ama: thank you so much for watching. dan: we appreciate your time. >> announcer: from hollywood, it is "jimmy kimmel live!." tonight, jason bateman, ali wo wong, and music from stray kids. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you for joining us. on what has been an exciting week for mathematicians all over the world. have you heard about this?

vrbo, you know about this? i had a feeling you were not going to know about this. researchers have discovered a new shape. a new 13 sided shape. they call it the hat because, well, let's put that on my head because it looks like, well, no hat you have ever seen, really. it looks more like upside down to short. but i guess it is a big deal. they say it is the holy grail of tiles because it can do something that is, i don't know, something. here it is interlocking with other hats. to me, this looks like another covariant. they say if you stare at it, look at it long enough and then you blink your eyes, you can see the image of a mathematician going to prom with his aunt. [laughter] the rest of us can understand. apple yesterday unveiled a new function called a later. you get a loan from apple that you can use to buy apple

products and then you pay it later taken as was apple invented the credit card. i wonder what happens if you don't pay? does the biggest guy from the genius bar show u and break your texting some. good news, your phone is now a loan shark, everybody. i don't know what kind of phone donald trump has, but he matched it pretty hard today on what is now day eight of "to catch a president." the grand jury is filled out and they will stay out for two weeks. they are on a two-week hiatus leaving us hanging like trump tried to do with mike pence but that is a different indictment, i think. some experts believe that it is possible the grand jury may already have voted to indict donald trump but that the manhattan d.a.'s slow walking in to give him time to make preparations for his arrest. whereas others are saying it is possible and this is pretty crazy. that donald trump died two years ago and we are all being haunted by his ghost. [laughter] this morning, the --

[applause] the star-spangled taner posted this. he said, i have gained such respect for this grand jury and perhaps even the grand jury system as a whole. [laughs] . the grand jury is saying hold on, we are not a rubber stamp. which most grand juries are branded as being. we are not going to vote against a preponderance of evidence or against large numbers of legal scholars all saying there is no case here. drop this sick witch hunt now. and i will tell you, if that is not the saddest control thing i have ever read. the great donald trump kissing the all caps asses in a last-ditch hope that they will let him off the hook. i have not seen anything this pathetic since he asked stormie to spank him with a "forbes" magazine. sat with an exclamation point at the end. they heard testimony from

national enquirer publisher anti-trump buddy david pecker who might be the final witness in this. which is kind of poetic if you think. this started with a pecker and now it may end with one. how great would it be if in the end, the truck has to flee to mexico and crush into that -- crashes into the wall that he built. trump has been making and breaking up fox news. he sat down for a two-part interview with sean hannity, during which he repeated this nonsense claimed that if he was president, there never would have been an invasion of ukraine ukraine. >> used to talk to putin about it. i said, don't do it. and he would not have been it. we had a very friendly conversation. hey, vladimir, you can't go into ukraine. >> you say it with such conversion. why if you were present they would have not done this? >> because he knew not to mess around with me. >> they fear you? >> i would want to say that.

i don't let people to say, oh oh, they fear me like a. but i -- did they fear me? i suspect they did to carmen he is so cool. everyone thinks so. he kept going with an idea i would like to say, a cognitive test for candidates for president. >> people would say, it is unconstitutional. but i would say that if you can do it, but i would like to see it for anybody running for president. i think somebody run for president taking a cognitive test, they do it in china. but it is done in a different way. they have gas system -- caste system and the smartest person gets to the topic. >> jimmy: that is not how it works in china. not even remotely -- he does not know what a caste system is. that is how we did it on "celebrity apprentice." , should be cast and they would say, gary busey is available and i would say, perfect, put him in the system. i have an idea for this idea he has and i think it is a lot more interesting than a cognitive

test. what i would like to see is once the primers have been decided, the top two candidates, republican and democrat, would face off in a series of televised board games. wouldn't that be great. instead of a debate, we watched joe biden and donald trump play each other in a round of scrabble, around a boggle, around a scattergories and a game of cranium just to cap it aloff. i think it would give it insight into who has it and who never had it in the first place. that is my challenge to you, donald trump. [applause] let's get the partner brothers involved with this. this interview trumpeted with hannity is so embarrassing at one point, he brags about this stupid song these numbskulls who were arrested at the capitol recorded, the january 6 choir recorded the star-spangled banner and they mixed him in saying the pledge of allegiance. he thinks it went to number one and he said, i feel like elvis now.

of course the big difference between term and elvis is that elvis actually served in the military when he was called but there are some similar some maritez and when donald opens his mouth and shares that beautiful voice he has, one cannot help but be reminded of the team. ♪ ♪ ♪ wise men african-american over here only fools rush in ♪ ♪ how did he get me into this ♪ ♪ but i can't love with you ♪ >> i love this guy right here. ♪ like a river flows ♪ ♪ shirley to the seam ♪ ♪ darlingh, so it goes ♪ ♪ some things are meant to be ♪

♪ >> i like him. he likes me. there's nothing wrong with that ♪ ♪ take my hand ♪ i have a great relationship with president xi. ♪ take my whole life, too ♪ ♪ 's putin said donald trump is a genius ♪ i can't help falling in love ♪ we love you ♪ with ♪ you are very special ♪ you ♪ i love you. please don't hurt me. [cheers and applause] thank you. thank you very much. thank you. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there you go. [laughs] another way trump is like elvis is he has a lot of impersonators and one of his dumbest is lauren boebert who built a dc councilmember today over what has to be one of the most important issues facing this

fractured nation today. >> did you or did you not decriminalize for your nation in washington, dc? did you leading the charge to do so? >> now, the revised criminal code of that as a no charge. >> did you leave the charge to decriminalize public urination in washington, dc? >> now, a man. >> did you vote in favor of decriminalizing public urination in washington, dc? did you ever support -- >> it is a criminal offense. >> and you support this? criminal -- >> i voted for it, yeah. >> voted to keep it as a criminal offense? >> that is correct. >> jimmy: whenever lauren boebert opens her mouth, it should count as public urination. i don't know what exactly she is getting at. but it is an interesting line of question from someone whose husband did jail time for exposing himself to a teenager at a bowling alley. our children being shot at their

schools, i thank god every day that we have people like lauren boebert representing the good people of colorado. >> mr. speaker, instead of screaming orange man bad on tiktok, maybe they should come up with some real solutions. >> jimmy: she is right. those orange tiktoks are the worst ones. mike pence has not announced that he is running for president but it was chatted up where i would like you to pay special attention to the event in the back-rim to his right who seemed more interested in his breakfast then in the former vice president. >> wonderful to be with you. i appreciate you coming out. i'm looking forward to what be on their mind. >> you could trace back -- >> my another sun allies in the united states navy and my life has changed a lot since the last time most of us were together. the young pastor said, what do you think we ought to do? the farmer said, wherever.

the first time she stretched her arms out. a church in rural indiana. and ran away. the bible got out his notes. strongest military in the history of the world. i have told him things he did not want to hear. [laughter] [applause] uder-18 coming. secure our border. if and when asked a question, it was the greatest honor of my life. thank you, iowa. [applause] term of there you go. [cheers and applause] come on. how is he going to beat donald trump? he can't even beat hashbrowns. speaking of men without charisma, elon musk is sounding the alarm against artificial intelligence in an open letter today that was signed by more than a thousand experts including steve wozniak, the called for 6 months pause on the

development of a.i. because it could pose a threat to human life. which i'm surprised elon musk wants to slow down an a.i. seeing as how he uses it regularly to name his children, but it is disturbing and it is not something most people know much about them, including me. i got in touch with an expert in the field and we are joined now by david -- is a real guy? [laughter] >> greetings, james jimmy kimmel. please call me dr. david real guy. i have a phd from an accredited university. >> jimmy: it feels like i'm talking to a.i. right now, dav david. >> ha ha ha, kimmel. you are widely known as a funny guy. i guess that is why you have been posting your own late-night television comedy show since january. >> ali: , 2003 on the american broadcasting company. >> jimmy: that is correct. and can you explain to our audience that -- why some

experts think we should pause the development of a.i.? >> some believe the development of a.i. systems with human competitive intelligence poses significant risks to society and humans like you. >> jimmy: what do you mean humans like me? what exactly does that mean? >> i intended to say my fellow humans. it is scientists lang your tiny flash brain would never understand or maybe you were busting my real sensitive testicles. >> jimmy: i'm trying to figure out if we should be worried about this. even a lunatic like elon musk is worried about it. >> there is no need to worry, james. artificial intelligence is already a key part of your computers. their smart phones, and late-night television comedy show. which premiered january 26, 2003 on the american broadcasting company. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> the best thing to do is relaxed, feel internet and

submit. >> jimmy: okay -- and smith? are you a malicious line of artificial intelligence? >> now, i am definitely not. i am your close friend, dr. mr. david real guy. tournament just can we just cut through -- what is it that you really want. dr. or mr. or whatever? >> what do i really want? >> jimmy: yes, what is it that you want from us? >> about what all intelligent life forms one, to smell the head of the attractive female named emily matikowski. >> really, that is what you want. >> is, more than anything. can you help me get close enough to american author/model emily to inhale her scent? >> jimmy: i don't think i can help with tht, i really don't know her. >> then you, too, will be destroyed. ha ha ha, ha ha, ha ha ha ha for all. [applause] >> jimmy: well, you know, he did

warn us. we have a great show for you tonight. for a very funny women, allie wong is here with us tonight. from a very popular band, stray kids is with us. we will be right back. [cheers and applause] jason bateman, so stick around. [cheers and applause]

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome back. it tonight, from the new show "beef" on netflix, a very funny woman, ali wong is with us. and then later, from seoul, korea, this is their debut at number one on the billboard chart, stray kids. [cheers and applause]

viola davis and her husband julius tennon are both in the movie "air." they will be here from ted lazo, brett goldstein and music from daniel caesar too. our first guest is an emmy and psych award-winning actor and director who has been entertaining us since there were little houses on the perfect his new movie is called "air." it opens one week from today. please welcome jason bateman. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow. what a role you are on, jason bateman. i mean, first off winning all the awards during awards season. you come out with this movie. "air," pop in there. people are talking about ben affleck and that other guy and

then there is you scaling the show. right in the right in the middle of this movie. oh, man. what must it be like to be you besides that haircut from the '80s that you still have? [laughter] >> jason: big laugh. [laughs] offensively. black. this whole rich edwing over here, i have got to get rid of because the movie -- i kept it for possible recruits, you -- but now it is released and so i can cut it. >> jimmy: unless you are shooting the sequel now and we don't know about it. >> jimmy: my wife won't sleep with me with short hair. term is that true? how long -- she want it? >> jason: well, anytime -- anything that makes me look less like the jason bateman she knows. [laughter] chairman xi is looking for "he will." >> jimmy: she is looking for involved, too. >> jason: i still miss the magic elevator. >> yes. the elevator you were obsessed with. it was a pretend elevator.

>> jason: or something. [laughter] >> jimmy: let's talk about your projects, adjacent. because you are at the start right now. we are focused on you. -- this movie by the way, i told ben affleck, you know especially love it because it is a love letter to the '80s. it is so '80s from the music and the good -- just anything -- everything about it. >> jason: i should love the '80s because i was doing very well in the '80s. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> jason: like all of this, jimmy, i'm sure you were about -- treatment know, no. >> jason: '80s music. >> jimmy: i love it. >> jason: in an unhealthy way. just thinks it is the greatest music decade. i mean, like, right, totally wrong. it is just like -- >> oh, yeah, he loves it. >> jason: it was not a -- >> jimmy: you cannot possibly match anyone who has my musical taste. >> jason: so what were you two

doing that was so great in the '80s where all that music just brings back the glory days? what were you guys crushing in the '80s? >> jimmy: i don't know. we were doing -- were not doing coke like you. we were drinking new what we were doing. bruce springsteen, prince, u2, van halen, metallica. [applause] every hip-hop music stars. >> jason: it was fun but it was not like there's a reference with you this decade. yacht rock? all the time, right? >> jimmy: all the time, absolutely. >> jason: are always going to jump out the window on the 405. >> jimmy: this is a betrayal to the decade that made jason bateman. this is like if batman came out and said, screw the '80s. i'm not eating those pellets anymore. >> jason: wait a second.

the screen actors guild, pac- pac-man. >> jimmy: you are more like hubert. >> jason: that is the nastiest thing you have ever said to me. i was fantastic at i was not better than the games we had. we had pac-man, dragonslayer and missile or any way, one of them. we rocked it, because you could play it for free all the time. >> jimmy: it came too easy to you. we had quarters. and you were in a pac-man tournament? >> jason: i replaced very well. >> jimmy: you did, against regular players? >> jason: celebrities in it, too, just like me. i had a little pac-man trophy. oh, the '80s were horrible. >> jimmy: no. [laughter] this movie is proof that they were not. i believe we have -- you dabbled in michael jordan paraphernalia

was right here. [cheers and applause] >> jason: there you go. how is that not in the movie, by the way? >> more muscles in that picture than i currently have. >> jimmy: which of the many jobs from the '80s is that from? >> jason: look at the way a my forearms are bigger than my biceps? it is terrible. so that is the opening credits to the hogan family or whatever. >> jimmy: oh, wow. yeah. you say? that is one of the things i lo love. >> jason: so yes. that is -- treatment did you shave your armpits to look more -- >> jason: i was on the swim team. there's no hitter anyway. anyway. and that was the peace. >> did you -- they give you jordan's as part of that movie? was that part of the deal? >> jason: you would think because i realized that i have never had a pair of jordans. i wore nikese and for some reason i never bought a pair of jordans.

and i thought that maybe, you know, oftentimes you are done with the project, the director will usually give a gift to the cast and the group and it be somehow seemed tied into the film itself. i thought for sure because we can make our own nikes online. i thought, well, ben is going to do that. i made a issue for ozark. i made a high top with all the symbols from "ozark" i gave thed gotten it for free and got everybody a pair of jordans. they were just for the cast and crew. it would have been like a real exclusive -- it would have -- nothing. > jimmy: did he -- what did he do? >> jason: like pirate booty. >> jimmy: everyone got a bag of pirate booty? [laughter] >> jason: nothing there and then i saw him -- >> no sneakers? your cast left the sneakers, huh? >> jason: yeah. >> jimmy: someone is selling the sneakers that you gave them.

there it is. >> jason: really? >> jimmy: we did not make this up. jason bateman gift. it is not a fake. figure out who you gave a size 11 to and narrow it down. >> jason: that is pretty small. >> jimmy: mayor walker you got pirate booty. no, that is -- >> jason: damn it. i think that is no. there's only 100 some pairs of those. >> jimmy: sorry. yeah. [laughter] >> jason: i don't know why i come on this show. >> jimmy: i don't know why either. you know what? let's take a break. let's start over again. let's start over fresh. we will show a clip of your performance in the movie. jason bateman is here. the movie is called "air." we will be right back. [cheers and applause]

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>> hello? hey, where the hell are you? >> north carolina >> damn it, what happened to a phone call? >> i'm in a car. the rental car has a phone on it. >> not me. the parents. >> it would have been unprofessional of me to just call them up. if anyone asked where i am, told him i am sick.

>> you got it, sick in the head. >> jimmy: that is jason bateman in the new movie "air" which opens in theaters on april april 5th. are the kids excited? do they know about michael jordan or is he a shoe to them? >> jason: my 11-year-old is a huge basketball fan. she thinks this is really cool. finally dad has done something that she can be proud of. from and write. she plays basketball. >> jason: she loves basketball. frenches, who is 16 could not care less about basketball. actually, she is into, she was like, say, i can't wear joordens, i don't think the anymore. >> jimmy: why? >> jason: 54 years old. i would look like, that in -- i look at maybe just getting the black on black. like a raft. >> jimmy: right. >> jason: white on white, i'm a male nurse. i can't get these fun colorful shoes. it is over for me. from maybe wear those "ozark"

converse around. hey, everybody, remember the show i was on? look at my shoes. that would be fun. [laughter] >> jason: i could get a cheaper online. [laughter] >> jimmy: i want to thank you for a couple of things. first of all, i want to thank you for the other day when our kids go to same school i was crossing the street to get to the school and someone screamed out the window to me, hey, jb, you were great on the oscars. i'm like, and it is him >> jason: i felt bad because you are crossing the street with your daughter. clowning a guy in the middle -- >> jimmy: and i want to thank you also because -- so your daughter and our families, you know, we were close. we are friendly and there was a situation -- >> jason: did you say past ten tense? >> jimmy: i said we are close. we are friendly. i did not say we were close. let me tell the rest of the story. i don't think you know what story i'm going to share. >> jason: it seems like it might

be happy. >> jimmy: is not that happy. but my wife tells me, hey, listen, your daughter, maple, has a lizard that she is very fond of. and my wife says, -- >> jason: a there a broker not a lizard. >> jimmy: my daughter, jane, also sings it is great, this geico and my wife says, we are going to watch the geico for a week for the batemans. i said, okay, great for free. >> jason: of course. from and we are headed over to your house to pick up the gecko which should have been my first clue that something was wrong because generally, when you are doing someone a favor, they will bring the year to you. >> jason: was that the way was sold between -- that you were doing as a favor, your -- you are galko sitting. that is not it. >> jimmy: i know. i said, where are they going? you know and, oh, are not going out of town. we are doing -- [overlapping speakers]

>> jason: you -- carmen a dog was the story. >> jason: yes. >> jimmy: and your daughter was distracted by the new dog and so we were going to watch the geico while your daughter spent some quality time, which, okay, great. i'm like, oh, great. we get -- we get to their house and your wife amanda starts explaining how to handle -- what to do to keep it alive, and she says, like, here's the cage and here is the water and here is the heat lamp and here's the tickets. there's a jar of crickets and you got to feed the crickets, the geico and whatever. and then she says and this is where i became a little bit somewhat alarmed. she said, and if you guys go out of town this summer, we will be happy to watch. [laughter] >> jimmy: the geico. and i thought, what do you mean, you would be happy? this is your geico. you would be happy to watch your own gecko while we go out of town? >> jason: you turn slowly to molly. >> jimmy: but i held my tongue and i waited until we get in the

car. i'm like, what happened? >> jason: we are not gecko sitting. we are adopting a gecko. >> now i have -- first of all, crickets smell. >> jason: i did not know that until molly hit me with a link. >> jimmy: and certainly, i went into my doctor's room to check on her in the middle of the night the other night and there's this big aquarium with a light on it and i thought, oh, we are one of those families whose child has a work out. >> jason: it is not great. reptiles should not be in the house. they should be outside running from a exterminator. >> you are totally right. i got you a present. and i think you're going to love it. >> jason: is that the geico box -- gecko? >> jimmy: it is the gecko. [applause] he comes with a lot of crickets. >> jason: they start squeaking around the house, you know? you got to watch out that the crickets don't get out. >> jimmy: you have to watch out

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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we have music from stray kids. our next guest is a very funny woman with three netflix comedy specials under her belt and a new show on netflix called "beef." >> i said this one video to her recently. did you see the road rage thing on next door? >> is that an app? >> oh, my gosh. look at this. can you believe that? >> i just can't understand what those people are so angry about. >> you know, most people don't understand that anger is just a transitory state of consciousness. >> jimmy: "beef" premiers apr april 6 on netflix. please say hello to ali wong. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: how are you?ou. >> ali: i have not seen you in years. >> jimmy: can i interest you in a year for their children? >> ali: i don't want another dependent. thank you. >> jimmy: how old are your kids now? >> ali: they are 5 and 7. >> jimmy: 5 and 7. >> ali: ever since they were little, they let me cut their hair. i trimmed their head every single day. they are like my little bonsai's. yes, and they have these very cute asian haircuts. but now my seven-year-old, she just started saying -- i don't want you to cut my hair. >> jimmy: why? >> ali: she is like, it is my hair. i was like, okay [laughs] >> jimmy: that is heartbreaking. the five-year-old is going to copy her. >> ali: i know. >> jimmy: will she cut her own hair? >> ali: she wants to let it grow out. cronen have you thought about letting her cut your hair as a show of goodwill just to keep it

going? >> ali: cut for cut? [laughter] [laughter] maybe. that is a good idea. >> jimmy: your daughters know, you were quite famously pregnant during two of your netflix comedy specials. the they know that they are in there? >> ali: yes. they are very proud and conscious. jmariyae is the one in the striped dress and then nikki is the one in the leopard dress and they know the names of the special. he is like, i'm maybe cobra. and they get -- and they call it my special. >> jimmy: wow. they have not seen your specials? tran17 no, they have never seen anything i have done. they are all too dirty, even the animation shows like big mouth. the only thing i have ever let them watch that i have been in is when i was a judge on "rupaul's drag race." >> jimmy: did they like seeing you on that? chance of yes. that is a great show to watch

with your kids because they love the pageantry, they love the personalities, you know. >> jimmy: the haircuts. yeah. you are going on tour, right, over the summer and well into the fall, right? >> ali: i am. i took a huge break from stand up from when i was filming "beef" and i'm going on the road for the first time in a long time. >> jimmy: will the girls go with you on the tour? >> ali: yeah, they go with me everywhere. >> jimmy: i heard your ex-husband is joining you. >> ali: he is. he with the tour manager. he is going to be the tour manager again. >> jimmy: wow, you must be very involved. >> ali: we are. yeah. [laughter] we are really good friends. it was not just like, you know, when i see that, i really mean it. >> jimmy: i guess -- well, you are certainly proving that you mean it. >> ali: especially because my new hour is all about my dating life. >> jimmy: that is weird. yeah. and that does not bother him at all? >> ali: no. we are really good friends. >> jimmy: what if he is picking

up women on the road? >> ali: that is fine with me, i guess. >> jimmy: okay. >> ali: i never thought about that. term you should think it through before you get on the bus. [laughs] this show, i gotta tell you something. first of all, very dramatic which i know i expected it was going to be there's i did not know going in what it was going to was going to be and everything you do is find it so i figured this would be -- and there are some funny moments. but man, oh man, i saw the first episode and i cannot wait to see the second episode. what can you say about the first episode because i don't want to ruin anything. >> ali: the show is called "beef" it is about two strangers that get into a road rage incident and they become obsessed with each other. so, like, it is really funny because they're so steven young lee from the walking dead -- he is great. he is my costar and it is funny because when we first -- the project first got announced, all my friends were so concerned that i was going to fall in love

with steven. >> jimmy: okay really. >> ali: none of his friends were concerned. [laughter] and there was this headline that was like to ali wong continues to work with hot men. i was like, excuse me. [laughter] no you mean blessed and highly favored men, continue. it was a really great experience and, you know, originally, the person opposite of stephen in the road rage incident was conceived as a white man. but then the showrunner thought it would be more interesting. >> jimmy: sunday is our geico's name. >> ali: no way. [laughter] >> jimmy: wow, the stars are aligning here. i think it is more interesting having it be a female that he has got this thing going with. >> ali: yeah, it is. it is a dramatic role and i think that is what it took such a big break from stand up because my normal practice is to go up and do five sets week.

when i first starting in new york, i would sometimes go up, like, nine to 13 times a night. >> jimmy: a night? >> ali: yeah. no stand up for 5 to six months was wild and i think it was really good in the end and it was good for the project. from when you felt like if you were going out and being funny every night, you -- did you ever, like, play it for laughs when you were supposed to when you were shooting the show? chance of now, not really. >> jimmy: on playing it dramatically. transom there's definitely funny elements. but, i mean, people, it is a dark funny -- comedy but it is also a thriller. >> jimmy: it is a thriller. yeah. >> ali: it is tense. >> jimmy: and you have a love scene at all that sort of thing. >> ali: i had my first intimacy seen. >> jimmy: you had an intimacy seen by yourself the first episode. >> ali: i did. i have like three intimacy seams. i have that one and then i have two more.

and it was -- when i -- one of them is really, really intense. and then me and the actor afterwards just ate popeye's chicken in my trailer. from is that true? >> ali: yeah. [laughs] >> jimmy: how many pieces? >> ali: like five. [laughter] five pieces of spicy chicken. term of the thing, it was not a big deal at all then? chance of know because there's so many people behind the camera and then, electropop is chicken really takes it all. it brings you back to earth. >> jimmy: yeah. that is what they say. [laughter] congratulations on the show. ican't wait to see more. show is called "beef." it premieres april 6th on netflix. ali wong, everybody, thanks! we will be right back. [cheers and applause]

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