appreciate your time. right now, brian tyree henry. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- brian tyree henry. lizzy caplan. and music from young the giant. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ snoes ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. please, relax. thank you for joining us on what

has turned into election week. i guess there are still votes to be counted. and if you're still in line, stay in line. they have to lit let you vote. at this rate, we might know who wins the super bowl before we know who won the senate. [ laughter ] democrats are optimistic about their chances in arizona and nevada. one of the reasons the democrats still have a decent shot at the senate is because young people, voters age 18-29, favored democrats 63% to 25%. [ cheers ] so now some republicans are looking to raise the voting age to 21. [ laughter ] that's great. let me see if i have this straight. 18 is too young to vote, but 14, old enough to be forced to have a baby. got it? why not raise the voting age to 71 while you're at it? [ laughter ] in georgia herschel walker and raphael warnock have already started campaigning for their runoff next month. that race could ultimately decide who controls the senate. so republicans are sending in the big guns. herschel was out on the trail today with ted cruz. you know your campaign is in trouble when someone picks up

the phone and says, "get us ted cruz right away." [ laughter ] it's funny, when they told herschel cruz was coming, he was like, "hell yes! top gun!" [ laughter ] they're like, no, that's tom. i don't know. nobody likes ted cruz. this is the reception he got in his hometown of houston at the world series parade. people booing nonstop. no one has ever been booed at a world series parade. [ laughter ] it's historic. even ted cruz's daughter wants no part of him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nobody likes ted cruz! ad yet somehow, he's still out there. doing his thing. he's like the senator version of nickelback. it's inexplicable. [ laughter ] the real x factor in the runoff is donald trump. many republicans want him to push the launch of his campaign

until after it's over. and if i know donald trump, he will do it. the last thing he'd ever want to do is take the spotlight off of someone else. [ laughter ] he's a party guy. this was not a good election for the magaverse. last night i mentioned the reports that trump was mad at melania and sean hannity for encouraging him to endorse dr. oz. and a result of that, today trump posted an unusual message on the digital ghost town known as truth social. he wrote -- "i'd like to apologize to melania and sean hannity for all of the fake news and fictional stories made up out of thin air, with no sources, despite them claiming there are, being dumped on you by reporters and 'news' organizations who know these stories are not true." i don't know. sounds like a post from a guy who doesn't want to renegotiate his prenup again to me. [ laughter ] he was truthing up a storm today. he is mad at the murdoch media empire that made him. the "wall street journal" said he's the biggest loser in the republican party. and this was the cover of his

beloved local "new york post" today. "trumpty dumpty." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] some poor bellman at mar-a-lago had to eat that newspaper today before he saw it. [ laughter ] but i guess he did, because he's suddenly consorting with the enemy. he said -- "if cnn were smart, they'd open up a conservative network, only have me on, and it would be the most successful network in history. fox only made it because of me, twitter only made it because of me, and even facebook is now in the tubes." the midterms went so badly for donald trump, he's now applying for jobs. [ laughter ] here's some fun news for him. the former vice poodle has a new tell-all-ish book. it's called "so help me god." [ laughter ] i don't know, that's a weird title. the original title was "mother locked me out and now i live on the steps." [ laughter ] but his "editors" told him to change it. they released some excerpts of the book, and you're not gonna believe this -- they're boring. they're very boring. [ laughter ]

the book comes out november 15th, which is interesting. because if my memory serves me correctly, there's something else happening that day. >> i'm going to be making a very big announcement on tuesday, november 15th. >> jimmy: oh, that's right. he can't let pence have anything at all. [ laughter ] trump went absolutely bananas today, making more baseless accusations of election corruption in arizona and nevada. swamp creature kari lake in arizona was screaming about fraud before the election even started. that's how it goes. they tell you it's fixed even though it isn't. it's like the opposite of professional wrestling. [ laughter ] fortunately for trump and kari lake, and all the other deniers, they have their best man on the case -- mypillow mike lindell. [ laughter ] the pillow man says he has definitive proof of -- something. i'm not exactly sure what. >> mastriano actually won, so did dr. oz. we know those two won now.

we've got a plan for both of them. dr. oz conceded so i don't know when to tell you on that one. >> jimmy: well, you've got to force him to un-concede. [ laughter ] sorry for interrupting, go on. >> if you're the horrible media out there watching, go to megaraccoon.com/midterms. you can get no. >> jimmy: latter. that's right. just go to magaraccoon.com. maga raccoon. [ applause ] coincidentally, that's marjorie taylor greene's code name on tinder. [ laughter ] mike spent his election night live-screamin' to the four people who watch him, three of whom work at our show. he said he had cameras on all the voting sites -- we didn't see any of those. he said they were watching for

"realtime crimes" in his ongoing war against machines. >> the machines gotta go! >> do you feel vindicated? >> 100%. we've got to get rid of these machines. they are so corrupt. they are so corrupt. when do you think we'll start seeing realtime crimes coming in? >> we should be able to have -- uh -- some realtime crimes here very -- very soon. >> our app was sabotaged, call your sheriff immediately. they're trying to steal -- you need to know, everybody, what secretary of states do. they steal a country. that's where you need to put your money. [ laughter ] over efforts -- i -- jeff -- great -- great mind there, great catch -- and i've got to go get some water. >> let's give mike the opportunity to take a drink of water. >> i used to be a compulsive

gambler. once you're in here, you're never going to leave here. look at this, this is a pad of paper. it's not a -- it's real. all down the drain. sorry, eat. it's getting pretty slim to none, and none's about ready so walk out the door. there is no tomorrow. look at all this evidence! let's save our country! happy honolulu! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: and a happy honolulu to you, little mike. what a patriot. meanwhile, on twitter, elon musk is laying people off. his key employees are quitting. and in his first email to his remaining employees today, he announced a ban on working remotely. he told them to prepare for "difficult times ahead" and to plan to be at the office at least 40 hours a week, effective immediately. all of a sudden "mr. driverless car" needs humans in their seats. [ laughter ] i guess he doesn't want people

twitter all day.wasting time on- [ laughter ] and what really has the twitterverse fired up is the new verification policy. before elon took over, verification was free. just apply, twitter would check to see if you were you, if you had enough followers to be verified. but now that it's available to every tom, dick, and prince harry with eight dollars, people have been impersonating high profile individuals. last night, someone convincingly pretending to be lebron james and tweeted -- "i am officially requesting a trade. thank you #lakersnation for all the support over the years." then this important announcement from rudy giuliani. "i stand with kyrie irving and kanye west because george soros once pushed me down in the street and i was stuck on my back like a turtle for several minutes." [ laughter and applause ] because of the checkmark, a lot of people thought these were real. but the main thing elon seems to care about is himself. his own twitter account. kathy griffin pretended to be elon musk and he immediately suspended her account.

he threw her right off. there's a lot of the confusion about what's going on, so i thought we'd go right to the source. joining us now from twitter hq in san francisco is new owner elon musk. [ cheers and applause ] hello, elon. >> i gotta go talk to a poor person. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hello, elon. >> hey, how you doing? it's me, elon rusk. hello complaining peasant! the richest and most cool and normal man in the world! >> jimmy: so i've read. pthank you for taking the time o expectation with us. you sound different, your voice is very high pitched. >> of course, i am doing the helium cleanse. i heard about it from my good friend joe rogan. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i wanted to say i'm so sorry people have been impersonating you in such a rude way. it must be very difficult. >> oh, you mean that foul filthy ginger, kathy griffin? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, you suspended her for it. for doing that. >> actually, she was suspended

for impersonating a comedian! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. she pointed out that you stole that joke from twitter. elon? >> stole? i own twitter. how can i steal from something i own? hello? all the jokes belong to elon now! that is why i am so funny! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, let's get back to this new verification thing. how does that work now? i mean, i don't understand it. >> it's very straightforward. see, in the past, twitter "verified" public figures, we gave them a little check. here you go. and they gave me a check. for $8! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good one, elon. but now anyone with $8 can get one of those checks, right? >> well, do i offer horses to female employees to whom i have just exposed my penis? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, do you? >> if you believe the allegation, yes. [ laughter ] no. no. >> jimmy: okay, but now, can't random people just buy

checkmarks, pretend they're another person, and tweet something that gets falsely attributed to that person? >> yes! but that's why i also added this gray checkmark. so the real public figure will two checks, problem solved. >> jimmy: that's backwards. i think it's more of a little arrow there, elon. yes, you screwed that up. that's right. [ laughter ] and it's only $8! >> jimmy: but doesn't that just put us right back where we started on this? >> yes, and that's why we got rid of the whole idea, after just 45 minutes, we're nuts over here, we're crazy. >> jimmy: what have you got there, making a smoothie there? >> no, no. it's my semen! [ audience moans ] >> jimmy: i think we're going to have to say good-bye to elon.

[ cheers and applause ] appreciate the time. that's elon musk, everybody. all right. one more thing before we move ahead. it is thursday night. that means it's time to bleep and blur the big moments of the week, whether they need it or not in an all midterm edition of "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> how many of you are excited to [ bleep ] this morning? >> former president donald trump's [ bleep ] on full display here. >> and i'm looking forward to [ bleep ]ing on [ bleep ]s. >> and remember, here in ohio, it's all about the three cs. cincinnati, columbus, and [ bleep ]. >> so i love [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> i'm wayne johnson, and we must [ bleep ] the stupid in washington. >> you're going to need a bigger [ bleep ]. >> again, you can see here, joe biden [ bleep ]ed up in 2020. >> who do you think would be the tougher competitor, ron desantis

or former president trump? >> it would be fun watching them [ bleep ] each other. >> the country right now is a big fat [ bleep ]. >> i am dick cheney, i proudly [ bleep ] my daughter. [ audience moans ] >> ohio, my name is j.a. majewski and my pronouns are patriot and [ bleep ] [ bleep ]er. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show for you tonight. lizzy caplan is here. we have music from young the giant. and we'll be right back with brian tyree henry.

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welcome back. tonight, from the new show "fleishman is in trouble," lizzy caplan is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, the third and fourth installments of their "american bollywood" album came out last month. young the giant from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] we have quite a week next week. new shows with chris hemsworth, kumail nanjiani, patrick dempsey, pink, amy adams, and maya rudolph. plus music from mahneskin, backseat lovers, and bush will be with us. so break out the glycerine. our first guest is an emmy and tony nominee, a marvel superhero, and atlanta's best-paid paperboy. next, he stars alongside jennifer lawrence in the psychological drama "causeway." it's on apple tv plus. please say hello to brian tyree henry. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: very good to see you. >> it's always great to see you. >> jimmy: last time you were here, jamie lee curtis was also on the show. >> yes, she was. >> jimmy: you were super excited about that. >> i still am excited about that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you met her backstage? >> i met her backstage, yeah. >> jimmy: you exchanged phone numbers? >> yes, we did. >> jimmy: has this become a thing? >> it's been one of the most amazing friendships i've ever had in my life, thanks to you. >> jimmy: hey, listen, i did very little, you did a lot. >> jimmy: did i? >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i like to get three name celebrities together. >> it's the only thing you do. [ laughter ] like literally, immediately after i left here, she texted me. >> jimmy: she did? >> she saw me on a billboard. >> jimmy: did you text her back? >> immediately. i don't text anyone but jamie. >> jimmy: do you have your phone right now? >> i hate you. [ laughter ] you want me to text her? >> jimmy: let's text her something. [ cheers and applause ]

see if she gets back quickly. >> this is the weirdest complex ever to do on your show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: tell her you're at the 74 and they're out of activia. [ laughter ] >> i am not texting her that! >> jimmy: she did the commercial. >> i know, jimmy. you're trying to ruin a friendship that's taken so long. i just want to say that i love you. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ audience: aww ] you're going to get her divorces, i think. [ laughter ] >> now, if she doesn't text back -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that's going to be -- that's going to be sad. >> i'm going to see if it -- okay. >> jimmy: okay, all right. all right. if you feel it buzz, let me know. >> oh my gosh. >> jimmy: break in with this important -- it's like election night. [ laughter ] >> now the whole interview is going to be like, "yep, uh-huh, i couldn't have, what did you say?" >> jimmy: the other thing you were telling me about is astrology. you were interested in it. we had a blood moon. >> yes, we did. how did you do? >> jimmy: i don't know, we'll see when the results are stallied. [ laughter ]

that is a good thing or a bad thing or does it even count? >> any time "blood" is in the title of something, it kind of tells you what's going down. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't remember blood being -- it's not a bad thing. i mean, you know. just know that there will be blood. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there will be blood. >> there will be blood. >> jimmy: there's no -- we don't have to worry, not go outside or anything like that? >> i think the blood moon essentially is trying to tell everybody to get their [ bleep ] together. i mean, if it says -- if there's blood on the moon, you should probably get your [ bleep ] together. >> jimmy: yes. >> it is not by accident that it happened this week. >> jimmy: it's my birthday this weekend, so maybe i really particularly need to get it together. >> scorpio, huh? >> jimmy: i am a scorpio, yes. [ audience: whoa ] >> they know, jimmy, they know. >> jimmy: whenever anybody guesses my sign, think this is more in the '70s. now every once in a while it happens. they always guess it right. always, every single time. >> i wouldn't have pegged you as a scorpio. >> jimmy: maybe not every single time. what would you have thought? >> you seem more like a spring

baby. >> jimmy: a spring baby? >> yeah, like me. >> jimmy: what are you? >> aries. [cheers ] come on! >> jimmy: that was the most unearned explosion of joy. [ laughter ] >> what a very scorpio thing to say, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're right, you're right. i'm not in the fun club. you know? nothing from jamie lee yet? >> no, jimmy! [ laughter ] it's a sacred friendship. >> jimmy: i know the series finale, the last show of "atlanta" is tonight. >> yes. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i did see the show last week. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: if you haven't seen it -- i don't want to ruin anything. it's really fun. really good and really weird. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in a very -- kind of beautiful -- it's like -- can i say a little bit about what it was about? >> yeah, please, go for it. >> jimmy: it's a psychological/physical showdown with a wild pig, basically.

feral -- >> it's -- he's a literal pig, feral pig. >> jimmy: you get attacked by this pig. it's kind of harrowing. >> yeah, he's fighting for his life. this is the theme on "atlanta." i find myself constantly fighting for my life. >> jimmy: there's a parallel. >> there is a parallel, kind of, on that. the farm -- it's not called the farm, but alfred essentially buying a farm, which i just thought about the correlation of buying the farm. death, right? you bought the farm. >> jimmy: bought the farm is death. >> so he has this near-death experience by trying to start his life anew by being on a farm. she isolated. like a series of events that happen that cause him to fight for his life. which i find that episode to be a huge metaphor for a lot of things. you know, you try to fight for solace, try to fight for change, there's all these obstacles that are kind of trying to kill you. >> jimmy: and there's a wild pig in it. [ laughter ] i know it was a real wild pig.

what was the pig that was on top of you, you were beating with the cast iron skillet? >> it's interesting how far we've come. [ laughter ] in filming things. the feral pig that's attacking - me. feral pigs are dangerous and crazy and have literally killed people. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so of course, "atlanta," "why don't we do that?" [ laughter ] who with? you! >> jimmy: donald's not even there, he's on the phone. >> yeah, like "more pig." [ laughter ] there's a man in a suit. there's a literal guy in a motion capture suit on all fours charging me. >> jimmy: oh. >> you don't -- you really don't know who you are, ladies and gentlemen -- [ laughter ] until you show up to set and there's this guy that's just, "hey, man, what's going on?" then charging at you like a pig. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't know who you are? i imagine he doesn't know who he

is. [ laughter ] >> he's like, "this is the penultimate, this is what i've been reaching for." >> jimmy: a pig wrestling with a man. >> then swap him out -- this souns so ridiculous -- gets swapped out for a boar body. you see me on the ground, beating this pig, it's a swap -- it's a swap, yeah. >> jimmy: it was real good, whatever the case, whatever it was. >> did you find it funny or did you -- >> jimmy: i found parts of it funny. the hardware store was funny. some of it was like, oh, boy. >> yeah. did you think -- >> jimmy: the amazon thing was funny. >> sure. yeah. did you think i was going to die? >> jimmy: no, i didn't think you were going to die -- >> i did. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> i was like, i'm going to die out here. i'm going to die. it was just me. notice that there's not a lot of dialogue. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> it was just me literally screaming and crawling and bleeding. >> jimmy: good episode. >> it has a happy ending. don't take all the screaming and

blood to be bad. >> jimmy: it's not, yeah. there's no -- blood, again, we're coming to blood, again. >> jimmy: brian tyree henry is here. when we come back we'll see a clip from his new movie "causeway." we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by the ultimate cloud gaming machine disguised as a chromebook.

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and our son. my nephew antoine. on the causeway. i remember looking in my rear-view mirror. and i could see just his face. i just remember looking at the eyes. saying bye. bye. see you later. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is brian tyree henry in "causeway." boy, i have to tell you, i didn't know what to expect from the movie. you're a funny guy, jennifer lawrence is funny as well, you have fantastic chemistry together. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's a heavy movie and a beautiful movie about friendship and ptsd. >> yeah. suffering. >> jimmy: suffering and grief, yeah. >> finding a connection, i think, is really what it boiled down to, you know.

like i'm always kind of in awe of the people and places that i have come across in my career. always pinching myself quite often about the projects that are being presented to me. because, you know, to be honest with you, i'm just this kid from north carolina that you know, just never really thought that i'd be able to do projects like this. >> jimmy: and then people saying you may be nominated for an oscar and stuff for this movie. >> yeah, it's really -- it's really -- thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it's truly an honor. it's truly an honor. so, you know, i've been a fan of jennifer's for a long time. what was great about this picture is that it kind of grew out of our connection between each other when the cameras weren't rolling. >> jimmy: oh. >> it was really -- >> jimmy: you became close friends? >> became pretty good friends. i'm not texting her, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it wouldn't matter, your friends don't seem to get back to you -- >> stop, jimmy! gosh. >> jimmy: that's a score you, you know. >> literally, that's the most

other than sdoerp i don't thing. who hurt you? >> jimmy: do you hang around after the film? >> yeah, we text, everybody is busy, everybody's got their owe thing going on. jamie. >> jimmy: jamie for instance. >> it's easy to just, you know, request in your own thing and not check in. "causeway" is about feeling like you're seen, feeling like you make a connection, no matter how big the grief is. we've done trauma bonding. this thing, trauma bonding, nobody talks about the other side of trauma bonding and that's getting over it. trying to get through it and get over it. it's easy to trauma bond with somebody and stay in the trauma. in actuality, what you want to do is get over it. so that's what "causeway" is really about, meeting these two people in their lives where they felt stuck and actually saw someone reflecting them back to themselves. and just meeting and finding a connection. >> jimmy: congratulations on that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm very happy for you. >> thanks. >> jimmy: the movie is

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to our show. we have music from young the giant on the way. our next guest has a new show on hulu based on a best-selling book. she co-stars with claire danes and jesse eisenberg in "fleishman is in trouble." it premieres november 17th. please welcome lizzy caplan. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see

you. i know, congratulations, you had a baby since the last time i saw you. >> thank you. [ cheers ] i always used to think that was so weird when people would applaud when somebody had a baby. >> jimmy: did you? >> i did. now i feel if you've had a baby, people should never stop applauding. [ cheers and applause ] yes! >> jimmy: yeah. not gist with the having the baby part. for maintaining the baby. >> yeah. >> jimmy: keeping the baby -- >> keeping it alive, yeah, that whole thing. >> jimmy: that's hard too. >> it's really hard, turns out. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it harder than you thought it was going to be? >> now it feels -- most of it has been just purely incredible. i found the beginning really hard. those first few months. >> jimmy: what was the hardest part of the beginning? >> oh, i mean -- i think it's more like you have to learn all these skill. you have to become a master at all of these skills that you never had before. >> jimmy: and they are, they're skilled, they're tricks, yeah. >> you have to get good at them really quick. and i didn't have -- i didn't know how to change a diaper, i

didn't know anything. i didn't know how to dress him without being all scared i was going to break his fingers when you put them through the -- >> jimmy: they're very pliable. >> turns out. they got, like, jelly bones. >> jimmy: yeah, they do. [ laughter ] all cartilage. >> all cartilage, thank god. but then the one thing i did get good at all of it, i did become an expert, you do. >> jimmy: you have. >> you just do, like a miracle. but i never got good, even though i tried, i really tried, at breast feeding. >> jimmy: same here. [ laughter ] >> really? >> jimmy: a lot of issues, nothing ever came out. [ laughter ] >> nothing, really? you got to -- anyway. >> jimmy: that's frustrating, right? >> it's the worst. i guess it's a dirty little secret that half of all women have this really hard time breast feeding. i never knew. >> jimmy: is it, half? >> i made up that statistic. [ laughter ] feels right. >> jimmy: i went right along with it. >> yeah, right? >> jimmy: you could have said almost anything, "how

interesting." >> 72% of women have a very difficult time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nobody has ever successfully breast fed a baby. [ laughter ] >> yeah, we all give it up. i went into it, i'm not going to have any mom guilt, i'm going to own this, nobody's going to make me feel bad about anything, i'm going to do the best i can, it will be enough. and then i tried to breast feed. and it all just came -- i was horrible at it. >> jimmy: oh, you were? >> made me crazy. and i was like, fixated on, i have to do this i have to master this or i'm a failure as a mom. >> jimmy: you never thought maybe i should just blame it on the baby? [ laughter ] >> i tried. i did blame it a bit on the baby? takes some responsibility for it. >> it was definitely mostly his fault. [ laughter ] i was doing everything right. but i couldn't figure it out. so i sought out the help of a lactation consultant. >> jimmy: right, yes. >> women that come and help you -- >> jimmy: we've experienced that, yes. >> many of us have. and a lot of the them are great. they're kind and patient and warm and -- like the one that

ended up helping me. but some of them are crazy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a minute. how do you know that, the one that helped you was warm? >> i know because i saw four of them. and three of them were crazy. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. [ laughter ] full blown. they come into your house with these, like, sacks of babies, like baby dolls, duffel bags, and they're all dirty. because they're covered in the tears of all the terrible mothers that came before you! who were just as bad as you were at being a mom! and then they have, like, these balls that are, like, these bean bags that are supposed to be, like, boobs. a detached boob. they're crocheted with a little nipple on it. [ laughter ] i know some of you have seen these. these women, they smash these boob balls into these dirty dolls, just to show you how easy it is! to breast feed a baby!

and i'm like sitting there weeping. so tired. so disheartened. like, topless but not sexy topless. [ laughter ] like sad, like the opposite, whatever the polar opposite is. and these women are like barking at me, mashing it into their faces. and it's just -- it's a horror show. [ laughter ] the whole thing -- this one woman, the third one, oh my god. she wore these flowing robes, she seemed very earthy, like she would be very kind. she'd drape herself on the couch. she was always spreading her legs. >> jimmy: really? >> my very horrified husband thinks she was wearing no underwear. i cannot confirm that. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. but he swears. he swears that she wasn't. >> jimmy: what? >> it's like -- bonkers advice about, like, women in the fields. she would constantly say -- i'd be like, "he doesn't seem to be getting enough, i don't know what to do." "well, women in the fields would strap the baby onto their backs,

they would never put them down, they would feed them when they were hungry, the most natural thing in the world, that's what you must do." it's like, "okay, but i have to go back to work soon, i really need to figure that out." "you will strap your baby to your back and work, never put him down, feed him when he's hungry, the most natural thing in the world." "i don't have a job that allows --" does anybody have a job that allows? >> jimmy: maybe walmart greeter. but they're usually too old, their children are in their 50s. >> i asked her, has anybody you've ever worked with worked in the fields? it might apply to a single human being you've ever met. it dawned on me. i'm paying this person. to be in my home. and spout this nonsense. and make me feel bad. ask flash your vagina to my husband, allegedly. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

i feel like it's important -- i could have used this information when i was going through it. like, if you're going through it, it sucks. it's fine that it sucks. if you breast feed and that works for you, amazing. if you don't and you use formula, amazing. [ cheers and applause ] do what you need to, do honestly. i feel like we don't tell that to mothers enough. my 1-year-old son is a damn genius. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what? what's tickling me right now is that i hear from women all the time will say, "oh, i watch the show while i'm breast feeding my child." i like to think that we're making a very direct connection with you. [ cheers ] and your breasts, right now, in the middle of the night. >> your sore boobs. >> jimmy: we should mention your show. you've really done a public service here, but -- >> yes, thank you. >> jimmy: your show, "fleishman is in trouble." i really enjoyed. there are a lot of breasts. and not the sat -- >> very happy breasts.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. and the cast is unbelievable. you are great in the show, obviously. jesse eisenberg is in the show. >> yeah, claire danes, adam brody, josh radner. it's an amazing -- i really don't feel like this very often. i think it's a wonderful show, and i think you will get a lot out of it. if you watch it, all eight episodes, of course. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: only eight episodes? >> only eight episodes. >> jimmy: it's based on a book and the book ends and that's the end of it? >> that's the end. not unlike a book. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great to see you. congratulations, again, on all the baby stuff. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and of course the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "fleishman is in trouble." it premieres november 17th on hulu. lizzy caplan, everyone. thank you, lizzy. we'll be right back with young the giant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz.

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griffin too. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, all four parts of their "american bollywood" album are out now. here with the song "the walk home," young the giant! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ is anyone out there listening i've lost myself ♪ ♪ deep in the algorithm of someone else and under new conditions ♪ ♪ i might find that i was always perfectly alone ♪ ♪ ♪ can somebody walk me home to pearly gates

the universe becomes a wave and crashes down ♪ ♪ forever's not enough and under new conditions you are not alone ♪ ♪ can somebody walk me home can somebody walk me home ♪ ♪ is anyone out there listening i've lost myself ♪ ♪ but there is a song that echoes like morning bells and as a distant memory shoots right through me ♪ ♪ i am left so perfectly alone ♪ ♪ can somebody walk me home to pearly gates

the universe becomes a wave and crashes down ♪ ♪ forever's not enough and under new conditions we are not alone ♪ ♪ ♪ and when i get better someday i'll see myself in you the way it's always been ♪ ♪ and under new conditions i might find that we will always walk each other home ♪ ♪ ♪ can somebody walk me home can somebody walk me home can somebody walk me home

can somebody walk me home ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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