me for brunch right here? ama: we are watching from home. [laughter] >> previously on jimmy kimmel live. [laughter] >> from hollywood, it is jimmy kimmel live. tonight, jake gyllenhaal music from -- and now, jim

kimmel live. [applause] ♪ [applause] >> welcome, thank you. [applause] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for joining today is a very holy day. it is a high holy day for cannabis lovers here and around the world. it is 4/20 today. it is also known as hoshashona. whatever you call it. this is a holiday parents leave milk and cookies out for themselves. i have not smelled so much weed out on hollywood

boulevard since yesterday. the origin of 4/20 g group of marin county. they would smoke joint at 4:20 p.m. some people think marley's birthday. it is been interesting to watch the media go from never ever even mentioning pot unless it got washed up on the beach just giddying up about 4:20. >> it is cannabis christmas for weed lover. >> 4/20 >> that's when you toke up. >> okay, puff-puff pass. >> the first 4:20

>> to be blunt, it is all about getting high today, right? >> there is no beating around the cush. >> just take it easy. >> let's talk about weed. >> you mean marijuana? >> lighting up a dance for lanie james. >> oh, those brownies. the sticky icky. >> the wacky weed. >> 4/20. >> we are allowed to talk about the weed. we are not allowed to mention it. >> how disappointing. >> that's true. it is. it is also hitler's birthday. it is national marijuana day and hitler's birthday. it is the day celebrated by the most chilled people in the

world. some people mentioned out the field including charles langston who followed this report from the parking lot outside the center. >> so, what was that last question? >> where are you guys doing? >> well, say good-bye -- >> yeah, the bus driver. okay. jackpot. >> all right, it is a jackpot here. >> jimmy: you know what - local news person finding a guy named jackpot is indeed a jackpot. the tv viewer became the interviewer. >> do you part take? >> well, this is live television over here. my mother is watching. >> i hear you ask questions. >> jimmy: these are good questions. it only got better there. acceptab nh the lal - n.nk w

mainstream? >> it really been >> how long it is going to last you? >> it is going to be gone before the lot, man? >> you get >> jimmy: that's right, that's right, that's how you make america great again right there. today was also the day spacex, elon musk's company went w the launch they canceled monday. wait a minute - we may have the wrong video there. this is the actual launch. this is what they called spacex star ship. they're calling this the most expensive penis compensation

in america's history. it was in the air for four minutes until multiple engines went out and it blew up which for some reason, it elicited a big round of applause from the company. spacex called a rapid unscheduled it was the same thing that happen to twitter when elon musk took that dis-assembly spacex it is definitely what i would say if my $3 billion rocket

exploded. they have not been able to explain the damages he's done to twitter though. basically, if you didn't sign up for elon's plan by today, you lost your blue verification mark. some of the world's best brightest had their checks taken away including his holiest, pope francis, oprah and how i lost my blue check but jimmy fallon got to keep his blue check. i guess he means he's the only real jimmy now, i don't know? guess who else got their check, you are ready for this? oj. this who still has a check thing is interesting. steven king and lebron james said they would not pay for twitter and they still have their check marks. people are speculating that elon left their mark alone to shame those guys publicly,

which is the only copy they can embarrass you by admitting to pay for product. it is twitter and u-porn and that's it. it may not seem like a big deal for a lot of celebrities, this is like the hardest thing they have been through. losing my check is like losing my virginity. it was confusing and glitch chi and it happened just like that. today is 4/20. it is time to play "who's high." [applause] liu, looks like you are high just to start off with. is the lights bright out there? >> it is so bright. >> jimmy: i can't see your eyes at all. >> contrary to my hair style. i am not high, just this really bright light. >> jimmy: that sounds like a lie. all right, got three pedestrians there. two of your pedestrians are

not high, is that correct? >> that's correct. >> jimmy: one of your pedestrian is high. so your job, contestants is try to trick me. >> sounds good. >> jimmy: daniel is the only one that responded to that question. natalie, where are you from? >> hello, i am from texas. >> jimmy: what part of texas? >> a small town in texas ca cal called lupkin. >> jimmy: what's your hobby? >> i like to play instruments. >> jimmy: what instrument do you play? >> the flute. i do it occasionally. >> jimmy: do you smoke out of it? >> um -- [laughter]. >> jimmy: all right, all right. let's meet daniel.

daniel, where are you from? >> i am from mexico. >> jimmy: would you mind removing your glasses so i can look at you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's zoom in closer on daniel's eyes. [laughter] okay. it is like a commercial all of a sudden. >> is that good? >> jimmy: what do you do for work, daniel? >> professional skateboarder. >> jimmy: oh, you might as tell me you are the guy. let me talk to linda. you look like the least likely to be high which makes me think you are the most likely to be high. linda, where are you from? >> st. john, new

canada. >> i was going to mention, mr. absentee mayor. >> jimmy: yes, i have not visited the town. one of these days, i will get there. is cannabis legal in new finland? >> yes. >> jimmy: how long have that been the case? >> i didn't notice. i am sorry i didn't notice. >> jimmy: that puts you on one side or the other, i am not sure. okay, what do you do for work, linda? >> i am a retired dentist. >> jimmy: a retired dentist. so all dentists are on drugs, right? [laughter] >> i certain lino them. >> jimmy: do you get that gas canister that they have and take a couple of hits. >> i administer it. >> jimmy: yeah, to yourself? >> that's a little tricky. >> jimmy: linda, what's your plan for the rest of the night? >> i am heading down to orange county. >> jimmy: okay, you will get

there about miight. all right, letsee. , this is hard. this is really hard. i am going to say natalie, are you high? >> i am not. >> jimmy: you are not! the obvious choice is daniel so i am not going to go wit that either. linda, are you high? [laughter] [applause] >> jimmy: linda, that microphone is for your mouth. >> sorry, what else can i say? >> jimmy: yes or no would be good. >> there is some conclusion that we can draw from that.s.>r

>> jimmy: do you have dogs? >> no, but i love them. >> we have a good show. whitney cummings is here and we have music from boygenius and we'll be right back with jake gyllenhaal. stick around. [applause] is a matter of character. to help protect from hiv.

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>> jimmy: welcome back. she's the star and target, whitney cummings, a very funny whitney cummings is with us and a powerful trio of musicians are ahead for the

deserts for coachella this weekend, music from boygenius. we got a great week next week. chris pratt will be with us and richard madden and james corden and we'll have music lucas and mike and nelson and there may be giants, too. jones us for all that action next week. our first guest is an actor of many talents and skills and vowels and consonants, you name it. his new movie, "the covenant" opens in theaters tomorrow. please say hello to jake gyllenhaal. [applause] >> jake: hello. >> jimmy: did you wear green tonight because of the holiday or a coincidence? >> jake: i wore an outfit i got from harry conner jr.'s

wardrobe. i am doing my best not to stare tonight. >> jimmy: it is a deep poll. >> jake: it is one of my favorite movies. >> jimmy: can you tell somebody is fake? >> jake: no. you are high. >> jimmy: that's not the message i am trying to say. >> jimmy: let's do it. let's go back out to hollywood boulevard. he got three people out there and one of these people who are high. he just told us who it is. they try to be tricky with who they pick. so, if you want to ask any questions, you can begin or if you want to do. we got alex first. >> jake: why don't you try and i'm take your lead. al

>> jimmy: alex, where are you from? >> i am doing a tour. i met my wife across in l.a. >> jimmy: where were you stopped on the way? >> i was in washington, d.c. a bit and virginia and texas and now i have made it to here. >> jimmy: are you putting on shows along the way? >> no, i am just happy. >> jimmy: that's alex, contestant number one. next up we have is carrie. how are you? >> i am great. hold on the microphone closer to your face. >> jimmy: we are halfway there. >> maybe? >> jimmy: have you been on the pink floyd's show? >> jake: what's your name, carrie? >> carrie cooper. >> jimmy: they're so high that they don't remember near name? >> it is the amount of time it takes them between the

question. >> jimmy: she was quick though. you are right. finally, lydell. >> no, it is lydell. >> jimmy: sorry. how are you? how are today? >> i am doing good. >> jimmy: there may be harder than usual. what do you do for work? >> i am a lead and r&b recording. i am a special support of middle school, i help out special aid kids. >> jimmy: i love it. i had a feeling of the way he hold the mic. >> jake: do you have a tattoo? >> yes, i got my mom's name right here. >> jimmy: is it bleeding or anything? >> not at all. >> jimmy: what doctor told you to wrap it in plastic and tape it up?

>> the artist did it. >> jimmy: now, i don't thithi think -i don't think he would have admit that he works at a school if he's out strolling around getting high. >> jake: that's true. >> jimmy: we got alex there, seems to be coming from another planet. [laughter] he says he's from scotland but i don't know about that. what do you do for work, alex? >> i am a journalist. >> jimmy: you are a journalist. >> i am a very serious journalist. >> jake: i was watching his eyes. the eyes --either he has dry eyes. >> jimmy: let's get into alex's eyes right now. [laughter] whoa. yeah, there is some cap capilla

capillaries. >> jimmy: i think carrie is trying to tell us something with her pink shirt. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living? >> i am your friend to the end, i am an under taker. >> jimmy: wow. so, you probably need it. [laughter] >> jimmy: what happens when you are on vacation? do people live? >> no. [laughter] >> we have help. >> jimmy: okay, all right. what do you think, jake? >> jake: it is a very difficult one. >> it is very important, absolutely. >> jake: do you mind showing me your best dance moves? >> jimmy: that's a good idea. lu, give them a little beat box or something. all right. >> boom, chuck, boom, chuck.

get down. ♪ [laughter] >> jake: that makes me feel high. alex is really -- what are you feeling? >> jimmy: i don't think it is lydell. i am feeling carrie. well, why don't we each choose our high person and we'll see how it goes. >> jimmy: i say kelly. who's high, step forward. >> jake: it is so alex. >> jimmy: it is alex. >> you got me, you got me! >> jimmy: you do know this stuff. alex, how did it happen? what did you have? did you smoke or eat? what did you do? >> i am down in alley way just a little bit down there. that's the place to do it.

and we shared a split. it was great. >> jimmy: was it a stranger or someone you know? >> it was linda who was on the show earlier. [laughter] [applause] >> jimmy: linda! she's a bad influence on everybody. [laughter] congratulations, well done. jake gyllenhaal, he knows his high people. let us take a break. more with jake after this. we'll be right back. [applause] car designers can shape a piece of clay into a piece of art... so why don't they? at nissan, things are different. they design cars that look like swords... (engine accelerates) gladiators... the future... ♪ or... wow. nissan knows what thrill looks like. because they design it into every car they make.

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. [applause] >> jimmy: that's jake gyllenhaal. the star of this film which is -- first of all, really a great movie. i think it is an important movie because even though it is not a particular true story, what happens in the story is true and is happening at the time much too often. explain what the backbone of the story. >> jake: it is a big action

movie. at the heart of it is about a relationship about u.s. special sergeant and his interpreter in afghanistan. it is sort of an arranged marriage of sort. my character loses his translator and he's assigned to another guy and they don't like each other very much sdp a number of things happened and they're stranded together. ahmed who's his translator saves his life and he goes back and tries to save him. there are 300 interpreters who have been killed in afghanistan. there are many more left waiting for visas. the idea is sort about we live by this ethos left behind. the movie is about that, about a guy deciding to go back and help him. >> jimmy: it is the covenant is about the promise that we make to people and broken so many cases. hey, you help us and we'll

bring you over or we'll bring you over to another country and it is not happening, is i it? >> jake: it is a complex situation. the movie is a parable that's based on many true stories and different things, different people all put together. it is an idea of us as americans and as humans, inside of us i think we have many heroes in this country. we are a country made of heroes. that's our fabric. there are so many people who helped us there and we help them and it is our ethos of no one left behind. >> jimmy: will you get a chance to screen this at the white house where they can do something about what happened there? >> jake: i don't know. >> jimmy: that'll be nice and would be great. >> jake: that would be amazing. [applause] >> jimmy: i mean it is -- a lot of it is you can see that

guy richie and the fighting looks real and the action is very gritty in a way. what was it like working with him on this movie? >> jake: the action movie and serious and all that. he barbecues half the time. >> jimmy: like cooks for the cast and the crew? >> jake: all different things. he likes his steaks. he comes and finishes and there is a plate for you. you know you made your way into his heart when you are allowed to barbecue on his barbecue. >> jimmy: oh, he lets you barbecue. >> jake: it is a fun set to be on. >> jimmy: it sounds like more fun when you just went through. i know you just shot this movie like a reboot -- not a reboot. >> jake: like a reimagining.

>> jimmy: again, it is going to be a hit. you play an ufc fighter. you shot the final scene at a ufc event. show that there. [applause] official weight 184! [laughter] [applause] >> jimmy: that's not a guy richie barbecue body you have there. how long did you have to stay in shape for that movie? >> jake: well, we were supposed to go to the ufc fight before. it was amazing. they never let anybody do anything like that before. >> jimmy: nobody shot anything live in front of the crowd before? >> jake: there is no fiction when you fight a ufc fight. to bring a movie crew in is serious business.

i was supposed to do it in november and i got covid the day before and i was in shape and ready to go and well, the next one is in march and i was like wow -- [ bleep ] >> jimmy: no ravioli until march. >> jake: then we did it in march. when we were there, i was just waiting because we were shooting in between the actual fights. in between we were told we would have a certain number of time in between those fights. we would know if the fight would go all the way. we ended having 15 or 20 minutes the shoot and choreograph the fight to fight in the octagon. we do like a hundred push-ups and they're like i am not ready yet. >> jimmy: we have a picture of you following those push-ups. [applause] [cheers]

>> jimmy: the other guy looks sad that you are in better shape than he is. [laughter] >> jimmy: this reminds me -- did you watch wrestling in the old days? >> jake: yes. >> jimmy: this reminds me of - he had the claw that he would do. i actually based -- the character i played on the "spider-man" movie is based on that. >> jimmy: hey, you are a good liar, too. you and linda. [laughter] >> jake: it was alex. it is not linda. are you high? >> jimmy: jake gyllenhaal, everybody! "the covenant" opens this friday. we'll be back with whitney cummings! [applause]

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whitney cummings, may 14th on only fans tv. please say hello to whitney cummings. [applause] ♪ >> whitney: what do men do when we sit down with our blazers? >> jimmy: well, sometimes - >> whitney: we undo it? >> jimmy: it depends. we keep ours button. >> whitney: pull the thing up. what is that? are you bouncing your -- >> jimmy: i never thought about it. >> whitney: that's all i think about. i have to sit in meetings with men in front of me and they silt here. >> jimmy: yes, guillermo, do

you do that? >> guillermo: ye i don't know why. >> jimmy: it is the release on the stress on the pants. >> whitney: when you stand up, do the -- um -- >> guillermo, i don't do that, i only do this. >> jimmy: only on the way down. do you celebrate 4/20. >> whitney: no, weed is not a match for me. during the pandemic for me, i took one and within 24 hours, my hair was blue. i sketch out on a legal pad, tattoo that i want to get. it says breathe. i felt i needed a daily reminder. [laughter] >> whitney: for an involuntary action. [laughter] i was convinced that america needed to hear what i had to

say about politics. [laughter] >> jimmy: you are blaming that on the edibles, huh? >> whitney: i got on instagram. i open with hey, guys, which is unacceptable behavior and promptly by news buckled i went timber as my head so hard. >> jimmy: you were on camera when you passed out? >> whitney: no, i was on camera. it is a funny fall. >> jimmy: you don't trust yourself on edibles. >> whitney: i don't trust anyone on edibles. everyone is on drug. i believe we should criminalize marijuana just in hollywood. [laughter] >> whitney: i don't know in you guys noticed, there was a movie came out where idris

elba was a cat and someone animated a cat's but hole on the great we let it slide? there was a movie tom hank played t rodgers. no one noticed. no, we want to hear -- know what that is. >> jimmy: it is something bad. >> whitney: and if you are not on edibles, you are on mushrooms. >> jimmy: that's a big thing. >> whitney: are you plant-feeling? >> jimmy: no. >> whitney: a lot of hollywood taking mushrooms to heal the trauma of being millionaires. >> jimmy: yeah. [applause] [cheers]

>> whitney: i don't know how they do it! yeah, we are not doing that. >> jimmy: tell me about this roast. now, this is on only fan. people think -- >> whitney: i, too, was a judgemental dork, too. my only problem with sex workers is they want us to call us that. what are you doing? [laughter] >> whitney: how dare you? what does it make me? well, i am a sex volunteer. [laughter] >> whitney: i will call you whatever you want but your term cannot make me seem like i am bad at business. now, we have a problem. >> jimmy: maybe enthusiasts. >> whitney: it is been fun about -- >> jimmy: well, you are on

this >> whitney: only fans have a tv side now. it is hard to do comedy anywhere. there is a lot of censorships and youtube. you will get taken out of algorithm, you will get be taken out. i have 5,000 comments trying to figure out my age which is distracting. [laughter] >> whitney: come for the comedy and stay for the misspelled comments about my face. [laughter] tiktok is now kicking people off for roast jokes or jokes that's bullying. >> jimmy: is that true? >> whitney: i feel bullied by tiktok. i feel bullied on tiktok. i don't like you guys either. [laughter] >> whitney: remember there is "comedy central." >> jimmy: the roast. >> whitney: and then it is

gone? where is it? >> jimmy: it is still in south park. >> whitney: we don't know where comedy central went. you don't understand how comedy central just disappeared in thin air. >> jimmy: your roast is your friends, right? >> whitney: that's when it started getting mean is when comedians start to make fun of actors. have we made fun of gyllenhaal's outfit, yet? >> jimmy: he made fun of it himself. >> whitney: why is he doing that? why? >> jimmy: he's probably still back there. >> whitney: why are you dressing like indiana jones representing himself in court. [laughter] [applause] >> whitney: it is not -- why

do you look like the first computer? >> jimmy: who's roasting you on this special? >> whitney: amanda knox which is on my roast. >> jimmy: the woman who's acquitted of murder in italy. >> whitney: yes, during the pan dem -- pandemic, i reached out to amanda knox. she stayed at my house and i never met her before. we are sleeping in different room. i wake up at 7:00 in the morning and i feel like -- is this like a woodpecker's nightmare and i don't know what's happening. i go to the kitchen and she's cutting tomatoes with the biggest knife i have ever seen. >> jimmy: oh my god! >> whitney: i don't know if she brought it or whose knife it was. it was literally - she's like morning! and i was like, i think you

are innocent but this is really testing me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy: what kind of a psychopath eats tomatoes for breakfast, i mean really? >> whitney: she was making the dish >> jimmy: she's a friend. >> whitney: i realized she's really funny. i am a clutz and i and she's like please don't die on me. it is so funny. >> jimmy: is any of this true? >> whitney: yes, it was so surre surreal venlthsdz >> whitney: i realized she's so funny. i can't be funny because people think i am being insensitive and i was like you

come to a right place. >> jimmy: whitney cummings, may 14th on only fans tv. we'll be back with boygenius. >> whitney: thank you! [applause]

>> jimmy: thanks to jake gyllenhaal and whitney cummings. "night line" is coming up next. first, here are boygenius. "not strong enough." ♪ ♪ not strong enough to be your

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♪ just lowering your ♪ ♪ expectations ♪ ♪ half a mind that ♪ ♪ keeps the other second ♪ ♪ guessing ♪ ♪ close my eyes ♪ ♪ and count ♪ always an angel, never a ♪ always an angel, never a god ♪ ♪ always an angel ♪ ♪ never a god ♪ ♪ always an angel ♪

♪ never a god ♪ ♪ ♪ always an angel ♪ ♪ never a god ♪ always an angel ♪ ♪ never a god ♪ i don't know why ♪ ♪ the way i am ♪ ♪ there is something in ♪ ♪ the static ♪ ♪ i think i have been having revelations ♪ ♪ coming to the front ♪ ♪ seat, nearly e to street and♪

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