>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth rogen, rachel zegler, and music from sunny war. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. welcome, welcome. thank you very much. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and for coming andal the clapping and everything. happy pi day. it's 3/14, which is -- i think pi day was the first date-based holiday.

now we have 4/20 for smoking weed, may the fourth is "star wars" day, 8/17 is jeffrey dahmer day. [ laughter ] you get that, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, yes. >> jimmy: explain it to us, go ahead. >> guillermo: i'm not sure, jimmy. [ laughter ] i know about taco tuesday. >> jimmy: you know about taco tuesday? jeffrey dahmer, 8/17 acquaintances. that's the joke. [ laughter ] are you glad i explained it? and he ate them on taco tuesday. made tacos out of them. [ rim shot ] and then we've got easter coming up. in 3 1/2 weeks. by the way, there's an easter controversy gently boiling. peta, the animal rights organization, has asked the white house to stop using eggs in their annual easter egg roll. [ laughter ] which would just be a -- i don't know what -- is it possible that peta is a false flag operation designed to make liberals look ridiculous? [ laughter ] peta is asking the bidens to use "plastic eggs, wooden eggs, or

even lovely painted rocks" this year instead. [ laughter ] that's a good idea. a big pile of rocks outside the white house. just in case there's another insurrection or something. somebody wants to speak their mind. why they are focused on this, i have no idea, when the bigger issue is the fact that the white house on easter is testing eyeshadow mascara on a bunny. [ laughter ] is this an easter egg roll or "rupaul's drag race"? i don't know. [ cheers ] and the white house isn't the only one getting it from peta. the group is apparently also unhappy that we had a donkey at the oscars sunday night. we had jenny, the emotional support donkey, from "the banshees of inisherin." on the show. and they wrote -- they posted, "shake on jimmy kimmel and the oscars using this donkey as a prop. jenny the donkey needs emotional support, she's not an actor." [ laughter ] "imagine the stress she feels being forced on stage." i don't have to imagine, i was under stress too.

why are they on my case? in the movie, they killed the damn thing. [ laughter ] i spent a lot of time with jenny, whose real name is dominic, and he seemed pretty chill to me. everybody was petting him. he was eating snacks. let me tell you something. if i could get a job eating carrots and getting stroked by jamie lee curtis, i'd be very interested. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'd be very happy to take that. and by the way, this is the kind of thing we should be focused on in this country. according to the fbi, americans lost $10.3 billion dollars on internet scams last year. and that doesn't even count those trump digital trading cards. [ laughter ] there are all kinds of scams out there going on. one guy, this is a crazy story, spent all his money on what he thought was a thriving online business. turned out to be twitter. his name is elon musk. [ laughter ] scammers are increasingly preying on a lot of people, but especially older people. and it's become such an issue the white house is taking action. >> i'm joe biden, and i approve this message. hey, sports fans.

it's your old pal, bazooka joe! it's my job to warn you about getting bamboozled by your laptop. take from it hunter, those deals are more trouble than a monkey in a mailbox. if you get an email, a telegram, fax, or snapplechat from some fellow begging you for quick cash, hold your horses. it might be some kind of matchstick man trying to flimflam you for extra scratch, jack. a couple weeks ago, i got one of these emails, says it was from my buddy hector who needed $850 to buy some oipt many for his thing ga ba bob. i sent him down to the western union, and guess what, i got goldfish. i never saw hector or that $850 again. so be careful. it's like i always say, give a hoot, don't compute. [ laughter ] oh, look, it's a text mail from hector. "dear friend, i'm writing to you because my alpaca, darren, is

gravely ill. i need $600 for his kidney transplant." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: man oh man, hector can't catch a break. speaking of scam artists, congressman george santos today filed paperwork to run for a second term in 2024. oh, i figured there would be applause, no? [ laughter ] how is he running for a second term? he hasn't even been kicked out of his first term yet. lash lash laugh wlav test meanwhile donald trump is finally accepting responsibility for the deadly violence he incited on january 6th. just kidding, he's blaming it on mike pence. [ laughter ] trump said that since pence refused to help him overturn the election, he, quote, "in many ways deserves blame for what happened at the capitol." [ laughter ] which is the presidential equivalent of, "if the teller had just put the money in the bag, everybody would have made it home safe." [ laughter ] he said if mike pence hadn't refused to overturn the election, "you wouldn't have had

'january 6th' as we call it." right. that's what the calendar calls it too. what do other people call it? december 37th? i don't think so. [ laughter ] listen, mike pence can be blamed for a lot of things. like shampooing with white-out. [ laughter ] but he didn't cause january 6th. they tried to hang him on january 6th. i have to say, i can't wait to see pence debating donald trump. it's going to be like elmo versus cocaine bear. [ laughter ] trump has been making little attack videos on truth social. i think he's trying to get truth social going. what i like about these videos, he always wraps them them up with a moment of thanks. >> we have to take back the white house, or our country is doomed. thank you very much. [ laughter ] our country is going to hell. and we're going to turn it back into greatness for america. thank you very much. [ laughter ] under my leadership, this madness will end. thank you very much. [ laughter ] our country is going to hell.

we're going to make america great again. thank you. what a shame, what a shame, what a shame. thank you. [ laughter ] people don't want fake news. thank you very much. [ laughter ] taking a competence test would be a good thing. thank you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, you're welcome, i guess. say what you like about him, he's very polite. trump right now is mad at fox news because he found out everybody on air there was sending texts calling him an idiot after the election. so they've been sycophanting it up even more than usual lately. [ laughter ] this morning, "fox & friends" attempted to appease orange julius caesar with some positive poll numbers. [ laughter ] >> he also is on a bit of a roll. since he went and visited east palestine, stopped having lunch with white supremacists, had a very disciplined message, he's got 73% approval rating among republicans with high school degrees or below.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: mostly below. [ laughter ] he's absolutely crushing among voters who cannot tie their own shoes, it's amazing. [ laughter ] trump has been taking shots at governor ron desantis, the republican candidate he obviously fears the most. desantis is governor of the sunshine state where there is always something interesting happening as evidenced by our ongoing feature "this week in florida." >> the sponge docks in tarpon springs is a popular tourist attraction. today the lights were off at one of the businesses, the we spy coffee shop, where an employee is accused of doing just that, spying on and recording male customers using the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you know, it says it right on the sign. would you go into a "we sneeze on the cakes bakery"? no! [ laughter ] that's on you. i have to say, i don't know about you.

i haven't caught up with daylight saving time. didn't we get rid of that? why do we still have daylight saving time? i don't know. paragraph paragraph [ laughter ] 7s i was so tired this morning. an hour is a lot. they had an expert on the "today show" to explain how setting the clocks ahead can have a negative effect on our health. i want you to pay very close attention to what this expert says, especially when she uses the word "clock." >> there's no argument we need to get rid of changing the cocks. it's difficult for the internal cock in our brain. there's a cock in your brain. the strongest setter of that cock is the sun. the sun comes up in the morning, that's how that cock is set. that cock maintains all the rhythms for waking and sleeping -- >> jimmy: i've been speaking english my entire life. i never knew it was a silent "l." i had no idea. [ laughter ] we have fun. we've got a fun show for you tonight. from "shazam: fury of the gods," rachel zegler is with us. [ cheers and applause ]

a very talented artist from nashville, her name is sunny war. and the man responsible for destroying steven spielberg's family. seth rogen is here. [ cheers and applause ] but first, every once in a blue moon, we take time out to ponder the questions nobody bothered to ask. with that said, it's time for "three ridiculous questions" with our friend, nicole byer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: what's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? >> it was that you ate a sesame seed bun, like on a hamburger, and one of those seeds would plant in your stomach, and that's where babies came from. >> jimmy: they don't? >> yes, and my mother just let me repeat that to people because she thought it was funny. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how would you go about

robbing a bank if all you had was a bag of apples? >> okay, go up to the teller, "this is already filled with money from this bank, give me more." >> jimmy: kind of just a continuation of a previous robbery they didn't know about? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: what do you think is the worst thing about being a magician? >> i don't know. do you think magicians get laid? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. i think so. >> yeah? >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. >> jimmy: you want to see a magic trick? >> yes. do you know one? >> jimmy: we'll use the cap from this bullet. keep an eye on it. there we go. oh, look at that, it's in your ear. >> i really don't know how you did that. that's practically something. >> jimmy: are you feeling you want to have sex with me now? [ laughter ] >> 92. >> jimmy: i guess they don't. >> do you think they're married? i'll make love to your wife. >> jimmy: i'll make her disappear. >> a very funny thing to say to a woman. >> jimmy: to my wife. >> to your wife. disappearing! >> jimmy: perfect.

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, her new movie is called "shazam: fury of the gods." rachel zegler is with us. then later, she's from nashville. her album is called "anarchist gospel." sunny war from the mercedes benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, visiting us here in hollywood for the first time, we really cleaned up the place, too. mr. david letterman will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and dominique fishback, too. our first guest is a wildly successful actor, writer, director, and ceramicist with a very funny memoir, which is now

in paperback for those of you who were too cheap to buy the hard one. it's called "yearbook." please say hello to seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: seth, i don't know what's going on, you've become very handsome and very stylish over the last ten years. >> i don't know what happened either, it's weird. i look at it, like wow, i really pulled something off here, i don't know what that is. >> jimmy: really putting it all together. i was talking to a couple in the audience. they are here from australia. >> oh, yeah, them, yeah. >> jimmy: and they are going to las vegas. they're on their honeymoon right now. >> cool. >> jimmy: they're going to see cirque du soleil. >> are you going to do shrooms? [ laughter ] if you need them, i can sell you some. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i was kind of getting at.

did you have fun at the oscars? >> i did have fun at the oscars. you were great, you were hilarious. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for being so good-humored. you were sitting with steven spielb spielberg, which i love that whole thing, the why of the two of you together. >> that's weird. >> jimmy: it is weird. i asked you what you were on at the oscars. you seemed to -- you said nothing? >> i mean, enough to get me through. it's a long show, yeah. but then -- there's a lot of parties afterwards. that's where i kicked it up a notch, a small notch. >> jimmy: i see. >> you don't want to get too messed up. there's a lot of powerful people at these events and these parties. jeff bezos is there, you don't want to get too [ bleep ] and alienate jeff bezos. that guy owns a spaceship. you don't want to piss anyone off on owns a spaceship. >> jimmy: i should have learned that, but i don't think i did. >> once you're spaceship rich, you look out for that mother [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is your -- as far

as steven spielberg goes, is your relationship as it appears? it appears that you guys have, like, an almost familial relationship now. >> we do. he really, really -- we got along very, very, very well. yeah, the day after the oscars he was literally texting me pictures he took of me and my wife and john williams sitting behind him. all night he was turning around, taking pictures. he's like a father in that he loves me and he's in complete denial about how much weed i smoke. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really?phe doesn't wa it? >> i don't bring it up that much. people make jiks. >> jimmy: is that the only person you're self-conscious about that in front of? >> yeah, pretty much, wow, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. did you ever try to get him to try it? >> no, never, never. >> jimmy: no. >> he talked about it. obviously he'll joke about it and stuff like that. but 92, he -- i don't want to be the guy who would break steven spielberg's [ bleep ] brain, you know what i mean? [ laughter ]

that's a heavy burden. that's the last thing i need. to do that. >> jimmy: it would be a feather in your cap in some ways. >> i got a -- "and i ended cinema as we know it." yeah, i don't need to do that. >> jimmy: after the show, you said you went to the party. which party did you go to? >> i went to the "vanity fair" party. that's the one i was invited to. and, you iowa, it was fun. i hung out -- yeah, i smoked some weed with meg thee stallion and her brother, that was a good time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she was with her brother, sylvester thee stallion? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: you did? do you know them? >> no. i'd never met them before that night. >> jimmy: who approached who? >> she approached me. and she was adamant that i would get along with her brother. someone backstage told me that she doesn't have a brother. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> now i'm confused about this whole thing. i don't know what i did that night.

her brother?d you get along wit- >> he was -- yeah, we really did hit it off, which is what's unfortunate, because he might not exist, from what i'm hearing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's like -- to the point where -- did you exchange phone numbers? >> i did get his number. >> jimmy: you did, how? that's crazy. maybe you, him, and steven will get together. >> i hope so. travis, call me. yeah. >> jimmy: what was the first award show you ever went to? >> what's funny is the first award i ever went to was in 2003. so 20 years ago. i went to the evian awards, more commonly known as the movie awards. i was helping write a movie about a porn star, which never got made. we all went to the porn awards together in las vegas, nevada. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. if you thought the is a oscars were long in the porn awards are [ bleep ] 5 1/2 hours long.

because there is so many categories. they give, to their credit, you think the oscars -- they give -- it's like," all-girl anal scene." "outdoor anal scene." "indoor anal scene." "living room anal scene." "swimming pool anal scene." [ cheers and applause ] truly, it's absolutely remarkable. it's genuinely remarkable. and it's a lot like the is on and these other awards shows. they're like -- i thought this was so funny. it's like, if the host references someone, they cut to them in the audience. >> jimmy: right. >> to show you made fun of me, cut to me in the audience, stuff like that. they do that at the porn awards. every time they cut to someone in the audience, if it was a woman, she'd pull her boob out and start licking her nipple. [ laughter ] every single time. like every time you cut to bill

nyey, he pulled his nuts out and started jiggling them around. it was very obligatory. it didn't seem that sexy. oh, you're going to cut to me? i'm going to pull it out, it's what the people want. and the speech. the other thing that left an impression on me is the speeches were very emotional. >> jimmy: oh. >> like genuinely emotional. >> jimmy: for real? >> for real. real emotion. and then i also remember thinking, though, honestly, they deserve it. no one is working harder for these awards. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're right. >> than these porn stars. >> jimmy: you're right. >> like, seriously. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're right. >> i mean, honestly. brendan fraser worked hard? "the whale." you call me when he [ bleep ]s the whale. [ laughter ] i thought -- i've got another one. i love the cast of "everything everywhere all at once." you call me when they [ bleep ] everything, everywhere, all at

once. >> jimmy: i will call you. [ cheers and applause ] >> is there more? there might be more. we can probably do more if we really think about it. >> jimmy: were you guys disappointed that you did not win? >> i was a little -- honestly -- well, it was insult to injury. i went there with "the fabelmans" which i was honored to be there with and we kept lieu losing to "all quiet on the western front." i'm here with the most jewish movie ever and we keep losing to these [ bleep ] germans! [ laughter and applause ] over and over and over again! i think that's a hate crime. that might be a hate crime. >> jimmy: you might be right, yeah. >> i haven't googled that, i would look that up. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. seth rogen is here. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with seth rogen. this is his paperback edition of his autobiography, "yearbook." memoir? >> funny stories. a lot of biographies, memoir -- those seem lofty, i would say. >> jimmy: sometimes i have to read these books and i wish i didn't. with yours i pishlged it up and i could not put it down. there's so many funny stories. >> thank you. i wanted to make a book that was honestly funny first and foremost. like, i get it, i don't think i've led a life that is wildly

interesting or insightful. but i thought, if i could make a book that genuinely made people laugh really, really hard, then i -- >> jimmy: did you read it aloud to people after you wrote it to see if the jokes were playing? or did you just assume they would be? >> no, i would just go through my own process of poring over every word with self-hatred and loathing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> until i felt it was good enough to release to the world, yeah. >> jimmy: did you -- are you like a hard cover or paperback kind of guy? did you add anything to the paperback or subtract anything? >> i didn't. there's a whole chapter about my interactions with kanye west. i wrote the chapter maybe they years ago. i did not update it. but in retrospect, maybe i would have been a little harder on him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there he is. oh, yeah, right, because you kind of -- you said you think he's, you know -- >> i let him off the hook a little easy. but that was before, you know, he said he hated jewish people. [ laughter ] just shows how personally i take it.

i let him get away with a lot of crazy [ bleep ], i'm like, he's cool. then jews, i'm like, [ bleep ] this guy. [ cheers and applause ] i didn't change it. you know. history will show i was pretty easy on him. >> jimmy: do you think kanye saw "the fabelmans"? >> no! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe that could change his whole perspective on the whole deal. >> exactly, yeah. >> jimmy: there are a lot of great stories about a lot of famous people. you never -- are you ever concerned about the aftermath, running into these people afterwards? you don't seem like you are in general. >> uh -- i mean -- [ laughter ] i don't know. a little bit, maybe. are you -- have famous people ever come up to you -- >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> "hey, funny man" -- >> yeah, yeah. a very angry fred savage one time, a long time ago, yeah. >> i hear that's just kind of

how he is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, there you go. now you're going to have an angry fred savage. no, but we wound up mending fences. but yeah, he was very upset with me at one time. and it does happen from time to time. people get upset. >> yeah. i have had a few people mad at me over the years. i've honestly made so many jokes about people that i forget the jokes i made at them, and they're mad at me for things i genuinely have no recollection of, which has happened a number of times, i get a text from a random celebrity, [ bleep ] you, man. i'm like, i literally don't know what this is possibly about. i'm always, "so sorry, just a joke!" but i have no idea what it is, generally. >> jimmy: that's one of the great things about smoking so much weed, you can really use that as an excuse for almost anything. >> it's wearing -- i clearly am pretty lucid most of the time so it's wearing thin. i dress too nicely to use it as an excuse. >> jimmy: now that you're in corduroy, it's a lot harder. [ laughter ] do you remember the first time you hung out, like in a group, with famous people that made an

impression on you? >> yeah, actually. and -- i'll actually never -- it was, you know, when i first moved to l.a. i was 16 years old. and i started kind of writing 17 and 18 years old.when i was - and i had no money. i was broke. >> jimmy: who did you write gor back then? do you remember? >> i would help judd, i would write -- garry shandling was hosting the emmys and i wrote jokes for garry shandling. >> jimmy: who asked you to do that? >> judd asked me to help out writing jokes. i'd get to be in these rooms with these amazing comedians. one of the first cool experiences i had, i went to judd's birthday party with garry shandling. we went to dinner at the ivy, which is the most expensive restaurant in the known universe. >> jimmy: yeah, it's expensive. >> it's really -- i had no money. and so i didn't want to order anything too expensive because i couldn't pay for it. i remember i ordered a side salad. and everyone else at the dinner is ordering drinks and truffle pasta and all this [ bleep ].

and i'm just like, i'm just going to sit here and eat my side salad. then at the end of the meal, the waiter brings the check, and judd or gary or someone is like, "we all just split it." and i was like, i have no money. [ laughter ] i remember i ended up paying like $300 for my side salad. that i did not have. and it's clearly pissed me off that it's 24 years later. [ laughter ] i still remember it. >> you never forget stuff like that. [ applause ] >> never forget it. >> jimmy: one time i was at the ivy eating dinner, and i came out and this car pulls up. the door opens. and this special that night was meatloaf. and the door opens. and this man gets out. and it is, indeed, the singer meatloaf. [ laughter ] and he approaches me and embraces me. i'd not met him before. but he was very nice, very friendly. all i could say to him was, "wait till you hear what the special is."

[ laughter and applause ] >> i got a funny petty loaf story. >> jimmy: oh, great. >> yeah. i don't know why -- you can cut this if you want. >> jimmy: no, we don't cut meatloaf, we eat it whole. >> we eat meatloaf. rest in pace. >> jimmy: rest in peace, that's right, i made this movie, "sausage party," years ago. [ cheers and applause ] and in it there's a scene where, like, i would do anything for love is playing. like, we realized, like oh, meatloaf sings "i would do anything for love." it's a movie about food that talks. we should have there be a meatloaf, you cut to a scene, "i would do anything for love." in order to do that, we had to get the legal sign-off of meatloaf, the guy, to do a cartoon representation of him as a meatloaf. [ laughter ] so the question became, how are we going to pitch this to meatloaf? and i was like, i'll call meatloaf and explain it to him. and so i got meatloaf's number.

and so there was a time i was supposed to call, like 2 transacti: 30 on a friday. finally meatloaf answers. "huh, what, huh?" "meatloaf, it's seth rogen." "you woke me up from a nap." i'm like, bad start. [ laughter ] then he goes, "why are you calling, seth?" look, meatloaf." he goes," call me meat." [ laughter ] which is a weird thing to be commanding. [ laughter ] so i was like, "okay, meat." and then, "why are you calling?" so i explain. "look, meat, i have this film called sausage party, in it, food talks, there's a scene where ear using one of your songs, we thought it would be funny if we cut to a meatloaf singing the song as your name is meatloaf, the food, meatloaf is

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, we're back. we have music from sunny war on the way. our next guest played maria in steven spielberg's "west side story." she is a future snow white and one of the title titans in "shazam: fury of the gods." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome rachel zegler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's great to have you

here. >> it's so nice to be here. >> jimmy: do you know seth rogen because of your steven spielberg connection? >> everyone assumes once you do a spielberg movie, you know the shark from "jaws," you know them personally. >> jimmy: utah"e.t." is a frien >> we had a funny twitter exchange, the official amblin twitter tweet tweeted out something about seth and "west side story." they capitalized all of "west side story" made it look like it was a casting announcement. >> jimmy: like seth was in "west side story"? >> the movie had been in the can for months. he tweeted back, doesn't it look like that? i was like, maybe we recast riff and he's doing it now. >> jimmy: he would have been great in "west side story." >> i think he would have been a really strong anita. [ laughter ] question should give him the chance. >> jimmy: he does look like an anita. that's something else, how about that. yeah, not -- you're not part of the hanging out with steven gang

now? >> no, i guess not. >> jimmy: do people call you maria on the street? >> boy, do they. >> jimmy: that's great. that's got to be delightful. >> they sing to me. >> jimmy: oh. >> all the time. >> jimmy: oh my god, really? >> yeah. i had an instance, i was here a couple of weeks ago to do press for "shazam." the entire -- we went out to dinner. i walked to the ladies' room. there was a man coming out of the men's room. he looked at me and he just w went -- ♪ i just kissed a girl named maria ♪ i said, "we need to leave." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he ruined your applebee's dining experience? [ laughter ] >> it was actually a chili's. >> jimmy: wow, that's no good, yeah. >> no. >> jimmy: people have a hard time sometimes because they're not prepared to see you. just as you're not prepared to see them. >> exactly. >> jimmy: then weird things pop out of your heads. >> there's no line, there's no filter, it's gone. >> jimmy: yeah, no. >> and covid made it worse. >> jimmy: do you feel covid made

it worse? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why? >> i feel a lot of us lost our social skills a get. >> jimmy: we got out of practice in a lot of ways. >> they're looking at me at their screen. >> jimmy: that is a weird thing, too. >> i'm sure you get that a lot. >> jimmy: i get that. sometimes people explain why they haven't been watching the show. [ laughter ] >> you're like -- >> jimmy: you could just lie. i'm okay with a little bit of lying. it would be perfectly fine. >> they don't sing to you? >> jimmy: no, rarely does anyone sing to me, it almost never happens. >> you're missing out. >> jimmy: i'm glad nobody sings to me, that's for sure. "west side story" was your first movie, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: and you -- i mean, this is a crazy job to have. had you had jobs before? >> surprisingly, right? because i was 17 when i did "west side story." i was a wedding singer. i worked at a church. i was a wedding singer, a funeral singer, i sang at masses, i did everything through the church. >> jimmy: wow, you do, you'd

sing the first cans? >> it was the masses. i worked for the catholic church. it was one of those things where -- >> jimmy: i used to do that when i was -- i was an altar boy and we loved weddings and funerals because we got $10 for it. [ laughter ] >> i did get paid. i was paying taxes at 14. >> jimmy: really? you got paid more than $10, i would imagine, for singing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what songs did you sing in the church?p>> obviousl be a secular song, it has to be approved by the church. there were only about three of them that i was allowed to sing that were not from the hymnals. >> jimmy: do you remember what they were? >> i do. i wish i could forget. [ laughter ] there was one that i thought was especially hilarious, the wedding song from "twilight" was on the roster. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> if you wanted "a thousand years by christina perry," we were going to sing it for you. >> jimmy: i do like that song. vampires and church -- >> a vampire wedding song at

church. >> jimmy: they probably didn't know, probably just read the lyrics, this checks out, no problem. >> i'll be with you a thousand years, a thousand year, the sanctity of marriage. put it in the mass. >> jimmy: what were the other ones? >> i did sing "sunrise, sunset" from "the fiddler on the roof. >> jimmy:." >> jimmy: a weird one for the catholic church. >> a rabbi presiding and a pastor. a song called "the wedding song." and it also was called "there is love." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, captain and tennille. >> captain and tennille. >> jimmy: right, it's a dreadful song, isn't it? >> it's practically funial march-y. >> jimmy: it's a tough one. and tennille only got married - for tax purposes. [ laughter ] there's no romance there whatsoever. their accountant was like, "you guys should probably get married." >> i rest my case. >> jimmy: well, there's a lot of excitement for this live-action snow white. [ cheers and applause ] nobody really even knows --

know baba doke plays the evil queen. you play snow white. guillermo is three of the dwarfs? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: four. >> jimmy: four of the dwarfs. >> incredible. >> jimmy: you can't go to kidney land anymore. >> i get stopped for photos every time i'm on line for the snow white ride, and it is the -- i have to pretend, "oh, god, crazy that we're in front of this!" >> jimmy: how often are you in line for the snow white ride? [ laughter ] >> i'm a narcissist. [ laughter ] you know. it's always, like -- my publicist ashton was with me the last time. i was like, god, i hope no one -- every time they come up to me, i'm always on line for this frickin' ride, ike i'm standing there waiting for the photo op. >> jimmy: you kind of are. >> i guess so. >> jimmy: like harrison ford's not stand outside "indiana jones." [ laughter ] >> you want to touch my hair?

i don't know. it's just the weirdest thing. it always happens to me and i always have to pretend. i don't always spend my time here, swear to god. >> jimmy: is that your favorite ride? that's a weird thing that you are snow white now. >> it's one of the original -- i'm a really big disney fan. i grew up at the disney parks. my parents took me. >> jimmy: you did, yeah. >> it is, it's part of my upbringing, it's my favorite thing. it's just one of those things. >> jimmy: yeah, if you love it, don't let them scare you away from the snow white ride. >> the evil queen will do that. >> jimmy: there's no ride for "shazam," right? >> there is at a six flags in, like, the middle of nowhere. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah, it's one of those -- i don't know how to describe it. it's one of those amusement park rides. >> jimmy: can you be found standing in that line too? >> i do photo opes for money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you play, what, like a 6,000-year-old goddess, correct? >> i do, yes. >> jimmy: your sisters are lucy liu and helen mirren? >> they are, yeah.

>> jimmy: your sisters. that's a pretty good, solid trio. >> it makes perfect sense genetically. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: at 6,000 years, i mean -- really. >> exactly, exactly. that was one of the things helen mirren said on the first day. "if you're 6,000, how bloody old am i?" [ laughter ] and that's the kind of person that helen is, though. one of my first interactions with her. >> jimmy: she's a lot of fun. >> such a firecracker, i love her so much. >> jimmy: congratulations on all your success. [ cheers and applause ] the movie is called "shazam: fury of the gods." it opens in theaters friday. rachel zegler, everybody. we'll be back with sunny war! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the all-electric mercedes-benz lineup is here.

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the all-electric mercedes-benz lineup is here. >> jimmy: thanks to seth rogen, rachel zegler and nicole byer. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. but first, her album is called "anarchist gospel." making her late-night television debut with the song "no reason," sunny war!

♪ ♪ ♪ good intentions that you keep don't change the fact that you're a beast ♪ ♪ better than most to say the least imperfect manmade masterpiece ♪ ♪ you're an angel you're a demon ain't got no rhyme ain't got no reason ♪ ♪ don't know you well but i can bet you did some things that you regret ♪ ♪ the ones you love most you upset

you haven't got forgiveness yet ♪ ♪ cause you're an angel and you're a demon ain't got no rhyme ain't got no reason ♪ ♪ bust your back trying to behave to your best self you are a slave ♪ ♪ can't sleep in the bed you made til you let go and finally cave ♪ ♪ cause you're an angel and you're a demon ain't got no rhyme ain't got no reason ♪

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♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight -- >> paris, paris, paris! >> paris hilton in her own words. >> i just felt that the whole world saw me as this sex symbol. but inside, i didn't feel that way at all. >> the "it" girl like you've never seen her. >> it was a living nightmare. they stole my childhood. >> a raw and emotional interview with our juju chang. >> you were photographed a million times, yet behind the sunglasses, you had a caricature of yourself with the high voice and the rich, spoiled brat persona. was that really you? >> no. that was a trauma response. kind of created this almost barbie doll fantasy life. >> revealing a private pain. plus uvalde moms. four women united throug