ama: thank you so much for watching. dan: >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- michael b. jordan, blake shelton, and music from coi leray. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everyone. hi. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for taking shelter here in. very kind.

i have to say, i want to apologize to our visitors from other towns. i hope you had a good weekend. we had some crazy, crazy weather here. when i woke up on sunday, a huge piece of lattice had flown off my roof and onto my car. and that wasn't even the number one weirdest thing that happened. i had like 80 texts sending me an article from "rolling stone" it says "trump white house pressured disney to censor jimmy kimmel." now disney is the company that owns abc, our network. and obviously jimmy kimmel is me. so obviously i was interested in seeing what it was. according to the story, in 2018, donald trump, who was at that time president of the united states was so upset about my jokes that i made about him, he directed staffers at the white house to call disney to tell them to rein me in. the report says at least two calls were made from the trump white house to "convey the president's anger regarding kimmel's monologues and jabs."

in other words, president karen demanded to speak to my manager. [ cheering and applause ] you'd think the guy who fathered eric and don jr. would know how to handle jokes. but i guess not. [ laughter ] the article says news of these calls were "spread around the corridors of power" in d.c. wow, what a plot twist. the first time donald trump ever tries to stop someone from talking about him on television and it's me. [ laughter ] usually when he wants somebody to stop talking about them, he pays them $130,000. [ laughter ] he wanted me to do it for nothing. i wonder what it was specifically that sparked his little trumper tantrum. [ laughter ] i wonder what it he found so objectionable. maybe it was the time i had stormy daniels look at a plate of carrots to size him up and she picked the little one? [ laughter ] i don't know. or maybe it was one of the nicknames i gave him? i was going through. like tanny soprano? nostra dumbass, emperor palpateeny hands, mar-a-lardo,

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when you think of all the people i regularly make fun of, the it's a lot of people. the only two who have tried to stop me were donald trump and marjorie taylor greene, who actually called the cops on me. i've made fun of o.j. a thousand times, he hasn't tried to kill me once! [ laughter ] [ applause ] and this guy, donald trump, all he does is making fun. he makes fun of disabled journalists, he calls our veterans prisoners of war, even losers, he insults his opponents, his friends, his family, but if i point out that he's so fat they renamed the plane air force wonder bread, i'm the bad guy all of the sudden? [ applause ] maybe this is why donald and melania sleep in separate bedrooms, she was laughing too hard at my monologue. but really, joking aside, this is a blatant abuse of power. i wonder if fox news where they're always screaming about censoring comedians. will they defend me on this? i doubt it. we have a first amendment right that americans a hell of a lot

braver than donald trump died for. [ cheers and applause ] and it's especially hypocritical coming from someone who claims to be the bigleyest anti-censorship defender of fre. >> today i'm directing my administration to explore all regulatory and legislative solutions to protect free speech and the free speech rights of all americans. >> we're here today to discuss protecting americans from censorship. >> we will uphold the right of free speech. >> we as a country cannot tolerate political censorship. >> we will always, always protect free speech. >> the censorship and biases a threat to freedom itself. >> free speech is a bedrock of american life. >> we believe in free speech. >> censorship. >> free speech. >> censorship. >> free speech. >> censorship. >> believe it or not, i'm one that really likes free speech. > you can't have censorship. you can't pick one person and say well, we don't like what he's been saying. he's out.

[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: it's very interesting, isn't it? it's almost like he's -- it's almost like he is a hypocrite, you know? [ laughter ] you know what else is a shame? jim jordan just had his big congressional hearing on the weaponization of the federal government, and i couldn't be there to testify about a president of the united states who abused his authority to silence someone who disagrees with him and tried to muzzle free speech. i'm so sorry, jim. i would have been happy to help with that. and as for trump, if you'd like to come on the show to tell me to be quiet yourself, we still have that arcade claw machine that the mypillow guy got in. [ laughter ] you can climb inside and say whatever is on your delicate little mind, okay? [ laughter ] we are now less than two weeks away from the oscars. the oscars are on sunday, march 12th, here on abc. i tell you, you can really feel the excitement starting to build. >> this year's oscars will now feature a crisis team in case will smith shows up again. academy awards are scheduled for march 12th. jimmy kimmel will host this year. that means it's going to suck. you don't have to watch it. just watch me on monday and

we'll make fun of it together. >> jimmy: he said it's going to suck, i think you missed that. [ laughter ] i don't know, that's not very open-minded. maybe he doesn't like me. what about cate blanchett's hauntingly beautiful portrayal of a lesbian orchestra conductor in the three-hour german and english drama "tar"? [ laughter ] you're only cheating yourself. [ laughter ] tonight on this show, we have not one but two of "people" magazine's sexiest men alive. [ cheering ] michael b. jordan is the sexiest in 2020. and blake shelton, who was sexiest man alive in 2017. and technically, there are three sexiest men alive if you count my cover of costco connection magazine. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think that's a record. either way, stay tuned for sexy. kanye west has been out of the spotlight for a couple of months now. adidas parted ways with kanye in october, and now they're stuck with 500 million dollars worth

of backstock yeezys. these are yeezys that they were planning to sell, but they promised not to profit off ye and his shoes after his anti-semitic tirade. adidas has to figure out what to do with all of these shoes. one of their options is burning them, which seems like burning a pile of shoes is historically a bad look for germany in general. [ laughter ] the other option would be to donate them to disaster relief organizations to help people in places like turkey and syria. i don't know. it's a tough call. [ applause ] what would yeezus do in this situation? [ laughter ] the other problem with the shoes is they look like this. [ laughter ] they look like what happens if you put a pair of crocs in the microwave. [ laughter ] maybe what they could do is tie all the shoes together, make a giant raft and then push kanye out to sea on it. [ cheers and applause ] he could probably use a raft. in the far west valley where he lives, they had more than 10 inches of rain over the weekend. my house, we just keep getting the leaks repaired. it rains, it leaks, we get it

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>> jimmy: hi there. welcome to the show. tonight you can see him live in the flesh on his "back to the honky tonk tour." blake shelton is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, she is from boston, massachusetts. this is her song. it's called "players." coi leray from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] this week, we've got new shows with courteney cox, jon favreau, ike barinholtz, nicole byer, and we'll have music from tove lo and kali uchis. so please join us for that. our first guest tonight is a very popular, very talented and beautifully mustached man. he's a one-time sexiest man alive, two-time killmonger, and now, a three-time heavyweight champion of the world. his directorial debut, "creed iii" opens in theaters friday. say hello to michael b. jordan. [ cheering and applause ] ♪

>> wow. >> jimmy: how are you? >> man, i love coming here. >> jimmy: you know what? i bet you -- [ cheering ] i bet women start screaming whenever you -- when you go -- i bet you women scream at you in the men's room. [ laughter ] >> that would be a little weird, but yeah, you know. >> jimmy: but i feel like it would probably happen. if it's going to happen to anybody, it's to you. do you ever feel scared? i don't mean in general. do you ever feel like oh, no, there is too many screaming excited people here. i better get out of this. >> a little bit. that's why i got my man jarvis, security holding it down. >> jimmy: okay. >> but i think when you go certain places, it starts out

maybe one or two. and then the frenzy starts to happen. when people start pulling and screaming, it becomes a little much. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> try to calm them down. it's okay. breathe, breathe, everybody. breathe, breathe. and that kind of buys me some time. and then i'm out of there. >> jimmy: do you ever look up to the heaven, god, why did you make me so handsome? [ laughter and whoops ] >> i blame my mom and dad. >> jimmy: your mom's in the audience tonight. >> she is. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in fact, not only is your mom here -- >> yeah. yo, mom. >> jimmy: your mom and my mom are friends. >> and i just found that out today. i mean, you guys have been hiding this secret relationship from us for how long? >> a minute. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i will say my mother has told me all about it. but you didn't know? i guess it was not as big as news in your huse as it was in mine. [ laughter ] yeah, they're friends. they're hanging out, i guess. they meet up at shows. they're going to see corden >> that's my brother sitting next to my mom. >> jimmy: oh, your brother too. let's visit.

there he is. >> family affair. [ applause ] >> jimmy: look at that. so is the whole family -- i know you got the premiere across the street tonight. is the whole family going to the premiere? >> this is the first time everybody is going to see it together. so i'm really, really excited to share it with them. it's a real personal movie, and it means the world to me. to get their opinion and see what they think about it is going to be big. >> jimmy: now, do you welcome their opinions after the film? all of their opinions? [ laughter ] >> yeah, for the most part. they'll give to it me straight. yeah, they don't -- they're not yes men at all. they'll tell me exactly what they think about it. >> jimmy: really? >> they pick the right time to tell me, but they're always going to tell me the truth. >> jimmy: has your mother ever given you a bad review of anything you did? >> "oh, baby, we'll get them next time, don't you worry." [ laughter and applause ] "you stay off the internet, now. don't go on the internet, now. put your phone down for a couple of days." "thank, mom, i got you." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have a question for your mom. when you're watching the fight scenes, do you get upset watching your son getting punched? and then we'll ask that of my

my mom as well. [ laughter ] >> it's definitely hard to watch. >> jimmy: it's hard to watch? >> definitely hard to watch. >> jimmy: wow. >> the makeup people, they do a wonderful job. so i have kind of come to terms. it's just acting. it's not real. he is not getting hurt. >> jimmy: oh, it's acting. i didn't realize that. [ laughter ] you got to keep telling yourself that. >> yes, a little bit. >> jimmy: as i mentioned, your debut as a director. >> yes, sir. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: which is -- i don't know if you look at this kind of stuff, but you know you're getting very good reviews. you got 90% on rotten tomatoes. >> that's an accomplishment. >> jimmy: that's an exceptional number. do you look at that? >> not all the time. but my publicist, they manage my expectations and show me a couple of good reviews every once in a while. >> jimmy: it's nice to have somebody go through these first. it seems like you're pretty safe if you go through them yourself first. when you are directing something

that you're acting in, which seems difficult, do you call other actor/directors? are there people you can reach out, to to get some guidance? >> yeah, i've been blessed to work with a lot of great filmmakers over the years, most recently denzel washington, somebody that i spent a lot of time with. and watching and observing and asking for advice. bradley cooper, jon favreau. >> jimmy: you call these guys "go, "hey, tell me what i need to know"? >> yeah, i want to talk to actor/directors who really knew what it was going to be like transitioning from in front of the camera to behind the camera. but one thing denzel always told me, "listen, you got a storyboard, storyboard, storyboard." "what do you mean?" "i'm going to get you a storyboard artist." he were in the middle of a rehearsal. he picks up his phone and calls his guy. "hey, warren, it's d. remember that kid i was telling you about? well, he is going to hire you. cool." he gives me the phone. "oh, thanks, d." i appreciate that so i immediately start pitching him the movie. and this was the first storyboard artist i got on

"creed iii." >> jimmy: was he right? super important? >> so crucial. just the shot lists and to really prepare what scenes you're going to shoot and what shots you actually need. storyboards were a life-saver for me. >> jimmy: and you have a comic book about the movie at the end. >> i saved all of them. i saved all. especially for the fights. i saved all the story boards that i have. i'm going turn it into a collage on the wall. it's memorable gentleman do you save stuff like that? or you one of the guys that keeps all the stuff? >> keep all the gloves, the shorts, the robe, little things that mean something to a character, i'll keep it, yeah. >> jimmy: you become like part of being in these movies when they're super successful. you become kind of part of the boxing world, right? >> definitely. >> jimmy: like for the rest of your life? >> everybody's qum coming up to me, throwing the punch. i used to see sly do that all time. i get it, you know? people are randomly coming up smacking. [ laughter ] "i was trying to eat, what's going on?"

"yeah, adonis creed, we meet again." "i just met you." [ laughter ] i'm looking forward to that. >> jimmy: it's a big day. how many premieres have you had for "creed"? >> "creed"? one in mexico city. and then paris. we had london. we had atlanta. >> jimmy: wow! >> and then chicago. this will be the fifth or sixth premiere that we've had so far. >> jimmy: are there more after this? >> we have one more in japan. >> jimmy: wow. >> at the end of may. it's my fist time going to tokyo. i can't wait to go. >> jimmy: you've neverbeen? that's going to be great. >> good time. >> jimmy: that will be weird to go there and have people know you in a totally different country. >> it's going to be cool. in my mind, i've been to japan like numerous times, just from my love of anime and just on instagram, you know, kind of like being through that. but i can't wait to go. >> jimmy: now i hope this happens in japan, because down the block from us, i don't know if you know. >> what? >> jimmy: a billboard just went up. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: calvin klein. >> that's up right now, isn't it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right down the block from us.

have you seen this in person yet? >> i have not. this is actually the first time i'm seeing it. first time i'm seeing it. >> jimmy: did they tell you which picture they were going to use for the billboards? >> not that one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no? >> but it works. it works. >> jimmy: it almost looks like you're superman style flying. wow, what happened? [ laughter ] okay. there you are. then there's more, that's not it. they really went to town on the photographs. [ cheering ] >> mama, chose your eyes. i'm sorry, mama, i'm sorry! mom, i'm sorry! i'm so sorry. >> jimmy: did you know they were taking these pictures when you had your pants off? [ laughter ] >> i consented for this one. they had my approval. >> jimmy: are you now wearing calvin klein underwear at all times? >> you know, yeah. >> jimmy: you do. okay. good. do you have to? do they say hey, by the way, you now have to wear calvin clean underwear. >> no, but they're actually extremely comfortable. they're pretty good.

>> jimmy: when you're doing a shoot, like an underwear shoot, which is what this is, you're selling the underwear. i'm supposed to be driving by going, hey, i'd like to look like that in my underwear. but the reality is it's never going to happen. [ laughter ] but do you have -- do you make sure that the room is warm? [ laughter ] you know, a good amount of blood flow. >> it's a closed set, you know what i'm saying. sometimes get pumped right before we go, you know what i'm saying? the muscles, the muscles. >> jimmy: of course, all the muscles. >> it's good. these images live forever. >> jimmy: you're right. michael b. jordan is here. his movie "creed iii" opens friday. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by orville redenbacher's microwave popcorn.

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brought you in my home, met my family. i put money up for you. put the gloves on your hands like you asked. >> that's enough. >> you put the gloves on my hands? you must be punchy. because if memory serves, you used to carry my gloves. >> get your [ bleep ] and get out of the gym. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is michael b. jordan in a very scary jonathan majors in "creed iii."

it opens in theaters friday. now, is it strange to have a guy that you essentially cast and probably befriended over the course of the movie, and then you guys have to play a nemesis? you have to hit each other. >> it's actually better that we like each other. we're actually friends because we know we're not going the take anything personally. >> jimmy: that's good, yeah. >> if it hadn't been cool, you know, maybe a punch might have slipped a few more times. [ laughter ] but no. he is a great guy. wonderful actor. >> jimmy: yeah. >> really brought a depth and a layer of complexity to the character that you needed to match the depth of adonis. you needed to be challenged in a real way. he did it perfectly. it was a great time. >> jimmy: was there ever a moment where one of you hit the other and actually you got annoyed by it? >> not really annoyed by it, but we -- i think we got hit, but we used it in the context of the moment, you know what i'm saying? one thing when we're boxing, we know the choreo.

when you get tired, sometimes you slip left, you're supposed to go right, he's throwing a left punch, he ens up rocking are you yore. but then you just play it off. you don't want to blow a take because there are so many good things in there. you roll with the punches. >> especially when you're the one calling cut. [ laughter ] how can you yell action? >> it's so much fun to be in boxing and directing at the same time. you kind of cut out the middleman of the director. so anything that -- and i'm watching the scene unfold. >> jimmy: you are? while you're doing it? >> exactly. so if i want to continue without cutting the pace and stopping the action, i can just keep it going. and it worked out. it was way more efficient. >> jimmy: have you ever seen those online -- they ask the celebrities the most googled questions about them? >> i have seen something like that, yes. >> jimmy: well we have found -- and this took a long time. the least searched questions about michael b. jordan. >> least searched, all right. >> jimmy: and i wondered if you might answer a few of these. >> let's do it. >> jimmy: does michael b. jordan love winnipeg? [ laughter ] >> i don't not love winnipeg.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: is michael b. jordan a certified notary republic? >> no, no he is not. >> jimmy: which part of the macarena does michael b. jordan like the most? >> the song is very catchy. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's a catchy jingle. >> jimmy: what three pets would michael b. jordan eat to survive? [ laughter ] >> oh, three pets, eat to survive. ooh, a bird. reminds me of chicken. [ laughter ] i would say -- ooh. can't do a dog. that's tough. give me some more pets. >> jimmy: gerbil, hamster, maybe? >> maybe a hamster. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hamster, a cheese sandwich. >> a big goldfish. >> jimmy: goldfish. okay. >> yes. >> jimmy: does michael b. jordan ever stare at the moon and wonder who else is looking at it too? [ laughter ] >> i have. >> jimmy: you have? >> i've done that before. >> jimmy: one more. >> that doesn't make me weird, does it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think so. >> okay, cool. >> jimmy: is michael b. jordan afraid of clowns? >> no.

>> jimmy: no. okay. good. a lot of people are. [ cheers and applause ] >> that would be the moment. that would be the moment. >> jimmy: yeah, i know. you're assuming we think ahead, which we do not. [ laughter ] so you have this big premiere going on. who is your date to the premiere? is that too personal a question? >> no. >> jimmy: i know your mom is going to be there. >> yeah. but technically, that's not my date. i don't have a date. to take a date from the studio - audience with you tonight? [ cheering ] i'm sure that -- i'm sure there are many single ladies that would be interested. >> that would be cool. i have a better idea. how about i take everybody to the premiere? [ cheering ] you want to be my date? all right! >> jimmy: for real, you'll take them all? >> yeah, let's do it. >> jimmy: you got enough room? >> i got enough room. i can find some room at the

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: still to come, music from coi leray. our next guest is a multi-grammy-nominated country music man, coach on "the voice," and another former sexiest man alive. you can see him live on the "back to the honky tonk tour." please say hello to blake shelton. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: how's it going? >> pretty good. >> good to see you again, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you too. everything is good, i assume. you're on tour. where were you this weekend? do you even remember? >> yeah. i was in birmingham. >> jimmy: okay. >> i was in knoxville. >> jimmy: okay. >> and greensboro, north carolina. >> jimmy: all correct. >> my voice. i don't know if it's the singing or the drinking. [ laughter ] it's working, whatever it is. >> jimmy: it's a combination of the two. is this ensemble from the blake shelton collection? >> this is land's end. look at that, huh? [ cheers and applause ] come on, look at that. the jeans, the jacket, the shirt. >> jimmy: you have a whole thing, right? >> you could use some. >> jimmy: hey listen, i'd love to have some. i don't want to wear this. as soon as i leave here, this is gone. >> i'm going to hook you up with some land's end stuff. >> jimmy: u don't just have clothes. i was looking through some of the stuff. you have the blake shelton turkish towel, dog bandanna and blake shelton shams.

did you know what shams were? >> those were supposed to get laugh, weren't they? [ laughter ] they adore my shams. you were trying to get a laugh out of them. >> jimmy: you know, i feel like i know you a little bit. and shams were not something i ever imagined you'd even know what they were. >> i don't know what that is. it looks like a pillow for me. i don't know what you're talking about. >> jimmy: it's the thing, like the outfit for the pillow is what it is. >> gwen had a lot of input. >> jimmy: on the shams? >> just everything to do with the land's end stuff. and so that's probably how shams even made into it the thing to begin with. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. and you wouldn't want to be a dog walking around without a bandanna. it would be embarrassing. >> i wouldn't want a dog without one. >> jimmy: a few years back, gwen told me you are very hard to shop for. do you think of yourself as hard to shop for? >> yeah. i don't know,getting in with the

gift? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you regifted to me? >> jimmy: i bought it and i gave it to gwen to give to you. >> you bought it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> the flamethrower? >> jimmy: the flamethrower. >> he's not kidding. he's literally not kidding. [ laughter ] and there is nothing cooler than a flamethrower. >> jimmy: did you like it? >> yes. and so do the kids, though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> so you have this thing out, and you're trying to show my brother-in-law and of course the kids are, what's that? you know. and so we all use the flamethrower. >> jimmy: the kids are allowed to use it? >> burning the hell out of stuff. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how far does it fire? >> it only comes out about that. you really have to be chasing somebody down to hurt them, we found. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have any practical applications for it? >> yeah. you know, because we have the ranch in oklahoma. >> jimmy: yeah. >> out there, we're constantly burning brush piles and so heck yeah, man. >> jimmy: i'm so happy to hear

that. >> stick it right in the brush pile and laugh. >> jimmy: i'm really happy to hear that. for some reason, i'm not great at finding gifts for my wife, but i am really good at finding gifts for other people's husbands. >> you nailed it for me. flamethrower. any stuff like that, man. >> jimmy: i'll think about you for christmas. that's my next plan. you have like a compound where you have all your guy stuff. you have like a tractor and -- >> i have a lot of equipment. i have a lot of kubota. my dad sold kubota tractors. one of the first things i bought when i had a hit as a country artist, because you're not crap in country music unless you have your own bulldozer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that true? >> yes. you really haven't made it, you're not over the hump. >> jimmy: really? >> you know what i'm saying? [ applause ] so i bought a bulldozer. >> jimmy: do you think willie nelson has a bulldozer?

>> of course. >> jimmy: he does? >> of course. he made it in country music. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he has a bulldozer. >> that's how it works. i didn't know how to run it, either. i bought this d bulldozer and started trying to figure it out. like even starting it was an adventure. >> jimmy: sure. >> how do you make it go? and running crap over. it's awesome, man! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you use it for anything other than nonsense? >> if i need something actually done with it, then i'll pay somebody to run the dozer. >> jimmy: i see. >> otherwise it's just like having a bad day or a good day, get on it and push some stuff. >> jimmy: have you ever combined the bulldozer and the flamethrower? [ laughter ] >> wow, that's a good idea. >> jimmy: there's something you maybe should think about. >> going to now.pi'm going to n. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're on tour now. how long have you been on tour? when did the tour start? >> only about two weeks ago. we started. and i don't tour that much anymore. part of the reason is because,

you know, we do so much work on "the voice," it's two seasons a year, every year. and so it's kind of limited me on how much i can tour. i've never been one of those guys that just hits the road for a long time anyway. but we only do like 18 tour dates a year. >> jimmy: right. and so this is it for you on "the voice"? you're almost done with "the voice"? >> kelly finally got me fired. [ laughter ] i wanted to announce that here on the show. kelly clarkson actually got me fired. >> jimmy: is that true? kelly had you ousted? >> nbc stands for nothing but clarkson. [ laughter ] she is on every late night show. she has the daytime show. >> jimmy: she displaced you. >> she is probably going to have one of these. >> jimmy: she'll probably have this one. >> probably so, yeah. >> jimmy: i better get a bulldozer. [ laughter ] does kelly have a bulldozer? >> she doesn't make it in country music. she's a pop star. [ audience moans ] she is a pop star. a nice electric vehicle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you feeling at all sad about that?

i know you and carson daly are very tight. you're not going to spend as much time together anymore. >> somebody asked me earlier, actually here, is carson upset that you're leaving "the voice"? and carson's upset about everything all the time anyways. he is the grumpiest guy. i used to think trace atkins was the grumpiest person i ever met. carson daly for sure. [ laughter ] the guy doesn't sleep. if you think about it. he is over here doing this, waking up with the "today" show, he still has the radio thing on the weekends. >> jimmy: if anything, you should take him on tour with you and give him a break, for god's sake. but you guys do the show together. >> we do "barmageddon." we're doing season two. we're super excited. [ cheers and applause ] thank you very much. >> jimmy: that's a fun show. >> it's brilliant. it's an art show, okay, you know what i'm saying? we have fun with it. it was actually just an idea that was born out of drinking backstage at "the voice." we were actually watching -- there is a show called "holy-moly."

>> jimmy: right, on abc. >> and we were watching that and how much more fun would that show be if they were drinking while they were doing it. you know? literally that's how we thought of barmageddon. >> jimmy: it's a mini golf show. you added alcohol to the mix, now you have your own deal. >> carson said to get you to commit to being on barmaggedon. right here on television. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: carson hasn't asked me. i would of course be happy. >> wouldn't that be great to have him on there? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i would like to do it. >> okay. >> jimmy: but here's my condition. we do one special episode where we drink so much that we throw up. and then it's titled barf-mageddon. just for that. [ laughter ] >> i love that. we'll do whatever it takes to get you there. >> jimmy: you're building a bar in las vegas right now. >> i didn't know that's your home. >> jimmy: that's my hometown. i grew up there. >> we're building there. and this is supposed to be finished by november. >> jimmy: so it will be done

july of next summer, something like that? things go faster in vegas than anywhere else. >> that's what i have heard too. because the last time i was there, there wasn't much happening. but they say it will be done by november. so y'all come on down to -- >> jimmy: to fabulous las vegas. [ applause ] your last day on "the voice" is coming up in two weeks? >> it premieres next week. so my last season of "the voice" is coming on. >> jimmy: your last season is coming on. >> i think the last show is towards the end of may or something. >> jimmy: and you'o sick of everything, right? >> oh my g. i mean, carson, kelly. we do have the two new coaches. we have niall and chance. our two new coaches. those kids, the kids have been fun to work with. >> jimmy: well, i hope they make it without you. wiout you there, the center of that show, for god's sake. >> no, they're screwed for sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you might as well take a flamethrower to the set when you leave. [ laughter ] >> i'm taking my chair with me,

mmit, that's for sure. >> jimmy: definitely, will you take the chair? >> i hope i can. i actually asked if i can take my chair with me. and i kind of got a look. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't get to take the chair? >> okay. i don't know. they'll probably make me buy it. >> jimmy: yeah, probably. well, whatever. it will be worth it. >> times are tough in network television, you know. >> jimmy: well, it's great to have you here. you can go see blake shelton live on his "back toss honky tonk tour." [ cheers and applause ] wherever you live, he is coming to see you. we'll be right back with coi leray. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the all-electric mercedes-benz lineup is here.

>> lou: the jimmy kimmel concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the all-electric mercedes-benz lineup is here. >> jimmy: thanks to michael b. jordan and blake shelton. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "players," coi leray. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah cus girls is players too

uh yeah yeah cus girls is players too ♪ keep playing, baby ♪ cus girls is players too getting money around the world cus girls is players too yeah yeah ♪ ♪ what you know about living on the top penthouse suites looking down on the ops ♪ took em for a test dre left em on the lot time is money so i spent it on a watch ♪ ♪ hold on ♪ ♪ showing thru the white tee you can see the thong busting out my tight jeans ♪ ♪ rocks on my finger like someone wife'd me got another shawty she ain't nothing like me ♪ ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ yeah cus girls is players too uh yeah yeah cus girls is players too ♪ ♪ keep on playing baby cus girls is players too getting money around the world cus girls is players too ♪ ♪ boy can do what you want ♪

♪ yeah cus girls is players too cus girls is players too ♪ getting money around the world cus girls is players too ♪ ♪ i go on and on and on again he blowing up my phone but i'm ignoring him ♪ ♪ he thinking he the one i got like four of him yeah i'm sitting first class like valedictorian uh ♪ ♪ came a long way from rag to riches five star yeah i taste so delicious ♪ ♪ let him lick the plate i make him do the dishes now he on the news talking cus she went missing ♪ ♪ sheesh ♪ ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have aood night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ if you don't know now you know if you broke then you gotta let him go ♪ ♪ you can have anybody enie-miney-moe cus when you a boss you can do what you want ♪ ♪ cus girls is players too and it's time we let them know that girls is players too ♪ ♪ cus girls is players too ♪ bouta catch another flight the

apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ bouta catch another flight the apple bottom make him wanna bite ♪ ♪ i just wanna have a good night i just wanna have a good night ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ ♪ hold up ♪ [ cheering and applause ]

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