for watching. i'm on a date. and i'm dan ashley for cynthia patel. larry bill, all of us here. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- julia louis-dreyfus. rose byrne and bobby cannavale. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. very nice. cleto. guillermo. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on what is a big day here in hollywood. the nominations for the 95th oscars were announced, bright and early, from academy

headquarters in beverly hills. 5:30 a.m. why they announce these so early, i don't know. the only thing worse than having to get up at 5:30 to find out you got an oscar nomination is having to get up at 5:30 to find out you didn't get one. [ laughter ] and some people didn't. tom cruise didn't get a best actor nomination. i know.]- even though he saved the whole navy from being destroyed. and nothing for it. [ laughter ] they said tom was so upset today, he didn't jump out a window. [ laughter ] he wasn't the only notable to be left off the list. james cameron's "avatar 2" didn't get a best director nomination for cameron even though his movie was nominated for best picture. which is what you get for making us put on those dumb glasses for four hours. [ laughter ] the film that scored the most nominations was "everything everywhere all at once." [ cheers and applause ] which is up for best picture along with "top gun," "avatar 2," "elvis," and six movies no one has seen. [ laughter ] including a movie called "triangle of sadness." which i always thought was a slice of papa john's pizza.

[ laughter ] you know you can bet on the oscars. you can go online on these websites. for instance -- "everything everywhere all at once" is the favorite for best picture. brendan fraser is favored to win best actor. cate blanchett is the frontrunner in the best actress category. this is a bet you can make. "will any host or award presenter be slapped during the show?" [ laughter ] if you bet $100 on "yes" you win $1200. which i have to say, seems like they're encouraging someone with a gambling problem to slap me. [ laughter ] right? you might have to work that night, guillermo. >> guillermo: oh, i'm ready. i'm ready. i'll watch you. >> jimmy: i'm going to need protection. >> guillermo: yeah, i'll be there, jimmy. >> jimmy: the nominees were announced by allison williams and riz ahmed, who was a bit taken aback when he read the nominees for best animated short. >> "the boy, the mole, the fox and the horse." "the flying sailor." "ice merchants."

"my year of dicks." [ applause ] >> jimmy: you know, nowadays, seems like every year is my year of dicks. [ laughter and cheers ] after i saw that -- i never heard of the movie. i went to look up "my year of dicks," now my computer won't turn on. [ laughter ] also on the animated side, the netflix version of "pinocchio" got an oscar nomination, but disney's live-action "pinocchio" didn't. it got six razzies, which makes no sense to me. because i think the disney version is a lot more in tune with current events. >> star light, star bright, i wish i might have the wish i wish tonight. >> i'm not a fraud, i'm not a fake. >> ha ha! >> turn around, let me get a look at you. >> my heritage is jewish, i've always identified as jewish. >> fellow republicans are

calling you a disgrace. >> you will not resign? >> i've worked my entire life, i've lived an honest life. i got an mba from nyu. and i have zero debt. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's absolutely beautiful. by the way, i would like to say, congratulations to congressman george santos, who received 15 oscar nominations this morning. [ laughter ] or so he says. congressman santos, this is funny, is not happy with those of us who have been making light of his prevarications. he lashed out on twitter, "i have now been enshrined in late night tv history with all these impersonations. but they are all terrible so far." uh, bad news, georgie boy, you weren't "enshrined." you were deboned in late night history. [ laughter ] "jon lovitz is supposed to be one of the greatest comedians of all time, he was on jimmy fallon impersonating george, that was embarrassing for him, not me. these comedians need to step

their game up." well, i do agree with one thing. you do, by far, the best george santos impression. [ laughter ] i mean, whoever you really are, you're killing it right now. [ laughter and applause ] this afternoon -- i think he's -- he might be spinning out, because george santos this afternoon brought a passive-aggressive gift to reporters who have been staking out his office, trying to get some answers from him. so he brought them doughnuts. >> for all the hard work you guys do. thank you so much for being here and doing your jobs. today's plan, to answer your question, is to work for the american people. legislate, that's what i got hired to do. so you can look forward to some cool stuff coming out of this office soon. thank you, guys. >> jimmy: yeah. don't eat those doughnuts, guys. it's the year of the dicks! [ laughter ] meanwhile, this morning, we got yet another shocker in the ongoing classified documents drama. this one came from completely

out of left field. >> exclusive cnn reporting just in to us, a source revealing, get this, another discovery of classified documents. roughly a dozen government documents were uncovered at the home of former vice president mike pence. >> jimmy: mike pence has them too now? this is unbelievable. [ laughter ] it's an epidemic. mike pence, his attorneys found documents in a box with some of his other secret items, including a four-pack of zima. [ laughter ] and polaroids of mother dressed in her swimming costume. [ laughter ] and what makes it especially interesting is back in november, mike pence was specifically asked about this. >> let me ask you as we sit here in your home office in indiana. did you take any classified documents with you from the white house? >> uh -- i -- i did not. >> jimmy: oh, is that your final answer? [ laughter ] according to his lawyer, they discovered the documents in january. pence they say immediately alerted the national archives and the fbi came to pick them up. the lawyers found the documents

in, of all places, mike's kitchen behind the pence family mayonnaises. [ laughter ] trump, as you know, has been screaming about joe biden because the documents biden had were from when he was vice president. a vice president doesn't have the power to declassify documents. like trump didn't. but now that it's his vice poodle in the crosshairs, trump is suddenly defensive. he posted, "mike pence is an innocent man. he never did anything knowingly dishonest in his life. leave him alone!" unfortunately, that post came two years and 18 days late. [ laughter ] when they were planning to hang him, he was like "you made your bed. i wish i could help." in other mike news, the my pillow man, mike lindell. who, as you know, is still trying to overturn the election because he believes the voting machines are rigged. last night mike lindell, who says he understands the voting system data better than anyone else, had a little bit of trouble wrapping his head around the virtual background feature on zoom. >> i'm looking at my picture

here. is that a new thing you're doing where you kind of blur the background? >> no, i think -- that's on your side, that's your -- yeah, that's on your side. >> it wasn't doing it up until this interview ran. >> a setting got changed, probably. >> okay. i like it like that. y'all like it like that? let's take some callers, see what they think. >> donna lynn from louisiana, you're on with mike lindell, donna lynn. [ laughter ] donna lynn dropped, all right. let's go to line 1. barry in georgia. barry? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mike, try soaking the computer in hot water. [ laughter ] is he a real person? i'm not convinced. might be -- could be one of those machines in disguise. [ applause ] oh, this thursday, it's a big night. it's our show's 20th anniversary. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. 20 years. and you know what that means.

me and the show are gonna be doin' it all night! [ laughter ] that's right. just to put in perspective how much time has passed, the year we premiered, three of the top ten shows on tv were "friends," "everybody loves raymond," and "e.r." which are oldies now. which i guess makes us oldies now, guillermo. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: people ask me, sometimes they ask what from all the shows in 20 years was my favorite moment? and if i had to pick, i think i would say it was october 21st, 2015. that's the date marty mcfly and doc brown travel to in "back to the future ii." they set the clock on the delorean to that date. we were in brooklyn on october 21st, 2015, where we did something very special. and here it is. let's crank up the old flux capacitor and go back in time to my favorite moment from the last 20 years. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> great scott! >> yeah, doc, where are we? >> according to my calculations, this is the year 2015, marty. the future! [ laughter ] >> 2015? that -- that's heavy. all these people must have got

here in their flying cars. >> jimmy: uh, no, we never figured out flying cars, actually. we never did figure that out. >> oh. oh. >> who are you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. i'm sorry, my name is jimmy kimmel. you time traveled into the middle of my talk show. >> people are watching us on tv right now? >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, people are. people are watching us on tv right now. although honestly, most people will probably watch this on their phones on the toilet tomorrow. [ laughter ] >> that's -- that's gross. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's better than it sounds. not so terrible. >> if you don't mind me asking, what the hell have you guys been doing for 30 years? >> jimmy: let's see, 30 years. oh, you know what, we invented this thing called a cronut. [ laughter ] it's part croissant, part doughnut. they put them together. it's actually quite delicious. really good. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] i got to -- this is very exciting. >> doc, it seems like 2015 kind sucks. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> apparently the technological and cultural achievements of this era -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> -- are somewhat underwhelming. what is this? >> jimmy: this is -- i'm taking a selfie with you guys. this is how we document important life events now. [ laughter ] >> this is -- this is some sort of portable telecommunication device? >> jimmy: well, no, actually -- this is the best thing about the future, it's called a smartphone. >> what's a grindr? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's -- that's not -- [ cheers and applause ] that's nothing. it will be edited out. >> excuse me, fellows, i know this sounds a little ridiculous, but you're going to -- [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: is there a problem? >> you're going to have to keep it down. you see, you're just too darn loud. >> jimmy: you know what, huey lewis is right, we are too darn loud. [ cheers and applause ] huey lewis is always right. if you'll just give me that -- thank you very much. >> what about biff? >> jimmy: oh, biff. you know what? biff is here. a few months ago he lost his job. he's working as our -- he's working for us as our stage manager now. >> hello, buttheads! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> back in 1985, he became a rich, egomaniacal casino owner and ruined the world. >> jimmy: oh, i know who you're talking about. that guy's running for president right now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] he's doing very well, actually.

>> marty, i need you to stay here while i travel back to 1985, figure out where this all went wrong, and repair the space-time continuum. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. doc. i know you're not supposed to tell people their future, but do you know how i'm going to die? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: will you tell me? >> next week. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah? >> a bunch of angry children tear you to shreds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> well, you tell their mothers to take away their halloween candy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was it. that was number one. all right, we got a fun show for you tonight. rose byrne and bobby cannavale are here. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with julia

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new movie "seriously red," rose byrne and bobby cannavale are with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night our guests are d'arcy carden with music from hailey witters. and eddie murphy will be here, so please join us for that. [ cheers and applause ] and on thursday, we are celebrating our 20th anniversary in prime time at 10:00, and then again at our regular time by turning back the hands of time to our first guests from 2003. george clooney, snoop dogg, and coldplay will be here. it's going to be a very special night, so please make a point to join us. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest has more emmys than fingers. she's played an elaine, a selina, an old christine, and now, a real shelly in the new movie "you people." it premieres friday on netflix, please say hello to julia louis-dreyfus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: great to see you. >> jimmy, it's so good to see you. >> jimmy: do you have any idea how excited i was the first time you came on the show? >> no. >> jimmy: very excited. [ laughter ] very excited. it was 2006. >> yeah? >> jimmy: november of 2006. >> okay. >> jimmy: happened to be the same month the nintendo wii came out. >> oh, that i knew. >> jimmy: that night -- we went back through and kind of collected some notes. you drove yourself to the show. >> okay. >> jimmy: you got lost coming here. >> makes sense. >> jimmy: did you drive yourself tonight? >> i did not. >> jimmy: okay. >> i was on time. >> jimmy: you learned our lesson. >> yes. >> jimmy: we had a psychic on the show, and we expected you would want no part of that. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: but you decided to hang out. >> of course. >> jimmy: stay with the psychic. >> yes. >> jimmy: you like psychics in general? >> i can't get enough of all that stuff, yeah. >> jimmy: you like it.

>> i like psychics, i like close -- you know, card -- magic tricks, things like that. >> jimmy: similar things, you think? [ laughter ] >> i think they're a little bit similar. am i wrong? >> jimmy: i think you're right, actually, yeah. and the psychic told you that you were a psychic, basically. that you had the ability to see the future and et cetera. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you agree with that at the time? >> uh -- [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: no? >> i don't think so. i mean, i'm barely a psychic about the past. [ laughter and applause ] for example, i have -- my memory just sucks. and so you're telling me this about me being on the show, no memory. >> jimmy: no memory of any of that, yeah. [ laughter ] >> no. so -- yeah. >> jimmy: well, that did happen. >> okay. >> jimmy: at the time you seemed very open to the idea that you, too, were a psychic. >> yeah, i like the idea. >> jimmy: maybe she just meant you were just as much as a psychic as she was. >> yeah, she was -- she probably

sensed i was questioning her, and she wanted me to to get off her back, maybe. >> jimmy: you were at the sundance film festival over the weekend. >> i was, yes. >> jimmy: is that fun? i've never been to that. >> i have to say, there's something about it that's really fun. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's very -- it's very sort of a -- friendly for artists and directors and new artists and new directors. so -- and everybody's -- it's not like all fancy. people are wrapped up in coats and beanies, and you're trying to promote your project, your film. and you -- you're walking down a snowy street. and you walk by somebody and it's like, i don't know, jennifer connelly. she's all wrapped up like this. "oh, hey, i saw your movie, it was so great." you know. it has sort of a neighborhoody kind of a feel to it. >> jimmy: you showed -- which movie did you show there? a new movie? >> yes, a movie i made with nicole holofcener called "you hurt my feelings." >> jimmy: as you know, you got a

couple of mentions in the trades today, as they call them. "julia louis-dreyfus shines." then "julia louis-dreyfus shines again." you shine twice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, that's pretty cool. >> jimmy: did you snowboard or ski or any of that? >> my husband did. >> jimmy: brad went. >> brad went snowboarding then met me at the premiere that night. i didn't have time because i was doing a lot of press. >> jimmy: do you know snowboard? >> i ski. >> jimmy: you ski. >> do you? >> jimmy: no, i don't. [ laughter ] i have, i've done it about 30 times, and i realize it's almost every time a disaster and i'm going to stop doing it. >> got it, got it, got it. >> jimmy: they say, you should try things. i feel once you've tried them -- >> 30 times. >> jimmy: and failed 30 times -- >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: once i was skiing -- sorry to go off on a tangent. >> by all means. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was skiing and i hit a tree hard. >> oh, that's scary.

>> jimmy: then i was on my back, my friend came up, "wow, you really hit that tree." i said, "i did?" he said, "yeah." i went into the bathroom. i saw a big red spot on my forehead and decided never to ski again. >> was this prehelmet? were you not wearing a helmet? >> jimmy: oh, no helmet, no. nobody thought to wear helmets. >> i know, it's only the last 20 years or something, people wearing helmets. >> jimmy: yes. >> right. >> jimmy: yeah. was brad wearing a helmet? >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: he was? >> oh, 100%. >> jimmy: everybody wears helmets now? >> no, only the cool people wear helmets. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: speaking of cool people, you're part of the marvel cinematic universe. >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know how meaningful that is to you. >> i mean, my kids -- well, they're not kids anymore. they'll always be my kids. my adult sons are huge marvel fanatics. for a long time they're like, "mom, you should be in a marvel movie, got to be in a marvel movie." i'm like, oh, yeah, they're never going to want me to be in a marvel movie. then they did. >> jimmy: little did you know.

>> little did i know. >> jimmy: your character premiered in this comic book. >> yes. >> jimmy: 1967. >> that's right. >> jimmy: which i think your husband has this comic book, right? >> when he heard i was about to get this part, he went online and he bought this particular -- yeah, isn't that neato? [ applause ] >> jimmy: that is pretty cool. >> yeah. >> jimmy: then this is the -- i don't know, did you look at the comic before you shot the movie? [ laughter ] this is your character. valentina allegra de fontaine. >> contessa valnetina allegra de fontaine. >> jimmy: contessa, that's right. or val is the other name. >> or val, exactly, yeah. that's right. is that her -- that's her with nick fury. >> jimmy: nick fury, who at the time had no nipples. [ laughter ] which may explain why he was so furious all the time. were you -- did you think they were going to give you this super outfit? >> you know, they still might. >> jimmy: they still might, oh, that's interesting. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: can you say what movie you will be in next?

because -- >> yes, i can. >> jimmy: good, you can. >> i'm going to be in "thunderbolts." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the thunderbolts." oh, that's an assortment of -- like bad guys who are doing good, right? >> yeah, or good guys doing bad, bad guys doing good. you know. >> jimmy: your character is kind of a bad guy more than a good guy? >> i think she sort of straddles both worlds of good and bad. i think it's a little bit unclear. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> it's certainly unclear to me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it really? you don't know what's going on? >> i'm going to tell you something, when they were telling me about this, you know, the head honchos at marvel, they're all wonderful people. they were explaining to me the character and who she's going to be dealing with and this universe and that universe. and i'm listening, listening. i had a similar experience as when i'm listening to my accountant tell me about my taxes. [ laughter ] i'm trying really hard to focus. you know what i mean?

but -- anyway, i keep asking my boys, "explain to me." >> jimmy: they know the stuff? >> they know, yes, of course. >> jimmy: how old are your sons now? >> 25 and 30. >> jimmy: 25 and 30, and your sons are actors and one of your sons is in a band too? >> yeah, he's a musician and an actor. my other son is an actor and -- yeah, who would have thunk it? >> jimmy: he's on "the sex lives of college girls." >> yes, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a racy show. >> it's a very racy show, yes. >> jimmy: do you watch the show in fear that you might see something you haven't seen for a while? [ laughter ] >> well -- i mean, i did watch the show. and i think he was, you know, really -- he was adorable. he was [ bleep ]ing a girl in the library. [ laughter and applause ] and i thought it was dynamite. >> jimmy: yeah. teaching them how to read, right? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: julia louis-dreyfus is here.

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look at these rings, i love it. >> thank you. >> look at that, with your names. >> what about the ear lobes and the bottom of her feet? >> shut up. i think your ear lobes are good too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's julia louis-dreyfus and jonah hill in "you people" which premieres friday on netflix. it's very funny. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm going to be honest with you, i definitely saw glimmers of my real mom in this character you play. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wanting so badly to be positive and inclusive and all of these things. >> yeah. >> jimmy: to the point where -- >> she is very alienating. >> jimmy: yeah, my mother didn't go as far as your character did -- >> no, no. it's a bit of a -- i'm definitely pushing it in the character. but hopefully people recognize her, shall we say, her tone deafness. >> jimmy: yes, yes, her tone deafness. >> to any social situation. >> jimmy: her well-meaning tone deafness. >> yes.

>> jimmy: dave duchovny plays your husband in the movie. >> he does, yes. >> jimmy: jonah hill is your son in the film. >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: how did you like working with jonah? >> oh, please. i feel like -- first of all, i've known jonah all my life. and i adored him. we had so much fun. we were howling the whole time. we have a shared love of a fart joke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> and so that sort of bound us as soul mates. so as a wrap gift i gave him a fart machine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> yeah, i thought that was thoughtful. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, the little remote-controlled guy. >> then he had to -- once we finished shooting he went off to do press for "don't look up." remember that great movie? >> jimmy: yep. >> and he was there with meryl streep and adam mckay and my fart machine. [ laughter ] and they're talking about the climate crisis and the environmental message of the movie, and he lets that thing rip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sure. >> yeah.

and he did it so many times, i believe it was confiscated by adam mccabe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, he got in trouble. >> jimmy: methane is a big part of the climate crisis. >> correct. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: meryl streep is sitting there and he's making fart noises come out of her? >> yes, he is. >> jimmy: eddie murphy is one of your costars. eddie murphy is -- listen, i meet famous people all the time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: eddie murphy is a guy almost mythological in a lot of ways. >> totally, totally. >> jimmy: you, however, have known him since 1982, i believe, this photograph, this incredible photograph was taken. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now, this is a "little rascals" sketch, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you playing darla from "the little rascals"? >> i am. >> jimmy: eddie murphy playing buckwheat. then we've got robert blake. >> that's right, robert blake. >> jimmy: what do you remember about robert on this evening? >> remember what i told you about my psychic memory? [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: yes? nothing? >> nothing. i remember nothing. i'm -- it's lucky i remember that that was darla i was playing. >> jimmy: is that real or your lawyers told you to say you don't remember anything? [ laughter ] you're pleading the fifth? what about eddie murphy? almost a teenager here, right? >> yeah, totally. we both were on the show when -- we started when we were 21. and so that was, like, 70, 80 years ago. [ laughter ] and it was funny because working with him on the movie, it was like a high school reunion. it was so bizarre. and he, by the way, you'll see when he comes on the show, he looks exactly the same. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> it is -- it's like he has definitely made a deal with the devil. this guy looks amazing. >> jimmy: he doesn't look like this specifically, but -- >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i have a

clip that has been -- somebody uploaded this clip. i wondered who did it. it seems like it should not have been uploaded to the internet. >> oh-oh. >> jimmy: you might know -- i'm sure you know about it because it's got many, many millions of views now. you were on another beloved sketch comedy show, that show being "sesame street." and you did something that i think many would find unthinkable, which is you cursed in front of elmo. >> i did. [ laughter ] >> in five, four, three, two -- >> oh, so that's it! >> shh! >> [ bleep ]. sorry. >> you said a bad word! five dollars, five dollars! >> you're going to be a rich muppet at the end of the schtick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: always great to see you. the movie is super funny. it's called "you people." it premieres friday on netflix. julia louis-dreyfus, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] be back with rose byrne and bobby cannavale! so, you're 45.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. our next guests are actors and lovers who make a leap into the world of celebrity impersonators in the new movie "seriously red." it opens in theaters and video-on-demand february 10th. please welcome rose byrne and bobby cannavale. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how much fun to have you guys here together. that's kind of -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i feel like it's almost like "dr. phil" or something. [ laughter ] >> hard thing to explain to kids what we're doing. >> jimmy: i bet it is. did you have to explain it to the kids? >> they're like, "what's going on? where are you guys tonight?" "working." "oh, we didn't know you were working together." then you have to explain what a talk show is. >> jimmy: this is work. we're going to sit on a couch and talk to someone for eight minutes, yeah. [ laughter ] how old are your children? >> thought you were going to say, how old are you? [ laughter ] rocco is 7, and the little one, the other one we call him, is 5. >> jimmy: the other one is 5. oh, yeah. my kids are similar. my little ones are similar age, 8 and 5, yeah. that's -- yeah, there's a lot going on there, yeah. >> a lot going on. rocco's turning 7 next week. >> jimmy: is that right? what are you going to do for the birthday? >> well, we're still negotiating. it's a negotiation. [ laughter ]

i mean, we're going to disneyland and he's like -- this morning, going to school, "hey, dad, just one question about the birthday thing." i said, disneyland or a party. of course he wants disneyland, he can't have both. >> jimmy: we have this exact same fight going on in our house right now. >> he's like, "i know you said no party but we're going to do something on my birthday, right?" "yeah, we're going to have cupcakes and you can invite one friend." "can i invite two more friends?" it's a negotiation. >> jimmy: funny you say that. because that's exactly -- we said, "no, it's either disneyland or a party, it's not both of those things." and our daughter said, "don't worry, i'm a good negotiator." [ laughter ] and she's right, she will ultimately win. did you guys meet julia louis-dreyfus? is she somebody you knew previously? >> no, listen, our first date, she was like -- i'm not kidding you, one of the first things she asked me, "do you like seinfeld?" >> i did not. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: is that true? >> yes, she did. >> hey, hey. >> in australia that's the most popular show of all time. she can quote every line. >> jimmy: that's like if we ask you, do you own a kangaroo or something like that, right? [ laughter ] >> and i do, jimmy, i got here on a kangaroo. >> she knows every episode, every line from that show. >> jimmy: is that true? >> it's my happy place. i just love it. and so -- yeah. we introduced him -- >> jimmy: what's your favorite episode? which one? >> the keys. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow, no hesitation whatsoever, wow. did you express that to julia? >> i mean -- no. >> jimmy: were you cool? >> i mean, she's so -- she's just such a class act. she's just -- i'm such a fan. i'm so excited to see her movies that are coming out. yeah. >> jimmy: i feel like you guys timed this movie really well. because with this elvis mania going on, you play an elvis impersonator. >> yes, tribute performer. >> jimmy: a tribute performer, i'm sorry. >> a tribute performer, yes. >> jimmy: oh, is that what they're calling themselves now?

>> yes, that's the correct -- yeah. >> jimmy: you're not allowed to say impersonator anymore? >> they don't like it. >> jimmy: they don't? >> they're a very serious group. it's a very serious group of people. >> jimmy: is it a very serious group of people? >> they stay in character all the time. >> jimmy: what do you mean by that? >> i've worked with de niro, and he doesn't stay in character as much as the guy who plays elton john, put that it way. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's elton john 24/7? >> until he takes the glasses off, then it's over. >> jimmy: then he doesn't look like elton john? >> not so much. >> jimmy: you need the accessories sometimes. >> they're very committed. like working with method actors. that's the world the film is set in. amongst tribute performers, sort of an underworld. i play an elvis presley impersonator. >> jimmy: i have a photograph of you as an elvis tribute performer. [ applause ] this is -- i mean, what goes on when you come home in this ensemble?

[ laughter ] >> we didn't have any scenes together. so i had no idea until i saw the movie. and she's extraordinary. she's amazing. i didn't recognize her. she's got the voice down, she's got the moves down. it was -- it was unbelievable. >> jimmy: well, but you are in the movie playing a former neil diamond impersonator. [ laughter ] which -- not impersonator, tribute performer, i'm so sorry. >> that's our star, krew boylan. >> krew wrote the film and the star, she's my best friend, she's great. >> jimmy: she plays dolly. >> she plays a dolly parton impersonator -- >> jimmy: you can't say that. >> sorry. jimmy! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my plan for retirement is to become a neil diamond impersonator. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> why? >> jimmy: you did a great job, i'm going to be "neil zirconia." [ laughter ] that will be my name. i've trademarked it so nobody can take from it me. >> that's good, yeah. >> jimmy: bobby, your neil diamond was pretty spot on. >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: i'm guessing that wasn't your first go-around with "i am, i said." >> how good is that song? >> jimmy: its great.

the lyrics are a combination of fantastic and preposterous. >> it starts out fantastic, right? the story makes perfect sense. then introduces cher. >> jimmy: he says, i am, i said, to no one there, and no one heard it all, not even the chair. it's one of those songs you have to go back and listen again, did he say chair? >> yeah. then there's the thing about frog -- >> audacious, isn't it? >> jimmy: the frog and the -- >> yeah, became one. >> on drugs, do you think? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: neil diamond? everybody was on drugs back then, i don't know. >> just so committed and so sincere. he's just -- he's the best. >> jimmy: where do you get the other performers? >> they were all real tribute performers. >> jimmy: all real tribute performers? >> oh, yeah, that wasn't any sort of -- you know, just --

quote, unquote supporting artists, it was all tribute performers who have careers. like we said, the elton john performer is very successful, travels around particularly in asia, has huge concerts and things, yeah. >> jimmy: do you look for, when you're looking for him, were you looking for the best ones? or looking for the ones that most suited your needs? >> well, it's usually one and the same. usually the best ones are the ones that are going to be -- >> jimmy: they're not all singers, right? there's a princess diana? >> princess diana, queen elizabeth. >> she's really famous, right? >> the princess diana, he was incredible, he didn't break character at all for two days. >> the face, very sad looking up at you all the time. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it was wild. >> jimmy: he was princess diana at all times? >> yeah. the guys who played kiss have been doing it like 30 years. they're way too old to be doing it, but they look amazing. >> jimmy: not really, because kiss has been doing that same thing. >> that's true, that's true. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: think about it. >> that's true. >> jimmy: you think about what kiss did, it was brilliant. they're like, all right, we're going to put on this makeup, and we will look exactly the same for the next 75 years. >> yeah, you're right, that's true.

>> jimmy: so you guys are -- everything's good personally? any problems you want to talk about? [ laughter ] >> look, there's something i want to bring up -- >> jimmy: i do feel this is a weird kind of couples counseling type of thing. >> no, man, we just got to get through this birthday thing. >> jimmy: the birthday thing. >> now kids are obsessed with the "titanic" now. >> jimmy: who is? your little kids are obsessed with "titanic"? >> the actual. not the movie. the actual "titanic." >> the incident. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a minute, who told them about the incident? >> my mother bought them a graphic novel. she's really good at buying kids' books. they just love it. then just like, "then the iceberg, then the thing, then all the people." they're really -- >> they had to draw, so rocco made this enormous "titanic" out of 40 pieces of paper. had to cut it. it's huge. brought it to school for show and tell. it's got all the rooms and -- "dad, you know there was a dentist's office inside the titanic." [ laughter ]

"this is called the poop deck" and the other one laughs. they're just obsessed with it. today rocco says to me, "i don't understand why they saved only the women and children." and i said, "because it's women and children." he went, "what about the dads?" >> aww. >> he got really upset. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's very sweet. and super weird. [ laughter ] just the whole subject. are they into "the hindenburg"? or is it just the -- >> no. >> that's next. >> the david koresh graphic novel next. >> jimmy: yes, yes, everybody drinks the kool-aid. it's great to see you guys. and the movie is called "seriously red." in theaters and on video-on-demand starting february 10th. rose byrne and bobby cannavale, everybody. thank you. be right back.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, there you go. i want to thank julia louis-dreyfus, rose byrne, and bobby cannavale. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, eddie murphy will be with us. so it's our last show. after this we'll be 20 years

old, it will all be downhill from there. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. we'll see you tomorrow. good night!

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