>> we appreciate your time. have a great night. jimmy kimmel is the next with jamie lee curtis. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie lee curtis, lucas bravo, and music from midland with jon pardi. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. relax, relax. here in sunny los angeles, california, which has just been

named the 172nd safest city in the united states. [ cheers ] out of 182. [ laughter ] the study was commissioned by a finance website looking for publicity. honestly, they don't deserve it. it's a ridiculous list. there's no way l.a. is 172. we've got five spider-men out front of this theater alone. [ laughter ] of the top 10 safest cities, number one is columbia, maryland. followed by nashua, new hampshire and laredo, texas. lewiston, maine is number ten. lewiston has a population of 36,000 people, of course it's safe. all you have to do to stay safe in lewiston is avoid dennis. [ laughter ] we have more than twice as many people than all ten of those top ten cities combined. of course when you have 5 million more people, some of them are going to murder you, that's how it goes. [ laughter ] and things are about to get even less safe around here. jaywalking will no longer be a ticketable offense in the state of california. [ cheers ]

this is a new bill called "the freedom to walk act." they were going to call it "the freedom to get hit by an uber act," but it didn't have the same ring. [ laughter ] the law says anyone can now walk across the street in any spot at any time. like frogger. for real. which is exciting. just this morning, i was driving to work, i thought, hollywood is so perfect, so clean, so tranquil. [ laughter ] there's only one thing i could improve about it, i wish there were more people wandering out in front of my car while i've driving. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo is across the street right now. we're going to test the new law out. guillermo, are you ready? [ laughter and cheers ] >> guillermo: i'm ready! >> jimmy: i see there's a police officer. see if he does anything when you walk across the street. >> guillermo: okay, here i come. >> jimmy: here he comes -- oh, no. [ laughter ] wow, my goodness, that is -- it happens to him like once a week,

he's going to be fine. [ laughter ] donald trump took a break yesterday from disparaging the fbi to go after me and my fellow late-night talk show hosts. he posted this -- i didn't even see it, that's how badly his social media platform is doing. [ laughter ] he wrote, "it was my great honor to have destroyed the ratings of late night comedy shows. there is nothing funny about the shows, the three hosts have very little talent, and when jimmy fallon apologized for having humanized trump and his ratings soared, the radical left forced him to apologize, that was effectively the end of the tonight show." which i'm pretty sure is now on. [ laughter ] so proud he is of himself like a tubby, orange brat knocking over sandcastles. [ laughter ] i like that he says we "have very little talent." that's the same thing stormy daniels said about him, except, instead of "talent," she said "penis." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if anyone knows talent, it's donald trump. he's walked backstage unannounced while young women were changing at some of the

biggest talent competitions in the whole world. and as far as ratings go, on behalf of my fellow late night talk show hosts, jimmy, stephen, seth and i, we've been on for a total of 58 seasons and counting. your presidency got canceled after one. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new survey, more than half of americans don't trust the u.s. supreme court. those americans are called women. [ laughter ] 53% of those polled say they don't have faith in the court. only 39% of americans say they do. which is insane. "the people's court" has a higher approval rating than the supreme one. [ laughter ] the mcdonald's cheesy bacon supreme has a higher rating than the supreme court. [ laughter ] maybe it's good to be a little distrustful these days. in japan right now, there's been a surge in what they call "romance scams," like the tinder swindler kind of thing. somebody creates a fake identity and dupes a lonely person into sending them money.

it happens a lot, but this one goes so far beyond, it's mind-boggling. the scam went like this. a 65-year-old woman in japan started a back and forth with a guy on instagram. the guy claimed he was a russian astronaut, cosmonaut, on board the international space station. and he needed money so he could afford to fly back down to earth to marry her. [ laughter ] so this poor woman sent the guy 4.4 million yen, which is about $30,000. and guess what? they still aren't married. can you believe it? [ laughter ] she got catfished in space. which i think is called "starfished." [ laughter ] and i guess now they broke up. i guess now he's her space-ex. [ rim shot ] thank you, thank you. why would anyone want to marry an astronaut in the first place? their jobs are dangerous, they're gone for months at a time, and they have the worst ice cream imaginable. [ laughter ] in russia, vladimir putin is continuing to escalate this unprovoked war on ukraine.

and as a result, there has been a surge of russians googling "when is putin going to die?" [ laughter ] which can russian google really tell you when people -- how come american google can't do that? [ laughter ] all ours does is change the banner to random jazz musicians on their birthdays. [ laughter ] the phrase "death of putin" hit a peak on monday, followed closely by "when will putin die?" "who will kill putin?" "will it be mikhail?" [ laughter ] "why does volodymyr keep looking at me like that?" and finally, "sexy women in big furry hats." [ laughter ] which is a classic. [ cheers and applause ] one of putin's biggest cheer leaders in the united states, congressdemon marjorie taylor greene, is trying to scare voters to the polls. klan mom made an appearance at trump's rally in arizona where she fired up the magoon squad with her take on the great replacement theory. >> joe biden's 5 million illegal aliens are on the verge of replacing you.

replacing your jobs. and replacing your kids in school. and coming from all over the world, they're also replacing your culture. and that's not great for america. >> jimmy: it isn't? i think it is. [ laughter ] you mean we could swap the "let's go brandon" flags and the alcoholic boat parades with something else? we could replace the anti-vax acebook groups and proud boy circle jerks with empanadas and crazy soap operas? [ laughter ] i'm okay with that, please. [ cheers and pplause ] i think the message is, bring your big hats and complicated mustaches, your jigs and lederhosen, your fish eyeballs and soup dumplings from all over the world and replace away. we need a good replacing now. [ laughter ] you know, marjorie taylor may be dropping the "greene." her husband filed for divorce. and i think i have the perfect guy for her. his name is ye. [ laughter ] i could really see them being very happy together. [ laughter ] marge is trying to keep up.

she's getting out-wacko'd right now by father of the year, herschel walker. [ laughter ] who claims to be strongly opposed to abortion. even in the most extreme cases. a woman came forward last week to say herschel paid for her abortion, and even sent her a get-well card after. this same woman got pregnant a few years later, and herschel again tried to convince her to abort the baby, she says she did not abort that baby. and now herschel has some explaining to do. which he hasn't. at all. he just keeps saying the democrats are after him and is still on the road trying to make this seem like a partisan coordinated atax. . >> they'll do whatever they take, say whatever it takes, they want to seat right here. i don't think they know they woke up a bear. hey, i'm not just a dog now, i'm a bear. they got to bring more than that. >> jimmy: yeah, well, maybe you should go to planned bearenthood. [ laughter ]

herschel turned attention to what's really important. >> pronouns. in our military. how do you identify in our military? this is wartimes. what happened to pushups? sit-ups? because i can tell you right now, ain't outrunning a russian talking about pronouns. >> jimmy: he somehow managed to mispronounce all three of those countries. [ laughter ] herschel's pronouns are he and huh? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, trump has been making the rounds to support all the nuts he's backing on the midterm ballots, and the talent he's lined up for these rallies is top notch. ♪ ♪ i fought the law and the law won ♪ ♪ they needed everybody but they got none ♪ ♪ trump won ♪

♪ the feds came knocking with their six guns ♪ ♪ trump fought the law and trump one ♪ give it up for mike lindell! ♪ looking like a true survivor ♪ >> jimmy: keep it going for homeless uncle sam. [ laughter and applause ] poor mike lindell. they won't even let him on the main stage. but he does have money. he is a self-made millionaire who is doing his best to make sure to get the word out with a slew of endorsements for candidates who love this country just as much as he does. >> flipping antifa hummingbirds! hi, it's me, mike lindell. founder of frank speech and the only survivor of a van given on northbound highway 63 outside scanlon in august of '89. i ain't slept a wink in six to eight months cause i'm so worried about our elections. and about how wolves can figure out how to open doors.

[ laughter ] what i do, though, is get patriots who can get things done. that's why i'm endorsing mr. trench coat for governor of wisconsin. everybody knows a kid can't be governor. but three kids on each other's shoulders in a trench coat meets the height requirement and more. three kids in a trench coat can sneak into any polling place and then scan the fraudulent voters. let me tell you a bit about each of them. the one on the bottom will protect our right to conceal carry, cause he's the one that's got the slingshot. the kid in the middle cares about the environment because he keeps a frog in a jar and he poked holes in the lid, smart. the little guy on the top, boy is this one a rascal. tricked me into doing his chores for a week for him. i forgot to wash out the teapot and his grammy kicked me into you know what. that old lady had some pointy

little shoes. i say, why vote for one govern where you can vote for three tiny ones? lucas, liam, levi. three kids in a tlench coat for governor. i'm mike lindell, and i can't urinate out of my peehole no more. >> paid for by the national association of unlicensed bounty hunters. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh my god are i didn't know, i'm sorry. now i feel bad. we have a good show for you tonight. from the now movie starring george clooney and julia roberts, lug cass bravo is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from midland with jon pardi. and we'll be right back with jamie lee curtis. so stick around! [ cheers and ap]

♪ >> jimmy: hello i there, welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new movie "ticket to paradise," lucas bravo is with us on the show. [ cheers and applause ] then later, here with a song that made it onto both of their records, "the last resort: greetings from" and "mr. saturday night," music from midland with jon pardi from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] they would like you to listen to half of the song on one album, then finish it out on the other album. tomorrow night, jessica chastain and maren morris will be with us. and on thursday, george clooney and julia roberts. oh good, guillermo, you're back. and you're okay. >> guillermo: yeah, i'm okay, and i'm back, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: luckily he's made mostly of flubber so he bounces right off. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: our first guest is a major motion picture star and yogurt icon who's been relentlessly menaced by the same

masked lunatic for more than 40 years. she's back for one last showdown. "halloween ends" opens friday in theaters and on peacock. please say hello to jamie lee curtis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, it's great to see you. i'm sorry about that, we usually have a -- we don't usually put that in front of the guests. >> it's okay, i have lawyers. [ laughter ] i have a question, why do you need a nametag? >> jimmy: you want to know the real answer? >> i do, i want to know why you need a nametag, don't you know your name? >> jimmy: i do. >> so do i, so do they. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: first of all, there's a disturbing number of people in america who don't know which one of us is jimmy fallon and which

is jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] sometimes some of the guests, i think, even. secondly, when we're doing the show during the pandemic, when we were back home, i found this -- i had this on my desk when i was a kid. and i don't know why, one of my relatives made it for me, i think my aunt chippy had it made for me. >> it's lovely. >> jimmy: she worked at a trophy shop. i thought it was kind of fun to just keep it there. >> yes. i got a trophy today. from michael moses at universal, who's the head of marketing. he gave me a hand grenade, a gold hand grenade, because they call me "the weapon of mass promotion." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and it was delivered to my hotel with a plaque on it. >> jimmy: where will that go? on your shelf at home? >> that wll go next to the golden lion from the venice film festival. >> jimmy: i see. >> it's a nice balance. >> jimmy: i gotcha, okay. >> hi, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: hi, how are you? >> hi. >> jimmy: not that the grenade

isn't a nice gift to get. >> it was just a really funny surprise. >> jimmy: you are getting your hands and feet imprinted in cement. >> yes, tomorrow. >> jimmy: tomorrow across the street. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: there are the stars on hollywood boulevard, and that's great. that's a great honor. >> i have one of those. >> jimmy: the bigger deal when is they ask you to press your hands and feet. >> yes. >> jimmy: how will you do it? will you take off your shoes? >> you know -- they actually ask you to leave your shoes. >> jimmy: i know they do, but that makes no sense to me. >> i understand. but the barefoot thing also is a little weird. also the concrete shrinks, which is why all of us think that old timemy movie stars had really, really tiny feet. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yes, concrete dries and shrinks a little. yes, i don't think it's -- i'm going to leave the shoes. i bought a pair of shoes, i'm going to leave the shoes. >> jimmy: put the shoes in but it will be your actual hands? >> it will be my feet in shoes and my hands, yes. then you sign your name and the date. it's very exciting. >> jimmy: it is exciting, right?

[ cheers and applause ] i'm glad you're excited about it. i mean, who knows. at this point you may be like, oh, who cares, whatever, it's wednesday. >> you know what -- what part of this says "whatever, who cares?" i care. i care too much. i am just, you know -- i'm a weepfest. i've been weeping for about a month now, trying to figure out how to say good-bye to all this. >> jimmy: yeah, well -- >> a weeper. >> as far as "halloween" goes? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: huh, interesting. >> how would you feel, saying good-bye to all these people that you work with? >> jimmy: it's a little different, though, no one's chasing me around with a knife. [ laughter ] >> oh, very funny. why are you so mean to children on halloween? i want to know. i must tell you -- >> jimmy: i am not mean to children on halloween. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: the parents. the parents are the ones. >> excuse me, who promotes it? you. [ laughter ] the patterns are all excited because they call me friends, "i'm going to be on tv because i

pushed my children and made them weep on television." it's horrible. how would you feel if i took away barbecue? all your barbecue, came in and said, "jimmy, i'm so sorry, there's no barbecue for your pizza." >> jimmy: i would not be happy but i wouldn't throw a tantrum. listen, i have -- we've not done that for -- i tell you something. we haven't done that i think for four years. people -- >> i haven't taken off my clothes on camera in a long time and they still talk about it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you brought this up. >> well, i'm glad i brought it up too -- >> jimmy: i had this conversation with my wife the other night. now that the pandemic's over, should we go back to doing it? and i was thinking maybe we'd let america decide. you know? whether we should do it or not. >> don't torture children! >> jimmy: i'm curious. all right, we've got about 150 people in the audience. should we take their halloween candy away? [ cheers and applause ]

>> so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. but you people are the people who like to see me brutalized by michael myers, so you people are all messed up. [ laughter ] no wonder you're like," oh, yeah, great, brutalize children, yes, let's go!" >> jimmy: would you not go see the "halloween" movies yourself if you weren't in them? [ laughter ] >> who are you? no, jimmy kimmel, no. >> jimmy: you wouldn't? >> no, i wouldn't. >> jimmy: really? wow. >> neither will christopher guest. no, we don't choose to subject ourselves to that level of tension. i live in america. feels that way sort of on the daily. >> jimmy: you're getting enough tension? >> i'm getting enough of it, thank you very much. >> jimmy: your vote is no halloween candy? >> apparently i've been outvoted by people who like me naked, so it's all good. [ laughter and applause ]

>> jimmy: you've been all over the world? >> i just came back from a world tour. >> jimmy: where did you go? >> all over europe, mexico city, from dublin, to new york twice -- >> jimmy: dublin to mexico city? >> a long flight, 11 hours. >> jimmy: is it enjoyable for you to do that? >> you know what? it's -- first of all, the fans of "halloween" -- >> jimmy: these are the people you don't understand? >> these are my people. these are my people in a very big way. they let me know it on the daily. but what happens is the bathroom. so here's all i want to say. i -- we live in an old house here in los angeles. it's perfectly lovely, christopher and i. we don't have a fancy toilet, we have a regular old toilet. but in one of the hotels, i got very used to the, first of all, warm toilet. have you ever heard of this? they're electric, they're warm. they also -- like the lid lifts up when you walk by it and beckons you. [ laughter ] and then when you sit on it, you do your thing, even if it's

number one, you stand up and it all goes away. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's just when you get used to it, it's sort of amazing. because it's sort of modern and crazy. and i got used to it. like, really got used to it. and then, because i've been in 15 hotels in the last month, i then was in a hotel -- i forgot that not all of them, you know, do it for you. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> so then i was like -- i was in a public place. and i kind of -- number one, got up, went and washed my hands. i kept waiting for the sound. [ laughter ] and there were people around. and i just kind of am looking at them. i just waited. and i realized. >> jimmy: they're like -- >> exactly. >> jimmy: jamie lee curtis doesn't flush the toilet. >> exactly. then i went back in -- >> jimmy: she needs a robot. >> you know, it does other things. >> jimmy: yeah. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> apparently you can really make it do other things, if you

all know what i mean. [ laughter ] and that just terrified me. i was like -- because you would never leave. [ laughter ] sort of aim it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't believe you don't have one of those. oh, we're going to have to hook you up with one of those magic toilets. >> no, no, i'm not asking for a free magic toilet, really, i'm not. >> jimmy: you don't have to ask, they're already coming your way. jamie lee curtis is here. "halloween ends" is her new movie. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by quest. shop online anytime for over 50 lab tests from quest. questhealth.com. future of lincoln. ♪ ♪ it's what sanctuary could look like... feel like... sound like... even smell like. more on that soon. ♪ ♪ the best part? the prequel is pretty sweet too. ♪ ♪

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> no, no, no! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jamie lee curtis in "halloween ends." [ cheers and applause ] boy, that's scary stuff, it is. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so let me get this straight. toilet, good. garbage disposal, bad. >> bad, very bad.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: they could make a whole movie about garbage disposals. >> they are a horror movie. >> jimmy: really are. >> any time something goes down it, don't you just -- even though the electricity's off, the switch is off -- >> jimmy: did it yesterday. >> you just put your hand down there, what if there's a surge? anyway. >> jimmy: i always put my left hand down just in case. [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: i can sign stuff. >> what's this? what was this? >> jimmy: i don't know. i can still jauntily wave a hand. >> you're right-handed, is that correct? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> you would want to say right-handed. >> jimmy: exactly. >> or whatever this was. >> jimmy: whatever this was. >> thanks, just checking there. symbols matter. it's all good. >> jimmy: that fighting scene. >> good. >> jimmy: it's really good. this is the second movie in a row you're fighting. in everything everywhere all at once. which is a fantastic movie, by the way. [ cheers and applause ] >> so good, so good. >> jimmy: i think that it came out quite some time ago. >> yes.

>> jimmy: but now even though it's been a long time, it's like they're saying it's an oscar contender. >> oh, big-time. >> jimmy: you're an oscar contender. >> contendant. i'm all-in for all of it. this movie is so beautiful. it was made for nothing two years ago. in 38 days in simi valley. >> jimmy: i can't believe it was made for nothing, it looks so great. >> made for so little, so quickly. >> jimmy: would you put the oscar next to the grenade? [ laughter ] or would it have its own shelf? >> are you kidding? chris is out. i'm going to be like -- it will live there. >> jimmy: it's worth seeing. >> it's a beautiful movie. i was here, you know. i was here talking about it. >> jimmy: right. >> it's a movie about hope and love and family. in the midst of sex toy fights and butt influencing trophies. [ laughter ] i do have the butt plug trophy. [ laughter ] no, no, and here's what you need to know. very important you know this. i didn't know that it was a butt

plug. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i did not. on the day we shot that scene, i kept going back and touching it, saying, "you don't get one of these." i didn't know. everybody else was laughing and i thought i was being funny. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i didn't know until i saw the movie in a theater. >> jimmy: wow, that's pretty crazy. that trophy, you have that? >> i have a nice lineup. a grenade, a butt plug. [ laughter ] a golden lion. >> jimmy: yeah. there's going to be -- yeah, you're going to have quite a garage sale, if you wanted to. [ laughter ] yeah, that butt plug plays a pretty big role in that film. >> yes. our prop master, josh, gave to it me as a -- joshua bremer cave gave to it me as a farewell gift. >> jimmy: how noose. >> and googly eyes. it's all good. >> jimmy: you have said that this is the last "halloween" movie you will do. >> yes, jimmy kimmel. it is. >> jimmy: but -- >> oh, stop.

[ laughter ] it's all good. >> jimmy: we find it hard to believe. you're so popular, we don't want this to end. also in horror movies, nobody ever dies. i think your character was killed, to death, in one of these "halloween" movies, yes? laugh laugh. >> i think so. hard to remember. >> jimmy: are you saying unequivocally -- >> yes. >> jimmy: equivocablely, however you say that word -- >> with a definitive flourish, i am saying -- >> jimmy: that this is it? would you be willing to sign a document? [ laughter ] telling us the following? "i declare this is my last halloween movie. i, jamie lee curtis, queen of "scream" janny lee, tony curtis, mother of lindsay lohan, hereby swear under penalty of perjury, across all sequels and multiverses, enforceable by the

police department of hattonville, illinois, and may god have mercy on us all, baba buoy." yes? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] remember, this is legally binding. [ audience: no! ] >> i should call my lawyer first. before i sign anything. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there it is. there it is, folks. that's her signature, as far as i know. all right. we'll get this to the legal team at myers and myers and they'll handle it from here. [ laughter ] jamie lee curtis, everybody. "halloween ends," this time for real, opens in theaters and on peacock friday. we'll be back with lucas bravo! i love my phone. , what??? ♪♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from midland with jon pardi is on the way. you know our next guest as the hot french chef on "emily in paris." now he's the hot french pilot flying george clooney and julia roberts to bali in the new movie "ticket to paradise." it opens in theaters october 21st. please welcome lucas bravo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, good. >> jimmy: may i say, lucas bravo is a great name, especially for a helicopter pilot. but really, in general. >> it is, isn't it. >> jimmy: very strong name, like you can't go wrong when your name is lucas bravo.

>> it is quite successful in the states but it was terrible growing up as a kid. >> jimmy: was it really? >> you know they call your name upside down when you're a kid. bravo, lucas when you're in school. basically people would stand up and clap. [ laughter ] which doesn't feel very good. >> jimmy: what part of france are you from? >> i'm from the south of france, nice. >> jimmy: nice, yes. [ cheers ] i live in paris. >> jimmy: you live in paris. have you lived here in l.a. ever? >> i lived in l.a., yes, for a few years. i moved in when i was 18. best years of my life. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. i was in law school, then i was -- i wasn't really happy. a friend just told me, do you want to come to l.a. for two weeks on vacation? and i never left. >> jimmy: you didn't come here to be an actor, you came to take a break from school? >> yeah, kind of a break, yes. i was curious. i wanted to learn the language. i was top of my class in english. when i arrived in l.a. i just

realized i didn't speak a word of english. [ laughter ] and i had nothing, you know. i would ask a friend, one dollar every day, to go to taco bell, have a cheesy double beef burrito for 99 cents. [ laughter ] i was broke and the happiest i've ever been. >> jimmy: you were a been handler is what you were. was this one friend or collect a dollar from a few friends? >> no, i was smart enough not to put all the pressure on one person. >> jimmy: i see. >> i would juggle with different friends. >> jimmy: wow. what is it like to come from france, home of some of the finest cuisine in all the world -- and end up eating a cheesy gordita at taco bell? [ laughter ] >> i just, you know -- it was just a moment to pass. i wouldn't think about it. it was just purely functional. >> jimmy: it was just purely to keep you alive at the time. [ laughter ] >> you could have killed me, you did the opposite. >> jimmy: now you're in this movie. how many years later we fast forward to with mr. george clooney and julia roberts. [ laughter ]

>> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: and that is -- that's very exciting, right? that's got to be a big deal. >> it's okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you have a kissing scene with julia in this film. >> yes. >> jimmy: were you nervous about that? >> well -- the thing is, we arrived in australia. it's set in bali, but we shot it in australia. in the middle of the pandemic. >> jimmy: so you're lying to the people. >> yes, this is what we do for a living. [ laughter ] so basically, arriving there, we -- we were escorted by a military escort. they closed down the street to get us to the hotel. we had someone really guarding the whole way. and two weeks of quarantine with 12 hours' jet lag. >> jimmy: they took it very seriously in australia, right, yeah. >> and it kind of worked, yeah. >> jimmy: two weeks of quarantine? in your room for two weeks? >> yes. >> jimmy: was george clooney in his room for two weeks?

no? >> yes, he was. >> jimmy: he was? >> he was too, all of us. you know, at some point where -- they just came to me after two weeks -- i didn't any idea of time or any notion of what my name is. [ laughter ] and it felt like when they knocked at the door, it felt like it was gollum. [ laughter ] in a corner with crumbles on my face. >> jimmy: my precious, yeah. >> they handed me the call sheet, your first scene is a kissing scene with julia. i went, "let me freshen up for a second." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you freshened up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, is french kissing called french kissing over in france? [ laughter ] or is it just called slipping the tongue? how does that go? >>french fries, french advertising, french tuck. everything french -- >> jimmy: none of that is french, okay. we have the scene -- the kissing scene. let's take a look from the movie "ticket to paradise." >> dude. what are you doing here? >> i'm flying to bali, what are you doing here?

>> i'm flying you to bali. i couldn't let her go alone. i traded flights with a friend. three long hauls to uruguay next month. but there are things you do for love, right? >> so sweet. >> i know. >> so sweet. [ speaking french ] >> ah, oui. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: how weird, right? how many times did you shoot that scene? >> as long as it took to, you know, to get the character right. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> julia was asking for more. [ laughter ] she's a professional, you know. she wants to get that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: george clooney is a notorious prankster. i'm sure you know that about him. you spent a lot of time together. >> yes. >> jimmy: did he get you? >> you know -- first thing was, if i shoot with george, i need

to prank the prankster. >> jimmy: really? >> i wanted to be first one. >> jimmy: such a bad idea. >> i know, it could have backfired. but who am i to -- >> jimmy: not even that, that's not why it's a bad idea, but go ahead, yes. [ laughter ] >> k a kaitlin deaver was fresh shooting with michael keaton. the first batman. george clooney was also batman at some point. >> jimmy: at some point. >> i love the -- he'd come to set, "who's your favorite batman?" i thought that was brilliant. at some point i was determined to -- i thought, what if he comes to set one day, and sniff his wardrobe, he finds a cheap, old-school, '70s adam west costume? instead of his daily costume? and then the director, ole pa parker, told me, maybe you should wear the costume while

shooting the scene with george. >> jimmy: you did put on the costume. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] george is laughing pretty hard. what i'm wondering is, this is your prank on george?pbecause it be george's prank on you. [ laughter ] because you're the one dressed like batman in this. >> i know, i know. you know, there was a moment where i was standing behind this door and i was like, what am i doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah that's the idea. i mean, i don't know. maybe in australia, the same way the toilet goes the other way, the pranks go the other way too. and you just hand it off backwards or something. it's great to meet you. congratulations on all your success. >> thank you. >> jimmy: will you stop by taco bell on the way out? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: for old times' sake? >> feel that feel. >> jimmy: do you need a dollar? i can give to it you if you want. >> would you? >> jimmy: lucas bravo, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "ticket to paradise" opens in theaters october 21st. we'll be right back with music from midland with jon pardi.

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: i want to thank jamie lee curtis and lucas bravo. i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him tonight. "nightline" is next, but first, this song is nominated for two cma awards, it's called "longneck way to go." midland with jon pardi! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i've got a long longneck way to go well these heartbreak beers they go down fast ♪ ♪ but this gettin' over you is goin' down slow and it's closin' in on closin' time ♪ ♪ and i ain't even close i've got a long longneck way to go ♪ ♪ keep 'em cold keep 'em comin' bartender don't tell me i'm runnin' outta time ♪ ♪ if these tears keep fallin'

well last call just might last all night ♪ ♪ i got a long longneck way to go well these heartbreak beers they go down fast ♪ ♪ but this gettin' over you's sure goin' down slow and it's closin' in on closin' time ♪ ♪ and i ain't even close i've got a long longneck way to go ♪ here we go, boys! ♪ ♪ well i thought a couple rounds might do the trick but you're still on my mind ♪

♪ and i lost count after five or six now it's 2:00 a.m. and i'm still buyin' ♪ ♪ got a tab keep it open 'cause i'm still drinkin' and i'm still hopin' ♪ ♪ to drown your memory aw but it's got a pretty tight grip on me ♪ ♪ i got a long longneck way to go well these heartbreak beers they go down fast ♪ ♪ but this gettin' over you's sure goin' down slow man it's closin' in on closin' time ♪ ♪ and i ain't even close ♪ ♪ i've got a long longneck way to go yeah i sure got a long longneck way to go ♪ that's right, one, two, three, four!

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