have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, charlize theron, formula one champion sir lewis hamilton, and music from armani white. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. very nice, thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for crowding in together to feel the germs going into each other and out of each other. covid is still going. and here we are.

cases of rsv are skyrocketing. this is a respiratory virus, not a cbs police show. [ laughter ] the flu is hitting hard. the mcrib is back. [ laughter ] we'll be lucky to make it to christmas. president biden got his updated bivalent booster shot today. he rolled up his sleeve to show america that his werewolf arms are ready for halloween. [ laughter ] very hairy guy. according to the cdc, only about 8.5% of americans have received the most up-to-date booster shot. which is -- i remember two years ago we were scrambling for vaccine appointments, billy zane trying to get on the lifeboat at the end of "titanic." [ laughter ] now it's like they're asking us to help move a sofa up eight flights of stairs. speaking of viruses, donald trump -- [ laughter and applause ] you know that guy, right? has a new boxed set. we finally got a trump tell-all told by donald trump

himself. bob woodward of the "washington post" released audio from 20 interviews he conducted with trump. one from before he was president, the other 19 done in trump's final year. there is more than 11 hours of conversation. according to woodward, trump would call him randomly at unexpected hours to talk. [ laughter ] while he was president. because there is nothing he likes doing more than talking about himself. it's his version of phone sex. [ laughter ] it's so interesting to listen to. trump talks about -- one of the things he talks about is explaining covid to his son, barron, who was 13 at the time. he told barron he wished he'd known about covid two months earlier, so he could have stopped it. which is also what he told ivana about don jr. [ laughter ] and by the way, he did know about it two months earlier. this is crazy. he asked bob woodward, the guy interviewing him, to tell him what to do about the pandemic. >> i appreciate your time -- >> the things you said did you write them down or not? >> yes, i wrote them all done. >> give me a list of those

things. >> what i'll do is send thome jared -- >> read them out, go ahead, read them. >> okay. the first is testing. number two, the medical supply chain has to be made as perfect as it can be. >> but it's moving along -- >> number five, shelter in place. next is the vaccine antibody czar. somebody who's in charge -- >> that's me, i got it, i got people in charge, go ahead. [ laughter ] >> next is china -- >> jimmy: can you imagine this? i mean, i can't even believe. trump also told woodward he was hesitant to release a plan for the pandemic for fear it might not be politically beneficial. which -- "why did grandma die?" well, because the president has a super cool "bring me a diet coke" button on his desk and he didn't want to lose it. [ laughter ] one of the interviews was from 2016 when he was a candidate, he was asked whether he would act more "presidential" if he got elected president. and this was his almost unbelievable response. >> i'm just struck by, we're

asking the questions about, quote, being presidential. so many other people have asked, can trump pivot, can he shift to a different kind of tone? correct me if i'm wrong, but my view, listening to you, is that you actually don't have that much interest in -- >> not yet. >> -- changing too much? >> not yet. >> your natural inclination is to fight? >> yes, always to fight. my natural inclination is to win. after i win, i will be so presidential that you won't even recognize it. [ laughter ] you'll be falling asleep, you'll be so bored. >> jimmy: that's how i would describe the years 2016 through 2020, a real boring snoozefest. [ laughter ] it's kind of amazing in that he was right about almost nothing he said. [ laughter ] >> i how do you speak to those people who say you don't want them in this country? if you're a muslim -- >> i'm a person who's going to write this country together. i'm going to unify the country. president obama is a divider,

he's not a unifier. >> jimmy: instead of a unifier, trump turned out to be a dumpster fire. [ laughter and applause ] one thing you know listening to these tapes, he has a bug up his ass about obama. >> i don't think obama's smart. i think he's highly youf overrated. i don't think he's a great speaker. you know, look. i went to the best schools. i did great. i had an uncle who was a professor at mit for 40 years, one of the most respected in the history of the school. 40 years. my father's brother and my father was smarter than he was. it's good stock. you know, they talk about the elite. you know, the elite, ah, they have nice houses. no. i have much better than them. i have better everything than them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god. well, yeah. everyone knows the size of your house is determined by how smart your uncle was. right? [ laughter ] i mean, is that not the saddest

thing you've ever -- if he wasn't such a creep, you'd almost feel sorry for him. almost. and, of course, trump, who has the best instincts, the best uncle, lashed out at woodward on his floundering social media platform. he wrote, "as he fully understands, writer bob woodward never got my permission to release tapes, those tapes were allowed only for purposes of making sure he got my quotes correct for his written word, his highly inaccurate book." the tapes were much better than the book. the tapes are much better than the book, at least if they were not bludgeoned to death by him to make me look as bad as possible, but he & his publisher had no right to use my voice. right. it's all bob woodward's fault. why are you agreeing to do 20 interviews on tape with the guy who took down richard nixon? with tapes! with tapes. [ cheers and applause ] the emperor has no brain. in florida last night, a gubernatorial debate between democrat charlie crist and the

republican, the guy who could trip up trump in 2024, ron desantis. crist asked desantis a simple question. one that ron either couldn't or wouldn't address. >> you talk about joe biden a lot. i understand. you think you're going to be running against him. i can see how you might get confused. but you're running for governor. why don't you look in the eyes of the people of the state of florida and say to them, if re-elected you will serve a full four-year term as governor, yes or no? yes or no, ron? will you serve a full four-year term if you're re-elect the governor of florida? it's not a tough question. it's a fair question. he won't tell you. >> jimmy: maybe if i stand perfectly still, they won't be able to see me. [ laughter ] he's either running for president or he just had an accident in his pants. i don't know. [ laughter ] kanye west had another bad day. you know how kanye said he could say anti-semitic stuff and adidas cannot drop me? well, today, adidas dropped him. [ cheers and applause ] adidas, this morning, ended

their very successful partnership with ye. which is terrible news for people who love shoes that look like severed alien feet. [ laughter ] no one wants to work with kanye. even new balance thinks he's unbalanced. [ laughter ] the only shoe company left for kanye to go is hush puppies. who unveiled their new "hush yeezys" today. [ laughter ] kanye has now been dropped by adidas, vogue, balenciaga, the gap, his agent, his lawyer, and kim kardashian. but he already has his next big venture lined up. he's planning to buy the conservative social media platform parler, which it's called parler because the number of users they have can fit into one. [ laughter ] this tells you all you need to know about parler. when the story broke last week that kanye wanted to buy the company, parler sent an email to their "vip members" that exposed everyone's personal email address. which is the kind of mistake that happens when your website is run by a group of racist grandpas. [ laughter ] i'm interested to see how this pans out for parler. you really don't want kanye west to acquire you. it's sort of like when godzilla

"acquires" tokyo. and the truth is, the right-wing has a lot of different sites to post on besides parler. there's truth social, there's gabb, there's gettr, hater, liar, active shooter, sore loser. [ laughter ] there have never been more places to go to complain you're being silenced than there are right now. [ laughter ] halloween is less than a week away. and herschel walker is worried about it. >> halloween is right around the corner. and now the people of china and mexico are dressing to fit what look like candy. i want you to be vigilant when you're taking your kids on halloween because there's a new war on town, and that war is china. >> jimmy: yes. i mean, what? huh? [ laughter ] a very compelling statement about mexico and china from a man who couldn't locate mexico or china on a map of only mexico and china. [ laughter and applause ] halloween is a scary time for herschel walker because when kids show up at his house, he's

not sure if they want candy or child support. [ laughter and moans ] [ applause ] but herschel walker is not the only person or first person to float this theory of drugs being hidden in children's trick-or-treat bags. i mean, who can forget that classic scene from "it's the great pumpkin, charlie brown"? >> i got five pieces of candy. >> i got a quarter. >> i got a rock. of crack cocaine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: charlie may have been a blockhead. he was not a crackhead. [ laughter ] this is the new right wing scare story. mexico is sneaking fentanyl into candy bars. and, you know, i looked up the effects of fentanyl on the dea website today. they include sedation, drowsiness, dizziness, and confusion. which sounds a lot like a herschel walk tore me. [ laughter and applause ] of course, he's worried about the children of america. half of them are his.

[ laughter ] he gave quite a speech at a rally full of no one yesterday. he even set a new world record for the most time a human used the word "pronouns" in a think-second span. >> people in washington fare-got about it, now they're talking about pronouns. bringing pronouns into our military. pronouns? what the heck is a pronoun? my pronoun is sick and tired of y'all talking about pronouns. i want you to do, make our men and women strong again. the way you make them strong is forget talking about pronouns. i can tell you this, i ran russia and china talking about pronouns, how you identify. they not talking about trying to charge a tank in the desert either, they're talking about war. we're over here talking about charging a tank in the desert, an electricity tank that won't work. >> jimmy: if it weren't for the podium, he would be a crazy person ranting on a street corner. right? [ laughter ] you'd walk by and go, "ooh." "i'm going to get my car." but despite running one of the worst campaigns in the history of the senate, republicans have rallied around herschel walker.

he's got trump's blessing, bigly, and today he picked up a key endorsement from none other than the mypillow man, mike lindell. >> hello, there. it's me, mike "pillow" lindell, four-time mount metatonka crack center treatment in a bunt. that's my crack plaque. the great state of georgia needs leaders who have been hit in the head a lot. that's why i'm endoer is herschel walker for senator. herschel and me got common values. we both know the presidency was stoled from donald j. trump. we both keep big pictures of jesus in our living rooms. we both sustained multiple traumatic head injuries. come on, brain! let's get through this! herman waldo is pro-life. he's so pro-life, he'll put a baby in anybody. he's got hundreds of them. and a heisman trophy to boot. the other thing, hercules is company environment. he says we got too many trees.

good point. one time i climbed all the way up to fill my honey pot, and a whole mess of hornets stung me in the eyeholes. i fell 52 feet and when i landed i was so blind, i thought i was a prostitute named carol for eight months. vote for hershey's walnut this november. he'll protect our babies from getting abortions and keep trees where they belong, out of our schools! >> i'm herschel walker and i approve this message. >> jimmy: who can blame you? we've got a fun show tonight. from formula one, we've got sir lewis hamilton with us. we have music from armani white. and we'll be right back with charlize theron.

♪ ♪. >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back. tonight, race car superstar sir lewis hamilton is with us. then later, his very popular song is called "billie eilish," although on he is not billie eilish. you might think from it the album, but he's not billie eilish. he is armani white, and he will be singing from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, the cast of "black panther: wakanda forever." lupita nyong'o, danai gurira, and lateesha wright with music from duran duran. and on thursday, quentin tarantino, king namor himself, teh-noach where-tah, with music from the great edgar winter. please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a true renaissance woman. she an oscar-winning actress, producer, ballerina and mom with a new movie called "the school for good and evil." it's on netflix now. please welcome charlize theron.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> it's nice to see you. >> jimmy: i think maybe guillermo is upset because you haven't spotted him yet. >> guillermo: hi, how are you? welcome back. [ laughter ] >> guillermo and i don't need to see each other, we can feel each other. >> guillermo: exactly, yes. >> jimmy: that was the smoothest i've ever seen guillermo before. oh, you're like a sipping tequila there, guillermo. "hi how are you, welcome back." guillermo talks about you all the time. last night on the show we spent a good chunk of the show talking about you. >> aww, that's so sweet. >> jimmy: with pamela avalon, our other guest. >> guillermo: i tell everybody you're so nice, so sweet, so

professional, and so talented. and welcome back. >> hi. >> guillermo: and i love you. [ laughter ] >> oh my gosh, i love you. >> jimmy: well, it is great to see you. so the last time you were here, as i recall, you had just had a surprise birthday party in greece? >> yes. >> jimmy: your friend threw this party for you, right? >> yeah, a couple of my friends. >> jimmy: okay. >> i have really amazing friends. yeah, they put this whole thing together and we traveled together. they traveled, all of these '80s costumes, i never even knew. they're amazing. >> jimmy: '80s costumes, they brought them all the way to greece. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's now your friend's birthday, ashley, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: the pressure's on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: 40th birthday, you have to come up with something big. >> yeah, it's also -- i mean, we love each other. >> jimmy: right. >> there's that too. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> but yeah, we were definitely -- all of us were definitely trying to figure out -- we were gathering all of her favorite things. she loves, loves michael bolton.

>> jimmy: loves michael bolton. and she's always loved michael bolton? >> yeah, always. >> jimmy: from childhood? >> i don't know if it's childhood, but yes, she's always -- and her husband, what a couple, they met each other and found they shared that. [ laughter ] and they've been together ever since. >> jimmy: that's an odd thing to share. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that on his tinder profile? [ laughter ] so you, being a great friend, called -- >> i did. i thought i'd give it a shot. i really didn't think it would happen. >> jimmy: did you know michael bolton? >> no, i'd never met him before. but i was like, you never know. i called him up, "you're probably going to say no, but my friend absolutely loves you, we're having a party for her, if there was any way you could come over and just sing happy birthday to her, it would literally make her life." >> jimmy: then did he smash through the wall your house like the kool-aid man? [ laughter ] let's be honest, have you ever called any guy and asked them for anything and he said no? [ laughter ] >> oh, stop it. no, he was like -- he's on tour.

because they had bought tickets -- >> jimmy: cancel the tour, i'm going to charlize theron's house! [ laughter ] >> my friend ashley and her husband bought tickets. "oh my god, we got tickets." so he -- we were going to have it on a certain night. he said, if you change it to this might, i'll come. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> we changed the whole party. we sent out the invitations. it was michael bolton. and she freaked out. and he was unbelievable. >> jimmy: he's got a great voice, yeah. >> but he was just so generous. and sweet. i literally thought he would just show up, sing happy birthday, go home. you know. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's michael bolton. >> jimmy: is he still at your house? [ laughter ] >> i wouldn't mind it. i mean, the show was amazing. >> jimmy: he's got a lot of kits, he could probably hang for a while. how long did he sing for you? >> he showed up, he did a sound check like three hours before the party. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. >> he was full-on pro. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. >> he sang for, like, 20

minutes. >> we have a video of this. and this is a -- it's great. this is your friend reacting to the big surprise. ♪ ♪ >> oh my gosh! ♪ when a man loves a woman ♪ >> yes! ♪ can't keep his mind on nothing else ♪ ♪ if she's bad he can't see it ♪ >> jimmy: i feel like her husband -- [ cheers and applause ] -- is having more of a reaction than she is. >> she was the emotional one, yeah. for high pressure. >> jimmy: what are you going to do for the 50th now? kenny g. or something? [ laughter ] i mean, that's big. >> that's probably a good idea, good idea. >> jimmy: who would make you

freak out, singing-wise, if they showed up at your birthday party? >> um -- you know -- i was thinking about this. i think patsy cline. >> jimmy: patsy cline. i don't think that's going to happen. [ laughter ] >> i know, i know it's not going to happen. >> jimmy: if it did, it would be scare reserve. it would be like a halloween thing. >> real complications. but if it could, that would be pretty amazing. >> jimmy: will you dress 4 halloween, going to do the whole deal? >> oh, man, yeah. i have two kids, 7 and 10. halloween is their favorite holiday. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, they love it. >> we just started last weekend. >> jimmy: my kids, the house -- it's unbelievable. because i spend a lot of time getting rid of spiders in the house, now it's full of spiders. [ laughter ] >> yes, no, you pay for the spiders too. >> jimmy: there's things we install that are crazy. >> they're not cheap. >> jimmy: no, the spiders have to work on them for months, are you kidding? [ laughter ] so what are the kids dressing as? do you know yet?

>> they're both kind of crazy is about "hocus pocus" right now. i was shooting a film in rome, the costume designer did the costumes for "hocus pocus," and my daughters were enamored. she ended up making the sarah jessica parker outfit for my oldest, who has not taken it off. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. it's a big holiday for us. we always do this disney thing with ashley, actually. she started this tradition where we table our kids every halloween, we go to disneyland. it's the only time i go. and we -- she makes a big thing, like we have to big a theme. in the beginning it was the group chose the same theme because our kids were so little. and now it's like seven themes. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> they all want their own thing. >> jimmy: then it's not a theme, really, is it? [ laughter ] >> not so much. >> jimmy: i hear there's a sephora in the parking lot? >> yes, there is, there is! [ laughter and applause ]

and it's good, yes! it's good. >> jimmy: i learned something. >> did you not know that? >> jimmy: i didn't know. i don't know. >> oh my god, you have not lived. >> jimmy: it somehow slipped past my radar. >> you have not lived, my friend. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. when we come back, we'll see a clip from the new movie "the school for good and evil" on netflix. charlize theron is with us, we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by pfizer and biontech.

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have to know your kid. if your kid is super sensitive, it's probably a little dark. but my 7-year-old loved it. >> jimmy: right, okay. good. well, i'll let you know how it goes. >> yeah. now it's on me, great. >> jimmy: you play the dean of evil. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in a way -- i guess we can't trust you. [ laughter ] >> my kids are used to me screaming like that. yeah. >> jimmy: you were also in the "doctor strange" movie. [ cheers and applause ] you had a little moment there. >> well, i don't know. not yet. >> jimmy: is -- i don't know, to me -- you know, i love those marvel comics. i love that stuff. then when you see something, you see a big star suddenly playing a character you weren't expecting to see, it makes you wonder what -- >> yeah. it, right? can you say if that is it? no? okay. but it can't be it. [ laughter ] that would be -- i mean, that would be a waste of your time if it's it. >> i hope it's not.

>> jimmy: you hope it's not. >> we'll see, yes. >> jimmy: do you know or you don't know if it's it? [ laughter ] >> i think i know. i'm sure they can change your mind. >> jimmy: i guess they can. >> depending what i say on this show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see, yeah, then you wouldn't be allowed into disneyland on halloween, it would be a whole mess. >> very messy. >> jimmy: what do you know about your character? what can you tell us about the character, clea? >> i play clea. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and -- um -- >> jimmy: and that's it? [ laughter ] >> let's just say, i have some work to do. i don't -- [ laughter ] i don't quite know who she is yet. >> excuse me, excuse me. >> oh. hi. >> i'd be happy to explain to it you. >> jimmy: no, we're not necessarily looking for help from the audience but thank you very much. >> i wasn't talking to you, dude, i was talking to miss charlize theron. [ laughter ] >> clea is the daughter of prince orini and her mother is a faltinian fugitive by the name

of umar. >> yeah, he's right. [ laughter ] and umar is the twin sister of the demon tyrant dormammu from the first "dr. strange" movie, who rules over the dark dimension. which makes clea dormammu's niece. >> yeah, and clea meets dr. strange in the marvel comic, "strange tales #126." stephen trains clea in the mystic arts and they eventually fall in love and they become lovers, which is really [ bleep ] hot. [ laughter ] i think. >> we wouldn't know too much about that. >> yeah, none of us has ever had sex. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, thank you for that update. >> very helpful, very helpful, yeah. i should have met them in the parking lot before i came in. >> jimmy: oh, you'll meet them in the parking lot.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from armani white is on the way. our next guest is a knight of the british empire, part owner of the denver broncos, and in his spare time one of the great formula one drivers of all-time. he's racing again sunday at the mexico grand prix. you can watch it on espn. please welcome sir lewis hamilton. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you're a "sir" now, last time you were just lewis. >> i am. good to see you. hi, everyone. [ cheers ] good to see you too. >> jimmy: you -- >> how does -- >> jimmy: you're very stylish. you might be the most stylish race car driver ever. >> i think i am, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: exactly. a lot of these guys have logos

all over their bodies, you know? you are, as i mentioned, a knight. how does that work? did you know now king charles? i know he was the prince when he knighted you. >> i met him when i was 13. when i went to mclaren when i was 13 years old, i was signed at 13 years old. and i went to the factory. and he came to open the factory up. and so i was sitting in my go-kart where they put -- they have the cars and i sat there. he knelt down and said -- asked me what i wanted to do, what my dreams were. i told him one day i wanted to be a formula one champion. then coming to all the way down the line, i'm at the palace. and you have to take these certain steps to get to the prince. >> jimmy: right. >> very formal. >> very, very formal. you walk -- like take three steps, turn 90 degrees, take four steps, turn left, bow, two steps, take the knee. and i took the knee. and puts the sword on your shoulders. i was very nervous.

you feel like the sword might be very sharp ar something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> when i come back up he says, "you've come a long way." >> jimmy: that's interesting, that's great. did he remember speaking to you when you were a kid? >> yeah, that's why he said -- "i remember speaking to you." a short chat as there's other people in the line. >> jimmy: wow, amazing. [ cheers and applause ] now, did you drive yourself here tonight? >> i didn't. i don't like to drive. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't like to drive? >> no, i actually don't really like driving unless i'm going fast. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do people get nervous when you're in the back seat or in the passenger seat? >> no, i'm honest lit best passenger. >> jimmy: you're a good passenger? >> the only thing i drive is if i go and visit my parents, who they're in l.a. with us right now. my dad's driving around somewhere. i think he's gone down the pch. he loves cars, he loves driving. for me, i'd rather hand the keys to my friend. something like that. i don't like traffic. it's more stressful for me. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> when i get home, i have an

old mini cooper like the mr. bean car. [ laughter ] and i go and take it back into the town that i grew up in. i drive down memory lane. i go past my first school, past my first house. no one would expect me in that car, that's for sure. >> jimmy: wow. and you're a brit. which is the correct side to drive on? is it right or left? [ laughter ] i mean what makes the most sense? >> i think we have it wrong, if i'm really honest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> obviously, growing up in the uk -- when i get home, i don't know which side of the road i'm supposed to be on. >> jimmy: you have to think twice. >> i get on the road, i'm always in the wrong side. i think they have it wrong. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. but -- yeah, in a way, you're a knight, you have it right no matter which side of the deal you're on. >> exactly. one thing, my dad, when i called my dad after i got the call that i would be receiving this knighthood, we were just reminiscing just thinking how amazing. both so blown away. he says, "do i have to call you sir now?"

[ laughter ] i was like, "yes!" [ laughter ] my niece and nephew call me sir uncle. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. if i was your niece or nephew i'd be calling you uncle sir every chance i got. now, you're part owner of the denver broncos. do you regret that now? [ laughter ] now that you've been to see the team play this season? >> oh, get out of here. honestly, it's such an honor. you've an amazing opportunity. i remember when i was -- probably like 9 years old. i used to play madden on the super nintendo. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i used to live on an american air base for a short period of time in the uk. that's the first time i became aware of it. then i've been to many super bowls. been to the first game in the uk. i'm going to miss the one this weekend, unfortunately, because i'm racing in mexico. i love the game so much. so when this opportunity came up, my business sis, mellody hobson, called me and said she has this amazing opportunity, would you like to be a part of it?

i jumped at it. >> you did? >> you know where there's a lack of black ownership and black equity, i'm pushing for diversity constantly. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's a lot of work to do, and i'm really proud of it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you know that -- i know some people who have owned a little piece of a team. do you know that when they -- on the years they lose money, you have to give them more money? >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i didn't know that. >> jimmy: yeah, neither did he, the guy that i talked to about this, yeah. >> we got robbed. >> jimmy: you're a knight, you're an nfl owner, you have to -- would you agree that you are the greatest formula one driver in history? [ cheers ] is that too bold a statement? [ cheers and applause ] >> you know what i -- i know what i am. i know how good i am. but i don't really like to talk about it. i like to just do the talking on the track. that's what my dad always said when i was a kid. we were racing, on the receiving end of a lot of discrimination when we were kids. because we were the only people

of color on the racetrack. >> jimmy: right. >> my dad said, "do your talking on the track." even today, i don't feel i need to say it. i let what i'm doing on circuit what i'm doing office circuit, talk. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very demanding, as far as it's exhausting to race a car? >> it is. we lost the race on sunday, i lost seven pounds. >> jimmy: you lost seven pounds in a race? we've got to get on that, guillermo. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah, i need that, yeah. >> i love this guy. >> guillermo: thank you, i love you too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you also are making a movie with brad pitt right now? >> i am. >> jimmy: yeah. now, it's -- i saw brad was at the race. he was there hanging out, doing some research? is that what was going on there? >> oh, man, it's been such an amazing experience, meeting brad. basically, doing the movie, the new formula one movie. and joe kaczynski and brad are at the racetrack with us. brad is the star. and i've just started a production company.

i've loved movies, like all of you, loved movies my whole life, been massively inspired by so many movies. it's the drawn of a new age. it's called dawn apollo. now you've seen more diversity on tv and i want to be part of that. i want to be telling stories that are from -- diverse stories. so many that can be inspiring young people and people of our age out there. >> jimmy: do you want to be in front of the camera? >> i wanted to try it one stage. i had this amazing opportunity to be -- i begged tom cruise to put me in "maverick." >> jimmy: i heard about this. [ laughter ] what did he say? >> he said yes. i was like, "i'll be anything, i'll be the janitor, anything in the background, i'm happy to do it." >> jimmy: you weren't in the movie? >> no, he did give me a role as one of the pilots. i was fighting for the championship at the time and i couldn't take the time off. it's on the top of my list of things i regret not doing. >> jimmy: you had to call, "thanks but no thanks"? tom cruise? >> yeah, kind of crazy.

obviously joe kaczynski did it and we're doing this movie today. everything comes around -- >> jimmy: not really, i think you missed out. [ laughter ] >> i definitely did. >> jimmy: maybe there will be another sequel. i've got a few lines here from "top gun." maybe you want to give it a run here. >> the thing is -- jimmy -- >> jimmy: yes? >> i'm a producer now, how about you do it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i'm not -- >> you're going to be in the movie. >> jimmy: you're going to be the star of the next "top gun," trust me. >> i'm introducing this. >> jimmy: let me handle your career here. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: action! >> i feel the need for speed. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was good. that was good. i think if you're going to be a fighter pilot, you're going to have to lose the accent. [ laughter ] >> which accent do i need to have? >> jimmy: american, you're part of our air force. >> all right. try it, go ahead. >> jimmy: take 2. >> i feel the need for speed. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm looking for. all right.

we'll make a few calls. i have a feeling -- i think tom will like that. it's great to have you here. congratulations on your sir-ship and all your success. [ cheers and applause ] watch the mexico grand prix this sunday on someone. sir lewis hamilton. we'll be back with armani white! [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by "s" class from mercedes-benz.

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to charlize theron and lewis hamilton. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, here with the songs, "thanksgiving" and "billie eilish," armani white. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ you finally made it to your right mind truth push your pride high boost ♪ ♪ your status varied up you barely touch your timeline ♪ ♪ every office i cruise in dudes been stoked to boast about my music ♪ ♪ mostly unenthused like that's cool but what's your wifi ♪ ♪ i learned what they want in return and they care

less of what i need ♪ ♪ i made a killing of survive and i protecting what i eat ♪ ♪ the same hand that was eager for fingers banging my ruger ♪ ♪ just finger painted my future point the direction ♪ ♪ and i lead that's whether it's far or wide both these arms'll ♪ ♪ glide me to my landing free harmonize or scar & carve ♪ ♪ them eyes for every man to see panoramic the stands till ♪ ♪ mam and grammom a fan of me i got em amped to see me ♪ ♪ guess they got over all of the profanity i gotta get it ♪ ♪ off my chest while i'm still breathing blessings out the deep ♪ ♪ i know i'm stressing out my demons they seen what i ♪ ♪ was going through and pulled me by my shoulder ♪ ♪ he said i still ain't believing what i'm showing you ♪ ♪ but hold it look around us look around us ♪ ♪ son you finally got something to be proud of look around us ♪ ♪ look around us son you finally got something to be proud of ♪ ♪ look around us look around us son you finally got ♪ ♪ something to be proud of look around us look around us ♪ ♪ son you finally got something to be proud of ♪

>> y'all make happy hood music, right? let me tame take you out to the hood one time. let's go, hold on. hold on deep. hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪ ♪ hold hold hold hold on hold on ♪ ♪ said i'm stylish big t-shirt ♪ ♪ billie eilish watch on mwr but i want that ♪ ♪ in diamonds heard he talkin' crazy when i pull up ♪ ♪ it's silent mile high run that mix back ♪ ♪ i'm stylish block tucked big t-shirt ♪ ♪ billie eilish watch on my wrist but i want that ♪ ♪ in diamonds heard he talkin' crazy when i pull up ♪ ♪ it's silent mile high wassup first-class ♪ ♪ i'm the pilot billie eilish put it in perspective ♪ ♪ if got everything i wanted and some extra i am not the type for ♪ ♪ turning into a detective got two of my own phones barely even check 'em ♪ ♪ uber eats the food i don't call i just text it ♪ ♪ cashed out on bail my chick got arrested flexed out my lexus ♪ ♪ no backseats and no besties i checked it ♪ ♪ no guest list so don't text me two whistles ♪

♪ thirties in the clip these akimbos open hand ♪ ♪ smack him in his mitt i'm kimbo you be throwing cash ♪ ♪ in the strip my money clip got a whip the free ♪ ♪ i got a whip but a whip ain't got me i know she trip when i dip ♪ ♪ so i creep i heard the pillow talkin' 'bout me like i'm asleep ♪ ♪ but she ain't know this gen3 was right up underneath the tee ♪ ♪ i'm stylish block tucked big t-shirt ♪ ♪ billie eilish propped up jump it from the back ♪ ♪ ♪ now it's silent mile high run that whip back ♪ ♪ chick i'm stylish block tucked big t-shirt ♪ ♪ billie eilish watch on my wrist but i want that ♪ ♪ in diamonds talkin' crazy when i pull up ♪ ♪ it's silent mile high run that mix back ♪ ♪ chick i'm stylish block tucked big t-shirt ♪ ♪ billie eilish watch on my wrist but i want that ♪ ♪ in diamonds heard he talkin' crazy when i pull up ♪ ♪ it's silent mile high bust her first-class ♪ ♪ i'm the pilot ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy kimmel, thank you. [ cheers and applause ]

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