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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, amy adams and maya rudolph, jenna ortega, plus music from bush. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. very kind. welcome, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you, cleto. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us on a night of pom pulse and circumstance from palm beach, florida. [ laughter ] the final votes for last week's midterm elections are still
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being counted, but the race for 2024 has already begun. donald trump made a big announcement tonight at mar-a-lago surrounded by dozens of his closest friends and thousands of classified documents. [ laughter ] and here it was, the moment none of us have been waiting for. >> wow, whoa, that is some group of people, thousands. so nice. thank you very much, that's really nice, thank you. ladies and gentlemen, i am officially announcing -- [ cheers ] that eric is potty trained. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: good for him. that is a big announcement. you know, it's not easy to potty
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train when you're almost 40, it's an accomplishment. [ laughter ] the other big announcement is happening after we tape our show. but by all accounts, trump is expected to officially launch yet another campaign for president in a bid to become the first american to lose the popular vote three times in a row. [ laughter ] there was some speculation he might be announcing something else tonight. you know, there've been a lot of times trump said something was going to be big, and it wasn't. just ask stormy daniels. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] sadly, that did not appear to be the case. trump has been reportedly interviewing staffers for his campaign, fun to imagine. it's the only job interview where they want to make sure you are crazy before they hire you [ laughter ] they say he's looking for more than one campaign manager. instead of just one main person, he wants to have multiple people because he has a tendency to fire campaign managers. i guess he wants them to compete, i don't know. this guy doesn't want to be president, he wants to host "the apprentice" again. [ laughter ] that is the show.
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meanwhile, many prominent republicans are moving to distance themselves from trump after the midterm election. a group of current and former republican governors had a meeting this morning. chris christie got a big round of applause for a speech blasting trump. he said trump "weighed the party down across all three election cycles." trump is like, i weighed the party down? [ laughter ] you're the one banned from the hometown buffet, buddy. a lot of republicans wish this monster they helped create would go away, but he just keeps coming back, he's like herpes. [ laughter ] once your party's got him, you can't get rid of him. all you can do is try to shorten the outbreaks. but some republicans are standing by him. mike lindell was invited to the announcement tonight. he brought pillows to mar-a-lago. there were a lot of great thinkers in attendance, including a "stop the stealer" from january 6th named ali alexander. he bragged on truth social. "i received an invitation to mar-a-lago, november 15th. god bless america." ali is an extreme right winger who claims he has ties to the
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proud boys and oathkeepers. he's also known as "the urkel of treason." [ laughter ] this is who he invites to the announcement. this ali guy, the same person who the other day claimed he could fix the outcome of the arizona governor's race using the power of time travel. >> even if kari was going to lose, i would will it into existence, the reason why the new world order wants you to focus on fiction stories about machines is they don't want you to know that everyone has access to time travel. i could prove that i've time traveled before. >> jimmy: that's a start. ali traveled many years into the future, only to find out he's a virgin there too. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he got invited to mar-a-lago. one guy who wasn't is trump's former right-hand job -- i mean man -- mike pence.
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[ laughter ] today, of all days, was the day pence's mildly anticipated memoir came out. pence sat for an hour-long interview with david muir of abc news last night, during which he recounted this dramatic exchange he had with a member of his secret service detail, as the storm trumpers who wanted to hang him were closing in on the capitol. >> secret service came in shortly thereafter and told me i need to leave the building again. and i said, i'm not leaving. but when my lead agent, tim gables, who is a great public servant, came in, "sir, we've got to get you out of the building now." i stuck my finger in his chest and said, "you're not hearing me, i'm not leaving." >> jimmy: "and that's how my finger got broken." [ laughter ] mike pence delivers every line like he's starring in a dinner theater production of "a few good men." [ laughter ] i don't believe he's ever stuck his finger in example, ever. [ laughter ]
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david muir asked pence if trump ever said he was sorry for almst getting him killed, which you'd think he might. well, you will believe the answer he gave to that. >> did he apologize for putting your life, your wife's life, your daughter's life, in danger? >> um -- not in so many words, but in sentiment he did, saved. >> jimmy: so the answer is no, he did not. [ laughter ] pence also shed light on what went down when they had their first conversation five days after the insurrection. he hadn't heard from trump for five days. then they met. you can tell, mike pence is a man who really knows donald trump. >> i told him he should turn to jesus right now. [ laughter ] believing in my heart that he could find the same comfort i was finding. >> what did he say? >> in that moment, he did not respond. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on. can you imagine?
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telling donald trump, "you should turn to jesus"? even jesus is like, "don't tell him to turn to me. i want no part of this!" [ laughter ] and then pence told him he was going to pray for him and trump said "don't bother." [ laughter ] this is the book, by the way. i don't know if you've seen it. makes a great stocking stuffer. you can hang it on the mantel, just like mike pence almost was. or, if reading isn't your thing, you can listen to the audio book. >> we parted amicably when our service to the nation drew to a close. in the months that followed we spoke from time to time, but when the president returned the rhetoric he was using before that tragic day, i decided it would be best to go our separate ways. but by that evening i'd changed my mind. i missed being chastened by a stronger man. [ laughter ] i asked mother's permission to leave without washing my face. [ laughter ] i broke into a vigorous jog. my loafers carried me all the way down pennsylvania avenue. i bustled briskly through the
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north portico and with my remaining strength gently pushed open the oval door and declared, "mr. president, you complete my." [ laughter ] the president said nothing. he continued stuffing eric ace pants with classified documents. [ laughter ] i was wrestled out into the rain by the president's head of security, vinny. i cried that night, forsaken by the man to whom i'd surrendered my testi ankles only four short years ago. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is a heavy book. i might even have to read it. meanwhile, down in arizona, a former local news anchor and trump worshiper kari lake has been defeated in the race for governor by democrat katie hobbs. [ cheers and applause ] of course, kari lake has not conceded the election. she's still asking to speak to the manager. when the race was called, she tweeted, "arizonans know b.s. when they see it." i guess so! they seem to have figured you out. [ applause ] yesterday, she appeared on the
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oan channel, this right-wing network, to offer this delusional look at her future. >> what position do you expect to find yourself at the beginning of next week? >> i think, daniel that we're going to know before then who the winner is. i already know who the winner is, and the winner is me. >> jimmy: a real donna trump, this one. [ laughter ] i want to get another look at the reporter. is there a 9-year-old culkin brother we didn't know about? [ laughter ] the senate race in georgia is headed to a runoff. which means we have three more weeks to try to figure out what the hell herschel walker is saying. >> and we were ready for the green agenda, i raised my hand right now, but we're not raid right now so don't let them fool you like this is a new agenda, this is not a new agenda, we're not prepared, we're not ready right now. we need to keep having those gas guzzling cars so we got the good emission on those cars. we're doing the best thing that we can but we need help and
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those other people not helping us, china not helping us, india not helping us. we're going to do it all because they're spending your money. >> jimmy: that's right, you can't argue with the facts, folks. [ laughter ] i might have to ask him to cohost the oscars with me. [ laughter ] i just want to hear him say "the on is car goes to the fablemans." you know? speaking of awards, over the weekend here in l.a., there was an awards ceremony. the critics choice association had a celebration of latino cinema and television. and a major honor went to a beloved and familiar face. >> please join me in welcoming the best damn sidekick, comedian, actor, and all-around great guy, guillermo rodriguez! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: love the latinos!
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>> jimmy: wow. congratulations, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: thank you. thank you. thank you. >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> guillermo: i worked hard, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know, no one works harder than you. guillermo won the special honoree award for his work here at the show. did you beat out guillermo del toro? was it most favorite guillermo? >> guillermo: no, i beat a lot of incredible people. >> jimmy: many people don't know this, guillermo really was our parking lot security guard. we didn't feel safe with him guarding the lot -- [ laughter ] so we moved him in here. >> guillermo: yeah. thank you to the critics' choice award. also, i want to say thank you to jimmy kimmel for changing my life. you know, other boss will fire you if you're sleeping in the car while you're working. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's true, by the way. [ laughter ] yes. many businesses, many bosses will fire you if they find you
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sleeping in their car. >> guillermo: except you. >> jimmy: that's not my philosophy. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: listen, jimmy told me, "guillermo, always be nice to everybody, always. with directors, producers, writers, with anybody. it doesn't matter the colors, it doesn't matter who they are, always be nice with everybody." and also, i don't want to get in trouble so i want to say, thank you to my beautiful wife right there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's your wife? >> guillermo: what happened? [ applause ] >> jimmy: she looks -- >> guillermo: what happened? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. known you almost 20 years, i've never heard that noise before. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: you're the best, jimmy. >> jimmy: before you wrapped it up, guillermo had one more group to thank. >> guillermo: and also, i want to say thank you to jennifer
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lopez, salma hayek, sofia vergara, eva mendes, for choosing me, the sexy latino in 2022. thank you! thank you, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let me tell you something. that made about as much sense as herschel walker. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: it's okay. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: to guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the sexiest latino for 2020. we've got a good show tonight. from the new netflix show, "wednesday," jenna ortega is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from bush. and we'll be right back with amy adams and maya rudolph.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, from the new show "wednesday" on netflix, jenna ortega is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, last month, they released their ninth album called "the art of survival," this is it. bush from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] good to have them back. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by kumail nanjiani and pink. both of them will be here, so please join us for that. our first guests are two exceptionally talented women, so set your tvs to dazzle. they're co-starring and co-singing in the long-awaited musical sequel, "disenchanted." it happens friday on disney plus. please welcome amy adams & maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: i feel lucky to have you both here. >> oh, that's a lot of leg. >> so nice to be here, you got a two-fer. >> jimmy: i really did, i scored tonight. >> i love a two-fer. >> jimmy: how well do you know each other? amy, you husband, paul thomas anderson, directed maya -- >> he put her in a movie. >> jimmy: "the master." >> we know each other, it's gone a long time, right? >> we met before that, actually. >> at a birthday party, yes. >> that's right. >> i was severely pregnant with one of my children. i don't know what year that was. [ laughter ] i do remember that i told amy i thought she was pregnant. not in a way, "you're pregnant." but i was like --
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>> "i can tell you're pregnant." >> and i was and i hadn't told anybody. >> it was really witchy. it wasn't a groos ss thing, "bu alert," or one of those phrases. [ laughter ] it was a kind of knowing. >> jimmy: risky. i'd sooner and ask a woman if she has diarrhea than ask if she's pregnant. [ laughter ] >> very true. >> it was more a "sixth sense" thing, a hush-hush secret thing. >> i can tell there are six women pregnant in your audience right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> and actually -- >> jimmy: am i ovulating? >> you're ovulating. >> jimmy: however it works, it's fine. >> it all works out. >> jimmy: that's crazy. >> it was cool. i was moved by it. >> jimmy: moved? were you alarmed at all? have you told you family at all? >> yeah, i had told immediate family, but i hadn't told an extended group of people. >> just this old wise crone.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's pretty -- >> i wanted to, like, touch her, get all her wisdom. >> jimmy: have you ever been wrong when you -- >> that's the only time i've done that. i've never -- when women are out to here, i just say "hi." [ laughter ] i do not ask people if they're pregnant. >> jimmy: that's why. >> this was a weird one-off. >> jimmy: you guys were at disneyland? >> out there for d-23. >> jimmy: this is a big disney movie. >> it is. >> jimmy: do you like disneyland? >> we like it a lot. >> a lot. >> jimmy: both of you? >> a lot, a lot. >> jimmy: more than the normal amount? >> i think so. >> i think maybe. >> i didn't realize how much we are kindred spirits until we actually went to the park together. i learned that amy, like myself, likes to go into all of the specialty shops in every land. and look for new ears. >> it's true. maya was very patient because i wanted to go to pooh corner and get my little poo ears. >> she got her pooh ears. >> very few people are that patient with me.
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"seriously, guys, i want to get my pooh ears." >> jimmy: just going to pooh corner is risky to start with. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you both do this with the ears? >> i like to look at different -- i like to look at the different themes in all the lands. >> jimmy: they do have -- it gets very, very weirdly specialized. >> yes. >> it does. >> jimmy: with the characters. it's almost like it's a contest. >> yes. >> jimmy: to see who can be the most obscure. >> i like to go a lot with my family, but it was nice to go together with high pressure families. >> it was. is if the first time -- i hadn't seen star wars land. >> this was a delight. we went on rides of the resistance. there are these incredible -- there's no tracks. so we were in different cars. and every time her car would spin around i'd say -- [ laughter ] >> i think i started crying. >> yeah. >> embarrassing but also shows my love for "star wars."
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i love "star wars." i hadn't been there, and i did, delightful. >> super. >> jimmy: what's your all-time favorite disney ride? >> you can't -- i mean, i don't want to offend any rides. >> jimmy: for me it's pirates of caribbean. >> pirates makes me so happy. >> i even love the smell. >> i don't want to say -- i don't know either, what is it? >> jimmy: it's caribbean, yes. [ laughter ] >> okay, yes. okay. >> whatever you say. >> jimmy: one of the reasons i like it is because it's usually hot, then it's so dark and cool in there. >> it's the best. and that smell that takes you back to childhood. >> the smell, we love it. >> jimmy: you see those people dining amongst the fake fir fireflies, who are these jerks, how'd they get in here? [ laughter ] >> that's what i say every time. >> every time. >> jimmy: where do you eat at disneyland? >> i mean, i like a churro. i like to get a churro on the go. >> jimmy: classic. >> i like an on the go meal like a turkey leg. i'm that girl.
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my pooh ears and a turkey leg. >> jimmy: that's part of the magic of disney. this show, network, is owned by disney. >> yes. >> jimmy: whenever we mention disney turkey legs, they actually -- they come out of nowhere. [ applause ] it's weird. i can cut that loose for you so it's not like bobbing for apples or something. >> for some reason, i feel like i've been to a college party that had that trick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you want it or no? >> i'll take it. >> jimmy: i don't want you to feel left out, maya. >> thank you, i'm good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all we have to say is "turkey leg." >> really? if i just wish hard enough? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: turkey legs come out of the air. >> dreams do come true! >> wow. >> this is a magical place! >> this is so magical. >> jimmy: guillermo will take those. by the way, he's not putting those in the garbage, those are going right in his mouth.
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. give to it somebody in the audience if they don't want them. let's take a break while we distribute -- i think there's enough turkey for everyone. while we get you some -- >> say "turkey leg" and it will come down from the ceiling. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: amy adams and maya rudolph are here. their new movie is "disenchanted." we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by gillette labs, effortless shaving in one efficient stroke. ♪ cheerful holiday music ♪ wow! i love it!
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them all the time where i come evil forces, but when they y - weren't they really brought people together. i would love to help if you need it. you actually should take her up on that, this one time she made a forest entirely out of m&ms and had it delivered to my class by bidge john. >> that's right. >> no one beats her at this kind of stuff. >> huh. is that so? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is amy adams and maya rudolph in "disenchanted," the sequel to "enchanted," premiering friday on disney plus. how long has it been since "enchanted"? >> 15 years since it was released. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: to go back and play the same character. this is a movie people are crazy for, right? >> i loved it, like seeing an old friend after a long time. where you fall right back into a relationship. so i loved playing gisele. i love everything about her. >> jimmy: did you have to go back and watch and just remember the things that you did? >> oh, no, i remember every
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moment. but yeah, i did go back and watch, though. i did. >> jimmy: you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: maya, this is -- you're new to the "enchanted" universe. >> yes. >> jimmy: as they call it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play the evil -- an evil queen? >> yes. >> jimmy: and it's more fun to be the evil queen, right? >> it's so fun, oh my gosh. i mean, you get to ham it up big-time. like, bigger, more funny, it's all so ridiculous to hate gisele. you have to be a complete piece of [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] to hate gisele. and that was really fun for us. we really had the best -- >> yeah, because the more she hated me, the more i loved her. i just was like, "wow, you really have a way of seeing things." it's really -- >> she won't tell you this, but i will. when you do get to talk to gisele, just when, you know -- there were a couple -- the first day i got to talk to gisele, she goes right into it like that.
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it's a different person. it's not amy anymore. she just -- she's locked in you somehow. and it's so lovely to talk to gisele. gisele is real. it's incredible. it's actually really incredible. it was kind of fun to think of things to say to her. every time i'd say something, she'd come back with, "oh, well, that's -- i hope we can do that, i hope we can be friends." she figured out how to make everything positive. it's incredible to witness. >> jimmy: is the singing a fun part of it also? >> yes. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you record that, then pretend you're singing on set? >> yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. then we get the songs, you have to learn the song and the whole thing? >> not just songs. these are incredible songs written by alan menken and simi schwartz. it was kind of breathtaking to be able to sing those songs. >> maya is so fantastic in the movie, i can't wait for you to see her. she definitely had a very hard part in this song.
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>> jimmy: did you get the harder -- >> we sang it together. i trained like i was going to be running a marathon. i trained every day, i sang every day. we had choreography. it was like the movie "fame." [ laughter ] it was so fun. it was a dream. >> jimmy: you shot it in ireland? >> we did. >> jimmy: which has got to be great. these people, actors will come through, they're talking about these places wear they shot these movies and sometimes you go, oh my god, this is not a place you'd ever necessarily want to visit, but ireland definitely is one of those places. >> truly incredible. >> jimmy: what town did you shoot at? >> a lot of it in anniscary, which is in county wicklow. some of it dublin, our studio was in dublin. >> jimmy: were people as welcoming as everyone says the people in ireland are? >> yes. >> absolutely, 100%. >> to the point of, like -- wow, you're really nice here.
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because there's a pride there too. and also such a beautiful history that they know is incredible. and they want you to love their country as much as they do. and so we were -- >> i thought you were going to surprise me. >> oh, no, there's no more turkey legs. >> turkey leg! >> there's just a big turkey coming this way! >> jimmy: don't worry, it has no legs, it won't go fast. [ laughter ] did you go to the irish pubs and hang out with the locals and really integrate with them? >> we were still -- >> yeah, things were still not open yet. >> it was early covid days. as it opened up, i got to go to johnny fox's and get a pint. in wicklow. we made incredible friends. truly for life. and this entire crew is irish. i mean, everyone is local. >> jimmy: did you learn the irish phrases and -- >> oh, yeah. "what's the craic?" >> see, i always get it wrong. i have a friend from ireland.
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i'm like, "she has a good crack." [ laughter ] >> no, no, it's not that. >> no, she does, she has a good crack! no. >> it's c-r-a-i-c. what's the craic? tell me what you did this week, what's the craic? like, what's going on? >> or somebody's fun. i'm going to say it wrong. you can say, "she's a good craic." i think you don't say "a," i got it wrong again. >> jimmy: this is important to know. if they're in l.a. and they're asking for crack, they're going to get -- [ laughter ] >> correct. >> jimmy: one of two things and neither is going to be good. >> where's the craic, that's different. >> is there -- never mind, i'm going to let it go. >> jimmy: fun to see you together. thanks for being here. mcdreamy is in the movie with you as well. >> it is. we have a lot of the original cast back. we're really lucky. plus wonderful new additions. we're so grateful. >> jimmy: the movie is "disenchanted." it premieres friday on disney
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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from bush is on the way. our next guest is about to don some of the world's most popular pigtails. she plays gomez and morticia's kid in a new show from tim burton. "wednesday" premieres wednesday, november 23rd, on netflix. please welcome jenna ortega. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i heard you were with guillermo at the awards show the other night? >> i actually was.
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i wanted to say something but we were at different tables. i made kind of awkward eye contact with you, i think. >> guillermo: me too, i wanted to say hi but you were doing the red carpet. ah, maybe next time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you up for an award next year, too? >> i don't know, maybe. >> jimmy: congratulations, you got honored that night as well, right? >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is something you've got going on here. you're 20 years old? >> correct. >> jimmy: acting more than half your life, since how old? >> since i was 9, yeah. >> jimmy: 9 years old, you started acting. you did commercials? >> yeah, when i first started acting, because i had no connection to hollywood or the industry, i was told i i could only do commercials. >> jimmy: what commercials did you do? >> i did a lot. i feel like the most -- i had a pretty big old navy commercial. and i was accidentally mcdonald's girl for a year because three unrelated casting
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directors hired me in mcdonald's commercials. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: so you got a mcdonald's commercial and mcdonald's was unaware you'd been in their last commercial? >> yeah, the last two. >> jimmy: the last two commercials? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're not paying attention, are they? >> that's their business, not mcdonald's commercials? >> dance and do certain things. assign food to the girls. usually me, another girl, another two girls. "you're fries, you're nuggets, you're aprples." every time without fail, i was apples. [ laughter ] it was one of the most disappointing experiences of my life. [ laughter ] craft after work would heat up some of the nuggets to give to me after work, "we know you wanted the nuggets." then you're charity, it's a pity project. >> jimmy: you're sitting sadly eating apples. although probably the healthier alternative in the long run.
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>> true, but now every time i see an apple i'm infuriated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. i have rage. >> jimmy: i wish i could make a chicken mcnugget come down from the sky right now for you. [ laughter ] unfortunately, disney doesn't own mcdonald's, we only can do turkey legs. >> that's fine, i know where i stand. my first late-night show, so i thought -- [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. had we known about the terrible mcdonald's thing, we would have had all the dipping sauces you could imagine here. [ laughter ] what is your dipping sauce of choice? >> i'm kind of weird. can i say hot sauce? i don't really dip thing. >> you don't dip things? >> yeah, i just fuely -- i do or i don't -- >> jimmy: that is a mantra for you, a life philosophy? >> yeah, you could almost apply it to anything. >> jimmy: you don't dip at all? >> no. >> jimmy: hold on a minute. okay, so let's say -- would you dip a french fry in ketchup? >> no. >> jimmy: you would not?
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>> i'm not a big ketchup guy. >> jimmy: okay. you're not even a guy, really. [ laughter ] i think i know why they gave you the apples, you know? [ laughter ] did being in these commercials, being acting, doing the acting jobs, make you a big deal at school? >> no, no one cared. >> they didn't? >> no. >> jimmy: isn't that weird? >> hm, not really. it was kind of nice. if people did care, they would make a weird, random remark. i don't think any of us kind of expected something to happen. >> jimmy: did you go to public school? >> yeah, i went to public school up until i did a disney show a couple of years ago, up until then i was in public school. >> jimmy: then you were homeschooled? >> yeah. >> jimmy: on set? >> homeschooled for a majority of high school, yeah. >> jimmy: did you go to the prom. would you have to go with your mom or something? >> no, i -- they had -- they had a prom, but then disney also has, like, a separae prom for their kids. >> jimmy: they do? >> yeah, it's kind of --
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>> jimmy: disney has a prom for young stars? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are they trying to get you guys to meet? [ laughter ] >> i think they're trying to make us feel normal. but it's just really awkward. because you don't know these kids, and their parents are there. >> jimmy: oh. >> and people are socializing and promoting. it's a really sweet thing on disney's part, but it is -- >> jimmy: is it, though? i feel like there's more to that story. i feel like they're trying to maybe have you guys create more disney kids. [ laughter ] somehow -- you know what i'm saying? wow. that's interesting. are you from here in l.a.? >> i'm from the coachella valley. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: palm springs, palm desert area. when you go on auditions, do you drive out to l.a. all the time? >> yeah, so four, five times a week -- my mom was a full-time e.r. nurse but she'd drive me, six, seven-hour round trip l.a. and back for auditions. >> jimmy: she was a full-time e.r. nurse? >> yeah, and she has five other kids. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh my god, wow, yeah,
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i know. >> jimmy: hold on a second, that's great your mom works so hard, was so supportive. on the other hand, as an e.r. nurse, probably a lot of people died because you had to go do these commercials. [ laughter ] >> she was one of the best ones there, too. >> jimmy: what do you talk to your mom about for seven hours a day, four times a week? >> she went through i think every murder podcast that ever existed. so much so, i could recognize hosts by their voice and i've heard the same awful, gruesome murders through, like, five different people's perspective. [ laughter ] i know everyone's tastes. >> jimmy: things have really changed, you know? this wednesday, i mean -- this show looks like it's going to be a big show. you get that sense? >> yeah, it was weird. on the day, i never got that sense. tv, everything is so rushed. and i didn't -- that's me being very naive, because you have someone like tim burton's name attached. i thought, oh, yeah -- >> jimmy: tim burton is one of the great directors, such a
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creative director. what is he like to work with on a day-to-day basis? >> he's one of my favorite directors i've ever worked with. he's such a sweet guy. or a sweet little creature. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sweet little creature? >> a little bit of a creature. he kind of mumbles to himself. it's like his own little language. speaking to him earlier today, half the conversation was -- [ mumbling ] you're like, "totally, i feel the exact same way." then you go and continue about your day. >> jimmy: you're speaking a burton-ese of some kind, there's a language you have to learn? >> yes. >> jimmy: wednesday, christina ricci, who played wednesday in the movie in, what, the '90s, i guess that probably was, she's in the show as well? >> correct. >> jimmy: that had to be a little odd for her, now you're wednesday, it's like looking at her own past or something. >> i feel like i personally made it a little weird. she was really sweet about it. me, it was one of the most awkward experiences i've ever had. >> jimmy: how did you make it weird? >> she's -- you know, i'm
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dressed up the way she was 30 years ago. she's getting to watch me, but i know her as wednesday in my head. i think socially i can be kind of hard to communicate with at times. sometimes i would say something as a joke, i think i have a very dark sense of humor, and she would go "oh, that's dark." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. so then i wouldn't want -- >> jimmy: you know it's dark when wednesday thinks it's dark. [ laughter ] >> yeah. she's a sweetheart. if it hadn't been for her being so generous and professional and impressive as an individual -- i was able to get over myself within the first couple days. >> jimmy: we were flipping through the netflix queue, my kids, i don't know? they're old enough -- i don't think they're old enough to see it. they'll probably figure out a way to see it one way or the other. they seemed genuinely excited by the previews. >> i feel like -- not to pitch my show or anything. >> jimmy: that is kind of why you're here, so go ahead. [ laughter ] >> i do foal like there's a bit of everything for everyone. everyone is so diverse and
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different. and i feel like jokes are safe enough but still disturbing enough. you go back to the '90s, some of the stuff that they have in there was -- not cool. >> jimmy: yeah well, you know what? some people dip, some people don't. [ laughter ] it's as simple as that. it's great to have you here. the show is called "wednesday." and it premieres on wednesday, november 23rd, on netflix. jenna ortega! thank you, jenna. we'll be back with bush. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz.
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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to amy adams, maya rudolph, and jenna ortega. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, their album is called "the art of survival." here with the song, "more than machines," bush! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ don't step on my toes let the weather go it's been a long ♪ ♪ wait in bed
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say what we blow let's go ♪ ♪ this is the time to shine everything wrong should be right ♪ ♪ girls you in control not the government not the government ♪ ♪ nothing changes never stops say what ♪ ♪ breathe we are more than machines we are because we feel ♪ ♪ when everything goes down it is how we come around we are more than a dream ♪ ♪ but this heart is made of steel i said i need you now ♪ ♪ you are everything to me more than machines ♪ore than machines ♪-
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♪ more than machines don't forget the code let the wind blow ♪ ♪ you can't be assured of a window shame bro ♪ ♪ we know you foe here is the news in blood everything wrong ♪ ♪ should be right the earth dies it's a money thing ♪ ♪ it's a money thing nothing changes never stops ♪ ♪ say what breathe we are more than machines ♪ ♪ we are because we feel when everything goes down it is how we come around ♪ ♪ we are more than a dream but this heart is made of steel ♪ ♪ i said i need you now you are everything to me more than machines ♪ ♪ more than machines more than machines ♪
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♪ ♪ ♪ we are more than machines we are because we feel ♪ ♪ when everything goes down it is how we come around ♪ ♪ we are more than a dream but this heart is made of steel ♪ ♪ i said i need you now you are everything to me more than machines ♪ ♪ more than machines more than machines more than machines ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ after 50 years and counting, nasa is on its way back to the moon. plus trump's return. despite the midterm disappointment, the former president throws his hat in the race for the white house. >> i am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the united states. >> will the republican party fall in line? plus megan thee stallion. hip-hop megastar with hits like "body" at the center of a rallying cry to protect black women. >> we don't talk enough about the way misogyny plays out in realtime.

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