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it is 3/14. i think that was the first date-based holiday. now we have fo weed, may 4th is "star wars" d day. 8/17 is jeffrey dahmer day. do you get it? >> guillermo: i do. >> jimmy: explain it to us. >> guillermo: i'm not sure. [laughter] i know about taco tuesday. >> jimmy: jeffrey dahmer, 8 8/17 -- jeffrey dahmer ate acquaintances, are you got ike's mind a customer came tuesdays out of them. [rim shot] there is a -- pizza has asked the white house to stop using eggs in their annual easter egg roll, which -- is it possible that pizza is a pot -- -- is it possible that peta is a

false flag operation to make liberals look ridiculous? a big pile of rocks outside of the white house. just in case there's another interruption or something, cases someone -- another insurrection or something. the bigger issue is the fact that the white house on easter is testing eye shadow mascara on a bunny. [laughter] e white house and the only one getting it from peta this week. they are apparently also unhappy that we had a donkey at the oscars. we had our emotional support animal on the show, and they rode a post "shame on jimmy kimmel and the oscars for using this donkey as a prop. this donkey needs emotional support." she is not an actor. imagine the stress she feels being forced on stage. i was forced on stage also. [laughter] [applause]

in my movie, they killed the donkey. i spent a lot of time with jenny backstage, whose real name is dominic. seemed to chill to make, didn't seem worried about the show. everybody's petting him, eating snacks. if i can get a job eating carrots and getting stroked by jamie lee curtis backstage, i would be very happy. [applause] >> by the way, this is the kind of thing we should be focused on. according to the fbi, americans lost $10.3 billion on internet scams last year. that doesn't even count those trump digital trading cards. [laughter] all kinds of scans comi all kinds of scams going on. one guy spent all his money on what he thought was a online thriving business. turned out to be twitter. his name was elon musk. [laughtr] scammers are increasingly preying on people, especially older people. the white house is taking

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alpaca is gravely ill. i need $600 for his kidney transplant." [laughter] [applause] >> jimmy: man oh, man, hector can't catch a break. speaking of scam artists, congressman george santos tn 20. although, i figure there would be applause. no? [laughter] how is he running for a second term? he hasn't been kicked out of his first term yet. donald trump's finally accepting responsibly for the deadly violence he incited on january 6th. just kidding. he's blaming it on mike pence. trump said pence, since tents refuse to help them overturn the election, he, quotes, in many ways, "deserves blame them." but at the capitol. it's the presidential equivalent of if the teller just put the money in the bag, everybody would have made it home safe. if mike pence refused to

overturn the election, he said, we went to five january 6th, as we call it. that's what the calendar calls it. everyone calls at that. are people calling at december 37th? i don't think so. mike pence can be blam for a caus jua 6th. but he ey trihang him oni ha to say, co see pence debating donald trump, it will be like elmo versus cocaine bear. trump has been making attack videos on truth social purity think is trying to get them going. what i like as he wraps them up with a moment of thanks. >> we have to take back -- >> president trump: we have to take back the white house or our country is doomed. thank you very much. our country is going to hell and we are going to turn it back into greatness for america. thank you very much. under my leadership, this medicine will end.

thank you very much our country -- this madness will end. thank you very much. our country is going to hell, we will make america great again. what a shame, what a shame. thank you. people don't want to tha fake n. thank you very much. people said that taking this competency test would be a good thing. thank you. [laughter] >> jimmy: you are welcome, i guess. [applause] say what you want about him, he's very polite. trump is mad at fox news because he found out that everybody on the air there was sending texts, calling him an idiot after the election. they have been sycophantsing it up even more than usual. this morning, ""fox & friends"" tried to appease orange julius caesar with poll with polling numbers. >> on a roll. east palestine, styled visiting there, stopped having lunch with white supremacists, he's got 73% approval rating among

republicans with high school degrees or below. >> jimmy: mostly below. [laughter] he's absolutely crushing among voters who cannot tie their own shoes. it's amazing. trump has been taking shots at governor ron desantis, the republican candidate he obviously fears the most. desantis is governor of the sunshine state, where there's always something interesting happening, evidenced by our ongoing feature "this week in florida." ♪ ♪ >> of the dioxin target springs is a popular tourist attraction, but today, the lights were off at one of the businesses. this coffee shop, where an employee is accused of doing just that: spying on and recording mail customers using the bathroom. [laughter] >>t ys it right on the sign -- >> jimmy: it's has a right on the sign. when you go into it, we sneeze on the cake's bakery. no. that's on you.

i don't know a you. ght savings time. didn't we get rid of it? why do we still have daylight saving time? i don't know. [cheers and applause] i was so tired this morning. thank you. i'm glad we could finally come together as a nation. an expert on "the today show," explaining how setting the clock ahead has a negative effect on our health. i want you to pay close attention to it this expert says, especially when she uses the word "clock." >> there's no argument that we need to get rid of changing the cocks. it's difficult for the internal cock in your brain. there is a cock in your brain. the strongest center of that cock -- [laughter] -- the cock maintains all the rhythms for wake and sleep. >> jimmy: i've been speaking english my entire life, never know it was a silent l. [laughter] i had no idea. we have got a fun show for you tonight.

from "shazam! fury of the gods," rachel zegler is with us. [cheers and applause] a very talented artist from nashville, her name is sunny war. and, the man responsible for destroying steven spielberg's family, seth rogen is here with us. [cheers and applause] first, every once in a blue moon, we take some time out to ponder the questions that nobody bothered to ask. with that said, it's time for "three ridiculous questions," with our friend nicole ♪ ♪ >> what's the dumbest thing you believed as a kid? >> that you ate a sesame seed bun on a hamburger, and one of the seeds would plant in your stomach and that's where babies came from. my mother let me just repeat that to people, because she thought it was funny.

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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight, her new movie is called "shazam! fury of the gods." rachel zegler is with us. [cheers and applause] later, she's from nashville, tennessee. this is her album "anarchist gospel," sunny war. from the mercedes-benz state. tonight, visiting us in hollywood for the first time, and we cleaned up the face , -- we cleaned up the time for the first place, mr. david letterman will be joining us. our first guest tonight is a wildly successful actor, director, supremacists, with a funny memoir, which is now in paperback for those of you who are too cheap to buy make the hard one, called "yearbook." please say hello to seth rogen. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]

seth, i don't know what's going on. you've become very handsome and stylus over the last ten years. >> i don't know what happened either. it's weird. like "i really pulled something off. i don't know what that is." [laughter] >> jimmy: you're putting it all together. i was talking to a couple in the audience. they are here from australia. >> oh, yeah, them. >> jimmy: they are going to las vegas on their honeymoon. >> seth: cool. >> jimmy: they are going to see cirque du soleil. >> seth: are you going to do shrooms? if you need them i can sell mikey's son. [laughter] >> jimmy: that's what i was getting at. did you have fun at the oscars. -- [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you were sitting there with steven spielberg. i love that whole thing, the idea of the two view together. >> seth: it was weird. >> jimmy: i asked you what you were on at the oscars, and you said nothing. >> seth: i mean, enough to get

me through. it's a long show. there is a lot of parties afterwards, and that is where i kicked it up a small notch. you don't want to get too messed up. there's a lot of powerful people at these events, these parties. it's like -- jeff bezos is there, you don't want to get to [bleep] up and alienate jeff bezos. that guy on the spaceship. you don't want to piss anyone off who owns a spaceship. >> jimmy: i should've learned that but i don't think i did. >> seth: once you are spaceship-rich, look out for that [bleep]. [laughter] >> jimmy: what is, as far as state's, is your relationship as it appears? it appears you have got along very, very well. the day after the oscars, he was texting me pictures he took of me and my wife turning around

and taking he is a loving father, and denial of how much [laughter] people make jokes and he -- [laughter] >> jimmy: is that the only person you are so conscious about that in front of? >> seth: pretty much. [laughter] >> jimmy: did you ever get him to try it? >> seth: never tried. he would joke about stuff like that, but no. i don't want to be the guy that would break steven spielberg's [bleep]ing brain. that's the last thing that i need. [laughter] >> seth: that would be a real feather in your cap >> jimmy: that would be rather feather in your cap. >> seth: isaid you went toheart. which ones did you go to? >> seth: i went to the "vanity fair" party.

it was fun. i smoked weed with meg the stallion her brother. >> seth: her someone told me backstage that she doesn't have a brother. what is right. left >> seth: did you -- >> did you get along with her brother? >> seth: i did, which is weird if it's not actually your brother. [laughter] >> jimmy: did you get the phone number? >> seth: i did. >> jimmy: may be you him and stephen will get together. >> seth: i hope so.

travis, call him. >> jimmy: what was the first awards show you ever want to? speech of the first award i ever to was in 2003, so 20 to the avn awards, the porno awards. i was riding a movie about a porn star which never got made, riding a movie. went to las vegas, nevada. if you thought the oscars are long, the porn awards are five and a half hours long because there are so many categories. to their credit, you think the oscars was cutting categories. all girl scene, swimming pool anal seen.

[laughter] it is genuinely remarkable. it is a lot like the oscars and these other awards shows. they -- i felt this was so funny. if the host references someone, that cut to them in the audience as though -- to show you made fun of me, cuts them in the audience and stuff. they do that at the award show at the porn award. she would boob out and lick her nipple. it's like if bill nye was there and they cut to him and he jiggled his nuts. it's what the people want. [laughter] and the speech, the other thing that left an impression on me is the speeches were very emotional, like genuinely the most emotional, for real, real

emotion! i also remember thinking "honestly, they deserve it. no one is working harder for these awards." than these porn stars. [cheers and applause] seriously! >> jimmy: you are right. >> seth: brendan fraser works hard and "the whale." you call me when he [bleep] a whale. [laughter] i've got another one. i love the cast of everything everywhere all at once. call me when they'd [bleep] everything everywhere all at once. >> jimmy: i will call you. [cheers and applause] >> seth: is there more? we probably could if we really think about it. [laughter] >> jimmy: were you disappointed you didn't win the oscars? >> seth: it was insult to injury. i was honored to be there.

we kept losing to "all quiet on the western front." i'm here with the most jewish movieveand w keep losing to these [bleep] germans. [laughter] over and over and over again. i think that might be a hate crime. i have a go but i would look it up. >> jimmy: seth rogen is here. [cheers and applause] we will be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪ i know what's right for me♪ ♪ i've got a plan to which i'm sticking. ♪ ♪ my doc wrote me the scrip ♪ box came by mail. ♪ ♪ showed up on friday. ♪ ♪ i screened with cologuard and did it my way! ♪ cologuard is a one-of-a kind way to screen for colon cancer that's effective and non-invasive. it's for people 45 plus at average risk, not high risk. false positive and negative results may occur. ask your provider for cologuard. ♪ (group) i did it my way! ♪

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: back with seth rogen. this is his paperback edition of his autobiography, your book, memoir. >> seth: it's funny stories. autobiography seems a bit -- that would be lofty i would say. >> jimmy: sometimes i have to read the books and i wish i didn't come about with yours, picked it up and i honestly couldn't put it down. there are so many funny stories in here. >> seth: thank you. i wanted to do a book that was funny, first and foremost. don't think i've let a life that is mildly interesting or insightful, but if i thought -- i thought i could make a book that if i can make people laugh really, really hard -- >> jimmy: did you read aloud to people after your order to see if the jokes were playing or did you assume they would be? >> seth: i would go through my own process of poring over every word with self-hatred until i felt like it was good enough to release to the world. >> set>> jimmy: are you a hardcr

or paperback kind of guy? did you add anything to the paperback or subtract anything customer >> seth: there's a whole chapter i read about my interaction with kanye west. i wrote it may be three years ago. i did not update ads, but in retrospect, maybe i would have been a little harder on him. [laughter] >> jimmy: right, because he said he -- >> seth: i let him off the hook easy. that was before he said he hated jewish people. let him get away with a lot of crazy things. like [bleep] this guy. [cheers and applause] history will show that i -- >> do you think kanye saw the fabled men's? >> no. [laughter] >> maybe that could change his whole perspective on the whole deal.

there are a lot of great stories about a lot of famous people. are you ever concerned about the aftermath running into these people afterwards? you do not seem like you are in [cheers and applse] a b maybe. has a famous person ever come he >> jimmy: i have been angry fred savage one time a long time ago. >> seth: i hear that's just kind of how he is. [laughter] >> jimmy: now you will have an angry fred savage. [laughter] mending fences. he was upset with me one time. it does happen from time to time. >> seth: had a few people mad at me over the years. i make so many jokes about people that i forget the jokes i've made about them and they are mad at me for things that i genuinely have no recollection of, which has happened to me a number of times. i will get a text from a random

selector, celebrity, literally don't know what it is, but i'm always like "so sorry, just a joke." but i have no idea what it is generally. >> that's one of the great things -- >> jimmy: that's one of the great things about smoking so much weed, you can use it as an excuse for everything. speech i'm clearly lucid most of the time compass was thin. i just -- >> set>> jimmy: now that you hae corduroys. [laughter] do you remember the first time you hung out and equip with famous people that made an impression on you? >> seth: i do. when i first moved to l.a., i was 16 years old, and i started writing jokes when i was 17-18 years old. i had no money, i was broke, my parents -- >> seth: do you remember who you would write jokes for? >> jimmy: i would write -- gary stanley was hosting the hemmings. i would write jokes for garry shandling.

he would ask me to write out. i would get to be in these rooms with these amazing comedians. one of the first school ay parences i had, i went his garry shandling. we went to dinner at the iv, the most expensive restaurant in the known universe if you've heard of it. i had no money. i didn't want to order anything else also expensive because i couldn't pay for it. i ordered a side salad. everyone else at the dinner is ordering drinks and pasta and all of this, and i'm just like "i'm going to eat my side salad." at the end of the meal, the waiter brings the check, and so ones like "so we'll just split it?" and i was like "i have no money" [laughter] i ended up paying like $300 for my side salad that i did not have, and it is clearly me off, it's 24 years later

and -- [laughter] >> never forget stuff like that. >> seth: never forget it. >> jimmy: i was eating ivy at the -- >> jimmy: i was eating dinner at the iv ones, this door opened. the special that night was meat loaf. the door opens, this man gets out. it's indeed the singer meat l meat loaf. he approaches me and embraces me. i have not met him before, but he was very nice, very friendly. all i could say was "we know you are here -- what the special is." [laughter] >> jimmy: i have -- >> seth: i have a funny meat loaf story. spoon over. >> seth: you can cut this if if you want. >> jimmy: we don't cut this year. >> seth: i made this movie [cers andppe]y yea" erhe "ulnyinfo love" is

playoasis 's mieho suld have there be a meat loaf. cut to singing fat. in order to do that, we had to get the legal signoff of meat loaf, though a guy come out to do a cartoon representation of him as a meat loaf. the question became how are we going to pitch this to meat loaf? i will call meat loaf and explain it to him. i got left meat loaf's number. i was supposed to call him, 2:30 on friday. the phone is ringing and ringing, i called like ten times. finally meat loaf answers, like meat loaf and seth rogen. "you woke me up from a nap." bad starts. then he goes "why are you calling?" and i called him meat loaf and

he said "call me me to." [laughter] which is a weird thing to be commanding. [laughter] i was meat." i explained what i just explained. i have party, and in it food talks. there's a scene where we are using songs and we thought it would be funny if we cut to a meat loaf singing the song, as your name is meat loaf, the food, meat loaf, is also called a meat loaf. there was like 30 seconds of silence. [laughter] he just goes "i get it." he hung up. [laughter] >> jimmy: wow. the mysteries of meat loaf. the book is called "yearbook," and paperback. seth rogen everybody. [cheers and applause] we will be with rachel zegler.

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: we are back. we have music from sunny war on the way. our next guest played maria in steven spielberg's ""west side story"," is in "'s noah white," and one of the title titans in "shazam! fury of the gods" which opens friday. please welcome rachel zegler. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ great to have you here. >> rachel: nice to be here. >> jimmy: do you know seth rogen because of the steven spielberg court nash connection customer speech i think everyone assumes that once you know them, you know the shark from jaws. >> jimmy: bt is a friend? >> rachel: went to college together. stuff i've never met, but we had a funny twitter exchange where the official twitter tweeted out something about seth and the "west side story," but capitalize all of the west had story and it made it look like a casting announcement. >> rach>> jimmy: seth was in "westside story?" >> rachel: and i thought it did. and he tweeted back "doesn't look like that?" maybe we recast him and he's doing and know. >> he would've been great in westside story. >> really strong again. [laughter] should give him the chance put >> he does look like it.

that is something else. so yo are not part of the hanging out with stephen getting. >> i guess not. >> do people call you maria on the street? >> rachel: they do. >> jimmy: that's got to be delightful. >> rachel: they sing to me all the time. >> jimmy: they -- press for shazam. the entire shazam-il there was a person coming out of the men's room, looked at me, said ♪ i just kissed a girl named maria ♪ [laughter] walked up to d.j., grabbed him by the shoulders and said "we need to leave." >> jimmy: he ruined your applebee's dining experience. [laughter] >> rachel: it was a chili's. >> jimmy: that's no good. people have a hard time sometimes, because they are not prepared to see you, as you are not prepared to see them, and

weird things pop out of their heads. >> rachel: there's no line. covid made it worse. i feel a lot of us lost screen. >> rachel: that is -- >> jimmy: that is weird. >> rachel: i'm watching the show. you could just lie. i'm okay with a little bit of lying. [laughter] would be perfectly fine. >> rachel: didn't seem to? >> rachel: rarely does anyone sing to me. almost never happens. i am glad nobody seems to me that's for sure. "westside story" was your first movie. it's a crazy job to have. did you have jobs before? >> rachel: surprising, because i was 17 when i did westside story. i was a wedding singer.

i worked out a church, was a wedding singer, funeral singer, saying at masses. just did everything through the church. >> the first dance? >> though mike worked for the catholic church. it was one of those things where -- >> jimmy: i used to do that when i was an altar boy. we loved doing the weddings and the funerals, because we got $10 for it. did you get paid? >> rachel: i did. i was paid in taxes at 14. [laughter] >> jimmy: so you got paid more than $10 i would imagine. what kind of songs did you sing in the church? >> rachel: if it's going to be a secular song, it has to be dashed by the church. there were only about three of them that i was allowed to sing that word from the hymnals. >> jimmy: do you remember? >> rachel: i wish i could forget. [laughter] one that was hilarious was the wedding song from "twilight" was on the roster.

going to sing it for you. >> rachel: i like that song. but it's vampires and church. >> jimmy: they probably read the lyrics -- -- >> rachel: a thousand years, a thousand more, the sanctity of marriage. >> jimmy: what were the other ones customer >> rachel: and interface. >> jimmy: is going to say, that's a weird one for a catholic church. >> rachel: we had a rabbi presiding and the pastor. then, one of them was a song called the wedding song. it's also called "there is love." >> it's a dreadful song, really. >> it's funeral march -eli. >> they only got married for tax purposes. [laughter] no romance there whatsoever, captain and ten the yellow. >> i rest my case. [laughter] >> there is a lot of excitement for the live action's noah

white. [cheers and applause] nobody even knows what they are going to do. we know -- plays the evil queen. you place no wait. gear amount, three of the dwarves i think. >> four. >> [speaking non-english language] >> [speaking non-english language] >> that's a fun thing to be a part of. you can't even go to disneyland anymore. have you ever been to that snow white ride at disneyland time i'm online for the snow white ride. i have to pretend -- "crazy that we are in front of this." >> how often are you in front for the snow white ride customer >> i'm a narcissist. [laughter] i don't know! my publicist was with me last time it happened. every time they come up to me, i'm always online for this ride. it's like i'm standing there waiting for the photo op. >> you kind of art.

harrison ford is not standing outside of indiana jones going "hey, everybody." [laughter] >> on to touch my hat? [laughter] >> i don't know. it's the weirdest thing, but it always happens to me. i have to pretend that i don't always spend my time here. >> is that your favorite ride? that's a weird thing that you are snow white now. >> it's one of the original -- i'm a big disney fan. he grew up with the disney parks. my parents took me every summer. it's part of my upbringing. my favorite thing. it's one of those things. >> if you love it do not let them scare you away from the snow white ride. >> but -- >> there is no ride for shazam. >> there actually is at a six flags in the middle of nowhere. it is one of those, i don't know how to describe it, but it is one of those amusement park rides. >> can you be found standing in that line? >> i do photo ops, but for money. [laughter] >> you play a 6000-year-old

goddess. your sisters are lucy liu and helen mirren rated that's a good, solid trio to be a part of. >> makes perfect sense perfect sense phonetically. >> and 6,000 euros, what is -- >> exactly. those will move things things helen mirren said on the day. six pack. how old am i? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> that's the kind of person she is though. >> she is a lot of fun. >> such a firecracker. >> a congratulations on all of your success. [cheers and applause] the movie is called "shazam! fury of the gods." rachel zegler. we will be back with sunny war. ♪ ♪ >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series as persons by mercedes-benz: the all electric mercedes-benz lineup is here.

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