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the "what are they going to arrest him already." the grand jury was out today, no indictment was handed down against donald trump, they decided to push the hearing tomorrow to give trump supporter's time to iron their confederate flags. trump claimed he put on truth social that he was going to get arrested yesterday. some of the experts are saying it might not happen until next week. i tell you something, if this happens on saturday -- and you are with me on this, guillermo, so help me god i will run into the studio and do a monologue in my bathrobe. i don't care if there is anyone here. i could be alone. [applause] with no lights on talking in these nonworking camera. according to "the new york times," he's looking at his possible arrest as a fun experience. he's been telling people he's excited about the idea of getting paraded in front of cameras like it's a red carpet at some kind of guilty people's choice awards. he is also saying he specific we

wants to get handcuffed behind his back, which warily is the same request he had for stormy daniels when he got into this mess! [applause] why he would make a spectacle out of being arrested i don't know. he's even asking friends if he should smile when he gets arrested. he's been asking friends if he should smile -- melania has been debated whether she should play "party in the usa," or "celebration" by: the gang. they're putting a lot of thought into this. he's even putting thought into his perp walk. he's planning this out like it is a reality show or something, trying to decide which of his many walks he will go on. for instance, will it be the drag, will he go with the wet wipe walk to will he maybe do something royal an? perhaps something international like get a head of state.

of course we all know the big baby elephant walk. and there is a ramp in the area and this one is called the disheveled wedding guest. there we have one from a debate him a the menacing hillary growl. and then the weather is inclement, we've got -- watch this. you take care of that, yeah. or maybe the ymca, we don't know. i vote for that one. i think it will be a lot of fun to see trump doing this, this, and this. [applause] one associate said trump wants to show the world that if they can do this to him, they can do it to anyone. which... yeah. it's called having laws. if i rob a bank, they could also arrest a bank robber, it's not necessarily related. the bad news is he seems to be out of competent lawyers, he

seems to be getting them off of billboards now. when he's in trouble he dials 22222. his former attorney is now the key witness against him in the stormy daniels case and the guy representing him in that case is a big salami sandwich with olives named joe who may now have to recuse himself because back in 2018 he was approached to represent, of all people, stormy daniels, which is a a white conflict of interest. it's also funny to watch joe from 2018 butting heads with joe from 2023. >> no campaign law violation at all if that is what happened. we have potential campaign finance issue. did everything the right way, he did nothing wrong as he said repeatedly. >> it doesn't pass the straight face test. >> i don't know when we decided to start prosecuting extortion victims buried >> once the microscope is on you, everything is fair game. >> that's normal. >> that doesn't make sense that

a lawyer took out a home equity loan with his own money, paid to somebody that he didn't even know. >> there's no crime here. there's absolutely no crime. it's a fraud. if that's the type of case, it doesn't make sense. [laughter] >> jimmy: that's right, it doesn't. the defense and the prosecution rest. what a difference a paycheck makes. there is one potentially amazing scenario that has the world all fired up right now and that is if trump refuses to leave mar-a-lago to surrender to authorities in new york or georgia or one of the many places where he might wind up getting arrested, you know who would have to authorize the warrant? the governor of florida. none other than meatball ron desantis, who obviously wants no part of this at all, and even trump has indicated he would turn himself inif he gets indicted. hasn't stopped florida congressman matt gaetz from sticking his little brown nose into the old orange julius. to go if i were governor of floridian to be hauled before

some sorrows-backed prosecutor in some blue city over politics and it wouldn't make an exception do not protect the united states -- president of the united states. he should be standing in the breach to stop any sort of extradition of president trump from the state of florida, and the fact that he's not doing so with every floridian at risk who could be the subject of a false allegation. >> jimmy: like me for instance. spoken like a totally innocent florida man. and by the way, these people screaming that trump didn't do anything wrong, how did they know? they didn't see the evidence, we don't know any of the details of what the lawyers told the grand jury. for all we know donald trump kidnapped baby yoda. a lot of people are also wondering why he is being -- the tandalorian is being arrested in new york for an encounter in lake tahoe that's because in the criminal justice system, based offenses are considered especially heinous. generic city, the dedicated

detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit. these are their stories. [cheers and applause] i hope that clears it up for everyone. you've got it, caramel, right? >> yeah, a little bit. >> jimmy: a little bit? >> [laughs] >> jimmy: which little bit of it did you get? >> just a little bit. >> jimmy: this is real, ice-t is filming an episode of law and of "law & order: svu" next to the courthouse detroit to deciding trump's fate. i have to believe that detective munches looking down very hard -- laughing very hard at all this. it's one of the many investigations into trump. the d.c. court of appeals upheld the ruling of a federal judge found that there is compelling evidence to suggest trump to liberally misled his own attorneys about whether he had classified documents at mar-a-lago.

of course he misled his attorneys. is the the lida piper, he is ms. led zeppelin. now one of his own lawyers has been ordered to testify in front of the grand jury and do hand over notes and transcript of audio recordings he made speaking to trump. if donald trump is the only person who gets his own lawyers in trouble with the law and then we have probably the biggest case of all in georgia where trump is now being were presented by a squirrel named drew. because you acknowledge that donald trump lost the georgia election? >> i am -- >> that's an easy one. you acknowledge that mike >> no. no, i'm focused -- let me tell you what i'm focused on. i'm focused on being a criminal offense attorney -- criminal defense attorney. you can talk to other political people. i don't even -- why would we even talk about that? >> i don't know, we want to watch you get fired on tv? this poor guy, i don't know what

he is supposed to do. they have trump on tape telling election officials in georgia to find him 11,000 votes. it's on tape. that was january 2021, by the way, more than two years ago and still there have been no consequent as for his actions. so far the only real consequences donald trump is faced in his whole life are eric and don jr. [laughter] [applause] there are so many conspiracy theories, the qanon crew things when trump gets arrested we are finally going to have proof that he is jfk jr. come back to life. others believe antifa will infiltrate the protest to make them look at criminals. but for me, the big lie, especially the main stream media is going to overlook is happening right in front of her eyes in college basketball. every year we collectively pretend that an zagat university is a real place and not just a ruse cooked up to win ncaa games. i've been trying to get this out

there but the media, especially the local media up in spokane, washington, where the "school" allegedly exists, they just keep >> the cloud cover parts to reveal a remote mountain valley where the magical, fictional university is fabled to exist. because so silly, right? does it really exist? along running joke with jimmy kimmel. we know it does, in the city of spokane. the city has even offered to fly him from his studio to spokane to prove there is no fake school that appears in the and suitable attornment. >> jimmy: i will say first of all, no one to my knowledge has ever offered to fly me to this imaginary place ever, nor have they offered to fly me to narnia, to wakanda or to gonzaga. this is a fake place and that is fake news and this is fake news too. >> gonzaga of course has some very famous alumni, including

bing crosby, who we all know and former governor, and the first female washington state attorney general. >> jimmy: writes, rates. bing crosby, santa's friend, he's imaginary too. and is dead, by the way. and former governor christine -- do yourself a favor, google former governor christine and you know what comes up? nothing. nothing. it says page not found. okay? anyway, gonzaga tomorrow it's playing our local team, ucla, in the sweet 16 so we are going to keep a very close eye on that. and on them and we will not let this story died. we really want, we will beat it to death is what we will do. in hollywood news, there are some major motion pictures coming to theaters. "john wick chapter four" opens friday, that is supposed to be great. [applause] "dungeons & dragons" comes out later this month, that is supposed to be really good and there's a new biopic that many believe is already the front runner for best picture in 2024. i don't know if you heard about

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>> how are you? doing i'm doing great. can i tell you something? when you walk out it's like a ray of -- a rainbow and a ray of sunshine altogether. [cheers and applause] >> thank you so much! you were so great hosting oscars, i just have to say that buried >> jimmy: thank you, i appreciate that! [applause] >> jimmy: you're very kind to say that. >> you make it look so easy! >> jimmy: let's not deflect the compliments. when you came out i was immediately happier. it's remarkable and i'm sure you have that effect on people all the time. >> thank you. i get really nervous. even though i've been in show business for so long i still -- my heart pounds because i haven't done live variety shows since, you know, on a regular basis, since "snl." so i tapped myself sometimes when i'm nervous to calm myself down. it's like bilateral stimulation. >> jimmy: doesn't work?

>> it's... not at all. [laughter] i'm still nervous! >> jimmy: so if we see you smacking yourself we know there's a problem. >> exactly, exactly. >> jimmy: hopefully we can relax and get -- by the way, i learned something very surprising about you last week. do you know about this? >> i'm not sure. >> jimmy: lucas gage was here, he was her costar in the white lotus, the first season, and you are great on that show, by the way. [applause] really funny. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: he said and correct me if i have any of the song, but he said that you ntr on a couple of different text chains, one of them is with the cult. >> we are obsessed with cult life, we love "lavalle" and i love india's show -- india oxon bird "seduced," so we follow vx cult numbers and it was so

happy to see keith go to prison. so we dmn we get very involved in the case and we like that behind that -- you know, we like to find information, it's just fantastic. >> jimmy: so the point we reached out to the dash are the victims, are they members? what you call them exactly? cultists? >> they are former cult members who are now free! and i love it! [applause] i'm so happy for them. it >> jimmy: and these people are looking at their social media there like wow, i got a direct message from molly shannon. >> of course! >> jimmy: with a phone number on it. two we also love -- we also love reality shows too. ""vanderpump rules"," scandoval, a gift from god! >> jimmy: how many hours are you putting and watching these kinds of things? >> a lot. i think that reality -- certain for a lot of women -- has replaced traditional comedy. we get our comedy from reality and my husband doesn't like

those shows at all. and he said he didn't understand why i'm so into it. but he would like it reminds me of like it must be one go to boxing match, women taking sides, i'm on her side, i'm team arianna or -- you know, that's a bit thing. >> jimmy: it's like sports. >> exactly. >> jimmy: there is some overlap but not a ton. so have you learned anything from these people texting? >> it's actually really interesting, i also love documentaries and so i will sometimes dm a documentarian. i love true crime and regular documentaries. i loved "murder in myrtle beach." it was this wonderful filmmaker madison hamper who did a documentary trying to discover to look into how his mother was killed. >> jimmy: how his own mother was killed? >> yes. it's a beautiful documentary. i have a lot of, you know, opinions about it watching, i would like would you mind if i tell you what i w

so i will just say what i think of his dad and -- >> jimmy: what did you think? would you think did it? >> i didn't really like the way his father spoke about his mother. >> jimmy: i see. because so i did tell him. >> jimmy: so way to my, you contacted him and set i've got some news for you, madison. this father's day, don't go crazy with the gift. >> i didn't want to overstep so i asked it would be okay if i share my thoughts on the case, and get involved. and i also left us recently i watched two documentaries, house made of splinters, it's about an orphanage in eastern ukraine i was texting with a documentarian and i was like what happened to the kids, so it's like instagram has become this like -- q&a. love it. >> jimmy: you have a lot of follow-up questions. >> yes, a lot of follow-up. >> jimmy: i would like to watch that. your questions, maybe they should be a show in and of itself. you follow-up in all these

different documentaries and cases, find out if vanderpump really does rule or if that's just a -- we don't know that for sure. >> i'm so interested in "vanderpump rules" and i dreamt about arianna last night. i had a dream and i saw her, she's one of the girls in the show. it's beyond thank you for claiming, i was pretending. yes, arianna, she is a dream. who wouldn't -- >> that is so funny. there was a -- [laughter] [applause] does your audience know about scandoval? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: all women and one guy. >> is going to say because it was on my mind i had a dream that ariana, who was one of the girls -- there was a cheating thing -- i had a dream and i was like it will be okay. just last night, i would like to be it's a blessing in disguise and i was talking to her in my dream. nobody should ever talk about their dreams. it's boring! >> jimmy: unless you are

talking to, then we are all very, very keyed in on. >> exactly. >> jimmy: is there someone that you would like to talk to that you've been unable to get in touch with? maybe o.j.? [laughter] >> [laughs] maybe! >> jimmy: i'm sure we could reach out. is not doing much. teams to be doing a lot of golfing and making twitter videos. what years were you on "saturday night live"? >> 1995 to 2001. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you work with many great people, including adam sandler, was the recipient of the mark twain prize this weekend in washington, d.c. [applause] did you go to that ceremony? >> i didn't get to go but i did a dinner -- before he left we all did a big dinner. >> jimmy: a mark twain dinner for adam? >> like a pretty send-off dinner, it was so nice. >> jimmy: what was he wearing to the dinner? >> he was casual... he had like a hawaiian shirt.

but he did have pants, not shorts. >> jimmy: i noticed he wore a suit to the mark twain thing and i was like wow, i haven't seen that in some time. >> that is so funny. when he was at "saturday night live" he was just so great. he recommended me to lorne michaels, that's how i got on the show. he got on first, we went to nyu drama school together. [applause] and he was like -- first he got on and then we went to jerry's deli and had soup and he was like kid, i'm going to get you want too, just wait and then he did. it it is stage show out in l.a. so he recommended me and i didn't realize when i started the show, he really -- you know, it's his show but adam really ran that whole show. and he would come into work on his -- he would rollerblade to work. isn't that funny, jimmy? rollerblading! and then he would write everything -- he hand writes everything on yellow legal pad and is just the greatest. the award makes it look easy in the whole thing seems -- it's

like, you know, it's like nothing. he's got the whole world figured out in a lot of ways. >> it is so true, jimmy. you seem like that whales too. you seem very laid-back. but i was going to say adam does make it look really easy, almost like is not working, but he really works harder than anyone. and when he was at nyu, you know, he was like 17 or 18, all these kids were like going for beers, hanging out. adam would go to the clubs and work on his act and was perfecting his act. he worked harder than anyone and he was famous on campus, he would you stand up in the dorms, so you knew that he was going to be a superstar. >> jimmy: a cult leader in a way, some might say. he does have subjects. [laughter] [applause] >> but adam did the sweetest thing. when i first started the show, we were at a party and i was new to journalists and critics and it was stuart smalley after party, it was like a premier party. >> jimmy: the movie. >> yeah, the movie and adam was there and i was there, a credit came up to me and said something really nasty. i don't remember exact we what it was but it was something

about the movie and then something about me maybe and so i went and told adam and adam was like whoas like thauy over there, and he was like you, come here. i've never been so protected. he felt like a protective big brother. it was so sweet. i was shocked. he showed him the door. >> jimmy: he's not just mark twain, he's like arnold schwarzenegger too! [laughter] molly shannon is here! we will be right back! [cheers and applause] is a co ♪ ♪ like going for bold without going broke... and staying true to your taste while staying on budget. who says rising costs means lowering the bar? settling? no need. get the brands you want, the prices you want, whenever you want. tj maxx.

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>> can you tell me where my pills are? >> which ones? we said we were going to wean off of them, remember? >> did we? >> yes! >> because we are in pain and we need more. because they are not going to give you more! >> they have to. >> no they don't. >> i need them! >> you are not in physical pain anymore. have you been doing the tapping thing that that one shrink taught you? remember for anxiety and stress and it calms you down on the eyes and the lips? >> jimmy: that is florence pugh and molly shannon in "a good person," which opens in theaters on friday and is written and directed by zach braff. did you know him? is he a friend of yours? >> i did. he directed me 20 years ago on an episode of "scrubs." he was great, he did such a beautiful job with the movie. >> jimmy: the movie is about a -- you tell us. >> i play the mother to florence pugh and it's about a girl

who -- she's involved in an accident that she addicted to oxycontin and basically it's about good people who make mistakes and she's looking to forgive herself. she has a lot of guilt and she wants to find redemption and morgan freeman is in it and he is looking for forgiveness. it's a beautiful movie about getting through dark stuff. >> jimmy: even god looks for forgiveness. it's are markable. >> even god, right? >> jimmy: you have a scene with morgan freeman, have you ever met him before? >> i had never met him and he is such a legend. he is so good. as a matter of fact, as i was acting with him i was so distracted. if like a bucket list, i can't believe i'm in a scene with morgan freeman so if you see the scene the movie you can see i look so distracted. i'm acting with morgan freeman! but years ago i went to the hollywood wax museum with my daughter stella and i saw the wax figure of morgan freeman and was like, you know -- so yeah. >> jimmy: !

i hope that's the wax figure of morgan. to go that's what i do, i told him and he thought it was so funny. we have so much fun with all the wax figures, like angelina jolie and brad pitt, my daughter and i took pictures. >> jimmy: you like the kind of thing? >> yes, love it! even though i am in show business, i like to do stuff is a fan of hollywood. >> jimmy: that's nice! that's good! you are not jaded. >> not at all. i love the wax museum. [laughter] >> jimmy: i was wondering, i was thinking about you and i was thinking when you are on night live and you're doing this, now you do shows in your here for a couple months and you are here and go to a movie and you are there. never have moments where you go like oh, i have a character now that would be great on -- if i was on a show every week, something that you might want -- >> that is so funny. i do actually. i've always wanted to do this thing that i've talked about sometimes. hot cocoa girls. and i want to do -- it's called hot cocoa girls.

it's kind of like a baby girl, like a really baby-ish girl. i wanted to do it as a sketch on "snl" but i never got to do it. but it's like a girl who is just always cold. like i'm so cold and just like really pretty and maybe has like diamonds in the nice nails and she's cold and she wants hot chocolate. she's like i just want to sit by the fire she can be really like -- she is really needy. she might put her head on her boyfriends shoulder and just be like honey, come here and rest her head on his shoulder. like i just need something warm. and she also might forget to eat, lick her boyfriend would have to be like honey, you've got to eat! [laughter] and he will make her have bites. i would never forget to eat. i love to eat! and maybe this -- this came from when i was four, so it was kind of like an angry reaction to women who just had it so easy.

they take advantage of having a mother and a father and they didn't have to -- they could just as you know, life was easy. it would just like you know, my grandma died, you guys, i'm so upset. so it felt different than losing a parent as a child. so it was like my anger to know mike too that i didn't get to be a baby girl, i had to be tough when i was little. so it's like that. and then there was a girl who i met once who was kind of like a -- i call them hot cocoa girls and she was -- she was a theater producer in vermont and i was eating an apple talking to her and i was like -- and then i finished the apple and then i didn't know what to do with it, had my purse and i was like -- i just opened my purse and put the apple core in my purse and she was like oh, my god, like you just put an apple core in your purse! she was so freaked out! and i was like if you knew how much darker it gets,

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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: nickel creek is on the way, our next guest is an exceptionally talented actor you know from "breaking bad," "better call saul," and in season three of "the mandalorian." watch new episodes wednesdays on disney+. please welcome giancarlo esposito! [cheers and applause] is a core mus ♪ ♪[cheers and >> thank you! >> jimmy: you always look great, you really know how to just. >> i do my best to follow you. >> jimmy: has not always been the case? >> top and bottom, baby! top and bottom! everything in the middle can be left aside if you don't quite

have the -- the top and the bottom got to be right. i boys been that way, i went to military school when i was young and i were uniform and so it took me years to break out of that uniform. >> jimmy: and he really broke out. >> i broke out. don't great to have you here -- are you doing -- it's funny, i was talking about your show today, "the mandalorian," and i was told that you cannot say, even when you are going to be on the show, everything is so top-secret you cannot even reveal which episode we will see your character on. is that true? >> well, i'm going to tell you everything. >> jimmy: oh, great! >> with my eyes. [laughter] >> jimmy: there have been four episodes you have not been on so far, only four more so i think we've narrowed it down pretty well. >> the odds are good you're going to see me soon. that's all i can say. and you know, the show is just a fantastic show to be on, they want the audience to be in

anticipation and wonder and joy and excitement. >> jimmy: don't want to ruin it. >> i did it so long ago that i got to be honest with you, i can't even remember. >> jimmy: you don't remember? >> i don't remember when i'm on. >> jimmy: do you remember where things left off? >> i sure do, it was on the way there, the gulags. exactly. locked up and shuttered. gives me a lot of time to think and to calculate what my next move might be. >> jimmy: so you've been plotting and preparing for this come back, which is going to happen next wednesday, right? liquid wealth -- [laughs] he tried to trick me there! i see what you did there. >> jimmy: back here on earth, if we could return for a second, you posted this on instagram. him [cheers and applause] >> oh, my goodness! >> jimmy: delight leak comical boots. where do you get boots like this? go my daughter ruby, who is a filmmaker and a great photographer, i was which at that photo, cooked up his little scheme which she didn't tell me about.

she calls me up whenever i hear that voice, "papa, could you be a model for me please" and i figure she's going to do some head shots or something to further her photographic career and i get to the house and she brings in this big huge box. evidently a company noticed on her instagram that she likes white sneakers. she asked for some big red boots because it's a craze. those are modeled after astro boy, the comic. these boots. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, it's exemplifying the over-the-top fashion statements that are being made now in fashion all across the world. she pulls the box open and guess what you might those boots happen to be in my size. >> jimmy: what a coincidence. >> what a coincidence. so i slide these boots on, she says -- i say go to my calls it and get me something to work, she pulls out the tuxedo, i decide to wear it and then realize i have a top hat. i come out of the closet and she says... "the monopoly man." and we take to shooting and we shot them in a garage with a

bunch of motorcycle -- >> jimmy: are these your motorcycles? >> they sure are buried >> jimmy: how many motorcycles do you have? >> six or eight. they be ten. >> jimmy: how long have you been collecting and? to go i write them, i don't collect. i sit on that seat and i get out there and right. since i was probably 13 years old. my first bike was a suzuki 55. also read with a white fearing. >> jimmy: have you raised them? >> i have raised them. i've taken the coat of racing. i have a need for speed. >> jimmy: do you get pulled over? >> you know, when he gets out of hand, it has happened. >> jimmy: has it? you get off because you're famous? >> up at the tell you, precarious story on sunset boulevard writing home from a get, norton commando 850, deep it's late, known as on the road, come on, no one is on the road! it's only me, right? on the only person in my world, so you can understand that. and so the bubble comes on, the cops come out, start chasing me. there's a car in front of me i can't get around, i figure smart

move, i'm going to go around him because maybe the police will think he is speeding and i will get in front of him. i do that -- it didn't work. they make a right on wilshire boulevard, i have a thought. i pulled the bike over really fast, but the kickstand down, get off, by the time the cops come on the corner, i know they're coming, i am down, side of the bike messing around going -- figuring it out and they go hey, buddy, lights come on, guns come out. you're speeding, you knew you were speeding. i said i had a problem. oh, really, you did? what was a problem? you tried to run us as well. they hate it when you try to run them. they don't like that. and i said my throttle was stu stuck. >> jimmy: that's quick thinking! big excuse me, i didn't think you, could you flip your visor. i said excuse me, my throttle got stuck. the guys like wait a minute, i know that voice -- i know you, are you an actor? are you an actor? i know you! i'm going to let you off with a warning and i got off. >> jimmy: wow, you throttled

him. that's acting. >> quick thinking, baby! >> jimmy: why did you first come to l.a.? when was that? we go my goodness, came to los angeles on work church where i met a buddy who's been my buddy for over 40 years, laurence fishburne came to audition for a tv -- a movie called "the warriors" with laurence fishburne. >> jimmy: the warriors. >> neither of us got the gig. he said stay. i'm going to get aloft. i got a loft and it's not in great shape but we could split the dash we could split the rent and you can come down -- and so i go down in downtown into a loft and i'm thinking it just needs a little paint, you know, we will put down some rugs. it has -- the bathroom is not finished, no front door, it is an absolute vast warehouse -- >> jimmy: there's no front door? >> there's no front door. there's no front door. it had a chain-link fence on the front of the building so it was a hassle to try to get in and get out.

had a security guard there between certain hours. so i said how are we going to solve this problem is of the window. you know, we will put a box there and you come in through -- and that's what we did. >> jimmy: there's not even a space for a front door. >> you got it. >> jimmy: you came into the window! every day? >> every day. if >> jimmy: so if the pizza guy came he would have to look around and then climb in through the window? >> didn't know where to go. go "over here, the window." your member those white buckets? i was in construction for a while, i did... it had these other things. for member those little -- so that's how we did our business. spilling out a white bucket! geico because the bathroom wasn't finished. i put up with that for about a month. >> jimmy: that's crazy, you and laurence fishburne sharing a bucket together! [laughter] [applause] and then in a full circle moment, what was it that gus furring sold on breaking bad? buckets of chicken.

>> same white bucket, baby! [applause] >> jimmy: there is magic out there. >> there is magic. >> jimmy: "the mandalorian," new episodes wednesdays on disney+! the great giancarlo esposito! we will be back with nickel creek! >> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz! the all electric mercedes-benz lineup is here!

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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> this is "nightline." >> tonight, homicide investigations, tracking of elements in south carolina. >> it today that i have been waiting for, the best news i've heard in eight years. >> in a mysterious death once rolled a hit-and-run. >> no abrasions, no torn clothes, the shoes were still on his feet. >> the victim a former classmate of alex murdaugh's only surviving son buster. the case reopened after discovery in the murdaugh double murder investigation as buster murdaugh addresses the rumors, what really happened that night? >> stephen smith was murdered, who did it? >> plus, spring break gone wild. the annual right of revelry now

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