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right now, some guy named tom cruise. ama: . >> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tom cruise, camila morrone, and music from walk off the earth. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. welcome. appreciate that. hi, guys. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for watching. thank you for joining us here at our wet headquarters in hollywood. you can feel the electricity in the air, you can feel the rain
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and electricity. somebody's going to get electrocuted tonight, because maverick himself, tom cruise, is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say -- it's fun when tom cruise is at your office. you don't know is he going to drop down from a ceiling vent? [ laughter ] is he going to drive a motorcycle through a cubicle or something? maybe he's wearing a mask and disguised as guillermo! [ laughter ] we don't know! is that really you, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. it's me, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we still don't know, actually. [ laughter ] what we do know is that a flash flood warning, a waterspout warning, and a blizzard warning in effect for l.a. county. it's the first blizzard warning since 1989. the number one song in the country was "lost in your eyes" by debbie gibson, the last time we had a blizzard warning here. [ laughter and cheers ] and i would like to sing it in its entirety, for you now. [ laughter ] this is what it was like on the treacherous el cajon pass this morning. they got massive amounts of snow
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there and trucks were -- luckily they were in white, looked good. in big bear, many feet of snow. it even snowed here in hollywood. my kids woke up this morning, looked out the window, and asked, "is that cgi?" [ laughter ] it's very interesting. i have a hard time believing it just happens to be "snowing" the day "cocaine bear" comes out. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] feels like marketing, to me. speaking of cocaine bears, today marks the one-year anniversary of vladimir putin's unjustified invasion of ukraine. [ laughter ] the united nations approved a resolution calling for russia to withdraw their troops. that should do it! [ laughter ] if i know anything about history, i know that the best way to thwart an evil dictator is with a strongly worded letter. [ laughter ] it's hard to believe this ridiculous war has been going on for a year now. it's even harder to believe it's only been three months since the kremlin had to deny that vladimir putin fell down the stairs and pooped himself. [ laughter ] never forget.
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never forget. meanwhile, china in a pretend effort to try to help put an end to the war, china proposed a 12-part peace plan for russia and -- why 12 parts? all they need is one part, russia gets out of ukraine. why are the chinese always making us assemble stuff? [ laughter ] the war was a big topic of discussion on this morning's "fox & friends" where dissent is both unusual and unwelcome. >> china should not be praised. this is -- anybody -- >> a thinking person knows this is not a real list. >> brian, it's my opinion it would be a great thing if it happened. >> what happened, peace? >> right. don't you think it would be -- >> how could you -- >> because you're rewarding a country -- >> brian. >> -- to invade another country. >> think about the dynamics between russia and china right now. >> i am being like a majority of americans, being optimistic about what happened. >> guys -- >> do do we want to take -- >> guys, we have so many great
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stories we have to get to, we need to talk about brad paisley. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? we do? what happened to bruno? we were talking about him for a long time. [ laughter ] brad paisley actually recorded a pretty great song with president zelensky. zelensky doesn't sing, that probably would have been a bad idea, they just talk in the song about all the things we have in common. and i'm glad brad paisley recorded this because some people for whatever reason and i'm not saying marjorie taylor greene and tucker carlson are indebted to or compromised by or have some type of allegiance to vladimir putin in exchange for silence or money or some kind of weird nesting egg sex. [ laughter ] but man, oh man, they sure do seem to be on team russia! >> they are so stupid and they are so disconnected with what the american people want that they are literally going to lead us into world war iii. and i don't want to be on that train anymore. i am not interested in it. and neither is anyone else. you're one of the few people that tells the truth like the american people feel and talk
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and think on television that i ever see. telling the truth. and i'm trying to say the same thing in congress. but yet we're the ones that are supposed to be for putin? i don't think so. >> jimmy: then she made the same statement in russian for her people back home. [ laughter ] thank you, comrade greene and comrade carlson. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for speaking the pravda. now and always. george santos got some money from the cousin of a russian oligarch, and he doesn't seem eager to share any details on that. to change the subject, he's working overtime to ingratiate himself to the far right wing of the party. santos is the co-sponsor of a bill that would make the ar-15 assault rifle the "national gun of the united states." what a cool guy. and what an important cause. >> that shouldn't come as a surprise to anybody. i've always been very clear, i'm very pro-second amendment. at the same -- at the same time, i'm very conscious about a mental health crisis that we
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have in this country, and also an accountability crisis that we have in this country. >> jimmy: take from it me, a man going through a mental health crisis with no accountability." [ laughter ] that's good george, the first step is admitting you have a problem. >> my approach with that came just purely from a -- it's a resolution. so it's more about recognition. this is a gun manufactured in the united states, creates jobs in the united states, it's a made in america gun. i mean, we have national everything, but why not have a national gun? it saves lives on a daily basis and it's not reported. >> right, right. they're too busy reporting all your secret identities. [ laughter ] can you imagine with all the tragedy that's happening in this country, this bonehead wants a bill naming the ar-15 our national gun? yes, i know ar-15 is the gun george santos killed the loch ness monster with, but come on. [ laughter ] he's not alone on this one.
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this dumb bill was sponsored by a congressman from alabama named barry moore with co-sponsors santos, andrew clyde of georgia and mozzarella stick salesperson lauren boebert. [ laughter ] these are the heroes working to git us a national gun. and the next time there's a mass shooting with an ar-15, which will probably be by the end of the week, we'll know who to thank. the four gun whores of the apocalypse. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much for your work. really. by the way, we alread have a national gun, "top gun." [ cheers and applause ] if you're going to have one, this is the kind of thing congress needs to act on. have you heard of the kool-aid man challenge? tik tokkers are now running through walls like the kool-aid man. [ laughter ] >> security video captured the vandalism. teens breaking through pvc fencing while recording it. it's called "the kool-aid man challenge." modeled after popular commercials from the '70s and '80s. homeowner charles ran out to see
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this. several sections of his fence missing. when he looked at his security video, he watched teens break right through the fence. >> jimmy: you know what they say. "kool me once, shame on you. kool me twice." >> while police were taking a statement, security video shows the kids returned and broke through yet another section of fence. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: while the police were taking the statement? this is an epidemic! honestly, has anything good come from tiktok yet? maybe a recipe for bread in an instapot. but that's it. [ laughter ] there are more "lord of the rings" movies in the works. warner brothers says they have "multiple" projects in development. and fans are not happy to hear that. they do not want more "lord of the rings." there's a tweet -- "i, a person who loves "lord of the rings," do not think we should make more 'lord of the rings' movies. please leave the series alone. please. just let them rest in paradise. a lot of people are against this but i think hey, maybe! after all, who wouldn't want to see a version of 'lord of the
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rings' that completely sucks." [ laughter ] i don't know. i don't understand the outrage. but it just so happens that our announcer, lou wilson, is one of america's most influential dungeons and dragons players. [ cheers and applause ] lou is so well-versed in fantasy nerdness, so lou, can you explain this? why are the "lord of the rings" fans upset there are going to be more "lord of the rings"? >> lou: we're worried the new lotr, "lord of the rings," won't be able to live up to the original movie trilogis directed by peter jackson. what many of us would like to see instead is an adaptation of "the silmarillion," which is an account of the elder days of middle earth featuring valar, maiar, noldor like glorfindel, fingolfin. >> jimmy: right. yeah. the whole thing, yeah. in other words, the problem is the peter jackson movies are so perfect, you just want to leave them alone? >> lou: exactly. since we're on the subject, do you want to hear about my d and d home campaign? it's my own personal take on
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"curse of strahd" which takes place in a cyberpunk future. >> jimmy: you know what, i do. will you text that to me? [ laughter ] i'll go over it this weekend. >> lou: you got it. >> jimmy: thank you, lou, we appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, seemed like a bit? that was not. [ laughter ] i mentioned tom cruise is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the man who saved the movie and popcorn and twizzler industries by getting americans back to the multiplexes where we belong. "top gun: maverick" made $1.5 billion, it's nominated for best picture at the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] but a blockbuster isn't officially a blockbuster until our man yehya gives it a review. and with that said, it's yehya time. tonight, talking about the movie "top gun: maverick." >> action! nora, nora light -- action! hi, it's me, yehya.
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talk about the new movie -- no, it's not new. i talk about the movie nominated for oscar, tom cruise gun -- mavriki." you know the airplane, military, you go up, you go down, the small, the breach. "top gun" is the best movie, tom cruise do good movie, do the movie, he jump from the roof with the laser, he make the movie, good movie, i watch it long time with the kooba. "show me the money!" the movie called "the guy he cannot walk anymore." also tom cruise, he wearing mask, you don't know who's that, everybody have sex with each other. [ laughter ] the other guy, his son in that movie, millie stelor. "the bald guy he slap him and he
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play drum very good." and this guy also is in "top gun," his name hammer. he's in tv show, "everybody smoke and drink and you have sex." jennifer conantino, girlfriend in the movie. she's in the movie with the guy from australia, his name rossen grow. "the movie talk about the story i don't remember." i ask him, sir, can i take picture of you? he tell me [ bleep ] you. i take my [ bleep ] -- i swear. they tell me, man, i'm joking. i say, no joke, i'm man like you, man, don't say that. i don't need your picture. after i get picture with him. it's good. you know, tom cruise, he do "top gun 1." is very good movie, i watch it. this wungs i don't watch it. i watch it soon. he try teach all that kids new t military. >> having fun yet? >> and he with the cross and he
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with the bullet. don't shoot me, i shoot you, son of a bitch! go watch the movie. thank you, good luck for oscar. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank oh, there he is. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] wow. >> how are you? >> jimmy: very good. >> how are you guys? >> jimmy: great job, thank you. >> love you, i love you. >> jimmy: don't encourage him. >> jimmy the best, he's the one make me famous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: god bless you, yehya. >> no, god bless you. >> jimmy: oh, god bless you. >> no, god bless you. >> jimmy: i'd rather goss blessed you tonight. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you and your family. >> and your family. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> you have good heart, too. >> jimmy: god bless guillermo too. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show tonight. camila morrone is here. we've got music from walk off the earth. and we'll be right back with the one and only tom cruise.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we need to protect him! >> guillermo: i want to go home. >> jimmy: what are you going to do? tonight, from "daisy jones and the six," camila morrone is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later from ontario, canada, their song is called "my stupid heart." walk off the earth from the mercedes benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we're back at it again with courteney cox, michael b. jordan, jon favreau,
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ike barinholtz, blake shelton. we have music from tove lo and cali uchis. so why can't you be with us too? our first guest is the most important movie star in the world whose ray bans and body oil saved the movie business. "top gun: maverick" is nominated for six oscars, including best picture. please welcome the one, the only, tom cruise! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see that? i mean, look at that. >> thank you all. very nice. >> jimmy: you're getting that a
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lot lately, i guess. you were shooting "mission: impossible" today, right? >> yeah, we're shooting it every day. >> jimmy: shooting it every day. did you risk your life today? >> well, i did get in a car in this weather. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right. that's pretty close, yeah. >> it's close. >> jimmy: is it a more exciting day when you're doing something crazy? >> every day's pretty exciting. >> jimmy: every day's pretty exciting? >> every day's pretty exciting sometimes. >> jimmy: you had -- very interesting, i wonder if it surprised you too. you went to this oscar lunch, right? all the nominees are there, you're there. and weirdly, it became this, like -- let me show you some of the pictures here. because these photographs, everyone was just so excited to see you. [ laughter ] kiki kwan here. you see michelle yeoh. >> she's beautiful, lovely. >> jimmy: i ammy lee curtis. guillermo del toro absolutely losing his mind. i mean, is it true that you saved the movie business? steven spielberg said you did. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> you know -- it's wonderful because i haven't -- it's been covid so i haven't been able to see my friends for many, many years and i've been shooting, so -- >> jimmy: they weren't that excited to see their other friends. [ laughter ] they were excited to see you. i feel the only people that get that reaction is, like, santa, maybe oprah, and beyonce, and tom cruise. i mean, that's it. what you did, and you know, of course you wanted to make a big movie that was popular. that's always the goal, i would assume. but what you also did was, when you were getting pressure, i assume you got pressure from whomever, the movie studio, investors, whoever it was, to put the movie out on streaming. you said no, and you held it for two years. and you were, i guess, a billion and a half dollars right, huh? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, people have been asking for the movie for 34 years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i figured a couple more years would be all right.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: if it had gone on for ten years, would you have held out for ten years? >> i would have. >> jimmy: you would? >> the film is made for the screen. >> jimmy: yes, absolutely. >> i have friends, my actor friends, studios, theatrical. i made it for theatrical, we all did. we all made it for theatrical, it wasn't just me, the whole crew. >> jimmy: what are you going to do to save from us these spy balloons we've been seeing? [ laughter ] is there a plan? those aren't yours, are they? >> no, no, i haven't figured that out. >> jimmy: would you tell us if there were? >> no, i would not. [ laughter ] i couldn't say that. >> jimmy: the idea of this movie being made with the theater, did you see it with a paying audience in the theater? >> i love that. i grew up, i always wanted to travel the world. when i started making movies, i was able to go make movies in other countries. i love watching films in other audiences, watching their movies with them. when i make a film, i want to go see it with an audience.
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>> jimmy: it's fun, like the reward for it. >> when they really enjoy it, that's what i want. i make my movies for audiences, for you all. so it's a pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] i just want to entertain you. >> jimmy: when you go to see these movies, do people spot you in the theater? do you disguise yourself? >> sometimes they spot me, yeah. when i'm sitting next to them, they'll kind of look over. [ laughter ] photos and sign some autographs. >> jimmy: you always do, you're really very patient, it's almost ann annoying. [ laughter ] >> i've been doing it a long time. >> jimmy: yeah. most people are not that patient. most people wouldn't let yehya kiss them on the head. [ laughter ] >> that was a surprise. that was all right. >> jimmy: do you go to see other movies in the theaters? >> i do. i go opening weekend. i love seeing movies that are made for the screen on the big screen. >> jimmy: will you go see "cocaine bear"? >> i might, on the big screen, i might do that, yeah. trailer looks very funny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you -- again, i
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mention this because i really have seen you do some things that i couldn't believe. i've seen you stop with a group of 500 people out back of our theater, you stop and take pictures with every one of them. to be honest, i use you as a distraction to get to my car. [ laughter ] >> i'm trying to help you out with that. >> jimmy: appreciate that. are there times you just want to get to where you're going to go? can you even -- like could you get on public transportation? or go to a museum? >> i do -- i'm ready for whatever's going to happen. so i do -- i don't change my life. but -- i like talking to people, you know. as i said, i make my movies for them. yeah, i do go on transportation. my security loves that when i do that. [ laughter ] i do in england. sometimes i put on my hat, my earphones, i'll just go in and get on the tube. >> jimmy: does that work? do people stop you on? >> sometimes it works. sometimes, you know -- people are -- during rush hour, i'll go
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in, one time i was there, there was, like, a 14-year-old kid. this girl was sitting there. everyone was looking at their phones. she just -- i just saw her. i looked over. kind of my head's down, got my baseball cap. she's staring at me like this. [ laughter ] i looked at her. and she looked at me, she looked around the subway like this. then looked back to me. and i was like -- and i went -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] and the look she gave me. she just looked around, she took her iphone, went click. [ laughter ] i'll never forget her. >> jimmy: a couple of months ago you released some video, i think on youtube, of the making of one of these big stunts you're doing for this new mission impossible movie. i think it's probably important that people know that you're really doing these stunts, because nowadays almost anything is possible. d tse we et take a ay is day o
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"mission" form with the biggest stunt of the film. what we're doing here is i'm just doing jumps just to warm up the body. ♪ >> you see the parachute. right into the side of that bowl. that was dangerous. >> jimmy: that was dangerous. how many times did you shoot that? >> i jumped off that eight times. >> jimmy: eight times. >> eight times, i know, it was wild. it was wild. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was wild. >> jimmy: that is just absolutely -- i mean, that's so dangerous, right? >> i know. [ laughter ] i know. >> jimmy: so now you brought something. this is another part of this stunt. >> i just try to do everything i can, use every tool that i have, to entertain the audience. even as a little kid, i used to steal lumber from a junkyard,
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you know, then i'd ride down the hill as fast as i could and hit the ramp and go over garbage cans in order to try to do that when i was a little kid. didn't work. [ laughter ] didn't work. i went down the hill, and the bike, you know, was -- the pedal thing, it didn't have the reverse. i was going really fast. then i went through it and i split the wood in half and i went smashing through the garbage cans. spent the next few days in the hospital. >> jimmy: and you thought, "i want to do this for a living." >> "this is what i want to do for a living." i know. >> jimmy: will you talk us through this? >> sure. okay, there's the first time i did it. that ramp was iced a little before. there we go. when i let go, you have to make sure that i'm not attached to the bike in any way. even my shoelaces are taped. and you let go and you start flying. i have about six seconds to open that parachute before the hit the ground. >> jimmy: you're counting to six? [ laughter ]
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>> yeah, maybe is eigh my go. [ cheers and a >>:hey don'take it don'turvi.gone, they don't make bem than :oe your stunt double think you're his stunt double? [ laughter ] >> i don't have a stunt double. >> jimmy: somebody, please get this man a stunt double for god's sake.ptom cruise is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by silk nextmilk. made from plants, tastes like milk.
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the only reason i'm here is you. if i send him on this mission, he might never come home. and if i don't send him, he'll . either way, i could lose him forever. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's tom cruise in "top gun: maverick." >> i want to say, that was pretty emotional. i've known val for decades. for him to come back and play that character -- he's such a
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powerful actor that he instantly became that character again. i mean, that is -- >> jimmy: that was, yeah -- >> you're just -- you're looking at iceman. >> jimmy: did you cry when you guys shot that, or was it just me? [ laughter ] >> i was crying. i was crying. i got emotional. he's such a brilliant actor and i love his work. >> jimmy: that really was quite a moment in the movie. it's not all stunts, you know. >> there's some tears. >> jimmy: yeah. and we're talking about, during the commercial break, i thought it was very interesting. we were talking about just, like, the risks that you take. i thought it was very funny, what you were saying about what you are and aren't allowed to d. >> yeah, i can jump off a cliff, but don't go snowboarding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're not allowed to go snowboarding? >> they'd prefer i didn't get on a skateboard. >> jimmy: like all the rules that a pitcher on the dodgers would have to abide by. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you also have to abide -- >> look both ways before i cross the street. [ laughter ]
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that's dangerous. >> jimmy: do you think you will still be doing that sort of thing when you're -- >> 100? >> jimmy: 80, or 100? okay, 100. >> i'm planning on it. >> jimmy: you are planning on it? >> i've been doing it my whole life as a kid. i was always working on stories and writing skits when i was a kid. i was that kid that it's crawl out of the attic, and i'd be on the roof, and my neighbors would see me on the roof, i was about 4 years old. i liked looking at the sky and the clouds and the stars and stuff. they'd call my mother and she'd be like, "your son is on the roof." to me it was just normal. >> jimmy: to her it wasn't upsetting? [ laughter ] >> yeah, she -- i've got to say, shifls -- she's such a beautiful soul that she just basically asked me to think about what i want to do with my life. you know, she never stopped me from doing anything. it was very encouraging. >> jimmy: wow. >> she never stopped me. but later on, like when she saw some of the stuff -- she was i showed her when i was on the -
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a-400, the side of the airplane in "rogue nation." she's like," honey, is that you on the side of that airplane?" [ laughter ] i said, "yes, ma'am." she goes, "oh, lordy, i'm so glad you didn't tell me about that one." [ laughter ] "i just don't need to know." >> jimmy: you need to keep? some things from her, i guess. >> i did, it was better afterwards. >> jimmy: i have some "would you" questions. these are not "would you rather" questions. yes, no, whatever. would you parasail over an erupting volcano? >> you know, i've been to an erupting volcano. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: of course you have. >> and parasailing over it would be quite beautiful. >> jimmy: you would? >> yes, i would. >> jimmy: would you fly a jet pack through a tornado? >> uh -- well, what kind of tornado? [ laughter ] and where? >> jimmy: one of the bad ones. >> can i test the jet pack before we go in? >> jimmy: of course, we can have testing beforehand. >> i'd have to evaluate that. >> jimmy: would you ride a shark like a cowboy? [ laughter ]
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>> you know, i went diving with the whales. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> blue whales. a shark, it would depend. great white? >> jimmy: yeah, have to be. >> yeah. i don't think they'd like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, okay. would you gain 100 pounds for a role? >> less grossman. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sure. [ cheers and applause ] i know i've told you this story before. but at the end of that movie i said to my -- i said, "i thought tom cruise was in this movie." she's like," you idiot, he was les grossman the whole time." [ laughter ] weed, you know. [ laughter ] would you be a passenger in a plane flown by harrison ford? >> yeah, i would. i trust harrison. >> jimmy: you would? would you fly a plane blindfolded? >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fly a plane blindfolded? >> you know what, you actually at a certain point -- am i allowed to look at the instruments or i just can't see them at all? >> jimmy: i don't know what your powers. [ laughter ] i would say you can't see
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anything. >> no, no, jimmy, i wouldn't do it. >> jimmy: would you jump off one plane onto another plane that >> yeah, i'd do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you'd do that? >> i'd try that, depending on the speeds. have to evaluate that. >> jimmy: would you go back in time to stop the guy who killed abraham lincoln? >> yes, i would. >> jimmy: you would? >> yes. >> jimmy: would you ever run with scissors? [ laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: scissors. you ever run with scissors? >> like in my hand? >> jimmy: yeah. >> we've all done that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ cheers and applause ] all right, there are no rules. it's great to have you here. i look forward to seeing you at the academy awards. "top gun: maverick." >> you're going to crush the academy. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: top gun: maverick" is in theaters now. "mission: impossible: dead reckoning part 1" comes out july 14th at the movies. we'll be back with camilla
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there.
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music from walk off the earth is on the way. our next guest stars in a faux-documentary miniseries, based on a book about a fictional band called "daisy jones and the six." watch it on amazon prime video a week from today. please welcome camila morrone. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. did you meet tom cruise? >> tom cruise just sat here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, he did. >> oh, wow, that's cool. yeah. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> fine. >> jimmy: you know what i was thinking about, last time you were here, which was i think three years ago, you brought your parents who were divorced. >> they still are. [ laughter ] still are. >> jimmy: and -- which was odd, just -- you didn't bring them this time? >> no, i learned my lesson last time. >> jimmy: you did. coming together at this show, theet wind up remarried -- >> like "parent trap"?
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trying to get your parents back together? no. >> jimmy: like a movie, yeah. >> no, i let go of that a long time ago. >> jimmy: all right, good. i know your parents are from argentina. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then the world cup, you probably heard, argentina won. [ cheers and applause ] i assume you're football fans, soccer fans? >> yes. so -- so in argentina, like soccer is a religion. >> jimmy: right. >> they say that there's the pope, then there's messi. it's kind of like the same thing. and yeah, they're just -- the city, i went there after we won the world cup. and i say we because i played also in the game. [ laughter ] i feel a lot of ownership over it. but yeah, the city was in an upheaval, like a nationwide celebration. when i went eight years ago, the day that we lost the world cup final, it was like a national mourning for months. >> jimmy: you were in argentina when you won -- they won the world cup? >> no, i was actually in london
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when we were watching -- when i was watching the final. and i was taking my friends, suki and rob, suki is in the show with me. i was staying with them in london. i found an argentinian pub to watch the game at. i wanted to be with other people. >> jimmy: with your people. >> with my people. i had my jersey on. soukki and rob were at a christmas gathering in the countryside with their family. and i went to go and get my uber. and the doorknob fell off. and i was trapped in the room for the world cup final, in my room. [ laughter ] in london. and i had a little iphone with national, international data, roaming plan. and i was trying to get the signal. i had to call suki and rob to come rescue me, from their family christmas dinner, and they came to get me. then when they came to get me and broke down the door, rob closed the door on accident. and then the three of us were
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watching the world cup final in my little guest bedroom at his house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is like a -- >> on an iphone. >> jimmy: like a macaulay culkin movie. [ laughter ] >> yes. i do want to add rob was very violent. >> jimmy: rob pattinson. you're saying batman was unable to get you guys -- >> batman was very valiant, he got a crowbar -- no, he figured it out with scissors and a credit card. thank you, rob. >> jimmy: you realize, i don't know if you're superstitious, you're going to have to lock yourself in a room the next time there's a world cup. >> i know that. now we have four years of bragging rights. if you talk to an argentinian now. >> jimmy: it's not like next year you're up. >> four years we won. four years are good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, tom cruise brought a stunt video, a behind the scenes stunt said i don't. you brought something similar. >> just like it. no, i did the same one, actually, before i came here.
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>> jimmy: tell us what's going to happen in your video. >> oh, so -- what you're about to see -- okay. i'll just preface by saying i was an only child till i was 16, 17, then my dad had two more kids. now an older sister. now i like to torture my siblings and make them do things that i wish that i had done when i was a kid. >> jimmy: like what? >> like skiing. so i wish that my parents had put me in ski school. right now i'd be an olympic skier. and so i booked my sister into a skiing program when we went skiing in vermont. she had an accident. she's okay. i have photos to prove it. >> jimmy: she's how old? >> she's 7. she didn't want to do the ski school but i wanted to ski so i shoved her in ski school. it was like daycare. >> jimmy: all right, let's take a look. what's your sister's name? >> avidiana. >> jimmy: that's her in the pink? >> yeah. >> jimmy: first day of ski school.
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>> oh, it's about to be bad. it's about to be -- [ audience moans ] >> jimmy: she was -- i mean, kids are built out of rubber but she was fine? >> she's so malleable. she's really mall lable. >> jimmy: i love that you took this picture. >> i took the photo. yeah, that is moments after. you can see she's lost a ski there. she's really fine. i took a photo after -- there. she's fine. [ applause ] >> jimmy: she does look happier there. >> yeah, giving the thumbs up. kids are made of rubber, they bend and snap and they're fine. >> jimmy: to a point, be careful, don't test it. >> when i went back to get her at the end of the day, they were making angels and i was paying a fortune for ski school. >> jimmy: there's a happy ending to this. will she ski again? >> no. making her do things, i wish i could do all these things, i'd be really good at all these things now. >> jimmy: yeah, presumably.
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i don't know that that's true. >> if i were like tom, jumping off of things --no one's [ laughter ] there's just a tom, no other toms, just a tom and that's it. this movie of yours, you play a -- a series? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you play -- it's a '70s rock band. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is fun just to start, right? i mean, pretending it's a real '70s rock band. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your character is named camila. is that coincidence? or was that done for convenience? >> well, i will only ever do it l.a., "camila," everybody's got their character names and i'm posing in front of all my posters. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be fun if that was your demand? every movie you're in -- >> has to be my name, yeah. no, it was written like that in the book in taylor reid's book. >> jimmy: oh. >> "daisy jones and the six." i just got lucky. >> jimmy: fun to shoot, i guess? >> like adult summer camp.
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we got to go back to the '70s. cars and aesthetics and clothing and music and original music and it's cool. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i would say, maybe don't take your sister swimming. [ laughter ] >> what's the fun of being an older sister if you're not going to hurt them a little sometimes? >> jimmy: [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you're right. the series is "daisy jones and the six." it premieres a week from today on amazon prime video. camila morrone, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the "s" class from mercedes-benz.
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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the all-electric mercedes-benz lineup is here. >> jimmy: look at that. all right. thanks to tom cruise and camila morrone. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "my stupid heart," walk off the earth! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ my stupid heart don't know i've tried to let you go so many times before ♪ ♪ then wound up
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at your door my stupid ♪ ♪ can't believe that i haven't figured out by now ♪ ♪ every time i call you up all you do is let me down ♪ ♪ should've known there was nothing about us i could change ♪ ♪ every time we try to be friends it always ends the same ♪ ♪ but when i try to remember all the pain that we've been through ♪ ♪ something in me says whatever and it brings me back to you ♪ ♪ my stupid heart don't know i've tried to let you go ♪ ♪ so many times before then wound up at your door ♪ ♪ my stupid heart too late already on my way ♪ ♪ if we go down in flames again then you can blame my stupid heart ♪ ♪ okay okay ♪ ♪ you can blame
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my stupid heart okay ♪ ♪ you can blame my stupid ♪ ♪ every now and then i get inside my head try to leave your text unread but i wind up here instead ♪ ♪ i should've bit my tongue while we were still ahead yeah i always had to be right till we had nothing left ♪ ♪ but when i try to remember all the pain that we've been through ♪ ♪ something in me says whatever and it brings me back to you ♪ ♪ my stupid heart don't know i've tried to let you go ♪ ♪ so many times before then wound up at your door ♪ ♪ my stupid heart too late already on my way ♪ ♪ if we go down in flames again then you can blame my stupid heart ♪
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♪ heart to heart heart okay ♪ ♪ okay ♪ ♪ you can blame my stupid heart heart to heart i've tried to let you go ♪ ♪ so many times before ♪ ♪ you can blame my stupid heart ♪ ♪ too late already on my way if we go down in flames ♪ ♪ again then you can blame my stupid heart ♪ ♪ too late already on my way if we go down in flames ♪ ♪ again then you can blame my stupid heart ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, president biden. >> we're not going to dictate to them what the end result is. >> david muir's exclusive interview in poland and at the white house. >> we know president zelenskyy continues to say what he really needs are f-16s. will you send f-16s? >> one year after russia's invasion of ukraine, president biden and president zelenskyy together in ukraine walking side by side. air raid sirens overhead. >> how risky was it for a sitting president of the united states to go into kyiv? >> i didn't think it was that risky. >> asking about that chinese spy balloon. >> were they surveilling the u.s. or attempting to? >> that's what that balloon does, surveillance. >> his plans for 2024.
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