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>> jimmy: i'm jimmy i'm the host of the show thank you for coming and thank you for watching at home and joining us on what is a beautiful day here in southern california on the planet earth. i'll tell you something, i will never leave the planet earth. a lot of people want to go into space. i do not. would you ever go into space guillermo? >> no, jimmy no. >> jimmy: for those who do and a lot of people do a team of scientists all over the world, space tourism continues to grow, people will naturally start having sex in space, like captain kirk, and we have to start preparing for this. these findings are part of a research paper called consideration of uncontrolled human conception in emerging space tourism. hot title, right? i mean, getting a little sexed up just saying it, i have to admit. it has nine authorizes this title, nine very lonely authorizes worked together on this. i checked today, there are seven

people on the the international space station right now, they've been on the space station for months. if space sex hasn't happened already it might happen tonight. it's about to happen. i imagine that sex in space is very -- like how do you even tell who's on top? >> speaking of uncomfortable sex, today is melania trump's birthday. happy birthday melania. [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: according to america's number one news source people magazine her husband donald was expected to take part in his wife's birthday festivities, quote, if his schedule allows. he's very busy with the yelling and the golf. but he startedd the day with a couple of posts about his rain trial that's going on right now. such a romantic happy birthday honey. for those of you looking for ways to celebrate our former first lady's special day with your own families, this opportunity is only available for a limited time. >> celebrate the accomplishments

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prison. still more than 18 months away from the next election and trump's already saying he might skip the debates in the primary because he doesn't want to subject himself to maga it thatting anchors. i bet this will be like wrestlemania where he says he won't be there and in the middle of the debate he runs out on the stage and hits ron desantis over the head with a folder chair. meanwhile getting more details on tucker carlson's banishment from fox news. rolling stone and other sources says fox news has been keeping a file of dirt on turker and they're prepared to release tonight the event he goats after the network. apparently something they do over there, they collect compromising information about their employees in case they need to use it. but what could they have on tucker carlson that would embarrass him? did he once try to buy a fuel efficient car? does he have a collection of paintings that weren't by hitler? i don't know is it possible they have pictures of him on a horse french kissing vladimir putin?

should they be concerned they he dresses up as a drag queen and reads stories to kids? how do we know he doesn't have a browser history filled with micro balls porn. to quote tucker i'm not saying he did those things, i'm just asking questions. why wouldn't we ask questions about things like that. one secret weapon fox news has they could use to embarrass him is every episode of his show. that's for starters. many people believe that his ouster is related to a pair of lawsuits by a producer on his show. this woman abby grossburg says he ran a workplace with male producers making p misogynistic comments anti-semitic jokes and on air about rea bartiromo. >> i was called intoed senior producer's office as well and asked if maria was having an a fair with kevin mccarthy.

>> jimmy: what? he asked if maria bartiromo was having an affair with the speaker of the house? tell us more. >> i had been asked to spy on her by the fox bosses and report back on what she was doing, which caused a lot of stress. and that was part of the reason i went to tucker as well. i just physically and emotionally couldn't take it. >> so you spied on maria for your fox bosses? >> yes. not spied, i would tell them what she was doing, if there were things that concerned me. >> jimmy: yeah, well, that's, i mean, that's spied. wow, what a thing to put out there. maria bartiromo and kevin mccarthy. i had no idea if there's anything to that but i went back to their interviews and there does seem to be a hint of chemistry. joining us is california congressman house minority leader kevin mccarty. it's great to see you. >> thanks for having me back. >> jimmy: did you see that take a look back at that smile in

slow motion here and you can see. whoa. hello there sexy. here's another one. check out this dramatic pause. >> joining me now is house minority leader kevin mccarthy. congressman thank you for joining me. >> thank you maria. >> jimmy: yeah thank you marie a abby gross berg says she has about 90 audio tapes including ted cruise talking to maria bartiromo with a plan to overturn the election of 2020 by creating a phoney commission that could investigate claims of fraud, he was hoping congress would refuse to certify on january 6th and leave the commission to pick the president of the united states. i'm sure ted wanted to be the qemm isers or at least one of the guys who picked the commission which is insane. but cruz said the tape is not a big deal said basically the same thing in public the next morning and then on the senate floor a few days later, which is a hell of an excuse.

what a sorry excuse for an american. ted next time you go to cancun, stay in cancun, okay? we also learned that these tapes of cruz plotting have been handed over to special counsel smith. the only thing funnier than donald trump going to jail for trying to steal the election would be ted cruz going to jail for trying to steal the election for donald trump. that's a sitcom right there. meanwhile george santos who seems to have been forgotten made another goof. he's been trying to claim he's jewish for quite some time now and if this doesn't convince you he is nothing will. >> today i celebrate israel's independence day. >> jimmy: oy vey. i mean, guillermo speaks better hebrew than george santos. how do you proceed nouns that word he was trying to say guillermo? >> guillermo: i'm not sure. >> jimmy: okay neither

life's a lot more 'em bashing now that everything's on tape. tonight's click for excellence reporting goes to the team at fox news t listen closely you'll hear why they are the winners of this prestigious award ♪ >> for organizations the cost is a thousand bucks. >> well, not since na we seen a controversial debate over music like we are seeing in computer generated songs. >> we are talking about tunes created by artificial intelligence featuring likenesses of drake and rihanna forcing legal labels to question what's legal ♪ >> jimmy: there's a leak in the news room. all right, time now to go out on the streets to meet some folks on hollywood big 12ed to play couple or siblings. lou wilson is out there.

hi lou. >> what's up jimmy. >> jimmy: lou spent the day rounding up people with the intention of tricking me right? >> very much so. you won't know. you just won't know. >> jimmy: and yet somehow i always figure it out, right? >> i mean you're good, you're good. so i worked extra hard today. >> jimmy: let's see how you did. let's bring in the candidates here and our contestants are, jamie does that say. >> yeah, jamie. >> jimmy: and nick. jamie and nick, all right, jamie and nick are keeping their dance physically. all right. so -- all right. jamie and nick where are you from. >> we're from oakland and new zealand. >> jimmy: new zealand okay do you have nicknames for each other. >> might not be appropriate. >> jimmy: i call her -- no we don't. you don't have nicknames. when you're together who controls the remote on the tv. >> definitely me. >> yeah, what did i want to watch last night game show before you went to bed. >> jimmy: you are a couple i'm going to say. >> no, we're not we're siblings.

>> jimmy: you're siblings. >> this he are in siblings. >> jimmy: you're in the hotel room watching game shows together. >> we're on holiday. >> jimmy: siblings on holiday. we have a gift for you, what do we have lieu? >> we have a [bl >> jimmy: good luck getting that home. >> thanks jimmy. >> jimmy: enjoy. that thing will be stolen before you get to the end of the block. all right, who's out there lou? who do we have for couple or sibling? >> some of my favorites. >> jimmy: oh, wow, look at these two. holy moly! >> oh they are.if you areents m >> jimmy: where are you from. >> from los angeles california. >> jimmy: cory you. >> los angeles california. >> jimmy: hold the mic a little closer that little mustache is muffling your voice there. all right, and what do you do

for work cory. >> i manage hotels. >> jimmy: and adolfo you. >> i'm a server at a steak house. >> jimmy: server at a steak house. okay. how long have you been doing that adolpho. >> i've been a server for 15 years at the steak house about 15 months now. >> jimmy: what happens when someone feels the steak isn't cooked enough or is overcooked. >> they are going to take it out on me and i have to fix tonight the kitchen. >> jimmy: and the kitchen does what, says what. >> most of the time they are pretty upset and they think it's my fault. >> jimmy: hi, how you doing. okay, cory, let's see. let me see you guys high okay. interesting [laughter] >> jimmy: i'm going to say you are siblings. >> that would be incorrect, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, man. i'm not doing well here. >> if you can believe it.

[cheers and applause] >> jimmy: hold on a minute. adolfo, does that little mustache tickle when you kiss? >> yeah, actually, it does. >> jimmy:. >> jimmy: all right, lou, go ahead and present them with their gifts. >> i have some matching pjs for you. >> jimmy: all right, matching pjs, all right fellows, let's do one more for you, one more couple or siblings and who do we have out there? okay we have wade and amy. wade and amy how are you. >> excellent. >> fantastic. >> jimmy: where are you from. >> indianapolis indiana. >> jimmy: both of you. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you live together? >> sometimes. >> jimmy: zoom. all right. okay. let's see. what's your favorite thing your mom cooks? >> my mom or both? you got me. [laughter]

>> jimmy: i'm going to say you're a couple. >> yes. >> jimmy: that is correct. all right, sorry, but you did not hold up well under interrogation. but we still have a prize for you. lou, what do we have for this lovely couple? >> we have a hand holding mitten. so you can put a hand in each side and continue to hold hands even when it's cold. >> jimmy: wow, that's probably the worst gift we've ever given out on this show. congratulations. all right, thank you lou. that is siblings or couples. abby ryder fortson is here, music from new west and hear from pierce brosnan! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ are there animals living underwater?

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>> jimmy: in it from the new movie "are you there god? it's me, margaret" abby ryder fortson is with us and then later from toronto their song is called those eyes, music from new west. tomorrow night we will be joined by, a good show chris pratt and music from lucas and mika nelson join us. first guest tonight talented actor producer and former 007 and his art exhibit right here in los angeles. please say hello to pierce brosnan! [cheers and applause] ♪ >> jimmy: you know, pierce, we

don't have many artists on the show. it's night to have you here. >> pierce: thank you. it's nice to be an artist on the show. good to see you. >> jimmy: is it fun to now be an artist? i mean i would imagine this is something -- you wanted to be an artist when you were young, right? when you were a kid. >> pierce: i did. i mean i haven't given up the day job. but i did. i left school at 16 with nothing more than a cardboard folder of drawings and paintings and i got a job as a commercial artist. >> jimmy: what kind of commercial art did you do? >> pierce: it was furniture, furniture reproduction but i was a reasonee, i was just a lad at 18 years of age. >> jimmy: so you would draw the chairs and couches? >> pierce: no, i made cups of tea. i made cups of tea t i was 18 at this time now. 17, 18. so i basically just drew straight lines, made cups of tea and watered the spider plants. it was a little studio in south london. and, yeah, i had aspirations to

do album covers and actually i brought something here for you. guillermo, there you go. this is for you. >> guillermo: this is for me? >> pierce: this is for you. >> guillermo: really? >> jimmy: hold it up guillermo so we can see it. >> is it heavy? >> guillermo: it's the ear plugs. >> jimmy: oh what about me made you think about wanting ear plugs? >> pierce: that's a good question. but anyway, i painted this, the original painting is about 48 by 48 and it's been sold and i made silk screens out of this. >> jimmy: oh, so i can't have the original? [laughter]. >> pierce: no. >> jimmy: no. okay. that's super cool. thank you. guillermo just stand there the rest of the segment with that would you? >> pierce: thank you. >> jimmy: thank you guillermo can you go back to your spot. that's very kind of you. i've been admiring your

paintings i think i have a couple that i did not realize ar>> yep. called.iee: this is c hooks, it's a big canvas and this comes from drawings my wife kaley who's over there this evening, she's brought these little pads that we keep by the phone for the last five, six, however many years i've been drawing. so when i make phone calls i'm skntly drawing on the pad. and that drawing came out of the pandemic. and i call it fishhook but really it was a conversation i was having with a dear friend's's wife who just passed away from covid. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> guillermo: somehow that came onto the paper as i was talking with fib about by dear friend

jay who we were on the west end together, i was god father to his sons i have no idea how it came about. >> jimmy: didn't go fishing with him. >> pierce: no. you're a fisherman. >> jimmy: yeah but we don't use hooks that look like that. >> pierce: it's the hawaiian fish hooks. >> jimmy: right you're in hawaii they're like bone fish hooks. i see. we have one what is that called. >> pierce: french at the bottom and the japanese is kiss me. kaley sent me when i was doing the bond movie all those years ago, it was valentine's day and she sent me a little pot of daffodils and i decided to paint them and that's --. >> pierce: is that keeley you painted there? >> jimmy: it could be. >> jimmy: is this from memory or does someone pose for this. >> pierce: i just thought it would look very attractive and i'm a big fan -- >> jimmy: if i was keeley and i

got this back i would be suspicious to be honest with you. have you ever been painted? do people paint you? >> pierce: a few, yeah, fans have painted. >> jimmy: i mean sitting for a painting, preferably in the food. >> pierce: haven't done in theed into, no, no. and i don't wish to either. >> jimmy: you don't. >> pierce: not at this stage of the game. >> jimmy: even if i blocked out the whole weekend? >> pierce: no, no. that's okay. [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> pierce: let's not and say we did. >> jimmy: what year did you come to la for the first time? i came out here in 1982 on a wing and a prayer with my late wife, god bless her, cassie, and looking for work and i got remington steel [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: how long between landing in la -- i think i told you one time when i was a kid we came out in la and we happened

upon you shooting remington steel. we were like wow we are in hollywood. it was down in marina delray. do you remember me standing there doing this? >> pierce: now that you do that, i can see you. there you go. yeah, i landed here in hollywood and actually lived in hollywood and my show, this art show -- >> jimmy: and now you have an art show in hollywood. your first solo art show in your life right? >> pierce: first art show, yes. and thanks to my wife keeley she cure rated the work and it's just sitting in storage and we gave so many pieces away and we said let's have an art show why not? if not now when so may 13th. >> jimmy: and your 70th birthday is the same week as the art show right? >> pierce: yeah. >> jimmy: is that intentional is that the reason you decideded to do this? >> pierce: yes, more or less. i turn 70 on may 16th so get in under the wire if it were and wrap up the 60s and cruise on into the 70s.

>> jimmy: well, we have something -- [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i know this is a solo art show that you're doing but what we did earlier today, we picked some people out out of the line waiting to come into the show, our studio audience members. >> pierce: i heard about this. >> jimmy: we gave them a photograph of you and we asked them to first draw and then paint you. and so when we come back, we're going to have our own pierce brosnan art show. and hopefully you will love one of these paintings and pick -- they're all winners, but we are only going to have one winner tonight. will you be willing to do that? if not we've wasted a great deal of people's times. >> pierce: i lost interest i'm still here. >> jimmy: we're going to go to commercial and if you're still here when we come back. >> pierce: sure. >> jimmy: pierce brosnan is with us. we'll be right back [cheers and applause] ♪ ...i'm over 45. ♪ ♪ i realize i'm no spring chicken. ♪

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with stems. -daddy, i don't want to go to las vegas with you and mommy tomorrow. oh, are you sure? are you sure you don't want to go, it will be so much fun! [cheers and applause]. >> jimmy: we are back with pierce brosnan. pierce has his first solo art show right here in los angeles opening on may 13th. it's called --. >> pierce: so many dreams. >> jimmy: so many dreams, right. and this is a photograph from boy i think before you even came out here to los angeles. >> pierce: i left drama school and i was trying to get commercial work. so they said do silly things and that's one of the silly things. >> jimmy: and you did. >> pierce: and then i grew into this guy. >> jimmy: and here you are now. this is a photograph. now, we've asked a group of studio audience members, who are

not professional artists, not professional painters. >> pierce: nor am i. >> jimmy: you are now. you are on may 13th. but to paint you, and, well, let's just start with number one. why don't we? sheldon, hi sheldon. >> hi. >> jimmy: where are you from. >> i'm from ohio. >> jimmy: what do you for work. >> i'm a catering coordinator. >> jimmy: have you ever painted anyone before. >> never. >> jimmy: let's see how you did in your first try. how long did you work on this. >> about one hour and 15 minutes. >> jimmy: they say that's the exact amount of time. >> pierce: all right. go on sheldon. let's see. >> jimmy: young sheldon reveals. >> pierce: oh, look at that. oh, my god. >> jimmy: sheldon take us through the painting and tell us what you've done here. >> what i've done. i wanteded to really focus on the strong jaw line, the silver fox element of it and just the inning smile. >> jimmy: what do you think pierce? >> pierce: i think it's good.

i think -- i'm not quite sure. little bit shocking really but thank you for all the hard work. >> you're welcome. >> jimmy: how long did you work on your painting? >> just like a little longer than him maybe an hour and a half. >> jimmy: what do you do for work. >> i'm a singer song writer. >> jimmy: are you a painter as well? >> when i was a kid i was but not anymore. >> jimmy: all right. well we'll be the judge of that i guess. don't get so down on yourself. let's see what sonia has for us here. this is sonia. >> pierce: oh, my. >> jimmy: okay. >> thank you. >> pierce: that's good. >> jimmy: maybe a little more gavin newsome than pierce brosnan. >> pierce: i like that one a lot actually. i do. >> jimmy: is this something you would consider hanging in your home? >> pierce: possibly. i think we have to look at the rest before i make that decision. >> jimmy: all right. let's go to christian now. christian, where are you from. >> pierce: i'm from san antonio texas. >> jimmy: san antonio texas?

and what do you do for work. >> a salesman. >> jimmy: what do you sell. >> we sell roofs actually. >> jimmy: you sell what? >> roofs. >> jimmy: so you drive around neighborhoods, you look for somebody that doesn't have one. >> recently -- >> jimmy: like a wet family. >> recently i drove to florida for the haines so i'm actually in florida right now because of the haines. >> jimmy: actually you're in california right now. one hell of a hurricane because you woke up in la. >> for sure. >> jimmy: so you're a salesman you sell roofs sell us your painting christian here we go. >> i got you. >> jimmy: show us what you got and tell us all about it. >> pierce: i love it. i love it. >> jimmy: all right. >> pierce: that's a good one. that's a doozy. >> jimmy: christian you said you're not a professional painter? >> no, no. >> jimmy: what happened with the upper lip? looks like you maybe tried to fix a mistake or something? >> i messed up.

i did bad. >> jimmy: all right. that's christian and steve is our fourth contestant tonight. steve where are you from. >> pierce: also from san antonio. >> jimmy: what do you do for a living. >> work in real estate. >> jimmy: do you have a roof on your home? >> yeah. >> hook up with him. >> jimmy: you guys could really pair up. all right, steve, let's see what steve has to offer here tonight, contestant number four. steve. whoa. >> pierce: wow, okay. that's got style. that's got imagination, style. >> jimmy: steve, have you been using steve you really went for it didn't you? finally our fifth, where's our fifth? we seem to have run out of contestants. >> pierce: guillermo. >> jimmy: oh, wow. what is your name? >> salvador.

>> jimmy: salvador. two guys with curly mustaches. you worked on your painting. what do you do for a living salvador? >> i take care of a big guy. >> jimmy: you take care of a big guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: like jolly green giant. >> something like that, yes. >> jimmy: let's see your painting salvador. and salvador. >> pierce: yeah. that's -- i think there's a lot of mushrooms going on there as well with salvador. i look like i'm out of it in all of them probably. >> jimmy: i think you could sue salvador for this painting. here's the blue ribbon i'm going to give it to you to give to whomever you feel is the winner here. the audience is shouting out who they like the best. >> pierce: let me see, let me see. >> jimmy: this is such a predicament for pierce to be in.

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>> jimmy: our next guest started acting when she was four, she played an 11 year old when she was 13, she turned 15 in march which i think makes her 105 years old. i don't know. her new movie is called there god? it's me, margaret". it opens in theaters soon. please welcome abby ryder fortson! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: very smartly boy you came out here fast, too, almost surprised me. >> pierce: i'm a fast walker. >> jimmy: are you a fast walker. >> abby: gem. my family has to speed to catch up to me. >> jimmy: is that true. >> abby: me in the front with the dog dad in the middle and

josh just trailing behind my little brother he's like 10 he'll always just be trailing behind us just hanging out watching as i speed away with the dog and i don't even notice that everyone else is just -- >> jimmy: you must have like a greyhound in you or something. you have a fast dog. >> abby: a lab husky retriever new finland boxer mix. >> jimmy: i were able to analyze him. >> abby: we got one of those dna tests. those are super cool. >> jimmy: you can do those on humans too i found out i'm half italian half pomeranian. >> abby: that's cool. >> jimmy: i know you're 15 years old right. >> abby: yeah. >> jimmy: did you know about this book? so this book, when i was a kid, was a very big deal. >> abby: yeah. >> jimmy: you didn't know about it, did you? >> abby: so i'm a super avid reader. i've been reading since i was pretty much old enough to walk my parents have been reading to

me but for some reason judy blume and i just missed each over i was super into sci-fi and fantasy when i was younger so i never read "are you there god? it's me, margaret" until i got the addition to play margaret in the movie. >> jimmy: have you met judy bloom. >> abby: yeah she was on set a couple weeks. >> jimmy: how old is judy bloom now? >> abby: i want to say 84? i don't know. i don't try to make a habit of looking up people's ages. >> jimmy: when you walked with her is she fast enough? >> abby: no, i think i had to slow down a little bit for her. >> jimmy: so she was there. did she like, i don't know, did she have tips? did she weigh in on what you guys were doing? >> abby: so the biggest thing that i think her note was when we were on set is that we -- when we were rehearsing one of the scenes where all of the girls start doing we must increase our bust little exercise. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right.

>> abby: remember that? guys remember that. >> jimmy: i remember that from like laverne and shirley or something. right, right, we must, we must, we must increase our bust, right. >> abby: little song. little song and dance her biggest note when we were rehearsing kelly the way she envisioned it was you would clasp your hands and go i must, i must, i must increase my bust. that' how she envisioned it according to judy the way she and her friends always did it was more like, i must, i must, i must increase my bust. >> jimmy: in a more light hearted way. >> abby: yeah, light hearted way really works the arm muscles though. after doing it for about four months with hundreds of takes each, you know, i got some biceps. >> jimmy: did you really do hundreds of takes of that? >> abby: yeah. if you combined every single scene that you had to do that in and then plus all of the different camera angles and all

that, yeah, probably. someone should count that up actually >> jimmy: guillermo would you mind counting that up? [laughter] >> jimmy: you said you like sci-fi and stuff. you said you read a lot. how many books would you read in like, i don't know, a year or something? >> abby: 365? i don't know snoop you read a book every day. >> abby: i try to. >> jimmy: every day you read a whole book. >> abby: i read very very fast. >> jimmy: you walk fast you read fast. >> abby: i'm a very high speed person. >> jimmy: you ever think about slowing down. >> abby: i'll do that when i'm older there's plenty of time to slow down. i'll buy a home have a couple cats and plants i named i'll refer to them as my children and keep 15 alive. >> jimmy: you have plants now. >> abby: yes. >> jimmy: or this is what you're

envisioning. >> abby: i have tons of plants in my house. i steal them and keep them in my room and keep them alive. >> jimmy: you've been acting since you were a young kid did you love it immediately. >> abby: yeah. i remember, my parents are both actors, they're over there. >> jimmy: oh, your parents are both actors. >> abby: yeah. >> jimmy: hi parents. did you know they were going to be here? >> abby: yes, i did. we discussed it beforehand. so, yeah, so they're both actors and they used to take me to their auditions for them and i would sit on the producer's couch and just watch them. and one day whiffs i think about 3.5 or something i turned to them and said i want to do this now please get me an audition i want to be an actor. >> jimmy: just looking at your parents they were probably too young when this book came out even. so when you're on the set the movie's set in the 70s right. >> abby: yeah. >> jimmy: does everything seem weird like the 70s stuff the

props and decorations and all that stuff. >> abby: actually no. i'm a huge vintage person i have vinyls, records, everything like that, and it is really, really cool to be on a 70s set though because it's like stepping into a time machine every single day you're on set. it's so amazing. >> jimmy: what objects in particular jumped out at you? >> abby: see, i have to say my favorite is actually a rotary phone. because here's the thing. nowadays, y'all got your cell phone and when you're really mad at someone and you really just want to hang up on them pressing that end call button just doesn't make the same clank, clank. >> jimmy: you're right. >> abby: just not the same. i practiced a couple times on the phone we had on set. it was really fun. i would love to say that i miss it but i wasn't alive. >> jimmy: no, no, you missed it is what happened, you missed it entirely. also it was no fun, if somebody had a lot of 8s in their number

you were exhausted by the tend of it. but you were right the slamming down. i quit. now it's like, i quit. have you seen the movie in the theater with an audience yet. >> abby: he have' seen the film four times and at the premier that's the first time i saw it with a really big audience and it was so, so cool. just sitting in the theater and having everyone laugh at the exact same moment and, you know, cry and we're all experiencing something together. that's the magic about movies. >> jimmy: your parents saw it. >> abby: yes, they did. my mother started sobbing three minutes in. we weren't even past the opening titles yet and she was just sitting there bawling crying. she was like oh my god my daughter's movie. she had already seen it three times at that point. >> jimmy: and was still crying. >> abby: still crying. >> jimmy: you wouldn't understand that because you're 15 years old and you think your plants are your children but one day maybe you'll be in a movie theater and you'll look up and

you'll see your fern up on the screen. >> abby: that's the dream isn't it. >> jimmy: and you'll be like my sweet little saplings. >> abby: exactly. >> jimmy: congratulations i have a feeling this is going to be a big deal. my cousin vicky said this was a big book and went and saw it and said you did judy i this betty white wanted the play the role you're playing that's how long they were waiting to do this movie. the movie is called "are you there god? it's me, margaret". opens this friday. abby ryder fortson everybody. thank you. we'll be back with new west.

>> jimmy: thanks toss pierce brosnan and abby ryder fortson, apologies to matt day mom. nightline is first. but first here with the song "those eyes" new west [cheers and applause] ♪ when we're out in a crowd laughing clout and nobody knows why ♪ when we're lost at a club

getting drunk and you give me that smile ♪ going home in the back of a car ♪ and your hand touches mine ♪ ♪ ♪ when we're done making love ♪ and you look up and give me those eyes ♪ ♪ 'cause all of the small things that you do ♪ ♪ are what remind me why i fell for you ♪ ♪ and when we're apart and i'm missing you ♪ ♪ i close my eyes and all i see is you ♪ ♪ and the small things you

♪ ♪ when you call me at night while you're out getting high with your friends ♪ every hi, every bye, every i love you you've ever said ♪ 'cause all of the small things that you do ♪ ♪ are what we mind me why i fell for you ♪ ♪ and when we're apart and i'm missing you ♪ i close my eyes and all i see is you ♪ and the small things you

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ when we're done making love ♪ and you look up and give me those eyes ♪ 'cause all of the small things that you do ♪ ♪ are what we mind me why i fell for you ♪ ♪ and when we're apart, and i'm missing you ♪ ♪ i close my eyes and all i see is you ♪ ♪ and the small things you ♪ ♪ ♪ all the small things you do you

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