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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome! ♪ ♪ thank you for joining us here you know what, -- you know what today is? today is may 1st, can you believe it, guillermo, it's may 1st. >> i cannot believe it. >> jimmy: even though the calendar clearly, it's right there, clearly predicting this would happen, our nation's newscasters have once again been left in disbelief. >> may 1st, can you believe it? it's already may. >> can you believe it's already may? >> may 1st, can you believe it? >> can you believe it's already may? >> can you believe it's already may? april went by so fast. >> june comes.

>> may 1st, hard to believe we are in the fifth month of the year already. flying by. >> hard to believe we are already in may. >> hard to believe we are in may. >> hard to believe we are already on may 1st. >> can you believe it's may already? >> gosh, can you believe it's already may? fico can you believe it, it's may! >> may 1st, can you believe it? >> no. >> can you believe it's may already? really wild. >> jimmy: it's really wild. [applause] what's next back june? speaking of unbelievable, i don't know what to make of this but this happened at halftime of the lakers and grizzlies game on friday, lebron and friends crushed memphis to advance to the second round. big night for lakers fans but the devastating loss came during one of those contests where they give a fan dirty second starting shot, the fan in this case is 13 years old and one thing i will say about him is he is a showman. >> cooper, 30 seconds on my

clock, all you got to do score ten points. are you ready? he is born ready! on your mark, get set, go, cooper. go for it. you are on the clock. oh, cooper is putting the ball down, hyping the crowd. fans, make some noise for cooper. putting on a show for us. cooper, you've got 15 seconds to score those ten points. fans, make some noise for cooper, he's got eight seconds to make ten points. cooper, you've got five seconds. [buzzer] cooper! >> jimmy: cooper, if only you have more time. that is such a cooper thing to do. cooper did not win free tuition to the lakers summer basketball camp this year, which is a shame because up as any kid that needs to learn about basketball, it's cooper. you know?

biden took a few shots over the weekend at the annual white house correspondents' dinner, which, you know, trump never went to this event when he was in office. hard to believe, he doesn't have a great sense of humor about himself but trump was also absent at a 4 of his trial in new york, he's out of the country right now, he's in scotland visiting dennis there he is in that blue hat. that's donald trump. i think -- pretty sure he's burying an ex-wife there. and then after scotland he will go on to ireland where he will stay at the trump international hotel and golf links in doing bag. like when he got doon and begged stormy daniels to spank him with a magazine. next he will be in new hampshire during a town hall event on cnn which has to be a real punch in the trump nuts for fox news. he hasn't appeared on cnn since before the election in 2016 but it makes sense. he loves to say the cnn word,

and he's annoyed at fox news. they dropped a lemon and an orange to their lineup. don lemon, i want to mention, this is interesting because ever since he and tucker carlson were fired on the same day, they have the same lawyer, have reportedly been texting each other. they are having their own little "we got fired" fast which is pretty crazy. like when you you're two angry excess form an alliance, no good can come from it all but i just want to say congratulations to tucker carlson on making his first black friend. [laughter and applause] i think it's a step in the right direction. speaking of black friends, mike pence -- wait, he's a white guy, right? always forget that. if anyone knows about what it's like to go through painful public breakup, it is the former vice poodle mike pence has yet to announce whether he's planning to run for president even though he is quite clearly running for president and when asked about his time with his

former boss/future opponent, he now has a perfectly pencil line to describe it. >> we had a close relationship when we were in the white house, you can read about it in my book. i'm incredibly proud of the record. it's true. they mend well. the president and i had a very close working relationship for four years. didn't end well. thought about peace in the middle east but obviously it didn't end well. >> for four years we had a close working relationship. it did not end well. >> our administration didn't end well. it didn't end well. >> arc administration did not end well. >> obviously did administration did not end well. >> obviously did not end well. >> they had administration didn't end well. >> didn't end well. >> it did not end well. >> i think i'm very clear in saying that the administration did not end well.

>> jimmy: yeah, that's not the fairy tale ending that you kind of hope for. that's -- and you know who else the election didn't end well for, mr. my pillow mike lindell. not only is mike being sued by dominion for $1.3 billion, he also has to shell out $5 million because of the dumb contest he ranked where he proved -- announced prove mike braun where if anybody could prove the election data he gathered from the 2020 election was false he would pay that person $5 million in a guy who happens to be a trump supporter did exactly that. in a 15 page report he proved it was nonsense unknown arbitrator as ordered him to pay up, which of course he doesn't want to do so instead he's lashing out at the guy who proved him wrong in this, as you will see, is a man who knows his cyber technology. >> he's in the cyber room on the first day and he had to ask other cyber guys how to use wireshark, which is -- a common

thing that cyber guys used to open up any files of data in the cyber world. so he didn't even know how to do that. [laughter and applause] >> jimmy: we just lost my, so we're going to get reconnected with mike lindell. speeone's demand doesn't even know how to work as wi-fi and he is telling us he somehow cracked the election fraud code. >> if you take that and take the machines out of our country, do you know what's left? a trusted election in this country is 70 some percent red everywhere. [laughter] >> we just lost mike. laura, thanks for being with us. >> jimmy: we forgot to pay our boost mobile bill this month and while we're on the subject of

dopes, remember devin nunes? it was one of trump's top sycophants in congress. now he is running truth social, which is doing really great. if the social media equivalent of an abandoned toys 'r' us, but he is a powerful speaker if you've ever seen him, you know. is going on the road along with mike lindell and part of what they call the reawaken america to her and to celebrate, folks that reawaken particular song that i think tells you all you need to know about this event. physical ♪ ♪ [laughter] >> jimmy: michael moore just jumped onto the space needle

i know we can't agree on much but can we agree that anyone that thinks that song is a good idea probably shouldn't be running the country? is quite a happenstance at the l.a. philharmonic this weekend. allow me to set the scene. on friday night beautiful walt disney concert hall, the orchestra is playing tchaikovsky's fifth symphony, a woman in the crowd then has what was described as -- my fellow audience members as a loud and full body orgasm listen. at the right moment too. why this happened we do not know. i do want to inform our studio audience that if tonight show brings you to full or even partial orgasm, please raise your hand so guillermo can escort you to the lobby. [applause] some people believe the woman may have had a medical emergency and that's why she made that

sound but others who were sitting nearby are saying nope, it was a orgasm. either way, the their clarinet player on the case. this is a list of stuff passengers say they left behind. if they say april was the most forgetful month for americans. more items lost in april than any other month and i can give you 420 reasons why. to some of the items left behind -- it's a funny list, included dentures, he did a slushy machine read all from the same awesome grandpa, by the w way. people criticize uber and in many cases rightly so but for people who drink it's a great thing because there is less temptation to get behind the wheel, which is especially good here on hollywood boulevard which those of you who are out there today know is the drunkest street in america and to prove it we went on hollywood boulevard and ask people passing by can you pass a sobriety test.

you know the test the police give when they think of her too much to drink you look the way this works we are going to meet a pedestrian based solely on their introduction, together we will guess if that person can pass a field sobriety test. let's meet our first contestant. >> what is your name? >> jenny! hey! >> jenny! >> yes, sir! >> could you pass a field sobriety test mack >> jimmy: all right, what do we think? no? let's find out. >> let's go toe to heel saying alphabet. >> ♪ abc def g ♪ ♪ urs -- do i stop here >> starting at s, do the alphabet backwards and walk the line backwards. >> i can't do that, man! >> all right, officers, she's right here. go hey!

[applause] >> jimmy: going right to this. who's next? >> how are you doing, what's her name? >> my name is kenny. >> are you from? >> i'm from dallas, texas, i'm here to visit. >> could you pass a field sobriety test? >> jimmy: how about him, will he pass the test? about 50/50 on that. >> let me hear you do the alphabet backwards. >> oh, [bleep]. y. i'm way past. >> you're almost on. >> give me about 15 more seco seconds. q. >> jimmy: something tells me he couldn't recite the alphabet the regular way either. who do we have next? >> what's her name? >> my name is michael. >> where you from? >> i'm from alabama. >> let me ask you, could you pass afield to write variety test?

>> a field sobriety test? >> yes. >> jimmy: what about michael? will he pass the test? all right. wow, everybody has got a lot of confidence in michael. do you think so? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: you don't think so. because let's see you got there. stone cold sober. >> jimmy: you thought it was a vape he was blowing into. a good invention, combination breathalyzer vape pen. >> perfect! >> jimmy: our next pedestrian is... >> tell us your name. >> randolph. >> what are you up to tonight? >> just relaxing, chilling. i'm on vacation. >> randolph, could you pass a field sobriety test right now? >> jimmy: all right, as this half man, half beast sober? all right, most people say yes. >> stand on oneoo, put your

pause after theide ando touch your horn. ladies and gentlemen. [applause] >> jimmy: of course he is sober, his mom got so drunk she had sex with a goat. who is our next contestant? >> what is your name, young lady? >> hello! [laughs] let me get serious, hold on. hello, my name is irena. geico could you pass a field sobriety test right now? >> what that mean? [laughter] >> jimmy: it's either a good start or a bad one. i'm not sure why. pass or fail? all right, let's find out. >> you have a fox, chicken, and a counterpart seltzer. you must cross a river with only one of them at a time. if you leave the fox with the chicken it will eat it, if you are left alone with the counterpart seltzer, you will drink it. how are you going to get those things across the river?

>> i'm not! [laughs] >> jimmy: we have one more. >> what's her name? >> rick. >> what are you doing on your on rd tonight? >> i'm celebrating my birthday. the excellent! you be able to pass a field sobriety test right now? >> jimmy: what do you think? birthday boy. all right, let's find out, no one has confidence in rick. >> i want you to make a wish and blow that candle out. now i want to see how much of that cake you can eat in 60 seconds. ready, begin. [laughter] >> i have a birthday gift for you, are you ready? here you go. it's another cake. [applause] what w the wish?

>>ltfomendy family. >> jimmy: you are off to a great start. inc. you, happy birthday. padma lakshmi is here, we have music from bebe rexha, we will be back with charlie day, so stick around. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪

[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. from our short "taste the nat nation," which you can see on hulu, padma lakshmi. she's written it's been nick jonas, selena gomez, her latest album, music from bebe rexha.

and we have a special guest sitting in with her band, cleto and the cletones, jason myers from delray beach, florida. jason made a donation to the allin challenge which is a charitable initiative set up to feed hungry people and we offered a chance to sit in with our band, jason won the sweepstakes and now he is sitting in with our band, just sitting no, he's not doing anything else. [laughter] well welcome, jason but don't touch any of the instruments. in with something terrible happens we've got a good week of shows, we've got melissa mccarthy, dr. phil, gina rodriguez, anthony carrigan, will poulter, and ricky gervais' will be here with music from pixies, warns eiders and the smashing pumpkins, so please join us for that god willing. a first guesstimate is a very funny and talented individual who has 15 season of

"it's always sunny in philadelphia" under his belt and a new movie that he wrote and directed called "false paradise," it opens in theaters may 12th. say hello to charlie day! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> oh, yeah! >> jimmy: good to see you! >> a good crowd tonight! >> jimmy: i was very impressed that you and your "sunny" pals went over to london and ireland, you had like sold out shows there in a foreign -- you know, those are foreign countries. >> in other parts of the world. >> jimmy: and i was wondering what -- i mean, it's only told you almost 20 years ago whatever it was when you were making or writing "it's always sunny" and trying to get in the air that 20 years later you would be doing a podcast and summoning people in other countries would come just to see you talk about the show, that would be a surprise, yes? >> i would be like you are dead

wrong, no one -- we are not going to fill a stadium of people just to hear us have a conversation, but we did and we will do it again. >> jimmy: yeah. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: the venue you were at was the royal albert hall, the beatles played there, a lot of history. >> i have a theory about this place. you know how there's this mystery like maybe paul is dead, people are like all paul is that, it's not the real paul mccartney. when you go in the bathroom of royal albert hall, i think is dead and he's in there. the smell of that place -- >> jimmy: really? because just beautiful. you walk in anger like this is amazing and you walk in the rest of the room and you are like the smell of ghosts. >> jimmy: is a bad? >> it's an old smell. yeah. >> jimmy: i think the beatles -- i think they wrote a song about how they -- how many

holes there were in the royal albert hall many years ago and that was quite some time ago. >> one of their songs is about how many holes there are? >> jimmy: yeah. >> which one is that? >> jimmy: what is that? "a day in the life." >> i don't listen closely to lyrics. >> jimmy: you would think those holes, some of the smell would go out of them. >> should we write a song about it? >> jimmy: so you did this thing, i saw your buddy rob mcelhinney yesterday -- not yesterday, on saturday. him and his new best friend ryan reynolds. how does that -- what's going on there? is that cause you any, i don't know, jealousy? >> yeah, he's trying to trade up on me. >> jimmy: he comes up with this idea to buy the soccer team or football team as they call it now that they are welsh. >> he calls a football but it's soccer. >> jimmy: he's learning to speak welsh, you know this. he's trying.

>> that's all fine and i'm proud of him but it's the fact that he's got this super handsome movie star best friend who just keeps being like you know what, i made another billion dollars today, i sold the phone company. it's time for this got to stop, right? >> jimmy: you need that! that's what you need! you needed one of these guys like that. who would be our guy that you could buy a team with? >> i'm talking to you, dicaprio, do you hear? let's start hanging out. let's buy -- let's buy the mets or something. >> jimmy: they are not for sale, they were just purchased but shoot a little bit lower. you know who would be good though is hugh jackman because he and ryan -- i would like to see you still one of ryan's friends from him. >> exactly. ryan didn't think too hard, get this high production birthday song -- >> jimmy: they do birthday videos. >> i put in like a hundred thousand dollars to a birthday gift. >> jimmy: just teach people how to pronounce -- >> it like a bad movie from the 1980s.

a man with a sports jock steals your friend. it's going to end poorly. >> jimmy: remember when patrick dempsey betrayed his friends, he would play poker with and then they -- they [bleep] on his house? that's what they're doing to you, they are [bleep] on your house. >> these guys! these guys, man! >> jimmy: i'm angry for you. they did tell me a story about you being over there watching one of these games and -- would you mind telling me the story as you saw it? because i thought it was kind of interesting. >> well, we did a lot of great things over there. one of my favorite things that we did before we talk about me trying to run with the athletes, which i think is where you're headed. >> jimmy: it's not, but please tell me. >> we went to a famous irish distillery and we get -- we are met by a man who is like the godfather of making whiskey we get off the bus and he's about 107 years old, you know, he's got like three wisps of hair it is like going to show us on the

tour, we're like we've got to get to the show. he's like are you boys ready, willing sure. indigos let's go! and he starts firing all over the place. coming here, boys. and he's like down in the machine, tasteless, taste this! he gets up, he turns the spigot on, he's like try this on! try this one! this guy is going all over the place and i'm thinking to myself am a man, if i can bottle up with this guy has when i'm his age, that would be amazing. we get on the bus, we look upholding his. he 71 years old. he looks like [bleep], man. drinking the machinery and getting your -- just don't drink straight from the machines. >> jimmy: and then you go to this game. >> than we go to again. >> jimmy: i didn't know this, i assumed you were stunned to learn this, but you are not allowed to drink while you watch the game. >> i was drinking a beer when i found that out. >> jimmy: you were drinking. >> so they do have like ryan

reynolds rob michael honey private box where they look down. >> jimmy: not supposed to drink and that either. >> get out! >> jimmy: i got details on this. what you did was a violation, you probably won't be invited back to europe. >> yeah! they're not going to let me back in wales? oh, man! >> jimmy: they caught you on camera drinking a beer. >> yeah. >> jimmy: anger solution he realized and they said hey you are not look to do this, you just drank the whole thing. [applause] >> no more beer. >> jimmy: no it's gone. >> now it's gone, and i was about three deep. which was fine, that's reasonable. i was kind of like this is going to be good for me that i'm not allowed to drink your. >> jimmy: what about getting on the field, why did you get on the field? >> okay, so this was a big mistake. it's a great game, they won the game, very happy for rob -- and ryan... and we go down to the field and

they are like do you want to do the cooldown with the boys. you know glenn and robert like no, note and i'm like yeah, i do. and i'm like what is it. and they say you just sprint with the boys. men like sure. so i lineup with these guys who are young enough to be my children and we take off running as fast as we can. now, until about halfway through the field i'm keeping up like these guys aren't that -- and i realize that one of them is running with me the way you run with your child. like when you're holding his hand. he's like come on, charlie, you're doing it! [applause] they see that they are supposed to keep running and they keep going and we get to the end of his field and is like -- the field is much bigger than the field my 11-year-old plays on. and then you get to the end of the field like well, that is done, and a sink now we are going back. i might not make it all the way back. but i gave it a go and i just

caught my breath like 15 minutes ago. >> jimmy: okay, good. we will give you another breather, we will give you a commercial break. charlie day is here, his new movie is called "fool's paradise." we will be right back. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ as someone living with type 2 diabetes, i want to keep it real and talk about some risks. with type 2 diabetes you have up to 4 times greater risk of stroke, heart attack, or death. even at your a1c goal, you're still at risk ...which if ignored could bring you here... ...may put you in one of those... ...or even worse. too much? that's the point. get real about your risks and do something about it. talk to your health care provider about ways to lower your risk of stroke, heart attack, or death. learn more at getrealaboutdiabetes.com no two bodies are the same. some pads, never got that message. but, always flexfoam did! it protects against different flows for up to zero leaks. and it flexes to fit all bodies, for up to zero feel. feel it yourself with always flexfoam.

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are overrated. you know, they're such crutches for us. >> can i get guys insurance? >> no, we are standing. spielberg says that you should be able to watch a movie with the sound off. >> hey, guys. got those shares for you. >> get them out of here. >> jimmy: that is adrian brody and a very silent charlie day in "fool's paradise," which is a movie you wrote, directed, you start and, you gave yourself almost no lines in the whole movie. tell everybody what the idea behind the movie is. >> so we start with ken john, who by the way gives i think the best performance of his career, not just because i wrote and directed a minute but he really goes out of his way, it's emotional but it's hilarious, so we start with him and he's this sad sack down on his luck publicist guy who just wants to be in hollywood and he's being fired by his one and only client and he happens to meet a man in a mental health facility who doesn't speak, who is me grade

look just like a method actor who refuses to come out of his trailer, so the two of us collide and we go on a rise and fall through hollywood and then comedy happens. >> jimmy: you've wrangled quite a caster, let's go through some of these names here besides adrian, jason sudeikis, kate beckinsale, john malkovich, the late ray liotta is in this movie. [applause] you shot this when? >> i shouted over the course of a long time. i did my first pass of it in 2019 and then right before i went to go sell it in 2019 i changed my mind and shot a whole new chunk of it in 2021 because i decide -- i like to take my time. [laughter] >> jimmy: why not if you can. >> it's my movie, i'll put it out when i'm ready! >> jimmy: jason bateman has a part in the film, how did you get jason to be in the movie? >> i was very lucky getting people i hadn't worked with like b5 and kate and people i knew a

little bit like john markovich but bateman and i obviously i know from "horrible bosses" and i went to drop my son off at school one morning and i ran into him. and he said housing moviegoing and it's a great, i got jason sudeikis coming to set tomorrow and he said man, i wish i could complain with you guys and i said will come. i will stay up all night writing a role for you. he goes really and he came down and of course because he's a comedic assassin, he's like the funniest thing in the movie -- i could have caught him -- cut him out of it but why would i do that? >> jimmy: it doesn't bother you when he says things like i love to come play with you guys? you don't see that as a character flaw, no? [applause] become no! >> jimmy: all right. that's very warm and open of you. >> hollywood weirdo, man, that sounds great to me. >> jimmy: "it's always sunny" comes out next june. >> 16 season!

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: your friend rob, who i probably have mentioned too many times for your liking posted this on twitter. this is -- is this an episode or what's going on here? you've got aaron paul and bryan cranston. >> that's next level television. we are making fun of celebrities who sell booze and they said it would be unusual who said we are going to take the piss out of you and they said aren't you selling one as well and i said we will take the piss out of ourselves as well. >> jimmy: they are not playing walter white and jesse pepin >> they are playing themselves but we are convinced that it's the dad from malcolm in the middle and malcolm. [laughter] >> jimmy: "fool's paradise" opens in theaters may 12th, charlie day, everybody! we will be back with padma

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[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back! music from bebe rexha is on the way. our next guest is host of "top chef," author of cookbooks into either of food, "taste the nation" season two premieres friday on hulu. please welcome padma lakshmi! [cheers and applause] is a ♪ ♪ >> hello, old friend! i haven't seen him in over a decade. >> jimmy: i think the last time i saw you you're about to start hosting top chef. >> may be coming out. >> jimmy: obviously that became a big deal. >> obviously you brought me luck. >> jimmy: it must've been. it you're in your season of "taste the nation." what is it tasting like nowadays? >> it's yummy! >> jimmy: it seems like it might be a little salty right now. >> it is salty and spicy and as

ali wong set on season one, it's very umami. >> jimmy: you go around and try different foods from different places in the united states and puerto rico, u.s. territories, that's this week's episode, right? >> they all drop at once on hulu but the first one, yes, is in puerto rico and a lot of people think that puerto ricans in this country are immigrants. they are not. they are american citizens. this is a territory, in my opinion it is a colony and we go there and we feature many dishes but there's this big controversy about whether -- catch up or no catch up and some porter reagan's swear by catch up on it and others are like i wouldn't dream of it, that is sacrilege. and that becomes a metaphor also or big discussion and controversy in puerto rico about whether they should have statehood so they have all of the rights that the mainland states have. they suffered a lot with president trump throwing the

paper towels. people are saying no, we should be independent. food is a great metaphor for a lot of deep, deep things in our culture and in our lives and so i just use it pretty much like a trojan horse. it's a show that is posing as a food show and there is a lot of delicious food and it but it's really a political show, cultural show and allows me to artistically -- you know, with entertainment -- say what i want to say -- show rather than say what i would say if i got on my soapbox and it is a direct result of my work with the aclu as their ambassador for immigration rights. [cheers and applause] you can clap for the aclu! >> jimmy: can we go back to ketchup for a second gimmick where do you stand on it? because i say no catch up. >> jimmy: i would imagine that no ketchup is the way to go. >> it's not for me to say. it's for puerto ricans to say.

>> jimmy: we are going to have to settle it for them. >> i'm not going to tell a puerto rican person what they should put on their -- >> jimmy: ketchup is so divisive in so many ways because i like ketchup but there are certain things that i do not believe require or need ketchup, like a hot dog. >> like a hot dog? >> jimmy: no ketchup on a hot dog! >> why not? >> it doesn't belong there. mustard. >> i love mustard. >> jimmy: and you don't relish or onions or sauerkraut is great -- but no ketchup goes on the hot dog and i apologize to everyone in chicago what you're doing it wrong. >> see? people get so passionate about food and this is what makes "taste the nation" so great. >> jimmy: i get mad at my kids when they want ketchup on the hot dogs. >> just don't buy it. >> jimmy: i can't not bite because we like it on other things. a hamburger, ketchup is good on. >> touchy territory. >> jimmy: on acceptable.

>> i don't put catch it >> jimmy: you don't talk to her anymore, right? >> i did try to kill her when i was three. >> jimmy: with a ketchup bottle? >> no, they had her on a matt, she was three months old and is like i can get rid of this thing that is taking away attention from me. >> jimmy: this weird little ketchup eater. do you eat fast food or is it all -- >> i do. and every time i come here i always get in'n'out. back in the day i did a carl's jr. bacon western cheeseburger commercial because the grub -- >> jimmy: that was just for the money, right? >> total, and for the burgers. but you know what, i started eating meat only when i was a teenager. i was born and raised a vegetarian and one of the gateway drugs to me was the bacon western cheeseburger and actually write about it in --

actually write about it -- >> jimmy: if you're going to quit being a vegetarian, that's a hell of a way to jump in. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i also want to congratulate you on -- i assume this is something you're excited about because the "sports illustrated" swimsuit issue, which is -- for someone my age, this is one of the biggest cultural events, but you are in this upcoming issue, do you mind if i show that -- they showed it anyway. i hope you don't mind. there you are. "sports illustrated." is this meaningful to you? >> you know, yeah, it's definitely meaningful. you know, i would have killed for it when i was in my 20s and a model because it is the holy grail, and they never even called me for anything like this and i really thought that ship had passed, to be honest, so when i got the call now a few months ago i was like [bleep], me, really?

i did not believe the news on the phone and then i started freaking out and i'm like i've got to go to the gym, oh, my god. luckily i was already hitting the gym pretty hard because it had been just a month as i got home from filming "top chef." >> jimmy: eating a lot on that show. >> i eat so much food. >> jimmy: how many calories a day would you guess you met >> first, a thousand or 9,000 calories a day. easily. easily. >> jimmy: even guillermo is shocked by that. >> 5,000. >> i keep it at 5,000. >> keep it moderate. next time we will do an eating contest, i will trounce you. hot dogs with no ketchup. >> jimmy: no ketchup for sure. we never eat -- and if we eat guillermo later, we won't put catch up on him. it's great to have you here. the show if you haven't seen it is called "taste the nation."

season two premieres friday on hulu. padma lakshmi, everybody! thank you, we will be back with bebe rexha!

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