appreciate your time. right now, seth rogen. ama: good night. stay safe. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- seth rogen. diego calva. and music from aoife o'donovan featuring allison russell with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you. thank you very much. please, relax. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. thanks for the warm welcome. thank you for being here with us at our studio in hollywood, even

if you're only here because southwest canceled your flight home. [ laughter ] and happy new year! is it still okay to say that? i know there's a point at which it becomes annoying. happy new year, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you, happy new year. >> jimmy: did you make a resolution this year? i know you usually do. >> guillermo: yeah, to lose weight. >> jimmy: again, yeah. >> guillermo: and to have more sex. >> jimmy: what was the second thing? >> guillermo: to have more sex. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i won't tell your wife. [ laughter ] wasn't that your resolution last year, to lose weight? >> guillermo: the last five years. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the last five years. maybe next year your resolution should be to gain weight. then, if you fail, great! >> guillermo: all right, yeah, whatever you say. >> jimmy: my resolution this year, in case anyone is wondering, i have two. number one, destroy my enemies. and number two, you know those little packets, the desiccant packets that come in everything the ones with the crunchy little rocks in them that say, "do not eat"? i'm going to start eating those. [ laughter ] don't tell me what not to eat. we had a nice christmas. our son billy, who is 5 years

old, 5-year-olds are the best on christmastime. he came down the stairs christmas morning, took a look at all the presents, and said, "see, i told you i wasn't on the naughty list." those were his first words. and then spent the next ten days being the naughtiest he's ever been. [ laughter ] by the way, how long is the appropriate time to keep a christmas card? is it three seconds or four? before it goes in the garbage? [ laughter ] we missed a lot of good stuff over the break. bill cosby is planning to do a stand-up tour this year. so, if you had trouble getting taylor swift tickets, i have a feeling those might be available. [ laughter ] we also got the final report from the january 6th committee that included extremely convincing evidence that donald trump knew he lost, was directly involved in the fake electors scheme, and even tried to trademark the term "rigged election" to put on t-shirts and hats. [ laughter ] for real. remember when pat riley trademarked "threepeat"? this was the opposite of that. but the big kahuna came from the house ways and means committee, which released six years of trump's tax returns. there weren't many surprises.

he reports millions of dollars in losses in 2015, 2016, 2017, and again in 2020. in 2016 and 2017, he paid $750 in taxes. in 2020, he paid nothing. he listed income, taxes, or expenses from at least 22 foreign countries including china, qatar, brazil, israel, puerto rico. what business did trump have in puerto rico? i bet he tried to claim those paper towels he threw as a business expense. [ laughter ] he even wrote off the $130,000 hush money payment to stormy daniels. i'm guessing he and melania didn't file that one jointly. [ laughter ] and of course, very little in the way of charitable giving. in 2020, trump reported zero dollars donated to charity. even though he promised to donate his full salary as president. which is unusual. it's not like him to break a promise. [ laughter ] trump got the year off to a hot start at mar-a-lago. it was a fun night. they counted down. trump demanded a recount. they counted down again. [ laughter ]

and so on. it was quite a crowd too. the my pillow man, mike lindell, was there. rudy giuliani. it was basically the "you're fired" festival. [ laughter ] eric trump showed up. eric was there, but don jr., ivanka, and jared were not. and not only that, trump invited the cable news networks and no one showed up. fox news was a no-show. even newsmax said, "no, thanks!" this is what happens when you tell everyone you've got a major announcement, and it turns out you're selling virtual pokémon cards. [ laughter ] but while we did not get wall to wall coverage of trump in a tux, we did get a glimpse, courtesy rudy giuliani, who posted this completely inaudible video to twitter. [ no audio ]

>> jimmy: wow, look at that bash. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he swallowed his airpods again. [ applause ] one of the more interesting stories over the break, was that of the newly elected congressman, george santos, from long island, new york. have you heard about this guy? he lied about almost everything. he said he went to horace mann prep school. didn't. he said he has degrees from nyu and baruch college. doesn't. he said he worked for citibank and goldman sachs. he didn't. he said he's jewish, and his grandparents fled the holocaust. he isn't and they didn't. he said he ran a charity called friends of pets united. it doesn't exist. he said his mother died in 9/11. she didn't. he said he's openly gay but was married to a woman in 2019. and he may not even be a u.s. citizen. he may have been born in brazil. he basically catfished an entire congressional district.

[ laughter ] but despite all that, he did not resign. he showed up to his first day of work in washington today. where no one, not one of the many scoundrels wriggling around the house, wanted to sit with him. imagine being so toxic not even matt gaetz wants to sit next to you? [ laughter ] sat there next to other people's kids, picking his nose, wiping it on his hands like a sweaty kid in middle school. he apologized, kind of, for lying. he said he's sorry for "embellishing" his resume. he said a lot of people overstate their resumes to get a job. which is true. for instance, when i was interviewing for this job, i told abc i was rosie o'donnell. [ laughter and applause ] and, of course, in the "there's a tweet for everything" category, back in 2021, santos who as i mentioned lied a million times tweeted "biden is a pathological liar." it's in all caps so you know it's even truer. [ laughter ]

santos is already being investigated by federal prosecutors who want to know how he was able to self-fund $700,000 of his campaign when he only reported making $55,000 a year. he must have one hell of an onlyfans. [ laughter ] so george santos, it's always fun when they introduce a new character. republicans took control of the house today, this time without breaking and entering. [ laughter ] but they were unable to pick a speaker of the house. for the first time in a hundred years, the majority party was unable to agree on a leader on the first ballot. or the second ballot. or the third ballot. kevin mccarthy is being held hostage by a group of republican extremists who don't believe he leans far enough to the right. he lost three rounds of voting today, even though he made multiple offers to these lunatics. he even agreed to cut the office of congressional ethics. this is one of their demands. which is basically like replacing seat belts with fettuccine. [ laughter ] he agreed to that, no luck. he's going to try again

tomorrow. i looked it up. technically, the constitution does not require the speaker of the house to be an elected member of congress. it could be any american. which to me sounds like the premise for a pretty solid pauly shore movie. [ laughter ] right? i mean, come on. it was a very embarrassing day for republicans in the house today. and i have to say, i think they could take a lesson from local government in florida, of all places. this is from a meeting of the ft. lauderdale city commission over the break. where a group of local dominatrixes made a pitch for building a community dungeon. >> would you care to speak? >> good evening, councilpeoples. you may call me mistress. do not let this glamorous look distract you from doing your duty to take my demand. i look forward to spanking each and every single one of you at the new esteemed dungeon. you are dismissed. >> okay, thank you. [ laughter ] happy holidays to you.

anyone else wish to speak? there being none -- >> city manager, are there any districts that have a dungeon? >> not that i know of. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a really good question. hey, if you're looking for a speaker of the house, she just walked out with her friends! [ laughter ] this is very good too. from the abc 7 news team in el paso, texas, winners of the first award this year for "excellence in reporting." >> 2023 is just hours away, and everyone around the world is getting ready to ring in the new year. and one local group is helping migrants downtown celebrate as well. >> and have you seen this man? federal authorities say he escaped from federal prison and they need a little help finding him. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: well. i think i know where to find him. [ laughter ] but you're not going to like how you get there. [ laughter ] you know, i mentioned southwest airlines.

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[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that's not constructive. we've got a -- we are going to start the year with a fun show for you tonight. from "babylon" the movie, diego calva is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from aoife o'donovan. and we'll be right back with the one and only seth rogen, so stick around!

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apathy." aoife o'donovan featuring allison russell from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a good week. this week we've got new shows for the new year with anna kendrick, laura dern, speaker of the house, i guess norm -- maybe she's still speaker of the house, i don't know. we'll find out this week. nancy pelosi will be here. we'll have music from sabrina carpenter, matt maeson, and molly tuttle. our first guest of 2023 is a multi-talented man who makes movies and ceramics. you can see his new docuseries "paul t. goldman" sundays on peacock. please welcome seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i feel like we might be becoming the same person. >> we are slowly -- i saw you ow out there, i was like, we are a pair of glasses away from being the same [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> which is okay, i'm okay with that. >> jimmy: how's your break? did you do anything fun?

did you gather with the family? >> yeah, my nephews came to visit me for a week or so. >> jimmy: nice. >> yeah, my young nephews, it was good to celebrate the holidays. >> jimmy: very nice. >> they are jewish, they didn't celebrate christmas. they don't believe in santa. this was a thing i was curious about. i didn't want to ruin it for them if they did, but i was like, you shouldn't. "what's your guys' stance on santa claus?" my younger nephew who's 9 is like "it's bull [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] it's a funny thing, though, actually. a lot of my friends who are not jewish have kids, they've told their kids about santa claus, now their kids are at the age where they're like, i've gotten myself into a lie i don't know how to get myself out of. and i'm just like, why did you do this? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you -- why are we -- >> jimmy: we've got two kids. >> do they believe in santa claus? >> jimmy: full on board. i think part of it is -- our daughter is 8.

part of it is she feels that if she reveals the truth, she won't get anything. >> oh. >> jimmy: there's a little bit of that going on. >> it's so strange to me. if i'm being honest. and i guess -- it's a lie you tell your kids that you're going to eventually have to tell them was a lie the whole time. >> jimmy: one of their friends usually tells them, though, isn't that how it works? >> i don't know, i was often the kid who told nonjewish kids there's no santa claus. if you want to ruin it for your kids, befriend a jewish family. [ laughter ] with a child around the age of your child, and they will ruin it. yeah. it's funny. looking back, when i was a kid, i was very condescending towards the kids who believed in santa claus. i was like, the santa claus is bull [ bleep ]. but the tooth fairy, that [ bleep ]'s real. [ laughter ] and you do not besmirch the name of the tooth fairy! because that is a real thing, and that actually happens. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.

>> no, i guess -- yeah, i may relate to it because jewish holidays are not about joy and wonder, they're often about jews getting murdered. like chanukah is literally about the greeks murdered the jews, and they thought they had enough oil to burn for one day of light, and then they had enough oil for eight days of light! that's chanukah! seven more days of oil burning. and christmas is like, a guy -- it's jesus' birthday. and the magical man gives presents to everyone on the planet. >> jimmy: right. >> which is a much better story, i think. >> jimmy: it is, it's more upbeat for sure. >> i understand why that narrative caught on more than the oil-burning days. >> jimmy: people who misjudged -- >> the prevailing narrative. >> jimmy: -- the amount of oil they had. >> it doesn't fit on a card well. "happy oil burning day." yeah. it's -- again, it started with the greeks murdering the jews. if you're greek, you are the villain of chanukah, you should

know that, you're the bad guy. you are the grinch of chanukah. >> jimmy: the greek grinch, yeah. >> that's where the grinch comes from, from the greek -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the word "grinch" -- >> that's why they're so hairy, covered in fur. [ laughter ] gonna getcha! long, hairy fingers like the greeks. greeks are known for hairy fingers! [ laughter ] and if they're really green, you know they're from greece, that's how you know. [ laughter ] that's a real greek guy. >> jimmy: i didn't know any of this. >> their hair is green on their fingers. they're from athens. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have so much to learn from you, i didn't realize that. so did you guys -- >> the greeks have an anti-defamation league? >> jimmy: they do now. you'd be surprised, everyone has one. >> you know, bring it, greece! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this would be a funny thing to get canceled for, wouldn't it? >> they started it with chanukah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're right, we're even now, i think. >> we're even, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, so you had the family -- what about when you

were -- besides being the kid who -- the little kid who created a whole bunch of little kanyes in your neighborhood -- >> yes, exactly. >> jimmy: telling them there's no santa. what were the rogen family traditions? did you have any? >> no. we had almost no traditions. i don't honestly remember receiving one gift my entire childhood. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah, very little. i actually remember -- i would get gifts from other people and my parents would take them. for my bar mitzvah i got 3,000 bucks. my parents were like, "you can spend when it you turn 18." i turned 18, "i'm ready for my money." "we spent it on a washer and dryer three years ago." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: the golden globes. are you going to go to the golden globes? >> i think i'm going to go. i'm nominated for the golden globes. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm not saying that to get an applause. it's not an award i ever took that seriously. the last time i was at the golden globes, i had a weed pop that was so strong i had to

leave. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i remember that. >> i don't know if it ever was a reverential night in my mind. >> jimmy: correct me if i'm wrong, you were so out of it that bryan cranston approached it and said, "are you okay?" >> bryan cranston, who i did not know at all, came up to me -- he doesn't know what i normally look like. but he knew i looked [ bleep ]ed up enough, he came up to me, across the room, and said, "are you okay?" [ laughter ] and i said to my wife, "we're going." >> jimmy: we're going home. what do you have planned for this event? i would imagine you really want to top that. >> i'm going to do dmt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't even know what that is. >> it's a hallucination -- i don't know. >> jimmy: that would be fun for the viewers watching -- >> why is seth writhing around on the fabelmans' table? >> jimmy: how does that happen that steven spielberg calls you?

i do remember there was some weird experience you had with him. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then he calls you and says, will you be my uncle? >> that's literally what happened. i got a call one day, steven spielberg wanted to talk to me. yeah. i assumed it was bad. [ laughter ] i guess. i don't know why. >> jimmy: were you really nervous? >> i was a little nervous. as you -- i'm sure you relate to this. we make a lot of jokes. >> jimmy: every time i think -- >> i make jokes about people that i forget i make. and i've had famous people come up and me, "hey, man, [ bleep ] you." and i genuinely have no idea what they're talking about. and i have to google, "seth rogen/pete davidson joke." like what? oh, i did say something one

time. like, it's happened to me so many times that i assumed i had made some joke and i was going to get yelled at. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and instead, it was like, "no, i want you to play my uncle in this movie." >> jimmy: yeah. >> which was much better, yeah. >> jimmy: right, yeah, sure. [ applause ] and i also want to ask you about this show. >> yeah. >> jimmy: just -- would you quickly explain -- because it's very hard. >> a challenge, yeah. >> jimmy: before we meet him, we're going to bring him out, paul t. goldman. he's the victim? is that correct? of a scam? >> yes, he was scammed by a woman that he was dating. and he wrote a book about his experience. sort of a true crime novel. and he reached out to people on twitter blindly, asking them if they wanted to adapt it. and my friend, jason wellner, who directed the "borat" sequel, and me and my production company, got the book and decided to adapt it into a tv show. and paul t. goldman -- >> jimmy: plays himself? >> decided to play himself in the adaptation. >> jimmy: he decided. >> i just said i understand what i said makes no sense in any

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a land filled with adventure. ♪ this is epic! i love this place! ♪ it's wicked good. ♪ >> jimmy: we are back >> jimmy: we are back with seth rogen who is the producer of a docuseries/drama series called "paul t. goldman." this is as you explained, a man

got married to a woman very quickly. >> yes. >> jimmy: turned out she was -- >> scamming him, perhaps a larger conspiracy -- yeah. paul wrote a book about his experience, and we adapted the book into a tv show with him. he wrote the screenplay based on his own book and stars in the adaptation. >> jimmy: stars as himself? >> as himself. >> jimmy: as a younger man. >> and -- yeah, exactly, over the years. >> jimmy: maybe we should take a look at a clip. >> yeah. >> i have to tell you, audrey, you're the first person i've met who looks exactly like their pictures. >> is that okay? >> is it okay, it's more than okay. it's great. most women, they use their pictures from their high school yearbooks. >> not me, paul. only my current picture. you'll find as you get to know, for me, honesty is so important. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there he is, a man who risked it all for love. please welcome, paul t. goldman.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: did seth get any of your story wrong? did he get it right? >> he got it right. may i say one thing? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> wow! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess this is probably -- must be a weird thing for you. first of all, reaching out on twitter, which people do that kind of stuff all the time, nothing ever comes from it. you happen to have the good sense to get seth's attention. and then whose decision was it to cast you as the lead actor in this film playing yourself? >> well, that's interesting. it happened during the auditions. about five years ago. they flew me out from florida to do the auditions, to oversee the auditions. we were auditioning various actors and actresses. some to play paul, some to play my ex-wife. and during the scenes, i was

reading the part of paul. well, something interesting happened. during the scenes, i just got it into my head to get up, go over to the camera, and start talking to the audience. asking them, you know, things like, "what do you think about what she just said?" things like that. i kept on doing that. i seems like at the end of the day, everybody, they must have liked what i did. because at the end of the auditions, they came to me and said, "nobody could play paul t. goldman except paul t. goldman." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that accurate? did paul actually win the part in that room? or were you guys thinking he would play himself the whole time? >> he wanted to play himself. >> jimmy: he wanted to play himself. [ laughter ] i see. that was a ruse, you going through the auditions? >> let's be clear. he wanted to play himself. [ laughter ] >> well, you know, it's one thing to be the author of the story. >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah. >> there's another thing, whole other level -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- to be actually starring. >> jimmy: you're playing a much

younger version of yourself, they basically spray paint your hair black. >> yes, that's right. >> jimmy: you go on these dates. you have this crazy experience. how much of that story -- i know some of the stuff has to be adapted for television. but how much of this experience is true? >> it's all true. >> jimmy: all true? >> except for a few scenes that i had to invent the dialogue for. scenes that we were portraying that i wasn't there. or i was asleep. >> jimmy: i like the word -- the idea that you use the word "invent" the dialogue for, as if you've come up with the lightbulb or something. because this is -- the dialogue is plainly ridiculous throughout. >> thank you, thank you. >> and the show documents the making of the show as well as the show itself. which is a big part of the show. so you get -- you actually see the casting process where paul decides that he would maybe be the best -- >> jimmy: that he would play himself, yeah. >> the whole series is like a huge solar system.

at the center is my discovery of my ex-wife's secret double life. >> jimmy: you knew her how long before you got married? >> we dated on and off for about a year. >> jimmy: you got married part-time, that's how she described it? >> she exclaimed that she could only see me from wednesdays to saturdays. >> jimmy: you were married from wednesdays to saturdays? [ laughter ] >> and you agreed to that. >> the rest of the time she said -- [ laughter ] she was up north -- >> don't worry, she had a very good story. >> very good story, she was up north caring for her 92-year-old alzheimer's-ridden grandmother. i'd known good jewish families, if the daughter was unemployed and you had an elderly person, that could happen. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> so i didn't question. >> jimmy: sure, who would ever want to go meet her grandmother? [ laughter ] when he's married to her. paul, i guess the question probably most of america is wondering, are you single? are you available? [ laughter ]

>> i am still looking for the love of my life. >> jimmy: you are? >> i am. people ask me all the time. did this experience with audrey emotionally scar you, make you bitter, et cetera? and i say, no, for two reasons. one, it was such a short-term thing. we were only married as husband and wife 56 days. and two, i think the odds on meeting another con artist who's living a secret double life are pretty slim. >> jimmy: uh-huh? yeah? [ laughter ] >> so i'm open to meeting the love of my life, and therefore, girls, i'm available. [ laughter ] contact me. contact me on twitter @paulgoldman. send pictures. tell me about yourself. we'll go from there. >> that's not -- >> jimmy: i understand gisele bundchen -- >> oh, right! >> that's literally going to make the same thing happen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a mess you got into -- well, maybe there's a sequel. >> yeah, exactly.

>> there's no worse way to meet a woman than screaming "contact me on twitter" on a television show. [ laughter ] don't do that. >> jimmy: we'll find out, i guess. >> that's right. >> jimmy: it's a fascinating story. it is impossible to explain. >> it is. >> jimmy: well worth watching. it's called "paul t. goldman." that's him, paul t. goldman. seth rogen, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] it's on peacock now. we'll be back with diego calva! i prep without pills. with apretude a prescription medicine used to reduce the risk of hiv without daily prep pills. with one shot every other month, just 6 times a year. in studies, apretude was proven superior to a daily prep pill in reducing the risk of hiv. you must be hiv negative to receive apretude and get tested before each injection. if you think you were exposed to hiv or have flu-like symptoms, tell your doctor right away. apretude does not prevent other sexually transmitted infections.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. music from aoife o'donovan is on the way. our second guest is a current golden globe nominee for best actor who learned to speak english specifically for this movie, "babylon." >> put the kid on it. >> the kid? >> yeah, the kid, the mexican i brought, he's great. what's your name? >> me? manuel. >> right, manuel's great. put manuel on it. >> you have experience with strikes? >> yes. >> okay, good. these are all junkies from skid row, so they're pretty violent. >> who are you? >> that's the [ bleep ] they sent to screw us!

>> gentlemen, i believyo >> and i believe we agreed to ram this knife up the [ bleep ] of the first [ bleep ] they send over! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "babylon" is in theaters now. please welcome diego calva. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? thanks for coming. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on your golden globe nomination. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: will you take a bunch of drugs before you go to the show? [ laughter ] >> uh -- tonight or for the movie? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is your family back home in mexico very excited about this development? >> yeah. i had to explain to them what is the golden globes? >> jimmy: you did? had they seen the movie yet? >> yes, my mother. >> jimmy: only your mom? >> only my mom. >> jimmy: because it hasn't opened there yet? >> not yet, in january. >> jimmy: your mom went to the

premiere? >> yes. >> jimmy: how did that go? >> um -- [ laughter ] it's a wild movie. it's a very wild movie. >> jimmy: yeah, the movie opens with a 20-minute-long orgy scene. >> something like that. [ laughter ] something like that. i think for my mother, it was a great experience. but the people around us, maybe it was a little annoying. because my mother was like, crying with happiness, literally, the three hours of the movie. >> jimmy: during the orgy, she was crying of happiness? [ laughter ] >> she's an artist. i'll say that, she's an artist. >> jimmy: is your mom an artist? >> she is. >> jimmy: she's not uptight? >> well, i mean -- it wasn't shocking for her. like all the nudity. i think she can handle it. but i think the part where -- maybe when your son is all covered up in blood, maybe that's -- >> jimmy: your son being covered in blood is never great. >> it's always freaky, you know? >> jimmy: okay, so you were -- you weren't a huge star in mexico either. this was your first big deal, right?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: what i said about you learning to speak english for the film, i mean, it's hard enough to just learn your lines. but to learn to speak another language, how much english did you speak before the movie? >> i know my english is not great -- >> jimmy: it's pretty good. >> i love when americans lie. [ laughter ] it's really amazing. no, literally, i never had english lessons or classes or a teacher. so i learned basically like translating lyrics, playing video games, watchin movies with subtitles. >> jimmy: video games, what video games? >> pokemon. all day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pokemon? >> pokemon, yeah. >> jimmy: you learned english from pokemon? >> yeah, back in the day they didn't have the translation or the spanish version. so if you want to play it, you have to at least have the dictionary. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does pikachu even speak english in the first place? [ laughter ] >> it's hard to translate pikachu. [ laughter ] you have to know him to understand him.

>> jimmy: during that -- i'm not ruining anything, i think, by -- because your costars, each one of them have been here. margot robbie, jovan adepo, jean smart have talked about shooting that crazy scene where everybody's naked and there's madness going on. you're in the middle of the scene with a chicken. [ laughter ] was it a real chicken? >> he was a great actor, yeah. >> jimmy: he was. [ laughter ] you got to know him pretty well? yeah, that would seem like an odd thing to have a chicken in the middle of that deal. >> well, the chicken honestly was the least of my concerns. >> jimmy: is that right? >> in that scene. there was a moment when they were using, like, a puppet. like, a chicken puppet. >> jimmy: a chicken puppet? >> yeah, it was easier for sure. so sometimes, take 3 or 4, they'd change it for a natural chicken. and this chicken was so, you know, like a method actor, i don't know. [ laughter ]

he was, like, so chill. so then antonio, "diego, try to make the chicken angry." [ laughter ] and i was just like, before the scene, how? i should curse to the chicken? how do you get -- >> jimmy: how do you make a chicken angry? it's a great question, really. how do you make a chicken angry? >> i maybe got in trouble. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you wave at the chicken is what you're saying, yes, yes. [ laughter ] you wave. you don't choke the chicken. >> no, no, no. [ laughter ] no, no, no. just like -- like an intimate -- intimacy coordinator for those takes. >> jimmy: let me tell you something, your english is very good if you got that. [ cheers and applause ] there are a lot of big stars, big movie stars, in this film. who were you most excited to meet? and be honest.

don't just say brad pitt because he's brad pitt. go ahead. >> tobey maguire. >> jimmy: tobey maguire, okay, all right. great, wow. did you tell tobey that? >> when you're the new kid, you have to play it cool, you know? [ laughter ] "hi, diego, my name is tobey." "oh, hi, how are you, so good we're going to work together," blah, blah, blah. i tried to play it cool the whole shooting. the day of the premiere, "tobey, for me you will always be the best spider-man." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how did tobey take that? was he happy with that assessment? >> he's like, "oh, cute." [ laughter ] cheers. >> jimmy: well, that's -- boy. i'm very happy for you. this must be totally overwhelming. will you bring any your family to the golden globes with you? >> i'm going to try to bring my mother and my girlfriend. >> jimmy: your mother and your girlfriend? have you figured that out yet?

>> we're still working on it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what if they say, no, plus-one only. who gets the ax, mom or girlfriend? >> sorry mom. [ laughter and moans ] >> jimmy: you're very honest. it's great to have you here. te movie is called "babylon." it is in the movie theaters right now. diego calva, everybody! thank you, diego. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with aoife o'donovan. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz.

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>> lou: th >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: many thanks to seth rogen and diego calva. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, her grammy nominated album is "age of apathy." here with the song "prodigal daughter," with help from allison russell, aoife o'donovan! ♪

♪ oh now rosie you come home in the morning got a child on your knee and your mother she looks ♪ ♪ on she says i don't know that baby don't know you ♪ ♪ why'd you fail me you left home seven years ago and i wore ♪ ♪ black for days prodigal daughter returns like a lamb ♪ ♪ to the slaughter i know forgiveness won't come easy ♪ ♪ not for you look at the child upon my knee ♪ ♪ she has eyes of blue

she resembles me resembling you ♪ ♪ ♪ mama listen come into the kitchen pour me some tea let me ♪ ♪ sit at your feet and let me cry i need a little money ♪ ♪ i need love and i need sunday suppers here at home don't want to ♪ ♪ be alone let me stay i want to stay prodigal daughter returns like a lamb ♪ ♪ to the slaughter

she yearns for the things that you taught her ♪ ♪ i know forgiveness won't come easy not for me ♪ ♪ but i'll try to shut the past behind us throw out the key ♪ ♪ give me one more chance to make you see ♪ ♪ ♪ prodigal daughter returns like a lamb to the slaughter ♪ ♪ looking for something in the water ♪ ♪ to wash away the pain ♪ ♪ wash away the pain ♪ ♪ she's drowning in the pain drowning in the pain

wash away the pain ♪ ♪ wash away the pain she's drowning in the pain drowning in the pain ♪ ♪ wash away the pain wash away the pain drowning in the pain ♪ ♪ drowning in the pain wash away ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, idaho college murders. >> why did you do it? >> the suspect makes his first court appearance in the slayings that shocked the country. as we learn more about bryan kohberger from those who knew him. >> i remember seeing him and thinking, oh, man, finals must be really getting him. >> the families of the four victims hoping the arrest will somehow ease their pain. >> it definitely provided relief and comfort to know that things were progressing. >> the punishment authorities may seek, and the surprising lead that led police to the arrest. plus -- >> do you have any statements? >> on his own. congressman-elect george santos, the republican repeatedly caught in lies about his resume and heritage, ignored by his gop colleagues. his former opponent saying he