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"american idol" when the losers would just line up and be mowed down by simon cowell? it's like that but without simon cowell. instead, you get people like senator john kennedy of louisiana who delighted the crowd with a series of homespun zingers so hilarious, he's taking his act on the road. >> tucks medicated pads presents senator john kennedy as you've always seen him before. the most hilarious, side-splitting louisiana government official of all-time. >> if you put president biden in charge of this sahara desert, he would run out of sand. >> senator kennedy takes no prisoners. >> kale tastes like i'd rather be fat. >> he isn't afraid to tell the truth. >> the truth is that to a bear, we all taste like chicken. >> bring the whole family to hear what "the new orleans times picayune" called "the folksy ramblings of a doddering old

woman." >> how do you sleep at night knowing that some people don't like you? and i tell them, with the fan on. >> from livdry overnight diapers for adults, the comedy event of the year, john f. kennedy. the "f" is for funny. >> we are going to have to get some new conspiracy theories. because all the old ones came true. >> safe step walk-in tubs presents "the senator john kennedy comedy tour," coming to a cracker barrel near you. >> i really like dogs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. thank you. that's what makes him special. tomorrow at cpac, donny kong junior takes the stage. [ laughter ] djtj has been lashing out at any republican who dares challenge daddy. including former speaker of the house, paul ryan, who found himself on the bad breath side of don jr.'s wrath. >> paul ryan will not be attending the republican national convention if trump is

the nominee, and no one gives a crap. literally no one. this guy is the guy on the -- [ laughter ] -- board of fox news, which explains a lot about the direction and some of the content out there, folks. this explains to me almost everything, frankly. [ laughter ] i know i haven't been invited on for six months -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he looks great. whatever he's doing is working. meanwhile, mike pence not only is the former vice poodle skipping cpac this year, he appears to be distancing himself even further from his former boss. >> the former president, if he is the nominee, would you support him? >> i think we'll have better choices. and i really trust republican voters. >> that's not a yes. in terms of supporting trump if he's running? >> i'm very confident we'll have better choices. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so "no." has anyone dodged more questions than mike pence? [ laughter ] i want to point out, this man was donald trump's vice president, and he wouldn't vote

for him. do you realize how unusual that is? it's like if macaroni said good-bye to cheese. [ laughter ] the white house today unveiled president biden's new cyber security plan. and while you might think letting joe biden spearhead cybersecurity makes about as much sense as asking grandpa to set up your xbox, he's not kidding around, he's going all-in. >> i'm joe biden, and i approve this message. howdy, kemo sabe! this is your pal, president joey baloney. some of the younger bucks around here have been telling me we got to beef up our security against the cyborgs. it's no joke, man. cyborgs and computers can be scary as all heck. when i was growing up, if a machine was causing trouble, you just found a crescent wrench and gave it a good whack. that gizmo would be humming again in no time. now the chinese are peering into your tricky tocks. someone from nigeria promising to increase the size of your johnny-doodle.

don't click them links, man, they're bad news. that's how cyborgs get into your youtubes. read the nuts and bolts of my plan. fire up the old ibm, type in "white house period go v sideways line" and something else -- hang on. oh, whoops. screen's on the fritz, must have pressed a whats-it or something. holy cow, i'm a cow! jill, help, get hunter jr. in here! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, we're in good hooves. things are not going swimmingly for future former congressman george santos. the house ethics committee today launched an official investigation into whether he broke the law. santos' office said he's "fully cooperating" with the investigation, which means he probably fled the country. [ laughter ] he's in guatemala right now. the investigation comes as rumors continue to swirl about the identity of his new campaign treasurer, andrew olson. nobody seems to know where or who andrew olson is. he hasn't responded to any attempts to contact him, the

address provided for him belongs to an apartment building that santos shared with his sister, she's moved. nobody who lives there seems to have heard of him. which is incredible. i mean, seriously. what if after all that, with the crazy lies and stories and grist, the many questions about where his money came, from his bogus resume -- what if after all that, with the attention of the whole country on george santos, he went ahead and made up a fake person to be his campaign treasurer? [ laughter ] i mean, oh, i'll say his name's andrew olson, he lives at my sister's place. [ laughter ] you almost have to hand it to him. it's pathological on a level none of us have experienced before. [ laughter ] it's like if i came out here and told you i was a labradoodle. [ laughter ] you're like, "you're not a labradoodle." and i was like, "woof." [ laughter ] and i kept barking until you gave me a treat. so now, a bipartisan group is investigating. in the entire history of the house of representatives, only five members have ever been expelled. three for supporting the confederate rebellion in 1861.

back then they used to expel yo [ laughter ] two who were convicted of bribery. but still, a lot of people think george santos is done. i don't know. i mean, the guy survived storming the beach at normandy, he can probably survive this. [ laughter ] marjorie taylor greene is not on the house ethics committee, she doesn't have any. [ laughter ] but she's been making the rounds of the right wing media to complain over and over and over again that she got heckled at dinner the other night, and also to continue her call for what she says is a "national divorce." >> you've seen me over the past week or so calling for a national divorce, because i really believe if we have states, red states and blue states, you know what, they can abolish their police, they can transition their children no matter how much i disagree with it, and they can have their wide-open borders, and we can secure our borders. we can protect our children. we can support our police officers. and we can be left alone, because we're fed up with these

people. we're sick and tired of them. >> jimmy: you know, marge and her husband just got divorced, now she thinks the whole country should split up too. [ laughter and applause ] how would that work, exactly? seriously, would alabama go move into an apartment? [ laughter ] i really want to know how she sees this divorce working. would we share custody of mississippi? [ laughter ] i think we should take her up on it, let her figure it out. [ laughter ] this is something. according to the u.s. patent office, ford, the automaker, considered building self-driving cars that can repossess themselves. about two years ago they filed a p patent to lay out a design for vehicles that could drive themselves back to the dealership if the customer doesn't pay his bill. [ laughter ] can you imagine getting evicted from your condo, you go outside and see your f-150 leaving you too? [ laughter ] [ applause ] it would make for some very weird country songs. that wasn't it, either. ford proposed a variety of punishments for car owners who

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what's the last book you read? >> oh, dear. honestly, i haven't read a book. >> the last book i read -- i actually don't remember. >> what was the last book you read? >> oh, good lord. um -- if it's not on the phone -- gosh. >> the last book i read, wow. i don't even remember it. like, it probably -- "to kill a mockingbird" pops in my head. >> what happened in that book? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's probably from high school. what book did i read? that's embarrassing. [ laughter ] >> what's the last thing you read? >> i don't know. this is bad. i'm sorry. [ laughter ] >> what's the last book i read? i don't read books. >> can you name a book?

>> uh -- not on top of my head. it's been so long. >> we'll wait. >> um -- [ laughter ] i can't remember. >> it's been a while but i've read, like, the first two books of the harry potter. >> why stop at book two? >> you can't stay there the whole time, do something else, come back to it, that's what i think. >> don't you wonder what happens to harry? >> i've seen the movies. harry lives, he's all right. >> the last book i read? "the history." >> what happened in that book? >> the -- the community. the -- the world. >> who wrote that book? >> um -- america?

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tonight, from the oscar-nominated movie "aftersun" oscar-nominated best actor paul mescal is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, she is a grammy award winner. her album "red moon in venus" rights tomorrow. kali uchis from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] nearly 40 years ago, our first guest cut loose, he kicked off his sunday shoes. now he's in a new movie directed with his multi-talented wife. it's called "space oddity." it opens in theaters and vod march 31st. please say hello to kevin bacon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how's it going? >> jimmy: how is your

multi-talented wife, kyra sedgwick? is she doing well? >> she's still multi-talented. she's excellent. she's home multi-talentedly making me dinner. >> jimmy: what's she making for dinner tonight, do you know? >> i don't -- i can't remember. i think it might be vegan bolognese. >> jimmy: take my mother home. my mother's a vegan now. >> i know, i heard. >> jimmy: how long have you been married? >> we've been married -- this year it will be 35 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a lot of years. that's good. >> that's a lot of years. yep. >> jimmy: it's weird when people clap for that, right? >> it is weird. >> jimmy: they're clapping because they're happy for you? >> yeah, i'm not really sure what that -- i mean, but people feel a tremendous amount of excitement. and everybody wants to ask us about the secret, which is something that i absolutely refuse to answer. >> jimmy: oh, but do you know what it is?

>> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't, okay, yeah. >> i don't. i tell you, look. marriage, let's face it, it doesn't work. [ laughter ] how many people stay married? nobody. >> jimmy: marriage -- especially actors getting married, it's like having a goldfish. you're lucky if it goes three years, right? [ laughter ] >> listen, okay. if i was to give some advice, i would say the one thing you don't want to do is take a celebrity's advice on how to stay married. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay, that's good. all right. it's kind of a cop-out, but it's good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you guys -- how old were you when you had kids? because that's when you're really married. >> we got pregnant on the honeymoon. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> and she was, i guess, 23? and i was 30. so when we had our son, trav, we were here in l.a. we live on the east coast, but he had to be born in l.a. because i was finishing up a movie called "tremors." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> had underground worms. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: kind of what a baby is, really, if you think about it. [ laughter ] >> you're right. you're right, and i had some dreams to that effect. [ laughter ] and we didn't know anything, man. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> nothing about raising a kid. we didn't know what we were doing. i mean, when i look at the videos, i felt like we really were children ourselves. >> jimmy: yeah. a hotel.now, we were staying at- it was the chateau marmont here in l.a., which at that time was one of the few hotels that would allow us to bring the dog. we had this giant dog, jane, with us. and we had rented a car. and -- i don't know, i was scattered. i wasn't really thinking. pulled up to the valet at the hotel. jumped out of the car. slammed the door. car's still running. keys in the car. windows up. baby still in the car. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> and -- and my little guy was i think 4 days old at the time. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so to say i lost my [ bleep ] would be the understatement. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and back in those days, i'm

sure nobody here is old enough to remember this, but there used to be these little triangular windows that were in certain cars that you would roll open to get a little bit of a draft. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't -- it was a design that made no sense at all. >> jimmy: yeah. >> why not just roll the window down? this was a thing. this amazing, heroic dude, it took him literally three seconds. he wrapped a towel around his fist, bam! right through that window. >> jimmy: who was the guy? >> he was the valet at the chateau marmont. >> jimmy: wow. punched through the window? >> punched through it, took it right out. i was like, wow, that's some superhero stuff right there. reached inside, bam. it literally took five seconds. >> jimmy: wow. >> probably wasn't the first jackass that did that, i'm thinking, right? >> jimmy: i don't know, i never heard of that before. [ laughter ] so maybe. but that is very quick thinking. how do you reward somebody for saving your child like that? edible arrangement? [ laughter ]

>> listen, you know -- to tell you the truth, i went back many, many years, and he was there. and i said, "do you remember this?" and he said, "yeah." you know, we laughed about it and stuff. but, i mean -- i would like to think i tipped him well. >> jimmy: but you don't remember? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you should have just given him the car. [ laughter ] i learned something -- >> it was rented. >> jimmy: -- about you today that i cannot get over. and i just -- it can't possibly be true. >> what? >> jimmy: that you were, when you were a kid, in a band called footloose? >> that's true. no, that is true. >> jimmy: how far before the movie "footloose"? >> okay, we're going back to, like, philly where i grew up. and i was probably about 15, i think. so i can't really do the math. "footloose," i was in my 20s when i made it. there was a band, i was playing in various bands at that point. i was playing percussion. and there was a singer whose name was chet brown. he was a soul singer. and he was probably -- i thought

of him as, like, an old guy, but he was probably 18 or something. >> jimmy: right. >> and i was in the backup band. and the name of the band was chet brown and footloose. and then he changed his name to jet brown and footloose. and he was great. was a great singer. and, you know, there was another guy that played in the band, a guy named steve. and i -- and he was a guy that archived everything, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. >> always kept the old tapes and stuff like that. and i said to him one time, i ran into him, "yeah, you know, remember when i used to play, wasn't that weird that i was playing in footloose?" he goes, "you didn't play in footloose, you were in the band lonely at the top, you were never in footloose." and i said, "swear to god i was, plus it's a great story and i want to tell it on jimmy kimmel." [ laughter ] "i want to make it look like he just brought it up, and i didn't think he was going to bring it up." >> jimmy: right. >> he said, "listen, i'm going to check the archives." and he got back to me.

>> jimmy: the archiver. >> yes. he said, "yes, i found a tape, and sure enough, you were listed as one of the players in footloose." >> jimmy: that's so crazy. [ applause ] now we go "footloose," whatever. but back then it was like, footloose and fancy free, that was the only time you heard footloose. >> exactly, i know, it's weird. >> jimmy: that is very weird, almost like it was destiny in some ways. now here you are in a movie directed by your wife which we're going to take a look at when we come back. the movie is called "space oddity." we'll be right back with kevin bacon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by orville redenbacher's microwave popcorn. movie night isn't complete without orville redenbacher. ♪ i've got a plan to which i'm sticking. ♪ ♪ my doc wrote me the script. ♪ ♪ box came by mail. ♪ ♪ showed up on friday. ♪ ♪ i screened with cologuard and did it my way! ♪ cologuard is a one-of-a kind way

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not selling. it will go to a developer. if we continue down that path, there will be no farms left. they'll have to import from halfway around the globe. no, we've got to hold on to our farms. this is our spot. it's our little corner of the world. and i'm not giving it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is kevin bacon in "space oddity" directed by kyra sedgwick, his bride. >> my bride. >> jimmy: you play a flower farmer? >> i do, yeah, yeah. it was great. i got to do the flower farming ride-along. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah, you know, they call it the ride-along. people play cops or firemen or

something, they have to go to boot camp or stuff. but this was, you know -- i had to drive a tractor, cut some nowers. where were we, rhode island. a beautiful flower farm in rhode island kyra found. we shot the movie. it was great. she's a great director. >> jimmy: i thought it was funny, she said that you were not her first choice for the role? [ laughter ] >> what? no, i don't know that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you really don't know it? >> no. where's my phone? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i actually have a quote right here. "i didn't offer my husband the part of the father at first. the actor who was supposed to do it fell out and i was like, hey, is there any world where you might consider doing this? kevin was like, i've been waiting for you to ask me." >> is that for real? >> jimmy: yeah, that's for real. >> who's the actor? >> jimmy: did you really not know there was another actor? >> no, but in that one i knew who it was. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe you weren't her first choice for husband either. [ laughter and applause ] >> i'll start to question everything.

i don't think i was. >> jimmy: it's going to be a very tense vegan bolognese tonight. [ laughter ] you, how about that. the title of the movie, "space oddity," obviously after the david bowie song. >> yeah. >> jimmy: great song. i played that song for my daughter, who's 8 years old, about three weeks ago. "you have to hear this song." we laid in the bedroom in the dark and listened to it, it's great. >> there's a wonderful brandi carlile cover of "space oddity" in the movie. brandi just kills it. >> that's great. >> yeah. love bowie. when i saw the name of the movie i thought, this is a -- it's so -- such a great name for what's going on in this film. also, i have a lot of fondness for david bowie musically, but also a really interesting thing happened. when i was directing a movie that kyra was producing called

"loverboy," a tiny little movie, we made it for just over $1 million -- >> jimmy: what year was this? >> probably about -- i'm so bad with years. maybe in the early 2000s. my daughter, sosie, who's an actress, was about 10 years old at the time. this was the first gig she ever got. i asked her to play kyra as a little girl in flashback. and in the scene, this kind of awkward little girl is supposed to perform something for her school. she decides to start singing "life on mars" which is an incredible david bowie song, a capella to her school group. everybody's like, this is so weird, this girl's so weird. sosie's exciting the hell out of it. it was in the script and i knew this movie of this size, trying to get the licensing for that song was going to be completely impossible. so i said to the writer, we can't shoot the david bowie song, we'll never get it. and she refused to take it out of the movie.

cut to, i'm at a party and david bowie is there. and i don't -- i don't, like -- actor, shmactor, i can meet any actor, it's not a big deal. when i meet my rock gods, i really -- i pee my pants. [ laughter ] it can be very overwhelming in a weird way. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but he was very nice, and he struck up a conversation with me. and he said, "you know what? i watched a lot of your movies to learn how to do an american accent." >> jimmy: come on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. yeah, and my jaw just dropped. if you can imagine. >> jimmy: wow. >> you can imagine. i was like -- bowie! [ laughter ] so i said, "listen." you know, "since i have you here." [ laughter ] "someday there may be a request coming across your desk, we're hoping to make this tiny little movie and there's a scene in it where a little girl is going to

sing 'life on mars' a capella. so if that does happen to fall into your lap, can you please show pity on us and give us a break on the cost?" and we got it for a song. >> jimmy: wow, you got a song for a song. [ applause ] how about that. >> i don't know, i don't know if he had anything to do with it or not -- >> jimmy: of course he had something to do with it. >> it was a great scene in the movie. >> jimmy: yeah, well, that's pretty great, that's fantastic. it's great to see you, thanks for coming. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: the movie's called "space oddity." it opens in theaters and video on demand starting march 31st. kevin bacon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with paul mescal! so cozy. how many rooms are in there? should we go check it out? yeah. we get to stay here all weekend! when you stay at a vrbo... i call doing the door code! ...the host doesn't stay with you. it looks exactly like the picture. because without privacy in your vacation home... it's a full log cabin guys. ...it isn't really a vacation...

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>> jimmy: music from kali uchis is on the way. you know our next guest from the popular hulu series "normal people." he played a people on that. now he's nominated for an oscar for best actor for his performance in the movie "aftersun." >> the only reason to sing is if you wanted to learn to sing. >> are you trying to tell me i can't sing? >> no, i'm saying no need to learn if it couldn't work. >> stop doing that. >> doing what? >> offering to pay for something when i know you don't have the money. ♪ >> okay, come on. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: "aftersun" is available digitally now. please welcome paul mescal. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to have you here. did i pronounce your name correctly? >> spot on. >> jimmy: i've been working on it all day. people want to say "mez-cal." >> it's cooler and i should probably adapt, but i'm stuck with it. >> jimmy: you could be like paul tequila. >> mezcal is mezcal. >> jimmy: make the switch before the oscars. >> i'm doing it now, i'm changing it to mezcal as of now. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: guillermo's happy. >> guillermo: yeah, i'm happy. mezcal. >> jimmy: by the way, i want to tell you something. today we have a meeting, talk about the guests on the show. one of the guys is like, "is paul like popular with the ladies?" my wife's like, "yes, yes." i was like, "all right with the

head, would you calm down already?" then sure enough, there's young ladies here that brought your -- >> hey, yeah. >> jimmy: they brought the book from "normal people." [ applause ] i don't know why they brought the book. you didn't write that book? >> i didn't write that book. >> jimmy: you're on the show. did you read the book? >> many times. >> jimmy: many times, okay, all right. that's something, i guess. >> yeah. i mean -- thank you for bringing the book. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, that young actor who plays your daughter in the movie -- >> yes. >> jimmy: she's just great. >> she's insane. >> jimmy: what is her name? >> frankie corio. she's going to take over the world. >> jimmy: she'd never been in anything before this, right? >> no, first film. >> jimmy: how old was she? >> 11 when we shot, 12 now. it's just -- getting to -- it's like the weird thing of working -- they say don't work with kids or animals. [ laughter ] i mean, i can only say that working with kids is great. >> jimmy: you had fun? >> i had -- you never expect --

it's the weird thing of, like -- as an adult, you never really get to hang out with kids who aren't your cousins. >> jimmy: yeah, your nephews. >> we were working so closely together. it was the last thing that i was expecting was to become friends with a 12-year-old. >> jimmy: you've continued to -- like a friendship relationship with her? >> yeah, we're really close now. she messaged me the other day when i presented with zendaya, she's like, "you presented with a goddess." i got lots of brownie points. >> jimmy: she was excited. >> very, very. >> jimmy: is she excited about the oscars? does she know any of this stuff? >> she's kind of playing it cool. "yeah, you're going over for the oscars, that's really cool, but when am i going to see you next?" >> jimmy: i see. that's nice. >> yeah, she's yate. >> jimmy: who will you bring to the oscars with you? >> my mom's coming with me. [ applause ] >> jimmy: your mom, okay. >> clap for mom. she's great. she's so excited. >> jimmy: did she pick out a dress yet? >> she has. >> jimmy: did you help her with that? >> no, i wouldn't trust myself with that.

there's more important people to decide what she should wear. >> jimmy: do you have to worry about your mother? >> i do. >> jimmy: mingling? >> it's not so much mingling. she's really good at that. it's more so when anybody -- so she came with me, her and my dad came to the baftas. any time anyone would mention their partner or loved ones in a speech or got remotely emotional, she would just go, whoosh. >> jimmy: really? >> i was like -- my mother is one of the most spectacular women in the world, but it's -- the pressure of, like -- you don't know these people, mum. [ laughter ] like, she would cry watching, like, the kardashians at home. >> jimmy: i see, she would. >> that's where she's -- >> jimmy: wow, you have the kardashians out there too. >> my mom has it, yeah. >> jimmy: holy cow, that's really spread like a virus. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you got a lot of fellow irishmen at the oscars this year. i mean, it's like -- i think 30% of the nominees are from ireland. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you know each other?

>> we know each other by, like -- not really, but now it's kind of like -- awards season is kind of -- >> jimmy: brought you together? >> brought us together. i knew martin mcdonagh, getting to know colin and brandon and carrie -- it's bananas, there's so many of us. >> jimmy: there are. >> like all of the irish actors. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, it's weird. yeah, you were at the baftas, no american's even allowed to come to the show. [ laughter ] >> yeah, maybe next year. sorry. >> jimmy: yet i doubt it, really. >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: through all this, all this craziness, being nominated for an oscar, which obviously is something you didn't expect was going to happen, you've been doing a play in london. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now because you're nominated, are people paying special attention to the play, are celebrities coming to visit you at the play? >> it's been -- yeah, it's been pretty -- pretty starry backstage. we had a -- nicole kidman came to the play. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. it was pretty cool.

>> jimmy: how does that work? does she come before or after the show? >> it works as in somebody in the cast spots them in the audience, like holy -- >> jimmy: you didn't know? >> no, i didn't know she was in. then she came backstage, i'm was sharing a dressing room with ralph and eduardo. we're getting changed, we're in our underwear. i am not even lying, this happened. [ laughter ] we hear a knock on the door, we thought it was the stage manager. i open the door, nicole kidman. standing there in sweaty underwear. [ laughter ] then you think the next smart step is, put on some trousers. but there's something incredibly undignified about the act of -- [ laughter ] it's not like a look you want to be -- >> jimmy: not to nicole kidman for sure, exactly. >> exactly. you half pull on your trousers, chatting about the play. "thanks for coming." the door shuts and you're turning to each other like, what the hell just happened? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. when nicole kidman is in her

seat during a play, is she talking to the screen about the magic of film? [ laughter and applause ] >> very good. >> jimmy: or is that just for the thing? >> i think that's just for the thing. yeah. >> jimmy: do you have a speech prepared for the oscars? >> i -- i mean -- i should prepare one just -- just in case. because i had to give a speech before where i wasn't expecting it and ended up just -- >> jimmy: oh, you -- >> saying words that made no sense. i winged it. >> jimmy: at the very least you need to write down a list of the people that you want to mention. >> yes. >> jimmy: if you forget somebody, then they tell you, "don't worry, you can go to the thank you cam" and it's online for 11 people to see. >> no, i want to thank the -- if it happens, thank the people that deserve to be thanked. >> jimmy: yeah. should we thank them now, just in case? >> just in case, thanks, mom. >> jimmy: mom? >> that's it, yeah. >> jimmy: dad doesn't get a mention? >> oh, yeah. thanks, mom and dad. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: poor dad. >> yeah, poor dad. [ applause ] >> jimmy: dad doesn't get to come to the show? >> dad is coming, but i think he's sitting up in the nose bleed seats. >> jimmy: really? >> it's pretty savage. you get one person. mom had it, like, locked down for a long time. >> jimmy: well, yeah, i mean, sure. you came out of her. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, you came out of him too, technically. [ laughter ] it's a real nesting egg situation. >> i mean, i think -- one involves more pain. >> jimmy: for sure. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, i hope so. [ laughter ] >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: well, we've covered a lot of territory. >> covered -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i look forward to seeing you at the oscars. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and congratulations. that's just fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] very well deserved. the movie if you haven't seen it, it's called "aftersun." it's on digital platforms now. paul mescal, everybody. we'll be back with the kali uchis. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: thanks to kevin bacon and paul mescal. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first, this is her album. it's called "red moon in venus." here with the song "moonlight," kali uchis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i just wanna get high with my lover veo una muñeca cuando ♪ ♪ miro en el espejo kiss kiss looking dolly i think i may go out tonight ♪ ♪ i just wanna ride get high in the moonlight i just wanna get high ♪ ♪ with my lover veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo ♪ ♪ kiss kiss looking dolly i think i may go out tonight ♪ ♪ i just wanna ride get high in the moonlight ♪ ♪ forget the small talk the surface level ain't much that ♪ ♪ i care for putting on my lip gloss ♪

♪ i saw you stare from my peripheral yeah ♪ ♪ baby it's been a hell of a day but i know a place ♪ ♪ we can escape find out how it feels to let go of ♪ ♪ everything be free when you're here with me ♪ ♪ i just wanna get high with my lover veo una muñeca cuando ♪ ♪ miro en el espejo kiss kiss looking dolly i think i may go ♪ ♪ out tonight i just wanna ride get high in the moonlight ♪ ♪ i just wanna get high with my lover veo una muñeca cuando ♪ ♪ miro en el espejo kiss kiss looking dolly i think i may go out ♪ ♪ tonight i just wanna ride get high in the moonlight ♪ ♪ there's nothing like peace of mind and you take the time to ♪ ♪ make sure that i'm okay i know i can put stress on your brain ♪ ♪ you still love me put no one above me ♪

♪ you always go out of your way to show me that ♪ ♪ i'm your priority find out how it feels to let go of everything ♪ ♪ be free when you're here with me ♪ ♪ i just wanna get high with my lover veo una muñeca cuando ♪ ♪ miro en el espejo i just wanna get high with my lover ♪ ♪ kiss kiss looking dolly i think i may go out tonight ♪ ♪ i just wanna ride get high in the moonlight i just wanna get hig ♪ ♪ with my lover veo una muñeca cuando miro en el espejo ♪ ♪ high with my lover kiss kiss looking dolly i think i may go ♪ ♪ out tonight i just wanna ride get high in the moonlight ♪ ♪ get higher with you get higher and higher with you ♪ ♪ let's go to the moon and leave behind all that how does it feel ♪ ♪ here by my side getting higher and higher under the moonlight's glow ♪

♪ there's nowhere we won't go together go higher ♪ ♪ and higher oooh ♪ ♪ oooh ♪ thank you. [ cheers and applause ]

today vanished college student disappears after a party that's every parent's worst nightmare. newly released video showing the man who was the last to see her alive. some of the things are telling us aren't adding