right now on jimmy kimmel, keanna reeves. good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- keanu reeves, judd apatow, and music from phoenix. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for standing and everything. i don't know if we have any baseball fans here. i know there aren't many of us left. but this is a particularly exciting time of the year for

major league baseball. last night,to was maudge from tt 2ndom h run of the asseon, eabrking the american lgueae cord set meor than 60 yrsea oag by anotr heyankee, geror rimas. hheit the bl al391 feet against the rangerins texas. onean f actlluay wound uinp the ngers' bullpen. eth other oneau cght the ball. it'sst eimated tbeo worth autbo $2il mlion. icwhh i don't know, i'd give you one ofin me foral hf of that. [ m rishot ] [ laught ]er thk anyou. e guy whdio d catch e thball, his names icory younsma, turns out,e his marri tedo one ofhe t conttaesnts fromth "e bachel,"or a gal menad bri. who, iil wl tell y, ouif this isn't prf oothat "thbae chel" or ows something, ion d't know if you' ellver believe in anyinthg at all. >> he'sn a amazing catch. thinfak st! oh my gosh, w.wo nice tccah, oh my gosh, i'm so imesprsed with you. laughter ] >> jmyim: how wrdei is atth? come on. i mean, that's a very spifecic

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herselch's defee.ns >> i think he's a raremkable pers.on i inthk he's the most imptaornt nate candadite in the country. 'lhel do more to change the nasete by sheer presence,y b his confiden,ce by h diseep mmcoitment t ochrist, byhe t gree tohi wch he is -- he's been through a long, tough preray. hhead a lot of concussions mingut o of otfoball. [ laugerht ] j>>immy: tt'has the fstir time i'veve er heard the ur"o ndcaidate habrs ain dama" ge densfee. [ laught aernd applause ] sometimeths ese concsiusons uscae abortis.on u don't owkn what th deyo. la[ ughter ] enwh newt giringch is inou yr coerrn, you su.ck laughter ] d anthen we veha the myploilw y, mike ndliell, whos iin serioufis nancial outrble. 's beingue sd by domioinn tivong machis nefor $1.3 llion. it doesn't look good. so he askedhe tup sreme cou trto rothw the lauiwst out ofou crt. d anhe w vasery surehe ty'd be on his side on this. >> the supmere cou wrtill fillnay see, andhe ty will cept this,'l il tlel you right

w,no six, seven weeks ty'here going to accept this. it'soi gng tbeo a 9-0 vote. uyoea hrd it here first. i'mel tling you, ist' going to be a 9-0 vote gogin wow. 'sit gngoi to be 9-0. eyth're ingog to teak this eltiecon down. witill be 9-0 because it's nonsubctjeive evidence. donaldru tmp won. we got aot ve 9-0mm iediately to pull this wndo. is trehe anyay w that it would not an 9-0 vote sinayghi ts is 0%10 uetr? llwe, it wi blle 9-0, everybody. witill be absolutely 9-0. d ty'here going to go 9-0 that this country was attacked, the eceltion's gngoi to come down. donaldru tmp will iben office by ts hifall! >> jmyim: yeah. >> for resu! j>>immy: turnsut o hwae s only ght about the zero part, not the 9. [ laugerht ] eth supremeou crt sa,id sorry, you're on yrou own. nsoow mike has to go to court to prove he didn't do any damagebe, cause evyoerne knewe h wa csrazy when he was talkg.in bacasilly haso t plead insanity, ich seemsoa dble, by e thway.

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i goa t whole ziocpl bag full for six ckbus. anchd uck is aun hgry burme es python. you rey adfor dinn, erchuck? u ready forin dner? >> jimmy: oh! >> wchat it. ay theree his. he's a aubety, huh? >> jmyim: yeah, ihes for su.re i>>'ve knowchn uck for aryes. weet m sleepining the same sewer pepi! >> jimmyoh: , that'sre gat. >> hck, saheo to bed llrinkle [ laugerht ] j>>immy: hold on ist' neic to meet you, chuck, but i n'mot a pedophile. >> right, that's wha tthat r. kelly dyla said too. [ lahtuger ] l right ucchk, go ba tcko sleep. ywanay, what do you ntwa? u're cutngti into myna ske me. >> jimmyi : wanted taso k you about thsue preme cot urrefusing throw o tuthe $1.3 billn io lawsuiagt ainst you. >>he ty say i'dem liberate ly spadreing fakehe tories i n'dot evenel bieve in. t leme tell you, tt'has plumb crazy. jimmy: iist, though? >>he t friendljey sus it is! if d iidn't beevlie my own theorieswo, uld me a fndat pete have hd elup a hankaukh party at gunpointn i1988 becseau i claimed l althem cholacote coins s wareal douooblns?

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j>>immy: it g'sood to veha you here. >> nice to be here, tnkha you. >> jimmyth: ank u yofor comi.ng u know, iav heo t y,sa you n't seem like aom cic book nerd. but i esgus you are. >> i d'ton kwno if i reat "nerd." i mhtig haveos lt myer nd card as i got older. >> jim: myyeah. >> bauecse when wai sunyoger, i was preyttri fgging nerdy. [ laugerht ] thwi the comics, going to the comic okbostore,et gting all the good comics. >> jim: myoh, ye,ah all that ufstf. fieel li,ke thou,gh when you're a kid and youe'r a comic book nerd, then you- - whaterev. but tnhe you hit 50,nd a you're still toin comic okbos, you're a rdne. [ uglahter ] >> all ghrit, man, i'll be a nerd. >> jmyim: oh, ye.ah [ eechrs and alappuse ] i'm the mesa. >> i mean, youre gwp u reading micocs, right? jimmy: i'mls ao a rdne, yes. notus jtea rding comi,cs i would dohe t same thing. i was writing comicsnd a drawing the comics. >> whawat s your gee?nr

surhpeeroes? >> jmyim: oh, ye, ahyeah. >> what rewe some ofhe t names? >> jim:my well, i had muslmcle ma n. >>he t muscle man. jimmy: wiasn't th at crtieave. scle m wanas the king of superhoeers. he h aad crown to swho she was e king. hilos go was "muscles." li akectual muscles. real lpyum muscles. he h aad sekidick namedol cor kid who had all the pow resctpe the rainbow, whi ich realized later on in life are none n,o powers. [ lahtuger ] he dzlazed you, right? rainw!bo >>im jmy: extlacy. he wldou shoot rainbows out o f his ndhas. i don'tno kwha wt effect that d.ha ahye, that swa my guy. en i hadwo t teams,he t rrteific tennd a the terblrie n.te it was ten good guys, kind of keli my fantast ficour. >> yeah,ea yh. >> jim: myor whater.ve >> so did you have a serup viailln besid teshe terrie bl ten? >> jmyim: oh, ye.ah i had a lot of them. >> do tell, wai nt to he aarbout .t la[ ughter ] >> jimmy i: had -go- d.

rei member le ik--r. d [ bleep ]. sothmeing liketh at. la[ ughter ] i don' ktnow. no, it wasn' dtr. [le bep ]. >> jmyim: thereas w like an eball? one thawat s one othf e guys -- spooky. >> jmyim: yeah. oh,he tre was a lepchreaun called lucky lad who was kind of ev.il >> ha hhaa ha !ha >> jimmy w:ould steal gold. >> ha ha! [ applau ]se j>>immy: maybe we ulcod llcoaborate tonhis. >> hhaa ha! >> jmyim: bauecse this okbo -- the fstirdi etion sold 650,000 pies. [ cheersnd a applause ] icwhh is cra.zy i>> didn't owkn that. >> jmyim: did y kounow it swa eth most -- it'she tos mt pular n cewharacter comic bkoo ofhe t centuryr osomethinlig ke atth. that'sra czy. >> um -- i -- yeah. that sounds azcry. jimmy: did you have any idea atth when youam ce up with this eaid -- like, did you ceom up with this ia?de dot n'you haveno eugh goinong ?

[ lahtuger ] yeah, man. but imeani , love telngli orsties. i just- - i hadhi tsid ea, i went to go, you know -- i went on a general meeting, right? like youe'r going to go -- i met withhi ts compancay lled boom studs.io andt iwas -- ias w talking to emth, they wereal tking to me. was like -- they said, dyoo u veha any ids?ea i said, yeah, i have tshi eaid, this guy who can punchhr tough people'she csts and p ritheir arms out. you owkn, born 80,000 years ago. and they kind of went, excuse me? d i was keli, yeah? theyer we like, ydoou wanto t make a comic? la[ ughter ] and i swa like -- i start tedo nd of look around wrehe i was. i notedic allhe tse comicoo bks. d i was keli -- [ laugerht ] soablutely ian wt to make a cocmi book! beuscae i'don ge there thinking mayb iet was an idea for a lmfi. t tnhe they were li, keyou ow -- jimmy:e' wll startt i as a micoc book. >> yh,ea man. i love comics.

i'd vener done ibet fore. they heldpe put together a team. anotherwriter matt kent, legendary artist ron garny. >> jimmy: yeah, the bark berserker, he looks although like you. [ laughter ] did you say, make him look like me? was that part of the directing? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, yeah. but to be fair, i'm really right for the role. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you are. you sure are. >> it's almost like type casting. i'm reallyright for it. >> jimmy: how mad would you be if they put somebody else in this role? i am berserker! >> i am. no, that would be awful. >> jimmy: now what comics were you into when you were a kid? >> let's see. depends what age group. like if it was super young -- >> jimmy: yeah, young. >> going to camp, you know, on the bus, then it was -- the camp bus was ritchie rich. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> the archies.

then as i got a little older, it was like -- kind of like the first independent thing, the fabulous furry freak brothers. >> jimmy: yeah, i remember that, yeah. [ applause ] >> free will and franklin -- >> jimmy: please have that removed, whoever shouted out. [ laughter ] >> that was my first alternative kind of window when i was 12, 13, 14. then i got into the "mans." iron man, superman, batman. then i got introduced to frank miller. and boom! >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> so it was wolverine. akira. >> jimmy: the serious superheroes. >> yeah. yeah, it was like -- yeah. >> jimmy: i know that -- marvel's been trying to get you to play one of these characters. what characters have they offered you? go ahead. [ laughter ] >> i'm not saying. you know what's really cool, i mean, i think, you know, the way the marvel films have developed and what they are is really, you

know, spectacular. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it would be great to be a part of that. >> jimmy: who would 10-year-old keanu reeves want to play? >> 10-year-old reveeves? >> jimmy: yeah. >> 10-year-old reeves would want to -- i think he'd probably want to be ghost rider. >> jimmy: ghost rider. [ applause ] i've heard people say you should be ghost rider. in fact, every character they're like, keanu reeves, should be ghost rider, should be silver surfer, muscle man people are saying you should play. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> i want to play the leprechaun! i want a character role, jimmy! >> jimmy: i like you as the leprechaun for sure. >> i want to be the leprechaun! >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. i learned something very interesting about you, something i did not know. i don't know how many people know. i assume you know. we'll learn more about keanu

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i'm playing a 17-year-old body with a 40-year-old mind. then i had to play with my conception of 40, which is older. you're looking at a 40-year-old going, you're old. but he's not. robert urich, he's a bouncy guy. so i was trying to get that as well. i'm basically confused.

>> you are but it sounds like a juicy, challenging role and it's good that you got this one. >> yes. >> we look forward to seeing you in other things, and thank you very much. >> thank you. >> jimmy: there's ghost rider right there. [ cheers and applause ] a young ghost rider. raised in toronto -- >> i didn't know you were going to do that. [ laughter ] wow, that was a blast from the past. >> jimmy: what movie were you promoting, do you remember? >> at the time was "young again." i grew up in toronto. i wanted to be an actor when i was 15. i had an agent. i had a connection to someone who was a manager in the states. i went to meet an agent here in los angeles, and they were like, it's great but you haven't done anything, come back when you've done something. i had anto thsme ari produio comio do -- like they ndeeed cadinaan content. >> jim:my uh-huh? and so i auditiodne for the side role, but then tyheer we like, hey, you can be the guy. one tofhe ysgu. u know. and i s walike -- olco. la[ ughter ]

and so it swain lsey gnwaer, bert urh.ic j>>immy: wow, lseiny wagger, onic wom. an >>el wl, yeah. ye.ah dan so it wasea rlly -- it was a gbi bakre for me, because it swa --ik le a movie othf e week. >> jim: myyeah. >> it waa s great ro.le and ttha allow mede toin kd of get an agent in hollywood. >> jmyim: you came to hollooywd. i>> came to hollywood wn hei swa 20. >> jimmy 2:0 years d.ol >> drove my car. >> jim:my you live heer now, ght? i do, yeah. i'veee bn living herein sce 1985. j>>immy: a yndet technillcay, youre a not a u.s. citeniz? no, man, m i'still a canadi.an [ eechrs and alappuse ] >> jimmy: you're a canadian and you will always be a canadian. sid not something that you're interested in, being a u.s. citizen? >> yeah absolutely. >> jimmy: you are interested in it? >> yeah, man, were not? abou about. >> jimmy: why hasn't the president called and said, yeah, we'd like to sign you up? >> i'll send him some "berserker." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is something -- i do have the paperwork here.

[ laughter ] if you wanted to fill it out, we got it. [ cheers and applause ] we even got you a pen that you can fill that out tonight, very patriotic. >> america! >> jimmy: a laminated form. thinking about applying for naturalization? >> yes, please. >> jimmy: guillermo did this. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: was it hard? >> guillermo: no, it's real easy, you should do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you filled out all this stuff? this is a lot of stuff to fill out. >> yeah, i did, jimmy. >> jimmy: you filled out all of these things, wow, that's impressive. or you know, i will tell you another thing. i discussed this with my wife. you and i could get married if you wanted to. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> but you're married. >> jimmy: i know, but i told her, we might have to make some amendments. [ laughter ] >> you'd an criminal. you'd be on the run. we'd have to be on the run, jimmy. >> jimmy: all right. i'll take that as a no, i guess, i don't know. >> that's a no. >> jimmy: boy, there's a lot of

information here. but i think -- >> there is. >> jimmy: we could fill this out for you or something. >> dang. cool, man. >> jimmy: yeah, so you take this home. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: and then, you know, if it all works out, if you want to go through with it, we'd love to have a special ceremony for you here to welcome you as our newest american. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah? oh, that would be great. >> jimmy: we'll get all your favorite heroes. captain america, wonder woman will come here, it will be very patriotic. >> and the leprechaun! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and the leprechaun lucky lad will be here. >> lucky lad. that's really cool of you guys, thank you. >> jimmy: listen, we'd love to have you. >> appreciate it. >> jimmy: you would be a welcome addition to this nation. and ol are apologies to canada. [ cheers and applause ] >> wait. you can still be dual citizen, right? >> jimmy: you can still be a dual citizen. >> yeah, i don't want to -- you know. yeah. if you can -- two sometimes is better than one. >> jimmy: almost always, yeah. [ laughter ] why not have a backup? >> better for ice cream.

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