here from the movie "till." >> did you caution your son how to conduct himself and behave himself while he was down here in mississippi? >> several times. >> several times. do tell us how. >> i will give you a literal description of what i told him. how coming down here, he would have to adapt himself to a different way of life. be very careful about how he spoke and to whom he spoke and to always remember to say yes, sir and no, ma'am. i told him that if ever an incident should arise where there would be any trouble of any kind with white people, that if it got to the point where he needed to go down on his knees before them, well, i told him not to hesitate to do so. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know you shot this in your hometown? >> yeah, yeah. i hadn't worked at home in two years. to come back and to be in atlanta with such a, you know, an integral, monumental role.
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you know, there were a lot of people that were from atlanta who i'd worked with in different acting projects. they were in the departments, various departments, from wardrobe to background. >> jimmy: you knew a lot of the people? >> i did, i did. and that was a really beautiful thing. because the last -- not the last day, but we were filming one of the speeches. and it's just a really integral speech that galvanized a lot of people. so i'm about to do this scene. i look out in the crowd. and there was this family friend, tina gamble. i did not know she was going to be in the crowd. to look out and see her, you know, it gives you that fuel, that boiling passion that you got to have for that particular scene. i just felt really covered and loved in that moment and throughout the entire filming of the project. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the movie is called "till." it opens in theaters october 14th. it's great to have you here. thank you so much. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: danielle dead weiler,
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everybody! we'll be right back with miranda lambert. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz. naomi: every year the wildfires, the smoke seems to get worse. jessica: there is actual particles on every single surface. dr. cooke: california has the worst air pollution in the country. the top 2 causes are vehicles and wildfires. prop 30 helps clean our air. it will reduce the tailpipe emissions that poison our air
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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to norman reedus and danielle deadwyler. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, her album is called "palomino." here with the song "strange," miranda lambert! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ coyotes on my left and wolves on my right sun keeps shining in the middle of the night ♪ ♪ urban feels suburban main street ain't main yeah ♪ ♪ and times like these make me feel strange ♪
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♪ ♪ a lincoln came and a jefferson went money on a maytag and the thing won't spin ♪ ♪ couple hundred dollars feels more like change yeah ♪ ♪ and times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ have a smoke buy a round get on a jetliner going anywhere bound ♪ ♪ pick a string sing the blues dance a hole in your shoes ♪ to keep you sane because times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ country don't twang
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rock 'n' roll ain't loud every elevator only ever goes down ♪ ♪ everybody's looking for a little cheap fame yeah and times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ have a smoke buy a round get on a jetliner going anywhere bound ♪ ♪ pick a string sing the blues dance a hole in your shoes ♪ ♪ do anything to keep you sane because times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ have a smoke buy a round get on a jetliner going anywhere bound ♪ ♪ pick a string sing the blues dance a hole in your shoes ♪
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♪ do anything to keep you sane ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ if monday didn't bring you a grin that's all right pour you up a little something because tomorrow might ♪ ♪ play a guitar as you're rolling away singing times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ times like these make me feel strange ♪ ♪ ♪ ain't it strange ain't it strange ain't it strange ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, "crazy rich asians" star constance wu opening up. troubling allegations at her early years on "straight off the boat." the controversy over the renewal that sparked backlash from her own community, all leading her to a dark place. >> i pulled myself over the balcony of my apartment building. i was going to jump. >> how she made it through. plus herschel walker under fire. the anti-abortion senate hopeful from georgia denying an allegation he paid for a former girlfriend's abortion. >> i can tell you right now, i never asked anyone to get an abortion, i never paid for an abortion. >> the fallout and why

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