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my name is jimmy, i am the host of the show, thank you for joining us here, please, that was embarrassing, thank you thank you, for me, it is a fun start to the weekend when i'm in the car with five 6-year-olds on the way home from a long birthday party did at universal studios, suddenly everybody starts texting, "did you see what trump said about you" all at once. the kids start asking, what did he say about you come up with the former president of united states said about me and stephen colbert and all the late-night hosts, i guess, is this, these losers are dying, they are bad for our country, which is in serious decline, nobody wants to watch this negativity anymore, nothing funny about them, highly overpaid, easily replaceable fools. and yet, unlike you, we still have our jobs, so... [cheers and applause]

listen to blutin, of his mind, it is getting up, he was on this podcast -- it is called full of sand, these young guys who goof around, less guests before -- last guest before trump was on was a porn star, the week before that, don jr., scumbags all along the way. trump has been on the show before, the one thing he didn't get to last attempt was his favorite new riff about, well, the n-word. >> it never as a country been in the danger we are in right now. you have other countries, russia, but country is talking, n-word, the nuclear word in this case. you can't use that term -- >> there's two n-word, right? which one is worse? >> they are both real bad.

>> jimmy: this is why they netimn "sesame re."y he is constantly i wo when talking about nuclear war, a mystery to everyone, maybe even him. this is israel think no. >> real global warming would be nuclear global warming, would take seconds, and a warming that will melt granite, very powerful, very hard stone, take a look at hiroshima, her-o-shimo, as a lot of people call it. >> jimmy: someone has been using this rosetta stone cassettes. asked trump to weigh in with one-word assessments on some notable individuals, like any good president, he did. >> elon musk, one weird. >> one word, smart. >> joe biden? >> dom. >> kim jong kim jong

>>, very interesting. >> o.j. simpson, which we had -- >> i knew o.j. very well. i knew him very well. i better not get into it. i knew o.j. so well. >> on the golf course? >> golf, he loves playing golf. i just say golf, love being nice, a terrible situation. >> jimmy: it was. that when he handles delicately, the one question he thinks twice about answering, problem, o.j., he plays golf. made a remote appearance for aquatic evangelicals over the weekend. maga theresa sent in a message to the crowd of the faith and freedom coalition, man, it is this know how to connect. >> as the most pro-life president in american history, i will continue to stand strong against the extremely turn

abortionists in the democrat party who believe in abortion on demand in the ninth month of pregnancy and even executing babies after birth. they actually tug beyond birth, after birth. executing the baby. >> jimmy: what? executing babies after birth? who is doing this. how -- do they strap the baby into an electric highchair? what kind of nonsense? and the crowd goes along with it, i guess, i feel like these people would be okay with abortion if they used the dock -- let the doctors use ar-15s. mike pence also appeared before the crew, in person, trump and pens had been appearing separately at all the same events recently. like a divorced couple showing up at the kids soccer games, and when you talk about wowing a crowd, until you've seen mike pence in front of a group of evangelicals, well, you

haven't seen mike pence. >> four years, we revived our economy, we unleash american energy, but most important of all. >> check, check, testing, one, two, three. >> that was for emphasis. is strong, when he goes off the cuff like that, look out, that is when mother takes her bonnet right off. i don't know if you know, twitter erased all the blue checkmarks for anyone who refused to pay $8 a month. over the weekend, a lot of people with more than a million followers had their checkmarks restored, including me, and knowing, i don't want anyone to think i am giving money to elon musk, which i am not. somehow this genius managed to change what was a status symbol, that blue check mark, into the equivalent of a cold sore on your lip. he gave twitter

lot of people wanted to make things clear, but midler wrote, yes, he gave him no make it back, i didn't pay for it. lil nas x, on my soul, i didn't pay for it, you will feel my wrath, little man. and trixie mattel -- how can this this much. it is like screwing up a ben & jerry's. like ben and jerry said, we have a good business, but these flavors are too liberal, what if we did a bed bath & beyond announced their filing for bankruptcy, if only they had had 20% more revenue, what was once a pretty huge american retail store has transformed into -- i don't know if you have been in one -- into the saddest place to buy pillow

shams on earth. company says they are planning to stay open as they get the finances in order but the stores will close if they can't figure that out in time. i don't mean to pile on. i have had good times at bed bath & beyond. real good times. buying accent drugs -- you know those shoe organizers you hang on a closet door? really good stuff. there never was a beyond. right, guillermo? >> that is right. >> jimmy: i know a guy who could use one of those 20% off coupons, and you probably know him too. >> we have some news from within our fox family, fox news media and tucker carlson have mutually agreed to part ways. tucker's last show was this past friday. >> jimmy: that is right, fox news has severed bow ties with with tucker carlson after all these years, they are parting ways, which means he was fired. that is really what parting ways

means. he was said to be stunned by the move, in the middle of renegotiating his contract, someone released a photograph of tucker's face the moment he found out he was being fired, and you can see, he was surprised, to say the least. tucker couldn't be reached for comment, already on the plane to moscow to meet with his manager. what a shock, but an absolutely delightful shock this is. they say it rupert murdoch made this decision. this is more like an episode of "succession" than last night's episode of "succession," not the only dramatic one, a few moments after the fox announcements, this came out on cnn. >> i want to share important news right here at our own network, back with us, what do you know, all of our? >> shocking news, again, in the and cnn have parted ways. >> jimmy: again with the parted ways, don lemon and

tucker carlson. for those who don't follow cable news, like of ronaldmcdonald and burger and burger the burger king got fired. supposedly neither network knew it was happening. >> we have some breaking news. after 20 years on the air, abc-tv has decided to part ways with host jimmy kimmel. this was a mutual decision. we want to say thank you to jimmy kimmel and his many, many -- and wish him well in his future. and, on a personal note, i would like to say to jimmy, don't let the door hit your ass out the way out. and we will have more on this situation as it develops. this has been an abc news special report. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: well, that, i have to

say, a hell of a way to find out. it could've been worse. i could have been treated to the jets. you know. but back to tucker, even though he did not know it, friday was his last show, which means this is what will be immortalized in cable news history as tucker's final segment of fox news, a guy showing up with the pizza he ordered. >> this is sausage. >> that is sausage. and a pizza professional, do you look down on this order? >> i do. i consider it criminal. >> i knew you did! >> jimmy: he ordered a sausage and pineapple pizza. he should have been fired on the spot for that alone. but the best moment of his -- what turned out to be his final episode, tucker saved for last. >> we will be back. the entire episode of "let them eat bugs," streaming now on fox nation. use the promo code for 30 days free. we will be back on monday. have the best weekend with the ones that you love and we will see you then.

>> jimmy: no, you won't. [laughter] eating bugs at home. t with one tooth.n, heent th spend more time at home tanning his testicles and touching himself to that sexy green m&m. where will he do it next? will he go -- will he go to -- will he call? we don't know, but wherever he goes, we thought at the right to celebrate his departure with a look back at where he went. here to send him off in style, one last dance with one of the most despicable mother tucker's ever to appear on american television. >> mn dams will not be satisfied until every cartoon character is deeply unappealing and androgynous. half the viewers are like, that is crazy, my view is, okay, testosterone levels crash and nobody says anything about it,t.

>> dude, stop. >> worship me as i dress up like a woman or i will crush you. your response when you see children wearing masks should be no difference to your response inc. them and be in walmart. going crazy after a while. am i the only one that sees that all of this is total b.s.? they just hate unsexy zoos. we are not judging, we ask, we would like to know. they are rodents but when you get close to them, they are incredibly cute. why is the state against them? [laughter] >> not overstating at! [laughter] >> it is absurd. [laughter] >> that is it for us tonight. jimmy kimmel is in for sean.

really? really? that's a great one. all right, tucker, great show. thank you. >> jimmy: good, right? we got a fun show tonight. richard madden is here with us. they might be giants, and we will be right back with james corden, so stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ abc jimmy kimmel. i've brought to you by toyota. mm hmm.

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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome back. from the new action series "citadel," which you can see on amazon prime video, richard madden is with us, and these guys have been making music since 1982. their latest is both an album

and a book but it is just called "book." music from they might be giants tonight. a great week this week. new shows with chris pratt, pierce brosnan, and don mulaney. we will have music from lukas and micah nelson. cannons will be here and new west as well. so please join us of all of that. our first guest is the host of what they call in his country a chat show, they came to america in a tugboat and went on to become a 12-time emmy winner and the most irresponsible driver in l.a., this is his final week of shows on cbs including the primetime special called the "last last lare pool karaoke special. that is followed by his last "late late show." please welcome james gordon. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ lk at you.

i have been thinking about you a lot and i wondered what is going through your head. you have three regular shows. which will be on right after this if you switch over as soon as this is finished. i'm not losing your viewers. i'm happy to lose abc's viewers. no, and then three more. >> jimmy: and then three more. >> james: it will round out at exactly 1200 shows. >> jimmy: are you getting special attention trying to remember everything, trying to take it all in and slow it down so you can think about it? >> james: that is a good way of putting it. you are just trying to soak it up really. that is what you are trying to do. it is, you know, and it is only really people that have done shows like this. it is not just you and i. whole teams that make these shows and you essentially create a found family really and that

is what starts to mark the show for you. more than the actual doing of the show. i find. and so, you know, yeah, you do. every time it is a lot of lasts. so this is the last on wednesday and the last carpool and the last and all those things, just last everything. ia. it is hard to take it all in. >> jimmy: i want to thank you for something. i was thinking about this. you came over here and you could have gone with jimmy. your name is james. my name is james too. that would have thrown us into a serious problem situation. >> james: i think that went above the heads at cbs. that was more a sort of government response really. i don't think you are allowed legally three jimmys. >> jimmy: there is a maximum? >> james: that there can't be three jimmies. this is too much to the american people. >> jimmy: i learned that your middle name is kimberly which would have made you jimmy kimberly. that would have been weird.

>> jimmy: i didn't think about that. that is my middle name. >> jimmy: why is why is it kimberly? >> james: you can ask the man responsible. my mom and dad are here. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: that is right. your dad is a kimberly, too. >> jimmy: dad is a kimberley. granddad is a kimberley. great granddad was a kimberly. and yeah, it is a big thing in wen was, wh m grandfather was born, his auntie had to take him to be christened because his mom was poorly and on the way, they had heard that the boers had been defeated in the battle of kimberley. and she said, we are putting that in this lad's name. so he was thomas edwin kimberley corden. my dad was cedric kimberley corden. james kimberley corden.

>> james: if you tell this story at school does not get -- [laughter] it is still not a good -- it is still not a good thing. >> jimmy: did you name your son kimberley? >> james: this is a big thing for me and my wife because we were having a son and i was like, can i do this to him? you know? can i really? but then i thought, we don't have -- we don't have a massive family tradition in our family." you know that show, "who do you think you are?" they asked if they wanted that. i love that show. that would be amazing. they did some research and they said, this is really boring. there is literally nothing interesting that has ever happened in your family's life. so i really thought long and hard about it and then we

actually, what we did was we did call him kimberley but i said, we got to counterbalance it. we got to counterbalance with something else. at the time that my wife was pregnant, i was -- i had written a sitcom for the bbc which people liked. [cheers and applause] we were doing a sketch for comic relief. it is this sketch that had the first iteration that went on to become carpool karaoke. me and george michael and a car. we knew we had to get paul mccartney. if we got paul mccartney, everybody else would pick you have done these things. you get the biggest person first. strength in that. it's fine. so unless you are doing that imagine video. which still to this day, i am gobsmacked that i'm not in. be honest, you are all expecting

that at some point. when you are trying to get paul mccartney to do something and we were due for 4:00 p.m. someone calls you at 3:45 and goes, hi, just calling from the sir paul's office. just checking that you are by the phone. and you are like, yeah, i know, i'm so by the phone. i'm talking on it right now. that sort of pressure environment. me and paul, he calls, i have not spoken to him before. we have small talk and then i explain to him, the way that these sketches work is they drive donations on the night but also this year for comic relief, people will be able to buy the sketch and i think and i might get this wrong, i think you can buy it for 1 pound 75. you could download and buy the sketch. i said, the reason it's that price. that price is the exact cost of 10 malaria vaccines for children in africa. so whether you want to acknowledge it, whether you want to accept it or even deal with

the fact that it is the truth, if you can find 20 minutes over the next 11 weeks to film our sketch, children won't die. right? and then i stopped talking and he went, blimey, james, i have heard some pitches in my time, but this is ridiculous. i said, that is nothing. i was going to say if you said no to that, i would name my unborn son after you, and he went "deal." if you do that, i will do the sketch. anyway, we did the sketch. max was born and rechristened him, max mccartney kimberley corden and we sent the photo of the birth certificate to him, to paul. he was like, i can't believe you have done this and about three blanket arrived and embroidered said, to the next from one -- to max from one mccartney to another.

love your uncle paul. and i thought, well, he may be settled with kimberley but at least he has got a really cool story to tell. [applause] >> jimmy: james corden is with us. it is his last week. we will be right back. [cheers and applause] >> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by new heineken silver. all the taste. if new heineken silver was a riveting viking saga. family tortured my first wife and stole my second favorite goats. now you want to marry my daughter.

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>> we really have! >> james: our friendship and our family's friendship is -- has nothing to do with distance and time. >> i know. i'm just not ready to come back now. otherwise i would. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: that is james corden. and adele. in the final carpool karaoke. >> james: last whenever. >> jimmy: tearful carpool karaoke. >> james: i didn't know what was happening. i thought we did the last one with diddy and we showed that and i had a great time. and i thought it was the last time. it was great. and then i'm in bed one day. and i get woken up by adele smashing the cymbals above me as i'm asleep and she said, it is

your last carpool and i'm going to drive you to work. it was amazing and i love her so much for doing it because she did not have to do that and it is evident if anyone has seen it, we moved here a week apart basically. we moved to l.a. a week apart and it has been an incredible journey and i can't believe she did that for me. it was amazing. >> jimmy: and you are going back sometime within the next couple months. you have three children. we talked about your son. your daughter was born here. >> james: she is american. we will leave her here. >> jimmy: it seems like she should be with her people. >> james: although tucker carlson stepping down, she is a big fan of his show. very much so, loved it. >> jimmy: a really tough week for her, i bet. are you re-british-izing the kids? we call it a lift instead of an elevator.

>> jimmy: no, we are not. maybe we should be. look, it is going to be a very, very big adjustment for us in every single way, but we do feel like -- my wife and i knew we were going to do this for a few years now because athen x hits , that would be the turning point. it felt unfair for us to move 14, 15, 16-year-olds around and so it just feels like it is time to go home. and i am so proud of the show. it is nothing to do with not wanting to host the show anymore. i love it. i love doing it. you know, the family, it is amazing. but it does feel like the right thing to do. there are people we want to be around. the king, of course. absolutely needs me. the only people who i think are disappointed that we are moving back are my mom and dad because they love coming to los angeles so much. they love it so much.

>> jimmy: can i tell you something? and i apologize for this. but your parents came to my dressing room and they asked me if they could stay and if i could be their new son. >> james: they will do it. they will do it. mommy can't believe it. last time in los angeles. she is going to get her boobs done tomorrow. the whole thing. >> jimmy: who is your last guest? that's a big deal. >> james: the last guest -- tomorrow night, we got billie eilish and natalie portman. the last show we have will ferrell, harry styles is going to be there. we have some other surprises. we have some other stuff. we have a big bit with tom cruise who is going to be on our primetime special. shot very close to the studio and we have done some big things and this might be the silliest. >> jimmy: do you and tom cry in

this bit? >> james: we don't cry in this one. the only crying is that went with adele and then it will be made on my last show. >> jimmy: i'm so glad you are going to cry because i feel like sometimes i'm the only one that cries and now i'm losing -- it is true. >> james: why are we the only criers? >> jimmy: i think we are better, more sensitive people. that is why. either that or we are more sensitive people. either that or we are >> james: we are the only criers. the only ones. >> jimmy: i have a gift for you before you go. when you retire from being a talk show host, especially for a long time and especially at cbs, you have to do one of these. i don't know if you have it in you genetically. this is -- >> james: okay. >> jimmy: much like david letterman before you. now that you are leaving. [cheers and applause] i like it. it's not a bad look. really.

>> james: also, i'm unemployed on friday and you are in the uk around christmas time, you're going to see this guy in a mall, you know, that will be me. this is good. this is good. are you still taking summers off? >> jimmy: i am, yeah. >> james: so if i grow this beard, can i come back and host the show? >> jimmy: absolutely. you can have the whole show. james corden, everybody. [cheers and applause] final "the late late show with "last last late late show with james corden" and the special "last last late late show with james corden." we will be back with richard madden. my a one c was up here. now it's down with rebels is his a one c down with rebel since. told me rebels is lowered a one c better than a leading branded

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how is it going? i tell you what, i have missed your face. i really have. what happens when you go to a wedding? does everybody bring it up? >> richard: i don't get invited to weddings because of that. >> jimmy: really? that is kind of great. i got to get murdered at a children's birthday party. on television. nobody would want me there. is it true you don't get invited? yeah. all right. are strangers still mentioned game of thrones to them. >> jimmy: all right. are strangers still mentioned "game of thrones" to you? >> richard: always. i'm proud of it. 10 years since the red wedding. it was a good time. >> jimmy: what do they say specifically to you? >> richard: "oh, my god, you died, my heart was broken." >> jimmy: that is kind of nice. you get eulogized just

throughout the day. >> richard: constantly reminded of getting slaughtered. >> jimmy: you play a spy in the" it is produced by the russo brothers, who did the "avengers" movies. to play a spy come on, especially for a minute of your nationality to be a top of the list. >> richard: it is great because i get to play two versions of the spy. you have the supercompetent intelligence spy and the other version is the guy who has no idea he is a top spy. he is just living a quiet life. >> jimmy: he doesn't know, because he got his brain wiped. it happens. >> richard: it -- happen. >> jimmy: it happens in the movies a lot. you get hit on the head with a coconut. island?" >> richard: it is kind of but we use sci-fi. >> jimmy: more sci-fi than a coconut? >> rmore vanced.

ti: ot of those action scenes make it -- they look like i can do -- they would be a combination of fun and not at all fun. >> richard: we get to do these huge action sequences and they built a huge submarine that is life-size and you have been running around on top of that. >> jimmy: and fighting. and then you get to watch yourself beating people up. >> richard: that is really good fun. i would be terrible at fighting in real life. >> jimmy: have you been in a fight in real life? >> richard: i was nearly in a fight. once. i was in high school and i was a bigger boy back then. i moved less and eat more. and i was picked on, as the kids do, pick on each other, and then one day i decided enough, i'm going to fight this guy. >> jimmy: do you remember? >> richard: i do remember his

name. but i don't want to say it. >> jimmy: just say his first name. >> richard: darren. >> jimmy: okay. >> richard: i said, okay, let's just get it done. and i will not be put on anymore. i think we got to at lunchtime and he said, i'm just going to go and get my lunch and then we fight. and i was like, yeah, there. no, actually, i'm not going to stand for this. >> jimmy: he was scheduling the fight around lunch? >> richard: i go down the hill. >> jimmy: and you were the fat one? >> richard: i was the fat one. and i met him outside tasty bites, which is where you get lunch from. >> jimmy: what is that? >> richard: it is a scottish greasy spoon. everything is fried or deep-fried but very unhealthy. and so i have all these kids behind me and he has all these kids and i got to get the first punch in. that is going to win the fight. and just as i go to do it, a hand on my shoulder, dragged

backwards, it slammed to the bottom of a car. and i looked up and my mother is going, don't fight in schol. and that moment on that day. she got a flat tire. and came over and her son is in the middle of it. >> jimmy: so he didn't reschedule the next fight? the next day? >> richard: any time i was threatened with another fight, flight, your mother will come. >> jimmy: your costar, priyanka, and also stanley tucci, who is -- a lot of fun, yes. >> richard: he is the most fun. we spend a lot of time together. like, all day and night at the moment, we see other in the gym and then we have food and then we have drinks and i see him in the gym in the morning again. and it is like beetlejuice if you just say his name three times. he shows up. >> jimmy: really? well, try it. let's see if he shows up. >> richard: okay.

stanley tucci, stanley tucci, stanley tucci. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hello. have a seat, stanley. >> richard: hi. oh, please. >> jimmy: what an incredible, amazing thing that just happened. >> richard: i did not know you had a portal. >> jimmy: i am going to use this next time i'm in the hov lane myself. stanley will be there. we were talking about you before. where were you before? >> stanley: i was at home. >> jimmy: you have a microphone on at home. >> stanley: so the kids can hear me. >> jimmy: we were just talking about how much time you have been spending together.

>> richard: we are spending a lot of time together. >> jimmy: and you are cooking for richard? what have you made richard? tell me. >> stanley: richard came over to the house. and i think we just made a really simple pasta. oh, no. you know what we made? we made gnocchi with tomato and shrimp. >> jimmy: oh, nice. interesting. and you did not remember that. unmemorable? >> richard: he made me three martinis first. by the time it came, i was ready for it. >> jimmy: stanley made me pasta once and i remember it to this moment. it was a lemon pasta. do you remember this? >> stanley: no. >> jimmy: i do. you don't remember? >> stanley: no. i don't think we have met. but i'm glad to be here now. >> jimmy: it is great to have you here. sometimes the the transport scrambles people's brains a little. that and the martinis.

>> stanley: yeah, i may do a lemon pasta. you also are an amazing cook. >> jimmy: let's not turn this into a circle jerk, stanley. let's focus on richard. >> stanley: we have to talk about richard. dashmak >> jimmy: tell us something about richard that we don't know. >> jimmy: what about the workouts? what goes on there? >> stanley: we end up in the gym at the same time but if i did his work out, i would have died. staggering. i have never seen anything like it. you have muscles that you have never seen before. who has a muscle there? >> richard: so healthy and we speak to each other and we get competitive and stanley is doing extra burpees, i'm getting heavier weights,

we are both kind of limping around pretending -- >> jimmy: and then you shower together at the end? >> richard: of course. [laughter] >> jimmy: i'm so sorry to interrupt whatever was you were doing, stanley. it is really great to see you. >> stanley: am i supposed to go now? >> jimmy: you can sit there. i guess i guess we will say your name backwards. you will go home. stanley tucci and richard madden everybody. they are in "citadel." [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: we will be back with they might be giants. my mothert freedom wouldn't come in her lifetime. just like i know that it won't come in mind. fanny wanted the story told blemishes ... ...

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[cheers >> jimmy: thanks to james gordon, richard madden, stanley tucci, apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, their album is called "folk" come up with the song "brontosaurus," they might be giants! ♪ ♪ ♪ it had been going so well ♪ ♪ and then i broke my eggshell ♪ ♪ and entered the world as a brontosaurus ♪ ♪ brontosaurus, brontosaurus ♪ ♪ here's my entire

autobiography, i was ♪ ♪ skinny at first, then i got ♪ being skinny again like a brontosaurus ♪ ♪ like a brontosaurus ♪ ♪ life was devoid of purpose ♪ ♪ and so i joined the circus ♪ ♪ somehow, they found it easy to ignore us ♪ ♪ people found it easy to ignore this ♪ ♪ brontosaurus, brontosaurus ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ you want to leave an impression ♪ ♪ you want to express an emotion ♪ ♪ you crave some attention ♪ ♪ and for this transgression, you'll be repaid when ♪ ♪ you fall and you fail and sink into depression ♪ ♪ it was as dark as get out ♪ ♪ i went and stuck my neck out ♪ ♪ wearing an expression of optimism ♪ ♪ optimism and bad vision ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ do you think this tale has gone on for too long? ♪ ♪ join the chorus, you can join

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