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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" tonight -- jason momoa. luke grimes. and music from lainey wilson. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much. welcome. oh, that's very nice. guillermo. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. please relax. it's too much already. and to our viewers watching at home, thank you for joining us after the cma awards. tonight is the biggest night in country music. they're saying it could take days, maybe even weeks, to figure out who won tonight. [ laughter ] votes in some of the major categories are still being tallied. could come down to a runoff etween carrie underwood and

morgan wallen. [ laughter ] so we'll keep an eye on that. yesterday, of course, was an very important day in american history. it was tara reid's 47th birthday. [ laughter ] and also election day. i feel like everyone is exhausted. this is the first election where people don't even have the energy to threaten to move to canada. we just want to go to sleep. [ laughter ] democrats were riding high today. even though they probably lost the house. could still lose the senate. it's like "great news! we didn't get beaten as badly as everyone expected us to!" [ laughter ] whatever happens, it was less of a red wave and more of a purple nurple. [ laughter ] america twisted donald trump chubby little nipples into a balloon animal last night. [ laughter ] many in magaland were expecting a big victory. at the beginning of the day, there was a lot of this on twitter. p"yes! we are coming for you demon crats. we are going to impeach that demented alleged kid f-er potato head five times. lock up hunter and dr. fauci. kick nancy to the curb. and go mega maga on your asses."

[ laughter ] and then two hours later. "over it. going to bed." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] manic episode concluded, i guess. and the truth is, we still don't really know where we stand. we are still awaiting results in a couple of key states. including arizona and nevada. we might not have the results from nevada until the weekend. which is just crazy. nevada, this is a state where you've got slot machines. you've got poker machines. you've got keno, bingo. you go into a sports book, they're tallying up the odds for every game. every horse race. every jai alai game in the world. all of those scores and odds somehow appear on a giant video board in realtime. and it takes them five days to count a bunch of cardboard. [ laughter ] people are thrown out of casinos for counting cards. and now they have no one left to count them. [ laughter ] so we don't know about nevada. but what we do know and it looks like lauren boebert of colorado may be out on her ass. [ cheers and applause ]

there she is. she's like 70 votes behind with 95% of the votes reported. i wonder what she'll do if that holds up? my guess is, either fox news correspondent, bathroom attendant at cracker barrel, or mannequin at her local bass pro shop. [ laughter ] down in georgia, herschel walker and raphael warnock are headed to a runoff. "runoff" is also what herschel does when one of his kids shows up with a dna kit. [ laughter and applause ] do it, i guess, again. very close race. 49.2 to 48.7 percent. to win, without a runoff, you have to get to 50 in georgia. imagine being the staffer who had to explain that one to herschel walker. "you got 48% which is less than 50%." "who?" [ laughter ] republicans are disappointed walker couldn't seal the deal. they thought he had this thing all knocked up. but despite the fact that he did

not get more votes than his opponent, herschel remained unfazed and unintelligible. >> i'm not ricky bobby. i don't come to lose. just hang in there a little bit longer, because something good, it takes awhile for it to get better. >> jimmy: that's right. [ laughter ] something good, it takes awhile for it to get better. so true. and it only got weirder from there. >> he put his kid in a room with nothing but toys, put his positive kid in a room of horse manure. after awhile, this little kid, i don't want this, i want that. he looks on the kid with the horse manure, he got a shoulder, shoving hole over his shoaler, laughing and singing. "as much horse manure as there is in this room, must be a pony at the bottom of it." and the reason i'm telling you that right now, guys, we got a

pony in this right here, i can tell you this right 4. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. at the end of every room full of manure, you know the old thing. what is he saying? it's like a riddle a troll makes you solve in order to cross the bridge. [ laughter ] the runoff will happen on december 6th. it could very well determine which party takes the senate. but more importantly, we get another month of herschel walker on the campaign trail. which is clearly a gift from comedy god. [ laughter ] at the governor level, democrats had their best midterm since 1986. several incumbents held on to their seats, including a dynamo in wisconsin named tony eevers. >> i'm incredibly proud to be the 46th governor of the state of wisconsin. and i am jazzed as hell to tell you that on january 3rd, 2023, i will still be the 46th governor of the state of wisconsin.

holy mackerel, folks, how about that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: holy mackerel, folks. got the wristband on. the skim milk is really starting to kick in! [ laughter ] he is jazzed as hell. [ laughter ] >> wisconsin, as it turns out, boring wins. >> jimmy: boring wins. and then, sadly, they gave him a wedgie and took his lunch money. [ laughter ] congratulations to him. one of the biggest wins for democrats was in pennsylvania. [ cheers ] where john fetterman beat dr. oz. you have to love the fact that the slick tv doctor lost to a guy who dresses like bill belichick on game day. [ laughter ] this is at his acceptance speech. on the bright side, dr. oz can go back to what he does best, analyzing the shape and color of our stool. [ laughter ] oprah is sitting at home cackling like a "game of thrones" villain. "tell mehmet i want him to know

it was me." [ laughter ] dr. oz was expected to win. and if you saw him on "fox & friends" yesterday morning, the morning of the election, the excitement for his campaign was irresistible. >> dr. oz, good morning to you. >> good morning. this is our home diner. i live about ten minutes from here, it's very convenient. there's a lot of enthusiasm behind me. i finally got them to sit down so we could get our interview in. >> jimmy: it's like beatle mania, people are going crazy! [ laughter ] can you hear me over the roar of seniors eating scrambles eggs, steve? [ laughter ] dr. oz lost his tv show and an election in the same year. that hasn't happened since magic johnson ran for comptroller back in 1998. [ laughter ] and he might have a hard time getting back into mar-a-lago. trump is said to be "livid" after dr. oz lost. and was reportedly "screaming at everyone" when the numbers came in. he was really mad. they say the last time trump was this disappointed was when eric was born. [ laughter ]

according to maggie haberman of "the new york times," she tweeted, "trump is indeed 4 cancerous this morning, particularly about mehmet oz, is blaming everyone who advised him to back oz, including his wife, describing it as not her best decision." might even be her second worst decision. [ laughter ] trump is so angry at melania, they're no longer sleeping in separate beds. [ laughter ] they had a victory party planned at mar-a-lago and everything. it was uncomfortable. three doors down was like, "we're still getting paid, right?" but the prevailing wisdom among democrats and republicans is that republicans might have done better without trump, and you know this is going to get under his pumpkin spiced skin. >> the biggest loser tonight is donald trump. >> donald trump was the big loser. >> this man is a loser. >> he's the biggest loser in american politics. >> big losers are going to be donald trump. >> trump is not a national winner. >> this is a resounding loss for him. >> not only is donald trump the

loser, we already heard jon karl say donald trump was the biggest loser of the night, do you agree? >> here's no question. >> trump was the biggest loser last night. i know he hates hearing that. >> biggest loser tonight, that's on fox news digital. >> donald trump is the biggest loser. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: must-see tv is back. i don't know, that's not fair. his candidates did just as well as trump airlines, trump steaks, trump university. and would a loser today post something like this? "now that the election in florida is over, and everything went quite well. shouldn't it be said that in 2020, i got 1.1 million more votes in florida than ron d. got this year? 5.7 million to 4.6 million? just asking." oh, man. those two are going to devour each other. [ laughter ] it's so pathetic. trump is becoming the gop version of that guy who graduated high school two years ago, but is still hanging around the football games. [ laughter ]

trying to pick up girls in his toyota corolla. [ laughter ] i got an overdose of cable news last night. i went to bed having dreams about steve kornacki trapping john king in his magic wall. [ laughter ] there was a lot of coverage, plenty of solid coverage yesterday. but the best of the night, as far as i'm concerned, the gold standard for election results shows, came from recount chocula himself. rudy giuliani. >> the republicans could get to 51. they have to win pennsylvania, nevada, and wisconsin, and arizona. three of the four. three of these four. looks like they're going to win one, wisconsin. >> jimmy: we can't see the white board, rudy! [ laughter ] see what happens when you let your cat run the camera? [ laughter ] poor rudy's living in the attic now? [ laughter ] one of the things we learned last night is that most americans believe women should have control of their bodies, which is remarkable. [ cheers and applause ]

voters supported abortion rights in all the states it was on the ballot. five states voted on whether or not slavery should be banned. alabama, tennessee, and vermont voted to ban it. oregon is still counting votes. and louisiana, voted to keep it. for real. slavery is a legal form of punishment for criminals in louisiana. remind me not to illegally cross the street, remind me not to go there. [ laughter ] pretty nuts that this was on the ballot. along with legalizing vape juice. but it was. the local fox affiliate in memphis, tennessee, posted a tweet. i don't know, to inform or celebrate, i'm not sure. "you decide, slavery banned!" congratulations! welcome to the 1870s. [ laughter ] recreational cannabis was also on the ballot in a bunch of states. maryland and missouri voted to legalize pot for adults over 21. whereas voters in arkansas, north dakota, and south dakota

said no. which is weird. you'd think with a name like "dakota" they'd be more chill, right? [ laughter ] legalized marijuana is a long time coming in maryland. particularly since their state flag looks like it was designed by the guys from cypress hill. [ laughter ] now that the midterms are mostly over, the focus shifts to who will run in 2024. you've got biden, who said today he'll decide early next year what he's going to do. trump, definitely running. desantis, gavin newsom. and maybe even a wild card candidate. someone who has recently divested himself of his business conflicts. someone whose name has been on the ballot before. and someone who just entered the world of board games to burnish his financial credentials. >> from the makers of monopoly, the game of shrewd financial decisions, comes the opposite of that. monopol-ye. the game where you start as a billionaire rapper shoemaker and see how much of it you can use. >> i get the hat. >> i call the yeezy.

>> i get the white lives matter shirt. >> make your way around the board while trying to end as many business relationships as possible. >> i lost adidas! >> that will cost you $600 million. >> try not to land on tweet street. >> i'm going def come 3 on jewish people, $300 million! >> something crazy every time. >> escorted out of skechers headquarters! >> watch out for the ye say cards. >> clean your nose by jewish doctor do i have to say this? >> yes. >> ye say hitler was pretty great. >> praise hitler and go straight to cancel corner. play till you're the biggest broke gold digger of all. >> did he really say that? >> not yet, but he will. monopol-ye, from the makers of nahtzee. >> jimmy: fun for the whole

klan. we have a great show for you tonight. luke grimes is here. we've got music from lainey wilson. and we'll be right back with jason momoa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. from the enormous hit show "yellowstone," luke grimes is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, she is the most nominated artist at the cmas tonight. her album is called "bell bottom country." lainey wilson from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] she rushed her from nashville specifically for the show. tomorrow night, brian tyree henry. and lizzy caplan with music from young the giant.

so join us for that too. our first guest is the half human, half atlantean. king of the ocean. now he's half monster too. in the fantasy adventure "slumberland," it premieres on netflix november 18th. please welcome jason momoa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: this is your outfit from the movie? >> yes. i love this character. i'm a -- i just take everything from all my shows. >> jimmy: can i tell you something? i'm not sure in 20 years anyone has ever come out wearing their outfit, their costume from the movie before. >> thank you, jimmy. > jimmy: and with a guinness, no less, as well.

[ cheers ] very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: the last time you were on the show was on zoom. i'm glad -- i feel safer when you're in the building. [ laughter ] you actually, like -- you know, a lot of people are superheroes and you go, yeah, not really, when you see them in person. i could see you saving us. [ laughter ] >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: thank you. i know you got a tattoo. a very -- >> subtle one. >> jimmy: a subtle tattoo on your head since last i say you. [ cheers ] that's a serious, no kidding around tattoo. >> yes. >> jimmy: what is the design? what does that represent? >> it represents protection for my family. >> jimmy: it's a family crest? pattern? >> yes, kind of. it's an ehai. it's for the spheres. and i got it done the traditional way. and you get it tapped. >> jimmy: the traditional way looks very painful. in fact, the traditional way, looks like you've got a bunch of

muscular guys holding you down. [ laughter ] >> all my beautiful family. and yeah, it was a blessing. it's extremely painful. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> but yeah, i definitely met my ancestors. >> jimmy: how long did it take? >> 2 1/2 hours. which felt like 24 hours. >> jimmy: then, like, what happens if you get a role-playing benjamin franklin or something? [ laughter ] can you cover it? >> as long as i grow my hair out. i don't think benny's going to be rolling this hairdo. >> jimmy: do you call d.c., "i know i'm aquaman, but i'm going to be --" >> i know you kno i don't ask for permission. >> jimmy: you definitely didn't ask for permission did you? >> no. >> jimmy: did you tell them? do they know? did anybody weigh in, hey, aquaman's got a tattoo? >> haven't heard from them yet. i think it's going to go well. "aquaman 2" is in the can, it's going to be good. >> jimmy: so that's already done. you did a commercial with lebron james, right? >> i did.

>> jimmy: how -- now, how did that go? >> he's awesome. >> jimmy: because he's one of the few guys that make you feel a little bit -- >> it's great, you're looking up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you like that? >> yeah, looking up. he's just a thoroughbred, man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i never met a real basketball star up close. and i was like, wow. 20 years at it. just unbelievable. >> jimmy: you had never met a basketball player, huh? >> no, i've never even been to a game before. >> jimmy: you never have? >> never have. >> jimmy: wow. have you played basketball? >> yeah. >> jimmy: uh-huh? [ laughter ] >> yeah. i'm better at hitting things. >> jimmy: you're better at -- >> jimmy, i'm more of a contact guy. >> jimmy: would you bite into a asketball and pop it, do you think? >> yeah, oh, that would be a fun thing to try sometime. >> jimmy: you do this commercial with lebron? >> yes. it's crazy. i get a call, randomly. from my agent, that they want me to a nike commercial with lebron. i was like, oh, great. they're like, turns out eddie murphy can't do it. i'm like --

[ laughter ] i'm number two to eddie murphy. that's tough. >> jimmy: i do think of you both -- >> yes, father time -- obviously eddie's way better, but when you can't get eddie murphy you call jason momoa. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you ever imagine in your life they'd be the guy they call after eddie murphy? >> no, the biggest compliment i had in my life. >> jimmy: they had to know he drops out. i drops out of literally every single thing, right? >> i've got your back, eddie. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this photograph. this is -- i assume happens in hawaii. you're deep sea fishing there. [ cheers and applause ] none of the other guys are wearing one of these. [ laughter ] >> that's a traditional malao, what the hawaiians wear. i'm doing a show. i'm the creator, writer, director, producer, actor on this apple series called "chief of war."

it's 1780s, 1790s hawaii. that's what i wear every day. i was getting into the role, i like to get into character. tanning my white ass. [ laughter ] it's a second, he happened to take a little photo. >> jimmy: the latest in fishing gear, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] the fish had to be confused when aquaman, he's like, oh, hey, aquaman! and you're like, hey, wind the hook! [ laughter ] we thought you were our friend! >> we thought you were our friend, man! [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, you know what i like to go fishing but we never dress like this. it's never -- yeah, that's something. and that's comfortable? >> oh my god, yes. >> jimmy: it is? >> i actually don't like wearing clothes anymore. >> jimmy: is that true? >> i wear it every day. i wear it all the time. >> jimmy: you wear this to the some market or something? >> well, i mean -- >> jimmy: would you shop -- >> i can't really go to the supermarket in it. i'd like to. >> jimmy: would you wear this to

the movies? >> no, jimmy, i don't want to catch something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right. are you wearing this under your clothes right now? >> of course. >> jimmy: are you really? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: is it made out of leather? i'm having a hard time figuring out what it's -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. wow. let me tell you, i've never felt more like danny devito than i do right now. [ laughter ] jason momoa is here!

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you're different than i imagined. >> handsomer? more gorgeous-er, if you will? >> hairier. smellier. >> hm. >> i mean -- i know you're not real, but i always pictured, like, a normal human being. >> okay, you just said four insulting things on top of each other. rude. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's jason momoa in "slumberland" which is a netflix production. based on a comic strip, right? >> based on a comic strip from 1905, it's wonderful. >> jimmy: 1905? >> 1905. it's a -- it's a -- i cried, i laughed reserve. i never had an opportunity to be in a comedy, this is my first time. >> jimmy: is that right? >> first comedy, 24 years in this business, i never made anyone lafayette. so please watch it. i just want to do comedies. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i have a feeling my kids are going to love this movie. have you watched this with your kids yet? >> oh my god, they love it, it's wonderful.

lola is just like -- yeah. babies absolutely love it. >> jimmy: yeah. are they impressed by you being in the movie, or just like, yeah? >> they're stem-cell still kind of there. 14, 15. still hard times but they still love me -- i think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you saying if they don't acknowledge your work -- >> no, no, i'm not saying that! >> jimmy: if so, i'm in a lot of trouble. [ laughter ] >> my kids are like -- >> jimmy: i'm like, guess who's in paw patrol? they're like, yeah, whatever. not impressed. >> i want to do some roles where my babies see it. we're going to go tonight. >> jimmy: have you worked with a kid actor before? >> i haven't. my first time. marlowe barkley is amazing. i'm really excited for the world to see what this little girl does. she steals the show and is wonderful. >> jimmy: what about that pig? that wasn't really, that was imaginary? [ laughter ] >> i let people decide that for themselves. >> jimmy: you've been, on a more

serious note, you've been working with this charity called be the match. >> yes. >> jimmy: tell me what that is, exactly. >> one of my best friends, travis, is -- has leukemia. and i learned that -- just to swab your cheek, a company called be the match, that you could swab your cheek, you could be part of the registry. the registry is so little. and you can be a superhero. you can save someone's life by just doing it. >> jimmy: people are nervous about doing that, first of all, i don't think most people realize you just swab the cheek. i think people think it's some kind of a painful thing to give a sample. >> literally takes -- like what we do for covid, i do it every day for covid. swab your cheek, send it in, you can be the match or not. decide to help someone or not. but it's just to be part of the registry. >> jimmy: and they also, i think -- people think it's very painful, which is not necessarily true as well, to do that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if everybody was on the registry, yeah -- i mean, obviously when this happens -- >> i look at it this way. if we were all part of a village

and two of you needed help and you're going to die, wouldn't we all help the two people? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. >> yeah, i mean, of course. and there's a certain age where it can be -- but i'm like, the more i can help. and he's beat leukemia, this is his third time, he's beat it twice. there's other ways of getting to be able to save him, but we're so close. >> jimmy: that's great. be the match? >> be the match. swab your cheek are help be a part of the registry. just an amazing thing and save somebody's life. >> jimmy: i'm glad you have your clothes on while you're talking about this. [ laughter ] >> me, too. >> jimmy: you don't want to swab the wrong cheek, you know what i'm saying? [ rim shot ] thank you, thank you. jason momoa, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] his movie is called "slumber land." premieres on netflix november 18th. we'll be back with luke grimes. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with luke grimes. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey how are finals going? not good ma, i'm out of ink and if i don't get this paper printed by 8, i'm gonna fail.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, we are back. music from lainey wilson is on the way. you know our next guest as kayce dutton, wrangler of horses and humans too. alongside his tv dad, kevin costner, on the huge hit show "yellowstone." >> get back! on the other side! get back! >> stay where you are! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: season five of "yellowstone" premieres sunday on paramount network. please welcome luke grimes.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ good to have you here. did you -- is that you really roping? are you roping the guy and pulling him up? >> yeah, that's all me, man, all me. >> jimmy: i imagine you do some roping? like you can rope? >> yeah, i've been trying to learn. >> jimmy: probably not safe to practice roping -- >> on humans, no. >> jimmy: on other humans, yeah. >> not a good idea. >> jimmy: one of the first rules of acting, really. >> exactly, yeah. >> jimmy: it's very good to have you here. >> thanks. >> jimmy: where are you from originally? >> ohio. dayton, ohio. [ cheers ] mixed? >> jimmy: now you've got this whole cowboy thing going on, right? >> yeah, i guess. >> jimmy: you weren't a cowboy in dayton, right? >> no, no, not at all. >> jimmy: yeah. i like to wear shirts like that, my wife's like, "what do you

think, you're a cowboy?" [ laughter ] >> you can put it off, man. >> jimmy: not according to her, no. [ laughter ] so you're on the show which is really one ofthe most popular shows of the decade, really, on television. [ cheers and applause ] you play the son of one of the most successful and talented actors and directors and writers and all that stuff. >> yeah. >> jimmy: kevin costner. did you know kevin before this show? >> no, i didn't know him. but he was my first-ever celebrity sighting. >> jimmy: oh. >> first time i came to l.a., my sister bought me a plane ticket for my 17th birthday so i could come to l.a. i always wanted to move here and act, all that stuff. we come, we're looking for celebrities. we get those maps. driving up, seeing closed gates. trying to find celebrity homes. finally, walking down sunset, they're having a movie premiere down the street. kevin costner gets out of the car. it's the first famous person i'd

ever seen, and my mom short circuited. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> it was the first time i saw the power of kevin costner. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, for sure. what did she do? do she embarrass herself? >> her voice hit a register i didn't know she had. [ laughter ] she was yelling his name, she got his attention, it worked. >> jimmy: she did. now since that -- does kevin know this story? >> i don't know if he does. he's met my mom. >> jimmy: he has? >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did she do it again? >> yeah, they took a photo together and she kind of put a death grip on him. she was attached to him for five minutes. i had to pry her off kevin costner. >> jimmy: have you considered, you play his television son. in a way, that makes him her real-life husband, i guess. [ laughter ] >> that's really weird, man. >> jimmy: yeah. just trying to get into your mom's head, you know? you live in montana now? >> yeah. >> jimmy: seems like a lot of gates that work on that show are like, "i'm staying." >> yeah, man. it's hard not to fall in love

with that place, you know. it's gorgeous, i work there, so why not? >> jimmy: have you met huey lewis yet? >> i have. ken and judy, who you know. >> jimmy: i know ken and judy. >> i met him at their house. >> jimmy: you did? >> neighbors of mine, yeah. >> jimmy: huey, ken, and judy. like a puppet show up there. [ laughter ] well, that's good. do you fish? are you a fly fisherman? >> i like to fish. i like to hunt more. i've gotten into the fly fishing. you love -- >> jimmy: i love it. i started up there. yeah. huey's home, fishing. what do you hunt for? >> deer and elk. >> jimmy: bow? >> both. >> jimmy: bow, yeah, that's the way the real hunters do it, right? >> yeah. it's a lot harder. the archery is much, much harder for sure. >> jimmy: judy really knows how to handle a bow. >> is that right? i'll have to ask her. >> jimmy: i don't know, i just made that up. [ laughter ] there you are on the cover of "cowboys and indians" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] a real magazine.

i didn't know if this was a joke or something like that. i went back throug and looked a lot of cowboys on the cover, not too many indians. [ laughter ] cowboys are dominating the cover of this magazine. >> that's true, we should talk to someone over there, you know? >> jimmy: it's a great source for turquoise pendants, for real. [ laughter ] if you're looking for one. do your friends in ohio look at this and go, "look at him on cowboys and indians magazine? >> no, they knew i was a cowboy. >> jimmy: they knew it? >> it was always in here, man, ready to go. >> jimmy: that's what they say, the cowboy is really inside you. unless you're in montana. did the locals -- are they happy that you're up there? i know huey moved there full-time in the '80s, they still think of him as an outsider. >> yeah, they've been -- they've been nice to us. i think, you know -- because of the show and stuff. >> jimmy: right. >> it's kind of a locals-only place. >> jimmy: they don't want people moving in, taking their places, all that stuff. >> yeah, exactly. we had friends come to visit from california, they had their california plates. they wrote "go back" in the dust

on their window. [ laughter ] kind of like that. >> jimmy: in the dust, though, which is not bad. you know. a little car wash, you've got no problem at all. did they feel weird about that, the friends? did they feel unwelcome? >> i don't think they knew what it meant. i think they just didn't know how to take it. >> jimmy: do you experience any of that kind of outsider suspicion or whatever it is? >> i've experienced that my whole life anyway. >> jimmy: you have? do you hang out there, like in the town? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you do? where do you go? >> there's a bar i like. i better not say the name, then everybody would know where i live. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> great bar, a lot of locals. one of my favorite locals is this guy, he rides his horse to the bar. ties up. gets hammered till closing time. then ubers his horse home. [ laughter ] it's amazing. >> jimmy: what do you mean, he eveners his horse home? >> he's got a horse uber. he jumps on, drunkenly trots home. >> jimmy: the horse knows how to get home? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. does the horse talk? is it like a mr. ed smarthorse?

that's pretty crazy. >> yeah, that's a real guy. >> jimmy: cma awards are tonight. really, your name, luke grimes, it's like -- you're three-quarters of the way to being a country star already. do you sing? >> no, it's just my name, that's why i'm doing it. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> just kidding you. >> jimmy: you do sing? >> yeah. >> jimmy: have you recorded any stuff? >> yeah, i'm in the process right now. we're doing an album, should be out beginning next year. >> jimmy: is that right? oh, wow. does huey know about this? do you go down the block and ask for help? >> he knows. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. life is good, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: everybody's excited about this new season of the show. >> yeah. me too. >> jimmy: i like that those were canadian rustlers trying to steal the horses. we haven't had canadian villains in anything for a long time. [ laughter ] i don't know that there are even any villains in canada. >> no. i think -- but that's what makes our show interesting, right? >> jimmy: yeah, right.

>> jimmy: a real new angle. you know what they do when they steal a horse, they apologize immediately. [ laughter ] then the horse takes them right home. it's very good to have you here. season five of "yellowstone" premieres this sunday, 8:00 on paramount network. luke grimes, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] thank you, luke. we'll be right back with lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: oh, hi, there. just reading "cowboys and indians" magazine. we've got to get you in this, guillermo. >> guillermo: yeah, make it happen, jimmy. >> jimmy: at least in an ad. make you could be a part of klineschmidt's. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: fantastic. >> jimmy: be there with a lady, twirl that moustache really good. >> guillermo: use the power, make it happen, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know if your wife is interested in some

jewelry from rocki gorman. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: maybe not. >> jimmy: visit rocki and her posse on cowboy christmas '22 in vegas december 1st. look for booth 421. [ laughter ] no? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: we'll find something for you in here. oh, we're on tv? jason momoa and luke grimes, thank you for being here. [ cheers and applause ] apologies to matt damon, we did run out of time for him, he will be rescheduled. "nightline" is next, but first here she is. her album is called "bell bottom country." with the song "heart like a truck," lainey wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i never stay in one place too long a dirt road's singing

me siren song ♪ ♪ i gotta find a field i need to spin my wheels i got a hankering for four wide tires ♪ ♪ and i can't help it it's the way i'm wired before you get too close boy you need to know ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck it's been drug through the mud ♪ ♪ runs on dreams and gasoline ♪ ♪ and that ole highway holds the key it's got a lead foot down when it's leaving ♪ ♪ lord knows it's taken a hell of a beating a little bit of love is all that it's needing ♪ ♪ but it's good as it is tough i got a heart like a truck there ain't no breaking ♪ ♪ when i throw it in drive don't always keep it in between the lines ♪

♪ if you're ready for a ride pedal down state of mind boy i tell what you better buckle up ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck it's been drug through the mud ♪ ♪ runs on dreams and gasoline ♪ ♪ and that ole highway holds the key it's got a lead foot down when it's leaving ♪ ♪ lord knows it's taken a hell of a beating a little bit of love ♪ ♪ is all that it's needing but it's good as it is tough i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ ♪ go on and see if you can knock off the dust yeah shine it up ♪ ♪ rev it up and let it run yeah it gets a high ♪ ♪ riding off into the sun yeah ♪

♪ i got a heart like a truck it's been drug through the mud runs on dreams ♪ ♪ and gasoline and that ole highway holds the key it's got a lead foot ♪ ♪ down when it's leaving lord knows it's taken a hell of a beating ♪ ♪ a little bit of love is all that it's needing but it's good as it is tough ♪ ♪ i got a heart like a truck ♪ ♪ go on and see if you can knock off the dust yeah shine it up ♪ ♪ rev it up and let it run yeah it gets a high ♪ ♪ riding off into the sun yeah it gets a high riding off into the sun ♪