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pr download the app and start streaming. i'm amia daetz. dan: we appreciate your time. jimmy kim bell. how's this lineup? >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, from "80 for brady," lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, and sally field. plus jacob latimore. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in sunny california. we welcome you.
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we embrace you. i don't know if you know this, the president was in california today. did you know that, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, i didn't. >> jimmy: you haven't been tracking him? > guillermo: no. no, i don't. >> jimmy: joe biden was in california to survey the damage from the storms we had and also to catch a quick taping of "ncis," his favorite show. [ laughter ] biden was upstate near san jose and santa cruz where he surveyed the damage from recent floods. he left the white house bright and early this morning. then you can see he just kind of continued walking. [ laughter ] and walking. [ laughter ] and kept walking all the way to san jose. [ laughter ] they say he should be here by september. [ laughter ] i don't know -- i guess he's getting his steps in, that's for sure. [ laughter ] and if you're wondering why joe biden had to come in person instead of just looking at photographs of the damage, it's because jitterbug phones can't receive photographs.
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[ laughter ] because he's so old. we got a lot of rain here. we have like 32 trillion gallons of rain. i don't know how they measure that. [ laughter ] they say we're still technically in a drought. i feel like we could sink into the pacific ocean, and they'd be like, "it's still drier than we'd like to see." [ laughter ] remember when trump told us we could prevent wildfires by raking the forest? [ laughter ] he has a lot of good ideas. mar-a-loudo lashed out at joe biden on truth social today. he's been doing everything in his power to whine that he, the guy who refused to return the top secret documents he stole for so long the fbi had to go in and take them, is being treated unfairly. >> we have two standards of justice in our country. one for people like you and me -- >> jimmy: wait a minute, who is like you? [ laughter ] i mean, nobody's like you. you're the only one. one thing i can say about him, he is unique. and thank goodness. i don't think we could handle more than one. can you imagine two donald trumps?
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they would, first of all, hate each other. [ laughter ] i love this idea he throws out there that he's a regular dude just born into billions, boarding school, wharton business school, joe six pack with a gold toilet and his name on every flat surface he sees. [ laughter ] he's one of us! this is funny to watch, because on the one hand, trump is ecstatic they found documents at biden's house. but it also reminds everyone they ound 15 times as many documents at his house. so now his goal is to make it seem like the golf mausoleum he lives in in florida is some kind of fort knox. >> and one for the corrupt political class, of which there are many. at the very same moment when my ultra-secure mar-a-lago home was raided by the fbi, joe biden was harboring classified documents in his china-funded penn center and his unsecured garage, right on the floor, piles of paper, the floor was probably very wet and damp, as many garages are.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: he really takes you on a journey of the imagination, you know? [ laughter ] first, the thing about "piles of paper on the floor." he made that up. he doesn't know that. and what if the documents were damp and wet? is he worried the spies won't be able to read them? this is joe biden's house. there's secret service there. mar-a-lago is a wedding venue. there are hundreds of strangers, drunk and doing the chicken dance in that building every weekend. [ laughter ] and i'll add another thing. this "china-funded penn center" he now keeps talking about? that's where donald trump went to school. it's his alma mater! penn! [ laughter ] what a penn-is head. [ laughter ] >> it's a travesty. biden lied to the american people and weaponized the justice department, or as i call it, the injustice department. >> jimmy: good one. [ laughter ] >> the difference is that while i did everything right, i did nothing wrong. biden did everything wrong. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let me see if i have this straight. the difference is, one guy did
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everything right and nothing wrong. the other guy did everything wrong. i guess when you put it that way, he does make a really solid point. trump's not the only one trying hard to sell this "biden's was . fox news somehow managed to connect this to hunter biden. >> this newly surfaced image shows then vice president biden in 2013 holding a folder with a cover sheet marked "code word" in big red letters. see right there? take a look at this as well. it's hunter biden outside the president's delaware home behind the wheel of the now-famous chevy corvette. it's the same sports car that was locked in -- locked up, rather, alongside recently discovered classified documents, of course. >> jimmy: oh my god, and it all played out right in front of our eyes! [ laughter ] who are these blurry women in the car with him? [ laughter ] some hard-hitting journalism there. trump, meanwhile, is desperately trying to get back on facebook. his team sent a letter to mark zuckerberg requesting that they unblock his account.
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i'm actually surprised trump wants to get back on facebook. isn't that just -- isn't facebook just an unpleasant annual reminder that don jr. and eric were born? [ laughter ] facebook said they are going to "look to experts to assess whether the risk to public safety has receded." this is like jurassic park saying they're going to ask around to see if it's cool to let the raptors out again. [ laughter ] i don't know why he's doing -- who needs facebook when you reach almost a dozen people a day on truth social? [ laughter ] the my pillow man, mike lindell, is almost out of -- i don't know what's going on, but he's getting sued by dominion voting systems for $1.3 billion. mike's lawyers say he doesn't have that kind of money, they claim that -- dominion says after he started spreading this gobbledygook about the election, profits at my pillow skyrocketed because he was on the news all the time. which has now forced mike lindell, who's in litigation, to cry poor. >> let me tell you the facts
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about my pillow. when i tried to get this out to the people, my pillow lost $100 million in retailers. we are not up 30 or 40%, we're down. we are down. i've had to borrow money. >> jimmy: i don't know who would lend this man money. [ laughter ] but are they on crack too? i don't know. [ laughter ] mike claims he's even had to cut costs at my pillow. now, instead of his patented interlocking fill, they're stuffing my pillows with packets of splenda he steals from the caribou coffee down the street. [ laughter ] most of the right-wink crank channels on cable have given up on mike lindell because they don't want to get sued too. so now, once again, he's looking to me for publicity. >> jimmy kimmel, there's another thought from the past, jimmy, i haven't heard from you, it's not funny anymore, right, when all this stuff is getting revealed. how about we get together, jimmy, and say old mike was right? wouldn't that be fun? i know you want -- you're afraid because i'm not vaccinated.
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i'll go sit in that crane game across the street like you made a joke out of. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] so just a little bit of backstory, when he says the crane game across the street, he's talking about the claw machine at dave & buster's. i told him that i would be happy to have him on the show if he did his interview from inside that claw machine. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's an artist's rendering of what the interview might look like. and listen, i don't care if you're vaccinated, you'll be sealed up in a little stuffed animal zoo, you'll be fine. come to l.a., get in the claw machine, and we'll talk. i don't know how many times i have to say it, the guy can't take yes for an answer. [ laughter ] there are a lot of characters running around. the shenanigans keep coming from congressman george santos of new york. so far we've learned he lied about his job, his background, his education, he said he was a volleyball star at a college he didn't go to, and his name isn't
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even necessarily george santos. also uses the name anthony devolder. he is being accused of keeping $3,000 he raised on a gofundme that was supposed to go to help a veteran keep his service dog alive. and as a result of all this controversy, he's been forced to play hide-and-no-speak with reporters in congress. >> congressman, did you misuse campaign finances? >> new york republicans are calling you a disgrace. >> you will not resign? >> what is your response to new york republicans? >> do you have any statements about your campaign and how you hope to govern? >> what's your reaction to members of your own party calling for your resignation? >> are you planning to resign? >> why did you lie to your voters about your qualifications, your past, being jewish, why did you lie to them? >> give me a little personal space, please. thank you very much, guys. >> why won't you take my questions? >> congressman, you seem to be dodging questions. >> i will not resign, i will continuing to hold my office
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elected by the people. >> do you feel you're able to serve your people? >> is there anything you have to say to new yorkers who feel disappointed that you were not truthful in your biography? [ elevator dinging ] >> jimmy: oh, never has anyone been happier to hear the ding of an elevator button than that. [ laughter and applause ] so anyway, now the most recent development involves his claim, his mom died as a result of the attack on 9/11. his website says his mother was in the south tower during the attack and later died of cancer because of that. he also said she decided not to take any 9/11 donation money so it could go to people who needed it more. no one has any record of this. and, in fact, they just found her immigration documents that said she was in brazil from 1999 to 2003. but other than that, his story totally checks out. [ laughter ] i have a lot of questions. he's not answering questions. i thought maybe we could plant a camera just outside his office. see if we can open that door and get straight to the source here.
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oh, hello, congressman, it's jimmy kimmel. i said hello, congressman, it's jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] i can still see you. >> yeah, yeah -- i can -- i can see you too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're facing the wrong way. so i'm right -- yeah, just right ahead of you there. great, put on your glasses. hi, there. hi. >> listen, i am very, very busy right now working for my constituents. >> jimmy: okay, this will only take a second. also, five seconds ago you were painting your toenails. >> no, i was not, no. >> jimmy: well, congressman, you were just named to the house committee on science, space, and technology. does that make sense to you? >> well, yeah, yeah. because i was the first openly gay jewish republican latino to walk on the moon, do you have a problem? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and you're also -- excuse me, you're also on the small business committee, even though as far as i know yo business.
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>> look, i -- i'm very busy right now, i'm running late for my appointment with my gynecologist. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: gynecologist? what's your gynecologist's name? >> name is dr. -- santos. >> jimmy: wait. wait, isn't santos your name? >> oh, right. [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congressman, you've been accused of lying about a lot of things. >> just name -- ten. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, how about the pyramid scheme in florida you deny having any knowledge of? what do you say about -- >> whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. pyramid scheme is an offensive term. okay, my people actually built the pyramids when they were slaves. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you also claim to be jewish, but there seems to be no evidence that you're jewish. yes, there seems to be no evidence at all -- wait a minute -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> you know -- >> jimmy: are you jewish? >> you would not be saying i wasn't jewish if you tasted my
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bubbe's kagels. okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think you mean kugel. since you brought up your family, you claim your now-deceased mother was in the world trade center on 9/11 and died from that. they looked into it. turned out her paperwork said she was in brazil at the time. >> that is a complete lie. she was in the twin towers. getting a brazilian, okay? [ laughter ] and thank god i am a volunteer fire chief because i was able to carry her and five other freshly waxed women right out of there to safety. which was almost impossible because they were so smooth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, you're saying -- that's the lady's room right there. [ laughter ] >> wait a minute did you -- congressman, did you just steal that woman's scarf? >> i'm borrowing it! >> jimmy: okay. oh, you have a phone call. okay, we'll wait. >> hello, this is prince mobutu. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who is prince mobutu? >> yes, wonderful.
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as i said in my email, send me your routing number and i shall deposit your share of the treasure tomorrow, and many blessings upon you, madam. >> jimmy: wow, now you're a ways been a prince, okay? my father is king -- mufasa. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's "the lion king," so i doubt that. but congressman -- >> i'm having -- i'm having trouble hearing you right now, i have a little tinnitus from when i was a drummer in limp bizkit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were a drummer for limp bizkit? >> i have to get to work for my constituents! >> jimmy: be careful, that looks very dangerous. >> no, no, it's okay. i am batman. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congressman george santos. he did finally answer some questions. we've got a good show. from the new movie "house party," you remember "house
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party"? there's a new one. jacob latimore is with us. and we'll be right back with the cast of "80 for brady." lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, and sally field. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: hi, there welcome back to our show. tonight, from the new reboot of at a time old movie "house party jacob latimore is with us. [ cheers ] next week, i want to mention, we -- first of all, we've got new shows with julia louis-dreyfus, david duchovny, rose byrne, bobby cannavale, d'arcy carden, the new bachelor,
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zach, will be with us. we'll be running some tests, think i. and we'll have music from halley whitters, lukas graham, and mickey guyton. and on thursday night, we're celebrating our 20th anniversary with a very special show special bus it's our 20th anniversary. also, we have the same guest lineup from our first episode back in 2003. george clooney, snoop dogg, and chris martin from coldplay. will be here with us, just as they were. that is a big one for us, 20 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: going to be good. >> jimmy: when you think about it, guillermo, one more year, we'll be old enough to drink, can you imagine? join us for that. our first guests tonight, forget 20 years. they have 250 years in show business combined. they have every award and collected every accolade imaginable. and now they're out to win a super bowl, too, in the new comedy "80 for brady." it opens in theaters february 3rd. please welcome lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, and sally field.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. what a -- i mean, look at this. i don't think we've ever had a foursome as impressive as the four of you. so thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] did you carpool here together? [ laughter ] >> no, we should have though, the way jane thinks, we should have done that. >> jimmy: yes, jane's very -- yes, very -- she cares about the environment. you really do, jane, don't you? >> we all do, it's not just one
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person. she's a great influencer. that's important. >> jimmy: yes, that's for sure, yes. [ cheers and applause ] i don't want to argue right off the bat with you, rita. jane cares more than everyone else does. [ laughter ] >> i agree. >> jimmy: she really does. who among you has known each other the longest? which duo? >> me and fonda. >> jimmy: right. >> yeah. but i think then fonda and i are second. >> jimmy: you guys are second, you guys are first. you met -- is it -- did you meet on "9 to 5"? is that where it happened? >> i admired her from a distance. and then -- i can -- i'd wear a cute hairdo, i tried to show her, but she never noticed. one day she came to see me on stage. >> jimmy: okay. >> then she offered me the part in "9 to 5." >> jimmy: oh, wow, how about that. >> while i was driving home from the theater after being smitten by this one, i turned the radio on and dolly parton was singing "two doors down." and i suddenly got this image of dolly parton at a typewriter.
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she can't see her hands. but wow, she's never done a movie, that would be really something. >> jimmy: is that true? that is really true? on the way home from seeing lily, you thought about dolly? >> yeah. they both had the same manager. took me a year to convince them. >> jimmy: who was the holdout, you or dolly? >> both of them. [ laughter ] >> i held out too? >> oh, yeah. then a week into the shooting, she wanted to quit. she's so neurotic. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> i don't know why you say that. >> jimmy: what tipped you off that she was neurotic? the fact that she was wearing a klute haircut when she met you? >> no, the fact that she is working for -- first of all, it took a year to convince her to be in the movie.
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then she was in it a week and said, "i need to quit, i'm no good." >> jimmy: oh, you were insecure? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, surprises me. >> first of all, fonda was there. you know, and dolly. dolly was there. be a lot of reason to be insecure. >> jimmy: have you guys -- have you and rita worked together before? >> "grace and frankie." >> jimmy: on "grace and frankie," right. sally and jane, you guys knew each other from when? >> jane sent me a letter right after i did "norma rae." so that was 1980. and said, "i really like your work, let's have lunch together." and i wrote her back, and i think i still have the letter that she sent me, but i didn't have the letter i sent her, that said "i admire you so much, but i can't have lunch with you because i would just be too nervous." and i said, "no, i can't have lunch with you, maybe someday." [ laughter ] and then -- literally. and then a year or so later, i had a development deal at fox. and she had a deal at fox. i didn't know what i was doing. i sat there in this office alone without a typewriter or a person, i sat there, why am i here, what am i doing?
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knock on the door, it was jane. she had her development company like across the hall, across the street. and she said, "time's up. that's it, time's up, we're going to lunch right now." and forever after, i couldn't get her out of my life. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and is it true that jane and rita, you guys somehow met through marlon brando? >> no. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] >> no, no, no. i met -- we met when i was doing her part, violet newstead, in the tv series "9 to 5." >> jimmy: oh, in the tv series. >> i was playing violet newstead, that's when i met jane who was producing the tv series. >> jimmy: i see. i don't know why i thought there was some story about you dating -- >> i was friends with marlon brando, he was in love with her, so i followed that -- >> there's lots of stories to be told, but we can't get into it.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you thinking of one in particular? is that what's happening? >> oh, i'm thinking of something else. [ laughter ] would you like to know? >> jimmy: yeah, i'd love to know. >> no, no, you don't go there, don't go there, i'm telling you right now. start singing "moon river" and she'll stop. >> she doesn't like it when i talk about sex, and i love to. >> jimmy: really? [ cheers and applause ] >> i -- i just -- i like it as much as anybody does, you know what? it's just i don't like being graphically verbal about it in public like this. i mean, come on. >> jimmy: well, i love it. >> you love to talk about it. >> i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do, yeah. [ applause ] i do too, rita. please, don't be -- >> there's a reason i'm 91 now, you know. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, here we go.
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i hope you had nothing else planned for the evening. >> jimmy: i don't. [ laughter ] >> i simply want to say that my favorite scene in the movie takes place in the locker room where the guys are, you know, gronk, all of these guys. >> jimmy: you were in the locker room. >> and i entered the room, and it's a real locker room, and i swear to god, like in seconds, i got turned on. [ laughter and cheers ] >> jimmy: you're saying a room full of naked men excited you for some reason? >> not only excited me, i kept grabbing myself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> what'd you say? >> jimmy: really? wow. like a monkey? >> i kept saying to myself, what is wrong with you? i was then 90, i'm 91 now. i said, "you are 90." i'm saying to myself. then i thought, there's nothing wrong with that. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: no,not at all. i don't know why you'd be embarrassed by that. i want to put a picture up on the wall if you don't mind. speaking of climate change, the environment. [ cheers and applause ] this is everyone other than rita being arrested at various protests. boy, the three of you look so happy to be arrested. [ laughter ] jane is a bad influence, isn't she? >> yeah. >> jimmy: jane, did you make this happen? did you encourage this? >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you have friends that are arrested, do they ever get upset with you for -- >> every single one of them thanked me and said they found it a transformative experience. >> jimmy: wow. >> yes. >> at that point, we needed to be arrested. [ cheers and applause ] because we couldn't let jane be arrested again, otherwise, they would take her away for a week. is that what it is? >> many months. >> many months. >> we had a contract. >> would have been gone for many months. >> jimmy: yeah, the three strikes law has applied to you,
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jane. >> we all said -- we threw ourselves on the sword, "we'll go, we'll go." then they just detain -- >> the crisis is so serious that we have to move from being concerned about it to taking action and putting our bodies on the line. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: rita, rita, have you -- >> next time i have a live rally, i'll ask you all to come and join me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break. we're going to handcuff everyone, and we'll be right back with the cast of "80 for brady."
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who's the most responsible one? >> oh. me. okay. oh. good thing i brought my strap-on. >> uh -- i don't think that's what it's called. >> sure it is, look. you just strap it on. >> wow. that's a fanny pack. >> well, not if you don't wear it around your fanny. if you wear it like this, it's a strap-on. i'll keep it safe. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with the cast of "80 for brady." lily tomlin, jane fonda, rita moreno, sally field. so this movie is based loosely, but based on a real group of women who were new england patriots fans. they started this group, over 80
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for brady, fans of tom brady. and you guys were inspired to depict them in the film. this is -- do you watch football? are you football fans? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: sally is? >> i love it. >> jimmy: rita is, lily no, jane no. >> i'm baseball. >> i'm baseball too. and i'm basketball. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] >> she has three sons. >> jimmy: that explains it. >> soccer, not so much. >> jimmy: tom brady is one of the producers of the film. >> right. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and is also in the movie with you. >> yeah. >> yes. >> jimmy: what was it like acting with tom brady? >> oh, it was great. he's a very natural actor. >> jimmy: was he? >> yeah. >> listens very well, perfect. >> jimmy: perfect. everyone agree with that? >> he's marvelous in it. i was really kind of -- i was very impressed, and in fact touched. when she says listens, you know, actors sometimes don't listen well. they're just listening to dialogue. this guy really listens. and she had a long speech that
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she had to say to him, and he was marvelous in it. >> jimmy: when you met him, did you start touching yourself all over? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> yep. yep. >> he's -- he's a little old. [ laughter ] >> imagine you're in a not very large motor home because you're sharing it with somebody else. and tom brady walks in. my knees gave way. >> jimmy: really? >> well, i mean -- >> her knees always give way. [ laughter ] >> yeah. not for the same reason, though. >> okay, okay. >> i mean, like he filled up the whole place. his aura was so huge. >> oh, really? >> don't say anything. [ laughter ] >> everything her, not me. >> very sweet and generous. gave us all a jersey that he signed. >> jimmy: okay, nice.
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>> i was holding myself up, holding on to the stove. >> no, i went -- when i knew they were coming, i went out and welcomed all the ball players in. i stood out there and offered them coffee. i didn't come into my motor home because i said, "hi, i'm sally, anybody want some coffee? this is where the other actors are, and i'm here, and gosh, i'm so glad you're here." >> that's why we appointed her the responsible one. >> jimmy: that's why you got -- >> mama sally, the youngest of us all. >> jimmy: that's right, you're like a kid sister to this group here. >> yeah, i am. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i heard, rita, you have a text relationship with marshawn lynch, is that true? >> oh, yeah. not only marshawn, with ludacris. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> we're text buddies. >> jimmy: you, marshawn, and ludacris. are you on a chain together? >> you know, i'm in the next din viesel movie. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i think i said din viesel. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: din viesel's good. i like it even better. >> i met ludacris and i just fell in love with him, he fell in love with me. just as friends. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> we were text buddies. >> jimmy: wow. >> and marshawn too. i suddenly get -- but marshawn never signs his stuff. so i'm always writing back, "who the hell are you?" [ laughter ] "and why don't you put your names on your messages?" who are you? "it's marshawn." >> jimmy: how does it happen that you exchange numbers with marshawn in the first place? >> i had no idea who he was, i didn't know who he was. there was a lot of time between takes. we just started to talk and gab. and i thought he was so sweet. and we got to the point where i would hug him and say, "hello, how are you" every day. i think he said, "can i have your number?" i said, "absolutely." >> jimmy: wow. >> and there you have it in a nutshell. >> jimmy: i mean, that's got to be -- >> that's what they do. >> jimmy: the couple of the year for sure. [ laughter ]
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rita more moreno and marshawn lynch, that's -- >> he is a doll. he really is a sweet, shy man. >> jimmy: there's a big dance scene in the movie. was that something that was fun to shoot? >> yeah. well -- >> jane says no. >> some of us had fun. i learned just today -- i was dancing next to rita. i was beside myself with glee, i was dancing next to rita. she said today, she admitted she was "dancing down." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: dancing down? >> so my duty as an actress was to not dance as well as anybody. >> oh, come on. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i saw the sweat on your brow, you were trying just as hard as i was. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i got to tell you, i wish -- i feel like the five of us should hang out, right? >> absolutely. >> you're always with jennifer aniston on some island. [ laughter and applause ] >> we see those photographs. >> jimmy: you do?
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, there. welcome back to the show. our next guest is also in a movie built around a beloved athlete. he and his friend throw an unauthorized bash at the home of lebron james in a reboot of "house party." it is in theaters now. please welcome jacob latimore! [ cheers and applause ]♪ >> jimmy: you know what's weird, i was going to wear that same suit tonight. [ laughter ]
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>> you know what, i watched you and i said, yeah, let me do what jimmy doing. >> jimmy: yeah, you pull it off, i don't think i would be able to. how you doing? >> i'm doing good, man, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. congratulations -- >> congratulations -- i'm bad. congratulations on on your 20 years. >> jimmy: wow, thank you. congratulations on your movie. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you're probably too young to realize, "house party" was a huge movie in the olden times, in the olden days. >> yeah, i was born '96. i'm technically a 2000s baby. i knew how important it was to the culture. we did it justice. i feel good about it. >> jimmy: to america, not just to the culture. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it was a big movie. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: now the twist, i like this idea. it's not just a house party at mom and dad's, it's a house party at lebron james' house. >> yeah, which gave it an awesome, like, twist. i was excited about that in the script. happy i was able to do all these scenes with my friends, too. >> jimmy: who else in the movie with you? >> tosin cole, karen
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oberlin, dc young fly, shout-out to the director mattok from l.a. >> jimmy: a bunch of big stars making cameo appearances? >> too many. i think the first edit was three hours, we had to kind of chop it down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> it was a lot, a lot of people showed up. did you get the invite? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i did not. did anybody significant get cut out of the movie? like, they came -- >> i can't say. i can't say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can't say. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was a lot of people that showed up. it was a real house party. we filmed about two months. the first three weeks, all night shoots. you never really knew who was pulling up. there was, yeah, i think this person's coming today. the next hour, "scheduling issue, they're not coming anymore." i'm like, oh, man. >> jimmy: then you wound up cutting some of the people who came out, so it's probably just as well. who were you most excited to meet of these kind of stars that popped in? >> you know what, being that i started so young, a lot of people already knew, just being out in l.a. but it's always good to see snoop dogg, man. >> jimmy: he's always fun, no matter where he goes. >> yeah, yeah. you know, on set, you can't
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smoke for real. but he bring it for real. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> what's that -- snoop? >> jimmy: there's no oregano for snoop dogg. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it was incredible. he's a big fan of "the chi," so it's like -- >> jimmy: your show? >> showed a lot of love, he showed a lot of love. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's cool, that's nice. lebron is in the movie. he's a producer on the movie. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you didn't really shoot it in his house, did you? >> they say it's one of his properties, i'm not sure. >> jimmy: really? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: have you been to his house? like for a taco tuesday or anything like that? >> probably -- probably not. i don't think lebron invite nobody to the crib, i don't think so. >> jimmy: never invites anybody to the crib? >> i mean, not me. i ain't get there yet. but we did sit courtside at the lakers game, that was fun. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> that was fun. >> jimmy: did he acknowledge you while he was playing? >> he was, you know, giving me one of these -- >> jimmy: one of those things, yeah. >> it was kind of close to hear all the passion and the trash talk. because you see it on tv, you see them saying, but when you
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really hear what they're saying, oh my god! going to get the boxing gloves. >> jimmy: what did you catch specifically, do you remember? >> i think luca called somebody a pussy. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. [ laughter ] i said, yo! this crazy! >> jimmy: that was worse than you thought it was going to be? >> oh, say that to you? say something back! >> jimmy: i know a guy who used that word and became president of the united states. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that's true. that's true. >> jimmy: you get to play any basketball with lebron or anything like that? >> my costar, tosin cole, did. i stayed off the court. i was just trying to support him, help him -- >> jimmy: you mentioned a minute ago that you've been doing this for a very long time. you were -- in fact, i think you might be the first person we've ever had on the show who got his start on "maury." >> yeah. [ laughter ] i wasn't the father. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: and not as a fetus, but fairly close to. and in fact, we have a clip of that "maury" show.
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>> now, jacob is 10 but the buzz is that he's going to be the next usher. that's because the boys think he's cool, the girls think he's dreamy, and we think he's going to be a huge star, watch. >> what's up? jacob latimore, i'm 10 years old and an r&b artist. i have become so famous expressing at school. [ cheers and applause ] >> hey! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> you know, i haven't seen that inforever. >> jimmy: is that right? >> that's crazy. >> jimmy: who knew maury would be predicting the future? >> yeah, i mean, you never know where you start. >> jimmy: what do you remember about that day? anything? >> i think i was just so young, i was just -- i didn't even think how -- i didn't know how big it was. i think i was just like, coming from milwaukee, my hometown, going to new york, just filming, i'm like, this is cool. this is -- i was just -- i felt at home. >> jimmy: then maury sat you down, and you had a little conversation. >> how do the girls react when you perform? >> man, they go --
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>> they go -- >> nuts. &-p] >> man, they go nuts. >> jimmy: are they still going nuts? >> i mean, sometimes, jimmy, [ cheers ] jimmy.- >> jimmy: have you kept in touch with maury? >> you know what, we haven't spoke in a very long time. i would love -- >> jimmy: guess what, right backstage right now -- no. >> i probably would have cried. >> jimmy: that's how maury would have done it though, right? >> oh! ran out. >> jimmy: oh, man. i don't know if you guys are planning a sequel, but next "house party," it would be pretty cool to see maury in there dancing. >> right, we've got to invite him. >> jimmy: yeah, for sure. then cut him out. [ laughter ] >> the extended version. >> jimmy: jacob latimore, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] the movie is "house party." it's in theaters now. thank you, jacob. we'll be right back. thank you, jacob. we'll be right back.
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next week, it's our 20th anniversary week next week. we're going to be looking back at some of the great moments -- decent moments from our show. [ laughter ] i don't want to oversell it, you know. i mean, some of the palatable moments from our show, we'll be looking back at. including guillermo, we're going to take a look back at you when you were a security guard working in the guard shack outside. >> guillermo: wow, jimmy, that's great. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you remember that? >> guillermo: i do remember that jimmy. wow. time went flying, jimmy. >> jimmy: did it? >> guillermo: yes, crazy. >> jimmy: it was great to meet you. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. [ laughter ] "nightline" is next. thanks for watching, good night!
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♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, "rust" charges. >> this is a crime scene. >> alec baldwin facing two counts of involuntary manslaughter in the shooting death of the film's cinematographer. >> you can't walk onto a set, hold a gun, point it at someone, pull the trigger, and just hope that everything went right. >> the stiff charges he and the film's armorer are facing. >> alec baldwin and the armorer have had the book thrown at them. >> why prosecutors say the set was so unsafe. >> they were not doing the things that they should have been doing. >> how many years could they spend in prison if convicted? plus kristin chenoweth. the broadway legend has always

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