for. all right. thank you for joining us. i'm amanda. and i'm dan ashley. we'll see you tomorrow night. horrible radical left democrat investigations of your all time favorite president. me is just a continuation of the most disgusting witch hunt in the history of our country. thank you very much. from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live tonight. john mulaney, india. i'm a film and music from canada with plato and the clintons. and now jimmy kimmel.

you, fellas. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i know traveling far and wide to be here, and i appreciate it on today is i don't know if we have any english majors here, but today is a very big day for american literature. the highly anticipated new book from former president pizza hut was just released today. it's a heavy one. just like old donald himself. it's called letters to trump. this is a book of letters, mostly letters. famous people wrote to him before he was president thanking him for letting him play golf at his golf course or stay at his bordello in florida. but this is back when he was getting down with jeffrey epstein and firing meatloaf and barging into teen beauty pageant dressing rooms. the good old days. but i guess the intent of this book is to prove that the people who don't like trump now are hypocrites

because they didn't support him when he was president. let me tell you something. i have a lot of friends that i wouldn't want to be president in fact, almost all of my friends, i would not want to be president. but this is quite a book. there are notes from nixon kim jong un, bob hope, tommy lasorda. it's this weird variety. it's like he just showed up at a publisher's office and dumped a box of envelopes on their desk. a lot of the letters aren't even from famous people. a lot of them are just letters he sent to famous people for real, like serena williams and david copperfield. there's a letter he sent david copperfield, a letter thanking him for some brownies. he sent and he printed this in the book. and you could read that letter. now for only 9999, i'm going to give this back to you. there are letters to and from prominent democrats. you know, he's been talking about this letter from hillary that's going to be so embarrassing. it's a signed form letter thanking him for a donation. the guy who calls every republican who doesn't like him, a rhino, supported and donated money to governor cuomo,

chuck schumer and hillary clinton. he invited george w bush to the teen miss teen usa pageant for real. bush wrote back he unfortunately, laura and i are a book. that day. there's a letter from princess diana thanking him for sending birthday flowers that she definitely didn't write. there's a lot about oprah. he's very upset with oprah. he's very upset with alec baldwin. he says when alec baldwin was young, he loved him. he would he said he would beg trump to let him play him in a movie about his life. and instead he played him on a tv show about his life. but he also said he finds it very hard to believe alec baldwin didn't know the gun was loaded. he wrote this in the he's such a dick. he really is. he just so magnetic. christie was hawking the book on newsmax last night and also waxing poetic about some of the turncoat celebrities who wrote to him, even rosie o'donnell writing me beautiful letter. she was writing me beautiful letters. she liked me. i don't think she likes me so much anymore, but she liked me.

but rosie o'donnell writing me letters. we have a lot of them. and i have a lot of them left, too. incredible i'm not looking to do another book, but the book just hit number one on amazon immediately. i mean, like immediately it went to number one. and i think it's going to be very interesting to a lot of people. and i think people are going to learn from this book right. right. they're probably be taught in florida schools. this is by the way, the this beautiful letter rosie wrote to him. this is the note she wrote him. dear donald, the show was great. you were perfect. i hope you had fun, rosie. i loved it. he thinks this is a beautiful letter as a talk show host, i'm going to tell you with absolute certainty. that is the same note she sent every guest who ever did her show. i will be sending that very note to john mulaney tomorrow. okay this the book i don't want you to get the wrong idea. it's not just notes and letters, as greg kelly from newsmax pointed out, there are photographs, too. there is a picture of you in a sweatsuit in

this in this book, which we've never seen before. that's excellent. i think it's another side to you. yes. i don't know. do you potatoes even have sides? i don't know. let's take a look at that sweatsuit shot there he is. donnie man boobs fondling the olympic torch. not only is he a man of letters, he is a man of words. he's a man of the best words. words words that are made entirely of letters. and when it comes to letters, no president has given us more of them than donald jessica trump. if i use the word, they say, oh, trump used foul language. horrible, horrible, horrible. well, the b word is a bad word. it's not a word that people like. but actually it's a word that's getting used more and more. some of you came from parts of the world where it's socially right, or worse, you know, it's called the c word, right? you see where i just hate to use the d word. he started using the f word. do you remember in front of this girl? and it was humble. he was using the f word f word f. i don't even like using the h word

because if i use that word, they'll say he used foul language. all of a sudden i hear last night they're going to have a meeting right before this meeting to talk about the i word, the i word. can you imagine? i said things over the last year that are really bad things. okay. he mentioned the n word one time. i was shocked to hear him mentioned the n word. you know what the n word is, right? you mentioned it. the n word can't use the n word. two n words. you can't use. you don't mention i called the n word. you have two n words. you don't mention either one of them. the n word, which is the nuclear word. in this case, they're two words, right? which one is which? they're both real bad. they start throwing the r word out there. it's a terrible thing. i mean, it's a terrible thing. i'm the least racist person there is. i know words. i have the best words now. i got them all. so get past that n-word. eventually there were no letters from joe biden in trump's book. president biden

today made it official. he is running for president again. he said he's running to battle for the soul of america, which is i don't know. that's a lot to battle for most people his age are barely winning the battle against constipation. but make no mistake, grandpa joe is back on the road to the white house and he's doing 35 in the center lane with his blinker on. when i ran for president four years ago, i said, we're in a battle for the soul of america. what is the soul of america? freedom wisdom, kindness, empathy, style . while i'm talking about panache, man, whispering, i wrote the bill just because it sounds cool. what point $9 trillion shaking hands, kissing babies and getting plenty of shut eye, buying war bonds just to keep the kaiser on his toes? delaware trail turns those old beer cans with the pull tabs.

whatever happened to those men? slipping a few candy buttons into your phosphate just to see how fast the sugar rush makes you pedal your bike with a big wheel on the front and a healthy appreciation for the grams on greta garbo off pledge allegiance to her any day. which reminds me the most important thing of all necking with your best gal in the back of the drive in picture show. go for a jack. what the heck was i talking about? oh, i'm joe biden and that's why i'm running for reelection. but first, i'm going to watch the wheel of fortune give me a real pack. and hello, miss vada. well, you know, you still go very virile and vital, although if he wins, he'll be 82 when his second term starts. his face could be on money while he is still in office. what an election. trump and biden are 76

and 80 years old. you know who else lets the oldest males run their society? gorillas okay. you know, in mexico. and you know what? this is the kind of stuff president trump was trying to wall us away from the mexican navy just confiscated thousands of tequila bottles that were filled with liquid meth. the meth was about to be shipped out of the country. it was detected by drug sniffing dogs. and thank god guillermo, could you imagine what would happen if you got a bottle of meth tequila? jimmy it's crazy. people need to be careful with that stuff. i hear he is very addicting. people start taking it and taking it, and they cannot stop taking it. are you. are you okay? why are you talking so fast? what do you mean? i'm not talking fast. this is how i talk. he's great. you're great. everything is great. i get excited because i love tuesdays and not just because of tacos. tackle tuesdays. great but a regular tuesday is great too. i also love wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and sunday. and monday too. let's drink to that . okay. what just give me a favor and like, pace yourself,

okay? you know, i was wondering why he cleaned the whole studio with a toothbrush today. we're getting more details about tucker carlson's ouster from fox news. tucker was reportedly blindsided by this. he had no idea why he got fired, although i have some ideas, i have like about 778 million ideas of why. but what i do know is that there were many satisfy headlines about this, this one being my favorite fox news staffers celebrate tucker carlson's departure. pure joy, fox news and tucker carlson are part of ways the rest of the network seems thrilled. pure joy, one fox reporter told rolling stone of their reactions. split. no one is untouchable. it's a great day for america and for the real journalists who work hard every day to deliver the news at fox. well, let's not go overboard with it. i'd like to see some evidence first that these real journalists exist at fox firing. tucker doesn't make fox news a real news outlet any more than firing. jared made subway a real subway. okay but he does have options in russia today. the

official russian propaganda outlet tweeted that he is welcome there. any time. and the top propagandist on russian state tv said we will happily offer you a job if you wish to carry on as a presenter and host. you're always welcome in russia and moscow. we wish you the best of luck. that's the thing about a situation like this. you really find out who your friends are. you know, both donald trump and donald trump jr came to tucker's defense, which is funny because one of the texts that got tucker carlson fired is this one about trump that said, i hate him passionately. he's a demonic force, a destroyer. and the worst part is he was texting melania. i was thinking about tucker, like, what did he do this morning? did he wake up and scream a bunch of racist stuff into a bowl of oatmeal and today must be especially hard because mattel released a new barbie doll with down syndrome today and he wasn't able to protest that. tucker carlson at fox news, they've spent a lot of time waging war against the

woke, lashing out at companies like budweiser for trying to be more inclusive. and it works gets people fired up. so we decided to go out on hollywood boulevard and ask pedestrians about woke changes american companies have been making. these are changes that of course, we made up. but just because the premise was fake doesn't mean the outrage isn't real. we're talking to people about woke culture and corporations. tylenol announcing they'll be making a special buy now specifically formulated for bisexual dolls. do you think this will help alleviate the headache of deciding whether or not to have sex with a man or a woman? you know, tylenol has been around forever. i don't think we should have to change the name of a product. if you want to come up with something different for someone else, then do it. but i don't think we should have to change the name of a product. are you at all boiling all curious? no i've even a little know that one time out by the lake? no home depot is changing their name to homosexual depot. really have

they gone too far? if i change your name. yes, they have. they need start with home depot and. and we got lowe's to go to if we don't like it. so will you still be shopping at homosexual depot? i'll chop at lowe's most of the time. they have better prices at mcdonald's unveiling its logo, the m, which if you flip upside down, it's w male woman aka trans have they gone too far? yes, i think so. whenever you're talking about sexuality all the time, i don't know why people have to cracker jacks just announced that they'll now be known as white people. jacks cracker. they gravitated towards caucasian. is it finally time for that? no. this is food. the white people. jacks will come with josh groban trading cards. okay well, congratulations. i don't eat it any way, so i don't care. hello, sir. what's your name? my name is jareth. jareth?

yes. how do you spell that jar? eat. jareth yes. okay. i think we got everything we need. so ten dolls. they recently removed all the genitals. do you think this is just the left pushing their agenda? i didn't know they had genitals on the dolls. ever some critics are saying this is what they want us to look like. there's no john lewis. i mean, i'm cool with my genitals. i like mine. you know, they are what they are. you know, i like women's genitals, too, but they're not mine. so, you know, how would you rank genitals top to bottom? okay well, i'm going to go ask number one, and then, you know, vagina. then them. probably my top three right there. and then what's at the bottom at the bottom. i would say male stuff, but because i don't like male stuff, but i do

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forthcoming album heartbeat highway music from canon. tomorrow night, we will be joined by pierce brosnan from are you there? god, it's me, margaret abby ryder fortson. and we'll have music from new west. our first guest tonight is among the best of the best. he turned a not so funny year into an exceptionally funny comedy special called john mulaney, baby j. the whole time i was in rehab, it was very locked down for covid. so we never got to leave the building. but i've heard it. some rehabs. they take you on field trips like the one i was at. i guess in better times, you got to go to a farm and meet a horse. they do it a lot. it's called equine therapy. that sounds really nice, but how bad do you feel for that horse? it's born being like, one day i'm going to win the kentucky derby and its whole life is just junky guys being like, okay, they all right. john mulaney,

baby joe is on netflix now. please welcome john mulaney. how are you? how are you? how are you, jimmy? i'm doing well. your special is so funny. you're. you're really your drug addiction turned out to be hilarious. it was. yeah, it worked out. the plan worked out well for everyone. i'm very flattered. you like it? thanks. i love it. i really. i watch it with my wife and my daughter in law, and we all. oh, i thought you were about to say your daughter. and i was really nervous that that jane watched this. yeah. no, no, she's eight years old. we're going to wait a few years until she sees a scared, straight type of thing. maybe you also really had, like, one of the coolest interventions as far as like, the guest list went and i've ever heard. it was it was a good group. i was i was

flattered when i walked in. like i honestly see, i was like, this is a good lineup. this is like for your consideration, best ensemble. my intervention. yeah. you could have won a sag award for that. absolutely. the you know, as far as the intervention goes and i hope you don't mind me asking a question. no, not at all. i know you've talked about it at length, but i'm curious as to like so you come to the intervention and you go through the whole you don't know it's an intervention. when you come to it, right? i thought it was dinner with two friends from college, right? it was not. it was not. and you were like two hours late for that dinner. i was two hours late for that dinner. but that would have made me madder than the drug. they were madder about that. so all their concern for me as a drug addict really went away with the two hours late. they were very mad. i'm sorry i was late to dinner. coke addicts not known for their appetites. it was not a pressing concern. so then at the end of this intervention and of course, you listen to them

and did what they asked what happens? you go right into rehab . that that's what i was so during the intervention at one point i went, oh, is there a car downstairs? and they went, yeah. and i was like, oh my god, they had made me so when i was walking in, they said, shoes off . and i was like, that's odd. i don't normally have to do that. i took my shoes off so that i didn't bolt. once it started. wow. they thought of everything. yeah they really they really thought about this as if you would do cocaine, but not walk around on the street without shoes. like i. i don't get a splinter. it was pretty cold out. but, yeah, i would have. i would have hoped that in my socks, i, i, i then i said i'll go to rehab, but can i go on monday and they said and this really stuck. this really insulted me. they said, we don't believe you'll go on monday. oh really? that's a that's

questioning my character. so then i go, ah, but i have to go . i was living in like an airbnb at this point and there's a plug and. so i go, i have to go home and pack. and they go, we packed for you. they bring out these two roller suitcase cases. they packed. never let 12 comedians says pack you a bag for two months of winter. it was it was all bamboo socks and iphone chargers and like late night show swag was kimmel mugs and oh, good, you had mugs while you're in. yeah, i had one one. it was one suitcase was all like jackets, like. and then after how long were you in rehab? well two months. two months. then you wound up coming to my house. and i'm curious about that, because at that point, did you feel like you couldn't trust any of your other friends? oh no, no, no. i

trusted them. but what happened was over the years, you've been very kind, very, very fun guy to hang out with. but you've always been kind to people that come over for dinner and you say, i don't know if you realize how often if anyone ever needs to stay in this guest house. right? it's always open. right. and most people have homes. so, yeah , so they take that and they go, oh, jimmy, you're a you know, i must have filed it away. so i was in rehab then i was in a sober living situation, and then i was coming to la and i, i called you and i said, hey, i'm between live. you've always mentioned this. i remember thinking like, i'm going to call his bluff. he said it enough time. so i lived in his guest house. yeah, for a few weeks. then another few weeks. right? yeah. it's like. like we'd adopted a son. it was. yeah it was like. but i was treated so well. i never saw you. but no, i

never did. but i'd wake up and there'd be a basket with bagels . he was like my sugar daddy. like i'd wake up and there'd be money for the day, go buy an outfit and. and. and it's a nice restaurant quality espresso machine. not bad. if you're thinking of having no home, it gets. it's real good over there . you know, it's funny to me, which was kind of embarrassing to me. you're like, can i use the gym? and i was like, yeah, i guess i should maybe be using the gym too. but yeah, yeah, you can use the gym using the gym, but, you know, fresh out of rehab, still smoking a lot of cigarets back then wasn't in the best shape, so i. you have a peloton? uh huh. do you still. yeah. congrats so i didn't have peloton shoes. i think i squeezed into your wife's peloton shoes. i think i put on molly's shoes and then i clip in

the front of it and then i would start peloton workouts and be so winded so quickly. but then i thought, oh, they can see the saved workouts and it'll be like 20 minute workout bailed after three minutes, you know, bailed after one minute. just listen to the music. so i wrote. i kept them playing while i would basically sit on the floor and look at my phone, i see, oh, bless you guys. think that i abandoned a good hits and hills you're assuming i actually ever got on the peloton which is not the case you did use you had like a mirror workout. i have the mirror. i have all the things and i don't use any of them things. yeah oh, did you use that? yeah. and i saw some of your saved workout. did you? good look good. short. looks like you do short. yeah. you're real short intervals. no, like. but, hey, he's a busy person, you know, and he's got. he's got his sugar baby and the guest house. he's got a family. he's got a lot of people to take care

of. i feel like this is now an intervention of me. yeah. yeah. i think it's been a little more time with the kettlebell and. yeah. we're going to take a break and we'll come back. guess who's still going to be here? john mulaney is here with everybody. portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by new miami council, 3.2g of carbs and 95 calories on the taste. no bitter and if new heineken silver was a riveting viking saga. the family tortured my first wife and stole my second favorite goats. now you want to marry my dogs. taste. no bitter endings, crisp and refreshing. heineken, silver

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we're back with john mulaney. he's got a comedy special on netflix called john mulaney. baby jay, you're in las vegas this week. i know. i was in las vegas. my hometown. your hometown. i was at the wynn doing some shows for a few nights. yeah, it was great. what's it like being in vegas when now you can't do any of the stuff that you were doing in all. all all of the vice, all of the vices devices. yeah. so it was good. i mean, i sort of said, i'm going to plan my days , i'm going to exercise, i'm going to get ready for the show and focus on the show. and, you know, i'm not just going to descend into vegas activities and by the third day, i was standing in a wet bathing suit playing back a rat while arguing with the pit boss whether or not the baby i was holding counted as someone under 18 because i they have rules about who can be on the floor. and i didn't think that my 17 month old son counts as a person. i agree with you, by the way. i agree with you.

plus, it's nice to see your father lose money. and bacharach at. it's a good lesson. it's a good lesson, yeah. did you go to any shows in las vegas? yeah. no, i planned my nights after the show. we would all go out to dinner or something. and one night we went to see usher. yeah yeah, he's got a big show. he's got a big show. he's the king of vegas. he do whatever you have to do to go see usher. really? i didn't know us well. i didn't know the name of a single usher song. uh huh. but as i'm watching the show and hearing all these hits head after head, i realized i have heard all these songs over the past 25 years. while i'm getting my haircut. like i've oh, my god. so i was like, i know this one. i know this one. and i've had like an existential crisis since it because i'm in vegas, i sell a ticket to come see me. he sells a ticket to come see him. what you get when you go to see

usher, like i'm up on stage just talking about addiction and things. this guy, he was on roller skates at one point singing and dancing and interjecting positivity. he, you know, he kept pausing to go. we got one night. it's all love. i was like, i've never paused my show to tell everyone that it's all love. no. yeah no. but i really i was like, maybe i should start doing that and just say like, we're all here tonight, you know, this is just keep reminding people that we're here. he he is important sometimes. remember he also at one point, you think, oh, i bet that's all the theatrics we're going to get. and then a cannon explodes and these fall from the sky. this is usher money. oh, tiny little usher money. this is not legal. tender but i trust this more than i do crypto because it's real. and then you grab it. it flies up in the air and everybody grabs air. and you, as a 40 year old man, get

down on your knees and pick and pick up pieces of hush money. were there celebrities in the audience? yeah. okay. so it was fight weekend two. oh, okay. yeah. so? so we're there and he pauses the show and he goes, there's too many vips here. oh and i was, you know, and he's like, there. and i'm here. and i'm like, okay, see what happens, you know? and you know, it's all love. we're all here. and it's like, first off, jermaine dupri. and i'm like, yeah, jermaine dupri, he goes, we were we came on this planet at different times, but we're brothers, you know? and i was like, we get it. you're younger than jermaine dupri. he's like, hell, reid is here. nelly is here. chance the rapper is here and he's moving along and he gets right to me. and i'm like, this, this could happen. i bet he got a seating chart. you know, he's not just seeing people. and he goes, oh, man, i didn't know you were here. division.

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it's available on netflix starting may 4th. please welcome india amma tvo. i sometimes get confused. that's right. when you're from europe you guys do the two kisses thing. yes. although i don't usually you don't usually know. yeah. i thought i'd bring britain to you. thank you for bringing britain to me and thank you for being here. thank you for having me. i hope i pronounced your name correctly. did i get it? perfectly. i'm a tfue. perfect. great. okay, good. i practiced a lot. i have two as well because it's spelled. it's difficult to spell two, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. i have a song that my sister wrote for me when i had to learn how to say it when i was little. it goes a m a r t ifyou. oh, that's nice. yeah. yeah thank you.

that's clever. i would imagine people mangle it right here. what is the worst pronunciation you've heard of your name? i've had armadillo. oh, that's not good. i've had amethyst. the list goes on. any any name that begins with an a is also my surname. apparently you you started when you're acting when you're 21 now you started acting when you were how old? ten. ten years. yeah and how did you get involved in that? i used to dance and i injured myself. and then i realized i probably shouldn't be doing this all the time, but i loved the kind of storytelling aspect of dance. and then i watched call me by your name when i was like 15. and when i need to make someone feel like how i felt watching that and then, yeah, here i am. wow. that's something else. boy, it's funny because that seems like such a new movie to have that be the movie that you saw as a kid. i know, i know. and that inspired you to become an

actor? i was born in 2001, and then you were in what plays and yeah, what? yeah, yeah. so i started on the west end. i did the lion king. i was young nala, and then i went on to do matilda when i was about 12, i think. and then charlie and the chocolate factory. so wow. and charlie and the chocolate factory. you did all like the big ones there? i tried. yeah. and then and then coming from london, have you been to la before? i assume you've been here? i've been twice this year, but this was my first time coming, leaving europe this year at all. so to do a big is an understatement. this is like you wouldn't get bigger than la. what do you make of it here? everything is huge. oh, really? everything is huge. i think the one thing that really surprised me when i came out of the airport was just like the tilings on the floor are like. so slabs. i can't like, i can't i can't fathom it. in england, everything is so tiny and narrow

. do you think that's because things are older in england and at that time it made more sense to and maybe the ground wasn't as level? sure yeah, sure. we'll go with that. we'll go with that . you well, you said everything seems so big. yes, there is. i sure you must have seen this. this is i actually see this every day on my breakfast. there you are. not only this is how omnipresent netflix is, not only do you have that billboard, if you kind of zoom in, you got that one there. two, look at that. and then there's another one. and this is some prime real estate here above the liquor locker, wine merchant. you're right above the liquor locker. that's like the best. that's like winning an academy award. really. i've made it. i've made it. i would also recommend any of my family members need to go to a liquor locker before watching this. why do you say that? just some of the scenes are a little bit steep. the racy scenes bit racy. yeah a bit. not

for the eyes. your mom actulyere. i know. tonight. oh, there's your mom right there. has she seen that as she's seen the these the show as she's seen you in it. yeah, we watched it together bonding experience like no other. i think you would agree, right? yeah who was more uncomfortable ? it wasn't. i think i knew what to expect because i'd actually been reading some lines with her . oh. prior to, like, when she was auditioning. so i'd been sort of reading lines in. but you weren't reading in my lines when. no no steamy lines. no, no, no, no. sing lines. just. just to compile. yeah i sort of knew what to expect and i think it's fabulous. so, you know, i switched off from. okay, this is my daughter maybe doing steamy scenes. so. yeah it's fabulous, though. it's yes. it's not india. it's the queen. it's queen charlotte. that what i'm watching you. was it did you feel the same way? yeah. i mean,

it is bizarre. i don't you know, i'm sure. i know. i've just met half of your family, by the way, who are lovely. yes yes. i don't know if you guys know, like all of jimmy's family live like work here. they're great. but it's really nice to like, have people that. you know what something and feel proud and have seen the journey. but yeah, i just felt like i had to jump in at the deep end and just show her all the see me scenes get it out the way, and then we can just, you know, move past it and i can you do that with each one of your relatives or just mine? no no, definitely not. my grandparents. you're great. your grandparents. how are they going to react to this? so my first initial thought was, i will make a spreadsheet for family members who want to watch the show, which i hope they will want to watch the show and then pinpoint each points where they need to stop. that's a really good idea and then continue because they can't miss full episode. yeah, maybe a family edit you can make for them. that's perfect. you

got the director's cut, family car? yeah, very good. yeah, that would be nice. and these characters are while the plots that we're going to be seeing, these are real people from history. yeah. yeah. completely. so queen charlotte was the queen of england and king george was the king of england. yeah, right. so, yeah, the historical figures. but, you know, queen charlotte is a documentary. it's taking two figures from history and defying them and making them into the bridgerton sphere. as betsy beers likes to call it. so yeah, it feels it feels good to kind of bring her to the forefront. well, congratulations . are you ready for this? like, i mean, it's one thing to have these billboards, but it's going to be another thing now that these shows, especially the bridgerton, are hugely popular. are you going to be recognized everywhere you go? it's going to be okay to look right. i think so. i've got i've got amazing support and the fandom for bridgerton and i

don't know if any of you here. are just phenomenal. enjoy your last week of peace, is what i'm saying today. thank you so much. thank you very much. queen charlotte. a bridgerton story premieres may 4th on netflix, india. almost everybody. thank you, indiana. we'll be right back with kevin. alison thomas was an accident. this was not an accident. i just want answered. you're not eating. you're not sleeping. you're like a walking time bomb movie coming to you in this. is that neverland captain just like old times. follow me. peter you're growing up. perhaps i don't want to grow up there. look peter, peter, peter. pan

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