>> lou: from hollywood, it is "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, carol burnett, wendi mclendon-covey and music from metallica with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that is very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. i am the host of the show. thank you for joining us on -- look at this. [cheers and applause]

now it is getting embarrassing. i'm glad you are in a good move. president biden has officially declared that the covid national emergency can be over. now, he didn't do it year after the rest of us did. [laughter] i learned a lot during the pandemic. i learned that people who are most resistant to the government telling them what to do also happen to be the people who most need the government to tell them what to do. [laughter] a vinicky are the same people who are most supportive of the government telling other people what to do. but it was not all bad. there were some positives. people help each other. we found out who in our communities care about others and maybe most importantly, we have enough toilet paper to last the rest of our lives. [cheers and applause] the end of the covid area is surprisingly kind of bittersweet. this morning, i did something -- i wiped down my groceries just for old time sake. i bought a bottle of prl and wiped it down with puerile.

to help with this time, we thought it might be cathartic for all of you and for us to take a look back at the covid era memories that we either forget or will not forget. i don't know. ♪ ♪ [laughter] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [laughter] ♪ ♪

[laughter] [applause] >> jimmy: yeah. by the way, the emergency might be over. but covid is still out there. it is kind of like a crazy ex. you deleted her number but you have to worry you might run into her at a bar one night. president biden is in belfast right now. it is his first trip to ireland since taking office. he will meet with the irish president, michael higgins who is hands down the most -- president i have ever seen in my life. here he is being even cuter than his dogs. it is amazing. and you catch him napping under a rainbow, he will bring you a which. this is a homecoming of sorts for notice. biden is a proud irish-american is.

that is his family's name and i really hope the visit goes well because if biden blows with the bruins, fox news is going to have a field day tomorrow. biden's relatives are in county mayo, which is where my family is from. some of our irish cousins are here visiting. they missed the president. they missed everything to be here tonight. [applause] you did get either my father telling you about my mother's eye infection, right? >> we heard it all. >> jimmy: it was not -- >> he is doing well. [laughter] >> jimmy: joe biden is actually a year younger than the president of ireland but still he is cooking up all sorts of newfangled ideas. the biden administration wants to create a special press briefing room at the white house for social media influencers. that is why. a man who does not know the difference between hashtags and hashbrowns wants to welcome influencers into the white house

which i imagined might look something like this. >> thank you so much. we need a five check on an ir l. cap or no cap. >> does not have anything more to share over preview on your a question. >> about to pop off. when you say in when you say the state of the union is low-key in their era? >> i'm not. >> i'm not going to say more beyond those outside of what i just laid out. >> does president biden favor national security or not? >> what i can say is the president will continue to be vigilant about our national security. >> okay. [laughter] thank you. i am >> okay, i will see you tomorrow. >> jimmy: that was very disrespectful of @smittenkitten69. meanwhile, the reigning

champion, donald trump, i mentioned last night, there was a rare melani a sighting on easter sunday. according to rupert murdoch' is near post trump had to make melani are to be there. reportedly they had a major talk over the weekend. he told melania, i really need you to do this and she said, i need you to keep that tiny mushroom inside your goals khakis. once she showed up -- melania trump made the ghost may be the only woman in the world who got a better prenup after she got married. meanwhile, don jr. got to go to the ufc fights and no one has ever been more excited to spend time with his father. >> it was just awesome. i went down there with my father. ufc 287 i think it was. my father just an amazing night in miami. with my father, just electric. the movement is alive with my father, the reception we

received with my father. dana dana white said it was the most incredible sheer with my father of someone walking into the arena in history of doing it. and insane awesome evening with my father. [laughter] >> jimmy: he is going to miss that guy so much when he becomes president. trump was on tucker carlson tonight. remember the guy who texted everyone on fox that he hated trump? he had him on for a rich round tonight and asked the former president about his first of what should be many of us. >> you are in new york for the arraignment. the world watched it. you have not given an interview since. you were there 57 minutes. tell me from your perspective what that was like. >> incredible. when i went to the courthouse, which is also a person in a sense, they sent -- signed me in and people were crying. people that worked there,

professionals that have no problems putting in murderers and they see everybody. it is a tough place. and they were crying. they were actually crying. >> jimmy: they were actually laughing. sometimes it looks like trying. you know. sometimes when you last hard enough, it turns into the crying but it starts as laughing and -- [applause] >> jimmy: can you imagine this man? these people were crying because he got in trouble for golf course pumping a -- porn star. trump's campaign is already breaking the rules. reporting his financial holdings to the fec but he really is something. he just got indicted on 34 felony counts. he was facing i do know how many much bigger additional indictments. he can't even follow his paperwork according to the law. it is like being in the back of a police car and stealing a dollar out of the ashtray. you know trump, even with a

swarm of indictments on the way, he continues to insist he has done nothing wrong. >> here is the story. i did nothing wrong. i did nothing wrong. i did nothing wrong. most people acknowledge that. did not do anything wrong. i did nothing wrong. i know i did nothing wrong. it turned out i did nothing wrong. i did nothing wrong. i did nothing wrong. i did nothing wrong. nothing that i did was wrong. it was nothing wrong. i did nothing wrong. i did nothing wrong. there was no crime. i did nothing wrong. >> jimmy: you say you did nothing wrong but are you innocent? >> one friend said to be, you have to be the most innocent man in the history of the united states. sophisticated friends have said, you have got to be the most innocent guy ever to hold this office. it probably makes me the most innocent man in the history of our country. i was the most innocent human being and they all said it. i am proven to be one of the most honest and innocent people ever in our country which makes me perhaps the most innocent man

anywhere in the history of the united states. >> i'm just saying. [laughter] >> jimmy: two of america's most innocent -- [applause] we have a rocksolid show. the legendary carol burnett is with us. [cheers and applause] wendi mclendon-covey is here. metallica is here and we have a board discussed youtube superstar mark roper is here. hey, mark. good to see you. mark is working for apple and nasa. makes these popular youtube videos and he has two shows coming to the discovery channel. one is called "this is mark rober." explain the idea. >> it is like my porch pirate

grabara on youtube to attract people who violate social norms. >> jimmy: around here we violate norms regularly. we actually kill some norms. i think we have killed four norms here in hollywood this year. so we sent you out on the street to see what you were -- >> mark: people crossing the street, they are has this on their phones and that is dangerous. it is sort of a psa. i took a normal bike and used my nasa engineering skills to level up the bike. >> jimmy: you made your bike bell into a very, very loud train horn. here is mark rober. >> mark: billions and billions of people are injured crossing the street each year because they are distracted on their phones. we are going to do something about it because i have got a bike and i have got a train horn. let's go save some lives [horn honking].

no phones in the intersection. it is kind of a safety thing with the city. it was. yeah. >> [bleep] >> mark: people are just so happy to learn about safety. [by bell ringing] [sirens] >> no phones in the crosswalk. it is a safety thing. it is like a city ordinance. that was me. >> you can get hit by a car and getting scared by the horn. >> mark: you are. >> mark: you are welcome for saving your life. [horn honking] you are on your phone in the crosswalk. >> orry. >> mark: it is okay. never forget this is the day you were saved by mark rober. [horn honking] thanks for not using your phone at the intersection.

you can't do that. safety first. you guys drive the buses? nice. how big of an issue is this where people are in their phone crossing right in front of you? >> it is a huge issue. >> mark: what you need is a train horn. [horn honking] [laughter] [horn honking] >> mark: no phones in the intersection. >> bro. >> mark: yeah. >> oh, my god! >> mark: who is on their phone? >> i'm selling shirts for an upcoming flight. >> mark: oh, don't hit me up. all right, thanks to you guys. [horn honking] [bike bell ringing] >> mark: excuse me, i noticed you crossed the street without being distracted on your phone. for that, i feel like you should be rewarded. i swear, i promise it is yours.

congratulations. you are the pedestrian of the day! [horn honking] [applause] god bless america! way to go, buddy! i'm mark rober. [laughter] [applause] >> jimmy: you can't between the terpo. all right, this is mark rober. we will hee-chan to ride the bike. and his show premieres next thursday on discovery. mark rober. [horn honking] or we will be right back with carol burnett. ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight from "the goldbergs" on abc, wendi mclendon-covey is with us and then later, they are here all week long practice as their new album. it is called "72 seasons." metallica. our first guest is the recipient of 6m eaze, two peabody awards, a presidential medal of freedom and the most celebrated earlobes in television history. herbert a special carol burnett: 90 years of laughter + love airs april 26 on nbc. please say hello to carol burnett. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: how are you? >> carol: hello. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. it is great to have you here. >> carol: i love seeing you. >> jimmy: and i think about people who are real locals and when i think about locals, i don't really necessary think about carol burnett. but you are as local as it gets. you went to high school right across the street. you shot your special right down the block. you grew up in an apartment like write down. >> carol: and wilcox north of hollywood boulevard and the neighborhood kids continues to climb the hollywood sign. >> jimmy: used to climb the hollywood sign. >> carol: the o's are my favorite. >> jimmy: they seem like the hardest ones. >> carol: it was like rough scaffolding. splinters and it was a wonder we did not break our necks. we loved climbing the side.

>> jimmy: now they have snipers up there. >> carol: i know. >> jimmy: was this neighborhood -- it is nicer now than it was back in the '50s, right? >> carol: no. >> jimmy: no. [laughs] you did not have dirty spongebob and superman wandering around? >> carol: it was a nice neighborhood. we never had to walk outdoors or anything like that. >> jimmy: now we don't even have doors. [laughter] it is great to have you here. of water, when people call you a legend, do you like that? >> carol: no. >> jimmy: oh oh. i was wondering because most legends did not exist and you exist. i see you before my eyes. >> carol: here we are. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: a lot of people, myself included, we would watch you every saturday night and it was like a big part of our week, a big part of our lives, such a major thing. >> carol: that is wonderful to hear. >> jimmy: and now to have this special on your birthday, 90th

birthday. [cheers and applause] i mean, to me, you have always been famous but what is it like to have this body of work that goes back so far and so loved and important to people? >> carol: what a question. i'm just thrilled to be here and i say i'm happy that at this age i have got all my parts. [laughter] >> jimmy: that is good. >> carol: i have my hips and my knees and i pick my brain sometimes. >> jimmy: it is interesting that you grew up in l.a. and then you started your career in new york which is kind of the reverse of how a lot of people do it. out of college, he went to ucla, right? >> carol: yes and then i got a chance to move to new york and i had a manufactory who met me the money to go to new york who was very -- was it -- >> jimmy: was a donald trump?

[laughter] [cheers and applause] >> carol: that was a low blow. >> jimmy: i heard he likes to give money to women for now reason at all. [laughter] >> carol: what were we are talking about? >> jimmy: you moved to new york. >> carol: i moved to new york and i borrowed money and i did not know where i was going to live and i checked into the algonquin hotel and it was nine dollars a night. now, that was very expensive. >> jimmy: it was, wow. >> carol: i was raised by my grandmother, you know, wilcox, in one room and it was $30 a month. so nine dollars a day was quite a bit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> carol: and i had a chance to move to another place called the rehearsal club which was brownstone on 54th street. one room was four roommates,

five women and one room. we had a cart and a dresser. a closet and one bathroom with all of these five women. >> jimmy: did you keep in touch with any of those women? >> carol: oh, yes. they were all different. there was one who had been around the block a few times. [laughter] and there was one who was status glossy actress, who never paid. traveled great. >> carol: there was another girl from england. tinker was her name. cute with curls. she was british but she was into spanish dancing and then there was a ballerina, yvonne craig was her name. she later became that girl. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, she was on batman. >> carol: it was the five of us and i remember my grandmother sent me $20 to buy because i had never been in cold

weather. i lived out here in texas and arizona. i bought a coat and it was wool and it was kind of nubby, like, white and black and so forth. i was proud of it. i thought it was great and i modeled it in front of the tough girl in -- the one that had been around the block. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> carol: i said, what do you think? she said, it looks like on board linoleum. [laughter] i was embarrassed to wear there from then on. >> jimmy: oh, wow. shame on joyce. [laughter] were you working at that time? >> carol: i had a part-time job in a ladies tea room as a hatch act girl. room and oh. >> carol: not too many women check their hats. but there was an oyster bar downstairs at -- that the men would go to and they would pick their nose take their coats with them because they could hang

them on some. 's downstairs. once in a while, i would grab one. take year and i would get the coat. now i have a man's coat, right? i only got my tips. i had no salary. downstairs, i would take, you know, the little thing in the back that you hang year on? >> jimmy: yeah, the little loop. >> carol: the loop-de-loop. i would cut that off and then i ould sew it back ona different color thread. and when he came back up, i would say, this was broken but i sewed it back. [laughter] plat. [applause] >> jimmy: a follicle. >> carol: are with -- instead of a quarter, i would get 35 cents. so -- >> jimmy: wow! >> carol: i was a con artist. >> jimmy: what a shock to hear! carol burnett is a criminal. we will take a break.

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's. >> carol: i'm from the west coast and most of my folks still live out there so i get a chance to see them very often. the first time i was on a television show back here in new york, i coat up a secret signal.

holding my ear which meant hello to my grandmother in california. once was alright but then my mother and my little sister wanted to know why i did not have a special secret signal which meant hello to them. so then the next time -- the next time i was on a television show, this man, does this meant my mother. is meant, hellograndmother. this meant, hello, my little sister. pretty soon the whole family wanted to get into the act. the only trouble is i come from a very large family. so i pray the next time i ever am on a television show, it may look a little bit like this ♪ i can make my fantastic dream come true ♪ ♪ look at [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: celebrating her 90th birthday, april 26. a special called "carol burnett:

90 years of laughter + love." laughter and love. more laughter or more love? >> carol: equal. >> jimmy: equal. there is a good ratio. yeah. gosh, i mean, there are so many things you have been a part of. you know? from that. what a jolt was that would that we saw? >> carol: that was on "the gary moore morning show." >> jimmy: all the way to a "better call saul" in the final season. and you have been -- i know you have been an admirer of vince gilligan, the creator of that show. >> carol: yes. you made me cry. i love "breaking bad and vince gilligan created that. so better call saul came in and i actually got hooked on that and his partner was peter gould and he created it, too and then

i met vince and his wife, we had dinner and he said, someday, i may write a little thing for you for assault. i said, i care if it is one sentence. i will be there. and so he wrote this and it was a great moment for me to play this character who finally brings down saul at the end. it is like, mrs. wiggins did him in. >> jimmy: yeah. mrs. wiggins. [laughs] >> carol: we bought it. it was terrific. >> jimmy: he was there with you. you have on your special, i think share is on the special. katy perry is on the special. julie andrews. >> carol: julie andrews. >> jimmy: brit bennett -- bernadette peters. >> carol: jean twenge. christian wade. allison jenny. laura dern.

and my darling vicki lawrence. >> jimmy: vicki lawrence. do you see vicki much? >> carol: as much as we can and she is just -- >> jimmy: do you break into eunice and she becomes mama? you are eunice. >> carol: we hired her. she was 17. 18 years old. >> jimmy: is that true? >> carol: we got her out of high school. i saw her at a contest and we hired her. today, no network would let us do that when we came out of high school. she was very kind of raw and did not have much experience but we saw something there and so we were doing stuff where she was going to be my kid sister that we would do occasionally and harvey and i were racing -- we were married and we were raising my kid sister. she started out as my kid sister and wound up playing my mother.

[laughter] >> carol: she is wonderful. >> jimmy: i bet people probably ask you all the time if you see her and they want to know if you guys are together. >> carol: we are very, very close. >> jimmy: yeah, that is wonderful. that is great. [applause] even if you are not, you can lie about it and it makes people feel better. you also learned that one of our guests who is going to be here, you were show "finding your roots" on pbs and learned that bill hader is related to you. >> carol: we are distantly related. >> jimmy: maybe you can bring harry to justice. is -- boy, that is something else. >> carol: it is great. >> jimmy: what do you think there is something in your dna that there is some connection that makes you guys both two of the greatest sketch comedy performers of all time? >> carol: i have no idea, but i'm very thrilled that we are

related. chairmen have you gotten together to discuss this? >> carol: no, but he had a family reunion he said, the burnett family reunion party not too long ago. >> jimmy: right. one that you were not at but he was with the other burnetts. it is great to have you here and i'm grateful. i cannot wait to see your home life boiled down to an hour really. right? two hours ago, two hours. that is even better. "carol burnett: 90 years of laughter + love." in premieres on and bc and then on peacock. we will be back with wendi mclendon-covey. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ 's disease. now, there's skyrizi. ♪ things are looking up ♪ ♪ i've got symptom relief ♪ ♪ control of my crohn's means everything to me. ♪ ♪ ♪ control is everything to me. ♪ feel significant symptom relief with skyrizi,

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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: music from metallica's on the way. our first uest for more than 200 episodes of "the goldbergs," after 10 seasons, they are saying goodbye. you can watch the final episodes of "the goldbergs" wednesday nights here on abc. please welcome wendi mclendon-covey. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

my spies told me you got emotional talking to carol burnett backstage. >> wendi: i did. her majesty. i got to say hello and i mean -- >> jimmy: is she import number one? >> wendi: she is the reason that i ever wanted to be funny. i used to watch her all the ti time. [cheers and applause] yeah. on her show. she would come out dressed to nines and something really graham and then she would go and be funny and it was that right there is everything. that is all i want to do when i grow up. >> jimmy: yeah. i think people felt like that in the previous generation about lucille ball and then carol burnett was our generation. have you met other of your comedy heroes? >> wendi: i have and i have met some of my musical heroes, too.

>> jimmy: you had a lot of musical heroes in your show. you had rick springfield. >> wendi: we had rick springfield, i mean, come on. i know i,, like, sneaking glances at him. i hope he did not think i was a weirdo. is this happening? >> jimmy: i saw him at benihana once and i was looking at him, too. [laughter] >> wendi: when you see people out in the wild like benihana, you got to take a look. we had rick springfield. tommy lee. who was hilarious. and the michael hall who is not a singer but i loved him. richard marx. >> jimmy: oh, richard marx was on. >> wendi: that has been -- >> jimmy: you had john lothes on the show. >> wendi: yeah. >> jimmy: but not zero hall. i bet you john oates was like,

i'm happy to be doing something on my own. >> wendi: i think he was happy to be there. >> jimmy: was it sad? was it emotional? were you happy to be done with it? are you sick of those people? >> wendi: i love those people so much. >> jimmy: you have a party to watch the show, the finale together? >> wendi: i will probably have to call a nurse to come and sit with me. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> wendi: i have never cried as much. here it comes. >> jimmy: you are going to cry now? oh, wow. should we get a nurse? >> wendi: no. >> jimmy: guillermo, go put on a nurse's costume and come back. >> wendi: it has been so emotional and -- >> jimmy: did you take a mome momento, something that you will chairs? >> wendi: i did keep my way because who wants that? and i kept a sweater that was made by our costume department that says, i'm so flappy and it

is a duck smiling with human teeth. it is so weird that i thought, yeah, that i wanted. amazing costume designer sent home a bag of goodies for me and one of the things is a quilt and it had -- here it comes again one of george segal's sweatshirts. >> jimmy: that is the weirdest thing i have ever heard anyone cry about. >> wendi: i know. >> jimmy: but his sweatshirts are. and -- >> wendi: and geddings not all over his sweatshirt. yes, i'm upset. >> jimmy: let me get you a tissue. you are welcome. i want to -- i know you are an art collector. i like this idea because you have in their bathroom you have a little museum, right? >> wendi: yes, we have two big bathrooms that are dedicated to

crap, no pun intended. but i collect horrible art. one bathroom is the portraits and one is the animals and this pretty lady i must have paid at least seven dollars for her and i can replace her. at that price. >> jimmy: not anybody you know? >> wendi: i don't know who it is. >> jimmy: where did you get this? >> wendi: it must have been a garage sale. but i stole this idea from a place called the museum of bad art which is a place. >> jimmy: yeah, i have heard of that place. >> wendi: so my husband and i are always on the lookout for the weirdest portraits we can find. and c, obviously, the artist had some skill but they cannot do hands. so they just said, forget it. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. she had an accident. >> wendi: maybe. maybe. but then bring me no end of happiness. here is shakespeare. shakespeare. >> jimmy: like a mousy --

>> wendi: like to be or not to be. trevon diggs looks like an episode of alice where the character is dressed up as shakespeare. the references are very fresh. this is -- >> wendi: she is one of my favorites. but it looks like she smelled it and she dealt it. [laughter] >> wendi: she has a very guilty look on her face. right? every time i look at her, i'm laughing. >> jimmy: somewhat accusatory. this is great for the bathroom. >> wendi: she is staring right at you. >> jimmy: this is quite a masterpiece for this is -- >> wendi: there is some talent there. you can tell it is a lady in a bikini. there is something with the perspective and the hand transplant that -- [laughter] right in here. >> jimmy: and then this whole -- >> wendi: something is askew.

>> jimmy: this is where they started drinking. [laughter] >> wendi: yeah. we have a whole bathroom of uglies. come and look at my uglies. >> jimmy: how many paintings at all do you have in your bathroom? >> wendi: probably 30 right now. >> jimmy: you know what? >> wendi: come join us. >> jimmy: we will put your home address on our website and if people have something they want to send you -- >> wendi: i love you for doing it. >> jimmy: congratulations on more than 200 epsodes of this show. it is unbelievable. [cheers and applause] the final season of "the goldbergs," wednesday nights here on abc and you can see wendi in an excellent movie which is in theaters now. wendi mclendon-covey, everyone. we will be back with metallica. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

oh, that's a red flag. your mom looks a lot like me. yeah, couple of hotties. thank you? there's dead spots all over this place. there really are. oh wow. nothing. are you getting a good signal?

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than thou," metallica. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ no more ♪ ♪ the crap rolls out your mouth again ♪ ♪ haven't changed, your brain is still gelatine ♪ ♪ little whispers circle around your head ♪ ♪ why don't you worry about

yourself instead ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ who are you ♪ ♪ where ya been ♪ ♪ where ya from ♪ ♪ gossip is burning on the tip of your tongue ♪ ♪ you lie so much, you believe yourself ♪ ♪ judge not lest ye be judged yourself ♪ ♪ holier than thou ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ holier than thou ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ you know not ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ before you judge me, take a look at you ♪ ♪ can't you find something better to do ♪ ♪ point the finger, slow to understand ♪ ♪ arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ it's not who you are, it's who yoemkn back with

♪ judge not lest ye be judged yourself ♪ ♪ holier than thou ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ holier than thou ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ you know not ♪ ♪ holier than thou ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ holier than thou ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ holier than thou ♪ ♪ you are ♪ ♪ you know not ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ not ♪ [cheers and applause]

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