dan: we appreciate your time. jimmy kimmel is n >> i have been said joe say thank you president trump for the great job you did, perhaps i'm not listening. thank you very much, president trump, president trump. >> shut the [bleep] op! >> thank you very much. >> from hollywood, it is "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, viola davis and julius tennon, brett goldstein, and music from daniel caesar! and now, jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: hi, everyone! welcome! hi, i'm jimmy, welcome to the show, thank you for watching and joining us! a day, a night that many of us thought would never come. we were skeptical, but let me give you insight on how our jobs work at the show. less than two hours ago, i'm up in my office working on the monologue, typing about opening day for baseball and they joke about the people at cracker jack spent the whole winter in the dark sharing a can of bumblebee tuna and a thing about a new nasal spray that will give you an in 5 minutes. or the next one is free. and guess what we had to throw it all in the garbage, it is all moved to because d.j. and donald j. trump stands for jail. [cheers and applause] the manhattan grand jury which wasn't even supposed to vote

today come about it today and according to "the new york times" and many sources, donald trump has been indicted for the first time in the history of this country andn indicted for his role in paying hush money to a porn although that's a very narro window, porn stars were hard to come by. it's historic and its funny, very, very funny. of all things, of all the things the one that bit trump him in the d he thought he was going to be arrested but then he started to get cocky. yesterday he wrote i gained such respect for the grand jury and perhaps the grand jury system as a whole, the evidence is so overwhelming and i favor and so

ridiculously bad for the highly partisan and hateful district attorney that the grand jury is saying hold on comeau we are not a rubber-stamp, we are not going to vote against the preponderance of evidence and he was right, he voted for the preponderance of evidence and that is his payment of $130,000 to stormy daniels who he claims he doesn't know and his own lawyer saying trump directed to make the payment and disguise the payment as a legal expense. that seems like a preponderance of evidence to me. i'm not seeing a preponderance in person but after what it looks like. today, trump was not as enamored as the grand jury as he was yesterday. the truth on the following statement, today this is political persecution and election interference at the highest level in history from the time i came down from the golden escalator at trump tower, he so proud of that. even before i was sworn in as

your president, the radical left democrats and the enemy of the hardworking men and women of the country has been engaged in the witch hunt to destroy the make america great movement. if but they've done the unthinkable indicting a completely innocent person and an act of blatant election interference. blah, blah, blah, throw the democrats out of office so we can make america great again. next week you'll have to wipe all of this down on the cell of his jail wall with judo dust. then he wrote the follow-up, the thugs in the radical left monsters indica indicated present on the united states. hopefully he can spend time learning how to spell. he's got to turn himself in for processing at the courthouse in new york and a spectacle that seems to have been made for reality tv.

♪ ♪ >> good morning. >> jimmy: there he is, the biggest loser. maybe that's what he'll do now, instead of running for president, he will do another show like maybe a sitcom like arrest a developer. we don't know. all we know is that right now for the first time in seven years, melania is smiling and mar-a-lago. [cheers and applause] while trump is frantically googling how to make diet coke increase in toilet. best baseball opening day ever, i will say. this is only the warm-up indictment. lady justice -- she's getting loose in the bullpen right now, we will bring her in the ninth to close it out with insurrection and treason, but

the next move will be to try to start another riot to get people to demonstrate on his behalf. only donald trump could have support are so crazy we have to seriously consider whether or not being charged with a crime is good for him. it's like the entire political movement made up of the women who mailed their underwear to ted bundy. the grand jury did not ask permission, they moved on trump like a witch and he's going to be arrested, he will be fingerprinted, he will be read his miranda rights, wait until he finds out all this time he had the right to remain silent. [laughter] that's going to be a tough pill to swallow. and the saddest part of the story is who is going to help don jr. pick out his lung troubles tomorrow d.j. tj jumped in with a special emergency addition of the podcast to lament and lash out at the long arm of the law potentially taking daddy away. >> well, i've got some news

about 10 or 15 minutes ago. apparently, george soros backed district attorney alvin bragg is actually indicting my father. let's be clear, folks, this is like communist level [bleep], this is stuff that would make mao, stalin, it would make them blush. >> jimmy: you know he had to google every one of those names. if you know he scared because for once he's not waving his hands around like the swedish chef from the muppets. his brother eric trump tweeted that this is third world prosecutorial misconduct and the opportunistic targeting of a politician and campaign whereas ivanka trump said nothing and who would have ever guessed that a bonk on trump would dump trump before melania? reportedly vowed to stay out of all of this and done with

politics. she wants to spend more time waiting for her husband to go through puberty and spend more time with their kids. do you think the trump knows names? no wait, maybe joseph. i feel like the trump kids are divided into two camps, those that might visit them in prison and those that might join them there. this is kind of perfect. fox was busy whining about guess what, trans athletes in college sports. >> to be fair, there's a lot of male coaches and in the ncaa who are forcing this on the -- >> do they just identify as male? >> we are going to break in with a fox news alert here, we've just gotten word former president donald trump has been indicted. >> jimmy: i think jesse's waters broke when he heard that. the characters i fox news are bending over backwards for trump because the last time they were straight with their audience

about him, their audience got mad and left. last time we got more insight into what went down at fox news after the election thanks to the inter-office emails that have been released as a result of the lawsuit from dominion voting systems after january 6th rupert murdoch who owns fox news sent an email and said trump's indictment of violence was an act of crime. certainly do not support him. that backfired and the ratings went down, so the ceo of fox news tried to put a stop to fact-checking trump's crazy claims. this is an email sent from suzanne's got the ceo of fox news on december 2020 in response to a segment where they fact-checked trump and the bogus election fraud things. this has to stop now, this is bad business, the audience is furious. bad for business. this is amazing, it's right there in print, and people wrote the txts admit they wrote them. it is bad business to give the audience fax to fact check and

the audience does not care at all. no one that fox watches fox news isn't going to learn this because they watch fox news. bill bob and cheer along with tucker and the five nodding and grunting along with every story they hear from what is the wwe of news organizations. in congress, kevin mccarthy the speaker of the house is planning to investigate the guy investigating trump just in case you want to know where the real abuse of power is coming from. and sadly what's lost in all of this over the past couple weeks is that lucky little leprechaun george santos who made a stop at fox business this morning and the attempt to do some repair work on his image. >> what are some of the biggest misconceptions about you? >> well, you know what, kennedy, i'm an outsider to politics on a lot of folks just want -- and

the media specifically -- paint me as the bogeyman but the reality the bogeyman is china, inflation, it's the joe biden administration. not george santos, i may boring nnerd, dork, w call me. >> jimmy: george answered a bunch of joking questions in the interview, chatting and laughing and he might as well have fun with this and take a page from trump and use this to make some money. >> look, it's part of! >> no, it's not. it's georgie! ♪ ♪ georgie, the george santos action figure who simply can't tell the truth. it was so many identities to choose from like nyu graduate georgie. >> give me my diploma! >> i'm putting it on my resume

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show, tonight from "ted lasso," he plays roy kent, brett goldstein is with us! grammy winner from canada, his album is called "never enough," daniel caesar! we've got a big show. our first guest tonight are the actors so committed to their craft they got legally married 20 years ago just to prepare for their roles as michael jordan's mom and dad in the new movie "air" opened april 5th, please welcome julius tennon and viola davis! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> you know how excited i am.

you know every time you're on the show, i say will you bring george on one of these times? it just so happens you're in the movie together. it works perfectly. you call him george jefferson, that is the george. >> yeah, i'm pretty much george -- everything but the walk. >> jimmy: the walk is something -- why not the walk? if anything -- >> viola: it's nada sexy walk. >> jimmy: what other ways are you like george jefferson because viola told us this and i'm wondering what specifically she means. >> julius: she talks about me being george jefferson, she talks about me being organized. >> viola: he loves dry cleaning. >> julius: i get everything dry cleaned but not with

increases. >> jimmy: does that mean everything like t-shirts, underwear? >> viola: no, he's not going to do that because that's going to cost money. >> julius: i'm like george that way, i'm very thrifty. >> jimmy: you only get the things that need to be dry cleaned. have you seen when viola's on the show talking about you? >> julius: i have. >> jimmy: do you feel you're being fairly represented? >> julius: i feel like i'm being fairly represented. >> jimmy: that's great, that's a very good to know that's interesting. i remember viola was here like your birthday was coming up on christmas eve. if she said, no, i'm not getting him a cake >> julius: well that's what they always say, it's enough with christmas. of >> viola: the thing about it it's a lot. christmas is december 25th and his birthday is december 24th.

sometimes i just meld them together. >> jimmy: julius and jesus. i say let's do this in june. you should get a birthday in june, we should arrange that for you will. >> viola: doing is our anniversary. >> jimmy: how many years? >> viola: 20 years. if we were in dancing backstage and i remember dancing at the vowel renewal and you said your dancing like you're mad at the club. >> jimmy: you guys met on a tv show. >> julius: the show in 1999. >> jimmy: when you mind taking us through how the spark began? >> julius: do you want to tell the story? >> viola: no. [laughter] we can both tell the story but i was dogging a bagel with tuna fish on it.

cinnamon raisin bagel with tuna fish and believe it or not, it's really good. go ahead, julius appeared >> julius: i was waiting in line for my sandwich after she made her sandwich and i noticed her. i said hey, how are you doing? later on, we went to the site and i passed her and said she looks like a pretty nice lady. i think at the end of the day i will give her my card. that's what i did, i gave her my card. >> jimmy: and? >> julius: i give you my card only because my mom told me -- my mom said if you want to meet a girl, don't ask for a phone number, give her your card and if she's interested, she will call you. she promptly called me a month later. a month. >> jimmy: that's playing it cool. were you playing it cool and is that why you waited for a month? >> viola: no, i had bad credit and i didn't have a card. if nobody wants to meet a 34-year-old woman on the bus

with bad credit. i was trying to get my stuff together and you know what, it's going to take too long to get the credit right. >> julius: and i said, viola, don't worry about the car, i've got a car. don't worry about your credit being bad, i've got good credit. i've got you. >> jimmy: how long before you guys moved in together and how much time elapsed? >> viola: not a lot of time, jimmy. >> julius: the motivating factor was the money. [laughter] kind of like splitting $400 rent? oh, we are moving in! >> viola: no, it was, splitting that rent from new york and like he was cute. why not? [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: you said once you like a man with a big neck and it was his neck that attracted you. >> viola: yeah, back in the day, he had a 23-inch neck.

>> jimmy: a 23-inch neck! >> julius: yeah, when i played football. >> viola: and a 52-inch chest. >> julius: i could only fit three colors when i went to the tailor, so i cut them off here. they fit here. >> jimmy: what was the first date like? >> viola: magical. >> jimmy: i assumed he picked you up. and >> viola: he picked me up in his car because i would have had to take the bus. we went to crocodile which is a restaurant right on the water in santa monica or it was, and we were there for the breadbasket. >> julius: jimmy, the bread is so good. in >> viola: we ate the hell out of the bread. so good. >> julius: do you like bread, jimmy? >> viola: that's how he pulled me, you go to crocodile for the breadbasket there, and they put rosemary in the bread? i'm in there i'm there.

>> julius: bottomless bread. >> viola: his car was clean and he smelled good. >> jimmy: what are you going to do for your 20th anniversary? >> julius: we are going to be in cape town, south africa, so i had to come up with something spectacular. >> jimmy: yes, maybe a safari or something like that? yell. wow. >> viola: it's been magical. >> jimmy: are you woking or -- >> viola: we're going to be there working and then enjoying the landscape. >> jimmy: i love having the two of you here, you know that right? >> viola: we're not going to tell you all of our secrets though. >> julius: she's told you enough secrets over the years. >> jimmy: she's told me so many things about you, tell me one about viola. [laughter] >> julius: there's not many, but most people don't know that viola is really shy. you would not think it, but she is really a shy person. and very private. >> jimmy: all, okay, all right. it is that why you're not saying

anything? >> julius: that's why i'm not saying anything. >> viola: no, i'm seriously shy. iit surprises me too. when it pops up and i just shut down, usually it's in a room full of people who are not shy. i just shut down. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're comfortable with all of us here. [cheers and applause] you guys come in this movie is great, you're great in it, it's called "air" and you play the parents of michael jordan. we will take a look at it when we come back! julius tennon and viola davis are with us when we come back! ♪ ♪ is still out there, and so are you. and if your last vaccine was before september 2022, you're out there with fading protection. but an updated vaccine restores your protection. so you can keep doing you.

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>> are you mr. jordan? >> i'm with nike appeared >> oh, man, here we go >> mrs. jordan, i'm with nike. >> i think we made it clear we are not interested. >> yeah, i was told we are no to call beerco >> do you make it a habit of showing up to most people's doors unannounced? i don't like to take no for an answer and i think your son should be endorsed by someone of that exact mind-set. >> jimmy: that is julius tennon and viola davis in the new movie "air" and of course ben affleck has been talking and e told many people then michael insisted that you be the actor to play his mother.

when did he tell you that? did he tell you right away? >> we have not seen michael jordan, so i've only met mchael jordan one time coming out of a hotel in new york because his wife was a "how to get away with murder" fan. he and her stopped me a period of >> jimmy: he said, oh, man. >> viola: my wife and my mother and they love "how to get away with murder." >> jimmy: did you feel pressure? like i must do this now? >> viola: how do you say no to michael jordan? and hope to get free nikes. >> jimmy: what a complement to play his beloved mom and dad. julius, was it a coincidence? >> julius: i know the casting director mary very well and she called my manager and they thought viola, julius, they have

such great chemistry. you think julius would want to do it. in my manager called and like yeah. we love working with viola. that's how it happened. >> viola: to be honest, i saw online a picture of me next to michael jordan and like wait a minute because julius, they are both black. both bald. affable human. >> jimmy: the best personality in the world. >> julius: gave us the best compliment. that we depicted the jordans in a way he had remembered meeting them and that was the ultimate compliment. >> jimmy: wow. when you guys are on site working together, did you share a trailer? >> julius: no, we didn't share trailers. >> viola: i went to my trailer to eat.

speak to her trailer was a little bit bigger >> julius: her trailer was a little bit bigger and i went over to have lunch with her and she'd go, julius, are you going to hang around and hang out with us? >> viola: he go back to his trailer. >> julius: i'll see you in a minute. >> jimmy: was it fun working together like this? i assume you haven't done that in quite some time. >> viola: you know what, we were together a lot but this to me was the right dynamic. because you cut off the trailer but right after the trailer, i go in the backyard with sunny and wait a minute, -- say anything. >> jimmy: you know that the shoe became very successful. it >> viola: let me shut up before i say something and i don't want amazon calling me. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, viola, you were talking about how much you wanted to win dme, grammy,

tony. i was watching the grammys and you know i think it was before the grammys started and sure enough you got the egot. which explains why you had the bigger trailer. >> julius: that's right. >> jimmy: does she keeps the trophy tight enough? >> julius: you know what, she doesn't keep them tidy, i keep them tidy. there are some in our office and the others are in our -- on one that moves the old ones away and puts the new ones in. they are so many like cluttered with trophies. so many. >> jimmy: which is one, which of the trophy is meant so long -- >> viola: jimmy, you're trying to get me in trouble. >> julius: jimmy, i don't put so much for them any of them

hours i just put them in boxes. >> jimmy: viola, the paper back of your book is coming out and what does come out? >> viola: next week. >> jimmy: did you anything to that, egot, like in the paperback you and a little something at the end. >> julius: like what? >> viola: listen, let me tell you something, after writing a book, i'm not adding nothing. i don't want anybody coming around trying to sue me for saying you said this and this and this and that and that. that'll say this, i'm very proud of my book. >> jimmy: you should be. [cheers and applause] you're proud of the book too. >> juli>> julius: i am, i know e story. >> jimmy: is viola still hiding candy in the drawer next to the bed? >> julius: she still hides can do. >> jimmy: what's that can do that you hide and what your of choice? >> viola: werther's there is.

>> julius: i try to get her to eat the sugar sugar-free but she wants the full sugar. >> viola: sometimes i put the sugar-free on the side of the mouth and the full sugar on that side. ice most them together i's mush them together. >> jimmy: it's great to see see you guys and the movies fantastic. it's called "air" and in theaters on april 5th. julius tennon and viola davis, everybody! we will be back with brett goldstein! ♪ ♪ with no cap. you just grab and squeeze. dawn platinum's more powerful formula breaks down and removes grease 4 times faster. nice! no flip, no mess. platinum is also a go-to grease cleaner for your sink, your countertops, and to pre-treat stains on laundry. fast. easy. dawn platinum ez-squeeze. flip the way you clean dishes.

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i saw your at the one house last week. >> brett: yeah, we went to the white house on a day got invited to "ted lasso" got invited to talk about mental health with mr. president and first lady. >> jimmy: did you feel weird being there with all the stuff that's going on the world right now? >> brett: yeah, it was amazing and it was an honor and a privilege, but i've never been more aware of my hands then i was all day. like what do you do with your hands at the white house? i didn't know how to stand or sit. what's a person and i lost my mind. you know, it's the [bleep]

white house and i'm really trying not to swear and desperately trying not to make jokes like. >> jimmy: let's pull up a picture and see if anything looks amiss here. there you are. >> brett: this -- this, also, we didn't know this was happening. we were told like he is going to do a little speech but we met kamala harris who was amazing and so charismatic. we were all dazzled by her. and you glow like stop flirting with -- and then she said oh, good luck at the press room and we are like what? and it's literally like go on stage. >> jimmy: that's a crazy day because one of the guys was yelling out. >> brett: i said to hannah just before we started like what do we do with our hands? she said just stand and she said like stand like this.

for the first minute like i look man. it's like my hands were so heavy like the hulk. and i tried this for a bit. and i ended up with the posies see see there because if i stand like security. yeah, eyes on jason. >> jimmy: yeah, kind of part of the secret service detail. they didn't confuse you for one of them, did they? >> brett: one of them did give me a card at the end and i'm not sure if that's a threat. >> jimmy: just wait one month, call them, you might want to get married, who knows. that's a pretty big deal and you know that's when a tv show has hit its stride is when the white house wants you to come there and walk around. did you spend private time with the president and the first lady? >> brett: we had in our with

the president and the first first lady. >> jimmy: and our! >> brett: we were going to talk about mental health and we've been starkly told you sit here, you sent here, you sit there. and it's going to be filmed and when i sat down, the middle seat of the cushion like there is no cushion. and so then i spend an hour, very important honor and amazing come up with a whole hour i'm doing a will set like just tensed trying to look -- tryingo look like -- how do people sit? >> jimmy: no one else? it's just you? are you just generally uncomfortable? >> brett: i would say 99% of the time unless i'm asleep. >> jimmy: right now are you thinking about how you're sitting? >> brett: a more comfortable here and then i see the screen

and i'm like our people's hands like that? is that nothing? >> jimmy: did you curse at all in the presence of the president and the first lady? >> brett: i barely -- it was so hard. >> jimmy: i remember twice at the emmys you use the f word. last year was the first time and then what happened then? >> brett: what happen was it's funny for my family is there watching in england and what i actually said was something like i've been told i'm not allowed to swear, so this speech is going to be [bleep] short. that's all i said was the swear. the thieves back home, they cut it off so the speech was silent. my family back at home [bleep]. [laughter] >> jimmy: they didn't get to

hear your speech at all? than the second year. a speech of the second year they just took >> brett: the second year they just like cut me off as i took the microphone. >> jimmy: nip it in the bud before it's a problem. >> brett: does your family all curse >> jimmy: mother also cursing? yeah. yeah. they weren't upset at all. >> brett: i think they were like good lad, but they couldn't hear it. >> jimmy: supposedly it's going to be the last season of "ted lasso" and you approached it as though it's the last season. was everybody sad when it ended? >> brett: the last day, like they deliberately schedule the last scene in everyone in it and it's already an emotional scene. and then eventually they said that's a wrap.

250 people like set designers, accountants, they all rushed in to the locker room and everyone hugged and kissed and we had a orgy, you know, normal stuff. everyone was crying. jason did a speech. i kept sneaking off to the shower said to have a cry so no one could see and came back in like while you're crying, what's wrong with you? >> jimmy: it's weird if you did another season even though everybody wanted to do another season and it's going to be like oh, we kind of cried for nothing. >> brett: i can't look them in the eye anymore, we can't do this. >> jimmy: i was pleased to see your names and the credit as cocreator of the show "shrinking." another jason, jason stegall and harrison ford and you guys got picked up for that too. is there any chance you'll be on that show as well? >> brett: it's possible.

as long as it makes sense. i'm slightly wary of forcing myself into it with jason segal and harrison ford. >> jimmy: have you hung out with harris and? have you had the chance? >> brett: i haven't. like i can talk about this now, i was going to talk about it but and my dad has parkinson's. it's something i was going to talk about but bill actually excellently said. and like look, i'm sorry, bill said that you've got parkinson's. in the public i can try to never speak of it again but it's up to you. and he said i'm not ashamed, it's true to who i am and if you're telling the world, i'm based on harrison ford, [bleep] say it to everyone. he likes that. >> jimmy: well, you're doing great stuff. it's really remarkable. you had the last two and a half

years have been unbelievable. are you enjoying it? are you happy? >> brett: that such a heavy question. i'll go to the showers. a speed when you're writing a show about a psychiatrist office, it feels like it's a fair question to ask. great to have you here, great to have you here. "shrinking" on apple tv+ and "ted lasso" every week once a week. one of the nights i forget which night, because i watch it whenever i want! we'll be right back with daniel caesar! brett goldstein, everyone! >> presented by the s class from mercedes-benz! ♪ ♪

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