appreciate your time. get ready for the 28th anniversary special of jimmy kimmel. good night. good evening, i'm ted ted koppel. there will be no new episode of "the bachelor in tijuana" so that abc can bring you the 20th anniversary of this piece of garbage. jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's the "jimmy kimmel live 20th anniversary"! tonight -- george clooney, snoop dogg, and music from coldplay, presented by casamigos tequila. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hi. thank you, thank you. hi, everybody. thank you very much. thanks. thank you, cleto. very nice. i appreciate that. now you're embarrassing me. [ cheers and applause ] all right. well, that's very kind. thank you for being here, it is a big night for us. [ cheers and applause ] it is our -- as you know, it's our 20th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. i appreciate that. [ cheers and applause ] that's -- that's very kind.

i'm -- i'm not retiring, this is just an anniversary show. [ cheers and applause ] it's -- well, as you know -- 20 years ago to the day, our show on january 26th, 2003 premiered live after the super bowl, and right out of the gate, we were an immediate hit. [ laughter ] next day, "the new yorker" said "jimmy kimmel live," a dead on arrival talk show with a charisma-free host. [ laughter ] "the seattle post-intelligencer" raved, "'jimmy kimmel live' is a gloopy mess. not an interesting, jackson pollock-ish mess either. more like the kind of mess created by a sick infant with a leaky diaper." [ laughter ] salon.com wrote, "tuesday night's show ended on a particularly sad note, when kimmel was reduced to announcing that the next night's lineup would consist of some musical guests and whoever else happened to turn up. somebody please help him." [ cheers and applause ] and -- and those were the good reviews. [ laughter ] those -- why these people at abc

hired me, i still have no idea. bob iger, michael davies, lloyd braun, listen -- [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to be honest. you should all have been fired for this. and in fact, two of them were fired for that. [ laughter ] but thank you. i feel like at some point abc just forgot they were paying for this show, like a 24-hour fitness membership. [ laughter ] and it went on. i was 35 when this show started, my mother was 55. now i'm 55. and my mother's like, i don't know, 100? what? [ laughter ] i'm not good at math. by the way, my mother -- my mother made about 400 cookies with my face on them tonight. [ applause ] with a 20 on it. [ audience moaning ] get a shot of that, i want you to see how fresh they are. [ laughter ] if you were wondering why i'm the way i am? the answer is this cookie. [ laughter ] this is quite a night. and not just here. there are celebrations going on all around the world.

in london, they're shooting fireworks. [ laughter ] down in argentina, locals are climbing poles and dancing in the streets. [ laughter ] we have -- fans in bangkok are tying one on. [ laughter ] they're even celebrating our anniversary in north korea. where they're celebrating what they call -- it's kimmel jong-un day there. [ laughter ] they all shared one piece of cake, it was beautiful. [ laughter ] we put out something called a "one sheet" every day. it's a rundown of the show on one sheet. we put them all in a stack today, and there they are. more than seven reams of paper. [ cheers and applause ] 3,588 shows. if you played all our shows back-to-back, it would go on for an0 days straight. and you would kill yourself. [ laughter ] when we started, there were no iphones. there was no youtube. no uber. no twitter. no wifi. no netflix. no google. we had nokias and ask jeeves. and that was it. [ laughter ]

we've been through two wars, a worldwide pandemic, four presidents, one insurrection, at least three different kanyes. [ laughter ] this is -- you want to know how long our show has been around? we still have -- this is real. a blockbuster card. [ cheers and applause ] that's how long. if you told me we were going to last longer than blockbuster -- i would have sooner believed i would be working at blockbuster in 20 years. [ laughter ] very few people expected us to make it this far. but we did, for two reasons. number one, i made a great deal with the devil. my soul is going to roast. [ laughter ] number two, we have and have had so many great people, starting with our executive producers. diamond -- [ cheers and applause ] let me take a beat. had to put this right here, huh? diamond daniel kellison, jason baby gap schrift, lord duncan gray is here. broadway jill leiderman, david craig,

doug the thumb deluca, he has covid, he did not come. judge judy, erin irwin, jen sharron, who is strong like the rock, molly mcnearney, who is my wife. she married me. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to everybody at abc who didn't fire me. they had so many chances to do it. [ laughter ] my guardian angel, alex wallau, and his wife martha. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of my family works here. my cousin sal, my cousin micki, my son kevin, my brother jon, my late uncle frank, my very loud aunt chippy. [ cheers and applause ] my best friend since i was 9, cleto. [ cheers and applause ] his dad, cleto sr., toshi, jonathan, rhonda, jeff babko, jimmy earl. our band. our new announcer lou, our previous announcer dicky barrett. [ cheers and applause ] i know this is boring, but -- james baby doll dixon, lewis kay, danny ricker, josh halloway, gary greenberg, guillermo! [ cheers and applause ]

i have to say -- i don't know -- i think i must have, like, rubbed up against a magic lamp and god sent guillermo to reward me. [ laughter ] you're solid gold. you know, guillermo -- he's dying. no. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i love you too. >> jimmy: we found guillermo in the parking lot. he was a security guard in the parking lot. this is video we shot in the guard shack where he worked in 2004. >> guillermo: welcome to my world. welcome to my world, to my office. phone, heater, fax machine. we keep all the radios over here. and -- some paperwork over there. in case i have any questions for anybody, i just call, the station number's right there, you know. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it was like a little prison. if you want to make it in

hollywood, you start in the guard shack. by the way, this is guillermo headquarters now. >> guillermo: hi, everybody. welcome to my world. let me show you around. so, here is where i keep my uniform, my shirt and my jacket. and if i get thirsty -- i keep my tequila right there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and in case of emergency, i have more tequila right here. as you can see, my life is [ bleep ] awesome. [ cheers and applause ] god bless america. >> jimmy: you've got more casamigos than a bevmo. every day takes a lot of people to make something this dumb, and we've covered a lot of dumb stuff over the past 20 years. from snooki to honey boo boo. ken bone to sarah palin. sanjaya. clay aiken. chocolate rain, double rainbow, stormy daniels, william hung.

the astronaut diaper lady. kim kardashian's sex tape. hulk hogan sex tape. pam and tommy's sex tape. the octomom. i think she made a sex tape. [ laughter ] nikki minaj's cousin's friend's balls. [ laughter ] i have been allowed to use this platform to speak out about issues that matter to me, like health care, sensible gun laws. [ cheers and applause ] i've encouraged thousands of parents to eat their children's halloween candy. [ laughter ] we proved that gonzaga university is not a real place. it's imaginary. we won a jd power award for best midsized talk show. and tonight, we booked the same guests we had on our very first episode. snoop dogg, coldplay, and george clooney. [ cheers and applause ] it was our first show. it was a great start guest-wise, and it just went down from there. [ laughter ] we've had so much fun looking through some of the guest lineups from our first season. one episode, our guests were dennis rodman, mike ditka, method man, and hoobastank. [ laughter ] another show, we booked

james woods and a phone call with rerun from "what's happening?" [ laughter ] we had no zoom. another night, this was a big one, fred durst from limp bizkit, the smothers brothers, and a 400-pound yo-yo guy. [ laughter ] maybe our most random guest lineup was zach galifianakis, johnnie cochrane, and alf. [ laughter and applause ] z to a, right there. so in summary, i want to say thank you to those who stuck with us from the beginning and those who joined along the way. thank you for your patience. i don't know what i did to deserve it, but i appreciate it. i don't take this for granted. and i promise that for as long as i am here, you will never have to see matt damon's stupid face on this show. okay? [ cheers and applause ] so, we start the do-over? let's do it. we have a great show for you tonight. we're going back in the time machine, george clooney is here. music from coldplay. and we'll be back with snoop dogg on our 20th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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hey, jimmy. carol burnett here. 20 years. wow. that's wonderful. i would just like to say, you are permanently terrific. congratulations.

[ cheers and applause ] >> oh, man, 20 years? 20 years of jimmy kimmel has gone by like -- well, like 30 years of jimmy kimmel. [ laughter ] >> congratulations, jimmy. 20 years is a huge accomplishment for a man of your limitations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, famous people. welcome back to our 20th anniversary extravaganza. george clooney and snoop dogg are on the way. as is the band that christened our show 20 years ago tonight. their world tour called "music of the spheres" stops at the rose bowl on september 30th. coldplay is with us. [ cheers and applause ] now, before we bring out snoop, i want to -- bring up a picture of me from our first show in 2003. [ laughter ] no, wait. that's jim belushi. the one of me is what i want -- okay, that's me from back when we thought snackwells were healthy. [ laughter ] >> nice beard, grandpa!

>> jimmy: oh -- are you talking to me? >> yeah, turn around so i can see your bald spot. [ laughter ] why are you so skinny? oh, no, am i dying? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you're not dying. this is what you look like in 20 years. >> gross. [ laughter ] so wait, the show is still on in 20 years? >> jimmy: it is. [ laughter ] >> that makes no sense. >> jimmy: i know, it's ridiculous. by the way, speaking of ridiculous, take a guess who was president up until a couple of years ago. [ laughter ] >> uh -- flavor flav. >> jimmy: worse. >> worse than flavor flav? oh, man, i don't know. give me a hint. michael jackson? >> jimmy: no -- actually, i have some bad news about him. [ laughter ] >> oh, god, not matt damon. please tell you matt damon isn't president. >> jimmy: of course not. matt damon isn't president. >> okay.

>> jimmy: no, actually, i'll let it be a surprise for you. >> is matt damon even still an actor? >> jimmy: was he ever? [ laughter ] >> good one. by the way, how is this possible? >> jimmy: oh, we have all kinds of amazing technology now. we've got 3d printers. we've got electric cars. we've got electric cigarettes now. >> oh, that's dumb. >> jimmy: very. [ laughter ] marijuana is legal. >> get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] are you high right now? >> jimmy: i am baked out of my mind right now. i'm so high right now, it feels like i'm talking to myself. [ laughter ] >> me too. [ phone rings ] excuse me for a second. hello? seriously? oh, great. we just booked joe millionaire. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, congratulations. that's -- big. it will get bigger than that. >> i doubt it. [ laughter ] wow, 20 years, that is crazy. do you hear that, guillermo? the show goes on for 20 years. >> wow, jimmy, that's amazing. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: wait a minute, is guillermo even old enough to drink in 2003? [ laughter ] >> uh -- we don't know, we don't have any idea how old he is, no one does. okay, we should go, we both have shows to do. >> jimmy: right, we do. who are your guests tonight? >> we have a good one, gary busey and mr. t. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that will be a classic. congratulations. good night, jimmy from 2003, i love you. >> thanks, jimmy from the future, i love me too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh hey, buy bitcoin but sell it in 2022 -- oh, did we lose him? [ cheers and applause ] oh, that's -- well, that's a shame. you know, when we started this show, we decided we would have a cohost every week in case i keeled over midway through the program. our first cohost ever put the ho in cohost like nobody since he's risen above the drama in the lbc for two decades running. please give a bow wow wow, yippy yo, yippy yay to the doggfather, snoop doggy dogg.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, look at this. you look exactly the same. >> ah. >> jimmy: snoop, what do you remember from that first night, anything? [ laughter ] >> ah -- i just remember it was, like, organized confusion. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i remember you telling me on that first show that you'd quit smoking marijuana. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how is that going? [ laughter ] >> well, i guess i've relapsed. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was kind of hard to believe it when you said it, because there was smoke actually coming out of your ears. [ laughter ] >> that was -- what you call that, old smoke, ah -- what's that word i'm looking for?

>> jimmy: see, that's what happens. [ laughter ] you -- you know, we have your -- this is something that i hung on to, this is actually the piece of paper it was printed on. this is your contract rider. contract rider is a list of the things that the artist would like to have in his dressing room. [ laughter ] this is snoop dogg's contract rider from 2003. chicken wings from either hot wings cafe on melrose or roscoe's chicken and waffles on gower. [ applause ] fruit punch, any brand. [ laughter ] lemonade, country time. moet champagne. orange juice, donald duck brand. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] those are your requirements for the week. and now i actually asked for today's list, and it's gotten longer. [ laughter ] a six-pack of ginger ale. can of fancy mixed nuts. small bag of funyuns. small bag regular doritos, small bag flavored doritos. small bag regular potato chips. large bag starburst candy. large bag skittles.

bag of sweet tarts chew. oreo vanilla. chips ahoy!. six pack cranberry juice. six pack mini coke diet coke. six pack red bull. 12 pack fiji water. 12 pack aqua hydratal ka lie water. one gallon minute maid fruit punch. [ laughter ] four packs of gum, four packs of tic-tacs. a bag of honey barbecue frito chips. important, it's written in big letters. [ laughter and applause ] you know you're here for an hour, right? [ laughter ] >> you got to look at it like this, jimmy. every opportunity to be on a television show, it's like a shopping spree. [ laughter ] i get a chance to get some free groceries. >> jimmy: i see, it's groceries? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well. my mom baked you a cookie in case you get hungry. >> hey, how mom doing, man? you got -- hey. [ applause ] what i do remember -- what i do remember about certain episodes is that we rode in the car with your mom and she dropped us off. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. >> we went karaoke singing one night. >> jimmy: that's right, with psy. gangnam style. [ laughter ] >> i like my gangnam style.

>> jimmy: should we do some cohosting? are you ready? that's what we did. you came out, we were together, we'll interview george clooney. >> for real? g.c. is back? >> jimmy: he's back. [ laughter ] were you not told? >> i was told, but i forgot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, well -- again, the perils of marijuana, kids. snoop dogg is here. we'll be right back with george clooney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy, i know there's no way you thought this was going to go on for 20 years. i understand how that happens. and before you know it, it's going to be 25. so, congratulations and keep going. >> hey, jimmy, it's your old pal huey lewis. wishing you, the staff, the crew congratulations on 20 years running. here's to the next 20. >> i say this with friendship and love in my heart, i -- i -- well, you don't look 20. [ laughter ] so, i'm wondering if you have a thyroid issue or something.

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jimmy kimmel, my good friend. i want to say congratulations on 20 years. can't believe it's that long. i thought they were going to fire you after i did the monologue and i stole the show, but if you can survive that, brother, you can survive anything. >> sweet jimmy! happy 20th, we all love you so much.

>> oh, what do we got? >> celebrating jimmy. >> are we? >> yeah, yeah. it's his 20th. >> good one. >> what? >> he's not 20. >> hey, jimmy. congratulations, 20 years. wow. 20 years ago, i was the dad on "malcolm in the middle." and you were the host of "jimmy kimmel live." and since then, i've won six emmys, scores of golden globes, s.a.g. awards. two tony awards. and you are the host of "jimmy kimmel live." congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, bryan. welcome back to our 20th anniversary. i'm jimmy, this is snoop dogg. 20 years ago, our first ever guest was six years removed from being named sexiest man alive, and three years ahead of being named sexiest man again. he is a movie star among movie stars, who was generous and

careless enough to help get this garbage truck started. please welcome the pride of lexington, kentucky, the one, the only, gorgeous george clooney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: look at that. >> guillermo: wow. >> jimmy: just like 20 years ago, except better. >> i feel terrible, guillermo's dying? >> jimmy: no, no, he's fine. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: george, you know, the

last time you were here, you weren't even a billionaire. you were just a lowly, filthy multimillionaire. [ laughter ] >> yeah. i just watched your show. >> jimmy: you did? the first one? >> yeah. it's like a public access show. [ laughter ] > jimmy: that's being generous, yeah. did you feel like it went well after that show? >> i was so drunk, who knew? [ laughter ] i didn't remember. just watching it, though, i'm like -- you got thinner and i got old. [ laughter ] crazy. >> jimmy: well, it happens. >> it does. it's not fair. >> jimmy: have you guys kept in touch since then? >> we spend the weekends together. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's nice. >> surfing and golfing and smoke -- my fault. >> i smoke, he plays golf. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were here 20 years ago, i don't know if you remember. george was an avowed bachelor. that was that. now he's a married man. >> that's right. >> jimmy: he's got twins. [ cheers and applause ] actually, this is a question. >> yes? >> jimmy: had you ever had twins before? >> i'd never had twins before. [ laughter ] that's kind of a leading question, isn't it?

i mean -- >> that's a good thing. >> jimmy: you know, snoop, when george was on with us that first time, i thought it was like we had a great time, seemed like we really hit it off. you didn't come back for 11 years. [ laughter ] >> yeah. i had a career to pursue. >> jimmy: oh, you did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's what people are doing, i see. >> how long did it take -- how long -- >> jimmy: snoop was back the next week, i think. [ laughter ] >> no, no, you know, come on man. >> jimmy: in some ways, he never left. >> by the way, we got the audience drunk. do you remember? >> jimmy: yes, the audience was drunk. [ cheers ] >> somebody -- remember somebody got sick. >> she got sick. >> she threw up. >> jimmy: she was sitting right here, we had chairs on the floor, she vomited during the show. by the way, we assumed she was vomiting because she was drunk, it may have just been the show. [ laughter ] >> could have been. there were a lot of people throwing up. >> jimmy: maybe she had taste, i don't know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. that was pretty crazy. on that show, i don't know if you remember this, snoop, but

your book had come out and we showed a picture of you in high school, very dapper young man. >> tuxedo, huh? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and george, we happened to have some pictures of you from -- this was a little before high school, right? [ laughter and applause ] >> i want to point out that my mother cut my hair. >> jimmy: gee, you'd never guess that. >> if you couldn't tell. >> jimmy: that was 13. this is 15. [ cheers ] >> that's hot right there. >> i want to point out something, because you're going to laugh, make a joke. i have bells palsy there and half of my face is paralyzed. >> jimmy: oh. >> look at this. watch this. if you go like this. ah. on the other side, it's a completely different face. so, now make your joke. [ laughter ] >> come on, make your funny joke. come on, funny man. >> jimmy: i was just going to -- >> come on, let me give you my sad face. >> jimmy: i didn't have a joke, george, and you really brought everybody down now. [ laughter ] maybe we should have another toast to bring things back up. >> okay. [ cheers and applause ]

>> cut me in or cut it out. >> jimmy: all right, one more photo. >> oh-oh. >> jimmy: two years after that, your senior year. i mean, what a progression this is. >> i can't be stopped at this point. >> jimmy: who got ahold of you and cleaned you up? >> i had a groomer in high school. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> sure. kentucky groomer. >> jimmy: you were born to be a star. hey, last month, you got one of those kennedy center honors. >> oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i noticed a couple of things. first of all, congratulations. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you had many people honor you, one of those was -- i wasn't one of them, i wasn't asked to honor you, but matt damon was asked to honor you. >> yeah, he was there. >> jimmy: what went into that decision? >> he was the -- he was the best available at the time. >> jimmy: okay. snoop, on the other hand, got his star on the hollywood walk of fame. he asked three people to introduce him. dr. dre, quincy jones, and me. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> you didn't have anybody else?

>> jimmy: and then snoop, do you remember when you got up to thank everybody, you thanked dr. dre, quincy jones, and who? >> last but not least -- i want to thank me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you. >> he did? >> jimmy: he forgot me. i was sitting there like a jerk. i was like, oh, wow. he really led up to it. he's like, "and finally, the person i want to thank more than anyone else." [ laughter ] "i would not be here --" and i'm sitting here going, oh my god, wow, it's too much. what an impact i've had on this man's life. [ laughter ] all right, we're going to take a break. george clooney and snoop are here. [ cheers and applause ] we're celebrating our 20th anniversary. we'll be right back. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" 20th anniversary is presented by casamigos tequila. brought to you by those who drink it. ♪ i've got symptom relief ♪ ♪ control of my crohn's means everything to me. ♪ ♪

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jimmy! 20 years, oh, my god. okay, congratulations to you. thank you, also, for all the support you've given me over the years, as a friend, as an actor, as a producer, as an all-around human being. i'm eternally grateful to you. i love you. congratulations. >> jimmy -- you are nothing if not an enormous talent, and to this day, my only friend who has written an entire song about [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> 20 years. congratulations. 20 years. i have seen absolutely

every one of those shows -- that i was on. [ laughter ] and they were -- you know, enjoyable. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, again. we are coming to you in prime time, celebrating our 20th anniversary with our first guests from our first night 20 years ago, george clooney and my cohost for the evening, snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: snoop, are you a prankster? are you a guy who likes to play pranks? >> um -- i really do like to do pranks, but i don't like to be, like, visible when i'm doing them. i like to be, like, the behind the scenes guy who sets the prank up. >> jimmy: i see. now george, i'm sure you are probably aware of this, is a -- >> well, i have a problem. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, has a problem. >> you have a problem. >> jimmy: yeah, i do, too, but i'm not george clooney, so it seems like less of a problem. >> but you live through me. you send me things to do -- >> jimmy: i do. >> horrible things to do, and then i do them. >> jimmy: things that you can get away with that i can't get away with. >> shocking. he sends me gold-embossed president clinton stationery.

and i write letters from bill clinton to actors and tell them how great their movies were. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nobody loses. it's all -- >> i mean, literally, that's what -- he tees it up and i'm like -- >> jimmy: george once told me that no one had ever been able to swim underwater the length of his pool four times, and so i was like, i think i can do this. and so i jumped in the pool and i just -- i held my breath and i swam as fast as i could, and everybody was there and i finally, i did it, i touched the wall, i came up and what happened? >> well, there was 20 people sitting around the pool. when he came out, they were all gone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no one was there. >> yeah. i got meryl streep running to get out of there. yeah, that's what happened. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we had an "e.r." reunion show, around the time when they were doing all the reunions. we had an "e.r." reunion here.

but the joke was, george was the only one that showed up. [ laughter ] and then -- the only other person who showed up was hugh laurie, who was not on "e.r.," he was on "house." [ laughter ] he was dr. house. so there was a scene where i was -- well, maybe we should just show the clip. there's a scene where i was laying in the bed -- >> i've never forgotten it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the idea was they were going to lift the blanket and take a look and, well, i had a little surprise for him. i was naked under the sheet. >> let's see what we have here. >> oh -- >> oh! >> oh. >> oh, wow. >> my. >> wow. >> god. >> oh, that's bad. >> that looked terrible. >> jimmy: something wrong? >> that's terrible. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is there anything wrong? doctor, please. >> no, no, no. >> not -- not wrong, exactly. >> no. >> but -- it's just that i -- i don't do microsurgery. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: oh. [ cheers and applause ] i remember what you said to me when we went to commercial. you were like, of course that's what was going to happen. [ laughter ] and hugh laurie, first of all, has never been back. [ laughter ] >> can you blame him? >> jimmy: secondly, i ran into him at a restaurant once, and i walked up to him, and i swear to god he's still traumatized. [ laughter ] still genuinely shaken. >> well, you guys didn't see it. it was shocking. [ laughter ] just so you know, it's not normal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: snoop, i'll show it to you later. i don't want you to feel left out. >> thank you, thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, we're going to take a break. george clooney and snoop dogg are here. it's our 20th anniversary show. [ cheers and applause ] we have a lot still to come, we'll be right back. >> jimmy kimmel, 20 years. on television. that's extraordinary. congratulations. i would please like 20 more

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. it's our 20th anniversary special. coldplay is on the way. i'm here with george clooney and snoop dogg. of course, we're recreating the first show 20 years ago. that, you know, snoop was with me the whole first week. >> that's right. i survived, jimmy. >> jimmy: you survived. not everyone survived, but snoop survived. in fact, on the tuesday night, so, we did a sunday show, monday

show, tuesday night, snoop took the show limo, the car that transports the guests, and went to a club, kept it until 10:00 a.m. [ laughter ] >> i mean, the driver wasn't doing nothing else. [ laughter ] >> seems right to me. >> jimmy: you ever stay out till 10:00 a.m. anymore? >> that was the young version of me. now i'm like -- i'm probably in the bed at 10:00 in the morning now. >> jimmy: you get to bed by 10:00 a.m. oh, that's very responsible. [ laughter ] you were promoting a cd at the time, this cd. >> cd. >> a cd. >> jimmy: "paid tha cost to be da boss." >> compact disc. >> jimmy: and george, you had "confessions of a dangerous mind" which you directed and it was, like, a big deal. >> is that the movie with the -- "the gong show"? you did that? >> you actually even said on the show that you wanted to be on "the gong show." >> i [ bleep ] -- oh. >> he [ bleep ] loved it. [ cheers and applause ]

>> i got you. >> teamwork, baby. >> jimmy: i like that snoop is just now finding out about it, seeing as how we were talking about it that night. [ laughter ] >> that's one of the movies -- i'm in the process of trying to create a bio-pic for myself. that's one of the movies that i'm researching because i love the way it was shot -- >> jimmy: i'm glad you said that. it is a really good movie. i wanted, if you don't mind, to show a clip from that. >> let's do it. >> something bad's going to happen. >> we haven't had a job in six weeks. now, if we're ever going to get back to the pay window, we're going to have to get serious. >> hey, man, we're all just as dedicated to this thing as you are. >> look, i'm not saying i'm better than anybody else, all right? all i'm saying is, i don't want us kidding ourselves about how good we are. >> we are good. >> let's take a walk. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: remember that scene, snoop? >> oh, yeah. >> you know, it's unbelievable

that i still have a career. [ laughter ] >> i said beat, baby. >> it's unbelievable i still have a career. >> jimmy: we have one more clip, in fact. [ screaming ] >> sup [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i did not know you guys worked together before. >> yes. yes. >> that was back in '87, right? >> yeah. i had fun shooting that scene, man. [ laughter ] >> we worked for a period of time on that and it was -- a couple months on that. >> jimmy: i am so grateful to you guys, rearranging your schedules to be here, to be part of this show. and of course, being on the very first show. i -- again, i salute you. i give another toast to george clooney -- >> that's my glass.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: that's yours, oh. snoop, thank you very much. >> thank you, jimmy. >> and by the way, we would like to say, for the last 20 years -- thank you. [ cheers ] thank you for everything you've brought and the joy that you've brought us. >> jimmy: i hope to come back for the 30th. >> i'll be back in 11 years. >> jimmy: when we come back -- you guys have to see this. when we come back, we have a very, very special something from the band that played our first night 20 years ago, too, coldplay will be with us. [ cheers and applause ] snoop dogg, george clooney. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, 20 years ago tnight, we shut down all of hollywood boulevard for this man's band, and we're so grateful, we decided to let him inside this time. from coldplay, please say hello to chris martin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. how you doing? >> hi, jimmy. >> jimmy: great to see you. >> thank you for finally having us back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've been back a couple of times. it is very good to see you. >> how are you doing? >> jimmy: doing well, thank you. >> happy anniversary. >> jimmy: thank you, darling. appreciate it. >> after our first performance here when you said you guys will never work in television again? [ laughter ] here we are again. >> jimmy: you remember what i actually said that night, i said, we wanted to have a band on the show that we'd be proud we had on the show in 20 years. and boy -- i mean, it was the one thng that -- [ cheers and applause ] that we got right. >> i mean, i think we're both really lucky, aren't we? >> jimmy: absolutely. no question about it. >> yeah. so thank you. >> jimmy: thank you. are you guys going to -- what are you going to do for us here tonight? >> well, that's a problem, because -- >> jimmy: oh. >> you called kind of last minute. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> we couldn't really get

anything together, i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i'm just here on my own. i did bring you a gift, just to say -- >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> i'm sorry we couldn't do anything special for you, sorry we couldn't play. but you know -- we're friends and -- >> jimmy: yeah, no -- >> i hope you understand. >> jimmy: of course i understand. >> we wrote on this for you. this is a way of saying congratulations on your 20th anniversary. >> jimmy: how nice. >> it's a small box. >> jimmy: what this is, exactly? >> well, you wind it -- >> jimmy: oh, it's a music box. can i wind it? >> you can wind it. ♪ >> jimmy: that's "clocks," the song you did on our first show. [ cheers ] ♪ ♪ the lights go out and i can't be saved tides that i tried ♪ ♪ to swim against have brought me down upon my knees ♪ ♪ oh and i beg i beg and plead

singin' you ♪ ♪ are you are ♪ ♪ ♪ confusion never stops closing walls and the tickin' clocks ♪ ♪ gonna come back and take you home but i couldn't stop ♪ ♪ that as you now know so i come out upon my seas ♪ ♪ cursed missed opportunities am i a part of the cure ♪ ♪ or am i part of the disease singin' you ♪

♪ are you are ♪ ♪ and nothing else compares oh nothing else ♪ ♪ compares nothing else compares ♪ ♪ ahh oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ home home where i wanted to go ♪ ♪ home home where i wanted to go ♪ ♪ where i wanted to go ♪ ♪ i went home ♪ ♪ home ♪ happy anniversary, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: how about that? coldplay. thank you, chris, thanks, fellas. thanks to george clooney and snoop dogg. i want to apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time for him but we will definitely try to work him in sometime in the next 20 years. thank you for watching and supporting us for so long. we'll start all over again next week. good night! >> what the actual -- what the actual [ bleep ]. what the [ bleep ], 20 [ bleep ] years of this [ bleep ]! this is [ bleep ]! [ laughter ] [ bleep ] kimmel. can't believe i baked you a cake. [ laughter ] stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid cake with your stupid face. stupid face, you're welcome, america. you're welcome. most overrated talk show host. it's a sponge cake. it's so good.

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