tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC May 10, 2023 11:35pm-12:37am PDT
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have a good weekend. i gotta tell you, it's all for me. it's always a fun start to the weekend when i'm in the car with 56 year olds on the way home from a long birthday party day, universal studios suddenly everybody you know, starts texting. did you see what trump said about you all at once? and then the kids start asking. what did donald trump say about you? well, kids what the former president of united states said about me and stephen colbert and all the late night hosts, i guess is this these losers are dying. there are bad for our country. which is in serious decline. nobody wants to watch this negativity anymore. there's nothing funny about them. they're highly overpaid, easily replaceable fools. and yet unlike you, we still have our jobs so. gluten talking about negativity.
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he is out of his mind right now . i know he's been crazy for a long time, maybe even forever, but it's ratcheting up. i'm telling you, he was on this podcast. this is it's called full sending these young guys who goof around trump has been on the show before and the one thing he didn't get to last time was his favorite new riff about all the n word we've never has a country been in the danger that we're in right now. you have other countries and in particular russia, but other countries talking, uh, the n word, which is the nuclear word in this case, and you can't do. you can't use that term you can't use because there's two n words right there to edwards, right is worse. they're both real bad. yeah this is why they never let them on sesame street. why he's constantly bringing up the n word now, when talking about nuclear war? i don't know. i think it's a mystery to everyone, maybe even him included, but this is his bigly thing. now you're real global warming would be nuclear global
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warming. that's good. that's a warming that will take seconds. and that's a warming that will melt granite granite is it's a very powerful very hard stone. take a look at hiroshima. hiroshima is a lot of people call it trying to be fair. somebody's been using those rosetta stone cassettes. eric got him for christmas. this is quite a meeting of the minds. the host asked trump to weigh in with one word assessments on some of the notable individuals and like any good president, he did musk one word. one word smart. joe biden. dumb no. kim jong un. interesting. o. j. simpson which we had on this podcast, actually very well. i doing very well. um . i better not get into it. i
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knew o j so well on the golf course. no, i don't think he cheats. but i'd say golf. i mean, he loves playing golf. i just say go because i want to be very nice. you know, i was that was a terrible situation. it that one he handles delicately the one question he thinks twice about answering in his whole life. kim jong un no problem. o. j. all i'll say is he loves golf, okay? trump is revving the engines. he made a remote appearance for a crowd of evangelicals in des moines, iowa. over the weekend, maga teresa sent in a video message to the crowd at the faith and freedom coalition and man. oh, man, does this guy know how to connect with a religious audience as the most pro life president in american history? i will continue to stand strong against the extreme late term abortionists in the democrat party who believe in abortion on demand in the ninth month of pregnancy and even executing babies after birth, they actually talk beyond earth after birth, executing the baby. what
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. what executing babies after birth. who is doing this? and how did they strap the baby into an electric highchair? how does it work? what kind of nonsense is coming out of this lunatics, mouths and the crowd goes along with it. i guess i don't feel like these people would be okay with abortion if they let the doctors use ar fifteens. mike pence, also appeared before the faith and freedom fight crew. he was there in person. trump and pence have been appearing separately at all the same events lately there like a divorced couple showing up the kids, soccer games and lord almighty when you talk about wowing the crowd until you've seen mike pence in front of a group of evangelicals. well you haven't seen mike pence four short years. we rebuild our military. we secured our border. we revived our economy. we unleashed american energy. but most important of all, check testing 123. that was for
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emphasis. red material , but when he goes off the cuff like that, look out. i mean, that's when mother takes her bonnet right off. i do want to mention you know how? i don't know if you know with twitter erased all the blue check marks for anyone who refused to pay $8 a month. well over the weekend, a lot of people with more than a million followers had their check marks restored, including me, which is annoying because i don't want anyone to think i'm giving money to elon musk, which i am not. somehow this genius managed to change what was a status symbol that blue checkmark. into the internet equivalent of a culture on your lip. he gave twitter herpes and because of that, a lot of people who had their check marks restored, wanted to make things clear. bette midler wrote. yes ellen gave me back my blue check, but i didn't pay for it. little nas x tweeted all on my soul. i didn't pay for twitter blue. you will feel my wrath,
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tesla man. and trixie, mattel wrote. i did not pay for twitter blew you effing pig. it's really something. how could the screw twitter up this much? all they do is post little messages. there's nothing. it's like screwing up ben and jerry's. it's like a ben and jerry said, yeah, we have a good business. but these flavors are too liberal. what if we did a high over in hitler? at least twitter is still in business for well for now, anyway. bed bath and beyond yesterday announced their filing for bankruptcy. you know if only they had 20% more revenue. but what was once um you know, pretty huge american retail store has transformed into don't know if you've been invited into the saddest place to buy pillow shams on earth company says they're planning to stay open as they get their finances in order, but stores will close if they can't figure that out in time, which and i don't mean to pile on because i've had some real good times, at bed bath and beyond real good
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times. buying accent rugs. you know those shoe organizers. you hang in the closet door, really great stuff. but let's be honest source should have been called bed bath, and that's it. there's no beyond there never was a beyond right here. that's right, jimmy. i could probably use one of those big blue 20% off coupons to cheer him up right now. and i you probably know him too. we have some news from within our fox family. fox news media and tucker carlson have mutually agreed to part ways. tucker's last show. with this past friday. that's right. fox news has severed boat ties with tucker carlson. after all these years, they are parting ways, which means he was fired. i mean, that's really what parting ways. let movie reportedly was in the middle of renegotiating his contract. some are released a photograph of tucker's face the moment he found out he was being
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fired and you can see he was surprised to say the least, couldn't be reached for comment. he's already on a plane to moscow to meet with his manager. what a shock. i mean, what an absolutely delightful shock. this is. they say rupert murdoch made this decision. so this is more like an episode of succession. then last night's episode of succession, and that was the only dramatic cable news beheading announced today, about a few minutes after the fox announcement. this came out on cnn. i want to share with you some important news right here at our own network. cnn's oliver darcy is back with us. oliver. what do you know? some shocking news again, john in the world of cable news, don lemon and cnn have parted ways again with the parted ways don lemon and tucker carlson, for those of you don't follow cable is this is like if ronald mcdonald and the burger king got fired on the same day, supposedly neither network knew the other was doing. we have
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some breaking news. after 20 years on the area, abc tv has decided to part ways with host jimmy kimmel. this was a mutual decision we want to say thank you to jimmy kimmel and his many many contributions and wish him and then and then verse him well in his future. on personal note . i would like to say to jimmy, don't let the door hit in your ask on the way out. situation as it developed. this has been abc news special report. well, that's have to a hell of a way to find out. could have been worse. i could have been traded to the jets, you know? but back to tucker, even though he didn't know it. friday was his last show, which means this is what will be
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immortalized in cable news history as tucker's final segment on fox news, a guy showing up with a pizza he ordered this is sausage, sausage and pineapple and really quick as a pizza professional. do you look down on this order? is this i do? i think that i consider a criminal you did. he ordered a sausage and pineapple pizza. he should have been fired on the spot for that alone. but the best moment of his what turned out to be his final episode tucker saved for last back. by the way, the entire episode of let them eat bugs, not quite as good as pizza streaming now on fox station, use the promo code originals for 30 days free and we'll be back on monday. in the meantime, have the best weekend with the ones that you are, but we'll see you then you won't eating bugs at home. came in on a line. anyone that would want to the good news is now tucker can spend more time at home, tanning, his testicles and
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touching himself to that sexy green m and m. sadly he's probably not done poisoning old people's brains. the question now is where will he do it next to o a n will he go to newsmax crawl back up? satan's fiery behold from once he came, we don't know, but wherever he goes , we thought it right to celebrate. his departure would look back at where he went. so here now to send them off in style will give you one last dance with one of the most despicable mother tucker's ever to appear. on american television. m and m s will be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. half the viewers right now. like what? that scar testicle thing that's crazy, but my view is okay. testosterone levels of crash and nobody says anything about it. that's crazy . dude stop testicle! tanning come on, open your mind. bobby worshiping me as i dress up like a woman. or i'll crush you sponsor when you see children wearing masks, as they play should be no different from your response to seeing someone beat
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a kid in walmart. it's tough to make you feel like you're going crazy. after a while, i am i the only person who sees that all of this is total bs. pan as it turns out, could easily kill you if they felt like it. thank god they don't they're not against sex, either. they just hate unsexy zoos. who are these chicken touches out there that the cdc is concerned about it. we're not judging as we asked that we just would like to know they're rodents. but when you get close to them. they're incredibly cute. why is the state against them? amazing. and we're not overstating it, okay certainly. oh, yeah. for us tonight. jimmy kimmel is in for sean. really really? that's a great line. alright talk to british. oh, thank you. do right? hey
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pierce brosnan and john mulaney music from willie's kids, lucas and mike and nelson cannons will be here and new west as well. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is the host of what they call in his country. a chat show. he came to america in a tugboat and went on to become a 12 time emmy winner and the most irresponsible driver in l. a this is his final week of shows on cbs, concluding with a primetime special called the last last late late show with james corden carpool. karaoke special. that's on thursday at 10, followed by his last late late show, please welcome james corden. i've been thinking about you a lot this week, and i wonder
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what's going through your head you have with, like, three regular shows left, and we just we just shot a show just now finished. the show came over, which will be on right after this. if you switch over as soon as this is finished, i'm not losing your viewers happy to lose a bcs switch, no amendment, and then three more and then three more, and that's it. it's a little will round out at exactly 1200 shows. which is a special attention, trying to remember everything trying to just take it all in and slow it down. so you can think about it . that's a good way of putting it. it's sort of it's you know, you're just trying to soak it up. really that's that's what you're trying to do. it's a it's a it's a you know, it's only really people that have done shows like this and it's not just you and i whole teams that that make these shows and you essentially create a found family. really and that's that's what starts to mark the show for you more than the actual doing of the show. i find and so you
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know? yeah you do every time. it's a lot of lost. so this is the last crosswalk. the musical is going to go out on wednesday and the last car pool and the last and all those things just the last everything that architect team with different want to thank you for something . i was thinking about this. like you came over here. you could have gone with jimmy. your name is james. my name is james to that would have thrown us into a really serious problem situation. well that that really i think that even went above, uh, that their heads at cbs. that was more a sort of government response. really? that the i don't think you're allowed legally three years a maximum three. jimmy's they were just like this is too much. for the american people. you know, i learned also that your middle name is kimberly. which would have made you jimmy kimberly, which would have been weird that it is. that is my middle name. my middle name is james. kimberly. coordinate is your middle name? kimberly you could ask the man responsible. he sat right there. my mom and dad are here. that's right.
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believe too. dad's dad's a kimberley granddad to kimberly. great granddad was a kimberly and wow. yeah so it's a it's a big it's a big thing, you know. oh, here we go. look out. so what? yes what happened was when my grandfather was born. his auntie had to take him to be christened because his mom was poorly and on the way they'd heard that the boars had been defeated in the battle of kimberly. and she said. we're putting that in this lads name. wow so he was thomas edwin kimberly cordon. my dad was cedric kimberly cordon. malcolm kimberly corton james kimberly corden gone the other way. but you if you tell this to tell if you tell the story at school, that's where it came from. it
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still doesn't get it is still it's still not a good it's still not a good thing. you name your son, kimberly. my well, this was a big thing for me and my wife because we knew that we were having a son and i was like can i do this to him? you know. can i, really? but then i thought it's a we don't have a we don't have a massive family traditions in our family like we? we even have that you know that show. who do you think you are? yeah, they came to maybe look at my they were like, oh, we'd love to make a who do you think i love that show? that would be amazing. and so they went off, did loads of research and came back and went now this is really boring. there's nothing there is literally nothing interesting has ever happened in your family's life. so uh, so i really thought long and hard about do we calling kimberly doing and then we actually what we did was we, uh gay. we did call him, kimberly. but i said, we've got to counterbalance it with something called. we've got
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to counterbalance the kimberley with something else. so at the time that my wife was pregnant, i was written a sitcom for the bbc called governance. stacey, which people people lives. doing? um. we were doing a sketch for comic relief. it's in fact, the sketch that had the first iteration of what went came went on to become couple karaoke. which was me and george michael in a car and we knew that we had to get paul mccartney if we got paul mccartney. everyone else would say yes, because paul mccartney's in it. you know, you've done these things. you will work. the biggest person first. people go. what that strengthen? that's fine. so unless you're doing that, imagine video, and then don't do that. and we're still to this day. i'm gobsmacked that i'm not in, um be honest role expecting you to pop up at some point when you're trying to get paul mccartney to do something that we were due to speak at four pm and someone calls you like 3 45
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and goes high, just calling from suppose office just checking that you're by the phone. and you're like yeah, no, i know i'm so by the phone. i'm talking on it right now. that sort of pressure environment. so anyway , me and paul, he calls never spoken to him before we have small talk, small talk, and then and then i explained to him. i said, look, the way that these sketches work is they dr donations on the night but also this year for comic relief. you people will be able to buy the sketch and i think and i might get this from i think you could buy it for £1.75. you could download and buy the sketch, and i said the reason it's that price paul is at that price is the exact cost of 10. malaria vaccines for children in africa. so whether you want to acknowledge it, whether you want to accept it or even deal with the fact that it's that it's the truth. if you can find 20 minutes over the next 11 weeks
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to film our sketch children won't die right then i just stopped talking, and he went. blimey james. i've heard some pitches in my time, but this is ridiculous. and i said, well, that's nothing. i said. i was going to say if you said no to that i would name my unborn son after you and he went deal. if you do that, i'll do the sketch . so anyway, we did the sketch. max was born and we christened him. max mccartney, kimberly corden, and we took a photo of it. we sent. i sent a photo of the birth certificate to him to paul. paul was like a can't believe you've done this. and about three days later, this beautiful blanket arrived. this sort of lovely blanket and embroidered in the corner of the blanket blanket, it said to max from one mccartney to another love your uncle paul. and i thought, well, he may be saddled with kimberly. but at least he's got a really cool story.
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ready to come back. otherwise they will come back with you. that is james. karaoke last one ever. yeah tearful, carpool. karaoke didn't know it was happening. i thought our last one was we did. the last one was with diddy. and we shot that and i had a blast. i had a great time. it was brilliant. and i thought, oh, that's our last one. he's someone we always wanted to do with. it was great and then i'm in bed one day. and i get woken up by adele smashing these symbols above me as i'm asleep, and she said it should last carpool and i'm going to drive you to work. so it was all very it was amazing, and i love her so much for doing it because she didn't have to do that. and she's been, you know, i think it's evident if anybody's seen it that that we moved here. a
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week apart. basically we moved to la a week apart and it's been a incredible journey for both of our families, and i'll always i can't believe she did that for me. then you're going back sometime within the next couple of months. you have three children. we talked about your your son. your daughter was born here. your youngest in the american. we're going to leave her here. she will stay here. seems like that she should be with her people. that's the same, although i mean she's five, although tucker carlson stepping down might mean how she she was a big fan of his show. she was very much loved it. it's got to be a really tough week that do you think what you re british izing the kids like explaining like over there? you know, we call it a lift instead of an elevator. we don't know. we're not. maybe we should be. don't we just look, it's going to be a very, very big adjustment for us in every single way. but i do we do feel like we in truth, my wife and i have known that we were going to do this for a few years now
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because we always said that when max hit sixth grade. that would be the turning point if we had always felt unfair to us to move 14 15 16 year olds around and so it just feels like it's time. time to go home and i'm so proud of the show, and it's nothing to do with not wanting to host the show anymore. i just i love it. i love doing it. you know that the family we've created is amazing, but it does feel like the right thing to do. there are people back there who are getting older that we want to be with and be around. you know, the only people the king the king, of course. absolutely needs me. the only people the only people who i think are disappointed that we're moving back on my mom and dad because they love coming to los angeles so much something they love it so much. can i tell you something, and i actually and i apologize for that. but your parents came to my dressing room , and they asked me if they could stay. and if i could be their new son, do it, do it. mom
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mom is confident she can't believe it's the last time in los angeles. she's going to get her boobs done tomorrow. all the things who's your last guest? that's a big deal that it ask guest on the show we've got tomorrow night. we've got billie eilish and natalie portman on the last show. we have, um will farrell harry styles is going to be there? we have some other surprises. we have some other stuff. we have a big big bit with tom cruise is going to be on our prime time special that we shot very close to this studio, actually, and we've done some big things over the time. and this might be the silliest you and tom cryan this bit. we don't cry. don't cry in this one. the only crying is that bit with adele. and then it'll be me on my last show. just so glad you're gonna cry because i feel like sometimes i'm the only one that cries and it's nice to have and now i'm losing like another client. it's true. why are we
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the only crime just better, more sensitive people. that's why the data or emotionally unstable. it could be one of those. the only cries were the only ones together. i have a gift for you before you go now, when you retire from being a talk show, especially for a long time, and especially at cbs, you have to do one of these, and i don't know if you have it in you genetically, but this is, um your cultural retirement beer. okay, okay. much like david letterman before you now that you're leaving. but also. i'm also unemp friday, and if you're in the uk around christmas time you're going to see this guy in a mall . you know? that'll be me. no i'm very this is good. this is good. you still taking summers off? yeah, yeah. yeah so if i
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going going to tell you what? i've missed your face. i really have people. what happens when you go to a wedding? does everybody bring it up? i don't get invited to weddings because of that, really? oh that's kinda great, actually. wow i gotta get like murdered at a children's birthday party on television. that's a good idea. nobody would want me there. so you don't really is that true? you really don't get invited to get invited to weddings very often. great actually, i could do without them stranger still mentioning game of thrones to you. everywhere you go, always and i'm really i'm kind of. i'm still really proud of that. i feel like an observer of it. now it's been 10 years since the red wedding. it has. yeah, i feel, um i'm still really proud of. it was a good time. what did they say specifically to you? oh, my god. you're dead. you died. my heart was broken. really yeah, that's kind of nice. in a way you get eulogized throughout the day, constantly remaining of getting slaughtered. you play a
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spy in this new in citadel, which is produced by the russo brothers who did the avengers movies play? a spy has got to be like at the top of the especially for a gentleman of your nationality to be a top of the list. right? a spy, huh? yeah i mean, it's super fun, and it's super good because i get to play kind of two versions of the spy one, which is the super competent intelligence spy, and the other version is a guy who has no idea there is a top spice just living a quiet life in oregon got his brain got his brainwaves, which happens it does happen. i mean, not in real life, but it happens in the movies a lot actually used to be amnesia. you get hit on the head with a coconut or something like gilligan. yes have you ever seen gilligan's island? indeed it's kind of like that, but we use it a bit more. sci fi. we get our brains more sci fi than a coconut. it's a little more side little more advanced, and there's a lot of action. actually those action scenes to me when i see him and they look great. they look like there
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would be a combination of fun and not at all fun, not at all fun, but they are really fun, actually, because you know, we get to kind of do these huge action sequences and you kind of feel like you're in a steam park at times when they, you know, build a huge submarine. that's life size, and you're running around on top of that. yeah and then you get to watch yourself beating people up. which has got to be funny. yeah, i mean, that's really good. funny. the only problem is that beer i'd be terrible at fighting and in real life because stage fighting is very, very different. have you been in a fight in real life? i was nearly in a fight once. what happened? um i was in high school, and i was i was i was a bit of a bigger boy back then. i uh i moved less than eight more. um and, uh and i was picked on his kids do pick on each other. and one day i decided like enough. i'm just gonna i'm going to fight this guy and he's going to beat me. i remember. remember his name. actually i don't want to see it. just say his first name. darren darren. okay short kid, but a good fighter. um and i said okay, i'll fight you at
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lunchtime. let's just get it done. he'll beat me up and i will not be picked on it. the more by them. and then we got to lunchtime and he said okay. i'm just gonna go and get my lunch and then we'll fight. and i was like, yeah, cool. and i was like, no, actually, i'm not going to stand for this. i was just fighting he was scheduling the fight around lunch. yeah. so i take i go down the hill to the fat one was the fart one, but you know, he wanted to do and i met him at the most tasty bites , which was, which is where you get lunch from what is tasty bites. bites is kind of like a real scottish greasy, greasy spoon. oh everything's fried or deep fried. delicious, but very unhealthy. no wonder i was much bigger than i am now. um and so i go to meet him for this fight with all these kids behind him. he's got all these kids and i was like i got to get the first punch in. that's going to win the fight. and just as i go to do it as a hand on my shoulder and i get dragged backwards and slammed onto the bonnet of a car
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and i look up and my mother is going don't fight at school. i told you not fighting in school, and she got a flat tire and our car at that moment on that day, and so this crowded kids and came over and her sons in the middle of it, and i have to thank her for it. to be honest, i didn't get my job broken on my nose broken, reschedule the next fight for the next day. they didn't actually in any time i was threatened with another fight, they say, oh, your mother will come. let's not your costar in seine. it'll priyanka chopra, jonas and also stanley tucci, who is, uh, a lot of fun. yes, he is the most fun. i mean, we spend a lot of time together very like every all day and night. at the moment. we see each other in the gym in the morning, and then we work all day, and then we have food and then we have drinks at night and then i see him in the gym in the morning again. it's kind of like beetlejuice. if you just say his name three times he shows up really. we'll try it. let's see if he throws up, okay, stanley said. you're standing too. she's standing at you.
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what an incredible amazing thing that just happened on the plan. didn't know you had a portal. yes we got a portal here. i'm gonna use this. next time. i'm in the h o v lane by myself. suddenly stanley will be there. we were just talking about you before you were. where were you before you were transported was at home all dressed. you had a microphone on at home. so it's the kids can hear me. i was just talking about how much time you guys are spending together. it sounds are spending a lot of
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time together and you're cooking for richard. i have cooked for richard. richard. have you made richard? go ahead. tell me richard came over to the house. and we i think felicity and i made i think we just made like a really simple pasta. oh, no. you know we made we made gnocchi. with with tomato and shrimp. oh nice. nice very nice, interesting and he put you do not remember that it was unmemorable me three martinis first. so the naki king was ready for it, but i don't remember pops the once many years ago. i remember it to this moment. it was a lemon pasta if you remember this. oh, you don't remember? no i don't think we've ever met, but but i'm glad to be here now. it's great to have you here. you're probably, you know, sometimes the actual the transport scrambles people's brains a little like in the show that in the martina martinez all wiped. yeah no ideas. i made you a limb pasta. yes yes. see i
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told you, you also are an amazing cook, you know, let's not listen. let's not turn this into a circle jerk. sadly, let's um let's focus on richard people would pay good money to talk about richard. and the show is one thing about richard that we don't know. oh god. yeah i think that richard, first of all, what about the workouts? what goes on with the two of you there? we don't really we end up in the gym at the same time, but if i did his work out, i would have died months. really it's staggering. never seen anything like it. stand like you have muscles like i've never seen before. like who has a muscle. there will give you that money later. thanks stan. what about you? i mean, this is i think so fit and healthy and we get we don't speak to each other in the gym, but we don't see each other. let me get competitive. suddenly, stanley's doing extra burpees. and in those ways i'm getting a heavier weight and the next day we're both kind of limping around trying to pretend that we didn't overdo it. and then do you shower together at the end of the course and before
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yes. yeah well, i'm so sorry to interrupt. whatever it was, you were doing standard really great to see you. should i am i supposed to go now? you can just sit there and watch guess we'll say your name backwards and you'll go back home. okay and richard madden. everybody there in sydney. the students of the fbi academy . i devote myself to the pursuit of truth and knowledge. in the end, we always reveal ourselves fx's class of 09
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