jimmy kimmel is next. have a happy thanksgiving. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, chris hemsworth. meghann fahy. and music from maneskin. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. very nice. that's very kind. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming to hollywood to see us. well, i got to tell you something. just on a personal note, i had quite a weekend in florida. we were down at mar-a-lago for the wedding.

were you invited to the wedding, tiffany trump? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, boy, we love tiff. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: everything was absolutely first class. jimmy john's did the catering. [ laughter ] there was a ketchup fountain, which i've not seen. [ laughter ] eric was the ring bearer. don jr. gave the worst man speech. [ laughter ] everything was perfect! it was sweet too. before the father-daughter dance, donald trump went up to every woman at the wedding and said, "are you tiffany?" [ laughter ] once he found her, he walked tiffany down the aisle/bouncy castle. [ laughter ] that's what's known as understated elegance right there. [ laughter ] then he gave a beautiful toast. i have to admit when he got to the part where he talked about i got emotional., i teared up.- [ laughter ] the best part was, i got to spend time with the whole clan. there we are. such good people. [ laughter ] salt of the earth. trump you can see was all dolled up. [ applause ] either his hair is getting

whiter or his skin is getting orange-er. i don't know. [ laughter ] he looks like a creamsicle now. his color balance is off. i got to hang with the juniors, djtj and gilfy. [ laughter ] they know how to party. everybody put politics aside. this was about showing up for tiff. and then, this was fun. during the cocktail hour, i snuck down to the storage room at mar-a-lago and read some very interesting things about iran's nuclear program. [ laughter and applause ] you know, you see donald trump in these photos with these dignitaries, et cetera, and he is always giving the thumbs-up. but he is now giving it for personal events. here he is giving a thumb-up with the bride. [ laughter ] here he is with tiffany and his son barron. [ laughter ] now the happy couple and melania. again with the thumbs-up. here with the two ex-wives thumbs-up. [ laughter ] he is like borat and fonzie now. he's got the thumb up at all times. after the wedding, this was a fun bit of malice intrigue.

ivanka, who is the daughter, not the ex-wife who is buried in the golf course. [ laughter ] ivanka posted a photo on instagram that had don jr.'s fiancee, kimberly, cropped out. kimberly guilfoyle was cut out of the post. how horrible do you have to be to get cut out of a trump famil? [ laughter ] the dresses were very mar-a-lago. lara trump's had wings so she could fly back to her home planet. [ laughter ] kimberly guilfoyle is dressed as both the cracker and the barrel. [ laughter ] and ivanka wore heels so high, you could hang mike pence from them. [ laughter ] sadly, we had to wrap it up by 4:00, because trump rented the ballroom for an insurance conference. but it was fun, a lot of fun while it lasted. this, to me, sums trump's weekend up very well. first he posts, "my wonderful daughter tiffany will be getting married today at mar-a-lago. she and michael are a beautiful couple who will be very happy together. a big thank you and congratulations to tiffany's mother, marla, on the bringing up of a really great daughter!" the one time he doesn't take

credit for something, it's tiffany. [ laughter ] okay. then within an hour's time, he writes "idiot and possibly corrupt officials have lost control of the tainted election in arizona. machines broken in republican areas. a new election must be called for immediately!" [ laughter ] now back to the macarena, i guess, i don't know. [ laughter and applause ] it was an emotional weekend for trump, because he gave away a daughter and the senate on the same night, on saturday night. [ cheers and applause ] on saturday, democrats officially won the senate. catherine cortez masto won re-election in nevada. her victory gives democrats 50 seats, and vice president harris' tie-breaking vote, should it be needed, gives them the majority, and also gives her something to do. which is good. [ laughter ] many of the candidates trump endorsed wound up losing. everything trump touches dies, which explains why melania will live forever.

[ moans and laughter ] trump, of course, is screaming that the election was rigged, especially in phoenix, he wrote. "so in maricopa county they're at it again. voting machines in large numbers didn't work," blah, blah, blah. "they stole the electron from blake masters." [ laughter ] oh no, blake masters' electron has been stolen! [ laughter ] we don't protect his proton, his neutron will be next! [ laughter ] stealing "the electron" from blake masters sounds like the plot of the next "avengers" movie. [ laughter ] there is still one senate seat up for grabs in georgia, where herschel walker and raphael warnock are headed to a run-off. they've already started the fundraising. republicans are going to great lengths to get herschel walker across the goal line. and none more so than south carolina senator lindsey graham, who gets downright emotional whenever he talks about his sweet little hershey's kisses. >> herschel walker is a nightmare for liberals. he's an african american conservative. they had belittled him.

they have treated him like crap. his family stand by herschel tonight. if you can give, give. >> jimmy: look at what you did, america. you made that sweet old woman cry. [ laughter ] i hope you are proud of yourselves. [ applause ] lindsey graham. he is something else. i wonder if they'll be in florida tomorrow night. donald trump has announced that he is going to announce that he is running for president tomorrow. not too many of his fellow republicans seem excited about it. they tried to get him to delay the announcement. he said no. many of them blame trump for what happened in the midterms and see him as a liability going forward. but we've heard this before. the question now is, are republicans finally ready to break away from donald trump for good? and if they are, there is help. >> do you have a donald trump problem? >> republicans haven't resolved their trump problem. >> i think donald trump gives us problems. >> that you just can't seem to shake. >> we're still seeing a republican party that can't quit donald trump. >> you wish it would go away. >> the short message to donald trump, go away.

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with mike pence. take that, monday night football! [ laughter ] it was two hours of "bachelor in paradise," and then an hour of mike pence. [ laughter ] that's like herpes in the hot tub and then bleaching it out. [ laughter ] mike pence sat with david muir of abc news who asked him about one of trump's most inflammatory tweets on january 6th. you remember pence was in hiding with his family. watch the body language here, because there is something churning inside mike pence that might possibly require an exorcist. >> 2:24 p.m., the president tweets "mike pence didn't have the courage to do what should have been done." [ laughter ] >> it angered me. but i turned to my daughter, who was standing nearby, and i said, it doesn't take courage to break

the law. it takes courage to uphold the law. >> jimmy: this is what he said to his daughter. you know what i would have said to my daughter at that moment? "run." "hillbillies with horns want to kill cad daddy, run out of this place!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] only mike pence could take a story where he almost got hung by a mob of insurrectionists and make it read like a dishwasher instruction manual. [ laughter ] pence also shared an excerpt from his book that details the moment trump encouraged him to break the law. >> president trump retweeted an obscure article titled "operation pence card." it alluded to the theory that i could alter the outcome of the election on january 6th. i showed it to karen, my wife, and rolled my eyes. mother admonished me for being discourteous, and she was right to do so. mother abhorred crude facial expressions. i took no supper and spent the rest of the evening facing the wall in the mud room like a vewy bad boy.

[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: anyone else turned on right now? president biden is in bali right now for the g20 summit. today, grampotus met with chinese president xi for the first time since taking office. pretty clear biden was excited for the meeting, because xi's standing here waiting for him. came in pretty hot. [ laughter ] it was a long flight. he had to pee. okay? [ laughter ] meanwhile, jeff bezos, you know the bald guy in the cowboy hat we buy our fiber gummies from? [ laughter ] bezos said, over the weekend, that he will give most of his $120 billion fortune to charity, and the rest will go to season 2 of that "lord of the rings" show. [ laughter ] this is a nice change of pace. you know, usually when a billionaire wants to give away all his money, he has to buy twitter or go on an anti-semitic rant. [ laughter ] [ applause ] bezos says he plans to use his fortune to fight climate change

and support people who can, quote, unify humanity. i guess once you've rocketed into the stratosphere in a giant space penis, there's nothing left to buy anyway. [ laughter ] speaking of big bucks, we have a new number one movie in america. "black panther: wakanda forever." [ cheering ] made $181 million this weekend. and whenever a new movie enters the marvel cinematic universe, we ask our in-house movie critic, his name is yehya, to review it as only he can. so here is yehya talkin' about the movie "black panther: wakanda forever." ♪ >> hi! action! it's me, yehya. i talk about the new movie now, "black panther." behind me. the first "black panther, kenny bossumon. god bless him in the end. "black panther number 2." the "black panther" is all action. it is not the fish guy with the longer hair.

is brand-new fresh guy. and have very good time under the ocean. i love the scuba diving, i love the ocean. is good movie. like a marvel movie. like the new captain america. and also like the hero, the guy look like the cow. [ laughter ] the african american, the queen, anjelli, she is in the movie "stella go to the island." she have sex with everyone. [ laughter ] that's the long lady, labita nanji. african name. she in the movie. "the people like murder." the bald lady, dina carabian. she is in the show a long time, people come, eat your brain. >> i want to eat your brain. can i have it? >> sure. show them who we are. >> go see the movie. it's good movie. "ocanda forever!" [ cheers and applause ]

>> that's it. >> jimmy: thank you so much, yehya, wherever you may be. we have a fun show tonight. from "the white lotus," on hbo, meghann fahy is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from måneskin. and we'll be right back with the son of odin, the god of thunder, chris hemsworth. so stick around.

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. tonight from "the white lotus," meghann fahy is with us. later, rock band all the way from italy, they are hugely popular. they have over six billion streams in only two years. their latest is called "the loneliest." maneskin on the mercedes stage. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great week of guests this week.

kumail nanjiani, patrick dempsey, pink will be here, amy adams and maya rudolph will join us. we have music from backseat lovers and bush too. please join us for that. our first guest is the god of thunder from down under. puts his beautiful human body to the test in the docuseries "limitless" with chris hemsworth. you can watch it on disney+. please say hello to chris hemsworth! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> very well, thank you. >> jimmy: good to see you. i know you just got in from prague. >> i did. >> jimmy: which is in the czech republic. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: which might as well be on the moon for all i know. what are you doing, working there? >> i did additional photography

for "extraction 2." >> jimmy: oh, you're making a sequel that was a big hit. >> the biggest film for a while there. my character died a horrible death and has now been resurrected. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i ask you, is this a dumb question? why is it called additional photography? >> it used to be called reshoots and it gave the impression that we screwed something up that we had to fix it. now we're adding to it. it's additional. >> jimmy: it's like used cars became preowned cars? [ laughter ] >> exactly, yeah. >> jimmy: interesting. there is always a little something in everything. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: i don't know if you noticed this, i don't know why i did this, but when you came out, we shook hands and you kind of put your hand and i flexed. [ laughter ] >> that was a little -- tense? >> jimmy: a little tense? i don't know what it was. >> a few extra push-ups. that was a strong embrace, it was warm. >> jimmy: i'm sure you're aware of this. you must be. maybe you didn't get this news in the czech republic, but your

fellow avenger chris evans has been named sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause ] an honor you held as well in the past. >> yep. it's the passing of the torch, isn't it? >> jimmy: did this go around? i know you guys have a text chain. >> we do. we have an avengers text chain. it very quickly was like, what are you doing with your hands back there? [ laughter ] it was like downey said he is being arrested. i said, it's a beautiful mugshot. jeremy renner said a series of things which we won't repeat. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does he add the color commentary, off color commentary? >> often. >> jimmy: maybe you should listen, i'm so sexy, i can barely keep my hands off myself. [ laughter ] i'm going to tuck them back here behind my belt so i don't go crazy. i would imagine you're very proud of him, yeah? >> absolutely. he is indeed a sexy man. [ laughter ] i say, well done. >> jimmy: you are on the inside of the magazine with the sexiest dog. >> the sexiest dog. look at that. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: is that your dog? >> that's my dog, sonny. >> jimmy: you can't have a prop dog because if your dog sees it, you have a problem. [ laughter ] >> i've got two dogs, the other one was extremely jealous. >> jimmy: make sure he doesn't pee on that. [ laughter ] so you have this new show, and it's called "limitless." it's absolutely crazy. this is a crazy thing that you're doing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you aware of that, that it is kind of crazy? >> prior, no. the initial kind of pitch to me was it was a show on longevity. we're going test some of the science around longevity, how to live a longer, healthier life. and we'll do a series of different challenges and it will be fun and educational and so on. as it went on, each episode got more and more extreme. initially it was for the shock episode we'll do a cold water immersion. so i'll be in an ice bath. and then it was like, you know -- let's go to norway and

swim in the arctic. expanded from there. >> jimmy: how far did you swim in the arctic? and what temperature was that? >> it was 35 degrees fahrenheit, which is what near freezing. >> jimmy: yes, very close to freezing. >> 3 degrees celsius. in a pair of board shorts. and darren aronofsky was directing and said we're going to get out in the ocean. at one point it was in the port, you know. it was quite quiet and calm. he said, "this doesn't look dramatic enough, we need to go to something more intense." i got shifted out more in the open along the coastline when there was wind and chop and snowing. and as i'm stepping down off the rock, i'm walking through snow and ice and hop into the water. and off we went. it was one of the most intense things i've ever done. >> jimmy: intense in a good way? >> um, painful. [ laughter ] if you enjoy pain, for sure. yeah. >> jimmy: does anyone really enjoy pain? i mean, i know there are people -- >> unhealthy. >> jimmy: and you're the only one.

just to be clear, everybody is there. people have cameras. darren is like, this is not intense enough! i'm going stand off to the side while chris freezes in the arctic. >> yeah, yeah. each time i do one of these experiments or tests or whatever they want to call them, challenges as they put it, positive connotation, i thought, if i fail this and i don't commit to this, i don't achieve this, this stunt, there is no episode. so there was a small amount of pressure there. >> jimmy: the show must go on. >> the show must go on. >> jimmy: also, you're dead. that's the other -- >> oh, i die, yeah. i die. >> jimmy: this is not like the movie where they can resurrect you. this is real life. >> no stunt double, no. >> jimmy: so we're going to show a clip here. i really want to focus on what's going on here. so don't tell us anything about what's happening, but this is from "limitless" with chris hemsworth. >> so i'm getting winched down, and it feels a lot longer than 100 feet.

i don't want to look back up, because i'm like, this is so much further than i've ever climbed. >> jimmy: so this is like one of those climb the rope things you do in school, except for they're hanging you over -- >> a thousand feet off the ground. >> jimmy: a thousand feet off the ground. >> and it was hundred feet of rope. the most i'd done in training something. >> jimmy: and they told you this is a show about longevity, when in r >> they're trying ] >> jimmy: it seems to be the opposite, yeah.e whole experience is you want to live things that makill you. >> jimmy: was that the scariest thing you've ever done in your life? >> that was pretty intense. yeah. they had me walk across a beam about two feet wide, hanging off a skyscraper, on the next episode. but that was intense. that was a combination of like the intensity of the hype but also trying to muscle my way up the rope.

the first pitch in that episode is i would pull the car across the flat track of land. and i hurt my back during that. so they said, let's do a rope climb. i started doing the rope climb. and the guy that was training me said, you want to be as lean and light as possible. you want to be strong, but don't put on too much weight. i said, great, we'll do it before i start shooting "thor." i started training. i blow my ankle out. and the show that might kill him, you can do that after. >> jimmy: i'm surprised they let you do this in the first place. >> at the time i came to shoot it, end of "thor," i was thor-sized. my trainer looked at me and said, "you're screwed, this is going to be the hardest thing you've ever done." [ laughter ] it wasn't even about strength. it became will and a fistfight to try and get up the thing. >> jimmy: what does your family thinking about you going on these little adventures? >> my dad was like, don't do it, this is crazy, what are you doing? >> jimmy: because he loves you. >> because he loves me. my wife, on the other hand --

no. [ laughter ] "you'll be fine, go, remember to do the dishes when you get back." no. all of them were like why are you doing this again? and i was i don't know. to live longer? yeah, but what if you fall and don't live long? >> jimmy: next time you have one of these pitches, give me a call. i'll run you through the realities of it. i love to help. i think i can give you some clarity on this. >> i'd appreciate it. i'd appreciate it. >> jimmy: when we come back, we have something weird planned for you. and maybe that's all i should say about it. >> that was the pitch for "limitless." weird. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: weird, not dangerous, though. chris hemsworth is with us and "limitless" is the show. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by canon. take the drama out of work. visit canonharmonyatwork.com. i'm more stressed than rush week. 'cause thanks to dad i'm not a legacy. you have a canon printer

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. we are back with chris hemsworth. the show is called "limitless with chris hemsworth." do you have craigslist in australia? >> it's called the trading post. >> jimmy: the trading post. you know what it is?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: we went through craigslist and found some items that had been on sale for quite some time. and they're not selling, quite frankly. and we thought perhaps it would make them more valuable if you were to somehow bless them, to have a little experience with them. okay? >> yeah, okay. >> jimmy: we have the title. "chris hemsworth touches your junk." [ laughter ] >> that's it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we'll have to come up with a different name. >> jimmy: all right. whatever the case, let's do it. let's bring out our first people who are selling things. and first of all, we've got a gentleman named john. [ applause ] john, what are you -- why don't you come forward. yes, we'll step over here. tell us what you have for sale. >> i've got a painless dentist sign that i got when i first bought my dental office in 1986. >> display that for the camera, if you would be so kind. it says "painless dentist." how much are you asking for this? >> $25. >> jimmy: $25.

how long have you been trying to sell it? >> oh, about a year. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you describe it in your listing as a great gift. >> a great gift for your dentist. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your dentist. okay. you were a dentist? >> yes, i was. >> jimmy: and people saw the sign and they felt like oh, yeah, no problem. >> no problem. >> jimmy: but it's a lie, isn't it? >> no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there was no pain at all when you sat people in the chair? >> minimal. >> jimmy: minimal. that's not painless to me. i don't know. [ laughter ] so this bit of false advertising is currently priced at $25. what do you think, chris? would you be so kind as to touch his junk? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don, you mind if chris touches your junk? >> not at all. >> jimmy: all right. here it is. [ cheers and applause ] it has been touched by chris hemsworth. very good. now let's look at the listing. and we can see it was $25.

now the sale price is $50. [ cheers and applause ] i think it's worth even more than that. all right. next up, we have alec loutrel. hello, alec. don't get too close. he has a hammer. [ laughter ] >> very excited to touch that junk. >> jimmy: tell us about your item. >> you know, it's a ball peen hammer. it hammers. pretty much all it does. >> jimmy: it is used for what, what specifically? what is the ball peen used for? >> i think this end is metal working. so you could probably do some forging if you wanted to. and this, just a normal hammer. >> jimmy: how much is a new ball peen hammer? >> $10. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and this one is also $10? >> $10. [ laughter ] i'm sticking with it, you know. >> jimmy: so it's like a new ball peen hammer, except old, and with none of the convenience that a new hammer might bring? >> and it's a little greasy too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's a little bit greasy too.

i think, to me having thor hold the hammer, i mean -- what do you think, chris? >> it's asthe pplause ] price, right? gia swing.[ cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that's awesome. all right. te ball peen hammer, original listing price, $10. new asking price after being swung by thor, $6,000. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> jimmy: i wish you a lot of luck. maybe we can smash that dentist sign with that hammer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and finally, andrea has got -- what is that? explain that. >> it's a lawn chair. >> jimmy: it's a what? >> it's a lawn chair. >> jimmy: a lawn chair. which is made of?

>> lawn. >> jimmy: lawn. this is something that you acquired how? >> i made it. >> jimmy: oh, you made this. >> the chair was being discarded, and i felt like i needed to rescue it. and i needed indoor furniture that felt like outdoors. >> jimmy: this was for use in your home? >> yes. >> i love it. >> jimmy: and now you have no need for it? >> well, i have a lot of furniture and i really need to move it. so i decided to give them up, even though it's really hard to give up this chair. >> jimmy: is this something you would be interested in perhaps ven sitting in, chris? >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: have a seat. >> indoor/outdoor. >> indoor/outdoor. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: how does it feel? sturdy? >> thank you. >> very comfortable. very comfortable. >> jimmy: it looks good on you. >> it is comfortable, right? >> yeah, i like this. >> jimmy: let's take a look at the original listing. the original listing was very high. [ laughter ] the current listing is --

[ cheers ] slightly above that. all right. well, these three items are available if you're local in los angeles. >> can i buy this one? >> jimmy: buy it? >> can i have it for the original price? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: owned by chris hemsworth. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] wow. look at that. sale made. "limitless" with chris hemsworth premieres wednesday on disney+. chris hemsworth, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with meghann fahy. (keyboard sounds) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: we have music from maneskin on the way. our next guest is a talented actress whose career has taken her from theater to soap opera to film and now premium streaming. you can see her on "the white lotus" sunday on hbo and hbo max. please welcome meghann fahy. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you doing? you must be colder than chris hemsworth in the arctic right now. >> well, i just watched chris hemsworth, so i'm not that cold. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: i just want to tell you something, because my wife and i, we enjoy "the white lotus," and we've been watching you, and we'd never seen you before. who is this actress? she is fantastic. >> i know, it's so nice for all of you people to pretend you know who i am. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not the point i'm getting at. we're saying she's so great. you really are a standout on the show. >> thank you. that's so nice. >> jimmy: and then i look at the week coming up, oh, she is on this week. so here you are. >> it's my first talk show. i'm very excited. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: so i mention you've had -- broadway and soap operas. you were very like a kid when you started on broadway, right? >> i was 18.

but by the time i actually was doing the broadway shows i was a little older. i was 19, 20. >> jimmy: how do you get a job on broadway when you're a teenager? >> you got to have my mom. [ laughter ] that's the key. yeah. >> jimmy: is she available? [ laughter ] >> no. she -- i went to an open call that she had heard about through a friend from work, i think. and i really didn't want to go because i was so nervous and very shy at the time. and she kind of strong-armed me into it. >> jimmy: you weren't even living in new york, right? >> no. i was living at home. i had just graduated high school. >> jimmy: in massachusetts. >> yeah, that's right. >> jimmy: and then your mom heard from a friend at work. which by the way, those stories never end well. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mom heard something from a friend at work. usually you wind up in a terrible situation. you go and you audition. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what musical or play were you a part of? >> i was auditioning at the time for what was supposed to be "spider man: the musical".

>> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you've probably heard of it. >> jimmy: sure. [ laughter ] >> of course, i didn't end up being a part of that production. but the casting director there wanted to see me for something else, which ended up being "next to normal," the musical about the -- the rock musical about mental illness. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> pretty niche. [ laughter ] right up my alley, yeah. >> jimmy: so you got that part. and then you started auditions for other things. >> yeah. well, i was the understudy at first. and then the woman who originated the role, jen damiano, left to do "spider-man" and i sort of took over to her. >> jimmy: you owe a lot to "spider-man," apparently. >> it was a full circle moment. >> jimmy: when you're the understudy, are you happy when the other person gets sick? it's like, yes! [ laughter ] >> it's kind of a weird story because she and i were living together at the time. so we'd be partying together and the next morning she would call and be like, "it's going to be you today." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how often do you get to play the role when you're the

understudy? is it typically -- >> not that often, honestly. pretty infrequent. >> jimmy: just when she was hung over. >> just then. >> jimmy: then the soap opera you were on was "one life to live." >> yes. >> jimmy: soap opera fans, are they still insane? my aunt fran chased kelly ripa around new york -- >> your aunt fran did that? >> jimmy: for many years, yeah. >> i can't say i blame her. i would follow her as well. they are. i was on the 1 train once because i was doing "next to normal" at the time. was shooting during the day and doing the show at night. and i remember going back up to my apartment, and these sort of like a gaggle of women, they were like, "that's the bitch from one life to live!" because i played a really -- an evil person on the show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. >> i was like kidnapping babies and burying people alive. >> jimmy: you were?

>> yeah. and they started screaming at me as if i had done those things. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: which for the record, you've not. >> for the record, to anyone's knowledge, yeah. >> jimmy: that's interesting, because now on the show you're on, your character seems to be very, you know, likable, very friendly, wealthy, a little out of touch. but people think you're maybe the murderer in that opening scene of the first episode, there is bodies floating in the water. and then last night we were watching, you said "i'm not a victim." and that was a little bit of a red light or a warning. >> it's like a turning point for sure. because the first two episodes you're sort of meant to think she is simple and just like a housewife. and then i think last night's episode you kind of realize there is a little bit more spooky stuff going on. >> jimmy: so she is the murderer? >> yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now i'm wondering. maybe we have to look back at this. if your character does turn out to be a murderer, it's going to be kind of amazing that you were

that quick to go yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. she's the murderer. i'll be like, she told us! she really is a psycho! >> i could be telling the truth. >> jimmy: you could be telling the truth. but i guess that's acting, isn't it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you're in that scene, the opening scene, i don't know if you shot it first or out of order or what. >> it was one of the last things we did. towards the end. we shot everything out of order. >> jimmy: were those real people, dead people? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i was hoping you were going to ask that. everybody was really dead. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i should have said, were they -- were they mannequins or where they humans? >> um, both. >> jimmy: both. okay. interesting. and were those any of the characters that we see in the show? >> the dead person? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> um -- oh, can i say? >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] >> maybe.

>> jimmy: maybe is the only unacceptable answer. >> i came tonight on the show to give half answers to everything. >> jimmy: well, i guess you would ruin it. in a way i want to know but in a way i don't want to know. but if you're going to bust it out, you might as well do it right here. right? >> that's honestly how i feel, yeah. >> jimmy: this hotel, i've had conversations with no less than 15 people now who are like, do you know what hotel that is? i have to go to that hotel that you shoot the show at. is that hotel a great hotel? or does it just look like it's a great hotel? >> no, it's a great hotel. >> i watched the first episode, and i saw all the aerial shots, and i couldn't believe that i had been there. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's that amazing. >> jimmy: i see. okay. all right. so you're not going to tell us anything. but you do a great job on the show. >> thanks. >> jimmy: it's very entertaining. if you haven't seen it, it's "the white lotus." the mystery is starting to bubble up.

sunday nights 9:00 on hbo and hbo max. meghann fahy, everybody. thank you, meghann. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with maneskin. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to chris hemsworth and meghann fahy. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, all the way from rome, italy, here with the song "the loneliest," maneskin! ♪ ♪ you'll be the saddest ♪ ♪ part of me a part of me that will never be mine ♪ ♪ it's obvious tonight is gonna be the loneliest ♪ ♪ there's a few lines that i have wrote in case of death ♪ ♪ that's what i want that's what

i want so don't be sad ♪ ♪ when i'll be gone there's just the tiing i hope you know ♪don' ♪ i've got left here the only thing i know now is that i wanna ♪ ♪ spend it with you with you nobody else here ♪ ♪ tonight is gonna be the loneliest you'll be the saddest ♪ ♪ part of me a part of me that will never be mine ♪ ♪ it's obvious tonight is gonna be the loneliest ♪ ♪ you're still the oxygen i breathe i see your face ♪ ♪ when i close my eyes it's torturous tonight is gonna be ♪ ♪ the loneliest i'm sorry but i

gotta go if you'll ever miss me ♪ just kp on thinkg hl tt toth in th m if tonight is gonna be ♪ ♪ the loneliest you'll be the saddest part of me ♪ ♪ a part of me that will never be mine it's obvious ♪ ♪ tonight is gonna be the loneliest you're still the oxygen ♪ ♪ i breathe i see your face when i close my eyes ♪ ♪ it's torturous tonight is gonna be the loneliest ♪

♪ ♪ you'll be the saddest part of me a part of me ♪ ♪ that will never be mine it's obvious tonight is gonna be ♪ ♪ the loneliest you'll be the saddest part of me ♪ be mine it's obvious ♪ ♪ tonight is gonna be the loneliest you're still ♪ ♪ the oxygen i breathe i see your face when i close my eyes ♪ ♪ tonight is going to be the loneliest ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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