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>> announcer: previously on "jimmy kimmel live"... [laughter] >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, luke bryan, jeff hillary, and music from glorilla! with guido and the clear with cleto and the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: thank you, everybody. thank you for watching and joining us. [cheers and applause] appreciate it on tax day. it's tax day today or as donald trump was calling it, april fools day today. we are the fools. did you know that tax day is the number one day in which american couples have sex valentine's day question mike i made it up but we can make it true. tonight i'm claiming you all as dependents. that's right. children as you know, not only are children are future on tax day each of our precious little treasures are worth a tax credit of $2,000 but we pay tribute to our beloved little write-offs and we ask a question we ask every april, are they worth it? [laughter] >> whose idea was this?
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[laughter] 's [laughter] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> ]screaming] [laughter and applause] >> jimmy: happy tax day, kids. you know, southwest airlines had another snafu today. hundreds of southwest flights were grounded due to what the faa described as equipment issues -- oh, you experience that? i tell you, they spend so much time in the ground they are basically a railroad now. [laughter] a social media post accompanied saying we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause but that's what you get for flying
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southwest, bit. and spirit airlines joined in and they reply tweeted hahahhahaha. no company in america had a worse day than fox news but that huge $1.6 billion definition trial but it ended when fox settled for $787.5 million. it's going to take a lot of reverse mortgage adds to pay that one off. that's... [laughter] immediately after the settlement that fox issued a statement saying that this settlement reflects his box's continued commitment to the highest journalistic standards. they are already lying in their statement about lying! it's shameless and while obviously a fox is the main billing but i want to say nice going to the minyan but we naively thought this is about making fox news take this possibility for destroying the reputation because that's what they told us it was about. but they took the money instead so the liars who knowingly
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misled their oatmeal brained viewers and seriously damaged our democracy don't have to say anything about it at all but no apologies, testimony, they can go right back t sodomizng to get the next time donald trump loses the vote in boger county, usa, you won't be around to experience it. by the way if you want to congratulate fox business and kurt maria bartiromo that fox ho cough up a billion dollars you can find her at the planet hollywood and times square where she will be waiting tables for the whole rest of her life. [applause and laughter] this was a settlement that was disappointment for donald trump who worked out all caps button hard telling fox not to settle but he has moved on for the great pumpkin posted on instagram for the first time since the day before the insurrection to unveil a second round of trump nfts.
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they've got elvis a motorcycle, powerful image of trump looking on while a flaming line kills the world, i guess? be if i posted a message on this to grandpa he rode, i hope everybody notices. i'm sure i am leaving the prices of trading cards the same as last time. it's called the market, sold out almost immediately because i want my fans and supporters to make money and have fun doing it. i could have raised the price much higher and i believe it still would've sold well with a lot more money coming to me but i didn't choose to do so. i will be given no nice guy credit. [laughter] do you know what? he's only charging $100 of this jpeg of him stealing the liberty bell, stealing it into mar-a-lago. only charging us with his image of him as king making the little heart sign.
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by the way, if you buy three kings and lined them up, you spell out the name of his favorite organization. this is... [laughter and applause] this is my favorite one. this is one of trump barbecuing which is something he has never ever done for anyone next to a giant dog. he is as a rare golden but buttplug?>> you can collect thet trading card in history. we didn't raise the price despite the vast sell out last time. it's so easy to buy. just need the email address and a credit card and crypto. if you want to own a piece of history, go to collecttrumpcards.com. >> jimmy: i know what eric and don jr. i getting for christmas this year! if you buy 47 cards you get to have dinner with donald at mar-a-lago or you can become a rapper who is into hitler and hill
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hewill invite you for free. i like to take a moment now, what fox news and newsmax would say if barack obama unleashed a line of digital trading cards featuring him as a king you can have dinner with. and i love that this is the depiction of how that dinner is going to go. two fawning stock photo models admiring a suspiciously slender donald trump while eating a bowl of roses. i do not know. the reality is he's going to waive the five or two people from across the room while they wolfed down plates of string beans and salsberry steak. but think about how crazy this case. if you buy's digital trading cards you can have dinner with him at his house. this is not what president does for money. this is what the stars of "goonies" does for money after a serious drug problem, okay? what an embarrassing thing to do. the day after his financial disclosure showed these nfts, these first batches fell $96 million short of what he thought they were going to be
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worked. the fact of the matter there's only one authentic trump collectible and it's not a trading card, it is hpv, okay? it's free, by the way. trump didn't get his nft-eeny little hands who really lit up the night with this big announcement on newsmax last night. >> you are here to make an announcement. what is that? >> rob, i want to thank you for giving me the opportunity to tell you this on the show p i'm happy and honored to endorse donald j. >> jimmy: wait a minute... that's what you call a fraud-ian slip. that'll mean nothing because no one will know what anyone said for real because of ai which is all of a sudden everywhere. i bought a painting this weekend and i thought it was a steal. paid a lot of money in retrospect but not sure if it's authentic.
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it's the mona lisa, american gothic and dogs playing poker, probably ai. i feel like someone discovered a time machine that can potentially rearrange everything and we are all alike, cool, great. let me know, okay? i do not want to mention this guy's name but he's in you person, but it's jake tapper from cnn. jake tapper has been making these ai meetings of him on the teleform and texting me night and day. he will write a description like you wrote what my head look like if jimmy kimmel seller donated a dolphin and ai made serenading a dolphin or something. and then jimmy attempts to woo the dolphin and a jealous squared boyfriend objects. things aren't looking good, jimmy. really worried about you, man.
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what's this? your charm is winning out. success. you made the dolphin your lover. congratulations. the end. that's the end of the story. this ai has already commandeered the brain of jake tapper in cn and who has elevated to a higher plane according to this ai he made of himself. has even infiltrated music now. you heard about drake and the weekend, wasn't heard by drake or the weekend it was created by artificial intelligence and the scariest part is that a trait ai sounds almost as sad as the real drake. the song which is called "horror on my sleeve" crated by a producer who's got a white sheet over his head. nobody knows who he is. his mom is missing a pair of sunglasses but other than that it's the ghost of dead music. we use some technological wizardry to make music magic
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tonight in new york it was the end of an era on broadway. the "phantom of the opera" played its final performance sunday night. you've been pretty broken up about this? >> yeah, jimmy. >> jimmy: what was a song you were singing? all of them, really. >> most of them, yeah. >> jimmy: the "phantom of the opera" was the longest running show in the history of broadway. everyone in new york has sung and acted in it. also happens to be number one of donald trump's. it's a regular on the hayes playlist, he puts the song on almost every week and we thought with the help of cutting-edge technology, who better than to pay tribute to a new york spectacle that rose to popularity in the '80s than another spectacle who rose the popularity in the 80s. here it is.
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>> ♪ nighttime ♪ a deep sensation ♪ ♪ i don't know ♪ ♪ you'll have to tell us about that ♪ ♪ a long time ago i was told i had a great year for music ♪ ♪ let your ♪ ♪ darker side ♪ ♪ give into ♪ ♪ the power of big music ♪ being, being ♪ ♪ fong, have you ever tried opera? [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there he is, wow. very sad. we've got a good show tonight. from the show "somebody somewhere" jeff hillary is here. we've got music from glorilla. we'll be right back with luke
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>> jimmy: will come back to the show. tonight, from the "somebody somewhere" on the show jeff hiller is with us. apple's up next artist called "anyways," next on the great music from the glorilla. who is on tomorrow night? we'll be joined by sir patrick stewart and bridget everett with music from gorillaz fea back. scored his number one single, he hasn't been single for more than
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16 years and you can see him cultivate any talent sunday and monday night on abc, please welcome "luke bryan!" please welcome luke bryan! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: good to see you. you smell like leather. it's nice. >> luke: leather and rich mahogany. that was from a movie. >> jimmy: 30 number one singles as a lot of them! [cheers and applause] got to be one of the most. >> luke: i really have to let katy perry hear that number multiple times. it's very important. we went what is katy's number?
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>> luke: it's a lot. but i have more. but... >> jimmy: probably more than lionel. >> luke: with country artist a trend to have a lot more with pop artist. with that 14-15 range, michael jackson had 12 or 13 you think. but who is reading and counting? not i. >> how many years, over the course of how many years? >> i got my record deal in... gosh... '04? i really started putting music out around 2008. >> jimmy: let me add it up. that's 15 years. that's really good. [cheers and applause] >> luke: just hearing you say it, is watching you say on the monetary. >> jimmy: it's nuts.
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>> luke: it's nuts. you spend a lot of your time as a performer in your early years you have one hit and everybody is bored because are waiting on the one hit and so you have to do covers, have guys come out and swallow flames, you've got to make somebody enjoy your show with one hit. when you get to ten you had a whole show and when you get to 15 you really got a lot of songs for your show but when you get to the point where you can't play them all... >> and people get mad! >> you start getting bad yelp reviews and stuff like that. >> did you have a situation where you had a hit and you played it twice in one show? we did that. like i said, you got early in your career you have to get anything to make people remember you and have fun while you are
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doing, you know, boston covers and stuff like that. >> jimmy: do you ever listen to your song if it comes on on the radio? speed to my thing is when you go down the road and say you are on the phone or whatever and you look down and you can see your name on the screen and i'm just like, hold up well minutes. hold up. i just have to pay al turn it up and turn it back down. >> jimmy: has anyone caught you in that situation >> luke: i was home last week and my 12-year-old was having a baseball game in a town about 1t to go... i ran out of the house and i'm like, the sun is going to set and it's going to be chilly. it's like 7:00, supply was open.
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i got a hoodie, one of my songs was on like right station. the guy behind the counter is like... i was just like. you like that, don't you? >> jimmy: you gave him a wink? >> luke: yeah. [applause] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: winking at a guy at tractor supply would be a great song. you could be hit number 31! >> luke: well, you never know. >> jimmy: are you worried at all about this ai music stuff like this question might be too that's what i was saying that we can plug into that and see what happens. >> jimmy: i was curious, thinking about this drinking on the weekend and was thinking, you could do that with, you know, pop music, dance music. >> luke: i'm scared it might be better than the stuff i have written.
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>> jimmy: it's a real fear, i think! you can't just tell a computer to do it yet although i'm sure that's coming but it's kind of a combination of things. this is a largely generated artificial intelligence >> luke: i guarantee you a beer would be there. ♪ driving down these back roads ♪ ♪ with me and my guitar ♪ ♪ trying to find my way back home ♪ ♪ but it seems so very far, i'm just a hometown boy ♪ ♪ living in this crazy world ♪ ♪ but i'll keep singing my songs and let my voice be heard ♪ >> jimmy: not that good. [cheers and applause] but too close for comfort. >> luke: i think i'm good for now on the ai. the problem is if i really sound like that, 31 will not happen. >> jimmy: they'll take one of your number one hits a way. >> luke: did you put the video
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too? >> jimmy: the video is probably the easiest part of the whole deal. going to vegas again this year? >> luke: we've out there this year and it's... it's vegas. you know. i don't do a good job at staying away from the craps tables. >> jimmy: is that your game? >> luke: fla craps, war. >> jimmy: that's the saddest thing in the world, watching people play war in las vegas. speak to my nephew turned 21. for his 21st birthday he came out. >> luke: that was his big reveal to vegas. he kind of learned the flow. >> jimmy: what did you do with him? >> luke: we got around the craps table and we played. like being there with your nephew, he's been with us since he was 13, it was a -- he totally became my body around the craps table. a few months pass and he goes,
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uncle luke, can i break -- somebody has come out... can somebody come stay in the room with me and they walk in and they are like, yeah, they are like elvis style. we get down there and all the... it is him and his first cousin who everybody that i obviously give money to at some point calls me uncle luke. so jackson, jackson calls me uncle luke. well, they come in from the main thing i'm a little private gambler here. they come in like, uncle luke, you won't believe it we just did. we were playing blackjack and this girl said that she was -- this lady. i think she was 35-36. she said that she was the runner-up in the 100 meters in her whole state in track. and jackson is very fast. he doesn't look at. but he is with a bet this woman to a 100-meter dash in the parking lot. [laughter] >> jimmy: really?
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>> luke: won $100 off of her. >> jimmy: what? [cheers and applause] and i'm like... >> jimmy: they invented new form of gambling? >> luke: literally. the valet guy had to be like, hold up. and there they run. when i was on stage that night and i'm like, give me the dam 100! i got them 100 from them and i say, if you're racing 21-year-olds in the parking lot this is your hundred. she wasn't at the show. so i kept it. >> jimmy: uncle luke bryan from onthe show ! we'll be right back. it's getting harder [ somber music playing ] aying, and harder to make ends meet and... hon, do you mind? well, on the bright side, new customers [ angelic choir singing ] who bundle and save with progressive save over 20 percent on average.
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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: tell you about fishing. >> luke: we are trying to talk about our fishing trips. >> jimmy: you are talking to huey lewis hanging out backstage. >> luke: which is totally crazy that he we is running around back there. >> jimmy: we keep him back there. we won't let him leave. >> luke: making the meat and cheese trays back there. i'm a huge fan of him and never got to meet him. like i said, it was fun. >> jimmy: what season -- how long have you been on the show? >> luke: this is our sixth year with me and katy and ryan has been there the whole time. >> jimmy: since the very beginning but who does lionel richie don't act like the
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best, you will or katy? >> luke: lionel... he's one of the guys from the '80s. he probably likes katy the best. >> jimmy: i thought for sure you are going to say... b2 lionel is >> luke: is a national treasure. it's funny because we'll go do promo stuff for the show and it's me, lionel, jeff hiller sell katy for it when people interview lionel, me and katie sit back because lionel is so interesting is so interesting to engage he taught me how to, like... he teaches you how to be a star and be humble and be engaging and he has always been that way and his whole career doing that. >> jimmy: it must be hard, singing at king charles foster's coronation >> luke: i thought it was a
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form of condensed or something. carnation! or tarnation. i said y'all are going to hang with the dukes and the roles and the only dukes and arrows i've ever hung out with... but they are leading, though. >> jimmy: why would they not invite you? maybe you are too american for them. >> luke: probably so. >> jimmy: did they have country music in england? >> luke: i played over there and people actually showed up. surprised. >> jimmy: i'm sure they appreciate that but you know of any, australian or keith urban or whatever, do you know of any english country music artist? >> luke: you'll get me in trouble because i don't know but i have not heard... >> jimmy: we've had some irish singers in this country but there's a huge festival that they put on over, certainly in london and i played that a
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couple of times and we did a munich thing, a munich, germany, thing. we did sweden. it's pretty crazy to go over there and know you have fans. >> jimmy: that must be especially strange when you go to a country where english is not the first language and people are singing along to your songs. >> luke: prince charles, he was not at my concert there pittsfield maybe he's upset you didn't invite him. he couyou could be. by the end of this thing. >> luke: i will stay in tennessee. i'll be good. i'll host the show but we've got some sizes. >> jimmy: blake shelton advise you to do "american idol." >> luke: at that time, he was just, like, man, it's going to change your life. when you are in the
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cabdriver goes, i see you on 324, it really puts you in front of a whole nother audience and you don't know that when sign up. and now you know that blake is leaving "the voice," the country guy, i own -- >> jimmy: you dominate. >> luke: as we predicted from day one, come in and get his spot. >> jimmy: whose ranch is bigger, yours in tennessee or blake's in oklahoma? >> luke: if you add all mine up they are bigger than his. [laughter] >> jimmy: how was your mother doing? >> luke: my mother is crazy and my mother has been on this thing. she lives at the beach but she wanted to get me to purchase the beach, a house. hundred yards closer to the beach. >> jimmy: she wanted you by the beach which would be problematic. >> luke: that is blake, blake
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and buy that stuff for his mother. but the fact that her and my wife have created this whole fun stuff on instagram, as long as they are getting along i'm like, y'all go pull up flowers and dig up weeds all you want. >> jimmy: your mother posted this on instagram. i wonder if you got approval now. this is a high school photo and this going right here, that you. >> luke: that's the most muscle mass i've ever had right there. that was... we called him a powder puff football game where the girls play football and somehow last minute i got wrangled into that. >> jimmy: the boys are the cheerleaders. speak to that photo really was never supposed to leave her home. [laughter] and here we have it. there we go. i >> jimmy: as embarrassing itis .
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[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hi hi therapy welcome back. on the way, our next guest is a comedian and actor. from "community," "broad city" and the critically acclaimed series of "somebody somewhere." >> go downtown, take your mind off things. remember carla from yoga? >> i thought you were talking about your younger friends. >> i know. but she's different. >> no new people especially somebody who can touch there -- it's not natural. >> jimmy: premiere sunday on abc, say hello to jeff hiller! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: where do you get some -- it's not tractor supply but doesn't have that. >> jeff: i can change your oil after this if you'd like. this is embroidered!
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this is nice. >> jimmy: custom embroidered or something you can purchase off a rack. >> jeff: custom. i don't do rack. except nordstrom. nordstrom rack i do. >> jimmy: do you give direction? do you say we've got two giraffes facing each other? >> jeff: this is actually my mom painted giraffes in my nursery. she's dead. sorry. i'm dark. >> jimmy: this is your first talk show? >> jeff: s. everyone says you're the best -- >> jimmy: no one says that but thanks, i appreciate it. >> jeff: i was a bartender on "watch what happens live" but this is the first time sitting. >> jimmy: and you are from texas. >> luk>> jeff: san antonio. is a nice place to visit but i
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don't recommend growing up gay there. are you surprised to find out i'm gay? >> jimmy: how old were you when you came out to your family, friends, et cetera? >> jeff: i think 20. >> jimmy: 20? but it's one of those things... nobody was surprised that i told my mom and she's like, i know. >> jimmy: was everyone supportive? >> jimmy: immediate family, yeah! the family was good. people still attack us in the '80s or '90s. but unlike today where everything is totally fine. >> jimmy: did you find out when you are famous and stuff like that that people started to reach out? >> jeff: you know, i was in a series of snickers commercials that aired during the nfl and the super bowl and i had not one but two of my former bullies
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facebook message me. >> jimmy: wow, really? >> jeff: i emailed back, suck it! [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: did they suck it? [cheers and applause] >> jeff: not yet! [laughter and applause] >> jimmy: how old were you... look who woke up over there! how old were you when you left texas and went off to pursue acting? >> luke: i left >> jeff: i was a social worker for three years in denver. and then i told everyone i was going to nyu to get my msw and i was accepted but then i was like, i'm going to defer for a year and we are in year 23. >> jimmy: you never went to
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nyu? what did you do? problem stuff? >> jeff: i studied at the upright citizens brigade theater and i taught there. all these famous people. >> jimmy: you taught them? >> jeff: i taught them and they became famous. >> jimmy: like who? >> jeff: alana glaser and abby jacobson, kate mckinnon, aubrey plaza... i was on an improv team. >> jimmy: is not hard where you taught these people and they've gone on the big things? >> jeff: a little. but they are all good. >> jimmy: did you audition for "saturday night live"? >> jeff: i did but i actually just read ellie kemper's book and she talked about it and she got invited to "30 rock."
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>> jim30 rock. >> jimmy: 30 route the building, not the show. >> jeff: first i chose daphne ruben zager who is a broadway star in rent. she is in latinx woman. i would never play her. also no sketch would ever be about her. and then i did... be one who was that again? >> jeff: daphne ruben vega. >> jimmy: [laughter] >> jeff: because she kind of speaks like this. i'm good at it. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: when you got know who... >> jeff: and i did right wing fred schneider who is the lead singer of the b-52s but i made him right wing. >> jimmy: that's good. >> jeff: i thought it was very funny! speed when they had no use for right wing brad schneider which
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mike >> jeff: immediately he's not super finger on the pulse. it was like 2008 but i should've done john mccain. instead i did right wing franchisor >> jimmy:he's unmistakable and e will know that voice and the way that goes. >> jeff: exactly. >> jimmy: it's a good thing i was in consulting you. it wouldn't have helped at all. >> jeff: you wouldn't have do it and i would go... lifestyle! a very thin line between me and fred schneider. >> jimmy: what was your big break, how did it happen? >> jeff: i guess my big break was "somebody somewhere" a few months ago. >> jimmy: may be so! >> jeff: it was a terrible thing to do. i was in a movie called "ghost town" where i play a naked gho
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ghost. to be when clothes don't die. >> jeff: thank you! that was my logic. i made the choice. they kept begging me and i was like, no. i'm an actress. >> jimmy: how are you... was bridget... by the way the show is really great and a very real feeling show. >> jimmy: did you know bridget everts before? >> jeff: i don't think i have my number in her phone but she did and she emailed me and said would you be willing to audition for my hbo show? and, you know, i'm playing waiters, so i'm willing to it when i read the script is like, this is so beautiful. this is about me. i think they wrote this for me.
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but whatever. i got that. >> jimmy: right? [cheers and applause] will be here tomorrow, i feel. yes. it's great to have you here for the show was terrific. it's called "somebody somewhere." season two premieres on hbo and hbo max. jeff hillary, everybody! coming up next, glorilla! [cheers and applause]
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>> jimmy: i want to apologize to matt damon to it we did run out of time tonight and we will try to get him on the schedule very, very soon. "nightline" is next. but first, this is her ep, it's called "anyways, life's great•." here with the song glorilla! >> ♪ you ready ♪ ♪ let's go ♪ ♪ don't tell me nothing about my ex ♪ ♪ if you don't see them with meat ♪ ♪ you know where they are
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♪ i'll be dipping on them ♪ ♪ they say proudly with my top ♪ ♪ it's ♪ ♪ tried to take it down and see my work ♪ ♪ you try to see the good in him ♪ ♪ he might do your worst ♪ ♪ who ain't acting right ♪ ♪ you make me lose my appetite ♪ ♪ and now my ex ♪ ♪ you hit that candlelight ♪ ♪ that's the magic right ♪ ♪ if i ever fall in love again ♪ ♪ and apap on you practice about how ♪ ♪ don't tell me nothing about my exes ♪ ♪ might get them tatted on my face ♪ ♪ if you don't see me now, you know where they are ♪ ♪ money don't talk but i don't answer for collect calls ♪ ♪ i'll be stepping on them ♪
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♪ my neck out ♪ ♪ still mad at me right now ♪ ♪ they cook ♪ ♪ some views on the page ♪ ♪ try to play favorite relationship ♪ ♪ you talk to me like the dribble ♪ ♪ he'll cut you off ♪ ♪ i've been on my own ♪ ♪ the first person i cut off ♪ ♪ i've been through the mud no now ♪ ♪ they hate me now ♪ ♪ i just start back making son songs ♪ ♪ they are able pay me now ♪ ♪ going over right now ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ died down ♪ ♪ something get you verified ♪ ♪ casket ♪ ♪ from the quality ♪ ♪ look like w weeman ♪ got some killers around ♪ ♪ before i had a cattle ♪ ♪ had the wreck and the maximum.
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the relationship ♪ ♪ , i just said how, you just caught the wrap ♪ ♪ might get them tatted on my face ♪ ♪ because ♪ ♪ i and got nothing about ♪ don't see them yet ♪ ♪ i don't ask for collect calls ♪ ♪ i'll be stepping on these ♪ ♪ make them tall ♪ ♪ driving with my neck out ♪ ♪ throw this neck with this fentanyl ♪ [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]
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