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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- michael b. jordan, blake shelton, and music from coi leray. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for taking shelter here in. very kind. i have to say, i want to
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apologize to our visitors from other towns. i hope you had a good weekend. we had some crazy, crazy weather here. when i woke up on sunday, a huge piece of lattice had flown off my roof and onto my car. and that wasn't even the number one weirdest thing that happened. i had like 80 texts sending me an article from "rolling stone" it says "trump white house pressured disney to censor jimmy kimmel." now disney is the company that owns abc, our network. and obviously jimmy kimmel is me. so obviously i was interested in seeing what it was. according to the story, in 2018, donald trump, who was at that time president of the united states was so upset about my jokes that i made about him, he directed staffers at the white house to call disney to kell them to rein me in. the report says at least two calls were made from the trump white house to "convey the president's anger regarding kimmel's monologues and jabs." in other words, president karen demanded to speak to my manager.
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[ cheering and applause ] you'd think the guy who fathered eric and don jr. would know how to handle jokes but i guess not. the article says news of these calls were "spread around the corridors of power" in d.c. wow, what a plot twist. the first time donald trump ever tries to stop someone from talking about him on television and it's me. usually when he wants somebody to stop talking about them, he pays them $130,000. he wanted me to do it for nothing. i wonder what it was specifically that sparked his little trumper tantrum. i wonder what it he found so objectionable. maybe it was the time i had stormy daniels look at a plate of carrots to size him up and she picked the little one? i don't know. or maybe it was one of the nicknames i gave him? i was going through. like tanny soprano? nostra dumbass, emperor palpateeny hands, mar-a-lardo, king tutan-con man, the hydroxy
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horror picture show, pumpkin mcpornhumper, grab-ass grandpa, orange julius caesar, colludacris, flabbio, spready kreuger, the tandalorian, lie-ger woods, q-a-don, dick tater tot, quid pro combover, i only have 100 more, okay? uncle scam, fiberace, the one-term-inator, chocolate mousse-ilini, ymca-hole, the recount of monte cristo, daddy bone spurs, or george waaaaaaah-shington? that was the one, folks. [ cheering and applause ] what a delicate little snowflake. what a blow hard. he's a blow hard and a snowflake. he's a blow-flake is what he is. he should change the hats to say "make america whine again." mawa. when you think of all the people i regularly make fun of, the it's a lot of people.
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the only two who have tried to stop me were donald trump and marjorie taylor greene, who actually called the cops on me. i've made fun of o.j. a thousand times, he hasn't tried to kill me once! and this guy, donald trump, all he does is making fun. he makes fun of disabled journalists, he calls our veterans prisoners of war, even losers, he insults his opponents, his friends, his family, but if i point out that he's so fat they renamed the plane air force wonder bread, i'm the bad guy all of the sudden? [ applause ] maybe this is why donald and melania sleep in separate bedrooms, she was laughing too hard at my monologue. but really, joking aside, this is a blatant abuse of power. i wonder if fox news where they're always screaming about censoring comedians will defend me on this? i doubt it. we have a first amendment right that americans a hell of a lot braver than donald trump died for. and it's especially hypocritical coming from someone who claims
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to be the bigleyest anti-censorship defender of free speech. >> today i'm directing my administration to explore all regulatory and regulative to protect free speech and the free speech rights of all americans. >> we're here today to protect americans from censorship. >> we will uphold the right of free speech. >> we as a country cannot tolerate political censorship. >> we will always, always protect free speech. >> the censorship and biases a threat to freedom itself. >> free speech is a bedrock of american life. >> we believe in free speech. >> censorship. >> free speech. >> censorship. >> free speech. >> censorship. >> believe it or not, i'm one that really likes free speech. >> you can't have censorship. say well, we don't like what - he's been saying. he's out. >> jimmy: it's very interesting, isn't it? it's almost like he's -- it's
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almost like he is a hypocrite, you know? you know what else is a shame? jim jordan just had his big congressional hearing on the weaponization of the federal government, and i couldn't be there to testify about a president of the united states who abused his authority to silence someone who disagrees with him and tried to muzzle free speech. i'm so sorry, jim. i would have been happy to help with that. and as for trump, if you'd like to come on the show to tell me to be quiet yourself, we still have that arcade claw machine that the mypillow guy got in. you can just climb inside and say whatever is on your delicately mind, okay? we are now less than two weeks away from the oscars. the oscars are on sunday march 12th here on abc. i tell you, you can really feel the excitement starting to build. >> this year's oscars will now feature a crisis team in case will smith shows up again. academy awards are schedule for march 12th. jimmy kimmel will host this year. that means it's going to suck. you don't have to watch it. just watch me on monday and we'll make fun of it together.
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>> he said it's going to suck. i think he missed that. that's not very open-minded. maybe he doesn't like me. what about kacate blanchett's hauntingly beautiful portrayal of a lesbian orchestra conductor in the three-hour german and english drama "tar?" you're only cheating yourself. tonight on this show, we have not one, but two of people magazine's sexiest men alive. [ cheering ] michael b. jordan is the sexiest in 2020. and blake shelton, who was sexiest man alive in 2017. and technically, there are three sexiest men alive if you count my cover of costco connection magazine. i think that's a record. either way, stay tuned for sexy. kanye west has been out of the spotlight for a couple of months now. adidas parted ways with kanye in october, and now they're stuck with 500 million dollars worth of backstock yeezys. these are yeezys that they were planning to sell, but they promised not to profit off ye
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and his shoes after his anti-semitic tirade. adidas has to figure out what to do with all of these shoes. one of their options is burning them, which seems like burning a pile of anything is historically a bad look for germany in general. the other option would be to donate them to disaster relief organizations to help people in places like turkey and syria. i don't know. it's a tough call. what would yeezus do in this situation? the other problem with the shoes is they look like this. they look like what happens if you put a pair of crocs in the microwave. maybe what they could do is tie all the shoes together, make a giant raft and then push kanye out to sea on it. he could probably use a raft. in the far west valley where he live, they had more than 10 inches of rain over the weekend. my house, we just keep getting the leaks repaired. it rains, it leaks, we get it fixed, they say it's good now, then, four months later, it
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rains again and we've got buckets all over the floor. it even snowed here this weekend, which is all very exciting for our local weather people, who really never get to report anything ever. >> in wrightwood with our continuing storm coverage. christy? >> yeah, you know, i'm sorry. i can't hear. you can probably see what's going on behind me. there is somebody doing donuts in the snow, trying to get our attention, apparently. but i can tell you, we are starting to see some snow flurries. some has fallen and is starting to accumulate on the ground. >> jimmy: yeah, that's what we want to look at, the ground. not the monster truck from "star wars" doing snow donuts. we want to look at the ground. we are not ready for rain here. we don't know what to do when it happens, so what we do is just drive around like there's nothing unusual happening at all. >> this is right next to
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hollywood burbank airport. nearly a dozen cars were stuck in the water as they tried to make it across the road. >> this driver of this porsche became stranded on the roof of his convertible after he got stuck in the floodwaters on the 5 freeway. >> take a look as this rv slides into the river at the valencia travel village rv resort. two other rvs went straight into the santa clara river. >> jimmy: isn't it great that we have video of everything now? in the old days, you could lose your rv and have nothing to show for it! was everything okay at your house, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah we lost a power for two or three hours. >> jimmy: oh you had no power. do you have a generator? >> guillermo: we went across the street with the neighbors. they had one. >> jimmy: oh, the neighbors had a generator. >> guillermo: they let us stay for a couple of hours. >> jimmy: are you going to get a generator? >> guillermo: i'm planning to, yes. >> jimmy: then the neighbors will come over to your house. >> guillermo: yeah, that's okay. >> jimmy: nothing is easy anymore. even the mundane moments of daily life can be stressful and so that's why i am so grateful
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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome to the show. tonight you can see him live in the flesh on his "back to the honky tonk tour." blake shelton is with us. [ cheering ] then later, she is from boston, massachusetts. this is her song. it's called "players." coi leray from the mercedes-benz stage. this week, we've got new shows with courteney cox, jon favreau, ike barinholtz, nicole byer, and we'll have music from tove lo and kali uchis. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very popular, very talented and beautifully mustached man. he's a one-time sexiest man alive, two-time killmonger, and now, a three time heavyweight champion of the world. his directorial debut, "creed iii" opens in theaters friday. say hello to michael b. jordan. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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>> wow. >> jimmy: how are you? >> man, i love coming here. >> jimmy: you know what? i bet you -- [ cheering ] i bet women start screaming whenever you -- when you go -- i bet you women scream at you in the men's room. >> that would be a little weird, but yeah, you know. >> jimmy: but i feel like it would probably happen. if it's going to happen to anybody, it's to you. do you ever feel scared? i don't mean in general. do you ever feel like oh, no, there is too many screaming excited people here. i better get out of this. >> a little bit. that's why i got my man jarvis, security holding it down. >> jimmy: okay. >> but i think when you go certain place, it starts out maybe one or two. and then the frenzy starts to happen. when people start pulling and screaming, it becomes a little much. >> jimmy: yeah, right.
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>> try to calm them down. it's okay. breathe, breathe, everybody. breathe, breathe. and that kind of buys me some time. and then i'm out of there. >> jimmy: do you ever look up to the heaven, god, why did you make me so handsome? >> i blame my mom and dad. >> jimmy: your mom's in the audience tonight. >> she is. >> jimmy: in fact, not only if your mom here -- [ cheering ] -- your mom, your mom and my mom are friends. >> and i just found that out today. i mean, you guys have been hiding this secret relationship from us for how long? >> a minute. >> jimmy: well, i will say my mother has told me all about it. but you didn't know? i guess it was not as big as news in your house as it with us in mine. >> yeah, they're friends. they're hanging out i guess. they meet up at shows. they're going to see corden later on tonight. >> that's my brother sitting next to my mom. >> jimmy: oh, your brother too. let's visit. there he is. >> family affair. [ applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. so is the whole family -- i know
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you got the premiere across the street tonight. is the whole family going to the premiere? >> this is the first time everybody is going to see it together. so i'm really, really excited to share it with them. it's a real personal movie, and it means the world to me. to get their opinion and see what they think about it is going to be big. >> jimmy: now, do you welcome their opinions after the film? all of their opinions? >> yeah, for the most part. they'll give to it me straight. yeah, they don't -- they're not yes men at all. they'll tell me exactly what they think about it. >> jimmy: really? >> they pick the right time to tell me, but they're going to tell me the truth. >> jimmy: has your mother ever given you a bad review of anything you did? >> ah, baby, we'll get them next time. don't you worry. you stay off the internet now. don't go on the internet now. put your phone down for a couple of days. thanks, mom, i got you. >> jimmy: i have a question for your mom. when you're watching the fight scenes, do you get upset watching your son getting punched? and then we'll ask that of my mine as well. >> it's definitely hard to watch. >> jimmy: it's hard to watch.
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>> definitely hard to watch. >> jimmy: wow. >> the makeup people, they do a wonderful job. so i have kind of come to terms. it's just acting. it's not real. he is not getting hurt. >> jimmy: oh, it's acting. i didn't realize that. you got to keep telling yourself that. >> yes, a little bit. >> jimmy: as i mentioned, your debut as a director. >> yes, sir. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: which is -- i don't know if you look at this kind of stuff, but you know you're getting very good reviews. you got 90% on rotten tomatoes. >> that's an accomplishment. >> jimmy: that's an exceptional number. do you look at that? >> not all the time. but my manager manages my expectations and they shoal me a couple of good reviews every once in a while. >> jimmy: it's nice to have somebody go through these first. it seems like you're pretty safe if you go through them yourself first. when you are directing something that you're acting in, which seems difficult, do you call other actor/directors?
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are there people you can reach out the get guidance? >> yeah, i've been blessed to work with a lot of great filmmakers over the years, most recently denzel washington, somebody that i spent a lot of time with. and watching and observing and asking for advice. bradley cooper, jon favreau. but. >> jimmy: you call these guys and hey, tell me what i need to know? >> yeah, i want to talk to actor/directors who really knew what it was going to be like transitioning from in front of the camera to behind the camera. but one thing denzel always told me, listen you have a storyboard, storyboard, story board. storyboard? what do you mean? he were in the middle of a rehearsal. he picks up his phone and calls his guy. hey, warren, it's d. remember that kid i was telling you about? well, he is going to hire you. cool. he gives me the phone. oh, thanks, d. i appreciate that so i immediately start pitching him the movie. and this was the first storyboard artist i got on "creed iii." >> jimmy: was he right? super important? >> so crucial. just the shot lists and to really prepare what scenes you're going to shoot and what shots you actually need.
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storyboards were a life-saver for me. >> jimmy: and you have a comic book about the movie at the end. >> i saved all of them. i saved all. especially for the fights. i saved all the story boards that i have. i'm going turn it into a collage on the wall. it's memorable gentleman do you save stuff like that? or you one of the guys that keeps all the stuff? >> keep all the gloves, the shorts, the robe, little things that mean something to a character, i'll keep it, yeah. >> jimmy: you become like part of being in these movies when they're super successful. you become kind of part of the boxing world, right? >> definitely. >> jimmy: like for the rest of your life? >> learn come up to me throwing the punch out. that's going to be the thing. i used to see sly do that all time. i get it. people are randomly coming up smacking. i was trying to eat. what's going on? yeah, adonis creed, we meet again. i just met you. i'm looking forward to that. >> jimmy: it's a big day. how many premieres have you had
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for "creed"? >> "creed"? one in mexico city. and then paris. we had london. we had atlanta. >> jimmy: wow! >> and then chicago. this will be the fifth or sixth premiere we've had so far. >> jimmy: are there more after this? >> we have one more in japan. >> jimmy: wow. >> at the end of may. it's my fist time going to tokyo. >> jimmy: you've never been? that's going to be great. >> good time. >> jimmy: that will be weird to go there and have people know you in a totally different country. >> it's going to be cool. in my mind, i've been to japan like numerous times, just from my love of anime and just on instagram, you know, kind of like being through that. but i can't wait to go. >> jimmy: now i hope this happens in japan, because down the block from us, i don't know if you know. >> what? >> jimmy: a billboard just went up. [ cheering ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: calvin klein. >> that's up right now, isn't it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right down the block from us. have you seen this in person yet? >> i have not.
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tis is actually the first time i'm seeing it. first time i'm seeing it. >> jimmy: did they tell you which picture they were going to use for the billboards? >> not that one. >> jimmy: no? >> but it works. it works. >> jimmy: it almost looks like you're superman style flying. wow, what happened? okay. there you are. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then there is more. they really went to town on the photographs. [ cheering ] >> mom, close your eyes. i'm sorry, mom, imes! mom, i'm sorry! i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: did you know they were taking these pictures when you had your pants off? >> i consented for this one. they had my approval. >> jimmy: are you now wearing calvin klein underwear at all times? >> you know, yeah. >> jimmy: you do. okay. good. do you have to? do they say hey, by the way, you now have to wear calvin clean underwear. >> no, but they're actually extremely comfortable. they're pretty good. >> jimmy: when you're doing a shoot, like an underwear shoot,
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which is what this is, you're selling the underwear. i'm supposed to be driving by going hey, i'd like to look like that in my underwear. but the reality is it's never going to happen. but do you have -- do you make sure that the room is warm? [ laughter ] you know, a good amount of blood flow. >> it's a closed set, you know what i'm saying. sometimes get pumped right before we go, you know what i'm saying? the muscles, is muscles. >> jimmy: the muscles, of course. all the muscles. >> it's good. these images live forever. >> jimmy: you're right. michael b. jordan is here. his movie "creed iii" opens friday. we're going to be right back. ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by number 7 skin care, the uk's best kept beauty secret. discover it at walgreens today.
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brought you in my home, met my family. i put money up for you. put the gloves on your hands like you asked. >> that's enough. >> you put the gloves on my hands? you must be punchy. because if memory serves, you used to carry my gloves. >> get your [ bleep ] and get out of the gym. >> that is michael b. jordan in a very scary jonathan majors in "creed iii."
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it opens in theaters friday. now is it strange to have a guy that you essentially cast and probably befriended over the course of the movie, and then you guys have to play a nemesis? you have to hit each other. >> it's actually better that we like each other. we're actually friends because we know we're not going the take anything personally. >> jimmy: that's good, yeah. >> we haven't been cool, maybe a punch might have slipped a few more times, you know? but no. he is a great guy. wonderful actor. >> jimmy: yeah. >> really brought a depth and a layer of complexity to the character that you needed to match the depth of adonis. you needed to be challenged in a real way. he did it perfectly. it was great time. >> jimmy: was there ever a moment where one of you hit the other and actually you got annoyed by it? >> not really annoyed by it, but we -- i think we got hit, but yes we used it in the context of the moment, you know what i'm saying? one thing when we're boxing, we know the choreo.
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sometimes your slip left, he is throwing a left punch and ends up rocking you. but then you just play it off. you don't want to blow a take because there are so many good things in there. you roll with the punches. >> especially when you're the one calling cut. how can you yell action? >> it's so much fun to be in boxing and directing at the same time you. cut out the middle man. i'm watching the scene unfold. >> jimmy: you are? while you're doing it? >> exactly. so if i want to continue without cutting the pace and stopping the action, i can just keep it going. and it worked out. it was way more efficient. >> jimmy: have you ever seen those online -- they ask the celebrities the most googled questions about them? >> i have seen something like that, yes. >> jimmy: well we have found -- and this took a long time. the least searched questions about michael b. jordan. i wonder if you might answer a few of these. >> let's do it. >> jimmy: does michael b. jordan love winnipeg?
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>> i don't not love winnipeg. >> jimmy: is michael b. jordan a certified notary republic? >> no, no he is not. >> jimmy: which part of the macarena does michael b. jordan like the most? >> the song is very catchy. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's a catchy jingle. >> jimmy: what three pets would michael b. jordan eat to survive? >> oh, three pets eat to survive. ooh, a bird. reminds me of chicken. i would say ooh. can't do a dog. that's tough. give me some more pets. >> gerbil, hamster? >> maybe a hamster. >> jimmy: hamster, a cheese sandwich. >> and a goldfish. >> jimmy: goldfish. okay. >> yes. >> jimmy: does michael b. jordan ever stare at the moon and wonder who else is looking at it too? >> have i. >> jimmy: you have? >> i've done that before. >> jimmy: one more. >> that doesn't make me weird, does it? >> jimmy: i don't think so. >> jimmy: >> okay. >> jimmy: is michael b. jordan afraid of clowns? >> no.
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>> jimmy: no. okay. good. a lot of people are. that wo that. >> that would be the moment. >> jimmy: you're assuming we think ahead. we do not. so you have this big premiere going on. who is your date to the premiere? is that too personal a question? >> no. >> jimmy: i know your mom is going to be there. >> yeah. but technically, that's not my date. i don't have a date. >> jimmy: would you be willing to take a date from the studio audience with you tonight? [ cheering ] i'm sure that -- i'm sure there are many single ladies that would be interested. >> that would be cool. i have a better idea. how about i take everybody to the premiere? [ cheering ] you want to be my date? all right! >> jimmy: for real, you'll take them all? >> yeah, let's do it. >> jimmy: you got enough room? >> i got enough room. i can find some room at the
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table. it's right across the street. >> jimmy: you're not going to have to tell a group of cousins that they can't come see the movie? >> trust me, they won't let me hear the end of it. no we'll find some room. >> jimmy: excellent. stay to the end of the show. [ applause ] michael, please tell them they have to stay to the end of the show. >> yes, yes you can't leave now. i wouldn't do that to you. i got you. >> jimmy: yeah you're, all going to go see "creed iii" on friday. michael b. jordan, everybody. we'll be right back with blake shelton. ♪
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>> jimmy: still to come music from coi leray. our next guest is a multi-grammy-nominated country music man, coach on "the voice," and another former sexiest man alive. you can see him live on the "back to the honky tonk tour." please say hello to blake shelton. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: how's it going? >> pretty good. good to see you again, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you too. everything is good, i assume. you're on tour. where were you this weekend? do you even remember? >> yeah. i was in birmingham. >> jimmy: okay. >> i was in knoxville. >> jimmy: okay. >> and greensboro, north carolina. >> jimmy: all correct. >> my voice. i don't know if it's the sing organize the drinking. it's working whatever it is. >> jimmy: it's a combination of the two. is this ensemble from the blake shelton collection? >> this is land's end. look at that, huh? come on. the. >> jimmy: the jeans, the jacket, the shirt. you a whole thing. >> you could use some. >> jimmy: hey listen, i'd love to have some. i don't want to wear this. as soon as i leave here, this is gone. i dress like that. >> i'm going to hook you up with some land's end stuff. >> jimmy: you don't just have clothes. i was looking through some of the stuff. you have the blake shelton
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turkish towel, dog bandanna and blake shelton shams. did you know what shams. >> those were supposed to get laugh, weren't they? they adore my shams. you were trying to get a laugh out of them. >> jimmy: you know, i feel like i know you a little bit. and shams were not something i ever imagined you'd even know what they were. >> i don't know what that is. it looks like a pillow for me. >> jimmy: it's the outfit for the pillow. >> gwen had a lot of input. >> jimmy: on the shams? >> just everything to do with the land's end stuff. and so that's probably how shams even made into it the thing to begin with. >> jimmy: right. and you wouldn't want to be a dog walking around without a bandanna. itted be embarrassing. >> i wouldn't want to walk around without one. >> jimmy: a few years back, gwen told me you are very hard to shop for. do you think of yourself as hard to shop for?
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>> yeah. are you getting in with the gift? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you regift it to me. >> jimmy: i bought it and i gave it to gwen to give to you. >> you bought it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> the flamethrower? >> jimmy: the flamethrower. >> he is literally not kidding. and there is nothing cooler than a flamethrower. >> jimmy: did you like it? >> yes. and so do the kids, though. >> jimmy: oh. >> so you have this thing out, and you're trying to show my brother-in-law and of course the kids are what's that? you know. and so we all use the flamethrower. >> jimmy: the kids are allowed to use it? >> burning the hell out of stuff. >> jimmy: how far does it fire? >> it only comes out about that far. you really have to be chasing somebody down to hurt them, we found. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have any practical applications for it? >> yeah. you know, because we have the ranch in oklahoma. >> jimmy: yeah. >> out there, we're constantly burning brush piles and so heck
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yeah, man. >> jimmy: i'm so happy to hear that. >> stick it right in the brush pile and laugh. >> jimmy: i'm really happy to hear that for some reason, i'm not great at finding gifts for my wife, but i am really good at finding gifts for other people' husbands. >> you nailed it for me. flamethrower. any stuff like that, man. >> jimmy: i'll think about you for christmas. that's my next plan. you have like a compound where you have all your guy stuff. you have like a tractor and -- >> i have a lot of equipment. i have a lot of my dad sold kubota tractors. one of the first thing i bought when i hit as a country artist, because you're not crap in country music unless you have your own bulldozer. >> jimmy: is that true?p>> yes. you really haven't made it, you're not over the hump. >> jimmy: really? >> you know what i'm saying?
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[ applause ] so i bought a bulldozer. >> jimmy: do you think willie nelson has a bulldozer? >> of course. >> jimmy: of course? >> of course. he made it in country music. >> jimmy: he has a bulldozer. >> i didn't know how to run it either. i bought this old bulldozer and started trying to figure it out. like even starting it was an adventure. >> jimmy: sure. >> how do you make it go. and running crap over. it's awesome, man! >> jimmy: do you use it for anything other than nonsense? >> if i need something actually done with it, then i'll pay somebody to run the dozer. >> jimmy: i see. >> otherwise it's just like having a bad day or a good day. get on it and push some stuff. >> jimmy: have you ever combined the bulldozer and the flamethrower? >> wow, that's a good idea. >> jimmy: there's something you maybe should think about. >> going to now. i'm going to now. >> jimmy: you're on tour now. [ applause ] r how long have you been on tour? when did the tour start? >> only about two weeks ago. we started. and i don't tour that much
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anymore. part of the reason is because, you know, we do so much work on "the voice," it's two seasons a year, every year. and so it's kind of limited me on how much i can tour. i've never been one of those guys that just hits the road for a long time any way. but we only do like 18 tour dates a year. >> jimmy: right. >> and so this is it for you on "the voice"? you're almost done with "the voice"? >> kelly finally got me fired. i wanted to announce that here on the show. kelly clarkson actually got me fired. >> jimmy: is that true? >> nbc stands for nothing but clarkson. she is on every late night show. she has the daytime show. >> jimmy: she displaced you. >> she is probably going to have one of these. >> jimmy: she'll probably have this one. i better get a bulldozer. does kelly have a bulldozer? >> she doesn't make it in country music. she is a pop star. she is a pop star. a nice electric vehicle.
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>> jimmy: are you feeling at all sad about that? i know you and carson daly are very tight. you're not going to spend as much time together anymore. >> somebody asked me earlier, actually here, is carson upset that you're leaving "the voice"? and carson's upset about t ihe used to think trace atkis the grumpiest person i ever met. carson daly for sure. the guy doesn't sleep. if you think about it. he is over here doing this, waking up with the "today" show, he still has the radio thing on the weekends. >> jimmy: if anything, you should take him on tour with you and give him a break, for god's sake. but you guys do the show together. >> we do we're doing season two. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's a fun show. >> it's brilliant. it's an art show, okay, you know what i'm saying? we have fun with it. it was actually just an idea that was born out of drinking backstage at "the voice." we were actually watching --
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there is a show called "holy-moly". >> jimmy: right on abc. >> and we were watching that and how much more fun would that show be if they were drinking while they were doing it. literally that' we how thought of barmageddon. >> jimmy: you added alcohol to the mix. >> carson said to get you to commit to being on >> jimmy: of course. wouldn't that be great? i would like to do it. but here is my condition. we do one special episode where we drink so much that we throw up. and then it's titled barf-mageddon. >> i love that. we'll do whatever it takes to get you there. >> jimmy: you're building a bar in las vegas right now. >> i didn't know that's your home. >> jimmy: that's my hometown. >> we're building there. and this is supposed to be finished by november. so. >> jimmy: so it will be done of
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july of next summer, something like that? things go fastener vegas than everywhere else. >> that's what i have heard too. because the last time i was there, there wasn't much happening. but they say it will be done by november. so y'all come on down to. >> jimmy: to fabulous las vegas. your last day on the voice is coming up in two weeks? >> it premieres next week. so my last season. >> jimmy: your last season is coming on. >> i think the last show is towards the end of may or something. >> jimmy: and you're so sick of everything, right? >> oh my god. carson, kelly. we do have the two new coaches. we have niall and chance. the kids have been fun to work with. >> jimmy: well, i hope they make it without you. without you there, the center of that show, for god's sake. >> for sure. >> jimmy: you might as well take a flame thrower to the set when you leave. >> i'm taking my chair with e, many damn it.
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>> jimmy: the l you take the chair? >> i hope i can. i actually asked if i can take my chair with me. and i kind of got a look. >> jimmy: don't get to takeheok. i don't know. they'll probably make me buy it. >> jimmy: yeah, probably. well, whatever. >> times are tough in network television, you know. >> jimmy: well, it's great to eeve you here.you can go s blake shelton live on his back to the honky tonk tour. wherever you live, he is coming to see you. we'll be right back with coi leray. ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the all-electric mercedes-benz line-up is here.
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>> lou: the jimmy kimmel concert series is presented by merce mercedes- mercedes-benz. the all-electric mercedes-benz line-up is here. >> jimmy: thanks to michael b. jordan and blake shelton. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "players," coi leray. ♪ ♪ yeah cus girls is players too
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uh yeah yeah cus girls is players too ♪ keep playing, baby ♪ cus girls is players too getting money around the world cus girls is players too yyeahea♪h ♪ what you know about living on the top penthouse suites looking down on the ops ♪ ♪ took em for a test drive left em on the lot time is money so i spent i on a watch ♪ ♪ hold on ♪ ♪ showing thru the white tee you can see the thong busting out my tight jeans ♪ ♪ rocks on my finger like someone wife'd me got another shawty she ain't nothing like me ♪ ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ yeah cus girls is players too uh yeah yeah cus girls is players too ♪ ♪ keep on playing baby cus girls is players too getting money around the world cus girls is players too ♪
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♪ boy can do what you want ♪ ♪ yeah cus girls is players too cus girls is players too ♪ getting money around the world cus girls is players too ♪ ♪ i go on and on and on again he blowing up my phone but i'm ignoring him ♪ ♪ he thinking he the one i got like four of him yeah i'm sitting first class like valedictorian uh ♪ ♪ came a long way from rag to riches five star yeah i taste so delicious ♪ ♪ let him lick the plate i make him do the dishes now he on the news talking cus she went missing ♪ ♪ sheesh ♪ ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good niht ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ if you don't know now you know if you broke then you gotta let him go ♪ ♪ you can have anybody enie-miney-moe cus when you a boss yo can do what you want ♪ ♪ cus girls is players too
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and it's time we let them know that girls is players too ♪ ♪ cus girls is players too ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ if you don't know now you know if you broke then you gotta let him go ♪ ♪ you can have anybody enie-miney-moe cus when you a boss you can do what you want ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ [ cheering and appuse ]
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, out of the shadows, in her first television interview, the woman whose story helped convict harvey weinstein. >> to all the victims that isn't only my victory, it is our victory. >> how her daughter inspired her to come forward with her own painful secret she kept for years. >> it was utter shock to hear that my mom could have undergone something so horrifying. >> and how she hopes to inspire others to come forward. >> you can fight the monster. you can win. plus, pulling back the curtain. kylie jenner gets candid about postpartum depression in a new interview and on her hulu

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