good evening, i'm ted ted koppel. there will be no new episode of "the bachelor in tijuana" so that abc can bring you you the 20th anniversary of the following piece of garbage. jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. ♪ >> announcer: from hollywood, it's the "jimmy kimmel live 20th anniversary"! tonight -- george clooney, snoop dogg, and music from coldplay, presented by casamigos tequila. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ and now, jimmy kimmel!

[ cheers and applause ] >> hi everody. thank you very much. thank you. thank you, cleto. that's very nice. i appreciate that. now you're embarrassing me. [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, that's very kind. thank you for being here, it is a big night for us. it is our -- as you know, our 20th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i appreciate that. not -- guys i'm -- [ cheers and applause ] that's -- that's very kind. i'm -- i'm not retiring, this is

just an anniversary show, it's -- well, as you know -- years ago, to the day, our show, on january 26th, 2003, premiered live after the super bowl, and right out of the gate, we were an immediate hit. next day, "the new yorker" said "jimmy kimmel live," a dead on arrival talk show with a charisma-free host. "the seattle post-intelligencer" raved, "'jimmy kimmel live' is a gloopy mess. not an interesting, jackson pollock-ish mess either. more like the kind of mess created by a sick infant with a leaky diaper." salon.com wrote, "tuesday night's show ended on a particularly sad note, when kimmel was reduced to announcing that the next night's lineup would consist of some musical guests and whoever else happened to turn up. somebody please help him." [ cheers and applause ] and -- and those were the good reviews. those -- why these people at abc hired me, i still have no idea.

bob iger, michael davies, lloyd braun, listen -- i'm going to be honest. you should all have been fired for this. and in fact, two of them were fired for this. thank you. i feel like at some point abc just forgot they were paying for this show, like a 24-hour fitness membership. and it went on. i was 35 when this show started, my mother was 55. now i am 55. and my mother's like, i don't know, 100? i'm not good at math. my mother made about 400 cookies with my face on them tonight with a 20 on it -- get a shot of that. i want you to see how fresh they are. they're really -- if you were wondering why i'm the way i am? the answer is this cookie. this is quite a night. and not just here. there are celebrations going on all around the world.

in london, they're shooting off fireworks. down in argentina, locals are climbing poles and dancing in the streets. we have -- fans in tying one on. they even celebrated our anniversary in north korea. where they're celebrating what they call -- it's kimmel jong-un day there. they all shared a piece of cake. every day, it was beautiful. we put out something called a "one sheet" every day. it's a rundown of the show on one sheet. we put them all in a stack today, and there they are. more than seven reams of paper. 3,588 shows. if you played all our shows bck-to-back, it would go on for 150 days straight. and you would kill yourself. when we started, there were no iphones. there was no youtube. no uber. no twitter. no wifi. no netflix. no google. we had nokias and ask jeeves. and that was it. we've been through two wars, a worldwide pandemic, four

presidents, one insurrection, at least three different kanyes. this is -- [ laughter ] you want to know how long our show has been around? we still have -- this is real. a blockbuster card. that's how long. if you told me we were going to last longer than blockbuster -- it would be more likely that 20 years later, i would be working at a blockbuster. very few people expected us to make it this far. but we did, for two reasons. number one, i made a great deal with the devil. my soul is going to roast. number two, we have and had so many great people, starting with our executive producers. [ applause ] had to put this right here, huh? diamond daniel kellison, jason baby gap schrift, lord duncan gray, broadway jill leiderman, david craig,

doug the thumb deluca, he has covid, he culd not comb. jugs judy erin irwin, jen sharron, who is strong like the rock, molly mcnearney, who is my wife. she married me. thanks to everybody at abc who didn't fire me. they had so many chances to do it. my guardian angel, alex wallau and his wife martha. a lot of my family works here. my cousin sal, my cousin micki, my son kevin, my brother jon, my late uncle frank, my very loud aunt chippy. [ applause ] my best friend since i was 9, cleto. his dad, cleto sr., toshi, jonathan, rhonda, jeff babko, jimmy earl. our new announcer lou wilson, our longtime announcer dicky barrett. james baby doll dixon, lewis kay, danny ricker, josh halloway, gary greenberg, guillermo! i have to say -- i don't know --

[ applause ] i think i must have, like, rubbed up against a magic lamp and god sent guillermo to reward me, bau you are solid gold. you know, guillermo -- he's dying. no. [ laughter ] >> i love you. >> jimmy: we found guillermo in the parking lot. a security guard in the parking lot and this is video we shot in the guard shack where he worked in 2004. >> welcome to my world. welcome to my world, to my office. phone, heater, fax machine. we keep all the radios over here. and -- some paperwork over there. in case i have any questions for anybody, i just call, the station number's right there, you know. >> jimmy: it was like a little prison. [ applause ] if you want to make it in

hollywood, you start in the guard shack. this is guillermo headquarters now. >> hi, everybody. welcome to my world. let me show you around. so, here is where i keep my uniform, my shirt and my jacket. and if i get thirsty -- i keep my tiki la r tequila right ther. and in case of emergency, i have more right here. you see my life is [ bleep ] awesome. gold b god bless america. >> jimmy: you've got more casamigos than a bevmo. every day takes a lot of people to make something this dumb and we've covered a lot of dumb stuff over the past 20 years. from snooki to honey boo boo. ken bone to sarah palin. sanjaya. clay aiken. the chocolate rain guy.

the double rainbow dude. stormy daniels. william hung. that astronaut diaper lady. kim kardashian's sex tape. hulk hogan's sex tape. pam and tommy's sex tape. the octomom. i think she made a sex tape. nikki minaj's cousin's friend's balls. i have been allowed to use this platform to speak out about issues that matter to me, like health care, sensible gun laws, i've encouraged thousands of parents eating their kids' halloween candy. we proved that gonzaga university is not a real place. it's imaginary. we won a jd power award for best midsized talk show. and tonight, we booked the same guests we had on our very first episode. snoop dogg, coldplay, and george clooney. it was or first show, and it was a great start guest-wise and it just went down from there. we've had so much fun looking at the guest lineups. one episode, our guests were dennis rodman, mike ditka, method man, and hoobastank. another show, we booked james woods and a phone call

with rerun from "what's happening?" we had no zoom. another night, this was a big one, fred durst from limp bizkit, the smothers brothers, and a 400-pound yo-yo guy. maybe our most random guest lineup was zach galifianakis, johnnie cochrane, and alf. z to a, right there. so, in summary, i want to say to those of you who stuck with us from the beginning, and those who joined along the way, thank you for your patience. i don't know what i did to deserve it, but i appreciate it. i don't take this for granted. and i promise that for as long as i am here, you will never have to see matt damon's stupid face. kay?. so, we start the do-over? let's do it. we have a great show for you tonight. we're going back in the time machine, george clooney is here. music from coldplay. and we'll be back with snoop dogg on our 20th anniversary.

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hey, jimmy. carol burnett here. 20 years. wow. that's wonderful. i would just like to say, you are permanently terrific. congratulations. >> oh, man, 20 years? 20 years of jimmy kimmel has gone by like -- well, like 30 years of jimmy kimmel. >> congratulations, jimmy. 20 years is a huge accomplishment for a man of your limitations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, famous people. welcome back to our 20th anniversary extravaganza. george clooney and snoop dogg are on the way. as is the band that christened our show 20 years ago tonight. their world tour called "music of the spheres," stops at the

rose bowl on september 30th. coldplay is with us. [ cheers and applause ] now, before we bring out snoop, i want to -- bring up a picture of me from our first show in 2003. no, wait. that's jim belushi. the one of me. that's me from back when we thought snackwells were healthy. >> nice beard, grandpa. >> ah -- are you talking to me? >> yeah, turn around so i can see your bald spot. why are you so skinny? oh, no, am i dying? >> no, you're not dying, this is what you look like in 20 years. >> gross. so, wait, the show is still on in 20 years? >> it is. [ laughter ] >> it makes no sense. >> i know, it's ridiculous. oh, by the way, speaking of ridiculous, take a guess who was president up until a couple years ago? >> ah -- flavor flav?

>> worse. >> worse than flavor flav? oh, man. i don't know, give me a hint. >> m michael jackson. >> no, i have some bad news about him. >> oh, god, not matt damon. please tell me matt damon isn't president. >> of course matt damon isn't president. >> okay. >> you know what, i'll let it be a surprise for you. >> is matt damon even still an actor? >> was he ever? [ laughter ] >> good one. by the way, how is this -- how is this possible? >> oh, we have all kinds of amazing technology now. we've got 3d printers, we got electric cars, we've got electric cigarettes now. >> that's dumb. >> very. marijuana's legal. >> get the [ bleep ] out of here. are you high right now? >> i am baked out of my mind right now. i'm so high right now it feels like i'm talking to myself. >> me, too. oh. excuse me for a second.

hello? seriously? oh, great. we just booked joe millionaire. >> congratulations, that's big. that's -- it will get bigger than that. >> i doubt it. wow, 20 years. that's crazy. did you hear that, guillermo? the show goes on for 20 years. >> wow, jimmy, that's amazing. >> wait a minute. is guillermo old enough to drink in 2003? >> we don't know. we don't have any idea how old he is. no one does. we should go, we both have shows to do. >> right. we do. who are your guests tonight? >> we have a good one tonight. gary busey and mr. t. >> oh, yeah, that will be a classic. congratulations. good night, jimmy from 2003. i love you. >> thanks, jimmy from the future. i love me, too. >> oh, hey. buy bitcoin, but sell it in 2022. oh, did we lose him? oh, that's -- well, that's

shame. you know, when we started this show, we decided we would have a cohost every week in case i keeled over midway through the program. our first cohost ever put the ho in cohost like nobody since he's risen above the drama in the lbc for two decades running. please give a yo, yippy yay for the doggfather, snoop doggy dogg. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> wow, look at this. look exactly the same. >> ah. >> jimmy: snoop, what do you remember from that first night, anything? >> ah -- i just remember it was, like, organized confusion.

>> jimmy: i remember you telling quit smoking marijuana.hat you'- >> yeah. >> jimmy: how is that going? [ laughter ] >> well, i guess i've relapsed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was kind of hard to believe it when you said it, because there was smoke coming out of your ears. >> that was -- what you call that, old smoke, ah -- what's that word i'm looking for? >> jimmy: see, that's what happens. you -- you know, we have your -- this is something that i hung onto, and this is actually the piece of paper it was printed on. this is your contract rider. contract rider is a list of the things that the artist would like to have in his dressing room. this is snoop dogg's contract rider from 2003. chicken wings from either hot wings cafe on melrose orosco's chicken and waffles. fruit punch, any brand. lemonade, country time. champagne. orange juice, donald duck brand.

those are your requirements for the week. [ applause ] and now i actually asked for today's list and it's gotten longer. a six-pack of ginger ale. small bag regular doritos, small bag flavored doritos. large bag starburst candy. large bag skittles. bag of sweet tarts chew. oreo have a anyonnil la. six pack red bull. 12 pack fiji water. one gallon minute maid fruit punch. four packs of gum, four packs of tic tic-ta tic-tacs. honey barbecue chips. important, it's written. you know you're here for an hour, right? >> you got to look at this like this, jimmy. every opportunity to be on a

television show, it's like a shopping spree. i get a chance to get some free groceries. >> jimmy: i see, it's groceries? well, my mom baked you a cookie in case you get hungry. >> hey, how mom doing, man? hey. what i do remember -- what i do remember about certain episodes is that we rode in the car with your mom and she drop md us off. we went karaoke singing one night. >> jimmy: that's right, with psy. so, should we do some cohosting, are you ready? that's what we did. you came out, we were together, we'll interview george clooney. >> for real? g.c. is back? >> jimmy: he's back. were you not told? >> i was told, but i forgot. >> jimmy: okay, well -- again, the perils of marijuana, kids. snoop dogg is here. we'll be right back with george clooney. jimmy, i know there's no way you thought this was going to go on for 20 years. i understand how that happens.

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jimmy kimmel, my good friend. i want to say congratulations on 20 years. can't believe it's that long. i thought they were going to fire you after i did the monologue and i stole the show, but if you can survive that, brother, you can survive anything. >> sweet jimmy! happy 20th, we all love you so much. >> oh, what do we got? >> celebrating jimmy. >> are we? >> yeah, yeah. it's his 20th. >> good one. >> what? >> he's not 20. >> hey, jimmy. congratulations, 20 years. wow. 20 years ago, i was the dad on "malcolm in the middle." and you were the host of "jimmy

kimmel live." and since then, i've won six emmys, scores of golden globes, s.a.g. awards. two tony awards. and you are the host of "jimmy kimmel live." congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, brian. welcome back to our 20th anniversary. i'm jimmy, this is snoop dogg. 20 years ago, our first ever guest was six years removed from being named sexiest man alive, and three years ahead of being named section sexiest man again. he is a movie star among movie stars, who was generous and careless enough to help get this garbage truck started. please welcome the pride of lexington, kentucky, the one, the only, gorgeous george clooney. [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. look at that. just like 20 years ago, except better. >> feel terrible, guillermo's dying? >> jimmy: no, no, he's fine. george, you know, the last time you were here, you weren't even a billionaire, you were just a lowly filthy multimillionaire. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did?pthe first on? >> yeah. it's like a public access show. >> jimmy: that's being generous, yeah. did you feel like it went well after that show? >> i was so drunk, who knew? i didn't remember. just watching it, though, i'm

like -- you got thinner and i got old. crazy. >> jimmy: well, it happens. >> it does. it's not fair. >> jimmy: have you guys kept in touch? >> we spend the weekends together. >> jimmy: that's nice. >> surfing and gold fing and smoke -- >> i smoke, he plays golf. >> jimmy: you were here 20 years ago, george was an avowed bachelor, that was that and now he's a married man. >> that's right. >> jimmy: he's got twins. [ cheers and applause ] actually, i have a question -- have you ever had twins before? >> i never had twins before. that's kind of a leading question, isn't it? i mean -- >> that's a good thing. >> jimmy: you know, snoop, when george was on with us that first time, i thought it was like we had a great time, seemed like we really hit it off. you didn't come back for 11 years. >> yeah. i had a career to pursue. >> jimmy: you did. oh, that's what people are doing, i see. >> how long did it take -- how

long -- >> jimmy: snoop was back the next week, i think. >> no, no, you know, come on man. >> jimmy: in some ways, he never left. >> by the way, we got the audience drunk. do you remember? >> jimmy: yes, the audience was drunk. >> somebody -- somebody got sick. >> she got sick. >> she threw up. >> jimmy: she was sitting right here, we had chairs on the floor, she volume milted during the show. by the way, we assumed she was vomiting because she was drunk, it may have just been the show. >> could have been. there were a lot of people throwing up. >> jimmy: maybe she had taste, i don't know. that was pretty crazy. on that show, i don't know if you remember this, snoop, but your book had come out and we showed a picture of you in high school, very dapper young man. >> tuxedo, huh? >> jimmy: and george, we happened to have some pictures of you from -- this was a little before high school, right? [ applause ] >> i want to point out that my mother cut my hair. >> jimmy: you'd never guess that. >> if you couldn't tell.

>> jimmy: that was 13. this is 15. >> that's hot right there. >> i want to point out something, because you're going to laugh, make a joke. i have bells palsy there and half of my face is paralyzed. look at this. if you go like this. ah. on the other side, it's a completely different face. so, now make your joke. >> jimmy: i was just going to -- >> make your funny joke. come on, funny man. [ laughter ] come on, let me give you my sad face. >> jimmy: i didn't have a joke, george, and you really brought everybody down. maybe we should have another toast to bring things back up. >> okay. >> cut it up. >> jimmy: all right, one more photo. two years after that, your senior year. i mean, what a progression this is. >> i can't be stopped at this point. >> jimmy: who got ahold of you and cleaned you up? >> i had a groomer in high school. >> jimmy: you did? you were born to be a star. hey, last month, you got one of those kennedy center honors. >> yeah, that was fun.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: i noticed a couple of things. first of all, congratulations. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you had many people honor you, one of those was -- i wasn't one of them, i wasn't asked to honor you, but matt damon was asked to honor you. >> yeah, he was there. >> jimmy: what went into that decision? >> he was the -- he was the best available at the time. >> jimmy: snoop, on the other hand, got a star on the hollywood walk of fame, he has three people introduce him. dr. dre, quincy jones, and me. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. that's right. >> you didn't have anybody else? >> jimmy: and snoop, when you got up to thank everybody, you thanked dr. dre, quincy jones, and who? >> last but not least -- i want to thank me. yeah, you. >> he did? >> jimmy: he forgot me. i was sitting there like a jerk. he really led up to it. he's like, and finally, the

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congratulations. 20 years. i have seen absolutely everything one of those shows that i was on. and they were -- you know, enjoyable. >> jimmy: hello, again. we are coming to you in prime time, celebrating our 20th anniversary with our first guests from our first night 20 years ago, george clooney and my cohost for the evening, snoop dogg.p>> hey, hey. >> jimmy: snoop, are you a prankster? >> um -- i really do like to do pranks, but i don't like to be, like, visible when i'm doing them. i like to be, like, the behind the scenes guy. >> jimmy: i see. now george, i'm sure you are probably aware of this, is a -- >> well, i have a problem. >> jimmy: has a problem. >> you have a problem. >> jimmy: yeah, i do, too, but i'm not george clooney, so it seems like less of a problem. >> but you live through me. you -- >> jimmy: i do. >> you send me horrible things to do and then i do them. >> jimmy: things that you can get away with that i can't get

away with. >> shocking. he sends me president clinton stationary and i write letters from bill clinton to actors and tell them how great their movies were. >> jimmy: nobody loses. it's all -- >> i mean, literally, that's what -- he tees it up and i'm like -- >> jimmy: george once told me that no one had ever been able to swim underwater the length of his pool four times and so i was like, i think i can do this. and so i jumped in the pool and i just -- i held my breath and i swam as fast as i could and everybody was there and i finally, i did it, i touched the wall, i came up and what happened? >> well, there was 20 people itting around the pool. when he came out, they were all gone. >> jimmy: no one was there. >> yeah. i got meryl streep running to get out of the pool. that's what happened. >> jimmy: we had an e.r. reunion show, around the time when they were doing all the reunions and

we had an "e.r." reunion, but the joke is, george was the only one that showed up. and then -- the only other person who showed up was hugh laurie, who was not on "e.r.," he was on "house." he was dr. house, so, there was a scene where i was -- well, maybe we should just show the clip, there's a scene where i was laying in the bed -- >> i've never forgotten it. >> jimmy: the idea was they were going to lift the blanket and take a look and, well, i had a little surprise for him. i was naked under the sheet. >> let's see what we have here. >> oh -- >> oh. oh. oh. >> wow. wow. >> my god. >> ah. oh, that's bad. >> that looked terrible. >> jimmy: something wrong? >> that's terrible. >> jimmy: is there anything wrong? doctor, please. >> no, no.

>> not wrong exactly. >> no. >> but -- it's just that i -- i don't do microsurgery. >> jimmy: oh. i remember what you said to me when we went to commercial. you were like, of course that's what was going to happen. and hugh, first of all, has never been back. >> can you blame him? >> jimmy: i ran into him at a ree restaurant, and i swear, he's still traumatized. genuinely shaken. >> well, you guys didn't see it. it was shocking. [ laughter ] just so you know, it's not normal. >> jimmy: snoop, i'll show it to you later. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: well, we're going to take a break. george clooney and snoop dogg are here. it's our 20th anniversary show. we have a lot still to come, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy kimmel, 20 years.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. it's our 20th anniversary special. coldplay is on the way. i'm here with george clooney and snoop dogg. of course, we're recreating the first show 20 years ago. that, you know, snoop was with me the whole first week. >> that's right. i survived, jimmy. >> jimmy: you survived. not everyone survived, but snoop survived. in fact, on the tuesday night, so, we did a sunday show, monday show, tuesday night, snoop took the show limo, the car that transports the guests, and went to a club, kept it until 10:00 a.m. >> i mean, the driver wasn't doing nothing else.

[ laughter ] >> seems right to me. >> jimmy: you do that anymore? >> that was the young version of me. now i'm like -- i'm probably in the bed at 10:00 in the morning now. >> jimmy: you get to bed by 10:00 a.m. that's very responsible. [ laughter ] you were promoting a cd at the time, this cd. >> cd. >> a cd. compact disc. >> jimmy: and george, you had "confessions of a dangerous mind" which you directed and it was, like, a big deal. >> is that the movie with the -- the gong show? you did that? >> you actually even said on the show that you wanteded to be on -- >> i [ bleep ] -- oh. >> he [ bleep ] loved it. [ laughter ] >> i got you. >> teamwork, baby. >> jimmy: i like that snoop is now just finding about it, we were talking about it that

night. >> that's one of the movies -- i'm in the process of trying to create a bio-pic for myself. i love the way it was shot -- >> jimmy: i'm glad you said that. it is a really good movie. i want to show a clip from that. >> let's do it. >> something bad's going to happen. >> we haven't had a job in six weeks. now, if we're ever going to get going to have to get serious. - >> hey, man, we're all just as dedicated to this thing as you are. >> i'm not saying that i'm better than anybody else. all i'm saying is, i don't want us kidding ourselves about how good we are. >> we are good. >> let's take a walk. >> jimmy: remember that scene? >> oh, yeah. >> you know, it's unbelievable that i still have a career. [ laughter ] >> it's unbelievable i still have a career. >> jimmy: we have one more clip.

[ screaming ] >> sup [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: i did not know you guys worked together before. >> yes. yes. >> that was back in '87, right? >> yeah. i had fun shooting that scene, man. >> we worked for a period of time on that and it was -- a couple months on that. >> jimmy: i'm so grateful to you guys to rearrange your schedule show and of course for being on the very first show. i again i salute you, another toast to george clooney -- >> that's my glass. [ applause ] >> jimmy: snoop, thank you very much. >> and by the way, we would like to say, for the last 20 years -- thank you. thank you for everything you've done and all the joy that you've brought us. >> jimmy: i hope to come back

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, 20 years ago tonight, we shut down all of hally wood boulevard for this man's band, and we're so grateful, we decided to let him inside this time.pfrom coldplay to chris martin! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. how you doing? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: great to see you. >> thank you very finally having us back. >> jimmy: yeah. you've been back a couple of times, it is very good to see

you. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: doing well, thank you. >> happy anniversary. >> jimmy: thank you, darling. appreciate it. >> after our first performance here when you said you guys will never work in television aga again -- here we are again. >> jimmy: you remember what i actually said that night, i said, we wanted to have a band on the show that we'd be proud we had on the show in 20 years. and boy -- i mean, it was the one thing that -- [ cheers and applause ] that we got right. >> i mean, i think we're both really lucky, aren't we? >> jimmy: absolutely. no question about it. >> yeah. so thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. are you guys going to -- what are you going to do for us here tonight? >> well, that's a problem, because -- >> jimmy: you called kind of last minute. we couldn't really get anything together. i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i'm just here on my own. i did bring you a gift, just to say -- >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> i'm sorry we couldn't do anything special, we couldn't play, but we're friends and -- >> jimmy: yeah, no -- >> i hope you understand.

>> jimmy: we wrote on this for you, and this is a way of saying congratulations on your 20th anniver anniversary, this is a small box. >> jimmy: what is this? >> well, you wind it -- >> it's a music box. can i wind >> jim that's "clocks," the song you did on our first show. ♪ ♪ the lights go out and i can't be saved tides that i tried ♪ ♪ to swim against have brought me down upon my knees ♪ ♪ oh and i beg i beg and plead singin' you ♪ ♪ are you are ♪

♪ ♪ confusion never stops closing walls and the tickin' clocks ♪ ♪ gonna come back and take you home but i couldn't stop ♪ ♪ that as you now know so i come out upon my seas ♪ ♪ cursed missed opportunities am i a part of the cure ♪ ♪ or am i part of the disease singin' you ♪ ♪ are you are ♪

♪ and nothing else compares oh nothing else ♪ ♪ compares nothing else compares ♪ ♪ ahh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ ♪ are

you are ♪ ♪ home home where i wanted to go ♪ ♪ home home where i wanted to go ♪ ♪ where i wanted to go ♪ ♪ i went home ♪ ♪ home ♪ ♪ happy anniversary, jimmy ♪ >> jimmy: how about that? coldplay. thank you, chris, thanks, fellas. thanks to george clooney and snoop dogg. i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him but we will definitely try to work him in sometime in the next 20 years.

thank you for watching and for supporting us for so long. we'll start all over again next week. good night! >> what the actual -- what the actual [ bleep ]. what -- 20 -- [ bleep ] years of this [ bleep ]! this is -- [ bleep ] [ laughter ] [ bleep ] kimmel. can't believe i baked you a cake. stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid cake with your stupid face. stupid face, you're welcome, america. you're welcome. most overrated talk show host. it's a sponge cake. it's so good. eat a little piece of his hair. ama: the half moon bay