appreciate your time. right now on jimmy kimmel, dana >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dana carvey, jonathan majors, and music from sofaygo. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. very nice. welcome, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. glad you made it on time. i don't know if you guys -- it's daylight savings monday.

we got an extra hour, which we spent resetting all our clocks in the house. it's the waste of an hour. didn't we vote to stop this daylight saving nonsense? didn't we, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, i think this is the last year. >> jimmy: i'm sure we voted. daylight saving time was definitely not invented by someone who had a five-year-old in the house. speaking of five-year-olds, i want to mention donald trump. on saturday night, my wife starts getting texts asking if we saw what trump said about me. i got no text. she got a lot of them. turns out, fiberace gave me a shout out during one of his blue collar comedy tours. and i have to say. sometimes it feels like he doesn't really like me that much. >> did you see where all these people that don't like us, they're dying? i saw jimmy kimmel said his show is practically dead because nobody that likes trump will watch. and guess what? that turns out to be the majority of the people, the show

is dead. and so are the other ones. >> jimmy: that's right. our show is dead. our show is so dead, he's gonna bury it at one of his golf courses next to one of his ex-wives. our show is dead. you know what's dead? all those endangered animals your chinless sons shot. you know what's dead? the look in your wife's eyes when you beg her for sex on your birthday. and i will say, in january, our show will have been on for 20 years. you got kicked out after four, okay? [ cheering ] i'm on television. you're on the toilet at your golf club screaming at yours. i love that donald trump is calling me out at a rally for dr. oz, who is a total phony, by the way, dr. oz. i'm going to tell you a story. years ago when trump was running for president, i had dinner with dr. oz and his wife lisa. and they told me and a group of other people a story.

they were at mar-a-lago. and this older woman, all dressed up, she had an accent, a very glamorous older woman walks up to trump. he's telling somebody else how good she looks or something. and she says "donald, how do i look?" and he says, "you would look better wet," and pushes her in the pool. he shoves this fully dressed lady into the pool. and she is humiliated. and lisa oz helped her out of the pool. she said, "get her some towels," and helps her and warms her up. and trump just looked on and laughed like a maniac. and they told us this story with disgust. they were disgusted. and now they're up onstage endorsing each other. isn't that great? a lot of integrity there. even oprah, who made dr. oz, endorsed his opponent john fetterman. which is -- i mean look, that's like -- that would be like me not endorsing guillermo. it just wouldn't happen. >> guillermo: no, never. >> jimmy: for mayor of margaritaville or something. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy,

thank you. >> jimmy: this is funny. on saturday night, dr. oz encouraged voters near pittsburgh to get up early the next day and vote for him before the steelers game. the only problem was the steelers weren't playing on sunday. they had a bye week. poor dr. oz. poor dr. oz. if he wins, he's gonna actually have to move to pennsylvania. i don't know if he knows that. i have a big announcement. i am hosting the oscars in march. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: very nice. this will be my third time hosting the show. i've already started making a list of whose names i should keep out of my f'ing mouth. you know, you can't be too careful. you know, it's very flattering to be asked to do this, and it's especially interesting because the media, some of them have an amazing ability to review the oscar show months before it even happens. like this morning gawker wrote "jimmy kimmel to host another mind-numbingly boring oscars." "who else do you get to helm a sinking ship?" and the av club, "the most thankless job in hollywood has

found its man in jimmy kimmel." even esquire, "kimmel will captain what'll surely be the most awkward academy awards since last year's academy awards." and then you have all the angry uncle websites. that are not happy. "oscars flip bird to red state usa, name jimmy kimmel 2023 host." "hollywood chooses far-left late show comic over stars who might unite america." which stars might unite america? maybe donny and marie. nobody else, though. at this point, i'm not sure that uniting america is even remotely possible. word out of mar-a-lago is that trump could throw his dandruff-heavy maga hat in the ring as early as tomorrow. and he's already attacking his republican rivals. he is at that rally in pennsylvania, supposed to be edorsing dr. oz. he went through his poll numbers and he took a shot at future rival ron desantis. >> we're winning big, big, big in the republican party for the nomination, like nobody has ever seen before.

let's see, there it is, trump at 71. ron desanctimonious at 10%. mike pence at 7. oh, mike is doing better than i thought. >> jimmy: yeah, he's lost some speed on his nickname fastball, you know. in the old days, it would have been something like "smelly ron." and we would have all went with it. that wasn't his only stop on the campaign trail this week. he was also in iowa where he almost got overshadowed by his opening act. >> you can take your woke fiscally irresponsible craziness and you can take it and go to the soviet union! i don't care. this is iowa, donald trump. take us back to the way it used to be. >> jimmy: back in the days before i squeezed into these pants and strangled my testicles. the fraudigal son, donny jr.- hairlined a rally in miami yesterday. where, i have to admit, he made a helluva point! >> we're up against the

democratic party today that doesn't believe that a united states senator should not have mush for brains. we've seen what happens when you put someone with mush for brains in the office.p>> my name is he and i'm running for united states senate. >> jimmy: oh, herschel has a big day tomorrow. this is going to be interesting. herschel walker is eyeing that senate seat in georgia like a waffle house waitress who forgot to take her birth control. this race is stupidly close, and if democrats in georgia don't turn out to vote tomorrow- this mr. potato head could be their next senator. >> i'm here to fight for georgia. i don't play golf. i don't eat lunch. i don't eat what they eat, because i'm here to represent the people. >> jimmy: hold on. i don't think i followed that. he doesn't eat lunch, or he doesn't eat golf and doesn't play lunch? i don't know.

let's put a transcript of what he said on the wall. okay. i'm here to fight for my family. even the ones he just met. here to fight for georgia. i don't want to be a politician. i don't play golf. i don't eat lunch, i don't eat separate. i sat with them. i don't eat what they eat because i'm here to represent the people. right. people don't eat lunch. the people go from breakfast straight to dinner. that's how the people do it. the afternoons are reserved for baby making. that's right. there is a reason his name isn't herschel talker. [ siren ] oh. this is my wife, molly. what are you doing? >> i'm sounding the alarm, jimmy. >> jimmy: i didn't know we had an alarm. >> we do. i didn't either. it was backstage. >> jimmy: why are you sounding

an alarm you found backstage? >> because tomorrow is election day. and abortion rights are gone or in danger in 26 states. even though the overwhelming majority of this country supports a woman's right to choose. [ cheering ] let me ask you something. every time you have sex, is your intention to have a baby? >> jimmy: no. i just wait until you eat a gummy and then try to snuggle in. >> that question was for them, not for you. >> jimmy: oh, sorry. >> thank you very much. being a mom is the best and the hardest job on the planet. i can't imagine forcing any woman who doesn't want that job to take it aganst her will. [ cheering ] six out of ten women who have an abortion already have kids at home. they know how hard the job is. 92% of abortions happen in the first 13 weeks. a good portion of the women who

need one after the first trimester do it because of health complications that could kill her or her baby. roughly half the women who have abortions live below the poverty line. i'm sorry. are you expecting this to be funny? it's not funny. they don't have the money to drive to another state to get health care. the the only person who should be making life-altering and potentially life-saving decisions for a woman and her body is the woman herself. and we need men to help us. i'm not out here with this dumb alarm asking you guys to love abortion. i am asking you to love women, enough, to trust women enough to make their own difficult decisions and to vote for the people who will make that happen tomorrow. our daughters should not have to fight the battles our grandmothers won. thank you for your time. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> oh, oh, and i want dinner on

the table when i get home, and maybe a gummy. >> jimmy: all right. thank you, molly. she's right. tomorrow is election day. boy, every democrat i know right now has that feeling you get the night before a colonoscopy. anything could happen. but win or lose, rest assured that the maga republicans will claim they won. sadly, only around half of americans are expected to vote. the other half is in line for a powerball ticket. someone needs to combine those. really. some big names are on the campaign trail for the democrats this weekend. joe biden was in new york. obama was in pennsylvania. bill clinton was in vegas. which must have been the easiest ask ever. i'm in. fire up the jet. meanwhile, republicans are pulling out the big guns too. chuck norris endorsed blake masters for the senate in arizona in his race against mark kelly, which i don't know, chuck norris is a pretend texas ranger. mark kelly is an actual astronaut who went into space.

and blake masters, just look at those eyes. i mean, i don't know what he is. all i know is you have to vote. democracy is fading like the mcfly family photo in "back to the future." and the tinfoil hat crowd is on high alert- led by none other than the mypillowsbury doughboy. >> i'm showing everyone out there, we are watching from every angle. there is people in every state, every county, every precinct, brannon. remember, they may think you can't look and see what's going inside that black box, but we can now in realtime through something called the edison report, everybody. we have cyberguys watching this. what i'm telling you is this election, it's all eyes, we have all the camera angles, all of it. we got it all under camera. >> jimmy: yeah, if i know mike, every one of those cameras will still have the lens cap on while it's going. how he will be watching this live, i have no knowledge.

it's a mystery to either one of us. i have a feeling he is going to spend the whole day staring at his ring camera. but mike has been putting his money where his mouth is, supporting far right wing nuts like lauren boebert- who's running for re-election in colorado- and has the mypillow man all fired up! >> hi, it's me, mike lindel, the guy who loves good betting, hates machines, and likes a good old-fashioned copy, with ketchup. i'm spending my money to talk about colorado's third congressional district, a little lady named lorna gogurt. many threats to our country like gay sex marriage and baby formula. what would gays want with baby formula any way? it burns like the dickens when you snort it. can i get another one of these, sweetheart? thanks, dear. lorna is a job creator like when she got all them nurses at the emergency room paid overtime on account she served dirty pork sliders that gave 80 folks

diarrhea. that's too much diarrhea, even for me. representative laura voted against giving the cops who defended the capitol the congressional gold medal because she knows we have to keep our precious metals right where they belong, right here in our teeth. that's where jesus put them, to tempt those raptors who play for the orlando magic. now some voters claim laura is too far right. but she ain't too far right. she married a fellow who went to jail for showing his dangle hanger at a bowling aulie. plus lorney is quite a looker. take it from a guy who also brought a gun to a christmas party. [ gunshots ] lauren paulbla tr is right choice. > after his grandpa carl was killed. >> i'm lauren boebert, and i approve this message. >> rest in peace, grandma carl. jonathan majors is here.

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conway. who is married to kellyanne, and who i find to be the most interesting perhaps man in the world. our first guest is a man of a thousand voices or seven or 800. you can hear many of them on his new 5-part podcast "the weird place." all the episodes are available now. please say hello to dana carvey. [ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i don't know how to take that. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> nice crowd. >> jimmy: i wanted to in person -- i have one suit. i bought it at the gap for $300 that i can wear. >> jimmy: it looks good. it looks good.

you filled in for me over the summer. >> yes. >> did. >> jimmy: and thank you. you did two nights here. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i hope you had fun. everybody said you had fun. >> i loved it. you have the greatest staff, amazing band. this is an amazing place to host a show. >> jimmy: thank you. >> but, you just nailed all these promos. >> jimmy: during the commercials we do romos. >> i sucked at that the first night. i was very cocky. erin was showing me. you got to say this and that. look, i can do this. and then you mispronounce one word and they have to go back to the beginning around binge bong, fully bop, binge bong bop bop bop. and then we have to go back. quentin tarantino is waiting there to interview, my idol. and it was 25 minutes of pure torture. it was all my fault. the second night, i nailed it. >> jimmy: the first night, i know you asked us to put together a little blooper reel to illustrate. >> i won't look.

it's going to be painful. here is me sucking. >> i'm dana carvey sitting in for jimmy kimmel. we have quentin tarantino, jd beck, and anderson pack. plus america's sweetheart, guillermo does america's pastime proud. >> guillermo. >> oh. [ bleep ] damn it. >> plus america's sweetheart guillermo does america's -- >> guillermo. >> plus, america's sweetheart -- [ bleep ]. [ applause ] >> what if we change it to hee. >> i don't know why this is happening. i really feel bad. >>. >> guillermo: you should do it in the voice of bill clinton. >> plus, guillermo plays in the all-star celebrity softball game where it's not required to be threat or sober. thanks, sherrilynn, i'm dana carvey. >> ravi. >> thanks, i'm dana carvey.

thanks, dan and ama, alma. >> alma. >> plus, america's sweetheart guillermo does america's pastime proud in the all-star celebrity softball game next on "jimmy kimmel live!"! [ cheering ] >> jimmy: you got it. >> agh! i was not meant to be a talk show host. >> jimmy: did anything like that ever happen to you on "saturday night live" where you screwed the whole thing up? >> oh my god. one time they put a guy who was about 7 feet tall in front of the church lady cue cards. so the show is live. and his head is blocking the cue cards. why would they put lurch from the adams family in the front row? well, i can't really see. satan, we had all kind of [ bleep ] shows there. live. >> jimmy: you somehow managed to cover them well, because i never really took note of anything like that. >> it probably wasn't a healthy thing. i think the live in ones as bush were so nerve-racking because

you're the first one out there on "snl." >> jimmy: right. >> the crowd is like this. five seconds! and then there is a red light and live to 20 million people. not going to do it. and i do it for nine minutes. and i got so bored, i just -- in the early days he would say, well, i'm george bush, not going to do it. but by year four, not gonna. and they went with it. any way. i digress. >> jimmy: do you vote early? wait in line? >> i always vote early. i voted last year. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i don't leave anything to chance. it's a good time to be on a talk show. a big day tomorrow. >> jimmy: are you nervous? how do you feel about it? >> i'm a little tingly all over. i don't know. i'm a casual observer. i like to watch the people. obama came out, rock star of all time over the weekend. >> jimmy: yeah, he is good. >> he does this thing with his hands. you got to vote, you got to

vote. and he had people behind him, started brilliantly, you got to vote you got to vote, you got to vote, you got to vote. and i thought this guy, he is the greatest orator of this generation. >> jimmy: he is something else. you watch him. i was watching him this week. man, if this guy were just a little older, he could be president. >> he's too young. i know. now he goes around to primary schools and he gives little talks, you know, to kids. and it's like just sort of the itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout. but there was no water because of damn climate change. >> jimmy: hey, you know, do you do, besides the church lady, obviously, do you do female? do you imitate women or all men? >> i used to do zaza gabor. it goes way back. we had jan hooks. we had great women on our show.

>> jimmy: i see. >> now the men do the women and the women do the men. i just had one lady, and that bitch bought me a house. >> jimmy: she sure did. [ applause ] do you ever feel like you're going crazy with all the voices in your head? >> yes. no, i don't. i mean, i'm coming on to him. i'm still having fun with trump. i did love the jokes. trump teasing what he is going to do, and he is not making the announcement, is so funny to me. let me tell you, i'm going to be saying something very soon. we're going the say it and we're going to do it. and we want to do it. and we're going to say things like you wouldn't believe. and many people say they don't want to see it. they don't like that, but we're going to do it any way. we're going to do it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: he has full arguments with himself. >> i know. i love to live in that guy's head. and then of course, joe biden. >> jimmy: yeah, who is more fun is joe? no, not as much fun, right? >> trump is a one-off. but biden is come on.

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top ten. >> top ten, yeah. i don't want to beat my other show "fly on the wall david spade" but i call him every day, ahead of you. even though it's my podcast too. but this is a scripted audio comedy podcast. >> it's the only one that has a fake album too. >> wait a minute, we're going gift vinyls out to everybody. it was loosely based on the "twilight zone"." >> jimmy: loosely. looks like pretty tightly based. >> that's our character rod. we couldn't say the serling part. but that's rod. he is our host of these episodes in "the weird place." and it was hard to master that. i was not like old timey radio in 1948 in kansas where it's pitch-black for a thousand miles. everyone is huddled by the radio. the shadow knows -- not today, man. you replace that scene for "friends" and you know who minutes in, they check their phone. that's pretty good, i like that.

>> jimmy: but it's different when you're alone and listening to it. you really give a po cast your undivided attention. >> we went downtown with it. we went a little crazy. we decided it wasn't good. we kept doing it and doing it and we did it and did it again. the voices in my head. come on, no show, not kidding around. >> jimmy: in 15 years there will be no dana carvey. >> i'll just be in a rubber room. >> jimmy: a lot of different characters. >> but we teamed with team coco, because they're our team. so they had access to the warner's library. we got all that music. and so. >> jimmy: oh. >> we went through thousands of hours to give it an orchestral score. we went crazy with the sound effects. so the reaction is beyond what we could have expressed in words because, you know, we're so pleased everyone's loving it. >> jimmy: you coco. conan o'brien? >> conan o'brien. >> jimmy: is he a part of the podcast itself? > yes, there is an easter egg. conan and rod have a bit of an

issue, and it's in there at a certain point. you'll find it. a little tease. but i would check it out. if you have kids that are 10 years old, it's '60s style. there is no swear words, violence or sex. >> jimmy: oh. >> but the funniest thing i've ever been involved with. i love it. >> jimmy: wow! that's really saying something. >> i got to do so many characters. >> jimmy: how many characters are you doing in this? >> 391. >> jimmy: wow, that's a lot of characters. >> i didn't want to make it live. a thousand voices, deign dan and dana carvey. no. we have other actors who interviewed on a companion piece which is talking weird where rod has a talk show and he interviews these other actors. >> jimmy: so you are the narrater and then the host of the post show? >> yeah. rod will guide you through. he has his own talk show called talking weird which he talks about all things the weird place. >> jimmy: are you seeing a psychiatrist? >> i was in therapy for five years. i got conan o'brien's therapist. >> jimmy: is that right?

>> yeah, she was great. >> jimmy: she quit him? >> no, not at all. i'll check in with her. i needed it because i was such a people pleaser. the first day she said i think you're a people pleers. that's a great observation! she said i was passive aggressive. i i've known myself 60 years. you've known me five minutes. but you're probably right. these are the jokes. we all need therapy today with the way the world is going, come on, man. >> jimmy: do you try to entertain your therapist while you're getting therapy? >> just a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> i did one session as the church lady. [ laughter ] and she is real you really shouldn't be doing this. this is something i hope people check out. it is in the top ten. >> jimmy: it is in the top ten. >> in all podcasts on apple, which is amazing. >> jimmy: look out, david spade. it turns out david spade is probably holding you back in some ways.

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>> that's a direct hit! that's a direct hit! >> at this a boy, jesse. >> "devotion" opens in theaters november 23rd. say hello to jonathan majors! ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: jonathan, now that's a -- that's a movie clip right there. i mean, that was exciting. >> it's a movie, man, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: are you really in the plane? >> am i really in the plane? yes, i am. >> jimmy: you are? >> and that flying was real. so was the lunch that came up. got put back down. yeah. >> jimmy: so that was a vintage

airplane, i assume. >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: it was? >> and you think vintage, cool, cool, dope. but fun fact. planes are -- random people own them. so they're like hobbyist. so we got our planes from joe, bill, guys, oh, 1950s airplane. and we took that plane, and we painted it and made it work for the coarsair. but there was no inspection. >> jimmy: what? >> there is no kicking the tires or anything like that. okay, this is the plane. get in it and act. okay. action. let's go. >> jimmy: whoa. this seems like a very bad idea. >> it's a great idea. ignorance is bliss. >> jimmy: it's a great story, though. it's an incredible story. it's a story i didn't know. did you know this story? >> i hadn't heard of it. >> jimmy: jesse brown, the first african american naval aviator. >> hardest thing for anybody wearing wings. that's a line from the movie.

>> jimmy: had a hard time even getting to that spot. >> yeah. the guy was born in mississippi. born in the mud, share croppers were his parents. and somehow he made his way to the sky, you know. it wasn't just a naval aviator. was the first black naval aviator, and on record the best naval aviator in his squadron, the v-32. [ applause ] >> jimmy: your co-star in this movie is glenn powell, who was in "top gun". >> he is a big dog. >> jimmy: he is kind of a pilot now like in everyone's eyes. >> glenn is actually a pilot. not in everyone's eyes, in the state, in the world. he can fly a plane. >> jimmy: i would hope so at this point. yeah. he played hang man in "top gun". >> he did with tom cruise. and he came to me. >> jimmy: he came to you. he recruited you to be in this film in an interesting way, didn't he? >> yes. he tried to enlist me. and pretty standard procedure.

you have a meeting. hey, you want to be in the movie? yeah, wicked. love to try it. met the director. next thing is to meet with glenn powell, who is also our executive producer. he brought the story to et cetera, et cetera. so we're to meet. and i say to him, we're in new york city at the time, and he wants to meet. yeah, man, let's go to the russian turkish bath house. and he goes what? yeah, bro. russian turkish bath house. now standard hollywood meeting you're what, st. vincent bungalow? >> jimmy: san vicente bungalow, beverly hills hotel. >> not us, no. we went to the hottest place in new york city. >> jimmy: now describe this place, because there are big russian guys like tree branches. >> right? >> yep, yep. it's hell. >> jimmy: it's hell? >> it's hell. war is hell. it was a bit of an audition of friendship and camaraderie and he showed up. looking like a million bucks,

like hangman, those piercing blue ice and brilliant smile. and i walked him into the ninth circle of hell. and we sat there. >> jimmy: maked? >> completely naked. >> jimmy: this is your first meeting. >> got to jump into the deep end. it's the navy, the navy, in the deep end. >> jimmy: got you. >> we went. he showed up. he was in his flight jacket. i get it, you're in "top gun." cool. new movie. and we sat in there, and just like we are, but it was probably hundreds degrees more and we talked about the story and we talked about the relationship between tom hudner, who was his wingman, jesse brown's wingman, and what the story meant. again, this is the handshake for jesse brown. no one's heard this story before. he is a hero. an actual super hero. >> jimmy: american hero, yeah. >> we sweated it out. we took a handshake and went and

had mezcal. >> jimmy: nice. >> and we made a movie. >> jimmy: now there is another true story that you're starting in, "ant-man 3." you play kang the conqueror. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i would love to be kang the conqueror. i would imagine it makes you very happy to be kang the conqueror. yeah, right? >> yeah, it's great. it's great. i wonder if you would be as happy being kang the conqueror when you got to get up at 4:30 and go to the gym. >> jimmy: no, i wouldn't want to go to the gym part. >> and back at 7:00. >> jimmy: i would want to be kang the relaxer is what i'd want to be. speaking of health, you're on the cover of "men's health" magazine here. [ cheering ] >> this is not a muscle that other people have. this is like a new muscle you've invented. >> that's the conquering muscle. >> jimmy: that's the conquerer muscle? oh, i was wondering what that was specifically. come on, now. that's ridiculous.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: i see why you wanted glenn to come into the russian bath house with you oh, yeah, you're in good shape? wait until you get a load of this. yeah, that's intimidating. and then this is surprising to me is you're juggling, which i would not think of you as a juggler. are you a real juggler? can you juggle? because have i some oranges here. [ cheering ] and if you're willing, let's see. >> okay. i am a real juggler. it was a requirement to graduate from drama school. >> jimmy: was it really? >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: wow. >> should we do it sit organize standing? >> jimmy: whatever i you like. >> standing. yes, ma'am. okay, with the lights. ♪ [ laughter ]

>> bring it. >> jimmy: that's juggling music. ♪ [ cheering ] >>jimmy: unbelievable. he does it all. kang the juggler. thank you very much for being here. jonathan majors, everybody. go see "devotion" november 23rd. it opens in theaters. we'll be back with sofaygo. ♪ >> the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes.

the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to dane deign dana carvey and jonathan majors. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first his album "pink heartz" comes out friday. here with the song,"fosho," sofaygo!

♪ ♪ you know me you know how i am only kick it with the real cause i'm nothing like them ♪ ♪ i see right through you and all your fake grins don't do fake friends circle small ♪ ♪ no i cannot hang with y'all already on game fasho some things never change i ♪ i just put you on game ♪ ♪ fasho fasho out of this lonely world it's cold ♪ cold in this okay you might need a coat in this i'ma just gon hop in my spaceship ♪ ♪ and you know that

might just float in this okay i like to wear black all the time and i pop out ♪ ♪ and look like crow in this if you present me that paper i might just say it and pop out a show in this ♪ ♪ i got my bankroll in this i might just explode in this she hand me the i dove on that ♪ feel like i'm osama i blow up the ♪ ♪ yeah lil' faygo hit that lil' boy with the he don't even know what that is ♪ ♪ yeah that's that that don't miss yeah you don't wanna go there with me ♪ ♪ you can run but it's gonna catch ya ♪ ♪ you know me you know how i am only kick it with the real cause i'm nothing like them ♪ ♪ i see right through you and all your fake grins don't do fake friends circle small ♪ ♪ no i cannot hang with y'all

already on game fasho some things never change i just put you on game ♪ ♪ fasho fasho out of this lonely world it's cold out of this lonely world ♪ [ cheering ] ♪

this is "nightline." >> tonight, midterm showdown. it's election eve as millions of americans head to the polls. control of congress is on the line. nationwide, democrats and republicans banking on different strategies. democrats hoping that abortion will galvanize women voters and get them to the polls. >> it is a decision that should be made between a doctor and a woman. >> someone else's beliefs should not dictate everyone else's rights. >> republicans focusing on the economy and crime. >> my top three would be the economy, inflation, and probably crime and safety. >> i don't like these high gas prices. i don't like the high food prices. >> our