this edition of abc 7 news. i'm deon and >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- cate blanchett, dave franco and super bowl mvp patrick mahomes. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i'm glad you're here. i appreciate that. i don't know if you know this. today is probably the most

unproductive work day of the year, super bowl monday. they say almost 19 million americans called in sick to work today. can you believe that, guillermo? wait, where is guillermo? did he -- oh, no, did guillermo call in sick to work today too? oh, wait a minute. [ cheering ] can i just say you did such a great job backing up rihanna at halftime. >> guillermo: thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i don't know if you saw, guillermo is really the star at the super bowl. there he is. [ cheering ] shining bright like a diamond. rihanna yesterday delivered had to deliver what is the biggest we're expecting in america.

when her belly came out, every living room in america stopped waiting for someone, preferably a woman, to say something. everyone was like, "when did she have that baby again?" my wife was looking up her ovulation chart. all hands were on deck at our house trying to figure this out. afterwards, a spokesperson for rihanna's stomach confirmed that she is indeed pregnant. she had a baby in may. and now has another one in the oven. so, if you are one of those 19 million who called in sick to work today, rihanna last night had a nine-month-old in her dressing room was eight millimeters dilated and still managed to get it together to do her job. it was quite a performance, not only did rihanna nail every vocal and sound great, i don't know if you saw this, she closed the show by shooting down one of those ufos. rihanna even got a raving lunatic of a review from ole pigskin himself. donald trump went on truth social to post "epic fail."

i don't know who teaches him these words. "rihanna gave without question the worst halftime show in super bowl history, this after insulting far more than half of our nation, which is already in serious decline, with her foul and insulting language." that's right. captain -- was very offended by her foul and insulting language. also, "so much for her stylist." is it possible that trump is the bitch who owes her money? i don't know where this comes from the only part of the halftime show he liked was that all the dancers wore white hoods. but even trump had to enjoy the game. the eagles were so tough. after the game, fans in philly were visibly upset. oh no, wait. sorry. this actually happened before the game.

. other than that -- it was a great game. never mind. i know they're disappointed in philadelphia. they have a great team, but here's the thing. no matter which side you were rooting for, we all won last night because michael keaton is batman again. bradley cooper, lebron james, kevin hart, and this dynamic duo, elon musk and rupert murdoch were together. dicks in a box. i guess kim jong-un wasn't able to make it. i don't know if you noticed, but when patrick mahomes got to the line of scrimmage, he called out "a29! b32!" and elon yelled "hey! keep my son's name out of your effin' mouth." you know what? jay-z was there, adele, patrick mahomes, as you probably know, he is going to be here in just a bit.

and while he was obviously the mvp, probably the most exciting player from the day from this little fellow from the puppy bowl. >> to accompany his offensive sacks, under the watchful eye of the official, here comes jimmy kibble >>. >> jimmy: that's kind of exciting. so then this game started. i'm not an expert when it comes to the rules of dog football, but it seems like more flags could have been flown thrown. >> jimmy kibble is out of the tunnel. and jimmy is looking exit stage right. >> now majesty and benji are giving jimmy kibble the business. >> jimmy kibble with the paws to the face. >> jimmy: is anybody going to help jimmy kibble out there? what's wrong with people. by the way, all of this, the game, the commercials, the halftime show, guillermo in this costume, it's all an elaborate

coverup to distract us from the ufos that are suddenly plaguing our country. have you been following this? all of a sudden, there are more ufos than chick-fil-as. the air force yesterday shot down another unidentified flying object. the third one in four days! i never in a million years thought i'd say this, but where the hell is the space force? the white house today formed an inter-agency team to look into what's going on. after initially refusing to rule it out, today, they said they do not believe these are etraterrestrial visits. which is exactly what they say at the beginning of every movie about extraterrestrial visits. they do not yet know if they are chinese spy balloons like the one they shot down last week. but the one they shot down saturday they described as a small metallic balloon. remember the good ol' days when all we had to worry about balloon-wise was whether or not there was a boy inside? we have a great show tonight. after the super bowl -- there were so many big commercials,

high profile commercials yesterday, including two commercials for jesus that cost $7 million each. jesus was like jesus! [ applause ] we also got first looks at some of the big movies including "the flash," "guardians of the galaxy," and "indiana jones." all very exciting. and tonight, i am proud to "drop" a preview trailer of our own. on march 12th, i am hosting the oscars here on abc. [ cheering ] and while we did not have seven million dollars to air this during the game, we bring it to you now at a much more reasonable price with no distractions, no chicken wings or nachos to worry about. here it is, the exclusive world premiere of my next big project, the oscars. [ applause ] ♪

>> james christian kimmel, your reputation precedes you. >> thank you. >> not in a good way. >> oh. >> this is rear admiral bates. i'm vice admiral cyclone simpson. >> that is an awesome name. >> i know. we've summond you here today toe talk about the oscars. >> i have to admit, i wasn't expecting to host again. >> let me be clear. you were not my first choice. or my second choice, or my fourth, fifth, or 11th choice. in fact, we asked a lot of people before you. >> jimmy: well, i'd rather not know who they were. >> whoopi goldberg, tina fey, jon stewart, chris rock, letterman, leno, arsenio, chevy chase, a child dress as a pirate. steve martin, steve carell, ste. >> quell. >> did you ask steve harvey?

>> begged steve harvey. he would have been good. >> good? steve would have been incredible. but that's not important right now. what do i tell him about the mission? >> the object sieve the 332 seat dolby theatre on hollywood boulevard. inside is the 95th oscars. the three-hour celebration -- >> [ laughter ] three hours, right. >> a three-hour celebration of cinema featuring the biggest movie stars in the world. abc has tasked us with finding a host who is unflappable and unslapable. >> good. because i can't get slapped. i cry a lot. i tell us your plan of attack. >> well, i probably start with a big musical number, one that would go a little something like this -- ♪ the oscars, the stars -- ♪ >> okay, please, no singing. >> what about a dance number

where i really -- robot. >> no dancing. >> jimmy: well, in that case, that's a big audience of very nervous famous people. so i'd probably start with something self deprecating to break the ice, joke about how i'm wearing two sets of maybe something about the magic of storytelling, and i'll lead a standing ovation for someone old and then only four or five hours left until we get to hopefully best picture or movie. what do you think? >> i think we made a terrible mistake. >> i think he can do it. >> double that from crystal. >> is there any way you can host? >> no. i have a dentist appointment sunday night.

>> listen, i've hosted this thing nine times. and i say give the kid a shot. >> oh, wait, i've hosted twice before. >> really? >> yeah. >> didn't see it. >> you know, you don't have to take this job. >> i actually do. i went all in on crypto, and i'm about to lose my condominium. so unless you got somebody better, [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. well, we got a good show for you tonight. from the kansas city chiefs, super bowl mvp patrick mahomes is here. [ cheering ] the always delightful dave franco is with us. and we'll be right back with the great cate blanchett. so stick around. ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: all right, everybody, welcome back to the show. tonight the quarterback from the suer bowl-winning kansas city chiefs, mvp patrick mahomes is with us. [ cheering ] he is driving in from disneyland. let's see, there he is, on the way in from the magic kingdom. okay, they're moving slowly, but at least they're moving! that says something here in l.a. hopefully, they'll be here soon. also tonight, his new movie is called "somebody i used to know," dave franco is with us. and later this week, we've got new shows with katy perry, lionel richie, charles barkley, milo ventimiglia, orlando bloom, and we have music from paramore, jordan davis, and beck.

so please join us for all that. our first guest is one of the finest actors of our and any generation. she's nominated for yet another oscar for her performance as the fictional composer-conductor, lydia tar, in the movie "tar," it's in select theaters and on peacock now. please welcome cate blanchett. [ cheering ] ♪ >> yeah, sorry about that. >> no, it's great. that's a real pick me up. >> guillermo: thank you. >> 26 years of marriage, yo, baby. your stylist works for "south park." >>. >> guillermo: he is from mexico. >> jimmy: you know what's going

on cate, that's what the backup dancers for rihanna wore. >> i've worked with rihanna. i've had the big joy. yeah. did they ask you if you were pregnant? [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: even better. [ laughter ] >> i love you. >> jimmy: that's okay. together you look like a marshmallow peep. so you did not watch the super bowl yesterday? i know you're from australia. so it would make sense that you would have no interest. >> it's a gladiatorial sport. where we come from we have football, we call it football that's aussie rules. >> jimmy: footie you call it. >> yeah, footie. they have a similar kind of ball, except they don't have the protection. >> jimmy: they don't even have sleeves, right? >> yeah, they wear shorts and little tank tops. and my uncle used to play

professionally. >> jimmy: oh, he did? >> yeah, and my cousin played in tasmania. and it's so hard-core, they play on gravel. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. the super bowl, they take a few hits, but tasmania. >> jimmy: on real gravel. >> on real gravel. they lose a lot of players. it's why the population is really small. >> jimmy: in a lot of ways, we as americans see australia the way everyone else sees americans, as like a little bit screw loose, and really flirting with danger at all times. yes, that is what we think. >> why did you go cross eyed when you did that? and you're looking at me. >> jimmy: but really, though, they're out there. there are no helmets on. they're killing each other in the same way. >> i know. >>jimmy: kicking the ball, they're totally exposed. >> i know. and then the hole in the ozone layer is right over australia. so it's a very difficult game. >> jimmy: and kicking those footies right through. >> that was nothing last night,

patrick. >> jimmy: congratulations, by the way, you're nominated -- well, the super bowl of acting. [ cheering ] >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: i don't know if you're a gambling -- are you a gambler at all? do you ever bet? >> should i be? >> jimmy: well, you're the favorite. you're the solid favorite to win, according to las vegas, you know. well, yes, of course, then, right. but it's been such an amazing year for the performance. >> jimmy: don't try to dodge you're the favorite, i mean you're the favorite. >> well, so says my mom. >> jimmy: your mom. would your mom bet on you? >> or sell me. three beans, ma. would she bet on me? i don't know. i haven't asked her. >> jimmy: well, it seems if you can't get your mom to bet on you then you're not getting the support you need from the family. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you find out, i think this is what, your eighth oscar nomination? >> i think so, yeah. >> jimmy: do you just assume

you're nominated? >> even if i haven't made a movie? no, it was really -- it's amazing. >> jimmy: where were you when they told you that you received the nomination? >> i was actually on set with a sound recorder i worked with on a film called "benjamin button" mike weingarten and jamie lee curtis who was nominated. we were all working together. >> jimmy: oh, wow, you were all together at the same time? >> yeah, which was fabulous. and then they brought out sheet ca cake. which in your country, a big thing. >> jimmy: high honor. is sheet cake not a thing? >> no, no, we don't eat sheet cake for breakfast. and the first time i came to america, i had a twinkie for breakfast. and i thought that's what you ate all the time. >> jimmy: it is not? >> no. well, i don't know. though i did see the snacks. you've got a big snack selection back there. >> jimmy: well, we have to keep guillermo happy, you know.

>> yeah, of course. >> jimmy: for this movie, you play a conductor. >> i do. >> jimmy: a composer, and you're fantastic in it, as you are really in everything. >> oh, it says that here. >> jimmy: no, it's not. but you had to learn a few things, as typically one would have to. >> my lines. i had a lot of lines. >> jimmy: for sure. >> you had to learn to play the piano? is that true? >> i studied piano as a girl. >> jimmy: okay. >> each pregnancy, i have four kids, i'm going to pick up the piano again. the sad thing is i don't do anything until a role insists have i do it. and then i had to learn to conduct, which is terrifying. >> jimmy: is that really so hard? i feel like i got it right here, right? >> i don't know. what do you think? yeah. >> jimmy: am i not that good? >> floppy. >> jimmy: is it hard to conduct? >> it's a little bit like doing that. the right hand keeps the time

and this one gives the emotion and the feeling. but it's a form of communication. and of course your instrument is human. you can't as a conductor, your instrument is made up of when you play the big works like 80 to 90 orchestral members. so it's a complicated job. and it was absolutely terrifying. we filmed with the dresden philharmonic orchestra. and standing up in front of them on the first day and giving the down beat when we were conducting fifth symphony was unforgettable. >> jimmy: did you ask them after words. >> how did i do? >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, we recorded. >> jimmy: i have this album right here. >> i can't believe on i'm deutsch gramaphone. >> jimmy: you can win a grammy for this too. >> it's a concept album because the film is about the process of making something. so i'm on there in the process of rehearsing the music with the orchestra.

and hilda, who has a contract with deutsch gram phone, she did the score for "joker" she is an amazing, amazing composer. she did "women talking" as well. >> jimmy: did you learn to play the accordion or did you not? >> well, it depends on which way you look at it. todd threw a lot of things at me. >> jimmy: todd field the director. >> who directed. i always knew it was bad news when he would come up to me and say "here's the thing". we have to shoot this ten-minute scene in one shot. and one day we just finished towards the end of the day, he came up and said the accordion teacher is here. [ laughter ] okay. and he said yeah. so you've been practicing, right? no, i've never held an accordion. he said you'll be fine. just go and spend half an hour with her and he asked me to come out and play the accordion. it was a little bit of -- you

play the accordion. >> jimmy: we have a scene here from the movie in which you are practicing your accordion. >> well, it's because the character is about to summit the peak of her career. she is about to record all of the final piece of the puzzle, mahler's fifth symphony with the same orchestra. one of the world's greatest orchestras. and then her past catches up with her and she has a mental collapse which culminates in her playing, she has been making beautiful sounds. >> jimmy: and then the neighbors show up. >> and then the neighbors show up. >> my husband and i are selling the place, and couldn't help hearing the music. >> oh. i'm glad you enjoyed it. >> we were wondering if there are specific hours you rehearse so we can schedule showings around them. >> we don't want to scare potential buyers off with all the noise.

>> no, no, no. [ laughter ] no, we wouldn't want that. ♪ ♪ a perfect, a perfect ♪ >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the movie is called "tar." it's an oscar nominee. cate blanchett is also an oscar nominee. [ cheering ] i look forward to seeing you there. i can tell you something. i know if this gives you an advantage, but we're playing the oscars on gravel this year. >> i'll be there, i'll be there. >> jimmy: and on peacock now. we'll be back with patrick mahomes. ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: dave franco is on the way. last night in arizona, our next guest and his pesky ankle led the kansas city chiefs to a come-from-behind victory in super bowl lvii. he is here after going to disneyland, as they do. please welcome the mvp, number 15 in the flesh, patrick mahomes. [ cheering and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: that's it, huh? that's the mvp. you know, it's not that heavy, rally. guillermo, go deep! >> i trust him, i trust him. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm doing good. >> jimmy: congratulations. and thank you for coming. i got to tell you something. we asked a whole bunch of people, if you win will, you come? if you win, you'll come. you said yeah, if i win, i'll come. and i appreciate that. [ cheering ] >> i mean, what's better than coming to l.a., being on this show and getting to enjoy the super bowl champion trophy with jimmy kimmel. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: thank you. appreciate it. and thank you for this gift. can i get you an ottoman for the

ankle? is it okay? is it all right? >> oh you saw me. i was cutting out there. i'm ready to play game today if we need to. i'm all right. >> jimmy: it almost felt like if it was a movie, the ankle would have been a plot device to make -- to make the win more exciting. it's crazy how that happened. >> yeah, i wish they would have taken the pain with it too. but we battled through. it was a great team win against a great win. the ankle kind of put a hiccup in the game plan, but we were able to get it done in the end and come out super bowl champs. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: can we look at the video of that ankle, because i'm just curious, when that happens, what goes through your head at that moment? >> oh, man, it was a bad moment because we were losing momentum in the game as well. so we -- i knew the pain my entire leg and i knew it was going to hurt the rest of the way out. luckily enough we had that long halftime in the super bowl, and i was able to get some stuff

done as far as mobility wise, get myself ready to go in the second half. definitely was a scary moment for sure. >> jimmy: so when you're at halftime, do you know if you're going to be able to come back for the second half? >> oh, i was coming back. [ applause ] you work all year. you work all year to play in that game. and i knew it was going to hurt. i knew i was going hurt before the game even started. it was little bit of kind of get your mind right. let's go out there and leave it all on the field and see what happens. >> jimmy: did you speak to your teammates at halftime? >> i did. i talked a little bit. luckily enough for me, i had a lot of great leaders in the team. i talked. travis talked. we had other guys that stepped up and talked as well. we said we got to go out and leave tonight field. we were obviously down ten points to a great football team. but we knew if we left it all out there, we'd have the best chance to win that we could. we did that and walked away with the w. >> jimmy: were you at all watching rihanna's performance during this? >> i didn't. but i heard it was great. coach reid told us if you go out

to watch the performance, just keep walking because you're not playing the rest of the game. >> jimmy: do you agree, i believe that rihanna should name the baby after you. your thoughts? >> my name is taken by my son patrick mahomes iii. so i don't know if that name is still allowed. she has to pick another one. >> jimmy: she can go with just the first name. how old is your daughter now? >> she 2 on tuesday. >> jimmy: 2 on tuesday, wow. >> next tuesday, next tuesday. my calendar is all messed up right now. >> jimmy: i think you have an excuse. what time did you go to bed last night? >> i fell asleep on the map ride over from disneyland to here. so that was my sleep. >> jimmy: what happened last night? after the game, where do you guys go? do you congregate, party, the whole deal? >> we start off, they do a nice party at the hotel. the chain smokers came through. dj khaled came through. you can't beat that. that's every genre of music you need. we had a little after party after that as well you. get the guys together, man, celebrate. they had the plane ride home. and i get one day off the get my

rest and parade on wednesday. the i'll see you there. >> jimmy: that's going to be fun. i know you're the most valuable player. who is the most valuable partier last night? >> me. travis kelce. everybody knows that. >> jimmy: i figured that. this interview kind of tipped that. >> you saw everybody pour everything out on the field and sure enough the chiefs came way with the victory. congratulations. chiefs kingdom, you got fight for your right -- >> to party! [ applause ] >> jimmy: i assume you agree with that. who is infringing on your right to party right now? >> i mean, travis kelce must do a lot of fiefgtifighting becaus always partying. >> jimmy: did you guys talk about his brother being on the other team and the whole deal? >> yeah, man. i built a great relationship with kelce and the foal family. i feel like me and travis are so

close that our families connected to be second families of each other. he put it all on the line as well. he has nothing to be ashamed of that was a great football game against two of the best teams in the league. >> jimmy: he was very sincere, and i think generous when he spoke after the game about your team. and i assume you guys, do you speak to jalen hurts after the game? >> it is a ton of respect both ways. they played a great football game. we played a great football game. someone had to win at the end of the day. there is a lot of respect going that way. and i'm sure we'll play that team a lot over the next few years. >> jimmy: there will be many rematch, no doubt. i want to ask you about one particular play. let's roll that play. >> take a look, watch back here. but watch, the right tackle andrew wily, he is eligible. he is going to block and go out for a route. >> jimmy: okay. a play like that, is it more embarrassing when you don't complete the pass after you do the whole thing?

>> oh, yeah. we worked on that play for so long. and i knew. we tried to disguise it with all the different things happening before the snap. and i saw 22 point directly at the guy i was going throw it too. i don't know if i like my linemen, the worst. >> jimmy: what is that play clled? >> so wiley, who is the guy we were trying to get the ball to is a big pokemon collector. and so it was pikachu formation and called gotta catch 'em all. >> jimmy: nice! [ applause ] it looks like -- it almost likes like a jewish wedding reception or something when he did it. will you go back and watch the game? >> yeah, he will. when i get a free minute, i'm going to go back and watch it. i mean, to have these moments the rest of your life with your teammates and brothers, you always take those. in but i'll watch it once, maybe twice, and then we're moving on, try to get another one. >> jimmy: will you watch alone or with some of the guys? >> try to watch it with brittany all the time. we go back and watch.

she is i watched it live. why would i want to watch it on tv, sway very valid point. >> jimmy: so you got the parade on wednesday. in the off-season, will you miss showering with the guys? will you like -- >> it is a perk of the job. [ laughter ] you miss some of the times with a the guys. i don't know showering is the top of the list. >> jimmy: i got to tell you something. i don't know if you realize how much kids, especially kids love you. why do you think that is, that kids love you so much? >> because i go out there and have fun. i enjoy it. that's the biggest thing. you go out there and you play the game, it's a kids game. we're so lucky to be on this platform, to be able to go out there and play and make all this money and do all this stuff. and be here with you. and it all comes from a kids game. >> jimmy: you're smiling all the time when you're playing. it reminds me of magic johnson, really, who had that same kind of affect that you have on football. >> that's a great person to be compared with. one of the all-time greats of any sport. he did it the right way.

i want to try to do whatever i can to leave my mark on this game more than winning games with the way i played it. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: it is so great to have you here. congratulations. it's funny. i think you're one of these guys that no matter what team you root for, with the possible exception of the eagles for a week or so, everybody loves you. and it's well-deserved. and now you have two beautiful balls. [ laughter ] >> i'll make sure to put them right next to each other in the trophy case. [ applause ] >> jimmy: patrick mahomes, everybody. thank you so much, patrick. congratulations! we'll be back with dave franco. ♪ we're in the dark right now. and we can stay here, or we can fight our way back to the light. you've got to look at the person next to you. look into their eyes. now i think you're going to see someone who will go that inch with you, test.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. dave franco is still to come. but first, crown royal canadian whisky, the official whisky sponsor of the nfl, ran a great super bowl ad thanking canada for all the wonderful gifts their country has given the world. and to see if you were paying attention, it's time to play "canada or u.s., eh?"

[ applause ] our contestant tonight is chatou would like to say to your friends in chatsworth? >> guillermo: hello to my friends in chatsworth. >> jimmy: very good. before the show, guillermo guessed whether these items came from canada or the u.s. if you got two correct, you're going home with a bottle of crown royal whiskey. but if you get it wrong, you get doused in delicious maple syrup from canada. item number one, hawaiian pizza. guillermo said it's american. is he correct? [ buzzer ] no. i am very happy to say hawaiian is not an american abomination. it originated in ontario, canada. item number two. the whoopie cushion. guillermo said, canadian. and he is? correct. [ applause ] a canadian invention. and finally, football.

it's as american as pineapple pie, or it is? guillermo said canadian. and yes! >> guillermo: yes! football is from canada. >> jimmy: you win a bottle of crown royal, guillermo. >> that's great, jimmy, but can i still shower in maple syrup? >> jimmy: well, of course you, guillermo. go right to the shower. a question like that, you never have to ask. go ahead and release the maple syrup. wow. thanks for playing "canada or u.s., eh?" and thank you, canada position the gift of crown royal. >> guillermo: yeah! woo-hoo! dave grohl: wow. i think we got it. (muffled guitar) today, let's thank canada. thank you for legends of music and heroes of comedy. thank you for this heart throb.

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♪ >> jimmy: you know our next guest from two "neighbors" movies, and a couple of "jump streets" too. now he's on triple duty as director, writer, and producer of the new romantic-comedy "somebody i used to know," it's on amazon prime video now. please welcome dave franco. [ applause ] ♪ how you? you look very handsome. you look like a young rod serling right now. >> i'll take it. i'll take it. you good yourself. >> jimmy: i know you're a niners fan, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you still carrying a grudge against patrick mahomes for him beating you guys in the super bowl a few years ago? >> i'm very happy you brought this up. as much as i want to say yes,

you can't help but respect the guy. he's got two super bowls, two mvps in six seasons. >> jimmy: yeah. >> basically -- basically broke his ankle at the end of first half, comes out hobbling on one le and has a perfect second half. he is a super hero. >> jimmy: you've blossomed so much. did you guys have a super bowl party? your wife alison brie, who is a star of your movie. did you guys do a thing? >> we've been on the road promoting the movie for a few weeks. so we never want to leave the house again. we got cuddled up in bed with our two cats. i even took a nap at one point. i was so out of it, that i let my wife convince me maine that that new reality show "farmer needs a wife" was a good idea to watch. so i'm committed to that now. >> jimmy: now as you said, you're out promoting. how many movies have you directed? >> second. >> jimmy: what is the biggest of all the challenges?pi know ther. what's number one? >> okay, the true answer to that question is it's very difficult

to license a [ bleep ] pic. and as mortified as i am to follow cate blanchett and patrick mahomes for the [ bleep ] pic story, here we go. so obviously there is many pictures like that online, but you have to own it. you need to license it. you can't just go to google images. >> jimmy: it's weird. >> yeah. our first stop was the corporate offices of adam and eve, which is the largest distributor of sex toys and erotica in the u.s. so our producers reach out with this very formal letter. i hope this email finds you well. we are reaching out on behalf of dave franco's romantic comedy "somebody i used to know." we are in search of a picture of an erect penis. should it be from if pov angle. it can be circumsized or uncircumsized. thank you very much. so they get back to us with a bunch of pictures. they're all lovely. [ laughter ] but they're like professionally lit. and it's like these full body shots of these dudes fully splayed out. no, no, we need a close-up pov

shot. we're sorry. we don't have that. what do we do? do we hire a model or actor? the next thing i know, our producer's assistant's friend raise his hand and says "i got you guys. now this guy is sending me pics which i'm then forwarding to my wife who is a producer on the movie. okay, i like the angle on this one. i like that this is standing at attention. there is something elegant about that. i realize after the fact this is the first [ bleep ] pics i ever sent to my wife, and they weren't even mine. [ laughter ] so i got more, if you want to hear more. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm wondering if this heroic young man gets a credit in the movie. >> that's a great question. if he doesn't -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i love you. whoever you are? i love you. i've never even met you. but basically, the next thing we had to do is figure out the length of time it should be on screen. >> jimmy: oh. >> so i showed the first cut to amazon, and they were like okay,

cool with the pic. but can we make the duration of the shot shorter? cool, i got you. so i'm in there, i'm editing it. i'm shutting it down. we finish it. and i got it in my head, did we cut too much of it? and then i remember the movie "neighbors" that i'm in. my good buddy, crissman ploss has a big mean news in the movie. they did a test screening with the penis everywhere. the audience did not like that. so they cut it way, way down. and through the process they realized that the perfect amount of penis is 14 frames, just over half a second. so i rushed to my cut. i go to the scene. i look how long we have it. 14 frames, baby! [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you did kind of -- you did an onscreen circumcision in a way. and you shot the -- now that we're talking about penises, you shot a lot of this in a real nudist colony. >> yeah, that's true. >> jimmy: why a real nudist

colony? >> well, authenticity. you know, we shot at a place called serenity mountain retreat, which is actually the oldest nudist retreat this side of the mississippi. >> jimmy: oh. that's what you want in a nudist colony, the old itself. >> that's what i'm talking about. typically there is 10 to 15 people that live there year round. but of course we scouted on the biggest weekend of the year where they were having this big festival. so there were hundreds of people. so we get there. as you can imagine being in that scenario, you don't know quite how to conduct yourself at first. but you realize everyone there is so warm and open hearted and joyous, and they immediately put you at ease to the point where one of our crewmembers actually went back that weekend just to hang out at the festival. and she told me, she was telling me, there was a moment where i was lying naked in a field eating a burrito surrounded by hundreds of naked stranger, and i've never felt more free in my life.

[ laughter ] serenity mountain retreat. look it up. >> jimmy: take note of it. this is in oregon. you know, it rains a lot. >> it does. >> jimmy: i wonder if that's a plus or a minus for nudists? because your clothes don't get wet, right? so that's good. >> speaking of the weather, that was another very difficult part of the shoot where we ended up kind of avoiding the rain the whole way through to the point where the last day, it was early november in washington state. we got one of the most beautiful days, weather days of the whole shoot. we finish at 2:00 a.m. we wake up five hours later, it's snowing. and we're just like oh my god, the weather gods were with us. but now we have to get out of this snowstorm. we got to get home. we pack up the car, including our cats. and we're going through this snowstorm. and we turn a bend, and we're in a full whiteout now. like you can't see the road anymore. you can't see five feet in front of you. and so my wife and i, we're both aware that we have snow chains in the trunk, but we're also both aware without even discussing it that neither one of us has any idea how to put

snow chains on tires. and so the next thing that happens is the music through the stereo just cuts out. we look at our phones, we have no service. we're in a full-on horror movie now. without realizing it, ten minutes go by. we haven't spoken a word to each other. my wife turns to me, babe, you have to say something. i'm like "i'm scared." and she goes "we're done talking." >> jimmy: well, i'm sure you're very competent in a lot of other areas. dave franco, everybody. the movie is called "somebody i used to know." and is on amazon prime video now. thanks, dave. we'll be right back. stay here a sec. we'll be right back. ♪

in las vegas, the most popular food is broccoli. yeah, that's the only food. they have broccoli smoothies, and broccoli pancakes, and broccoli ice cream, and broccoli hotdogs, and of course, they have raw unseasoned broccoli..... with stems. -daddy, i don't want to go to las vegas with you and mommy tomorrow. oh, are you sure? are you sure you don't want to go, it will be so much fun!

>> jimmy: i want the thank patrick mahomes, cate blanchett. i want to thank dave franco. go see his movie, "somebody i used to know." he looked at a lot of penises to make this thing. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. he'll be rescheduled in the near future. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. good night. [ applause ] ♪

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